Men Don't Say Anything About Married Life. Barry Brewer

Men don't say anything about married life, they just wait for other men to find out. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Barry Brewer talks about his experience with getting married, and how no one told him anything about the stupid arguments he would get in. Whether you're someone who has been married for years, or you're someone who is just about to get married this clip from Barry Brewer is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@karlanielsen8896]

He reminded me of a joke I heard years ago: Married women never tell single women what marriage is really like, but they always cry at weddings.

[@hollypierce3076]

It's cause we know the headache they're going to have to deal with!

[@RazyrDiarmait]

When people forget marriage is a two way street.

[@skeetorkiftwon]

@@hollypierce3076 You misspelled, "create."

[@amyw7200]

🙄 Oh brother. Marriage is fantastic. If you have a bad marriage, there is probably a direct correlation with your presence in that marriage. Men are amazing creatures and I'm grateful to be married to one. I couldn't even come close to being this happy when I was single.

[@johncichon9499]

Man...39 years into this marriage relationship...and the is some applicable truth here!!

[@mandy747c]

Oh my god the twist in the end is hilarious! Definitely did not see that coming.🤣

[@Anastasiaharris1111]

My grandfather was “happily” married to my grandma for 70 years. She died when he was in his 90s. He began painting again and writing poetry. She didn’t like him doing that because she didn’t want his creativity to fly. He wanted to be an eagle. He knew that she wanted him to be whatever she wanted him to be. He finally met his true love who was also a painter and died around age 100. Sad story. Marriage can work but we must let each other fly free.

[@msdee7650]

Well I must have missed something? You say he was happily married to her and she did not want him to be who he was? And then he finally met his soulmate and lived another 10 years? As mentioned did I miss something?

[@KevinExtremo]

@@msdee7650 Yes, you missed the quotation marks.

[@singingwindrider9881]

That is sad. Just think if he had not chosen to stay "happily" married then he could have flown a lot sooner. At least he finally did.

[@misskay6831]

So you choosing this new woman over your own grandma? Throwing your dead grandma under the bus? I know this is fake lol but I'm going to go with it

[@hangsu6261]

“Happily married” is the hidden punch line. Lmao

[@gippywhite]

I can easily see this dude having a sitcom based on his stand up! 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlackChrishi]

😅

[@stephanieharries7746]

I don't want to sound like a cliche yet he is hilarious he hasn't vulnerability about him that makes it even more charming and good

[@vashmatrix5769]

I'd give that a standing ovation. Bravo!

[@rebekahdavis5935]

If this was actually a real argument, as a woman even, I would say run.... wth

[@wade5941]

I needed that this morning. Good job Barry.

[@georgetaylor2819]

55 years and 6 days in this marriage --- before the wedding it was ALL and ANYTHING I said was what was going to be --- AFTER the wedding? There was a "Honeymoon" and we had agreed we would NOT have a baby right away because I was in the US Navy and an E-5 so money was an issue -- 7 months AFTER the wedding? She told me she "missed" her "period." THAT should have been a sign to me that I was not involved in making the IMPORTANT decisions. Met her while stationed on her island. Puerto Rico -- so many things I could share -- but he is correct -- you will find out --- got out of the military and stayed on the island. WHY?? She said, "Papito, you can go to the states, but, the baby and I are staying right here." WHAT?? So, learned the language and what did I find out?? Women are "taught" by their mother and their aunt and other women how to "catch" a man with "POTENTIAL" and then they use Proverbs 16:1 and verse 9 also, but with a small change -- (look it up) "Man may have his grandiose ideas -- but WOMAN makes it happen." LOOK IT UP. EL HOMBRE PROPONE -- PERO LA MUJER DISPONE

[@jimmyboy131]

The ESV translation (English translation) says that it's "the Lord" not "the woman". Which makes sense. "The woman" doesn't make any sense here especially when placed back into context. That Spanish version sounds like the FRV, the feminist revised version.

[@wanderlust62]

Best delivery EVER!🤣😂🤣

[@debbiepeterson6829]

Yes they do men who are married give all sorts of signs. Not ones women care for but they give signs.

[@jbc6980]

I like this dude. Can’t wait to see more of him

[@dr.froghopper6711]

Silver back mountain gorilla! That’s me!

[@CaptMoo]

Love Barry Brewer... So good and natural!

[@cedarpoplar]

No eagles. Just pure love

[@cjplol6589]

I was married so long, I wouldn't look either way when crossing a street.

[@dinstar-as3228]

The 'kill me' look

[@KortCam1]

He obviously didn’t watch the notebook 🙄😂

[@n.b.l.5709]

What was that about

[@michaelkler8191]

Thanks!

[@fireballxl-5748]

Nicely done.

[@AWwww55]

Great joke! 👍 lol women can be nuts .... some of us love playing those stupid games!

[@HelenandLolly]

Thank you for making me laugh so much. ❤

[@TripleCrossProduct]

Very good you're very funny we need more of you

[@layna-heyhey]

the Notebook told yall what to say. the girl was like "I'm a bird, now say you're a bird" and the guy straight said "If you're a bird, I'm a bird" xD

[@ndoucette9676]

Fantastic

[@deathmauler181]

Full set please.

[@richardtaylor8595]

Never got married. I watched the old folks close.

[@richardlittel7396]

"He's a man pastor so I'm thinking I'm in good company" Nah dude, they're the biggest "happy wife happy life"rs out there.

[@naketabonham5066]

True story I can even tell my husband to get on here and read what I wrote and let him confirm it the other day I was scrolling through Facebook I was awake by myself so I decided to wake my husband up and ask my husband if he would still love me if I was Anaconda lmao he said u seriously just woke me up for that I said yes I did so would u still love me if I was Anaconda lmao 😂😂🤣🤣 he said of course I would I said what if I was a apple 🍎🍎🍏🍏 he says I would love you but I'd probably definitely round up eating you now go to sleep 💤💤😴😴🌉🌉 lmao 😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vashmatrix5769]

After he said, "u seriously just woke up for that" & you said "yes", if it were me, I would have looked you square in the eyes & said "No, in fact I do even less right now." & flipped over & gone to bed. Keep em', not many of us have that patience.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

You should know by now that these kinds of questions annoy men. Don't undermine your relationship by intentionally annoying your husband. It's okay to make mistakes (nobody is perfect), but you should consider apologizing, at least for waking him up for nonsense. Furthermore, disturbing his sleep cycle could be bad for his health, if it continues. None of your friends are going to give you this kind of honest advice, so you'll only get it from internet strangers.

[@naketabonham5066]

@@vashmatrix5769 ok and that's u common sense tells us that we really don't have to reply to someone if we really don't like what the comment says and our brain shows us daily how we can scroll right past someone's comment without trying to troll them at least I didn't wake him up at 3 or 4 in the morning it was already 1:52 pm when I woke him up exactly 7 minutes before he originally had to wake up and get dressed so 7 minutes later I would still have been the good wife that I am and woke him up ur right a lot of people don't have patience but see I was born with heart failure I had a massive heart attack back in 2020 laid on life support for 3 weeks then had my triple bypass March of 2021 when I was on life support my husband stood by my side although he was told I wouldn't come off of life support alive and I learned life is way to short to be stuck up a bully or even watch someone else getting bullied and trolled instead I would much rather make my family friends daughter and husband laugh especially when I know their stressed and just won't say anything if u wanna be stuck serious all the time never laugh and play with ur husband/ wife and kids then that's you however my husband plays more than I do match made in heaven if it makes him happy then imma keep being me me while he keeps on being happy and smiling God bless 🌹

[@naketabonham5066]

@Freedom Gone that's awesome me personally I have only seen them as a baby my maw maw Laura she was my mom's mother however she died before she ever met any of her grandkids drunk driver killed her when my mom was only 5 years old any other time I've seen them I guess u can say their like my guardian angel 😇😇 because it always involved me almost dying but I think it's awesome that you see them

[@nancyhowell4505]

@@naketabonham5066 Have mercy, please use punctuation! 😫

[@childoftheeternalking2041]

That was good.👍

[@keithmckellar9913]

I probably would have asked her if humans exist in this fantasy because that's definitely going to affect my decision but more than anything else I'd have also chosen an eagle lol

[@willhorting5317]

My wife used to wake me up to ask stupid questions like that, just because she wanted to start an argument over things that took place years earlier. But then.. I shouldn't have been surprised. In her 30s, she still held grudges against her parents for perceived wrongs they had done to her as a child.

[@ashdluciangurl]

Sigh! I think its morel likely she didn't want to start an argument but she wanted to get reassurance about some insecurity that was bothering her but it turned into an argument because you took it personally and got logical about it when she was in her feelings.

[@makobooslajabless570]

@@edithdlp8045 women do not like taking their own medicine. My wife just loved to bring up issues from the past and I'm talking 20 years and more. I eventually stumbled on the perfect way to put an end to that. Anytime she brought up something from the past, I would respond with something from even further back that she had (supposedly) done. Doing this a few times seems to have effectively cured that habit for the past 7 or so years.

[@willhorting5317]

@@ashdluciangurl do you always make assumptions about strangers? I understand that you were stating an opinion. However, your opinion is full of assumptions, since you neither know anything about me...or my ex-wife. I was there, living with the woman every day. What I said in the comment, was factual.

[@ashdluciangurl]

@@willhorting5317if I just agreed with you wouldn't I be making an assumption about you being right, who is a stranger? I prefer to assume the best than the worst about people. It's a little known fact that women respond more emotionally and men more logically. So stating it was likely she was in her feelings and you got logical, was not a personal attack. I'm learning through personal experience that one of the major challenges in relationship is not understanding the differences in behaviour of the opposite gender. Men and woman are completely opposite.

[@cjplol6589]

My ex tortured me for a month,till I made her tell me what it was. Well, I had a dream you did this and said that was the answer I got. All women are crazy, some just hide it better

[@1erinjames]

Whoa...you shoulda run!!

[@jascott1983]

Barry Brewer, Well done! 👍👍😂😂😂💗

[@rainsofhealing]

That set background tho....

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

I love them, as well. 👍

[@K4R3N]

20 years and I'm OUT, y'all up to bat now

[@victoriathorne8252]

LOL

[@araskempf]

Lol fly man

[@Profabdesigns]

Ummmm, Yep!

[@thegodblogger3812]

Marriage is a woman's paradise. We would stay single forever.

[@glidkomer]

Yup

[@lioness3963]

🤣

[@bogusphone8000]

"What animal do you want to be?" "I don't." ;)

[@jackie1540]

@Bogus Phone: So you don't want to be animal. You don't want to come and visit me as a lioness? We are still going for counselling🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bogusphone8000]

@@jackie1540 "Nope. Let me know how that goes. Hopefully the counselor can cure you of this immaturity..." ;)

[@jackie1540]

@@bogusphone8000 Counselor said he didn't want to cure me of my zest for life!

[@genevachapman8967]

😆🤣😂

[@YoSmoked]

to everyone reading this! I would love to give u a shotout!

[@vanillajack5925]

Why would any sane man ever want to get married?

[@ladybeauty495]

Married men live longer, make more money and are employers first choice.

[@brittgayle467]

@@ladybeauty495 we have to make more money to afford the expenses and are kept living for the money.

[@jayboogie7956]

Agreed

[@n.b.l.5709]

To be with a woman he presumes and hopes will always love him, and have a kid or 2

[@glidkomer]

​@@ladybeauty495 I know 2 married men that just died recently their wives are still kicking and living financially well.

[@jralf0ns0]

Good joke but also very long

[@melusine826]

The most dangerous place for a woman is her own home, from her "loved one" . Thanks but no

[@blairinsertlastnamehere3140]

Straight people, are y'all ok?

[@djuraster]

where is the funny?

[@Rood67]

I hate myself for laughing at this, but at least it kept me from crying at this sad truth. 🤣🤣😅😄🥲🥹😢😭😭😭

[@granmabern5283]

It’s not Truth it’s just a generalization. Too many people marry for”lust” these days. Others marry for unicorn fantasy ideas where the spouse will reincarnate every fake actor or singer they saw on the screen... If you marry for principles you will love your spouse with God’s help.