memes that quench your thirst

[@jennyneon]

These are memes that make me love EmKay more & more.

[@suzietherock]

@Delna Feta shut up

[@suzietherock]

@Hica Fafa shut up

[@garrettbrunner8425]

These are literally the worst

[@vioricapopescu8300]

@Delna Feta these are the most annoying

[@HQNext]

Not a joke this video got me to unsubscribe

[@greed94]

"I stay ignorant on a lot of things on purpose" Finally, somebody gets it

[@chrisfrommrbeast]

Damn bots.

[@batking4342]

Same!!!

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

I relate to that 😂

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

@@chrisfrommrbeast Ikr? I've been reporting those for a while, but KZbin doesn't seem to care.

[@mine.g919]

"I got both" damn you didn't have to flex on us like that

[@tutel1614]

@@rengganis-------9900 not reported you

[@danicarottencore]

I have a gf I’m a girl tho hol up-

[@randaranatunga7259]

0:43 it’s all “let me in” until the Wi-Fi gains speed and then counts every single time you clicked and opens the page 3000000 times in 0.2 seconds creating a black hole.

[@lorantpapp07]

You are right. Also, youtube is a REALLY ignorant fucker for ignoring these sexlink bot dickheads.

[@SauceTart]

These bots make me want to commit post nut regret when I didn't nut

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

@LeonLaggt Yeah. KZbin is really messed up these days.

[@glassflow5923]

With ever day passing, Robin gets more cynical, and boy oh boy am i here for it

[@nh_999]

@@rengganis-------9900 what fans

[@waffle_fall]

I’ve noticed that and I completely agree

[@Amarewow]

He complains about jackshit everything now :/

[@midtisel4222]

​@@Amarewow zee

[@RIXRADvidz]

9:17, pause to take the test. F: place the tip of the gun barrel against the patient's temple and threaten them with death if they move. be sure to follow through and pull the trigger

[@Monohath]

"Here we see a wild British airlines in its natural habitat drinking from the flowing Riverwater, be careful not to spook it or it will alert all the planes in the airport."

[@VoodooVDO]

And oh, what's this, it seems like the airlines are circling eachother, is this a mating Ritual

[@welp_I_tried]

I discovered EmKay's channel not too long ago because I friend recommended it to me and I can't stop coming back to his videos why are they so funny though

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

9:35 "Whoa! That is not right. You're a thirsty plane." Hey, a plane has to get its water somewhere. Not to mention it's been a long flight for that big boi.

[@Noam-k]

"i haven't had that problem since, like, 2004" Now tell me when was the last time you used a bill to buy something from a vending machine and how many times you did so around that time

[@TwentyTwo0809]

Thirst has been quenched. Thanks for the drink, man.

[@MaksidonIsle]

My proudest achievement is: to this very day I have not caught covid or downloaded tiktok, both illnesses have affected my close family but I'm too powerful to fall

[@darkstarfirestudios4500]

YES good for you! Heh same am proud

[@kewlman5417]

Good work!

[@_baby.firefly_]

I literally just dislocated my knee 5 hours ago and I have to wear a brace for a week and I’ve never hurt my knee or worn a brace before and honestly this made my day better, thank you. (Also 0:57 I have blue eyes :D)

[@theominouspigeon]

I have blue eyes too

[@AndreJNick]

My cat has figured out where the red dot comes from. Now instead of chasing it she goes right for my hand

[@koalakop132]

Emkay is just slazo’s initials spelled phonetically.

[@luckycorn8590]

Wtf? Thay might be the only smart thing I've seen on an. Emkay comment

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

I im confused please explain to my poopoo brain

[@luckycorn8590]

@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard the creator of emkay slazo's real name is Michael Kucharski, or his initials are M.K. MK spelt out in emkay

[@jcody66]

@@luckycorn8590 so what is a slazo?

[@luckycorn8590]

@@jcody66 slazo is the youtuber that created emkay yeah I should have put a comma

[@5nak_music]

4:28 Thanks for getting as pissed as I did

[@dwarfnamedcake]

The thumbnail isn’t a meme, the plane’s just getting a drink of water.

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

Yeah, it's been a long flight for that big boi. The plane has to stay hydrated.

[@DarcOne13]

"You know exactly who I mean by 'him.'" I'm not up to date on rich dudes, but it's Elon, isn't it?

[@jamslamsam8215]

Its jeff and Rotterdam bridge

[@DarcOne13]

@@jamslamsam8215 the man so slimy, he slipped my mind. What a bag of garbage...

[@Bacteriophagebs]

4:50 Studies have shown that money does, in fact, buy happiness...up to a point. People who have enough money to feel financially secure are, shockingly, happier than those who don't. The funny thing is that when you get up to the multi-millionaires and billionaires, the happiness drops again. This is because the super-rich are hoarders and have the same mental issues (usually depression) as any other hoarder. We just treat them differently because they hoard money instead of junk or cats. Fun fact: last I checked, the most popular car among millionaires was not a sports car or luxury car, it was the Ford F-150 pickup truck.

[@jcody66]

Sometimes they hoard other things. Like decorative things or cars or w/e

[@randomgamer4048]

10:30 As I Canadian I can say with confidence that I have NEVER heard someone pronounce it “zed” . . . Unless there making fun of British people.

[@penciloctopus2231]

Dude what province are you in. Literally all of them say it zed. I say it that way.

[@Danse_Macabre_125]

zed

[@randomgamer4048]

@@penciloctopus2231 Nova Scotia

[@penciloctopus2231]

@@randomgamer4048 Isn't that one of the first provinces ever established in Canada? Howcome you don't say zed? At this point I'm more just curious than looking for a debate.

[@randomgamer4048]

@@penciloctopus2231 idk. In my area the schools always had, and still do, teach both “zee” and “zed” and let kids chose which one to say, and judging by knowing absolutely nobody who says it “zed” I’m gonna say most people chose “zee”.

[@UrbanAgent423]

1:18 They missed the part where Bungie left Activision for like 3 years before Microsoft bought Activision

[@devilrecordsreborn5311]

Yeah the meme was pure Sony copium

[@cosmogaming6587]

3:50 nah slime we still do it

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

1:40 me, a girl: oh yeah totally *cough* covid-19 *cough*

[@joannamysluk8623]

These memes gotta be made of cactus juice because they'll quench ya, nothing's quenchier, they're the quenchiest!

[@BluJay064]

I just hope the ELEVATED CHAIR doesn't break or else it's going to get real uncomfortable real fast.

[@ohsolittletiger]

money doesnt buy happiness means was originally a means of making people docile against the rich people

[@ankyo2763]

*MEMES. THE DNA OF THE SOUL.*

[@sselesUneeuQ]

0:10 me literally not caring and coming back a few seconds later to see its finished.

[@TSSmith]

In 1 minute I found this. Fear me mortals for I shall experience comedy

[@PartytimeYOLO]

0:03 i tried that, came back to an estimated download of 347 years. and yes it was steam, not even 15GB.

[@axogma]

Yay! The vanilla subreddit!

[@klikkolee]

8:43 "I'm pretending to be engaged and they're behaving as though I'm engaged. Who do they think they are?!"

[@AntichristsPlusOne]

I'll one-up the opening the page on the first try. Today I not only opened to the correct page on the first try, but it also lined up PERFECTLY with the beat drop in my music.

[@steampunxx1846]

1:30 bob looks like a Lego crocodile that you forgot to put a tail on.

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

Omg that is a perfect description 🤣

[@KellykellzGarrett]

Robin is the best one in my opinion I like his voice he's so funny and casual

[@notyoutuberdude30]

0:00 Oh no Robin! You said the thing and now my computer won't load faster cause he knows it know.

[@screesh108]

8:12 Relatable (Sorry for bad english)

[@aaron.thakur]

Same (Sorry for bad english)

[@livefire1246]

That very first beginning meme. That is one heck of a mood that everyone with any premium subscription to download stuff with feels every day.

[@thebrickinquestion]

6:34 we need a 3rd one for all of our allergic kings over here

[@IshijimaKairo]

6:33 I'm allergic to pineapple, is that enough for your 5-week old leaf juice-filled brains to understand?

[@IshijimaKairo]

If I eat pineapple, I'll *fucking die*

[@thenamesniva5193]

Thank you so much, Emkay. I was really thirsty for some quality memes

[@ghosty_batz1566]

10:05 When I lived with my aunt, there was a big roach in the house and she and my uncle were off to work, so I offered to kill it. My aunt said "if you kill it, I'll give you $50" and I was like..heck yeah. And my uncle chimed in and said "Heck, I'll give you $50 as well" and I ended up killing it and took a picture for proof. Easiest $100 ever made. Now I work at Mcdonalds 🥲. Life is hard.

[@antiStrikerS]

10:16 nah vision without action is a fucking sleep paralysis

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

4:14 be like "All the other kids with the pumped up kicks..."

[@brandongovreau9218]

I heard my mother telepathically she said Brandon you should go to bed now!

[@B0i829]

0:22 …hmmmmm…Hmmmm…HMMMMM WHAT DID YOU SAY? “I surround myself”???hmmm = *insert the rock raising an eyebrow* =

[@Hybrid301]

Glad to finally meet someone else who loves Okami

[@cpucyanheart]

the fact that I decided to watch this while waiting for something to download, makes it even funnier

[@perrymoser3014]

Hearing your own name is the most common auditory hallucination. It stems from your brain trying to decode background noise, and makes assumptions when it comes to noise it thinks it's a voice.

[@david-rf7tf]

imagine if water could be made into fuel, but the plane just has to sip it that way

[@Omni_Reps]

Perfect timing I just got out off school

[@noemiiii]

2:52 my favorite subject being H. Geometry right now: *sweats nervously*

[@KZG.Silent_Scribe]

6:17 Robin be flexin so hard xD

[@nathansweeney4898]

1:00 Me and my brother each born with blue eyes: P A T H E T I C

[@flannelsone1159]

Can you explain the joke to me?

[@Ultranerd007]

8:00 my trauma with this is that if I didn’t hear them, they’d take my headphones

[@gumarks_]

0:32 literally every other Asian country: [not even a skeleton anymore]

[@MeowzerzOh6]

5:48 Funny thing is that I still have this and still play it once in a while. Works really well like new, don’t know why some people now in days don’t like old video game sets

[@drenter477]

“A hd remaster has never been more than $20” Nintendo: I going to pretend I didn’t see that

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

4:34 hearing you get annoyed that the punchline is "woman have peepee" makes me feel good because I'm not alone in finding those jokes unfunny.

[@cantelupe1697]

I was confused when Robin didn’t say what’s poppin I’m Robin

[@nazodreemur8284]

0:31 South East Asia countries: Guess we all in the Mariana Trench

[@WillGeo15]

10:45 Bodmas/Bidmas is the order of doing maths Brackets, Order (now its Indices), Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction

[@Franki3XD]

When you said cmon, Ron. I screamed HE KNOWS RON!!!!!! HEEEEE KNOWWWWWSSSSS RONNNNN!

[@tylerbailey8102]

1:44 They have clocks but we have glocks.

[@MinorityHunterRoronoaZoro741]

"when its been months since terry the fat shark has returned" robin: I am sorry who? the concil shall decide your fate

[@NewJerseySirensAndTrains]

so thats why planes nose dive into the ocean because they are thirsty!

[@crazyjoe4247]

If watched so many fucking WWII documentaries I have WWII flash backs

[@Nexility]

0:00 what you do (if it’s a tablet or phone; i don’t know if it works for androids as i have apple) is you turn off your device and set it by the wifi router. it worked when i tried to download an update for a really big (like 4 GB or something) game on my ipad

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Then the F-22 Comes in with the death roll

[@phrase3010]

0:46 fr tho we were doing our math exam and, on my part, i already knew i was screwed, but stuff got real when the teacher called out the time left and the smart kid swore in panic.

[@OldieRCU]

That plane was drinking the Boston Harbor.

[@Electrofunk1938]

Funfact: the emkay hand at the start middle fingers you for half a second

[@RedFoxSkull]

I’m Australian but I prefer to say “zee” rather than “zed”. I just feel like it rolls off the tongue a little easier.

[@am_i_real_or_not]

kool

[@randomprimary]

Thanks

[@MilesL.auto-train4013]

9:35 hey, that speedbird is just taking a quick drink before it's next migration to JFK, nothing special.

[@jakubas6396]

9:35 if there was dumped tea in Boston, that means that the ocean, seas and rivers are a huge tea pot, and the plane is british, british airways plane sipping some tea

[@ratpussu6408]

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead

[@Tygaming3688]

Bob was double cheeeked up on a Sunday afternoon

[@unev__1889]

Emkay: I mean I have both,... Everyone who didn't know: Wait wait wait wait wait wait *what*

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Money does buy medical care , housing, food , clean water, air and heat

[@Edensbow]

Damm British Airways really thirsty Drink water kids

[@victormelendez5396]

i got a ad of Reddit when this channel is basically Reddit

[@InATreeBehindYou]

I just realized that the music changes every meme

[@A_Pipe_Made_Of_Metal]

0:35 Vietnam: goddamn it!

[@justaponyyy]

me: upset asf coz of cyber bullying emkay: uploads me: the world is not entirely evil

[@MalloryHasCats]

Fiance is Parsi - big on banana leaf dishes. Love it.

[@arcadeinvader8086]

2:46 people who think geometry means being able to put the blocks into the right holes:

[@virpiluukka3848]

2:22 holy hell have that chair... except its not as tall as that.

[@Hiroto_VA]

Netflix straight up modernizing Devilman: I said we *ORIGINAL*

[@someonee3186]

I remember this thumbnail, it was a pic of Lucaas landing an Airbus A380 at a short runway, and he ended up overrunning, meaning he went off the runway.

[@shorkbot]

Me at the start of the video: *thorsty* Me at the end of the video: *drown*

[@cjofulue5218]

5:55 had to stop and go "uh?" when Robin said that. Still don't know if he's joking...or serious. Always wanted one. Always will.

[@thefailsquad5585]

Bro the 3ds gave me childhood flashbacks

[@msmx9088]

2:06 they achieved what the dogs cant

[@lilithangel9268]

im so happy!! got my emkay poster today!!

[@catguy5425]

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

[@un_legendary2848]

when i clicked on this video i got a scam video that said "theres a technique that prevents you from getting fit, and its exercising, thats right scientists in florida" me: uh uh uh, scientists in FLORIDA

[@denimjacketsandjorts8254]

earliest i’ve been to an emkay vid

[@therealkevinhart3053]

Me: *thinks about water* KZbin: take a look at this

[@marcopohl4875]

7:14 they threaten to shut it off if we don't do what they want. as an environmentalist, I can only say: "if the worst you can do is threaten me with a good time, then bring it on!"

[@thatfamiiiarnight3665]

the music changes every meme