Me: “I can get behind this.” Dunkey: *”Reverse quadruple agent.”*
@barldeoomaltlicky70555 жыл бұрын
DOUBLE-reverse-quadruple agent. The double is the most important part.
@TheYellowKite5 жыл бұрын
Lulw 😂👏
@killrtofu5 жыл бұрын
@@barldeoomaltlicky7055 Draw 4
@claptrap40845 жыл бұрын
But dont forget he was the double reverse quadruple agent BECAUSE OF Eeyore!
@TheYellowKite5 жыл бұрын
@moderatingmoderation, say what?
@Thetenthdoctor242 жыл бұрын
I love that the line “the vampire working for liquid” goes by so quickly you don’t have time to fully absorb that there are vampires now for some reason
@01100101011100100111 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, Vamp isn't even the weirdest guy who you meet, and his "vampirism" is explained better than some of the other characters' abilities. _COUGH_ magic parasitic moss _COUGH_ ...wait, come to think of it, did they ever even _try_ to explain how Volgin's lightning powers worked? I'm trying to remember, but I'm drawing a blank.
@01100101011100100111 Жыл бұрын
@@athenamuldrow1664 Now I'm imagining a high-ranking Soviet officer doing some type of period-appropriate shuffling Soviet dance around his office while chanting _"Kuwabara, kuwabara."_
@SuperBlooper057 Жыл бұрын
The in-game explanation as to why his name is Vamp is, and I quote, "because he's bisexual." This is not elaborated on further.
@jaiaran8649 Жыл бұрын
Dude imagine how quickly it all happened that that quote is actually the 2nd time vampires are mentioned. The 1st occurs when he's explaining MGS 2: 'then a Vampire kills Otacon's sister' LMAO
@metalman1a Жыл бұрын
@@SuperBlooper057 I remember that! Oh you think he's called vamp cause he's a vampire?? No silly he's just bisexual. He totally banged fortune's dad btw
@Introbulus5 жыл бұрын
"This is where things start to get confusing." The most hilarious part of that statement is how accurate it is.
@robertposaric64195 жыл бұрын
? only there?! nani? I lost what he was saying after 6.45 seconds of the video
@Introbulus5 жыл бұрын
@@robertposaric6419 It is 100% accurate that Metal Gear Solid 2 is where things start to get confusing. Everything before that is a precursor to the real bullshit.
@MrCandeiasjr5 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit at that line 🤣
@roycethompson31615 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. You’ve found the joke. Thanks. Thanks for that.
@Frediloc85 жыл бұрын
Having never played the games, I was worried that this would spoil them for me. I now know less than I did before.
@tokachiri10755 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment😂
@That1guyUlike5 жыл бұрын
You'll know less after playing the game.
@lordbrobert18845 жыл бұрын
The games are fantastic and a ton of fun to play, particularly snake eater and phantom pain. I grew up on these games, played all of them more than once, and still to this day, I have no earthly idea wtf is going on in these games 99.7% of the time.
@warzIbanez5 жыл бұрын
And yet he explained the major plot points in the major games in the series.
@PoisonDuckAnimations5 жыл бұрын
Still less complex than Kingdom Hearts.
@VRichardsn4 жыл бұрын
"He is actually a _reverse_ quadruple agent!" Man, I lost it there.
@cameronrhyne78264 жыл бұрын
Being a reverse quadruple agent is a slow day for Ocelot.
@ozanozenir25034 жыл бұрын
Can someone tell me if ocelot actually died or not.
@shalashaska66584 жыл бұрын
@@ozanozenir2503 Maybe he faked his death too, who knows
@mekingtiger90954 жыл бұрын
@@shalashaska6658 Well, it's Metal Gear Solid. At this point I don't doubt anything...
@calypso8193 жыл бұрын
@@ozanozenir2503 Unless he faked his death (highly unlikely), Revolver Ocelot died fighting Old Snake at the end of MGS4.
@TimJKent2 жыл бұрын
I've never played a Metal Gear game... but after watching this video, I could start playing without remembering any of the spoilers. It was such chaos that I didn't retain any of it. Well done, Dunkey.
@pelicancrayon25232 жыл бұрын
You really should play them they are amazing and batshit insane
@butterspike6802 жыл бұрын
Lucky you. The non-sensical plot twists are burnt into my brain.
@papacinoooo2 жыл бұрын
@@butterspike680 stupid franchise but yeah
@adamxx3 Жыл бұрын
ur not a real bright guy, are you?
@automaticwriting4220 Жыл бұрын
@@papacinoooo Stupid, very successful franchise. People clearly don’t like it.
@jimbob44475 жыл бұрын
The fact that Dunkey isn't even making any of this up, this is genuinely the MGS story summed up, is so utterly hilarious.
@RichardHeiney5 жыл бұрын
Sad? You must mean awesome.
@lucasrojas40455 жыл бұрын
Sad? This seems like the best plot ever
@darthsmack70905 жыл бұрын
Well Solid Snake isn't 200 years old in MGS4 but yea mostly correct.
@jimbob44475 жыл бұрын
@@lucasrojas4045 Hey I love MGS but you can't deny it is just ludicrously convoluted.
@faizalf1195 жыл бұрын
The story actually far more coherent compared to Kingdom Heart and Kirby series
@ThatGuy-pj5qy5 жыл бұрын
*Raises Hand* "Is this going to be on the test?"
@Binerexis5 жыл бұрын
It IS the test!
@jrickducking66855 жыл бұрын
I made a comment where solid snake repeat everything that dunkey has said It's a very very long list of think snake ask to be repeated
@randomgreatness22985 жыл бұрын
Dont worry, I got you. The correct answer is. KNACK 2 BABBYYY
@xractertone80955 жыл бұрын
Gotta love being the 1000th like.
@bigjjohnson215 жыл бұрын
TURNS OUT the Patriots and Tom Brady deflated footballs in order to control Metal Gear
@PlankOfWoodInc3 жыл бұрын
Dunkey is a genius because he knew that funniest thing that he could have possibly done in a Metal Gear Solid video was to explain the plot of Metal Gear Solid exactly as it was written
@zer0celcius01112 жыл бұрын
Almost yeah. He exaggerated on a few things, But nothing that actually really changed the story
@seanbutter2 жыл бұрын
He didnt ruin the big twist in MGS5 so that was cool
@Bransonrogers72 жыл бұрын
I have never played the games and I can’t tell if this is the actually the story line or if dunkey made it up
@seanbutter2 жыл бұрын
@@Bransonrogers7 its legit
@Gyanbuda2 жыл бұрын
It ain't legit he really doesn't know the story.
@Tetsuo6182 жыл бұрын
As a lifelong fan of MGS, MGSV was summed up perfectly.
@pelicancrayon25232 жыл бұрын
I died laughing. He said just enough.
@zswag007 Жыл бұрын
@@pelicancrayon2523 I lost it at: "Big boss was the same guy as solid snake except with an eyepatch"
@noahsan92 Жыл бұрын
what a disappointing send off :((
@neroidius6915 Жыл бұрын
I think he went too into detail
@clanofclams2720 Жыл бұрын
@@Howitchewstofeel5gumwhat?
@slavhardbass69975 жыл бұрын
“The test isn’t that confusing” The test:
@ThorOfKenya5 жыл бұрын
@ So ACTUAL world politics
@TheArnoldification5 жыл бұрын
this is still somehow less confusing than learning communication systems
@AquaDavie5 жыл бұрын
Stole the joke
@destinyphongmany57065 жыл бұрын
For real.
@12312312329725 жыл бұрын
@@ArbaazPatwari it's about Hideo
@DarkonFullPower5 жыл бұрын
"...who is a vampire." I love how much "it's just a fact" this line was.
@jrickducking66855 жыл бұрын
He's Romanian He's a wizard with knifes Oh also he's a vampire Die twice in mgs2 Die for real this time in mgs4 JK he was alive the whole time as a ninja vampire cyborg in mgr revengence and then he die foe real this time like for real for real
@PortableDuke5 жыл бұрын
Vampire guy is the dude the cut jacks arms off on mg4, only the real mvp's would know😣💪💀
@Steve-hy5cx5 жыл бұрын
He’s also bisexual
@chickensangwich975 жыл бұрын
See also: "...eliminating Colonel Volgin, who has lightning powers."
@BeggarsNight5 жыл бұрын
Just a friendly interjection for future reference: it’s called being “matter of fact”. So you could say “I love how matter-of-fact that line was.”
@thatguy525 жыл бұрын
i wish more games had simple storylines like this one.
@Nael0005 жыл бұрын
YOU CALL THAT SIMPLE????
@Msf10115 жыл бұрын
@@Nael000 r/woosh
@JSearsFilms275 жыл бұрын
I have to leave the amount of likes on this comment at 69
@jump15985 жыл бұрын
Try Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts
@sm901ftw5 жыл бұрын
@@jump1598 "You sneak around and save the world. The! End!"
@RamadaArtist2 жыл бұрын
You've done what Kojima never could. You ended MGS4 with the correct music.
@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna2 жыл бұрын
After this video I have more questions than i had before this video
@Howitchewstofeel5gum Жыл бұрын
Konami didn't allow him to use the MGS theme due to plagiarism claims
@hiyathere216810 ай бұрын
What’s the song?
@RamadaArtist10 ай бұрын
@@hiyathere2168 It's just the MGS theme from the previous three games. There's some *very* shaky claim that it bares some similarity to some obscure classical piece by a Russian composer, and apparently that was a scary enough threat of plagiarism that they just dropped the theme entirely for MGS4.
@siobibble907824 күн бұрын
@@RamadaArtistit’s not “very shaky”. It is very similar in multiple places. To the point where you can see Kojima get nervous when he hears it for the first time. Kojima probably decided to stop using it himself to avoid legal claims
@taylormiller45415 жыл бұрын
I'm actually impressed that he was able to give such a perfect summation of the entire plot using only a wii remote steering controller 4/5
@cavemann_5 жыл бұрын
And with a blindfold.
@Sonichero1515 жыл бұрын
"it's got a little something for everyone"
@lucs0285 жыл бұрын
And it was actually his brother
@martiddy5 жыл бұрын
And he was actually asleep while speaking
@tubewoodycool5 жыл бұрын
it's actually his brother talking
@bicho92445 жыл бұрын
Kojima if he sees this: -“Not even close baby”
@TitanCrusher1015 жыл бұрын
Bicho More like: That was not even remotely close..... BABYYYYYYYY
@chicknscratch5 жыл бұрын
BAAAAAABEYYYYYYYYYY
@PrinzEugen395 жыл бұрын
HALO 2 BABYYYYYYYYY
@mugetsu1435 жыл бұрын
"Do you rike it?"
@shaunwong53505 жыл бұрын
Not even close BB
@TronIILorule5 жыл бұрын
The entire internet: *waits for death stranding video* Dunkey: "Let's talk about Metal Gear Solid"
@sonap86205 жыл бұрын
He's warming up his kojima-meter
@chancecounts38595 жыл бұрын
I couldnt be more pleased with his decision
@yuletide12815 жыл бұрын
CAPTAIN Man Kojima basically took our money and said take a walk 😂
@WaffleOnTheRun5 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't see him not absolutely hating death stranding
@DantesInferno965 жыл бұрын
@@yuletide1281 this couldn't be more true lol
@ashden1242 жыл бұрын
dunkey just explained 6 decades of in game lore in 6 minutes
@DarkAngelEU2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it deserves to be that brief. Don't get me wrong, I love these games, I played some of them many times, but the conspiracies sprinkled throughout the entire series are trash. The characters and their backstories are what really drive this series to the echelon of gaming.
@user-il9qo4qc4n Жыл бұрын
He skipped right over MGS5
@thedude3065 Жыл бұрын
and has an eyepatch
@clanofclams2720 Жыл бұрын
@@user-il9qo4qc4nthere's nothing to skip over lmao
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn501211 ай бұрын
He forgot peace walker
@ENIACforJUSTICE5 жыл бұрын
I love how he's not making anything up
@squatchjosh11315 жыл бұрын
Does he have to? I mean Eeyore was so fucking obvious from the very start
@Razyrazer5 жыл бұрын
1:11 liquid snake is not a clone of solid snake both are clones of big boss dummy
@nightwng12075 жыл бұрын
@@Razyrazer i know right
@averagesionenjoyer89485 жыл бұрын
thats probably the best comment ive ever seen on youtube not kidding you need more likes
@tanklike44135 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the kingdom hearts video
@blueskiesj5 жыл бұрын
I expected a joke video but this was like 95% accurate
@HadiyaTheGift4 жыл бұрын
James Anthony the joke is how ridiculous and confusing this is lol
@TheRealmDrifter4 жыл бұрын
@Huff Boy Metal Gear: Ghost Babel and the AC!D games don't count ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "I was actually referring to Portabl--" *Kazuhira Miller:* "Finally, we can leave all that crap in San Hieronymo behind..."
@flufkyn4 жыл бұрын
Although he missed the fact that Solid Snake didn't kill Big Boss but Venom Snake
@Rhyflowsarchive4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealmDrifter Portable Ops is Canon I swear!
@HellecticMojo4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealmDrifter I wish more games used AC!D mechanics. card fighting as a tactical combat and inventory mechanic was kinda nice
@envoyofthecontinent81115 жыл бұрын
"Metal Gear Solid 1 is the third game in the series..." I'm already lost
@A-B1015 жыл бұрын
The series began with Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2. Metal Gear SOLID 1 is the third game released. SOLID -> CUBE -> 3D
@jmiquelmb5 жыл бұрын
First games were called Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2. Metal Gear Solid was a new series in the franchise. Nobody knows the first two games since they're old as hell but they're there and they're also part of the story.
@luminousrabbit58245 жыл бұрын
It's honestly not that complicated. Metal gear solid the "first game" was released after two games on the NES I believe. But the two previous games aren't super necessary to understand the plot.
@kanavi25 жыл бұрын
@@luminousrabbit5824 not really, they were developed for the MSX in japan and never came to the west, the games for NES were an attemp from konami USA division to port the game and is not produced by kojima, hence it doesnt include any of the original games story, and the second game was developed by kojima after learning konami USA was trying to make a 2nd metal gear without him, so he worked on a second game for the MSX in japan
@baddawgdavis5 жыл бұрын
@@luminousrabbit5824 Except they are with the introduction of MGS5. Since the MGS5 boss is the one that is killed in outer heaven in the MG games, because its not the real big boss, but a double made to keep people guessing what big boss was up to, and since its not the real big boss, doesnt have the will and fortitude of the real big boss, and resorts to nukes and child soldiers, which leads people to hunt him thinking he's the real big boss and not the fake big boss meant to be a decoy. The end of MGS5 actually happens in the middle of the raid Snake does on Outer heaven. So its all.. important.
@willworldwide2 жыл бұрын
as someone who played and beat every game multiple times I was always still highly confused by some parts of the timeline. I find myself laughing hysterically only halfway through the video because of insane this storyline actually is. this video is gold
@shintruth27162 жыл бұрын
Are you following me so far ? x'D
@sztypettto Жыл бұрын
It's dawned on me that whoever wrote the story of these Metal Gear games didn't give one single flying fuck about anything making proper sense because all the other elements of the games such as music, voiceover, sound effects, graphics, gameplay etc would be outstandingly well done. It's kinda like those rich kids who go to Ivy league universities, and don't care whatever the fuck they write because daddy paid a generous donation to the University, and the professor sat with the kid during the exam with an open book, telling the kid what to write by looking at the book, and then award the kid A+.
@ir67349 ай бұрын
@@sztypetttoI mean, the story does make sense. There's actually very little that had to be changed(Revolver being possesed gets dropped in MGS4). It's just that it's very complicated and a lot of the details you get from various perspectives so you have to piece everything together yourself
@SiriusBlackBuscus5 жыл бұрын
When you’ve never played any of the MGS games so you have no idea of this is the canon storyline or if it’s just a Dunkey-flavored fever dream
@Dwurogowy5 жыл бұрын
FaultyFemale Canon storyline suprisingly
@jmlkhan51535 жыл бұрын
Everything but Eeryore was canon. All of it.
@Omar_E115 жыл бұрын
Every single bit of it was.
@TheEnigma2715 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly accurate actually
@suburbanindie5 жыл бұрын
I played the first 3 Solid games. The first was a masterpiece, it was a great standalone game. Did not need a sequel. The second was dumb as fuck but fun to play. The third was much less complicated and revolutionary in terms of gameplay. I played about half an hour of the fourth one after sitting through like 45 minutes of cinematics, and sold it back. Fuck Hideo Kojima, he sucks dick.
@letit0235 жыл бұрын
"Turns out Eeyore" Of course how I didn't see it sooner, Kojima is a mastermind.
@The_GhostWind5 жыл бұрын
No even worse... he was the master of masters all along.
@josephdodson71145 жыл бұрын
I think it has more to do with the large gap of the games in his on ageing but sure the r word works to.
@raptordave5 жыл бұрын
Eeyore was the bad guy all along. Also Metal Gear is part of the Kingdom Hearts universe now. Because that wasn't confusing enough.
@TheDaidai055 жыл бұрын
Raptor Dave does that mean micky mouse is next smash bros dlc?
@narsicko69195 жыл бұрын
actually if you KNEW anything about the Metal Gear Solid lore, you would know that Eeyore was actually a patsy for the true villain of the series: The protagonist from the Kill Butt series
@entropy77055 жыл бұрын
AND THEN, YEARS LATER, RAIDEN BECOMES A FULL CYBORG NINJA AND BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF A U.S SENATOR WITH A RED SAMURAI SWORD
@Dwurogowy5 жыл бұрын
Nanomachines son.
@cardboardhawks67835 жыл бұрын
And said u.s. senator makes the mother of all omelettes. And also rules of nature goes with anything.
@comandantety5 жыл бұрын
the memes
@AngelofEresos5 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part, how did dunko forget about that part?
@jorgel.quiroz88624 жыл бұрын
Loved to have that added but ir isn't part of the Solid saga. Shame
@Nekan112 жыл бұрын
At first I was like: "there's no way he explained the whole story in under 7 minutes, it has to be a joke" But actually no, it's not a joke. He really did explain it
@royareyzabal823 Жыл бұрын
I mean, he skipped mgsv, but for obvious reasons
@dafaeriequeene Жыл бұрын
6.46 actually
@awc60079 ай бұрын
*”Oh and many years later that Raiden guy from MGS2 becomes a robot ninja and has to fight a bunch of cyborg super soldiers lead by Donald Tru- cough Senator Armstrong in order to save the world”*
@WEndro3335 жыл бұрын
You know you've played too much MGS when all of this makes sense to you.
@Spleen2ween5 жыл бұрын
If this makes sense to you, you should be using that galaxy brain to cure cancer or something
@BW-CZ5 жыл бұрын
It's why I can't remember anything irl - all my memory capacity is reserved for the MGS plot
@hushamfusion5 жыл бұрын
@FuckYouAllToPieces Ask yourself first: Does this affect rich people ? If the answer is yes, then it's probably not true. Steve Jobs died of cancer.
@watersoluble19035 жыл бұрын
And you recognise what was left out.
@trentdilodovico32845 жыл бұрын
You can never play too much metal gear, I beat metal gear solid 2 for the third time and immediately wanted to play it again
@cartersauce13445 жыл бұрын
“Because he is a robot, he has to cut off revolver ocelot’s hand”
@adoji18675 жыл бұрын
What are the chances that as I read this comment as dunkey said it
@jackg11355 жыл бұрын
420 likes... Don't ruin this! Edit: It was only held for a small time. It was inevitable...
@ioaz45795 жыл бұрын
Yes because robots EAT people.
@jacobketcham45665 жыл бұрын
It's the only logical progression really.
@DillonBob2225 жыл бұрын
@@adoji1867 Assuming you're reading comments during the whole video (which you probably weren't) and using a rounded simple number of 1.4 seconds as the defining factor of when reading becomes writing. Plus, the comment section holding over 16000 comments but at the time of your reading was somewhere over 9000. With scrolling rate adjusted and Son Goku would put you at about a 1 in 3 chance.
@owenweiss96475 жыл бұрын
This must be what english sounds like to people who dont speak it.
@hectormartinbauza92495 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@zzzlikeaboszzz5 жыл бұрын
You see..! This is what dunkey want u to think but actually...
@VenNoel5 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine chinese cursive.
@amperes_no_controle5 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@sergiogonzales3305 жыл бұрын
No realmente.
@lopesmorrenofim2 жыл бұрын
This is the single greatest video to ever be made. I come around to rewatch it every now and then. I love you, Dunkey
@DeadSpacedOut Жыл бұрын
This is definitely one i've rewatched over the years, for sure!
@dos_doodles5 жыл бұрын
This felt like 19 minutes long but it’s only 6
@FinalMorningstar5 жыл бұрын
DosDoodles yeah it was basically the amount of information and detail of a 19 minute video crammed into 6 minutes
@epicdominican915 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear in a Nutshell
@StanTheBland5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, was just about to comment that
@StanTheBland5 жыл бұрын
turns out I have continued and commented it anyway after reading this message, I have extremely sort memory
@vapgames5 жыл бұрын
I had to take breaks.
@SetYourHandle35 жыл бұрын
I'm actually impressed that he was able to give such a perfect summation of the entire plot while his little brother was playing throughout all the games.
@dashdxsh7935 жыл бұрын
And with his USB steering wheel!
@YangTheGoddess5 жыл бұрын
that takes a lot of skill
@hypnobagels86345 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even have a little brother yet guys! His little brother is obviously playing from inside the womb
@poppukon-au5 жыл бұрын
All the while Dunkey isn't even born yet.
@YangTheGoddess5 жыл бұрын
@@hypnobagels8634 But that goes against dunkey lore, unless this video is set in the past
@bearmandev5 жыл бұрын
To non-MGS fans: much of that was humorous, but none of that was false. Except that bit at the end.
@angel231385 жыл бұрын
Big boss was not in love with the boss, she was a mentor for him
@liamjm92785 жыл бұрын
Liquid isn't a clone of Solid snake, he's a clone of Big Boss.
@lawrencelord97775 жыл бұрын
actually all of you are wrong Turns Out after thanos fought Cory from Cory in the House They actually unlocked the Shin Megami Tensei Tenkeichi Budokai from the Shadow Realm Which returned earth to its primal state A la the Matrix. Boobies. Which relates the story into Death Stranding Available now
@CallN0w5 жыл бұрын
@@liamjm9278 wait weren't they all clones of Big Boss making them also clones of each other??
@E-102_Gamma5 жыл бұрын
@@CallN0w That's not how cloning works. A copy of something isn't a copy of other copies of the same thing. Same principle applies to clones.
@BUB8LE5 Жыл бұрын
Writing a story like this is actually genius. With infinite twists and turns, you can never have any plot holes. Perfectly not complicated story if you dont have any plot holes...
@TheCreepyLantern Жыл бұрын
No one can point out plot holes if there's no one able to comprehend what you're talking about
@zaystation. Жыл бұрын
There is one major plot hole, in the original Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake, and Metal Gear Solid Big boss is painted as some insane war loving lunatic asshole who everyone fears and does nothing good. But in Metal Gear 3 you play as big boss and he's like a pretty good guy, then in Metal Gear 4 you meet big boss (as his clone son snake) and he's actually a pretty good guy, and in peace walker you play as him again still cool, then mgsV you play as a guy playing him, who thinks he's him but Is still a pretty nice and genuine guy. But we're supposed to believe as he gets older he becomes a nuclear terrorist. But it's just at this point not possible
@fnfn9199 Жыл бұрын
@@zaystation.but turns out the big boss we know is actually a clone of the original big boss who was actually a high asshole There pothole fixed
@joaoassumpcao3347 Жыл бұрын
@@zaystation. Iirc this is explained through Peacewalker and V. Big Boss isn't a lunatic warmonger, he was just viewed like that because he was the face of a mercenary nation who owned nukes. Because most people didn't know Big Boss personally, only the fact he was some kind of mercenary king with a nuclear weapon, it's pretty easy to see how he would be painted as a warmongering asshole. Also, tbf Big Boss was kind of a jerk. He thought it was ok to use child soldiers and brainwash soldiers just to get what he wanted, and he basically used a medic and sent him to death just so BB could escape. While that might not put him in the "war loving lunatic asshole" description, it certainly gets him closer.
@ir67349 ай бұрын
@@zaystation.Bro Peacewalker is about how Big Boss becomes evil. Child soldiers, building a metal gear, did you not pay any attention to the story?
@Ciiphernought5 жыл бұрын
I love how this is literally just a telling of the MGS plot. He didn't even need to complicate it anymore to make it funny 😂
@matthewnesbitt64165 жыл бұрын
It's better than that, this is a severly cut down and simplified version of the plot that doesn't even say the word "Zero".
@Nilloc12215 жыл бұрын
Legit couldn't tell if he was trying to be funny or this is the real plot of the game. I haven't played the game and it sounds rediculous.
@Dribin5 жыл бұрын
@@Nilloc1221 well he just tried to explain the story of like 5 games in under 7 minutes while adding jokes here and there so yeah its gonna sound ridiculous lol.
@dominiquerichard13425 жыл бұрын
@@Nilloc1221 the plot is literally that insane
@donutmerchant83935 жыл бұрын
Nilloc you haven’t even seen how ridiculous it gets
@stlngds5 жыл бұрын
For those wondering, literally everything said in this video is true. Eeyore notwithstanding.
@alexchaviramusic5 жыл бұрын
No I think Eeyore was pretty accurate as well
@bernardoheusi61465 жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off when he said MGS 5 just existed lol Love the game but it seriously is irrelevant to the whole.
@Boyzby5 жыл бұрын
And Big Boss wasn't in love The Boss romantically.
@Viper3256a5 жыл бұрын
Kinda glad I never got into this series.
@jerric12285 жыл бұрын
Mentioning eeyore at the end was literally the only part of this that’s factually incorrect. This is the actual plot.
@tanishvaidya95865 жыл бұрын
He wasn't in love with the boss ,and he isn't 200 at MGS4 but yeah otherwise dunk nailed it
@aaronsegal60525 жыл бұрын
Turns out, that’s just what Eeyore wants you to think
@nocturn3335 жыл бұрын
@@tanishvaidya9586 Those are more of exaggerations rather than full on inaccuracies. The part about Ocelot wanting world peace is debatable though.
@fespadea82635 жыл бұрын
@@tanishvaidya9586 Also, liquid was a clone of big boss, not solid snake.
@AN-nw2ic5 жыл бұрын
@@fespadea8263 They were both clones they just got different genes.
@Blue-jy4rf7 ай бұрын
Dunkey is that one kid in class who writes a perfect essay for history, but he used ZERO punctuation.
@KasumiRINAАй бұрын
There was a semicolon after MGS5;
@The_Mikler-295 жыл бұрын
“The game really makes you feel like a reverse quadruple agent”
@nicholasleclerc15835 жыл бұрын
What does “reverse quadruple agent” mean ? A “double agent” is agent who pretends to spy for a country while they spy on said country for another one; so a quadruple agent ??? And a reverse... ?
@theycallthatadefense50515 жыл бұрын
hrnngh.....quadruple agent?
@VenNoel5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Leclerc It’s like a double double McDonald’s double double agent but flipped and mirrored backwards the same way you flip Davenport and Chesterfield but actually PEMDAS cancels it out. It’s quite simple really
@tanuki91635 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasleclerc1583 It's not easy to put simply, but basically it's someone pretending, to be pretending, to be a double agent.
@warzIbanez5 жыл бұрын
It's like being an agent for the Rothschild Banks while being a KGB agent while serving in Mossad while serving in the CIA. This shit usually doesn't go that deep, maybe only two layers deep, but even then it goes to show why you really can't trust intelligence agencies at a fundamental level.
@FalconMFilms5 жыл бұрын
As a dude who's played nearly every Metal Gear game 5 times, this is 95% accurate.
@JayfroC5 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing those missing 5% represent the lack of *Psycho Mantis?* in this plot summary
@michaelmarksman7435 жыл бұрын
JayfroC In Psycho Mantis’s own words: “There is no need for words Snake...”
@bitterthenu72785 жыл бұрын
Eh, 80% accurate
@shoePatty5 жыл бұрын
This is almost as accurate as Dunkey's Kingdom Hearts explanation video.
@aus-li5 жыл бұрын
Lies, you’re a poser. This is around 50%.
@randomdudewholikesmusic16405 жыл бұрын
"It's actually very simple." -Solid Dunk
@badbadplatypus29525 жыл бұрын
You see?
@journey-josh-yt5 жыл бұрын
RandomDude WhoLikesMusic 1:45
@CurseyBoo5 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong xD
@andrewk4804 жыл бұрын
It turns out, Liquid Dunk, who is Solid Dunk's secret brother hidden and cared for by Will Smith, is -
@Wardabyad761 Жыл бұрын
The only thing that I've found wrong in this masterpiece of a summarization is that ocelot wasn't killed by fox die at first because the nanomachines thought he was liquid and wasn't part of the original patriots. But when he fought snake and the hypnosis was undone he was back as revolver ocelot and so the nanomachines did their thing
@thomasprice7893 Жыл бұрын
How the FUCK do nanomachines know or care about Ocelot's subjective mindset and how it pertains to his affected personality of being Liquid Snake?!?!?
@Wardabyad761 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasprice7893 they're pretty advanced though. After ocelot took over sop the system was recognizing him as liquid. But after the final fight, ocelot didn't have control anymore of anything since the system is destroyed and he isn't even liquid anymore so the nanomachines will recognize him as ocelot and as an original member of the patriots and kill him
@bobhanson1037 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasprice7893don't question it. That's the la li lu le lo
@ir67349 ай бұрын
@@thomasprice7893He uses hypnosis AND nanomachines to program himself as Liquid. It's spelled out that the whole sham of him being taken over by Liquid has like 3 whole stages to it.
@doxiedomian9 ай бұрын
@@ir6734Given that he's the son of the Sorrow, channeling liquid makes more sense than nanomachines did - both in the personality takeover and the foxdie reaction
@ZackWantsToPlay3 жыл бұрын
Every time he says “turns out” I have to prepare myself mentally
@JJ-ir3bx2 жыл бұрын
@@Dorian-_-Gray no one asked
@DaReelYurtle2 жыл бұрын
@@JJ-ir3bx no one asked
@charliejensen53402 жыл бұрын
@@DaReelYurtle I asked.
@carlosramirezrivera93142 жыл бұрын
PSYCHO MANTIS?!?!
@chadam882 жыл бұрын
@@carlosramirezrivera9314 You're that ninja...
@brendan-uk4cg4 жыл бұрын
This is what studying for finals feels like
@Brandon-rb4sm3 жыл бұрын
But it’s the first time ever you even read the material
@ShinkuGouki3 жыл бұрын
Why the hell are the games with the most potential written like trash?? I swear,a 5 year-old could write a more interesting storyline.
@brendan-uk4cg3 жыл бұрын
@@GoogleAccount-tg9lp if only dunk would read my notes to me while studying ☺️
@davidkben11553 жыл бұрын
Studying for the finals: The Exam: Eyore
@ShadowHunter-jb3il3 жыл бұрын
mgs5, you play as venom snake. When you realize venom snake is directly responsible for a lot of things in the mgs universe.
@Trisaaru5 жыл бұрын
"In MGSV you play as Venom Snake." Honestly one of the best story summaries for that game.
@Casshio5 жыл бұрын
"And he has an eye patch." That was missing there.
@AwesomeTheAsim5 жыл бұрын
I forgot everything I knew about MGS. Thank you Dunkey
@OfSunFlowers5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I watched that part 100 times
@Trisaaru5 жыл бұрын
@@Casshio And he likes kids
@CobraAce045 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that's about as much attention as that dumpster fire of a story deserves
@HiddenHunterSeven2 жыл бұрын
I always thought I was dumb when I didn't quite understand something about the MGS story line. This made me feel a lot better.
@Schnoezy5 жыл бұрын
1:45 "this is where things start to get a little confusing" me: *replayed the video 4 times up to that point, to understand who wore an eyepatch and who didn't*
@overlorddante5 жыл бұрын
Turns out, he has an eyepatch
@Moooras5 жыл бұрын
Aquapositive Ay Eeyore didn’t have eyepatch.
@Casshio5 жыл бұрын
But do know on which side they are wearing them?
@mercuriallily4 жыл бұрын
This is actually surprisingly accurate to the lore. Like, 95%.
@Moooras4 жыл бұрын
Lily Kim except Eyore
@mercuriallily4 жыл бұрын
@@Moooras yeah any inaccuracies are extremely pedantic and superficial. Otacon made REX for the US Army not Liquid, but its pretty immaterial given that Liquid is head of a US Army Special Forces unit Shagohod is not a prototype of Metal Gear but rather divergent evolution since Sokolov and Granin disagreed on the future of mobile nuclear assault platforms but it doesn't really matter because it's stull a nuclear tank that can launch from almost anywhere And Tigger is the true perpetrator not Eeyore but it doesn't matter because Sora and Pooh are the real masterminds But seriously this is a very accurate recap from the dunkmeister
@kiyavas18794 жыл бұрын
@@Moooras that actually is the real ending
@jarrettchrist4 жыл бұрын
Lily Kim high iq
@Ashleydc294 жыл бұрын
Nah nah, pooh is the real la-le-lu-le-lo. Tigger is only the trigger to the events hence the name tigger
@Chokilon245 жыл бұрын
"Then snake finds a peeing man called Otacon" Ah yes it's all coming together
@mcdonaldtrump2285 жыл бұрын
With an Eye patch
@Gruntvc5 жыл бұрын
Who always cries at least once each MGS game cause someone he loves dies.
@Sercil005 жыл бұрын
It doesn't really narrow things down. In each of the games, at least one person pisses themselves. Sometimes several. Some of them also poop themselves, but those people are usually Johnnys. Different Johnnys. But usually the same Johnny.
@felipeaguena52894 ай бұрын
If I'm not mistaken Ocelot is an NINETUPLE agent by the end. He pretends to work for: CIA, KGB, GRU, VOLGIN, LIQUID, SOLIDUS, PATRIOTS, IMPLANTED MIND-CONTROLLING ARM but really really, really was working for BIG BOSS
@reval19894 жыл бұрын
"Metal Gear Solid 5 you play as Venom Snake" Man the contempt is real
@chasejones97624 жыл бұрын
I love that part
@shibe_doge4 жыл бұрын
I love MGSV but yeah I agreed with that statement
@nofabe4 жыл бұрын
I feel like if he went in depth on that one the video would've been twice as long
@guidorussoheck21004 жыл бұрын
@@nofabe true! hahaha, you end up being the medic from GZ and it needed to explain the events from peace walker.
@marceloferreira83404 жыл бұрын
@@nofabe he could have just said : you play as venom snake, who thinks he is big boss, but is actually the player pretending to be big boss.And dies in metal gear 1 instead of big boss.
@a.trance69975 жыл бұрын
Took me more than a minute to realize this would be a legit storytelling of the series
@godlikelobster01805 жыл бұрын
Bro I died immediately when he said “Metal Gear Solid 1 is the 3rd game of the series”. That’s when I knew this would be a genuine telling of the storyline.
@HxH2011DRA5 жыл бұрын
@@godlikelobster0180 LOL
@ShehabEllithy5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the kingdom hearts video
@oenonewept5 жыл бұрын
@@godlikelobster0180 😂
@saitamasenpai2305 жыл бұрын
*Video starts* : finally I can understand what MGS is about. *5 seconds into the video* : Mission failed, we'll get it next time.
@mikec12225 жыл бұрын
pime taradox
@kidfromthe78995 жыл бұрын
@@mikec1222 it's called time broly and paragus LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@THEkikec25 жыл бұрын
I too got lost when he said that Metal Gear Solid is the third game in the Metal Gear series
@rensro2138 Жыл бұрын
I love that when you start to understand the plot: someone gets killed by a Vampire
@derpedfox Жыл бұрын
Oh that's an actual character LMAO
@ir67349 ай бұрын
His name is Vamp and he is a vampire by all means but he's called Vamp because he's bisexual.
@picolascage31505 жыл бұрын
“So now he has to meet dredgen who has a little monkey” Finally something I can understand
@DBDenzz5 жыл бұрын
Turns outyou didn't. As his name was actually DREBIN *gasp*
@picolascage31505 жыл бұрын
DaBoiiQuainzz look I’m still trying to understand why metal gear 1 isn’t the first game alright cut me some slack
@DBDenzz5 жыл бұрын
@@ZechsMerquise73 BUT there is also peace walker that is/isn't considered a mgs game depending on who you talk to that happens between mgs 3 and mgsv and was made between mgs 4 and mgs5, making it second in the timeline but second last to be developers skipping over social ops and mgr revengeance.
@rodrigomontoya86535 жыл бұрын
everyone is double crossing themselves while dressed as eachother
@danielwilliams71615 жыл бұрын
This is the best description of MGS ever
@DarkonFullPower5 жыл бұрын
I am screen capping that. I had never seen such a simple summary of the entire franchise before.
@thisxgreatxdecay5 жыл бұрын
So, it's a game about crossdressing?
@Shadow188565 жыл бұрын
@@thisxgreatxdecay Nope Lol
@babakazi8085 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@maxbrown81095 жыл бұрын
"His second wife cheated on him with his own son" HOLD UP
@lylatfox45 жыл бұрын
Its true
@jiyuu3295 жыл бұрын
That's some porno plot lol
@SimWasTaken5 жыл бұрын
Oudipus would be proud
@00vondough005 жыл бұрын
It's true! HAHAHA!!
@sowafish68835 жыл бұрын
Yah, then huey drowned himself in a kiddie pool cause he can't walk
@averagephlogfan64752 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not swearing in this video dunkey. I can now show it to my mom who used to play this games as a kid but didn't know what was going on
@PotatoesFromSaturn5 жыл бұрын
To anyone who has never played a MGS game, I'm here to inform you HE'S NOT LYING. THIS IS HONESTLY THE STORY.
@sheepoverrr5 жыл бұрын
bro what
@beatlemnkyhuman5 жыл бұрын
@@sheepoverrr no yeah, he pretty much got it all right
@araamahasla5555 жыл бұрын
@@beatlemnkyhuman Not really, he completely skipped Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker and Metal Gear Solid 5 which all had essential plot points in them.
@MikeySpikeyyz5 жыл бұрын
@@araamahasla555 Did they though.....
@rohanb27115 жыл бұрын
@@sheepoverrr Yup! I followed most of it , even though he tried to speed it up and confuse the audience a bit he was right
@robertdowneyjrscreaming76415 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says “turns out”
@bobjacob27605 жыл бұрын
ANNND IM DEAD
@chiefofthedesert70705 жыл бұрын
Im not trying to die of alcohol poisoning
@jasonjarmoosh5 жыл бұрын
And "you see"
@guanaco5615 жыл бұрын
Welp, there goes my liver.
@samburch33705 жыл бұрын
Chug your drink every time he says "also he has an eyepatch."
@landonbeaird36604 жыл бұрын
"Then, in Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, you play as Raiden who is a cyborg ninja that can suplex metal gears and fight a man called Senator Armstrong, who is extremely powerful and can't be hurt because he played football in college."
@011001010111001001113 жыл бұрын
Not only did he play football in college, he could have gone pro if he hadn't joined the Navy.
@mysterE1013 жыл бұрын
But First Raiden must fight a Memelord.
@VforVincelette3 жыл бұрын
"It was then in that moment, standing there, he realized, Sam was just like me, trying to change hisory. Wondering who's to judge from right and wrong, he beats up the nanomachines with a sword-gun. In the end it just had to be this way."
@wacky-physics75063 жыл бұрын
MGRR would've been too easy, that, or it deserves it's own video.
@ishashka3 жыл бұрын
@@mysterE101 is that like the position in the British Navy: First Sea Lord but for memes?
@michaelmoratto2 жыл бұрын
It's so goddamn accurate too. Love that track kicking in when dunkey starts describing infiltrating outer heaven
@patrickblakethesaint5 жыл бұрын
This is actually one of the best breakdowns under 45 min I've ever seen. I cant imagine what Jason's room looked like to record this. I'm imagining white boards and corkboard with pins and strings everywhere.
@Rpblue2042045 жыл бұрын
CAROOOOOOL!
@fronk68005 жыл бұрын
@@Rpblue204204 I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE
@jishatinkle75045 жыл бұрын
It’s just several photos and paintings of Eeyore with red strings held in place by a 27 Eeyore tails.
@eskitv15095 жыл бұрын
THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA
@apache_youtube5 жыл бұрын
@@fronk6800 PEPE SILVIA
@OllyTheFoxcoon5 жыл бұрын
i love that this kinda just sounds like a joke but everything he says is entirely true
@zach75 жыл бұрын
90% true old snake isn't 200 he's only 199.
@lynn.chaaaa5 жыл бұрын
@@zach7 make it 99%
@demapples65805 жыл бұрын
And the joke in the end, since big boss dies and the patriots are actually truly wiped out
@STANNco5 жыл бұрын
@@zach7 wow. Video disliked now
@Akwave_5 жыл бұрын
Mostly true and yeah it’s thicker than kingdom hearts, they’re both my favorite series and I’m telling you dunky left a lot out
@cjwarrior165 жыл бұрын
He threw him into the fire "because he forgot what the storyline was" LMAOOOO
@ReproSlayer5 жыл бұрын
brooo that made me laugh so hard omg
@warzIbanez5 жыл бұрын
TURNS OUT he threw Solidus into the fire, as he was a perfect Clone of Big Boss and fooled everyone!
@joshuacarpenter41225 жыл бұрын
“He was supposed to die earlier but they FORGOT!” Me already forgetting the whole video: ...who?¿!
@DarkLifts5 жыл бұрын
revolver
@orangejuice32355 жыл бұрын
Liquid
@Skoshtwo5 жыл бұрын
You're that ninja...
@thegodofsoapkekcario19705 жыл бұрын
Psycho Mantis?
@nathanlevesque78125 жыл бұрын
Big Liquid Plisken
@Zelousmarineinspace4 жыл бұрын
I dunno which I hate more. The fact that this is 95% accurate, or the fact that I basically knew every single plot point and understood it all.
@jrickducking66854 жыл бұрын
Solid snake point of view of the entire video: Metal gear solid entrie story? Metal gear solid? Solid snake? Big boss clone? Shadow mose? Foxhound? Big boss? Darpa chief? Revolver ocelot? Grey fox? Fox? Robot? Otacon? Huey? Step Incest? Metal gear zeke? Naked snake? Metal gear sahelanthropus? Skull face? Metal gear rex? Liquid snake? Liquid clone brother of solid? Master miller was liquid? Double agent? Solidius snake? President of the 🇺🇸? Metal gear solid 2? Boat? Ocelot have two arm again? Arm spirit? Metal gear ray? Boat go boom? New president kidnap? Raiden? New foxhound? Fake Soild snake? Pliskin? The government was rigged? La li le lu lo? Big shell is a dud? Arsenal gear? Gw? Censor info? Otacon sister? Vampire? Upload a virus? Turn off the game? Colonel is a computer? Fight twenty metal gear? Liquid ocelot? Triple agent? Video game of a video game? Git gud raiden? La le li lu lo? Reverse quadruple agent? More super computer of la li le lu lo Digital age? Over use meme? Metal gear solid 3? Boss? Cold war? Boss break up with naked snake and the 🇺🇸? Scape 🐐? Volgin? Shagohod? Kill the boss? Steal Micro film? $$$$$? Eva? Big mama of big boss clone sons? Agent for China? Fake $$$$ film? Metal gear solid V? Venom snake? Metal gear solid 4? Old snake? Metal gear cow? Monkey? NANOMACHINE?! To learn to use gun? Big boss body is the key? To control all the gun? Vamp not dead? Forgot Plot? back to shadow Moses? New Outer heaven? Patriot? New Arsenal gear? New upload virus? No more gun? Ocelot plot twist? Hypno therapy? World peace? Fist fight with solid snake? Ocelot is Big boss bff? Foxdie? The entire storyline metal gear...... Secret ending?! Big boss alive?! Shadow la le li lu lo?! Eeyore?! The end........ Also no mention of psycho mantis?
@andrewmajor58373 жыл бұрын
The extra 5% “ Eeyore “
@ALIMALI-gb6gl3 жыл бұрын
Based yakuza enjoyer
@ansel89353 жыл бұрын
@@jrickducking6685 ⁉️ PSYCHO MANTIS 🚨
@KubsonnN1233 жыл бұрын
Man., I'm really wondering how tf I've understood this story. I've played these games like 5 or 6 years ago, and english is not even my native language, yet I managed to understand it all this much, that I could make a similar video that explains the story lol
@frytcuzz22955 жыл бұрын
Every fan while watching this: “Why is this so accurate”
@NowhereMan7895 жыл бұрын
It's actually not too bad of a summary even though it's a joke
@Richbeans1155 жыл бұрын
@@NowhereMan789 The joke is that the absurdity is accurate
@Jesse__H5 жыл бұрын
@@Richbeans115 Exactly. You don't even need to make up any jokes when the regular old truth is this ridiculous. Remind you of anything? 🙄
@blossom99-5 жыл бұрын
Jesse H. Trump? Yes
@Teeheehee093 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest Dunkey video even though all he does is explain what actually happens in these games with basically no jokes until the end
@justinronca30095 жыл бұрын
“This is one of the easier units for this course” The unit:
@jonathancottrill97295 жыл бұрын
The absolute unit
@TheRatMan_5 жыл бұрын
Had to replay this many times cause I had two eyepatches on.
@chrislamaster38165 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh 😂
@javrami48835 жыл бұрын
I was watching with a USB steering wheel
@griffenrobinette39445 жыл бұрын
Didn't see that coming
@Listlesspanda5 жыл бұрын
This was Kojima's plan all along, metaphorical eyepatches to cover the truth behind MGS.
@xoFoCuSox5 жыл бұрын
@@griffenrobinette3944 Most underrated comment of all time. Lisa ftw.
@ken.70194 жыл бұрын
"Metal Gear Solid 1 is the third game in the series" Aaaaaaand you lost me
@idly2.04 жыл бұрын
It makes sense if you have played lord of the rings the PC game
@ydrm_red71304 жыл бұрын
There is a 1982 arcade game called, metal gear, and a another one called metal gear 2.
@Onesteve33334 жыл бұрын
Dunkey actually forgot the web based Java game Neopetz that was the second game in the series so technically MGS 1 is the fourth game in the series.
@Redstar26134 жыл бұрын
It's because it is secretly an episode of Chaos;Head Abridged.
@cameronrhyne78264 жыл бұрын
It's part of the Ocelots plan all along because he's a septuple agent working for and against all sides at the exact same time.
@jimbothompkins5 ай бұрын
This is actually crazy. I didnt think the series could be covered so quickly and thoroughly. This is truly a work of art.
@hideokojima36035 жыл бұрын
Its actually really simple tbh
@SUBZER0GREEN5 жыл бұрын
A new strand type storyline
@billbill60945 жыл бұрын
Genius
@immortaldeath41725 жыл бұрын
Good joke, Kojima
@Dirtywhiteboy915 жыл бұрын
Mr. kojima could you please re master Metal gear and metal gear 2 solid snake. Asking for a friend. lol
@blitz74885 жыл бұрын
I dont see where people are getting lost
@TazmilyGum5 жыл бұрын
"You see big boss was actually revolver ocelot's greatest friend even though he killed his mom" thats not a joke yet it still made me laugh.
@jrickducking66855 жыл бұрын
Did ocelot know about it during mgs 3
@ImLikeYouIHaveNoName2475 жыл бұрын
@@jrickducking6685 I don't think he knew it back then.
@thatfelordwhodieshalfwayth71075 жыл бұрын
And his mom killed his dad. We all know this
@CookiePieMonster5 жыл бұрын
@@jrickducking6685 Nope. He definitely didn't know.
@jrickducking66855 жыл бұрын
That's good to know But it's still funny that boss told her son, ocelot, that he suck
@Davegrodave5 жыл бұрын
dunkey fun fact: dunkey actually recorded the audio for this in one smooth continuous run. he is also the man who invented peanut m&ms.
@benyancey64545 жыл бұрын
The real accomplishment is his world record on Bowser's big bean burrito
@nagulotshafer5 жыл бұрын
@Bucket O’ Pasta Peanut m&m's are the "regular" m&m's in Europe. Yes they are good.
@Polite_Cat5 жыл бұрын
@@benyancey6454 In the hardcore gaming circles this is a hot topic for debate because rumor has it that its actually his little brother who really holds the title
@jerryconway63355 жыл бұрын
Then Will Smith stole his invention for M&Ms.
@Dominick_twu2 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty amazing Dunkey was able to tell the entire Metal Gear storyline in under 7 minutes.
@XHVSTLEX5 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a joke, but I've played them, and this is highly accurate.
@CommDao5 жыл бұрын
In retrospect, the story for MGS1 was pretty simple!
@quarreneverett47675 жыл бұрын
@@CommDao that is hiw mgs2 started but then turned into btw all this is fake
@quarreneverett47675 жыл бұрын
There wasnt supposes ro be a 2 anyways
@beardollars5 жыл бұрын
I only played V and I thought the game was over after the first cutscene on horses.
@dasetman5 жыл бұрын
@@quarreneverett4767 They mention Solidus by name in the MGS1 ending...
@Flash2245 жыл бұрын
1:45 "This is where things start to get a little confusing." You lost me after one second.
@andyspendlove10195 жыл бұрын
thats_the_joke.jpg
@red.s1k5 жыл бұрын
I already got lost after 1:06
@kaiden33744 жыл бұрын
Me: MGS can't be that confusing Revolver Ocelot, the double triple quadruple crossing agent: hold my tactical advantage
@diablodxd47004 жыл бұрын
And he has a eye patch.
@Jirbolicious4 жыл бұрын
Reverse double triple quadruple crossing agent, with an eye patch
@calebspilman78114 жыл бұрын
Self hypnotized Revolver Ocelot, the Double triple quadruple crossing agent, with an eye patch
@plowedsnow38894 жыл бұрын
Ocelot:I'm playing all sides so that I always come out on top
@diegofranceschin29494 жыл бұрын
"Hold my tactical advantage" that's the best "Hold my..." meme i've ever seen
@slickcalf9852 жыл бұрын
I like how the music changes every time the lore gets crazier
@WalkieMusic5 жыл бұрын
"Then, in Metal Gear Solid V, you play as Venom Snake" At least I got this part
@JoshuaIfidi5 жыл бұрын
Walkie who is actually a clone of solid snake not be confused with big boss
@SteveNorwalt4 жыл бұрын
"You play as Venom Snake" is the most underwhelming, but spot on, summarization of _Metal Gear Solid V._
@combatwombat18454 жыл бұрын
It's just like those spoilers without context memes if ya think about it.
@86RSJag4 жыл бұрын
MGS5... what a crap way to end the franchise. Still angry about it now.
@Abdirahman_Mohamed4 жыл бұрын
RS Jaguar its cuz fucking Konami wouldnt let Kojima finish the damn game
@dr.crispy8104 жыл бұрын
RIGHT! I was just looking in the store on Xbox to see what MGSV is about and it literally just says you play as venom snake and do tactical espionage missions. That’s it
@Noel-nu7hq4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Crispy I liked it, it’s a good game.
@sergiolucas27815 жыл бұрын
I came here expecting a parody of how much of a confusing mess the MGS storyline is. Was suprised to see an accurate representation of how much of a confusing mess the MGS storyline is.
@Tonewes20235 жыл бұрын
Dude I hadn't played a single mgs game in my entire life. Up until the moment I read the comments I was sure this was a parody.
@michaelmarksman7435 жыл бұрын
Anton Grebnev This stuff is great dude. It’s like The End of Evangelion meets 1984 and Stand on Zanzibar (Novels centered around dystopian fiction).
@intrepid11605 жыл бұрын
I know right? He even mentioned Eeyore at the end which everyone else seems to forget in their summary videos.
@HL_Eminence5 жыл бұрын
So you got exactly what you expected.
@shadow_55195 жыл бұрын
@@Tonewes2023 one of the greatest stories in video game history
@__JoeyWho2 жыл бұрын
I've never cried this much or hurt from laughter ever. Genuine gold.
@ninjack115 жыл бұрын
"because his second wife cheated on him with his own son" "this is just like my anime!" -Otacon
@sergiogonzales3305 жыл бұрын
@Jay Marlin Otacon: "S H E S E D U C E D M E"
@GoudaBug5 жыл бұрын
*just like one of my Japanese animes!
@Rov-Nihil5 жыл бұрын
That's not anime bro, that's fkn eroge. You netorare'd your own father bro wtf
@quarreneverett47675 жыл бұрын
@@Rov-Nihil arguably eroge too bad it didnt actually happen so it isnt anything if u wanted to look for it
@bossmanham5 жыл бұрын
@@sergiogonzales330 He cried about it tho
@CharlieBrown20XD65 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed by how much of this video made perfect sense to me. "Then his sister gets killed by a vampire"
@russetwolf135 жыл бұрын
He's not a vampire, he's bisexual, he just drinks blood and runs up walls cause it's fun.
@monteraid5 жыл бұрын
@@russetwolf13 so he is a Vampire who likes having fun.
@TazmilyGum5 жыл бұрын
CharlieBrown20XD6 don't be ashamed be proud.
@michaelrundell87935 жыл бұрын
urmom urmom
@ruffmenace95gaming5 жыл бұрын
"You see, turns out"
@quinton95795 жыл бұрын
Me:"The test isn't that hard." The test:
@bogdansadikovic53215 жыл бұрын
So fucking true
@scorpionhasashi005 жыл бұрын
MasterRightHand more like quiz
@spicyfriedshrimp2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Dunkey for making this video. You saved me from watching a 2 hour video detailing the lore of the series.
@royjacksonjr.65855 жыл бұрын
Medal gear solid is a prime example of what happens when you wing it and everything turns out just fine
@CommieApe5 жыл бұрын
Yeah in the same way a house fire being reduced to dust in the end is just fine.
@lotus_emanon5 жыл бұрын
@@CommieApe if by "reduced to dust" you mean "become one of Konami's biggest franchise and the most iconic stealth videogames ever" than sure.
@grundelgrump5 жыл бұрын
@@lotus_emanon Right? I love how people keep insisting the story sucks and makes no sense, despite being one of the most critically acclaimed games of all time. They're like "Nope, I'm not missing anything, everyone else is wrong"
@wellshit94895 жыл бұрын
@@grundelgrump well it did technically get killed by the survive game that nobody except dunkey and 4 others bought
@desfefe5 жыл бұрын
@@grundelgrump If you played the MGS franchise for the story... well I have bad news for you as this is an overly complicated story with a lack of subtlety fit for children who think they are smarter than they are. Mgs3 is the most down to earth game, and the story is not cheesy like the others. Mgs is critically acclaimed for the gameplay and the attention to detail. The story? Meh
@williamglass22235 жыл бұрын
This is the same guy who wrote Death Hills: Silent Stranding.
@AlexA-lv1zb5 жыл бұрын
And we get 1.4k likes
@0subscriberswithnovideosch7745 жыл бұрын
And the same guy who has the world record on bowser's big bean burrito
@jensi4795 жыл бұрын
William Glass Stranding Silent: Hills Death is my favorite game
@yooooooooo56025 жыл бұрын
And the same guy who create Wild Wild Smiff
@B8V885 жыл бұрын
ok ......... BOOOOOOMER
@PKG3155 жыл бұрын
“It’s actually very simple” -Kingdom Hearts Philosopher
@jimmydyng30565 жыл бұрын
and clean?
@killkagutsuchi5 жыл бұрын
@@jimmydyng3056 WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
@darkroomservice5695 жыл бұрын
@@killkagutsuchi YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
@kinglyer72695 жыл бұрын
Pleeeeeease O Baby!
@Double4005 жыл бұрын
@@kinglyer7269 Don't go!
@adotang_ Жыл бұрын
That subtitles are disabled for this video is the subtlest addition. You don't even get to pause and read to process what's going on.
@asylumskp43913 жыл бұрын
Summary of MGS story: "You see, it turns out, nanomachines, but actually, Patriots, and then"
@muggerpugger32313 жыл бұрын
DABABY!
@irishjet26873 жыл бұрын
MGS5: P A R A S I T E S
@mitochondria62473 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part about the Patriots and the snake
@mitochondria62473 жыл бұрын
@@Dorian-_-Gray ok
@yaboi89403 жыл бұрын
@@mitochondria6247 my favorite character from metal gear series snake
@UnicornstalkRGaming3 жыл бұрын
The entirety of MGS can be summarized by: *"...And then..."*
@RomanceEnjoyer883 жыл бұрын
“You see...” and “turns out” as well
@nickv12123 жыл бұрын
More like "yes and".
@gamer200023 жыл бұрын
*but then
@JayFFAFAlesanaES3 жыл бұрын
So, basically watch that drive-through scene from "Dude, Where's My Car?"
@odeleon243 жыл бұрын
Also “what”
@milesbowen94333 жыл бұрын
“In metal gear solid v, you play as venom snake” Yeah I wouldn’t go down that rabbit hole either.
@mr.battle203 жыл бұрын
Shame. If you understand what's really going on in MGSV, it's one of the best stories in the series. It's just a lot more subtle. Hint: Moby Dick and George Orwell's 1984.
@nightblade1783 жыл бұрын
@@mr.battle20 problem is all that story is reduced to bunch of audio tapes. Big boss actually speaks in the tapes (I know crazy 🤯).
@mothichorror4463 жыл бұрын
@@mr.battle20 ahh of course, Snake takes to reading some classic novels in between airlifting unconscious enemy soldiers
@EPIzen243 жыл бұрын
@@mr.battle20 It portrayed Big Boss's fall to the dark side in a way that none of us expected. Expecting him to kill a bunch of kids and threaten the world with nukes? Nah, already been done. Being Venom, being used and tossed aside by Big Boss after all that he's given for him, just like how America used The Boss, now that fucking hurts. Kaz said what I think alot of us were thinking in the post credits convo
@anti7hero2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how fractal life is in its recursion. In Mgs 3 The Boss is used by the US and sacrificed in its interests. In Mgs V Venom Snake is used by Big Boss and also discarded. In real life David Hayter (voice of snake and big boss) is similarly used and discarded.
@thehamster0520 Жыл бұрын
Ocelot revealing he was a Reverse Quadruple Agent is what did it for me
@KillerCam10205 жыл бұрын
U forgot the part where Snake is recruited to fight in Smash Update: I was honestly surprised Dunkey didn’t reply with “No u” 😂 but thanks for the likes 🙏🏼
@stevenbobbybills5 жыл бұрын
AND THEN THEY NERFED HIS ARSE FOR THE SEQUEL NOT METAPHORICALLY THEY ACTUALLY MADE HIS ARSE LESS POWERFUL
@testermonkey23045 жыл бұрын
remember that time dunkey beat sky in a smash 1 v 1?
@MaxPanic5 жыл бұрын
This reminds of that time Dunky beat Sky in Smash.
@krossi22145 жыл бұрын
AND THEN HE WAS TOP TEIR IN BRAWL. SAKURAI DIDN'T LIKE HOW GOOD HE WAS SO HE TOOK HIM OUT OF SMASH WHEN THEY MADE SMASH 4, BUT THE KEPT IN META KNIGHT. TURNS OUT SMASH ULTIMATE WAS IN DEVELOPMENT AND SNAKE NEVER LEFT SMASH AT ALL, ALSO HE HAS EYEPATCH.
@fyanmuhamad44415 жыл бұрын
He also forgot the part where Snake fought against Tigrex