Kingdom Hearts Explained

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@dorobokino
@dorobokino 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he took the time to mention the console for every game in the series that he mentioned, to subtly highlight how you originally needed every console in existence to play the whole Kingdom Hearts series
@obi--wan7181
@obi--wan7181 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@frisby7143
@frisby7143 3 жыл бұрын
Not even that lol
@naidaX11
@naidaX11 3 жыл бұрын
@bree walden; womanizer I mean, kingdom hearts x has been ported to a mobile game called Kingdom Hearts Union X which you can play now
@franciscomendez8314
@franciscomendez8314 3 жыл бұрын
@@naidaX11 umm... so about that...
@gappy3664
@gappy3664 3 жыл бұрын
or a rom and an alright pc
@DesignDoc
@DesignDoc 6 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that this is actually 95% accurate.
@EtraGames
@EtraGames 6 жыл бұрын
Design Doc tru that
@EtraGames
@EtraGames 6 жыл бұрын
Also love your channel mate!
@dansu9144
@dansu9144 6 жыл бұрын
Only?
@mcxim2426
@mcxim2426 6 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to comment, "Dunkey's explanation is actually 95% correct". You beat me to it I suppose. lol
@KidAL0
@KidAL0 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I knew that Pumba was the true villain
@brianbuz770
@brianbuz770 6 жыл бұрын
This series makes you really FEEL like a 4th clone of an imperfect replica of the main character who absorbed the soul of a previous character.
@Lazarus3737
@Lazarus3737 6 жыл бұрын
Absolute Mad Lad
@brianbuz770
@brianbuz770 6 жыл бұрын
Pasquale Dorsi That’s the theme of this video... WHAT.
@kentertainment9426
@kentertainment9426 4 жыл бұрын
The lecture when you miss class one day
@YellowpowR
@YellowpowR Жыл бұрын
You're comment's very weird in how it has to option to show more, when there's no more to show.
@Scottthebassplayer98
@Scottthebassplayer98 6 жыл бұрын
The plot is so ridiculous that even when Dunkey is being sarcastic, I don't notice it half the time.
@Faxanadu_
@Faxanadu_ 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, outside of the sarcasm bits, he actually puts it together pretty nicely
@leecrumpler77
@leecrumpler77 6 жыл бұрын
Scott thebassplayer I cant tell what is and isn’t real at all, guess that’s just how Japan be
@glumauig21
@glumauig21 6 жыл бұрын
So what happens with eeyore
@Arras01
@Arras01 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the vast majority of this isn't sarcasm
@jedahaw
@jedahaw 6 жыл бұрын
My head hurts.
@Holloww98
@Holloww98 6 жыл бұрын
There's only like two jokes in this video And that's why it's hilarious
@rainerwinkler6140
@rainerwinkler6140 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not even sure what the fucking jokes are
@Irisverse
@Irisverse 6 жыл бұрын
I'm getting the same feeling as his Takeshi's Challenge video, where he says the most ridiculous shit but it turns out that's the actual way to beat the game.
@Voodookillers
@Voodookillers 6 жыл бұрын
Rainer Winkler Pumba one, I guess??
@shadovvwolfie790
@shadovvwolfie790 6 жыл бұрын
Dream Sequence had by Tigger Pumba is the true antagonist. You know you have problems when your writing is so chaotic that I had to watch a Dunkey video 3 times to find all the jokes in it yet I still laughed as if they was all jokes.
@TheChansala
@TheChansala 6 жыл бұрын
The entire story is the joke
@BM03
@BM03 6 жыл бұрын
The really fucked up thing is that only like 10% if made up for the sake of comedy and the rest is intact because it's incredibly ridiculous as is.
@iii2524
@iii2524 6 жыл бұрын
Only the Tigger and Pumba bits were made up as far as I saw, the rest is actual storyline
@thepanis696
@thepanis696 6 жыл бұрын
More like 5% he only really got one thing wrong which was the x-blade and that keyblade Riku had which I can't find the name of he seemingly said it as though they were the same but they weren't
@SubscribersWithNoVideos-yc2nh
@SubscribersWithNoVideos-yc2nh 6 жыл бұрын
Still fun to play tho
@kingoftropes922
@kingoftropes922 6 жыл бұрын
Thats what makes me mad, anyone who doesn't know the series won't be able to tell the ridiculously stupid shit what Dunkey is making up fron the ridiculously stupid shit ACTUALLY happens and is true. Damnit, Nomura.
@thepanis696
@thepanis696 6 жыл бұрын
@@RDV333 I mean what stupid shit in particular? This was kinda like all the main stuff if you don't include ddd and kh 2
@jegusV3
@jegusV3 3 жыл бұрын
Here after the Smash announcement so i can learn who the hell Sora is. I understand everything now, thank you dunkey
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 3 жыл бұрын
And in part 2 dunkey will explain how sora got into Smash
@BitterTast3
@BitterTast3 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sonichero151 It takes place at the end of Chain of Memories when Sora is put to sleep.
@thecommonman9524
@thecommonman9524 3 жыл бұрын
@@BitterTast3 my personal thought is that it happens after he disappears at the end of KH3.
@kanyaebruh
@kanyaebruh 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sonichero151 you see, pluto-
@toastystroodles
@toastystroodles 3 жыл бұрын
Play the games they’re godlike
@Speculaas
@Speculaas 6 жыл бұрын
_It all makes sense now_
@anthonyb7836
@anthonyb7836 6 жыл бұрын
0/10 comment of the year is now a clone of the comment of the year, well done Pumbaa.
@commanderboreal1343
@commanderboreal1343 6 жыл бұрын
Ooooh yeah! Mmmhmmm ... yeah because of.. yeah of course IT ALL MAKES SSENSE NLS!!
@Antiformed
@Antiformed 6 жыл бұрын
The scary thing, like 80-85% of what he's saying is actually pretty accurate.
@jgrscar
@jgrscar 6 жыл бұрын
I know what I must do! *Jumps through the window*.
@Somersalsa
@Somersalsa 6 жыл бұрын
*Menu music starts playing
@kyronhibbert6202
@kyronhibbert6202 5 жыл бұрын
This might be a good spot to find some ingredients
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 5 жыл бұрын
Zijimiji Meehow Thank you for reminding me of that “mastahpace”. Seriously, great job.
@kyronhibbert6202
@kyronhibbert6202 5 жыл бұрын
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv no problem 👍
@QMS_Nameless
@QMS_Nameless 5 жыл бұрын
Kyron Hibbert Hey that looks like a lucky emblem
@somethingofascientist7084
@somethingofascientist7084 5 жыл бұрын
Gamerpie321 NO! never again
@Xigatron
@Xigatron 4 жыл бұрын
*I b e t c h a t h e r e s a l u c k y e m b l e m h e r e*
@thaiwin6173
@thaiwin6173 6 жыл бұрын
When the story is so ridiculous and convoluted that you can't tell if Dunky is playing you for satire or if this is the real deal.
@thundercharged1
@thundercharged1 6 жыл бұрын
Half and half.
@jesicky0418
@jesicky0418 6 жыл бұрын
most was pretty true lmao
@apickleonamission8961
@apickleonamission8961 6 жыл бұрын
He’s basically got it down though 😂
@PaulNgoXIII
@PaulNgoXIII 6 жыл бұрын
Off by quite a bit, but the convolutedness of the story still exists.
@Pastafari4
@Pastafari4 6 жыл бұрын
I thino it's obvious that Pumba was behind it all
@mesotolioma5089
@mesotolioma5089 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how would it feel to know that you were created by Mickey Mouse using a phone game
@rimehoarfrost3059
@rimehoarfrost3059 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I exist? To pass the butter Oh…
@KingOfElectricNinjas
@KingOfElectricNinjas 3 жыл бұрын
Would explain a lot really
@Nanitamochi
@Nanitamochi 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being simulation sora from the phone game and helping mickey to do everything he tells you to do and when he’s finished he just turns the game off and you die.
@Introbulus
@Introbulus 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nanitamochi Half-Life VR But the AI is Sora from Kingdom Hearts
@BigLonLife
@BigLonLife 6 жыл бұрын
Whats terrifying is how seamlessly some of the jokes were weaved into actual facts about the plot.
@Entro9
@Entro9 6 жыл бұрын
mike12724 as someone who knows nothing about kingdom hearts, I’m convinced
@andriypredmyrskyy7791
@andriypredmyrskyy7791 6 жыл бұрын
He goes "there are five soras" and then I was like "fuck no". Then I started counting them.
@Nikolodzi
@Nikolodzi 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that I've never even touched any of the games, or even had any remote knowledge about the franchise, had me so confused I couldn't stop laughing...
@TriplePalindromous
@TriplePalindromous 6 жыл бұрын
THERE WERE JOKES?!
@headhunter21711
@headhunter21711 6 жыл бұрын
Having never played any of the games (and never will), it was all so ridiculous, I genuinely couldn't tell most of the jokes from the actual "plot."
@QuartzIsAnOxide
@QuartzIsAnOxide 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he didin't event joke that much about the plot and the video came out hilarious anyway due to the sheer ridiculousness of it.
@nitaiginzburg8689
@nitaiginzburg8689 6 жыл бұрын
@@brando3342 like 90% of this is true.
@DIEGhostfish
@DIEGhostfish 6 жыл бұрын
The "That game was fake, it was a dream had by tigger" part, was that fake? Or was it an actual dream just had by someone other than tigger?
@joannawood7352
@joannawood7352 6 жыл бұрын
pretty much just anytime he mentions the Chi-blade (not keyblade, thats the ***type*** of weapon it is), he immediately makes something up afterwards, thats all the jokes in the entire script, also only one of the Xehanort clones was named Ansem
@nitaiginzburg8689
@nitaiginzburg8689 6 жыл бұрын
@@DIEGhostfish fake, but it those point out an issue where the games state different requirements to unlock kingdom hearts... One time it's the x-blade and another time it's gather all 7 pure hearts
@sulindranusantara3457
@sulindranusantara3457 6 жыл бұрын
Because donkey live with that.... i can feel it...... Because I'm to 😂😂🙌😂 lol
@Iceman-wx6oo
@Iceman-wx6oo 6 жыл бұрын
My Kingdom Hearts obsessed friend told me its almost entirely correct, which makes this video even funnier.
@asdaz0r
@asdaz0r 6 жыл бұрын
it's not though, people just like to meme about KH's story.
@UnashamedlyHentai
@UnashamedlyHentai 6 жыл бұрын
@2BecomeOne Others here seem to disagree with you. I've only played the 2 core games, and it's not off by much from that perspective.
@asdaz0r
@asdaz0r 6 жыл бұрын
The video has 11k comments, i doubt even half of them have played the entire series. "LMAO THE STORY IS SOOO CONFUSING" is a meme and this video is building up on that meme so people are hopping on the bandwagon because most of them haven't played the games. He got some things right on purpose so most people will get them and then threw a bunch of intentionally confusing non-true shit in there to make it seem like this parody is funny but actually based on the truth. It's not, there are many mistakes in the vid and lots of false things, yet people believe them completely because "yeah it's possible, it's KH after all". For example saying Ventus is one half of a powerful keyblade is completely wrong and "Xemnas is actually Ansem and both of them are xehanort clones" is also bullshit as they are 2 separate beings that spawned from Xehanort when he died. All in all Donkey is on purpose making the story sound even more retarded than it already is and people are all like "YEAH that's how stupid the story is, 4 REALZ dude trust me" just to meme about it.
@c.q.32
@c.q.32 6 жыл бұрын
@@asdaz0r Dude they're Xehanort clones. They may have spawned from different means but they're both related to Xehanort in the end.
@asdaz0r
@asdaz0r 6 жыл бұрын
A clone is the same exact being as you, nobodies and heartless are separate beings with their very own personality and goals. Just because Xemnas and Ansem decided to team up with Xehanort doesn't mean they're clones of him. The closest thing to a clone the series had is Replica Riku and Xion. Nobodies are not clones and calling them as such dumbs down the story and makes it sound stupid as fuck. Getting norted doesn't make you a clone either, Braig isn't a Xehanort clone, Aqua isn't a Xehanort clone etc. They are vessels for Xehanort to insert himself into but they haven't completely become Xehanort yet as they retain their personalities and memories. Sora isn't a Ventus clone just because he has Ven's heart inside him.
@tanyifan4261
@tanyifan4261 3 жыл бұрын
This was the video that sent me down a habit hole of Kingdom Heart lore. I had to check it out when people said that there are only 2 jokes. After like a few hours, I can now confirm yeah this is it, outside of the 2 jokes and some made-up names (like there is a time traveling young xehanort, just that he isn't called xenodouglas), it's all accurate. Truly a masterpiece of a video.
@zkme2734
@zkme2734 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the two jokes where pumba and egore
@smashlloyd20
@smashlloyd20 2 жыл бұрын
"there is a time traveling young xehanort, just that he isn't called xenodouglas." I love everything about this sentence.
@thekaz5225
@thekaz5225 2 жыл бұрын
True that. DS lore is straight forward af compared to Kingdom Hearts.
@Aethereality
@Aethereality Жыл бұрын
I actually was about to google to see if there was a Xenodouglas LMAO. Dunkey always gets me with his antics
@kiffley
@kiffley Жыл бұрын
there are literally only 3 inaccuracies I could see. which are, Xenodouglas, Terra is possessed before the start of birth by sleep. And the box is opened with the x blade.
@jocularsolid
@jocularsolid 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a parody, but i watched a 45 minute explaination of the plot and came away with the same knowledge i had gotten from this video
@619airforce
@619airforce 5 жыл бұрын
Aside from dunks couple of jokes this is actually really accurate
@infinityzombi6287
@infinityzombi6287 5 жыл бұрын
Proof that everyone else waisted their time and could explain it in a short length if they didn't think about the story.
@josuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu1780
@josuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu1780 5 жыл бұрын
probably around 2 jokes
@fishfishrun1207
@fishfishrun1207 5 жыл бұрын
I think he just filled in the gaps with humor when he couldn’t find an answer
@fishfishrun1207
@fishfishrun1207 5 жыл бұрын
Noah uh oh we have a kingdome hearts nerd over here!
@DirtyVik
@DirtyVik 6 жыл бұрын
I love how it's so ridiculous that you can't tell the bullshit from the actual story. Also, he ended the video with a donkey.
@jedicraftmaster2426
@jedicraftmaster2426 6 жыл бұрын
*CLAP CLAP* "meme review"
@DeusEx3
@DeusEx3 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao I seriously missed the last part. I just like Eeyore. Had to Google the name 20 times tho
@turdnugget69ify
@turdnugget69ify 6 жыл бұрын
what kind of Hideo kojima bullshit...
@JordanM769
@JordanM769 6 жыл бұрын
This video is a solid 90% accurate though, maybe 95
@brunkosproogle5046
@brunkosproogle5046 6 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that Haha
@sethusk
@sethusk 6 жыл бұрын
Never played any of the Kingdom Hearts games, so I appreciate this easy to understand rundown. You've done it again Dunkey!
@lawdex5484
@lawdex5484 6 жыл бұрын
yh he wasn't right lol
@alexherrick9256
@alexherrick9256 6 жыл бұрын
Law Dex woooosh
@Thomaskh7
@Thomaskh7 6 жыл бұрын
There was a lot of joking in it..but he wasn't really wrong lmao
@bigperm2276
@bigperm2276 2 жыл бұрын
I know this comment 3 years old.but look up "a good enough summary of kingdom hearts" that video is hysterical
@sethusk
@sethusk 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigperm2276 I'll watch it tonight. :)
@zachiswack8007
@zachiswack8007 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the only two inaccurate parts were bbs being a tigger fever dream and pumba being the master of masters
@li-limandragon9287
@li-limandragon9287 2 жыл бұрын
Nomura *wishes* he’d thought of Tigger and Pumba bits.
@TheREALCarmenR
@TheREALCarmenR 11 ай бұрын
Sometimes, I wish bbs was a Tigger fever dream.
@LtLabcoat
@LtLabcoat 10 ай бұрын
Well, that, and there's nobody called Xenonort.
@CanonessEllinor
@CanonessEllinor 9 ай бұрын
You can tell it’s fake because Disney characters aren’t allowed to do anything important in Kingdom Hearts.
@BeardedHeroThe
@BeardedHeroThe 6 ай бұрын
@@CanonessEllinor Well their cartoon duck did cast a world ending spell to kill one dude.
@BasedReda
@BasedReda 6 жыл бұрын
When Dunkey makes a video on Kingdom Hearts that is 95% the actual story and 5% Dunkey Comedy, and it's *still* super entertaining, you know its good.
@caldadextra2063
@caldadextra2063 6 жыл бұрын
I love the end, where he basically just gives up and says the master is Pumba
@Patterrz
@Patterrz 6 жыл бұрын
I've never played a Kingdom Herats game so thanks for making this easy to understand overview! :] I can't wait to impress all my friends with my new knowledge
@Crazelord91
@Crazelord91 6 жыл бұрын
He does add a few fake things lol
@majintv24
@majintv24 6 жыл бұрын
It's the whitest man on the planet commenting on the blackest man's video... now that's how you do unity
@XiJingLean
@XiJingLean 6 жыл бұрын
@@majintv24 Y know hes white?
@HannachiMariachi
@HannachiMariachi 6 жыл бұрын
@@XiJingLean duh, he just called him "the whitest man"
@konnermorris1753
@konnermorris1753 6 жыл бұрын
@@Crazelord91 Whatta talking about. This is pretty much the entire story.
@LoDaFTA
@LoDaFTA 6 жыл бұрын
I never gave a second thought about Kingdom Hearts story line before, so I knew basically nothing about the game, and somehow, after watching this video, I know even less. Thanks Dark Souls.
@Sinking_
@Sinking_ 6 жыл бұрын
Lorran Davi Azarany the more you know, the more you know you don't know
@jopdancing7320
@jopdancing7320 6 жыл бұрын
I on the other hand never bothered to watch the cutscenes seriously kingdom hearts 2 has 13 hours of cutscenes 13 hours!!!!
@bunnychama5261
@bunnychama5261 2 жыл бұрын
worth mentioning that the χ-blade is the greek letter χ, which is basically pronounced "key," so the only way you can tell whether xehanort is talking about A keyblade or THE χ-blade is by reading the subtitles
@UnculturedSwineStudios
@UnculturedSwineStudios 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, this was so much simpler than just thinking of it as that one game with Disney characters
@BIZaGoten
@BIZaGoten 6 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment, thanks Mr.Pig.
@someguy1795
@someguy1795 5 жыл бұрын
Jokes in this vid 1.Tigger’s dream sequence 2. Master pumba That’s about it.....
@mighty_zero
@mighty_zero 5 жыл бұрын
Sith lord tho
@night00glider
@night00glider 5 жыл бұрын
I know about the pumba, but I couldn’t remember about Tiger, I thought I forgot hahaha
@HealingVoice39
@HealingVoice39 5 жыл бұрын
3. This entire lore
@hujhujsson
@hujhujsson 5 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts Explained: Explained
@who3730
@who3730 5 жыл бұрын
Also Xenodouglas
@upwarddig3542
@upwarddig3542 6 жыл бұрын
this 4 minute video felt like a 30 minute documentary
@bluebloodcell9420
@bluebloodcell9420 6 жыл бұрын
Same. I'm leaving, forget this game.
@avithanigam683
@avithanigam683 6 жыл бұрын
You can’t leave yet. There’s one month to go!
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 6 жыл бұрын
Four days now, babeh!
@jmbermea
@jmbermea 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched a 30-minute video explaining the lore in more detail then immediately watched this video afterwards. Dunkey really isn’t that far off lol
@brreezy421
@brreezy421 5 жыл бұрын
@@jmbermea He throws in a few jokes and glances over some things, but it's pretty much 90% right
@nica1559
@nica1559 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who's never touched Kingdom Hearts before this honestly sounds like a fever dream
@IcyDiamond
@IcyDiamond 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@sushisashimi8320
@sushisashimi8320 3 жыл бұрын
That's because it is a fever dream
@requiem165
@requiem165 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@maryz9319
@maryz9319 3 жыл бұрын
Yea that tracks
@adi4748
@adi4748 2 жыл бұрын
A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream.
@xiangweihuang4689
@xiangweihuang4689 6 жыл бұрын
**final fantasy** dunkey jokes about plot and the video is sarcastic. **kingdom hearts** dunkey talks about plot honestly and the video is sarcastic.
@xenobestx8423
@xenobestx8423 6 жыл бұрын
*I don’t get it.*
@LiteralKiller
@LiteralKiller 6 жыл бұрын
@@xenobestx8423 he actually told the plot spot on but it went haywire at the ending
@MelaninSenpai
@MelaninSenpai 6 жыл бұрын
I make KH Sampled beats! I promise you won't be disappointed !
@TheJangodarkblade
@TheJangodarkblade 6 жыл бұрын
The end is when things went haywire??? Because it seemed indistinguishable from the rest
@Manwoker
@Manwoker 6 жыл бұрын
...that was actually the plot? What the hell?
@Rycluse
@Rycluse 5 жыл бұрын
It honestly blows my mind what a simple yet brilliant idea this video is. To have the biggest shitposter of a youtuber give a completely straight recap of KH, making it sound like he's making it up off the top of his head to the layman... it's just incredible.
@dagg497
@dagg497 4 жыл бұрын
Uhm Dunkey is not a shitposter. He does actual vomedic content with a lot of hard work, timed and cut game sequences to line up the punchlines. A shitposter is Pewdiepie, that just throws homself into another stale everyday episode, steals ideas for others and have zero preparation!!
@rexailos475
@rexailos475 4 жыл бұрын
@@shell8209 He's talkin shit about Pewdiepie, not Dunkey
@klimychbarin
@klimychbarin 3 жыл бұрын
>the biggest shitposter of a youtuber But he isn't SsethTzeentach
@benjiusofficial
@benjiusofficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@klimychbarin Hey hey another man of culture. Also, dunk clearly is a shitposter. Everyone is. And, if you think you or someone else is not, then you need to lurk moar.
@gohomecherita6759
@gohomecherita6759 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjiusofficial yeah but dunkeys shit is well seasoned and marinated. He knows he's taking a shit and that's why he's so revered. Dunkeys culture bro. Dunkeys fucking culture as fuck.
@Photonicc
@Photonicc 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gunna need a flow chart on this one mah dude
@gothicbbmelvin
@gothicbbmelvin 6 жыл бұрын
check twitter
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t play kingdom hearts, but even I can agree the plot is rather ludicrous.
@350slider
@350slider 6 жыл бұрын
Complete with a PowerPoint presentation.
@ThunderJimmy
@ThunderJimmy 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t get me started on this, let’s talk about the flow chart timeline for FNAF my dudes... See what i mean, it’s insane to keep up with, but a good mystery until the end.
@napo1803
@napo1803 6 жыл бұрын
The mobile game is part of the plot and lore. Square wants Kingdom Hearts to become a religion at this point.
@oldankygreens6145
@oldankygreens6145 4 жыл бұрын
Something to be said for a series where I can watch an recap of the entire thing and still not consider it 'spoiled'
@potatochicko
@potatochicko 5 жыл бұрын
“Turns out, Sora’s friend, Riku, is actually possessed by Ansem, who is actually Xehanort who got transformed into a shadow man 300 years ago. Not to be confused with Ansem the Wise, who was a different guy and he’s dead now, but not actually.” the more you read this the more questions you have
@keystrix3704
@keystrix3704 5 жыл бұрын
It oddly makes more sense than following it all through the game itself.
@a_boring_male
@a_boring_male 4 жыл бұрын
I felt like a read a Wattpad fanfiction....
@SomeFreakingCactus
@SomeFreakingCactus 4 жыл бұрын
Master Xehanort ‘norts a dude named Terra, but gets his memory wiped and later becomes Ansem the Wise’s apprentice. Young Xehanort kills himself, making (evil) Ansem. (evil) Ansem possesses Riku for a hot second.
@saifuusuri
@saifuusuri 4 жыл бұрын
I only have one question DONALD DUCK?!?
@cgd07
@cgd07 4 жыл бұрын
If you follow the lore it actually make sense, just tad confusing
@Berd
@Berd 6 жыл бұрын
turns out, EEYORE.
@posadistpossum
@posadistpossum 6 жыл бұрын
hey dad
@buqqub
@buqqub 6 жыл бұрын
Fuk u berd
@tonychavez2228
@tonychavez2228 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, I found smn
@7Zealot
@7Zealot 6 жыл бұрын
I KNEW it.
@Sejf_
@Sejf_ 6 жыл бұрын
pizza roll
@Abiscuitagain
@Abiscuitagain 6 жыл бұрын
The hardest part of being a kingdom hearts fan is having to admit how much of this is actually the plot.
@roberttang9908
@roberttang9908 6 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the first game and how the heartless were the main enemies, its good to know that none of the first game mattered anyways
@thexpurt
@thexpurt 6 жыл бұрын
Robert Tang :( it's true...
@pnutz_2
@pnutz_2 6 жыл бұрын
it's true....all of it...
@SolarDragon007
@SolarDragon007 6 жыл бұрын
That's why I stopped being a Kingdom Hearts fan years ago. The story went to absolute shit.
@coletm7146
@coletm7146 3 жыл бұрын
Damn this Sora person would make a good smash character
@ramenwithaliens5431
@ramenwithaliens5431 3 жыл бұрын
Lol💀
@utopes
@utopes 3 жыл бұрын
He’s never getting in lol, you know the rights Sakurai would have to get for that?
@AangDknight
@AangDknight 3 жыл бұрын
@@utopes 🤦‍♂️
@swifttecxeno
@swifttecxeno 3 жыл бұрын
@@utopes this aged fantastically
@liamfunnyman6965
@liamfunnyman6965 3 жыл бұрын
@@utopes Yeah, about that...
@PizzaDad
@PizzaDad 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who's played almost all the games and has done hours and hours of researching and looking through theories/explanations........ ......this sounds about right.
@Lazyguy143
@Lazyguy143 6 жыл бұрын
Final boss of kingdom hearts three. Pooh bear: oh bother looks like you finally figured it out sora
@danielbare6063
@danielbare6063 6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@rushda96
@rushda96 6 жыл бұрын
@@SlickAndroid94 this is the greatest comment I've ever read
@slamjamcentral
@slamjamcentral 6 жыл бұрын
Dont have a PS4 - never played Kingdom Hearts. I would instantly buy it if that was the ending
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 6 жыл бұрын
It was the emperor of China all along, I KNEW IT!
@SerRompalot
@SerRompalot 6 жыл бұрын
... And then Pooh Bear unleashes the People's Liberation Army upon Kingdom Hearts.
@marche800
@marche800 6 жыл бұрын
The fucked up part is that this is a completely legitimately summary of the Kingdom Hearts plot so far.8
@TheTheThe_
@TheTheThe_ 6 жыл бұрын
8
@jedahaw
@jedahaw 6 жыл бұрын
@Look Dad, No Hands So the Eeyore and Pumba part is legit?
@WH250398
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
*completely legitimately summary*
@marche800
@marche800 6 жыл бұрын
@@jedahaw Absolutely.
@marche800
@marche800 6 жыл бұрын
@@MrRomanrin Majority of the points that he hits are legit.
@Grundleburger
@Grundleburger 4 жыл бұрын
1:37 “seeks to control him from within his own arm” nice MGS reference
@DarkHeroCC
@DarkHeroCC 6 жыл бұрын
It's impressive that 99% of this is accurate!
@matiasbonta7829
@matiasbonta7829 6 жыл бұрын
What is the other 1%
@miko_gawronski
@miko_gawronski 6 жыл бұрын
the pumba part is the 1%
@epicls6576
@epicls6576 6 жыл бұрын
Love your vids darkhero
@helmutstein1178
@helmutstein1178 6 жыл бұрын
@@miko_gawronski impossible
@MagnusDoes
@MagnusDoes 6 жыл бұрын
you kidding!?!? pumba is the ultimate commander of darkness using it to destroy everything sora, no, everyone holds dear. The last word everyone will hear before oblivion is "hakuna...... matata......."
@natendo1987
@natendo1987 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Fonsly, I actually understand Chingo Darts now
@tgrappin1
@tgrappin1 6 жыл бұрын
Mango quarks is such a great game
@satanicchocobo9705
@satanicchocobo9705 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Darts in his "top 100 donkey", ya dingus
@xx.danjor
@xx.danjor 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine pitching this to an executive board
@Dimitri88888888
@Dimitri88888888 6 жыл бұрын
Best joke
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 6 жыл бұрын
He just yells at a chalkboard with zigzags.
@ducktiekz
@ducktiekz 6 жыл бұрын
And then guy stands in front of an empty board like "So you see? It is that simple"
@sodathejunker
@sodathejunker 6 жыл бұрын
See you joke about it, but clearly it worked lmao
@lastkeymusic
@lastkeymusic 6 жыл бұрын
"SOLD!"
@anone.mousse674
@anone.mousse674 2 жыл бұрын
How to make the ending line up with KH3: "Xehanort is completely bodied by the power of Sora's friendships, but he kills Kairi in the process. In a last-ditch desperation, Sora goes into the past of his final battle and controls his friends to rescue her soul. But this angers Tabuu from Smash Brothers the Subspace Emissary, and as punishment, Sora is banished to a new world, which is, in fact, a ripoff of Final Fantasy XV. You see, it turns out, Rex and Hamm-"
@ShenCobra
@ShenCobra 6 жыл бұрын
After watching this I can conclude: Kingdom hearts really makes you *feel* like Sora
@mariosonicboom123
@mariosonicboom123 6 жыл бұрын
Which one
@ShenCobra
@ShenCobra 6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit u right, all of them I guess
@Vu1turEMaN
@Vu1turEMaN 6 жыл бұрын
A cloned, watered-down copy of the original which is likely just following the classic stand alone complex pattern....so developers can make money and have a big twist at the end? DUE TO BUBBA'S TRICK
@ernestomorales5701
@ernestomorales5701 6 жыл бұрын
But, does it make you feel like "Kingdom Hearts"?
@jimmnycastle8955
@jimmnycastle8955 6 жыл бұрын
Uhh wrong, it makes you feel like Kingdom Hearts
@user-pp3ur9wt7x
@user-pp3ur9wt7x 6 жыл бұрын
There are only 5 jokes. Six, if you count this games actual lore.
@Chase-mp9zt
@Chase-mp9zt 6 жыл бұрын
What are the 5 jokes
@hughmungus6221
@hughmungus6221 6 жыл бұрын
A. youre a hero i will never forget you for analyzing this video and actually putting in the effort to say what was a joke vs what wasnt
@luketerry3635
@luketerry3635 5 жыл бұрын
A. 13 jokes *oof*
@angrytwxgaming8423
@angrytwxgaming8423 5 жыл бұрын
@A. yknow what's funny about the light vs dark. Its such a ff theme. Like I know this game is literally ff + Disney. But it's crazy how often they use light vs dark (literally I mean not figuratively. Many use light and dark to distinguish good and evil but in ff it's literally light vs dark.) And still make it interesting when they use it. FFXIV for example.. right now in the story due to certain events the exact opposite is happening. There is to much light and not enough dark so the world's falling apart. We're becoming the bad guys by being good.
@Drizzekh
@Drizzekh 5 жыл бұрын
The jokes write themselves, no need for innovation
@TheAMaazing
@TheAMaazing 6 жыл бұрын
Wait until the new world in KH3, where Sora walks around the world of KNACK!
@JustCraftItNow
@JustCraftItNow 6 жыл бұрын
TheAMaazing KNACK 2 BABY!!
@carnibug
@carnibug 6 жыл бұрын
yeah the game really makes you FEEL like sora
@nicolas2328
@nicolas2328 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine Sora walking in the World of KNACK 2 BABEEEEEEE!!!!
@xawesome1992x
@xawesome1992x 6 жыл бұрын
@@carnibug the game really makes you FEEL like Kingdom Hearts
@notimetoexplain8063
@notimetoexplain8063 6 жыл бұрын
I mean we did see Sora have a command style-like thing where he uses ice blades it must mean.....ICE KNACK IS BACK BABIEEEEEE
@zaammy3584
@zaammy3584 2 жыл бұрын
“This is like trying to understand story design at Tetsuya Nimura’s house” -Gexuya Nimura
@li-limandragon9287
@li-limandragon9287 2 жыл бұрын
While it is easy to to blame Nomura for how horribly convoluted the story is, worth noting Kingdom Hearts was actually gonna have simple plot originally but Hironobu Sakaguchi told Nomura KH would fail if it wasn’t complex as a Final Fantasy game. Took his advice waaaaaay to far though.
@beachturkey7643
@beachturkey7643 6 жыл бұрын
then it turns out the whole Kingdom Hearts franchise is actually an ad for the new Winnie the Pooh movie
@GoffCool
@GoffCool 6 жыл бұрын
Well they are incredibly late for that.
@Wolfflow500
@Wolfflow500 6 жыл бұрын
"Blood is sweeter than honey" -Jaboody dubs as Pooh
@Johnny_64
@Johnny_64 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, it turns out - EEYORE
@Gamecubegal
@Gamecubegal 5 жыл бұрын
it better be
@Invader19x
@Invader19x 5 жыл бұрын
Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby 2!
@DrShaym
@DrShaym 6 жыл бұрын
I've never played any of these games, and I honestly can't tell if he's making this shit up.
@hichaelmartline
@hichaelmartline 6 жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel any better, I have played at least 50% of these games & can't tell either
@nepnep1149
@nepnep1149 6 жыл бұрын
No joke it’s all true
@oxygemmusic1056
@oxygemmusic1056 6 жыл бұрын
Except a few jokes like the pumba one it's all real
@tacticalgengar420
@tacticalgengar420 6 жыл бұрын
It’s all facts
@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 6 жыл бұрын
Except the Pumbaa joke .. Its all real .. This is actually the story of Kingdom Hearts so far. A game where Disney characters meet with final fantasy characters has one of the most confusing stories ever made. And thats whats really the joke.
@browk2512
@browk2512 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom hearts fans who don't know dunkey will watch this video and be like. I thought this guy was funny. This is just the plot of a videogame.
@Kingdom850
@Kingdom850 6 жыл бұрын
wrong
@BrandonDoran00
@BrandonDoran00 6 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't know dondis?
@Kingdom850
@Kingdom850 6 жыл бұрын
@tanukihat but I think dunkey is funny. So, once again, wrong.
@SC-ce3vp
@SC-ce3vp 6 жыл бұрын
You could literally replace darkness with anything and it would still make sense
@theclockworkartist
@theclockworkartist 6 жыл бұрын
As a kingdom hearts fan, this is 100% true
@agamenmmon7210
@agamenmmon7210 4 жыл бұрын
You know the franchise is fucked up when you realize that Dunk isn't joking about one being called "358/2 days"
@TheCreepyLantern
@TheCreepyLantern Жыл бұрын
so do i have to play the first 357/2 games to get what's going on in that one?
@user-be3qc7re9o
@user-be3qc7re9o Жыл бұрын
​@@TheCreepyLantern You need to play it to understand Kingdom Hearts 2.
@bluejay21.
@bluejay21. Жыл бұрын
When in reality, no joke, the actual pronunciation of that game is "Kingdom Hearts: 358 Days over 2" Because the story focuses on Roxas and Xion, both versions of Sora. Make sense?
@emilystewart6175
@emilystewart6175 Жыл бұрын
Honestly Dunkey doesn't need to say any of the game titles wrong cos they're already a joke enough as it is😊
@schorltourmaline4521
@schorltourmaline4521 6 жыл бұрын
The sad part of this is that there is more correct information here than fake.
@coffeeandhoots3712
@coffeeandhoots3712 6 жыл бұрын
I knew it was Puumba all along
@andrualton3399
@andrualton3399 6 жыл бұрын
I seriously couldn't tell if this was all a joke or not
@Rotem_S
@Rotem_S 6 жыл бұрын
Schorl Tourmaline what do you mean, it's all true
@BiggBossChanel
@BiggBossChanel 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he actually nailed most of what he joked about
@OldMemesDieHard
@OldMemesDieHard 6 жыл бұрын
WreckerzK5 10 it’s half and half
@Sin00b
@Sin00b 5 жыл бұрын
omfg I can't believe that 358/2 days is actually a thing, I thought he just photoshopped it cause they all have funny ass names
@flugelblarghen
@flugelblarghen 5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy... did no one tell you about Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by sleep - A fragmentary passage? I'm not even slightly joking
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 5 жыл бұрын
@@flugelblarghen Final chapter prologue?
@thenotoriousmichaeljackson8938
@thenotoriousmichaeljackson8938 5 жыл бұрын
flugelblarghen LMAOOOO
@FlamingZelda3
@FlamingZelda3 5 жыл бұрын
Bro, the only thing in this video he made up was when he said one of the games was Tiger's dream. everything else is 100% legit.
@indavalucazo3277
@indavalucazo3277 5 жыл бұрын
@@FlamingZelda3 So pumba IS the master?
@NicoB
@NicoB 6 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly accurate...
@gbrincks
@gbrincks 6 жыл бұрын
And the parts that weren't might as well be.
@EvyDevy
@EvyDevy 6 жыл бұрын
Oh wow! Didnt expect the KH king of picky penguins to be here. Youre lucky this didnt spoilers aside that Pumba is the main antagonist. Love your vids!
@KatsuImagitian
@KatsuImagitian 6 жыл бұрын
We shall go together as one with the KH trash Nico.
@ticktockbam
@ticktockbam 6 жыл бұрын
How lmao.
@unknowngirl2714
@unknowngirl2714 6 жыл бұрын
NicoB This showed up in your recommended too, huh Nico?
@izzyfrizzy8456
@izzyfrizzy8456 3 жыл бұрын
Dunkey: "He's dead now, but not actually" KIngdom Hearts Characters in a nutshell...
@yugijak
@yugijak 6 жыл бұрын
I...I was expecting this to be a joke. Not a serious explanation. What's really twisted is that this in and of itself is comedic enough. Which is also really sad.
@mocass4530
@mocass4530 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, this is serious? I don't know anything about KH, so I assumed he was just bullshitting.
@Accolade1901
@Accolade1901 6 жыл бұрын
95% of this is accurate.
@TitaniumDragon
@TitaniumDragon 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts does not, in fact, make any sense. There are some jokes in here but most of it is approximately accurate.
@Jalushun
@Jalushun 6 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy! How've ya been!
@BlazeLibra
@BlazeLibra 6 жыл бұрын
are you telling me this isn't a joke
@Liiineeepiiieeeceee
@Liiineeepiiieeeceee 6 жыл бұрын
The madman has actually done the unthinkable and flawlessly summerised a corporate clusterfuck
@ekttefnedyarb1356
@ekttefnedyarb1356 6 жыл бұрын
Well said
@lumpybrain1
@lumpybrain1 6 жыл бұрын
"Ahaha, dude, you gotta check out this kingdom hearts fake video" "... What do you mean none of those games are made up"
@SATURN16020
@SATURN16020 6 жыл бұрын
Aren't most fictional video games?
@qfrostbite5041
@qfrostbite5041 6 жыл бұрын
You know what he meant
@Ms.Anonymous
@Ms.Anonymous 4 жыл бұрын
The best joke about this video was the lack of jokes Sometimes in life something is so unbelievably hilariously stupid and in this case confusing that even a master comedian as Dunkey need not make a crude joke of it It does it itself
@lukeskywalker987
@lukeskywalker987 3 жыл бұрын
When someone tries to out-crazy Kingdom hearts Nomura gets an alert and immediately starts working on another game.
@Felixman128
@Felixman128 2 жыл бұрын
The jokes right themselves
@Zumwar
@Zumwar 6 жыл бұрын
Oh I seeeeeee. This really helped me for KH3. Thanks Dunkey, I can always rely on you.
@theshizlet1
@theshizlet1 5 жыл бұрын
@phantomwill052 He probably is considering the fact that almost everything dunkey said in the video is all true.. I fucking hate the writing of this series, but I love the concept
@dinoboykyle
@dinoboykyle 6 жыл бұрын
I hate how close this was to the actual continuous story. It's not even that far off. Great video made me snort several times!
@Ahnock
@Ahnock 6 жыл бұрын
xenosnort
@jesusiscool21
@jesusiscool21 6 жыл бұрын
@@Ahnock you deserve more likes
@Cosmic-Turtle
@Cosmic-Turtle 6 жыл бұрын
You snorted? Take the s away and now you're norted.
@CriticalNobody
@CriticalNobody 6 жыл бұрын
If this sounds like utter nonsense to you then congratulations, you’re in the same boat as everyone else. And yes, that includes Kingdom Hearts fans.
@arogon8797
@arogon8797 6 жыл бұрын
Being a Kingdom Hearts fan myself, I can confirm this statement
@dramaexterminatus
@dramaexterminatus 6 жыл бұрын
Alright then.
@arosbastion7052
@arosbastion7052 6 жыл бұрын
not really. Story isn't hard to follow if you use your brain lol
@dmansuperich2800
@dmansuperich2800 6 жыл бұрын
@@arosbastion7052 Yeah I used my brain to figure out Dumbo is actually controlling Pumba
@SUPERLINKX2
@SUPERLINKX2 6 жыл бұрын
yep, im so lost when it comes to the story. its a fun game though
@guynamedrobin
@guynamedrobin 2 жыл бұрын
The fact this was easier to understand than the real kh plot says something about the kh writers
@No_Sleepee
@No_Sleepee 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's that they suck at writing anything that isn't Final Fantasy 7 with a new coat of paint.
@lukasruston8618
@lukasruston8618 Жыл бұрын
@@No_Sleepee It's a lot easier to understand if you play the games the order that they were released in, it's a pain in the ass to watch them in chronological order because the order they are released in slowly but surely gets you used to all of the rules of the universe... meanwhile jumping straight into Union Cross which expects you to know literally every other game up to that point can be a bit of a headache.
@Nyzer_
@Nyzer_ Жыл бұрын
@@lukasruston8618 Yes and no. The writing quality peaks in CoM and then slowly rolls downhill for a bit until it drops off the edge of a cliff with DDD & KH3. Not only are lots of plot points explained less and less coherently as time goes on, but there are also lots of 100% unnecessary plot points such as the Ansem identity theft and the concept of Norting that SOUND cool and important when first introduced, but can not only be ignored, actually add to the general confusion, and not in a good way.
@lukasruston8618
@lukasruston8618 Жыл бұрын
@@Nyzer_ Hey, I never said how good it was because that's all up to personal opinion, my opinion is that it's amazing (not so much from a story-telling point but just experiencing all the twists and turns is really entertaining for me). I only said that it's less confusing if you play the games in order... I never said it WASN'T confusing, just less so. Some people try to learn the story in chronological order and if you do that, you play/watch Union X first which has basically EVERYTHING from the rest of the series; Data worlds, Time Travel, Masters, characters transferring their hearts into other characters, etc. The intended order is less confusing... it's still confusing as hell at some points... just much less so than the chronological order.
@Nyzer_
@Nyzer_ Жыл бұрын
@@lukasruston8618 What I mean is that it's easier to understand up to a point. But some folks did experience it all in more or less release order and still ended up confused by some parts. That's why I said yes *and* no.
@24FramesOfNick
@24FramesOfNick 6 жыл бұрын
At least High School Musical 2 has a simpler plot
@KnightSlasher
@KnightSlasher 6 жыл бұрын
High School musical is gay
@jamesreed7165
@jamesreed7165 6 жыл бұрын
also a gay romance.
@prestonstauffer2292
@prestonstauffer2292 6 жыл бұрын
that’s true
@cheeseburgah563
@cheeseburgah563 6 жыл бұрын
You know i been thinking it over. High school musical 1 was better
@kinghadbar
@kinghadbar 6 жыл бұрын
24 Frames Of Nick He had a taste of the rich life, and almost forgot the value of poor friends.
@Crazelord91
@Crazelord91 6 жыл бұрын
To all those non KH fans, here's a list of the few things Dunkey made up: 1) Some character and area names 2) The cause of the keyblade war (kind of) 3) How anything in X Back Cover could be described as "making sense" 4) Birth by Sleep being Tigger's Dream 5) Pumba being the main anatoginist (but who knows what KH3 will reveal) ...And that's it. Maybe 1% of the video. For better or worse the rest is a fairly accurate summary of the plot...
@DylanBelievesInTheNet
@DylanBelievesInTheNet 6 жыл бұрын
I still refuse to believe that Kingdom Hearts is not fucking with me
@benjiusofficial
@benjiusofficial 6 жыл бұрын
Either you are full of shit or this games' story is some Shadow-Moses shit.
@breakfastCommodore
@breakfastCommodore 6 жыл бұрын
@@benjiusofficial there's a few parts where dunkey is dunkey but it's surprisingly accurate otherwise
@Crazelord91
@Crazelord91 6 жыл бұрын
@@benjiusofficial not sure what Shadow Moses is, but this is legit. Play the games or look up any summary of them. They're great games with a weird story
@Astraldymensions
@Astraldymensions 6 жыл бұрын
@@Crazelord91 Someone needs to play Metal Gear Solid I see
@MapleMilk
@MapleMilk 6 жыл бұрын
I love how one of Dinky's funniest videos is just him describing the game series Kingdom Hearts almost completely factually and without added humor. Kingdom Hearts, everyone.
@MapleMilk
@MapleMilk 6 жыл бұрын
@@StompigatesYT Yeah you're right. Bookworm Adventures had me actually rolling on the floor unable to breathe, it was so funny
@ethan2628
@ethan2628 6 жыл бұрын
Dinky...
@krusher181
@krusher181 6 жыл бұрын
Without added humour? Did we watch the same video?
@krusher181
@krusher181 6 жыл бұрын
Crystalism This is one of his funniest recent videos, easily. This shits so fast paced and has no bad jokes. Yeah, gatekeep KZbin video game comedy content if it suits ya.
@kennethgaleano257
@kennethgaleano257 6 жыл бұрын
You mean to tell me that Pumba really is the main antagonist? 😂
@blackknight9156
@blackknight9156 2 жыл бұрын
I love how dunkey didn't need to make a single joke because the entirety of the KH franchise already is
@FireStarJutsu
@FireStarJutsu Жыл бұрын
BBS being Tigers' fever dream? Pumba being the final villain? Oh come on, they were funny...
@sgtpancakes450
@sgtpancakes450 6 жыл бұрын
The worst part is I can't tell what is and what isn't satire
@jumppy1458
@jumppy1458 6 жыл бұрын
The best part is that all of this is accurate if you take out some of the jokes.
@Star_Taro
@Star_Taro 6 жыл бұрын
@@jumppy1458 where are the jokes?
@Hikarizu
@Hikarizu 6 жыл бұрын
@@Star_Taro the only parts that are entirely inaccurate are about Tigger and Pumba. The rest is just name swaps and exaggerations for comedic purposes. For example: "The Council of Shadows"=> "Organization XIII", Xehanort "transforming into a Shadow man" is not 300 years ago. And saying stuff in the simplest way possible to make it sound more dumb that it is.
@Ewilliams25
@Ewilliams25 5 жыл бұрын
Most of it is accurate
@z3r010101
@z3r010101 5 жыл бұрын
Some of it is out of order and notice he didnt go over 0.2 was about but it was accurate because most of the series that goes down, 0.2 happens the same time. But a lot is accurate even with the satire
@MysteriousJojo
@MysteriousJojo 6 жыл бұрын
At least 90% of this is legitimately what happens in the plot. Also, every single character who died in this franchise is alive again because of time travel, except Mark Hamill maybe, and they’re all possessed by the main villain, including at least 2 copys of Riku and 1 of Sora.
@Sitruk86
@Sitruk86 6 жыл бұрын
no1 defends this story telling. no1. the gameplay is fantastic, and there are great scenes. there are moments that in a bubble are fucking awesome. but the story as a whole is the worst thing ever shat onto a whiteboard. Kingdom Hearts is the Pollock of story telling.
@jdemonp
@jdemonp 6 жыл бұрын
I can't actually tell if you're joking ir not lol
@92larsko
@92larsko 6 жыл бұрын
im not that big fan of the games, but why wouldn't they? its complicated, but that in itself doesn't make it less enjoyable
@branm5459
@branm5459 6 жыл бұрын
Time travel just makes everything convoluted
@bnhearyza4767
@bnhearyza4767 6 жыл бұрын
Mysterious Jojo Well there is that guy in KH1 who we see get killed by that heartless. He isn't alive. And then you have Eraques who was murdered by Xehanort and he isn't alive, and isn't even shown to be in the group of people that Sora needs to save. He is just forgotten about really.
@AstonishingRed
@AstonishingRed 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts has the single most convoluted story in the history of gaming. The only way to piece together the story/lore of the Dark Souls/Bloodborne games are by digging through item descriptions and Kingdom Hearts still manages to make Souls lore look like the story of a Mario game.
@lurker230
@lurker230 6 жыл бұрын
It's not that convoluted. It's just that there are so many different games split across so many consoles that it hurts. Play them in release order, and it's not that bad.
@TopKekLordie
@TopKekLordie 6 жыл бұрын
@@lurker230 1.5 2.5 and 0.2 also doesnt help on marketing. To really love the franchise you must have played from launch, which i did, i was there since 2003, i was 7 years old. Similar to wow, i didnt play from launch and got burnout on legion fast.
@hatef7023
@hatef7023 6 жыл бұрын
Hillarious thing is that mario games actually do have a cool and good story but its just hidden and you need to figure it out yourself
@AstonishingRed
@AstonishingRed 6 жыл бұрын
TopKek Lordie I played the original on launch but lost track when they made the asinine decision to release a crucial piece of the story of Kingdom Hearts 2 on the friggin game boy advanced. Locking out anyone who didn’t own that console and left many heads scratching over the events of the intro cinematic.
@giovannidalmare6269
@giovannidalmare6269 6 жыл бұрын
ye but u got Winnie the pooh and fucking Topolino next to anime characters so...
@sdx3918
@sdx3918 4 жыл бұрын
"The only thing that makes sense *is* that nothing makes sense." -Korg from Thor Ragnarok
@JonBear
@JonBear 6 жыл бұрын
This is 99 percent accurate actually
@santisinferno
@santisinferno 6 жыл бұрын
what part is wrong? pls tell me its not pumba being the master puppeteer
@xandme8397
@xandme8397 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry bud :(
@holdmeclosertonydanza22
@holdmeclosertonydanza22 6 жыл бұрын
"zenonort"
@cadbane1320
@cadbane1320 6 жыл бұрын
Definitely not the Tigger part, that was 100% canon
@TeHPHoBoS999
@TeHPHoBoS999 6 жыл бұрын
Are the decimal titles mostly made up at least?
@blakesillence9748
@blakesillence9748 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom hearts story makes you really feel like batman
@sheeesh404
@sheeesh404 6 жыл бұрын
really makes me FEEL like spiderman
@andrejsofkoski5789
@andrejsofkoski5789 6 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@DeadKraken
@DeadKraken 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts is the Dark Souls of Batman games
@SammyWammy38
@SammyWammy38 6 жыл бұрын
Coupled with gameplay that made me feel like spiderman
@GuimoTheGizo
@GuimoTheGizo 6 жыл бұрын
The problem when you only have played the side games is that you can't tell if Dunkey's joking until he says the word Pumba.
@Svefngengill
@Svefngengill 6 жыл бұрын
When you say side games, you're referring to kingdom hearts 1 and 2, right?
@atomiccrusader4560
@atomiccrusader4560 6 жыл бұрын
WHICH ONES ARE THE """"SIDE GAMES""""!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
@Astraldymensions
@Astraldymensions 6 жыл бұрын
For real
@GuimoTheGizo
@GuimoTheGizo 6 жыл бұрын
I meant KH I and II basically. I've played a lot of KH games except the ones that could be considered the "main ones".
@janaye7541
@janaye7541 4 жыл бұрын
“...to summon Kingdom Hearts, which is a video game for the PlayStation 2.”
@XiaoFury
@XiaoFury 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this video made me realise the biggest problem with KH: The games were released out of order and on purpose, AND on several expensive game consoles...and that one phone game whatever.
@NapalmX717
@NapalmX717 6 жыл бұрын
Who needs a Kingdom Hearts wiki when you've got Dunkey to make things crystal clear of this mess of a plot.
@Akijolive
@Akijolive 6 жыл бұрын
You understood anything out of that? I'm still just as lost as I was before
@asadmansha3935
@asadmansha3935 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, Pumbaa is the real antagonist here and Eor is the cause.
@Marc_D_Young
@Marc_D_Young 6 жыл бұрын
The Joke _____________ You
@iii2524
@iii2524 6 жыл бұрын
Everything he said in this except for the Tigger and Pumba bits were actually real storyline.
@johnjekyllson28
@johnjekyllson28 6 жыл бұрын
Ninja As someone who never played the games, this was hilarious because I had no idea during the entire video what parts were real and what parts were Dunkey.
@AttyJ
@AttyJ 6 жыл бұрын
You did an incredible job with this. Would it be possible for you to also explore the simple plot of the Metal Gear series, in the same extensive level of depth and accuracy?
@pillman1
@pillman1 6 жыл бұрын
@Alex M i see what you did there
@jackleague3086
@jackleague3086 6 жыл бұрын
In Metal Gear Solid 1 you play as Solid Snake, a genetically cloned super-soilder as he infiltrates Shadow Moses a remote military compound now under the control of terrorist super-cell unit called Foxhound. The terrorists all have super-powers because they were genetically enhanced with top secret nanomachines, Snake uses his own nanomachines to rescue Darpa chief but then master chiefs nanomachines make him have a heart attack. Then Ninja Gayden kills everyone and snake has to shoot at him so that he will reveal his true self it turns out octogon was the ninja all the time, he reveals that he is a gay anime guy and he only built metal gear as part of his show-stopping cosplay. *theyre gona put a dismantled nuclear missile into metal gears missile module ? - wrong they're using metal gear as peace-walker to nuclear strike its own self in order to reverse reality. By doing this they can create an infinite amount of metal gears and sell them all for one million dollars. Then Solid Snake gets captured by Liquid Snake. He reveals that they are twin snakes created from the same nanomachines as Mega Snake. Snake kicks Liquids head off and parachutes into the secret room where he confronts the legendary super-soilder Revolver Ocelot. Known for his legendary skill with the desert eagle gun. They both shoot each other 100 times until ocelots arm gets shot off and he backflips into the pacific ocean and swims back to australia with one arm. Turns out everything i said was fake and staged.Liquid Snake who is actually dead, is actually a spy for the pentagon. Snake was double-crossed by his own country into being a triple agent for the Patroits. Even though nobody is who they are anymore you have to have a fight to death with Liquid, luickly since his body is made out of water he slips off of metal gear and dies into hell.
@jackleague3086
@jackleague3086 6 жыл бұрын
-videogamedunkey
@PunishedKazuhira
@PunishedKazuhira 6 жыл бұрын
The boss don't have super powers. Ocelot is just an old cow boy, sniper wolf is a sniper basically who take a lot of drugs to stay concentrate for days, vulcan raven is a fucking muscul monster and of course there is Mantis who is a tribute to some spiritual experimentation made by the URSS in the past, and Liquid is just a normal soldier. Octopus is weird yes because he is able to look like someone else using his blood but nothing more is explained lol.
@CTP1111
@CTP1111 6 жыл бұрын
that would be like an 8 hour video though
@EmeraldBlade98
@EmeraldBlade98 3 жыл бұрын
This is actually an amazing run down of the story, it may sound like dunkey’s joking but he’s not (up until the last 5 seconds lol), good job dunkey
@VanguardOfficial
@VanguardOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
This is pretty accurate not gonna lie
@anthony3476
@anthony3476 6 жыл бұрын
Vanguard yeah surprisingly
@MMPunked
@MMPunked 6 жыл бұрын
Especially pumbaa being the ultimate villain
@benjaminlopez3724
@benjaminlopez3724 6 жыл бұрын
Really? I’ve never played any of the Kingdom Hearts games so this seems legit
@Lovehandels
@Lovehandels 6 жыл бұрын
I mean...might as well be right!?
@marcohumbakic7568
@marcohumbakic7568 6 жыл бұрын
Are u ever doubt the all mighty donkey?
@IronSightsonBigGuns
@IronSightsonBigGuns 6 жыл бұрын
It is... /Distressing/ how accurate most of that was.
@MrPersonGuy1000
@MrPersonGuy1000 6 жыл бұрын
Memes in the video aside, this is basically the entire plot in 4 minutes, excluding some details
@Retro_Shaw
@Retro_Shaw 6 жыл бұрын
*EXCLUDING YOU SAY*
@tibiosocialdemocrataxxx4146
@tibiosocialdemocrataxxx4146 6 жыл бұрын
@@Retro_Shaw You made my day 🤣
@kingbizkit123
@kingbizkit123 6 жыл бұрын
It was actually decently accurate, im surprised
@likeabossgaming4381
@likeabossgaming4381 2 жыл бұрын
3:48 *HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!*
@samuraispartan7000
@samuraispartan7000 6 жыл бұрын
So much for Simple and Clean...
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 6 жыл бұрын
More like “Incomprehensible and Dirty”
@night00glider
@night00glider 5 жыл бұрын
Carlos Alberto suffer and dirty
@DissonantSynth
@DissonantSynth 4 жыл бұрын
This joke is very underrated
@bigdicknigga3746
@bigdicknigga3746 4 жыл бұрын
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight it's hard to let it go
@jaylenhomer441
@jaylenhomer441 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@josephbrown9685
@josephbrown9685 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts: A story so convoluted that even Hideo Kojima is impressed.
@MyMoltas
@MyMoltas 6 жыл бұрын
Hello im Hideo kojima, What's The Deal With Kindom Hearts ?
@HellfireComms
@HellfireComms 6 жыл бұрын
The greatest trick Xehanort ever played was convincing everyone that Kingdom Hearts has an actual plot.
@duckmustard
@duckmustard 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommendations are ON IT
@elrowlight4639
@elrowlight4639 6 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention the visual novel that you really needed to read because it explains where Sora's mom was after the first Kingdom Hearts. Why is that important? Because she is secretly Aqua from the distant future that may or may not be covered by KH3 when it comes out. Then you forgot the actual TCG where they give you the lore through the flavor texts of each card, so if you're lost on finding the rare cards like Xemnas, Tribal Jacket Mode or Sentai Sora Black, just look it up on the internet, it's real simple. You also have to play this ARG game that requires you to go to the Square Enix website, get the password from a link, now you need to write that down because you have to travel to the actual Square Enix studio in Japan, and say that password to the receptionist where she'll make an appointment for you to talk to Nomura and he'll give you access to the Lore Library on the 13th floor of the building. There's no KH 3.3.3 Ultimate Remix of the Hearts yet so this is the only way to do this for now. C'mon, the story for this baby game with Disney characters and anime characters is real simple, it's a real shame you guys always complain about how hard it is.
@Fullmetal1337
@Fullmetal1337 6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate all the effort you put into this for a stupid joke
@pokemonique92
@pokemonique92 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's just absurd enough that it could be plausible in the jumbled mess that is the KH story, lol.
@deosillud
@deosillud 6 жыл бұрын
I believed everything until the part about meeting with Nomura. Even the travel to Japan thing. Good joke 10/10. 5 stars.
@margenen
@margenen 6 жыл бұрын
The worst part is, there IS a visual novel AND a tcg. I thought this post was only a joke
@elrowlight4639
@elrowlight4639 6 жыл бұрын
Fullmetal American joke?
@tromboner98
@tromboner98 6 жыл бұрын
I saw this title and thought “oh no, he’s gonna confuse people who haven’t played every Kingdom Hearts game, by making up a ridiculous goof on the plot.” Instead he literally just gave an accurate description of the series, and he was only joking like 5 times, and that’s when you realize, the plot of Kingdom Hearts is such a joke, that you don’t need to do anything to the plot to make it sound like a Dunkey gag.
@TheKoiFish
@TheKoiFish 6 жыл бұрын
Yup. He may have said some names wrong but that's about it
@venerealmelon
@venerealmelon 6 жыл бұрын
It is pretty accurate tbh
@AlexJones-ed1jc
@AlexJones-ed1jc 6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts is one of the biggest jokes of all time. If it didn’t have the nostalgia factor no one would even care for the third game.
@lbgstzockt8493
@lbgstzockt8493 6 жыл бұрын
i honestly cant tell if he is telling the truth or if this is just a joke
@tromboner98
@tromboner98 6 жыл бұрын
LBGST zockt I’ve played all the games and watched the “movie”, and I can tell you that he is not joking. The thing about the master being the main antagonist of the game, is just a theory and not canon, and tiger being the bad guy is obviously a joke, and he calls characters by the wrong name a handful of times to be funny, but for the most part this is completely accurate
@mcgabrielrock
@mcgabrielrock 5 жыл бұрын
"ha that was a great joke XD" Kingdom hearts fans: yeah..... joke....
@armanpamma9454
@armanpamma9454 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA XDXDXDXD HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA XDXDXDXD
@crxwn778
@crxwn778 4 жыл бұрын
Im on the ground dying right now help meh
@nacksha
@nacksha 4 жыл бұрын
believe it or not and exactly seven
@zantetsuken-zero
@zantetsuken-zero 3 жыл бұрын
There’s some even crazier weird shit that he also missed. Like the fake Kingdom Hearts and the real one that nobody knew the difference between for over a decade.
@Jay-sl9jo
@Jay-sl9jo 3 жыл бұрын
@@zantetsuken-zero I'm surprised he didn't put anything about FF characters in here. But hey, KHIII forgot too.
@tyradiola
@tyradiola 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve spent hours researching, reading, writing my own notes, etc trying to understand this God forsaken plot and you’re telling me I could’ve watched this FOUR MINUTE video and achieved the same understanding???
@abelturner2999
@abelturner2999 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, I spent, like, eleven years playing this stuff and dunkey understood it better
@juliocbp9389
@juliocbp9389 6 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this Evangelion episode before.
@ianmcpherson2171
@ianmcpherson2171 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao bro 😆
@gabeyab
@gabeyab 4 жыл бұрын
Idk if this would count as a spoiler but safety third “Oh wow! Kairi’s gonna go kill that angel! Oh. Nevermind. She got speared through the chest. Oh...”
@conceitedboy4490
@conceitedboy4490 6 жыл бұрын
"kingdom hearts is the dark souls of story telling"
@flightgravity7483
@flightgravity7483 6 жыл бұрын
Conceited Boy “Understanding it really makes you FEEL like Batman.”
@VideoGuy232
@VideoGuy232 6 жыл бұрын
But Dark Souls was good. Kingdom hearts is more like the “I wanna be the guy” of story telling. Where new, random things happen at the whim of their creator without any regard for structure, consistency or entertainment
@jellyface401
@jellyface401 6 жыл бұрын
There is a chance that you don't read american comics as much as red manga or play games in that case i se how you may consider that stament, otherwise as convoluted stories go is just averge, with the main barrier for understanding being the multitude of games on diferrent plataforms.
@Bryndleson
@Bryndleson 6 жыл бұрын
@@VideoGuy232 Kingdom hearts isn't even that confusing, people just skip like 3 or 4 games worth of story and then go "Y ME NO UNDERSTAND STORY"
@VideoGuy232
@VideoGuy232 6 жыл бұрын
Bryndleson I fully understand the story and have played the games. But we both watched the same video, and if you think that it wasn’t at all confusing, then you’re delusional
@PirateSurgeon116
@PirateSurgeon116 6 жыл бұрын
I mean it's funny, but like 99% of what dunkey said is real.
@frostycane5134
@frostycane5134 6 жыл бұрын
PirateSurgeon 100%
@crome2021
@crome2021 6 жыл бұрын
And thats the saddest part about it.
@thegoodvegan7441
@thegoodvegan7441 3 жыл бұрын
It starts to make complete sense after you’ve watched it 12 times
@Ghost140
@Ghost140 6 жыл бұрын
Are we sure Kojima has nothing to do with this series?
@deuceyd8468
@deuceyd8468 6 жыл бұрын
MGS is way easier to comprehend than this shit, especially because the answer to everything is nanomachines
@warzIbanez
@warzIbanez 6 жыл бұрын
@@deuceyd8468 Nanomachines... Son.
@Mochitachi70
@Mochitachi70 6 жыл бұрын
@@deuceyd8468 By that logic the explanation of anything in KH is darkness
@wolfie23288
@wolfie23288 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kriwient
@kriwient 6 жыл бұрын
Kojima games are actually somewhat thought out. And the gameplay, graphics and combat are always on another level.
@ProjectDestati
@ProjectDestati 6 жыл бұрын
lmao I'm incredibly impressed
@SuccubiPie
@SuccubiPie 6 жыл бұрын
All the big names on top comments
@criticallyded9211
@criticallyded9211 6 жыл бұрын
What?! This is amazing
@Chainchop789
@Chainchop789 6 жыл бұрын
Love your channel. Just found out about it because of this comment
@rachetyclank1
@rachetyclank1 6 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here
@TeaRex
@TeaRex 6 жыл бұрын
This is of course assuming you don't consider 4x4 Dreamtable Kingdom hearts the Board Game as canon which reveals the clones brought their copies from the alternate universe where simba decided to eat pumba.
@egaliseur8430
@egaliseur8430 6 жыл бұрын
Tea Rex no disrespect to the Dunk, but this comment made me laugh harder than the video.
@kenandavis620
@kenandavis620 6 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful... I almost cried. Like fuckin applause, standing ovation, give me more, come and do my kids 7th birthday party, I'm in love. Lol
@1999ToyotaCorolla
@1999ToyotaCorolla 9 ай бұрын
I love how this is the second most viewed explanation of the series on youtube
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