Why Did KFC Make A Romance Movie

[@connorgillespie9606]

so this is what they spend their money on rather than paying me more than minimum wage

[@thewonderfulwonderfulcat2803]

Underrated comment

[@ohno6919]

o o f

[@lovelypairofscissors]

😵🥴🙃

[@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut]

Well, does being a cashier deserve more than minimum wage is the question.

[@lovelypairofscissors]

@@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut I think any job where you work full time deserves a living wage

[@gray9818]

Honestly I'm just impressed at the writers' self control for not having a "finger lickin' good" joke somewhere in there

[@mickeyp6639]

thats going to be in the sequel after a love scene

[@venusgxcha]

Yes

[@evejones9781]

It would be after they kiss or something

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@carbinewaffles2-ju2nm]

@@mickeyp6639 true that...

[@Reallytallsocks]

My life goal is now to be so annoying that somebody pays me $500,000 to disappear.

[@Kelly-br4it]

LMAOSAO

[@alanamaria1273]

You could go the gossip girl route and get a really big secret on someone and threaten to expose it. But you have to make it seem like they came up with the idea so they don’t try to blackmail you back

[@Reallytallsocks]

@@alanamaria1273 i totally forgot the plot of that show tbh.

[@dakotadad8835]

Well you’re on track already

[@winterbonnie7500]

Good luck my friend.its 2020,anything can happen

[@bewitchedbat]

Her mom could’ve solved her problems so easily: 1. Marry the man herself 2. Fire the chef

[@-psilo-9071]

they were literally fucking but for some reason they both decided he had to marry the daughter like they didn't even consider marrying eachother as an option

[@bezllama3325]

And Sell the house you dont have to live in a mansion

[@likith.nnaveen1769]

@@bezllama3325 or try to rent it and live in a smaller house.

[@endplanets]

@@likith.nnaveen1769 They live in Kentucky (I think). I demand an authentic sweet sweet trailer park.

[@jackr0101]

@@endplanets its kfc so yes kentucky

[@gracealyssa28]

If the mom wanted her daughter to marry into money she could’ve just let Jessica marry Harland cause he’s clearly a very successful chef

[@alyssapinon9670]

Yes! Or the mom could have married the rich guy herself. But no we need forced drama in the movie

[@Emmysn0w]

This movie is just marry this rich guy or the other rich guy

[@justarandompanda7568]

I see what you're saying but... This is a movie from KFC.... I feel like this is as good as it can get😐

[@Lovinia1]

Even if she did marry Daddy’s Money Rich Boy, who said the mom even *gets* any of that money. Did she think her douchy son-in-law would just take care of it for dear old Mumsie?

[@aniredler]

oh yeeeeeeeeeeah!

[@fath3rl3ssb3havior9]

Maybe if she got hello fresh she wouldn’t be suffering financially

[@asliceofbread1601]

"and that brings us to today's sponsor hello fresh!"

[@shook9375]

@@asliceofbread1601 I was waiting for that part but it never came :/

[@aquablueyt3700]

that would've been such a smooth transition...

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDNT

[@noemi5937]

@@dizzymisslizzy1428 ME TOO

[@crimson_auror]

The “secret’s out chicken man” line is absolutely the best line ever said in a movie ever

[@Albert_7]

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[@Albert_7]

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[@squitchbob8805]

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[@agathaa.4497]

What about the “ beat it, crouton!” line?

[@heyitsjayjay2809]

"Beat it, Crouton" is a close runner-up though

[@catsareawesomefr]

this move feels like its based on a fan fiction a 14 year old had written about them falling in love with their celebrity crush

[@petermmm42]

Ah yes, every 14 year olds celebrity crush, "k e r n e l s a n d e r s"

[@kirbyteeth]

so true

[@Uggnog]

And they had an old rich chicken man fetish 'cause they saw that one dating sim with hot anime colonel sanders

[@Atlasintokyo]

@@Uggnog by kfc

[@ghostt98]

​@@petermmm42 *colonel Sanders /lh

[@DaneMind]

“a film by jean” yeah i wouldn’t put my last name either, jean.

[@itsjamyesitis1225]

glad somebody else noticed that too.

[@reallifehuman9593]

they had the right idea

[@crazygrrl53]

That had me cracking up 😂😂😂 like who are you?! I liked the movie tho lol

[@fay729]

oh no that is their last name, the movie was made by billie jean

[@squitchbob8805]

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[@chynnhowe]

Imagine being cast in this movie and trying to explain it to your friends and family

[@xpuagtv2848]

ur last vid was 11 years ago pls make new content

[@mollie1421]

Well um it's about... well... you know KFC?

[@Wabuu-zoo]

Imagine Playing Like Hitler or David Duke

[@missserenity1090]

You gotta pay the bills somehow

[@chynnhowe]

@@xpuagtv2848 That was my little brother and yes he does I keep trying to get him to make a tik tok

[@theromanticlady6881]

this whole movie sounds like a wattpad fanfic about kfc guy

[@queenblister7845]

do you want one because i found someone elses

[@lj.853]

@@queenblister7845 absolutely yes please!

[@melivspp4796]

FRRR

[@the-amazing-karnak]

That’s probably where they got the idea

[@bwokki]

definetely the best definition

[@littleolme7877]

The "A woman and daughter are in debt and the daughter has to marry a rich man that she obviously doesn't like, but the arranged husband and the mom obviously like each other and are having an affair and the reason why he wants to marry the daughter is so that he can keep having those affairs" plot really makes me think they made this stupid on purpose. Like... yeah, what's the issue? Is the mom worried that she's gonna look like a cougar who preys on younger men? I genuinely don't think a lot of people would care (which concerns me a bit, but that's a whole different can of worms).

[@theclaybor4352]

I think the issue is that Billy is way too concerned with his status and how he looks to others to not have a super beautiful and young wife.

[@misseli1]

@@theclaybor4352 That makes sense. The only other reason I can think of as to why Billy didn't just marry the mom in the first place is that they began their affair when the dad was still alive and Billy was already dating Jessica. If that were the case then Billy suddenly proposing to the mom would seem in extremely poor taste.

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

​@@misseli1This is the only way it would make sense

[@gilnahnu]

@@theclaybor4352that and also they both thrive off the taboo

[@Ash_NuggTato]

He's like 30 something, he ain't that young

[@Pin3C0ne]

The “secret recipe” that billy found wasn’t even a fucking recipe! It may as well have been a sticky note with doodles on it.

[@lightx.aedits5353]

Billy is from IT but he finally got out

[@Royalty_girlie]

I- so what was the point.

[@IIlIIIIlll]

It probably is, no, *definitely*

[@chancewill6910]

It's like when you're writing notes really quickly and just write one word for every few words and makes absolutely no sense

[@PS-vr1uv]

@@chancewill6910 me taking notes at school

[@thegirlinthefireplace10]

“Don’t call me crouton” is the new “nobody puts baby in a corner”

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

Is that a fall out boy reference or dirty Dancing? 😁

[@SofiyaRaj]

@@Spooky_l3xxi sounds like something dean winchester would say

[@thegirlinthefireplace10]

@@Spooky_l3xxi My intention was Dirty Dancing, but I suppose it could also be Fall Out Boy lol (Love the name btw)

[@bekahnavarro]

@@Spooky_l3xxi You must be very young.

[@nicholastricarico2957]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever top "Hal, it's about cats."

[@rachelspencer777]

That $500,000 that Billy tried to use to “buy off” Harland probably could’ve paid off their debt.......?

[@norceenhamdi]

frrr😭

[@fourearwolf3315]

That’s why her mom wanted her daughter to marry him. He probably has a lot more to give away.

[@december0934]

i would've accepted the cash and skrt, she didn't seem all that special to keep around for a lifetime

[@dv6868]

dudeee yess... Harland shouldn't even be there in the first place wtf

[@taqwasherefa9029]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl thats weird music

[@rottenteeth2623]

danny clearly doesn’t understand the appeal of a large buff beefy man who is very shy and quiet. i guess the appreciation of babygirl energy from grown men evades some of us.

[@peppa_destruidora_deautoestima]

Bro, honestly i never liked buff guys,But shy,quiet and cute Buff guys is a totally different breed 🙏🙏

[@megapussi]

​@@peppa_destruidora_deautoestima mood, only time I ever found big buff guys attractive was when I saw a photoshoot of some firefighters holding kittens

[@gilnahnu]

⁠@@peppa_destruidora_deautoestimayes Omf

[@p.6563]

A restaurant, a movie, a dating game, and a console. KFC does everything.

[@peanutbutter4435]

A dating game?

[@p.6563]

@@peanutbutter4435 Yup. It's called "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!"

[@peanutbutter4435]

@@p.6563 oh my god 💀

[@elsachee]

@@p.6563 I looked it up and it gave me nightmares💀

[@jamesbond-sp8nc]

@@elsachee Whaaat? Why would it be nightmare inducing? Wouldn’t you want to woo such a smexy man?

[@cheesedip989]

*imagine creating a successful food franchise only for it to make a fan fiction romance movie about you*

[@zainab5185]

colenel sanders watching in heaven be like "I made a mistake"

[@guavapaws]

Dont forget the dating game

[@manasim.9936]

@Carol Pretzel oh my 😂

[@siri7228]

LMFAOOO

[@Usshamma]

Also the colonel sanders stripper sequence

[@Mad_Oph]

Is nobody going to note the fact that Billy rolled up to a mental health facility with a single drumstick in his hand purely for dramatic effect?

[@Ang3lBr3adBask3t]

Exactly! Like, where was the bucket of chicken?

[@sneakysnek572]

He C O N S U M E D it

[@skibbidihazel]

@@sneakysnek572 * B I G B R A I N*

[@prig1557]

@@skibbidihazel MEGAMIND SIZE

[@cocohatab9746]

I aspire to be that extra

[@Sirenqueen333]

I actually really like how he is awkward, as someone who is really awkward myself because I struggle socially due to autism, i like seeing someone who is "weird" being seen as desirable. This is actually a very normal and realistic circumstance considering that many people are awkward, especially around people they are attracted to!

[@maddieb.4282]

Yep but it’s a KFC romance movie so it would be nice to have a charismatic lead because it’s….. a meme haha

[@skyhideaway]

yeah agreed. i found it a bit weird that Danny was criticizing that plot point, considering that he's pretty awkward and shy himself lol

[@jasperjazzie]

@@maddieb.4282 him being awkward doesn't make it any less memeworthy

[@InterpolBulliedMe]

Didn't ask

[@ellie5780]

im shy and awkward myself but i prefer confident characters, there's nothing wrong with shy characters tho

[@elliswaitz1203]

There was a disappointing lack of fried chicken in this movie

[@jenniferivey4479]

666

[@pauldelaney7323]

Literally thought the same thing .

[@Varxiii]

I'm very dissapointed

[@leaiga-riverhills7674]

Yes

[@inyrui]

the first scene is fried chicken

[@gregmcgregginton574]

This movie is missing vanessa hudgens in it.

[@person1044]

Plot twist: All the characters in this movie are all Vanessa Hudgens

[@uroojusmani5697]

Facts😂

[@Paula-zt9ol]

@@person1044 I laughed way too hard at this 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

Cause it’s by Lifetime, not Netflix

[@nnnn-sc2im]

@@DeathnoteBB we know, it’s a joke

[@hm-fy5iz]

why do they talk about the executive chef at a wildly popular restaurant like he's a peasant ? imagine calling gordon ramsey a crouton

[@melivspp4796]

He would scream at u PLS

[@g.k684]

A crouton-

[@washedblue]

I'd honestly like to see that just to see how he'd respond

[@richardmunch123]

That man would be ded

[@autumndawson06]

crouton sounds than being "a fucking donut"

[@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401]

3:46 French speaker here, "Le Petit Pamplemousse" translates to "The Little Grapefruit", which I think is very funny

[@sarahschreiber862]

THANK YOU, I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE WOULD POINT THIS OUT!!😂 Who names a restaurant that?

[@KMD-o8x]

Maybe if they sell recipes with grapefruits in them​@@sarahschreiber862

[@saladgirl2.038]

I feel like we're all sleeping on "secret's out, chicken man." Someone wrote that. Someone got PAID to write that.

[@pinkiepie7035]

It's not surprising since the Twilight novel got famous

[@CommanderViviax]

There's been much much worse done. Twilight is worse. And 50 Shades Of Grey is worse than that. That makes sense, at least.

[@deuceydee3506]

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire movie was written around that one line. Like, someone said it spontaneously to a friend, and then it turned into a joke, which turned into a funny short story, which turned into a screenplay

[@dazzlingburritoes5693]

Worse lines has been written so..

[@Imcold1218]

I hope they got paid well.

[@professionalvictimandcerti8828]

Sounds like a Wattpad fanfiction that someone wrote as a joke

[@fia5594]

poor adam

[@nio4501]

Reminds me of Wendy’s stories on Wattpad-

[@professionalvictimandcerti8828]

@@fia5594 ikr he didn't deserve that

[@mee_ep]

I was gonna say the same thing 😂

[@aaaameeera]

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[@giuseppethegoat4660]

This movie is just finger licking weird

[@Creative-Sprinkles]

Me me

[@funkycat6174]

Yes

[@narc2.036]

Lemme lick them fingers

[@PGOuma]

@@narc2.036 👁_👁💧

[@narc2.036]

@@PGOuma *slurp slurp*

[@sminthian]

They really need to keep this going, movies from restaurants: Olive Garden - The Magic Breadstick Texas Roadhouse - A Steak Too Far McDonald's - Down to Clown Burger King - Quarter Pound-her Taco Bell - Yo Quiero Taco Hell Chick Fil A - something about Jesus

[@hennegivensunday]

Quarter pound-her is wild 💀😂😂

[@thomasdickson35]

I want to see the whole McDonald's crew as gangsters with Ronald being a pseudo-Joker.

[@blyatman5891]

@@hennegivensunday That's the porn movie.

[@sun-dried-onion-noodles]

Chick Fil-a: The Coop Coup

[@user-sz3ok7df4r]

So Burger King will be a porn parody?

[@lenacamp25]

"Cook your own food- how hard is that?!" would've been a great place for a Hello Fresh sponsor ad smh

[@julesbond1089]

That's exactly what I was expecting!

[@wandamaximilf3324]

Same I was ready for him to talk about it

[@johannaelloso9418]

Same with Drew's delivery rant lmaooo

[@mariel7475]

i thought so too lmao. i was waiting for the hello fresh ad to come out lol

[@Grace.the_artist]

It was the first time I’ve been kind of upset not to get an ad read lol

[@MonaKarness]

I can’t be the only one who thinks Harland looks like a cgi character

[@lindsayschmidt2177]

I was literally about to post the same comment, he does not look real at all

[@Lameashellcosplay]

He looks like he's straight out of lazy town.

[@shyartist1310]

Yeah he doesn’t look real

[@majomarin2210]

@@Lameashellcosplay Omg he does JAJAJAJAJAJA 💀

[@ari1758]

No, he totally does

[@andreareiko]

Why did "harland sanders" act like a sixth grader in front of their eight grader crush💀

[@ArsonLightfire666]

The actor for Colonel Sanders looks like hes always trying to make the :3 face irl

[@haleychristine13]

put some respect in mario lopez’s name pls 🥲

[@lunacy3]

I love how his *mustache, goatee, and hair* are all different shades of *grey*

[@IAMSUNLOL]

They're... 50 Shades of Grey.

[@corbinellens3890]

And his eyebrows are black😂

[@laurenleloup3022]

Ikr

[@laurenleloup3022]

@@corbinellens3890 yuppp

[@raidenriotexe]

…HOL’ UP-

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

Every Hallmark Movie: - independent business woman lead (usually a journalist) - can’t focus on Christmas because the big project is due - has a boyfriend that she doesn’t like - goes back to her hometown which is famous for being very Christmassy - meets attractive boy (sometimes they have a history) - he teaches her the meaning of Christmas - she breaks up with her boyfriend - she stays at her hometown with this new boy - at some point there is a montage of her getting to know him - at the beginning there is usually a sassy black character that is only there for comedy - sometimes doesn’t like Christmas because something bad happened to her family at Christmas (death, divorce, etc)

[@sallybradshaw4576]

Don't forget that she probably went there to shut down some sort of bakery or orphanage or whatever

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@sallybradshaw4576 tru. very tru.

[@thelanktheist2626]

@@sallybradshaw4576 and don’t forget the bakery has a bunch of young adults who struggle to make ends meat and she doesn’t care until she meets the guy

[@sallybradshaw4576]

@@thelanktheist2626 Naturally. Conversely, if it's the sort of movie where she marries a prince, then there has to be some sort of deception involved. Like she pretends to be a chef or something.

[@hixel1268]

You forgot about the orphan in a wheelchair who gets adopted by the couple at the end of the movie

[@tenelum9865]

The real story of Colonel Sanders is WAYYY different. The real Harland was super poor and doing horrible and making fried chicken was the last thing he had left. The only time he ever found success was with his bed and breakfast place by a highway, but that got shut down. He continued to wander the streets for years until he raised enough money from selling his fried chicken recipe to finally open up the first KFC, where he finally found long lasting success. Now they make him a hotshot cook who’s making it big. Takes away all the emotion in Colonel Sanders’ story. Though he’s still the best actor in the entire movie.

[@Seaweeddddd]

*Cries in chicken*

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

I mean it’s trying to be a cringy love story so atleast they didn’t show him negatively

[@timyuusis3372]

His first store he sold , he found success just by selling the rights to his recipe to some francisers across the states finally finding money and success as an old man. I believe he was in his 60s at that point

[@timyuusis3372]

Goddamit I edited that twice and still said success twice fml

[@brynntermeer9951]

To add At the end of his life he hated what it became so he entered the chains and yelled at employees and threw fit.

[@lonelyfroggy5787]

Danny made a point about men grabbing women by the bicep in movies and it's actually harder to shake off or get away from someone's grip when the're holding you above the elbow

[@alt-lemon]

wow. creepy.

[@Sk3l3t0n-0n-p4wz]

Yeesh. Gross.

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

i guess there's less you can do to pull away but also the bicep is larger than the wrist so you wouldn't get as good of a grip, right? like I can't fit my hand around my own bicep but I guess if you have larger hands? also yes it's very scary to grab someone like that, there's really no good reason to

[@lonelyfroggy5787]

@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Yeah your arms tend to have less range of motion above the elbow than like your worst or forearm and even if you can’t get a grip all the way around it, it can still be pretty easy to grip onto someone there especially if they’re smaller.

[@spycee9128]

when ur name is actually greg it feels like danny knows u personally

[@julesbond1089]

Lucky

[@Darrylcroissant]

I had a dream that danny invited me to his pool party and that’s as close as we’ve gotten to being friends.

[@meli_lemon_real]

I wonder if he knows someone named Greg. Does he say “what’s up Greg?” Every time he sees them?

[@thineevee7345]

@@Darrylcroissant what was the pool party like tho

[@Darrylcroissant]

@@thineevee7345 all i remember is really good snacks and fun games lol

[@althepal42]

“I’m either 70 years old, or 28” -my back

[@firewolf2864]

Same

[@maureenkelly7771]

Exactly

[@felixohrvall4791]

My soul.

[@haileys4381]

Can't believe that nobody said "finger-lickin' good" even once

[@redactedredacted658]

thats reserved for the porn parody

[@lcyanide2073]

:o anyways so-

[@jackhillman3599]

They suspended that slogan because of coronavirus lmaooo. Can't be licking our fingers now!

[@aidankahlert]

They’re saving that for the sequel

[@atziluttth]

@@redactedredacted658 Your pfp and channel name make this even better-

[@LoprinzessVT]

Danny: WHY DONT YOU MARRY THE CHOCOLATE MAN! The film: *reveals that the mother and said man were having an affair* Danny: NO NO NO

[@misseli1]

Which is precisely why she should've just married the guy instead of making her daughter date him in the first place. Unless they started having an affair when her husband was still alive and Jessica and the chocolate man were already dating...

[@janationaltreasure]

marriage and long weekend in vineyards are quite different

[@alisonpurgatory85]

@@misseli1 I think if she married Billy then the hookups would lose their taboo edge, a lot of people like cheating because it's illicit and given the chance to just be with the person they're cheating with, they wouldn't because the relationship would lose its whole appeal

[@jasperjazzie]

@@janationaltreasure i mean yeah but if he married the other girl it'd be loveless anyway so might as well be married and have long weekends in the vineyard vs no marriage and also no weekends in the vineyard

[@ItsPalice]

Why does Mario Lopez look like he’s from lazy town

[@hadassah_g]

Lmaoo

[@oxynitrate]

Accurate

[@tokofukawa4654]

Sportacus is superior sorry 🙄🖐

[@PGOuma]

@@tokofukawa4654 okay but...Robbie Rotten- 😳😩💕

[@tokofukawa4654]

@@PGOuma PERIOD HIM TOO

[@keiradevlin2779]

“when a tiny little piece of gourmet chocolate proposes to you, you say yes young lady” -danny 2020

[@woohoo9642]

HAHA

[@backdoor_virgin]

@@woohoo9642 HAHA

[@-bunny-1139]

@i dont care if you broke your elbow. HAHA

[@birb106]

URVI SINGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@DesolateSecluded]

*nO, iT'S 2021!*

[@emileepakosinski8327]

My biggest question about this is how did they convince Mario Lopez to play a sexy colonel sanders

[@beccacatherine1143]

it's been his dream since he was a wee lad

[@MissSallyB1]

because Markiplier was too busy with Unus Annus

[@chillinwithdolyn]

I'm thinking it might have been money

[@wazzup233]

So that he would become famous soon on the entertainment world. Give him his next project Hollywood. 😁

[@superfan364]

@@MissSallyB1 oh my god lol

[@jin6104]

The image of Danny's fans crawling up from the dark abyss that is under his desk is terrifying.

[@FirstnameLastname-cg2ej]

Other fast food companies: Why can’t you just be normal? KFC: *screams*

[@adoroselatte]

*_screams for eternity_*

[@xianlingspetguoba1544]

Lmao

[@wonderbookk]

pretty much

[@_sandy_]

omg underrated comment

[@catherinec.1728]

I wheezed

[@Kwiteee]

kfc cinematic universe

[@mitya1045]

WHAT THE FUCK HI KWITE

[@catdrinkingclorox]

HI

[@Im_Him.]

I see Kwite is a fellow GREG

[@cloverbyte]

YOOO

[@oliveoil1282]

Why hello Kwite

[@TrenBlack]

This video is $50k in free KFC advertising XD

[@timmyg946]

then it isn't free? lmao

[@phosfine7793]

@Wan Amirul 50k? Free? Which one lol

[@dont9790]

Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)

[@nigelngzhengjie2823]

@@phosfine7793 he meant 50k worth of advertising for KFC but for free because the video is not sponsored by KFC in any way.

[@nigelngzhengjie2823]

@Wan Amirul example

[@KarpetBurn]

This movie is so weird, not because it's based on KFC, but because the plot could be easily resolved with the mom just marrying Billy. They clearly like each other and visit each other often, I don't understand why Jessica who isn't interested in Billy has to be the one to marry him. If anything, it would be easier for them if Billy married the mom because she's the one who owns the house. Jessica doesn't own the house.

[@joeytansey8466]

Poor girl, if she had just been subscribed to Danny, she wouldn't need to worry about marrying to save her family name, because her family name would be Greg which is already the most powerful family.

[@Berilia]

And the fastest growing family on the internet! (don't look that up)

[@thecoleopterist]

Greg will take over the world! (Or at least the internet)

[@charlie-yp2oq]

Aww poor girl

[@polyubiquitin]

The real question is why don’t romance movies make more fried chicken.

[@Mustafaahmed91]

Do you even realize how many likes you got

[@BayHarbo]

Start a petition WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

[@elisadjones]

😂 ikr

[@Juno-bug]

Indeed

[@catwetterau8273]

This movie is literally the film version of what a seventh grader thinks their love life is going to look like in the future

[@sinagoga1916]

OH MY-

[@justjules24]

more like a fifth grader

[@nightshadeo1300]

I thought you said 17th grader and I was so confused

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

At first I was like “hey I’m a seventh grader” but then I thought about literally every seventh grader I know and realized you’re absolutely correct

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Yes, I remember those cringe daydreams

[@anavideos2445]

After this, I am casually wanting Danny to know that KFC also has a free dating game that is available on Steam.

[@Scsmitty]

This whole movie is just “Billy NO!”

[@SeanFerree]

😁😁😂

[@Nukeinyourhouse]

bIlLy sTaHp

[@ariskaur]

Real reasons behind Farmer's protest in India Watch kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKSrYpSnm9V9g9U "Biggest protest in world history"

[@jasonhorton]

Your move Chik-fil-A

[@erikboydston4476]

the battle of the terrible fast food movies

[@fia5594]

can’t wait for the diss tracks

[@Elliott540]

Im waiting for Cornell Sanders to take the Chil-fill-A cow to a boxing match

[@WOW-gi9ww]

@@Elliott540 lol

[@aaaameeera]

In Congress, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. 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We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. 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[@hogusbogus7685]

“If I had a nickel for every KFC sponsored piece of romance media, I would have 2 nickels, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s weird that happened more than once.”

[@Nyx_Fey_]

Wait there's more?

[@dragonfruit6532]

@@Nyx_Fey_ there’s a dating sim about it 😭

[@Nyx_Fey_]

@@dragonfruit6532 ..... Why am I not surprised?

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

@@dragonfruit6532 It was a good dating sim though! ... please don't judge my taste

[@baseballcap-]

@@aeyakieduenas1331 yeah it was actually decent-

[@rosefromtitanic2264]

Honestly this is like if someone made a fanfiction story into a movie

[@Name15268]

This sounds like a wattpad story someone made as a joke. You know, like the spongebob × reader stories

[@sophiadeliberty5833]

And the Peppa the pig X Shrek ones

[@toorukawaq3127]

i- on my way to read thoses 😙✌🏼

[@cloverstardust]

T-... That exists?... *oh god*

[@thelancerfromtimeline1009]

Shrek x shadow

[@LadyMythos315]

Wait.... *WHAT*

[@KayleenLavan]

"Jesus, we're in debt!! Just marry the man!" "Who's this?" "Oh, that's just our new personal chef. He'll be living in our guest house next to our mansion on our estate."

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@angels I mean idk much about marriages, but as far as I know, isn't it possible to have a very small wedding or get married without a wedding? although tbh, considering the logic of the film, that's not likely to happen.

[@cherilynsarts8845]

@angels they can just have a simple wedding or just do the contract stuff lol

[@MrMucus1980]

4th reply

[@MrMucus1980]

5th reply

[@adyaparamitaputripratama2786]

@@angryjaegert LOL CHOCOLATE MAN 💀💀💀

[@Soiakksj]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the “fancy restaurant” where harland worked is litteraly called “the little grapefruit”

[@caprimann87]

yes. we did a poll where we agreed on it.

[@tacoandurmom]

I kind of want to have a restaurant named the little grapefruit now

[@Soiakksj]

@@tacoandurmom please-🤣✋🏼

[@JohnMBlue1992]

@@tacoandurmom id love to eat there! probably give Olive Garden a run for its money!!

[@zhanghaofrfr]

Yeah, I know right- "The Big Grapefruit" sounds much fancier

[@catcantthink]

fun fact at 3:44 the restaurant the mom says directly translates to “the small grapefruit” in french. the exact place i would want my chef to be from

[@probablykillua4680]

the only thing this movie is missing is *an army of Vanessa Hudgens*

[@xonk9691]

And a fried chicken sex scene

[@JBC352]

@amaya probably?

[@hayoonpark7454]

I hate Vanessa Hudgens

[@solong_abigail]

she’s literally everywhere 😂 but honestly, slay, get that bag Vanessa

[@imabrokenglowstick]

why does “secret’s out chicken man” have the exact same potent energy as “wouldn’t you like to know weather boy”

[@juniperberryyyy]

That's exactly what I thought

[@aperson9001]

chicken man: wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy!” weather boy: “secret’s out, CHICKEN MAN!” * battle ensues *

[@kaokao1642]

@@aperson9001 what's the soundtrack of the battle

[@aperson9001]

@@kaokao1642 the sound is “my dad is rich” because rich boi probably uses daddy’s money lol and it has a sick beat

[@DPadGamer]

If they make a holiday-centric sequel, could it be called "The 11 Herbs & Spices of Christmas"?

[@Kevin_L_]

Hi dpadgamer

[@saulgoodmansurine]

yuh def

[@btuttle8]

For reference, below this comment there are 2 MORE verified comments saying the following, "🍗" and, "Your move Chick-Fil-A" litterally SOOOO bland. They thought about that for literal milliseconds and then posted, and got top comment🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@DPadGamer]

@@btuttle8 I was just trying to make a ha-ha :[

[@humanperson888]

Genius

[@bluebird5670]

Didn’t watch this when it dropped bc I thought the movie was so cringe no critique could make it interesting, and goddamn was I missing out. Top tier comedy. Also, I hope the Gregs under the desk are ok ❤️

[@zubetp]

we aren't, no. but we're not moving out, the rent is too good to pass up

[@bessh2501]

Massive props to the actor who played Billy, he knew EXACTLY what movie he was in and he committed. “Secret’s out, chicken man,” made me cackle.

[@OUTINTHEDARKfilms]

can confirm the only thing realistic in the movie is that men do grab women by the biceps

[@Nnh-gb2li]

It’s either by the biceps or the wrist

[@maleeha4877]

LMAOOO

[@squeaktheswan2007]

He's after the wing.

[@moonshineaudios5740]

Ash D 💀

[@hayoonpark7454]

@@squeaktheswan2007 LMAOO 😭

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Imagine watching this on the new KFC console

[@sangat4315]

pog

[@cianooo1127]

the WHAT

[@excuseu2563]

HI AGAIN

[@schwazz14]

Huh

[@brynntermeer9951]

Yeah. It even heats your chicken up

[@lalalanaastro]

Watching this with my kitten right now. She’s very intrigued, so much she’s stepping on my phone

[@maclainrivera635]

How's your kitten doing 🥹🩷🩷

[@jross4622]

I’m just disappointed because I thought it was going to be like a KFC telenovela

[@washedblue]

I would've hated it significantly less if it were

[@JoseSandoval-gl9ty]

Kernal i i love your chicken

[@kimjongun5613]

That would’ve been so good, hopefully they expand their universe and they do make a telenovela

[@thenbahiphop9069]

New drake leak kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIC8doBpfalmjtk

[@dont9354]

Dont read my PROFILE Picturé :)

[@SigmaMale558]

I BET that's as gray as they could get his hair cause he wasn't willing to bleach it.

[@mid_professor]

@Death Omen it would probably look weird

[@sarahbourland1152]

@@mid_professor yeah, him wearing a wig would be the weirdest part about this 16 minute long romance movie about colonel sanders and murder

[@missundies]

@@sarahbourland1152 it's just 16 minutes long? If so, that's the weirdest part.

[@thatscrazybrz]

I liked BC it had 699 likes

[@RookieAssassin]

Why would anyone bleach their hair for a KFC movie though

[@DeadwingDork]

this video made me want to go bowling

[@brodstytoasty]

Ooooo a verified person with one like? That's unheard of Edit: Not anymore

[@micah1647]

HAHAHA

[@dominicmemes7994]

That's a fairly interesting way to put it...but I get it

[@picklr3893]

Ok

[@SourGrapesandParmesan]

Why do I feel the same way?

[@Justin-xn8oi]

this was the greatest 15 minute I have ever spent watching a mini movie. It is perfect, and its okay not to like it. Its okay. perfection

[@izzy-qg9mq]

“secrets out chicken man” MRMFNJS

[@bortoboi2447]

Tf does MRMFNJS mean

[@ellagr1m3s]

@@bortoboi2447 its like saying “lol”😀😀😀

[@MaxConaghan]

@@bortoboi2447 Make Ryan Mentor Fresh Natural Jewish Sanders

[@bethgrant5777]

@@MaxConaghan I’m sorry. What 😀

[@Dry_Skin]

@@MaxConaghan perfect

[@victoriarose8351]

i really wasn’t expecting attempted murder in a kfc commercial

[@crazyanimationtime]

I feel like this movie was trying to be every single genre at once.

[@SirBlackReeds]

Even Western and horror?

[@extempetus7414]

Shonen and yaoi

[@cordeliaanya8999]

@@extempetus7414 pahahahahah

[@crazyanimationtime]

@@SirBlackReeds Bruh there was a kidnapping (or I guess “kidnapping”). I’d call that horror.

[@skoo_dah]

No, only 11

[@Rye_Bread69]

“Secrets out chicken man” is just a like from breaking bad

[@TheThirdPew]

this video really got me craving some fried chicken from kentucky....no idea why

[@celam5761]

Don’t you f*cking dare

[@estinsidebottom]

Does It Happen To Be Fried?

[@gasgasgasgasgas]

ayo it's Nathan Zed

[@nataliemonzon6257]

That's how you know it's great marketing

[@nomish8]

Some FCFK

[@fia2397]

the fact that danny's video is longer than the actual film

[@fernanda______]

lol i haven't noticed it 😂😂😂

[@hat7475]

WAIT DIDN'T NOTICED 💀

[@Pixie_Shmixie]

Wait, it is?? How long is the film??

[@mylah4507]

How long is the actual film

[@nezuko-chan5451]

@@mylah4507 16:01

[@myasanimationroom8503]

Why did they make a romance movie? You should be asking why they made an ENTIRE DATING SIMULATOR GAME.

[@yaboi5460]

They did what

[@Basil_of_Nagi]

Was that KFC or a fan game? I definitely thought it was a fan game

[@abrahamlincoln1217]

Is it steamy

[@D0ge-]

@@Basil_of_Nagi it is

[@rosethealienboi6847]

I heard about that but I kinda hoped it was just a nightmare I had.

[@varsityreviews707]

As someone who works at KFC, this is amazing! I'm making DVD copies of this for everyone at work!

[@melroysojan]

Plz do sell it too😎😂

[@varsityreviews707]

@@melroysojan Why though? First that's illegal and second you can watch it for free anyway

[@gemh89]

I worked at KFC in 2006-2007, I was 16, and had to wear a t shirt that said "try a piece for 50p"

[@emamacitas]

of the movie or danny's video?

[@varsityreviews707]

@@emamacitas the movie

[@TotallyNotSkylerVT]

This movie is so weird like the dude looks attractive but also terrifying at the same time. I think he's kind of going into the uncanny valley and I don't know how I feel about it. I think it's because he has such a young face but he also has graying hair and a graying mustache.

[@emilyb.8219]

How can a real person be uncanny valley?

[@RubleBubble]

@@emilyb.8219 He we know he's a real person but he looks fake

[@TotallyNotSkylerVT]

@@emilyb.8219 like that

[@theoutcast9215]

They probably dyed his hair to be honest to look like Colonel Sanders. And a lot of people get gray hair earlier than others. It’s a gene condition. My former science teacher was only 18 when her hair started graying, she said it runs in her family to get gray hair at young ages. But she’s embarrassed by it so she dyes it often to hide the gray. But he does look too good to be true...the dimples, the smile...seems too artificial and “picture perfect hero of a romance novel” to me.

[@TotallyNotSkylerVT]

@@theoutcast9215 some people's hair starts to gray early due to stress, I just wanted to give you that fun fact.

[@baileybrian9560]

"A hot, sexy, fried chicken origin story" ah yes, a tale as old as time....

[@robloxtips6906]

lolololooololoooloololololollloololololololol

[@TJ_Sauce]

"He was head chef at le petit pamplemousse" Ok guys, I know that's a fancy word and all but come on. The restaurant name translates to "the little grapefruit"

[@theratinyourceiling9638]

That sounds better to me

[@KN-hg2nv]

I ugly laughed so hard

[@oofley8346]

That's like calling a restaurant le pomme de terre lmfao

[@ainsopholli439]

@@oofley8346 “the potato” LMAO

[@ampersandcastle1091]

omg it’s gene, the most well loved character of all time!!

[@vi6618]

It would be nice to have a real movie about Sander's actual life, which from what I've seen in a documentary, might be interesting.

[@galaxypedestalfan]

It makes sense she’d fall for Colonel Sanders, he’s a hunk.

[@samnelson6509]

A hunk o chicken 😎

[@leeraps6621]

@@samnelson6509 pls take everything I have even my wife and kid

[@simplydree]

700th like

[@december0934]

the guy she was already with wasn't bad either, and both of them have stale personalities.. pass

[@whimbrella]

@@december0934 ikr

[@gboygamer1265]

Fun fact: *I thought the the “romantic” movie would be about the love between man and fried chicken*

[@rat-in-the-void]

I'd rather watch this movie

[@wonderlust1308]

Starring my brother

[@lovelyjuliexo]

i still don’t understand why the mom didn’t just marry the boyfriend who for some reason also has gray/white hair at the end, they OBVIOUSLY don’t care what other ppl think if they’re gonna kill a chef for some reason

[@bichikichi]

And if the excuse for the girl to marry Billie was because he was rich and the mum needs to pay some debts, shouldnt be fine if the girl marries the KFC guy? Like he's a chef his rich as well and at the end he's even richer why is the mum still mad she could just keep hooking up with the dumb guy

[@lianah7837]

So much action in less than 20 minutes 😂😂

[@englishatheart]

People* "Ppl" is not a word.

[@truflwz3148]

@Christine C. It's not fucking grammar school, have you heard of acronyms (ex: ig, u, btw, ttyl, kit, etc) like it's not a big deal.

[@thifanny7298]

@@englishatheart I see this is the first time that you've used this thing called internet

[@TrueSlugcat]

"For real, GET BACK UNDER THE DESK" Crying out loud, that broke me.

[@mattgorr8494]

is anyone else worried about the health and sanity of all the little Danny’s THAT LIVE UNDER HIS DESK?!?!?

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

Yes!😢 Poor guys were just cheering 4 him. Then they got kicked. Must’ve hurt!😖

[@Nik.No.K]

Shh, don’t worry about them. They shouldn’t have been cheering so loud. They got what they deserved.

[@maveybavey]

shh! they like it!

[@aseasangie]

how do i become a little danny?

[@Geordje]

I havent finished the video and *am extremely confused*

[@Alicia-go7tl]

The mother literally could’ve just married the rich dude. They were already hooking up behind the scenes.

[@matildeverganti]

Garibaldi: literally one of the most important people in italian history Danny: Ghirardelli!

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

G H I R A D E L L I !

[@lizc6393]

I was just thinking to myself... Garibaldi... I know that name... *wasn't that a famous clown?*

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

@@lizc6393 Thought that was the name of some volcano in Canada or something

[@matildeverganti]

@@forgive_me_for_my_past wait there's a volcano called Garibaldi? Now that's cool

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

@@matildeverganti yeah, I think it's a volcano, either that or just a volcanic lake. I don't really recall. It's in British Columbia fyi

[@marz5694]

“Billy stop! Billy no” totally not that one scene from stranger things

[@genericusername4996]

billie missed the perfect opportunity to say "winner winner chicken dinner" when he found the recipe

[@haleymist09]

Seriously missed opportunity

[@saturnaliarain]

That’s so true, but “secret’s out, chicken man” made my whole day.

[@imogenoliver-jones2687]

@xxxtentacion FOR EVER you know nobody cares right

[@1115life]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/eInPhaCpoLKNo5o 💕

[@imogenoliver-jones2687]

@@1115life shut

[@akguvercin8981]

"all your father left us was a huge pile of debt", "this marriage is our only chance" - am i watching titanic?

[@idrinkpicklejuice8389]

But the only thing that's sinking, is Jessica's teeth into that fried chicken man.

[@point4478]

He made that song for his gf because she died.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3y2i3hpnN6cqZo

[@theonewhowearscrocs8591]

@@point4478 oh my god stop spamming it in everyone's replies. Beat it, crouton.

[@lvbboi9]

"A film by Jean" Ah yes, the very well known Jean

[@_lcharrelll]

1:33 yeah that's like the whole plot of every wattpad book i read an any romance novel i read

[@livvieann]

How the fUCK did they get Mario Lopez to be in this im so confused

[@drakes4625]

bruh this is what my mans career is like 😂

[@emma-di5ly]

Maybe they paid him $500,000

[@kelleyreeves965]

Maybe hasn't been able to find work since Americas Best Dance Crew ended? 😂

[@chrisward9218]

MONAY!!!!!!!!

[@TinyVio-Lynn]

@Me We who’s Cornell?

[@bananacatchup]

this movie is literally any Wattpad fanfiction story ever

[@inqzuke]

LMAO FR

[@biggiecheese1385]

As an author on that site, I can definitely confirm. lol

[@Prince0bama]

Cadvdasbfbar ikr

[@JojoLovesYouu]

KFC DATING SIM THE MOVIE (SMUT) (LEMON) (FLUFF)

[@bananacatchup]

@@JojoLovesYouu oh God not the smut part PAHDJSBHSBSBS

[@ianchandler9993]

If her mom is Bunny Rabbit, that makes her Jessica Rabbit

[@juliaburkholder4213]

LMAO😂😂😂

[@albertsrealsister671]

Yes

[@ava4830]

Underrated comment!

[@MrMucus1980]

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[@blissfullycat02]

I absolutely believe they made it intentionally cringy... there is no way they didnt, its ridiculous lol