Messy pop star tweets for the history books

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[@mikesmic]

everyone tag yourselves in the green screen background xx

[@jaystev]

what

[@M3LL4EVA]

I'm the brightest bin xx

[@elena-et4hz]

Im the graffiti "i do not see" face

[@LisaFevral]

I’m an unnecessarily long chain connecting the lid to the trash bin on the right

[@astorisms]

How tf did you get a picture of me?? (I’m the trash bag x)

[@emilyd1316]

when harry styles tweeted “do” and “do what” was trending worldwide minutes later

[@edennn18]

the ✨power✨he holds

[@whyyiseverynametaken]

✨king✨

[@d1m1u]

We are powerful ✨✨✨

[@strawberryari3197]

a very ✨confusing✨day

[@tomatoherb]

I wanted to like this comment but then I saw it was at 666 likes and I didn’t wanna be the one to mess that up

[@layla-xt5vh]

I cant believe you didnt include Miley saying she wants to go see the new Hunger Games but doesnt want to have to look at her ex for 2 hours

[@elle-ob3qg]

LMFAOOOOOOO IM DEAD

[@aniketp.8596]

Who ?

[@elle-ob3qg]

Aniket prasad 2076 liam* hemsworth lol

[@aniketp.8596]

@@elle-ob3qg oh LoL . haven't watched hunger games .

[@DeeL3]

Looooool omg did she seriously say that??

[@mango_lipbalm]

"if anne frank were alive she would be a belieber" HOW'S THAT NOT IN THIS

[@Laura-fc6hi]

i meannnn is that a lie tho?

[@elzbthcho]

Wasnt a tweet

[@nakamotoputa2915]

Anne Frank reading this: 👁👄👁

[@hypnagogue]

if anne frank were alive she would be a neutral milk hotel fan

[@antitheticaldreamgirl]

@@hypnagogue underrated comment

[@backrolls4127]

justin bieber tweeting “no offense but ew” responding to rumors of him dating paris hilton 😭

[@arislamb35]

LMAOOO

[@baekksong3970]

i never knew this happened but OMG

[@sugarvenomohyeah]

She's too good for him ➖👄➖

[@IM-fs4rx]

that's kinda rude of him tho

[@poofsquid8870]

I mean I get it she's significantly older than him

[@ffionbrighton1166]

finally a boost in serotonin love

[@sage5530]

i hope you get more serotonin soon 🥺 i could use some too

[@kc8391]

Me: Please release serotonin Brain: *no*

[@simondoyle8543]

Right him and Chris klemmens posted so I can actually be happy for a bit Also if you checked out my channel or subbed I’d be super thankful 😽

[@ejones8360]

www ti’n gymraeg???

[@lucasbrunoz]

you mean dopamine tho

[@CJ-yf9fp]

Also I feel like you should talk about the time Zayn liked one of Kylie Jenners insta photos, was invited to one of her parties then went home and unliked it

[@gowonlover]

LMAOO REALLLY

[@lubnarofiq7019]

I didnt know this happened but LOLOLOL

[@Dan-vr7zs]

so, he didn't like the party huh hmmm

[@cai0409]

Lmao he’s so petty

[@jackkirwan8146]

that's petty af and i'm here for it

[@haikalabbas9539]

"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle" - Kanye West, 2016

[@giovannagarcia174]

Haikal Abbas idk why but i can relate to that????

[@bettycooper369]

This actually says a lot about his views on social responsibility

[@jennam4448]

why is this relatable

[@mochisinclair8675]

Of all the things he said, this is the only thing i can relate to.

[@dc9067]

*Truth.*

[@strawberryari3197]

when jake paul attacked Zayn for no reason and Gigi Hadid dragged jake to filth or the time Louis Tomlinson came for people who dance on tik tok

[@janine2957]

1d destroyed a whole ass band on twitter, like they are really the kings of twitter

[@luqmanhafeez55]

Jake paul attacked Zayn... oh god, I already forgot about that mess. 😂😂😂. Thanks for remembering it..

[@goldenknox]

when aaron paul dragged logan paul-

[@suditii]

Directioners and 1d invented stan Twitter

[@Tisharaa]

what did Louis say?

[@marie8363]

when he uploads frequentlyyyy>>>>>

[@anammmio]

Ok.

[@theotheoggg]

uh oh • 70,000 years ago oh it’s you again

[@mckenna4949]

when harry styles favorited a porn tweet on accident and then tweeted “Sooooo... the weather?”

[@suditii]

oof iconic

[@talkingtoawall5123]

LMFAOO I-

[@vedika9466]

and he liked a bunch of cat and puppy photos to cover it up 😂

[@dominiquepocopio777]

LMFAO

[@knightenchanter7908]

"accident" SURE MATE

[@ramshafarooq]

that rita ora tweet has the same energy as 12 yo boys saying "mY aCcOunT goT hAckEd loL" after their crush rejected them

[@lilyhayes6663]

iT wAs My LiTtLe SiStEr

[@ramshafarooq]

@@lilyhayes6663 mY coUsIn sTolE mY pHonE fRoM Me

[@taoxi3807]

hAhA iT wAs JuSt A dArE, i DoNt LiKe YoU lIkE tHaT!! 😳😳

[@marieremelie6716]

Rita is me after I post something mean on Instagram and say I didn’t take my meds

[@paytonboitano4742]

trumps tweets about how he hates kristen steward and Robert pattinson deserves better (there’s like 5 of them he’s obsessed)

[@eduardac.1459]

and her response to him at SNL! LMAO!

[@aya4618]

HUH OMG WHAT

[@jisoochrist]

Also him tagging Katy Perry telling how much he likes her but that she shouldn't get married with the british dude who later divorced from her via a text (lmao he had a valid reason to tweet that all along)

[@clararodriguezacevedo5463]

There were eleven tweets

[@dominiquepocopio777]

@@eduardac.1459 HAMILTON

[@FmaForge]

that time rihanna had beef with teyanna taylor and changed her twitter header to a comparison of teyanna’s net worth with her own.... we’ll be learning about that one in history classes 50 years down the line yup

[@poepoepo]

when charli xcx tweeted "watching hunger games for the first time" and someone pointed out she literally has a song in that movie so she tweeted back saying lorde explained the vibes of the song so she went with it 😭

[@gaber4476]

celebrities used to be so candid on twitter when media weren’t paying attention 😭😭😭 nobody is like that anymore

[@knightenchanter7908]

Blame stan twitter. It didn't exist back then. Now they have to think 666 times before tweeting or else "XXIsOverParty" starts trending.

[@koostattoos-8859]

@@knightenchanter7908 #__isoverparty has always existed on twt and people have been "cancelled" before 😭 yall thinking stan twt invented this shit is so funny

[@maky1670]

The fact that Adam Levine posted that tweet to Gaga about recycling old art and then precedes to release Memories is absolutely hilarious to me 😂

[@cai0409]

Lady gaga is still making bangers and he hasn’t released a good song since maybe 2013?? Embarrassing.

[@jisoochrist]

Didn't he also plagiarized one of Katy Perry's songs and also some props from one of her tour stages? The audacity of this man...

[@smash5551]

Literally 😅🤣😂TRAGIC

[@dominiquepocopio777]

@@cai0409 FR

[@ferencssalvoski3721]

Adam Levine talking about art and good music is the most hilarious thing I've seen

[@taymcintyr]

resurfacing Zayn's old tweets just brings me right back to the "chlamydia boy" moment and I just... my 14 year old self did not know peace.

[@lau1133]

I thought the wanted was a fever dream we all collectively had

[@silentstormshadow2755]

I had to look this up to see if it was true.... NO REGRETS

[@fc7777fc]

I will NEVER forget getting the notification for that tweet

[@dirt1369]

alright chlamydia boy ;)

[@lilap.178]

@@dirt1369 cool name 😎

[@camillajudson5348]

when someone fabricated a DM from James Charles and he said he was going to contact his lawyer and they replied "lets do it baby i know the law"

[@katherine6130]

*OMG I REMEMBER THAT, that was literally the peak of twitter*

[@crstph]

& the fact that he had previously been mass reported and banned from twitter by bts fans for being shady and followed it up with “i only fear bts stans no one else” PEAK twitter

[@hollybiblemnl]

michael's microphone is my favorite program

[@simondoyle8543]

I wouldn’t be mad if he started charging us Also if you checked out my channel or subbed I’d be super thankful 😽

[@biminibonbaddie]

micheal

[@laneythelame]

Michael's microphone with his commentary on recent web log posts is also my preferred choice of viewing

[@eveningstar1]

should have spelt his name micheal

[@BrianneKelly]

"Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked & upset." - Marina 2013

[@OfficialPrettyLittleLiars]

“Marina from Marina and the Diamonds” are you a talk show host from 2012 thinking she’s a band? lmao

[@OfficialPrettyLittleLiars]

Also when Lana liked a tweet saying Lorde should wear a bracelet made of pins >>>>>

[@mikesmic]

Girl I didn’t know the correct way to pronounce her surname so I took the long route 😭😭

[@trainsMA]

@@mikesmic please do Katie Hopkins on Celebrity Big Brother

[@MadameCorgi]

@@mikesmic lol fair enough

[@jadejaguar69]

When you search for her on Spotify it comes out only as MARINA

[@batconnoisseur6615]

Kendall Jenner: "If Rihanna doesn't perform Complicated tomorrow I'm gunna be very upset #FavSong! Rihanna: "Well don't come" that bird app birthed some spicy business

[@LauraF-cv8hw]

Seeing those Zayn tweets activated my fight or flight response... flashbacks to high school.... the PAIN

[@solto345]

I always remember when Kylie said that she hopes to see Rihanna perform Complicated in concert and Rihanna replayed "well don't come then" 😭

[@b8iley]

it woz kendall luv 💅🏽

[@evandersolis5528]

LMAO

[@phoebecarey7414]

i haven't started yet but if the Justin Bieber Anne Frank tweet isn't on it

[@itspowers9107]

Was that a tweet? I think he just wrote in a visitors book at the museum he visited.

[@phoebecarey7414]

@@itspowers9107 i swear the Anne Frank museum tweeted what he wrote though, or maybe it was a facebook post?

[@selty]

@@phoebecarey7414 he said he thought Anne Frank would be a Belieber... oooffff

[@line-kq2ph]

@@selty OMFG

[@itspowers9107]

@@phoebecarey7414 They probably did but Justin didn't tweet it. Oh if they didnt post than most people would never know lol

[@fande4jonatica]

when Harry tweeted "Do" by mistake and automatically DO WHAT was trending world wide for a day the power this man holds

[@holeyymoleyy]

love ur pfp even tho this was a year ago 🧍‍♀️

[@delilaasani1046]

directioners and harries are just sooo powerful and scary sometimes i swear lol proud to be one😛

[@foxbuns]

​@@delilaasani1046the fact that his fans chose to be called Harries and not Stylists speaks volumes to the overall intelligence of the fanbase😂

[@tomogalia]

suggestion for the next one: demi lovato reacting to that mermaid fanart saying something like "is that what my body is supposed to look like?" and then someone making a "improved" version PLS 😭

[@mikesmic]

ohhhh my god i remember this

[@silentstormshadow2755]

I looked this up and was all for it until I saw the person who uploaded the "edited" picture had the caption 'here bitch.' Yeah Lovato should've thanked the fan who drew the original, but considering how she has a eating disorder (and I think body dysmorphia) yeeeeeah it was just messy all around

[@line-kq2ph]

I feel like the next vid is gonna be even better

[@goldenknox]

YES THANK YOU UGH

[@akiraholland457]

@@silentstormshadow2755 the fan drawed her as mermaid

[@elevensoph]

2 more iconic Lady Gaga tweets to consider: "what is fortnite?" and "f"

[@evandersolis5528]

Also “@Ninja who are you?” 💀

[@shane-qx2yg]

Not the zayn tweet, as a directioner that hurt my soul.

[@edennn18]

relatable

[@mikesmic]

he was so MESSY and for WHAT

[@arassara0033]

yeah

[@d1m1u]

Mike's Mic that felt like a stab in the chest 😔

[@gio3798]

i was a zayn girl back in the day, no wonder I'm like this

[@bagabones5580]

I spent 7 whole minutes just laughing straight at “Jessie J is threatening to release a new album” lmaoooo

[@LisaFevral]

Oh my god that Rita Ora tweet was really something, having flashbacks

[@Martha-ru4uz]

When Justin beiber said he thought Anne Frank would've been a belieber-

[@greta_folklore]

someone will need to teach zayn’s baby the important history of his early twitter days

[@ishanigautam8702]

zayns tweets are art tho

[@bandman7600]

"this is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact" "let's do it baby, I know the law"

[@thomsoap]

how about when Elton John called Madonna a fairground stripper and said her career was over in 2012

[@Mrtradie499]

Well everyone knows that he was being generous. It ended far before that.

[@august1224]

LMAO HE DID WHAT-

[@kenji9730]

I mean he wasn't wrong.

[@emmanuelvallarta8144]

I mean did he lie?

[@akiraholland457]

Nah. Elton is just jealous

[@taylorpapageorge3538]

“Presidential alert: the girls are fighting” um yeah we are be scared we’re coming for you loves

[@nathanielouzana]

The most memorable moment I witnessed in Twitter wars was a sentence Willam wrote to Azealia Banks that started with "The gays were all you had". The rest of this is redundant.

[@katieliljenquist]

seeing the zayn tweet again activated my fight or flight response

[@janine2957]

most people remember the "MiLeY wHaT's GoOd?" iconic line Nicki said on the 2015 VMA, but they don't remember the Twitter fight between Nicki, Taylor and Katy that led up to that moment... a timeline I bless in my heart.

[@anaborba4989]

Kim Namjoon saying “Thx America. I mean it. 🤢” on his way back to South Korea is ingrained in my brain

[@itspowers9107]

I just looked that up to see if that was real but unfortunately the reasoning behind the emoji wasn't as teas spilling or funny as I thought. lol

[@anaborba4989]

Igna Powers nah joon is too much of a sweetheart to really be shady, he was ahead of his time tho

[@ecchhoo]

Igna Powers why did he use the emoji??

[@kaepiper]

lmfao as he should

[@user-dz2hj6jo5h]

Michelle Espinoza He likes the emoji for no particular reason😂

[@nicolealonso6665]

this just reminded me of when zayn tweeted "fat joke" at naughty boy back in the day and i printed it out and stuck it on my wall

[@user-wc1vh7ss4e]

u didn't-

[@ellax325]

I *LIVED* Zayn and Naughty Boy's falling out. It was so good.

[@Lissie21]

omg he put us in the background!

[@houseofchaee8467]

Omg were next to eachotherrr

[@JenniLovesBurgers]

Can’t believe you didn’t include Gaga’s ‘what’s fortnight?’ And then when ninja responded with a paragraph of gaga references she replied with ‘who are you’ not messy but definitely one for the history books

[@ellasilverman9672]

Mr. M. Microphone teaching a pop culture University course would be leg and dairy luv

[@jesttobagnet]

where were the most ICONIC gaga's tweets, a.k.a. "f" "what's fortnight" "@Ninja who are you"

[@elena-et4hz]

Oh damn there was a post credit scene too

[@theangryinch5611]

Omg I was ready to dip after the Christmas send off, thank u 👏

[@benwinstanleymusic]

'I dont remember artpop' - 'She's wrong, but .. ' this killed me

[@fawzis.1279]

*clicks on video * Mike: " I tickled the Tok" *clicks off video*

[@azyansyahirah]

how you be putting zayn’s tweets and not mention how he singlehandedly ended the wanted’s career with his tweets 💀

[@Ttoby89]

no babes, that band was long dead. shooting fish in a barrel

[@michellefrost2429]

Early 2010’s twitter was on something else fr, also you need to find the thread of all the odd locations Jessie j has performed, it’s a great time

[@sofiamchugh2451]

"recycling art for a younger generation" bro remember when maroon 5 made a whole song just to namedrop mick jagger

[@jackiepottle]

manifesting a video where mike talks about drag race all stars 2 ✨

[@l.h.8151]

Yesssssss

[@Christinar626]

zayn is hands down one of the funniest people in the world. I miss when he used to use social media

[@athenasea]

I appreciate your “it’s Christmas let’s go home” even more in the summer time. For a fraction of a second I can imagine I’m not living inside the devils ballsack in the middle of summer and that it’s cold outside. ✊

[@Healoz]

well christmas is hot in australia so youre living the authentic mikes mic experience

[@ToBEornah]

I need more Zayn tweets, man is iconic. Online he is super unproblematic yet extremely problematic at the same time. I mean chlamydia boy, the wanted beef, the whole thing with him liking a Kylie pic, getting invited to her party, then going home and unliking the pic

[@aniilaw]

omg this needs to be a series pleaseeee

[@bamboleo6348]

"good luck booking that stage you speak of" did she lie tho...

[@warSap_]

Never say "tickle the tok" again or I'm unsubbing I SWEAR

[@ireneiry]

Noooo I love me a good tickle of the tok moment

[@warSap_]

@@ireneiry I kinda want it tattooed ngl

[@ireneiry]

@@warSap_ As u should

[@floralhearted2822]

how could you talk about zayn's tweets and not talk about "ok chlamydia boy"

[@cityandsaraah]

zayn's twitter beefs were so iconic i remember each one so vividly fjshakjdhfa

[@reganhoyt4202]

dont forget zayn's "you fat joke stop pretending we're friends no one knows you" that hurt me and it wasnt even directed towards me

[@arinanales8305]

STOP IM -/

[@elinapant12]

Naughty boy deserved it lol

[@slushpuppie19]

Zayn really meant that, thinking Naughty Boy had nothing better to do than spread gossip about him 🙄 turns out smoking weed 24/7 might make you a bit paranoid mate... meanwhile the "fat joke" is making songs with Beyonce 🤷‍♀️

[@muppididivija4876]

@@slushpuppie19 I mean he leaked Zayn's music. I think he had a right to be pissed.

[@slushpuppie19]

@@muppididivija4876 I mean he said at the time the leak didn't come from him though... and why would he have needed to do that?

[@TheAdelvon]

It's the starting off in a Toronto alleyway for me

[@basicallybeth8017]

the demi lovato “rip carrie fisher but we can all come together and be #confident” tweet is one for the books

[@Ttoby89]

no way :o

[@melissamayaa]

a space in between a question mark and a sentence speaks VOLUMES

[@juansoumastre933]

Not you forgetting the Lana del Rey and azealia banks fight... iconic

[@alinyt8284]

That Zayn tweet always physically hurts me whenever I see it it's just a true punch to the face

[@softie7450]

I love artpop so much thank u for bringing attention to it again, genuinely one of my fav pop albums of all time

[@jamescartier8728]

I love how your background is a Toronto alleyway that's 5 minutes away from me

[@CJ-yf9fp]

That time Gigi defended Zayn when Jake Paul tweeted about him going home alone

[@Paul-zw7or]

the fact that you didn't put "@AzeliaBanks u know the addy. Pull up anytime. Say it to my face. But if I were you- I wouldn’t." in this video is criminal

[@OceanBlvd5SOS]

IKR

[@Mmc.879]

Not a fight, but a tragedy: "Hey buddy, you in London?"

[@catboid]

can’t mention tik tok without thinking of the scouse lady who talks about her £5 chicken burger. so cheap and so nice xx

[@mikesmic]

omg i love her!! the username is panda something??

[@andyway2101]

@@mikesmic panda.girl then its some numbers!!

[@george-uf1nf]

Mike's Mic panda.girl94 ❤️

[@wickedphant0m]

Rihanna's drag of Ciara is my favorite pop culture twitter moment of all time. It was totally effortless but absolutely BRUTAL.

[@aryelynet228]

I was literally waiting the whole video for "good luck booking that stage you speak of" and I was not disappointed. thanks king! (though I would have loved to see Lana's "it's coming you little b*tch" as it is also a moment of significance in history)

[@hexmaniacciaran]

Demi saying she was putting an airline on blast...on the anniversary of 9/11 also Azealia Banks getting the gays to show hole on twitter because of her soap line

[@arinanales8305]

DINALLY NO ONE WAS TALKIMG ABOIT THE DEMI 9/11 TWEET LIKE HOW????? DEMIS TWITTER IS SO WILD FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS ALSO NOT BUSSY BOY

[@obviouslyzain4162]

As usual, information more important than my math homework

[@isaaco7165]

The way you did not lie ...

[@abbybryant8801]

All I have to say is Mike really be feelin these videos lately and it shows. We stan a pop culture king

[@khouloud4843]

the halsey one gave me a heart attack

[@MylingCyrus]

Thank you for acknowledging how spectacular ARTPOP is 😌

[@noramarie9992]

when zayn has a twitter fight with the wanted,,, most pleasing to me

[@goldenknox]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[@user-wc1vh7ss4e]

alright chlamydia boy

[@sadoscorpio]

Pls highlight the wonder that is Cher's twitter; "I DONT HAVE TO MAKE SENSE IM CHER"

[@minamaras7325]

the way miley completely missed the point of taylor's withdrawal of her music from spotify.. i have to laugh

[@minamaras7325]

Ananya Sreen well you're pretty wrong then

[@sophie-sk9zw]

I was panicking about school starting tomorrow but this has made my evening so much better

[@user-rz5ew2ft8h]

good luck! 💞 my school started a couple of weeks ago and i’m so burned out

[@stagrunners]

Next vid we better see Cardi B's "why do my farts smell like beef jerky" because I hate that I cant stop thinking about that and the time Nicki asked the barbz what their ball size was

[@drag_saga]

these videos are part of the ones I frequently come back to for comfort and for a guaranteed good moment, thank you miss Mic for the constant slayage

[@verysIeepy]

ugh serotonin

[@christmemea]

the azealia banks one where she’s talking about iggy azalea as her pre-historic baby NEVER fails to send me 💀

[@iheartbrianmay]

Mikes mic upload schedule is more consistent then my sleep schedule 😭✨

[@dinasaur1288]

not that zayn tweet, that almost started a zouis breakdown

[@davie9944]

2:55 my ADHD when I’m trying to speak in class

[@lalolalolelilulo3039]

I just got you on my recommendations and I really like your soft smooth voice tone

[@femarius646]

a personal favorite is Charli XCX saying that she's watching the Hunger Games for the first time, someone replying that she literally has a song on the soundtrack, to which she responded that Lorde sent her an email with a plot summary and she just went with it.

[@imfamoushero]

Rihanna has a ton of amazing clapbacks in the early 2010s. Absolutely inspiring stuff so if you can find those, definitely include them in the next video

[@ellapennt5754]

That's some colour-matching with your shirt and the background...!

[@vickybeee2507]

Sweetie your videos are UNMATCHED in the serotonin boost they give me, thank you for providing a public service

[@kurtfrancis4920]

Finally! Someone who acknowledges the masterpiece that is Artpop.

[@isaaco7165]

Title track + Aura hit different

[@amymiller7336]

can’t believe the Chlamydia boy tweet wasn’t included, that was ICONIC

[@aya_1660]

i’m stuck in a house with my family rn and the only thing giving me serotonin is binge watching ur vids

[@bar111a.5]

Mike's outro is the only youtuber outro I watch out of 101% enjoyment never change luv x