Memorable Moments Of Moron "Masters" Manhandled

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Күн бұрын

I cannot believe that I can still find unseen videos of idiots challenging fighters to a fight. Fake Masters. Fake Martial Artists. Fake Humans. It actually boggles my mind why somebody would walk into a boxing gym, or any gym, and then challenge someone (usually the coach) to a sparring session or fight. Especially if you really on grabbing or slapping or poking people. Common sense isn't that common, but without these morons, I wouldn't have endless entertainment and videos to make for y'all! Enjoy watching idiots get what they deserve- a sweet whooping.
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@perceivedvelocity9914 Ай бұрын

Video's like this bring me back to my childhood. I was a boy during the 80s. I vividly remember the schoolyard battles between the kids who loved the Karate Kid movies and the kids who loved the Rocky movies. None of those kids had done any training but they identified as champions.

@A_Quarter_Pound Ай бұрын

Thank you paul

@darrinmartin1624 Ай бұрын

I have been an engineer for over 30 years. I was planning on kicking some MMA ass, but since watching your video, I've decided to stay in my lane. Thank you!

@senseiseagal1983 Ай бұрын

Wise man. Keep designing bridges and stuff. The world needs that more

@gerekgerek9042 Ай бұрын

Design a bridge that does MMA.

@KenEden-im7oy Ай бұрын

I'm a gynaecologist over 50 years.

@dunngyllite7883 Ай бұрын

Rodtang stopping the fight, because he didn't want to seriously hurt his clearly inferior opponent was a legendary move.

@PicaPauDiablo1 Ай бұрын

Amen

@bipolarminddroppings Ай бұрын

What impressed me was that he was calm enough to even think that clearly. I remember being in Judo bouts where it was really lop sided but I was too amped up to have ever considered just asking for the fight to be stopped, I can't imagine how much more intense an MMA fight must be.

@KurisuKun Ай бұрын

@@bipolarminddroppings fighters of Rodtang’s calibre have hundreds of official and even more unofficial fights under their belts, I’m sure they aren’t subject to adrenaline anymore

@fouresterofthetrees287 Ай бұрын

Some Kung Phooey happenin' in this episode.

@nebfreely317 Ай бұрын

Loving the master sensei commentary n merch plug

@JacksonDunnoKnows Ай бұрын

I know its not always wise to wish to walk into unnecessary fights, but part of me would one day like to fight one of these "grandmasters" someday on my martial arts journey.

@renatodoe6661 Ай бұрын

Rodtang's behaviour at the end of the video saved that fighter from a bad ptsd. He really did a good job defusing the potential psycho damage that could have resulted from such a beatdown. Props to him.

@Fresh-uc9vb Ай бұрын

FAKE! That wasn't the real Steven Seagull talking. What gave it away was he wanted "a" cookie! If you look at him that man doesn't know what 'ONE cookie' is! He wants ALL the cookies, and it looks like he already had them. Great clip.

@ClintScott-w1o Ай бұрын

Just cookies you underestimate the greatness of him he wants it all the cake the ice cream the burgers the whole shabang 😂

@blvalverde Ай бұрын

That pressure point guy fighting looked like someone straight out of an old comedy. He belongs on a black and white film, he even wears the pants the right height!

@elviolette Ай бұрын

The AI Merch spot was MAGIC!

@Mike-ks6qu Ай бұрын

Alex pereira getting tips from sensei cookies is priceless 😂😂😂 considering how much of a troll alex is, I can only imagine what was being said in Portuguese

@bipolarminddroppings Ай бұрын

5:35 that looked like a fun sparring session. The difference when you see two actual fighters sparring compared to when it's an average trained fighter and woo-master is incredible.

@wizrom3046 Ай бұрын

Remember, if you're an engineer or electrician, that Steven Seagull is a better engineer and electrician than you

@shamicagray4014 Ай бұрын

Is that AI segal 🤣😆

@randallross420 Ай бұрын

I love this series

@Deletirium Ай бұрын

Lmao... the AI pronounced "punani" flawlessly as Sensei Adipose.

@jayforeman5299 Ай бұрын

It might could be an illusion tho

@stonesoup842 Ай бұрын

Thank you for the free month membership 😁

@tonytoes0 Ай бұрын

Seagal claiming he invented a punch, isn't his black belt in Aikido the art where you throw people around?

@solipsisme8472 Ай бұрын

6:35 spamming middle kicks with Sagat

@snoo333 Ай бұрын

another banger of a video. thanks bro

@thenevfox Ай бұрын

the music at 6 50 was legendary

@AndreTheBataShoeSalesman Ай бұрын

Great advice about engineers just being engineers. Drones are more deadly anyway.

@tonyK_72 Ай бұрын

I'm 52, 25 stone (about 3 billion million pounds) and snore while awake. I know it's Christmas, but I, too, will wander to the nearest mai tai cocktail bar and start a fight, having seen this video film. Because in Out for Justice, Senai seagull elbows the shit out of the "boxer" who runs that bar with ease. And he wasn't packing half the weight I am. I see clearly with your guidance. Thank you, sensei!

@edintalundzic9357 Ай бұрын

I am a Chai Tea Master fifth cup degree. The only boxing I do is boxing Day shopping.

@jinmakarov8187 Ай бұрын

when you tell too many lies you start to believe it , & actually go & challenge the real fighters

@brianhutcherson1700 Ай бұрын

Ah yes the ancient Chinese secret of blocking punches with your face. Works all the time. Much like sticking your chin out to block an uppercut 😂

@scottburgess4526 Ай бұрын

Thank you Paul 🙏

@LegendMkr7 Ай бұрын

This type of shit is like me who took 1 year of Krav Magra going up to an Israeli Commando and wanting to fight.

@MrPopo-nn7kp Ай бұрын

Its not, maybe if you challenged an unrelated dicipline after being a krav maga master it would be the same

@Dimitriterrorman Ай бұрын

All im gonna say is that Pereira started throwing headkicks only after he met with the legend sensei warrior master Seagal

@coolbreeze3793 Ай бұрын

1:58 lmfao oh man look at how he went out.

@needmoreboost6369 Ай бұрын

The merch ad intermissions voiceover lol

@chequehook68 Ай бұрын

BBJ and Mui Tai scare the shit out of me lol.

@drunkzombie666 Ай бұрын

FAFO at its finest. I love this video. This is why I'm a drinker and not a fighter.

@justahuman8790 Ай бұрын

When boxing meets strictly

@jonfeist1400 Ай бұрын

I think your AI Seagal is the first fake voice that sounds more human than the real person

@James_Earl_Cash Ай бұрын

The look on Alex Pereira's face says it all.

@ephtea614 Ай бұрын

Watching seagull spew his bullshit about special punches that work through the gloves was some top level hard-to-watch cringe.

@MehrdadParthian 22 күн бұрын

7:45, who is this legend ? i'm an instant fan now. i feel like i know him from some other muai thai video on the internet, but can't remember the name. Edit: all i had to do was to read the top comment. of course, its the Legendary rodtang himself. this man has conquered all aspects of martial arts, integrity and benevolence above all.

@AllanMogensen Ай бұрын

I wonder if they´ld do any better in their own style with a real fight - probably not

@mattmc9812 Ай бұрын

Alot of martial arts dojos are echo chambers

@msquared6695 Ай бұрын

Si fu Seagal 👊 🤜 🤛

@tuvia4082 Ай бұрын

They lose face every time they slam their face into a fist.

@MikeSaha89 Ай бұрын

🔥

@barrycheesemore2928 Ай бұрын

I can't believe how deluded some people are! Apart from Paul, obviously, he's a legend...

@garyjensen3414 Ай бұрын

Punching is an acquired talent..Arm punching may connect, but it is usually ineffective..Whenever you want to throw an effective "HARD" punch, you must step into the punch,rotate your hips and punch through the target..This needs to be done without fear of being hit-----but protecting yourself..It's a talent that has to be practiced..Always avoid fighting, but if you have to---go for broke!!!

@patrickstewart3446 Ай бұрын

Did Chubs actually try a WINDMILL PUNCH? Do most people stop using that technique when they are 10 years old?

@bipolarminddroppings Ай бұрын

I actually feel bad for these people, they're usually just a bit slow and don't realise they've fallen for bullshit. I had a friend in school who studied some real woo-woo martial art, he was 12 so you know, it's not his fault he was taken in, we got in a huge argument one day and he attacked me, I actually knew a real martial art, Judo, and I put him on his back before he knew what happened. He joined my judo school that week.

@bookofJohn137 Ай бұрын

Thanks

@user-Tsteak Ай бұрын

Hey guys im a SEAGALIAN FROM SOUTH AFRICA . And i would like to propose the idea of starting a gofundme to build a STATUE/IDOL OF OUR SENSEI SAUGEFINGERS🎉🎉🎉 THNK U PAUL❤

@meatslide Ай бұрын

I thought big muscles equal fighting skills. My 140 pound skinny kickboxer friend taught me differently. Kicked my weight lifting gym bro ass really easily.

@dmichael7144 Ай бұрын

I can’t believe you actually got sensei Segal as a guest bro. Hope you had a plate of cookies ready!

@datacipher Ай бұрын

Lol. It may have been unwise for cm punk to go to ufc totally green - he should have started in a high school Gym in Podunk USA to figure out where he belonged, BUT if Dana White offers you 1 million dollars for your first fight, we’re all taking it. 😂

@senseiseagal1983 Ай бұрын

Real talk- do you think you could take down all of the fake masters in these clips? Would you crumble under the pressure and be pressure-pointed into oblivion? Do you remember Steve Erkel? Wear your pants properly people! Help Seagalism dominate the globe. It's the right thing to do www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal

@KurisuKun Ай бұрын

Pretty sure I could take on these ‘masters’ but I would never challenge a muay thai fighter even if you paid me

@dunngyllite7883 Ай бұрын

Yes, No, Yes, I do, I'm at it. All hail Big Sensei Whalewaist !

@AndreTheBataShoeSalesman Ай бұрын

They'd fuck me up but I'd still hack back and fuck up their credit rating, for life

@EyeOfTheWatcher Ай бұрын

what I don't get that none of then did any prep work before the fighting, especially sparing with gloves on.

@leemastro9904 Ай бұрын

Actually, Tai Chi, practiced by a true master, can be devastating in combat. The village where it originated, with Chen style, which is nothing like Yang style, the one you usually see being used, for meditation, was defended, successfully, for generations, using those techniques. Where Yang style is like a gentle stream, or ornate fountain, Chen style is like a raging tidal wave, maintaining fluidity, but turning the speed, and force, to maximum. Also, every single movement, even in Yang style, is based on actual fighting strikes, blocks, and evasions. Don’t be fooled by the morons that don’t really know what they’re doing. Fighting a real master is like trying to wrestle with the wind.

@miqvPL Ай бұрын

I spent last 2 years training combat sports and martial arts, since March it's 6 days/week. I would never challenge an active amateur fighter, even one who is just starting. I get absolutely fucked up by hobbyists half my weight who are training full contact karate since childhood. But these untrained clowns (I consider people training wing chun and tai chi as untrained since their arts are useless for any kind of fighting) feel like challenging pro level fighters, good luck

@Noticer1488 Ай бұрын

I get that if I’m an engineer and an electrician I should stay that. But how do I get famous and get I ever darkening fur animal replacing my hair?

@Tim_the_Enchanter Ай бұрын

Did I do that?

@timparker4160 Ай бұрын

With all the bs channels therebis on KZbin, I don't understand why their channels take off and an awesome channel like this doesn't. The world isn't fair people.