I love how he took the time to mention the console for every game in the series that he mentioned, to subtly highlight how you originally needed every console in existence to play the whole Kingdom Hearts series
@obi--wan71813 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@frisby71433 жыл бұрын
Not even that lol
@naidaX113 жыл бұрын
@bree walden; womanizer I mean, kingdom hearts x has been ported to a mobile game called Kingdom Hearts Union X which you can play now
@franciscomendez83143 жыл бұрын
@@naidaX11 umm... so about that...
@gappy36643 жыл бұрын
or a rom and an alright pc
@DesignDoc6 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that this is actually 95% accurate.
@EtraGames6 жыл бұрын
Design Doc tru that
@EtraGames6 жыл бұрын
Also love your channel mate!
@dansu91446 жыл бұрын
Only?
@mcxim24266 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to comment, "Dunkey's explanation is actually 95% correct". You beat me to it I suppose. lol
@KidAL06 жыл бұрын
Yeah I knew that Pumba was the true villain
@brianbuz7706 жыл бұрын
This series makes you really FEEL like a 4th clone of an imperfect replica of the main character who absorbed the soul of a previous character.
@Lazarus37376 жыл бұрын
Absolute Mad Lad
@brianbuz7706 жыл бұрын
Pasquale Dorsi That’s the theme of this video... WHAT.
@kentertainment94264 жыл бұрын
The lecture when you miss class one day
@YellowpowR Жыл бұрын
You're comment's very weird in how it has to option to show more, when there's no more to show.
@Scottthebassplayer986 жыл бұрын
The plot is so ridiculous that even when Dunkey is being sarcastic, I don't notice it half the time.
@Faxanadu_6 жыл бұрын
I mean, outside of the sarcasm bits, he actually puts it together pretty nicely
@leecrumpler776 жыл бұрын
Scott thebassplayer I cant tell what is and isn’t real at all, guess that’s just how Japan be
@glumauig216 жыл бұрын
So what happens with eeyore
@Arras016 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the vast majority of this isn't sarcasm
@jedahaw6 жыл бұрын
My head hurts.
@Holloww986 жыл бұрын
There's only like two jokes in this video And that's why it's hilarious
@rainerwinkler61406 жыл бұрын
I'm not even sure what the fucking jokes are
@Irisverse6 жыл бұрын
I'm getting the same feeling as his Takeshi's Challenge video, where he says the most ridiculous shit but it turns out that's the actual way to beat the game.
@Voodookillers6 жыл бұрын
Rainer Winkler Pumba one, I guess??
@shadovvwolfie7906 жыл бұрын
Dream Sequence had by Tigger Pumba is the true antagonist. You know you have problems when your writing is so chaotic that I had to watch a Dunkey video 3 times to find all the jokes in it yet I still laughed as if they was all jokes.
@TheChansala6 жыл бұрын
The entire story is the joke
@BM036 жыл бұрын
The really fucked up thing is that only like 10% if made up for the sake of comedy and the rest is intact because it's incredibly ridiculous as is.
@iii25246 жыл бұрын
Only the Tigger and Pumba bits were made up as far as I saw, the rest is actual storyline
@thepanis6966 жыл бұрын
More like 5% he only really got one thing wrong which was the x-blade and that keyblade Riku had which I can't find the name of he seemingly said it as though they were the same but they weren't
@SubscribersWithNoVideos-yc2nh6 жыл бұрын
Still fun to play tho
@kingoftropes9226 жыл бұрын
Thats what makes me mad, anyone who doesn't know the series won't be able to tell the ridiculously stupid shit what Dunkey is making up fron the ridiculously stupid shit ACTUALLY happens and is true. Damnit, Nomura.
@thepanis6966 жыл бұрын
@@RDV333 I mean what stupid shit in particular? This was kinda like all the main stuff if you don't include ddd and kh 2
@jegusV33 жыл бұрын
Here after the Smash announcement so i can learn who the hell Sora is. I understand everything now, thank you dunkey
@Sonichero1513 жыл бұрын
And in part 2 dunkey will explain how sora got into Smash
@BitterTast33 жыл бұрын
@@Sonichero151 It takes place at the end of Chain of Memories when Sora is put to sleep.
@thecommonman95243 жыл бұрын
@@BitterTast3 my personal thought is that it happens after he disappears at the end of KH3.
@kanyaebruh3 жыл бұрын
@@Sonichero151 you see, pluto-
@toastystroodles3 жыл бұрын
Play the games they’re godlike
@Speculaas6 жыл бұрын
_It all makes sense now_
@anthonyb78366 жыл бұрын
0/10 comment of the year is now a clone of the comment of the year, well done Pumbaa.
@commanderboreal13436 жыл бұрын
Ooooh yeah! Mmmhmmm ... yeah because of.. yeah of course IT ALL MAKES SSENSE NLS!!
@Antiformed6 жыл бұрын
The scary thing, like 80-85% of what he's saying is actually pretty accurate.
@jgrscar6 жыл бұрын
I know what I must do! *Jumps through the window*.
@Somersalsa6 жыл бұрын
*Menu music starts playing
@kyronhibbert62025 жыл бұрын
This might be a good spot to find some ingredients
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv5 жыл бұрын
Zijimiji Meehow Thank you for reminding me of that “mastahpace”. Seriously, great job.
@kyronhibbert62025 жыл бұрын
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv no problem 👍
@QMS_Nameless5 жыл бұрын
Kyron Hibbert Hey that looks like a lucky emblem
@somethingofascientist70845 жыл бұрын
Gamerpie321 NO! never again
@Xigatron4 жыл бұрын
*I b e t c h a t h e r e s a l u c k y e m b l e m h e r e*
@thaiwin61736 жыл бұрын
When the story is so ridiculous and convoluted that you can't tell if Dunky is playing you for satire or if this is the real deal.
@thundercharged16 жыл бұрын
Half and half.
@jesicky04186 жыл бұрын
most was pretty true lmao
@apickleonamission89616 жыл бұрын
He’s basically got it down though 😂
@PaulNgoXIII6 жыл бұрын
Off by quite a bit, but the convolutedness of the story still exists.
@Pastafari46 жыл бұрын
I thino it's obvious that Pumba was behind it all
@mesotolioma50894 жыл бұрын
Imagine how would it feel to know that you were created by Mickey Mouse using a phone game
@rimehoarfrost30593 жыл бұрын
Why do I exist? To pass the butter Oh…
@KingOfElectricNinjas3 жыл бұрын
Would explain a lot really
@Nanitamochi3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being simulation sora from the phone game and helping mickey to do everything he tells you to do and when he’s finished he just turns the game off and you die.
@Introbulus3 жыл бұрын
@@Nanitamochi Half-Life VR But the AI is Sora from Kingdom Hearts
@BigLonLife6 жыл бұрын
Whats terrifying is how seamlessly some of the jokes were weaved into actual facts about the plot.
@Entro96 жыл бұрын
mike12724 as someone who knows nothing about kingdom hearts, I’m convinced
@andriypredmyrskyy77916 жыл бұрын
He goes "there are five soras" and then I was like "fuck no". Then I started counting them.
@Nikolodzi6 жыл бұрын
The fact that I've never even touched any of the games, or even had any remote knowledge about the franchise, had me so confused I couldn't stop laughing...
@TriplePalindromous6 жыл бұрын
THERE WERE JOKES?!
@headhunter217116 жыл бұрын
Having never played any of the games (and never will), it was all so ridiculous, I genuinely couldn't tell most of the jokes from the actual "plot."
@QuartzIsAnOxide6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he didin't event joke that much about the plot and the video came out hilarious anyway due to the sheer ridiculousness of it.
@nitaiginzburg86896 жыл бұрын
@@brando3342 like 90% of this is true.
@DIEGhostfish6 жыл бұрын
The "That game was fake, it was a dream had by tigger" part, was that fake? Or was it an actual dream just had by someone other than tigger?
@joannawood73526 жыл бұрын
pretty much just anytime he mentions the Chi-blade (not keyblade, thats the ***type*** of weapon it is), he immediately makes something up afterwards, thats all the jokes in the entire script, also only one of the Xehanort clones was named Ansem
@nitaiginzburg86896 жыл бұрын
@@DIEGhostfish fake, but it those point out an issue where the games state different requirements to unlock kingdom hearts... One time it's the x-blade and another time it's gather all 7 pure hearts
@sulindranusantara34576 жыл бұрын
Because donkey live with that.... i can feel it...... Because I'm to 😂😂🙌😂 lol
@Iceman-wx6oo6 жыл бұрын
My Kingdom Hearts obsessed friend told me its almost entirely correct, which makes this video even funnier.
@asdaz0r6 жыл бұрын
it's not though, people just like to meme about KH's story.
@UnashamedlyHentai6 жыл бұрын
@2BecomeOne Others here seem to disagree with you. I've only played the 2 core games, and it's not off by much from that perspective.
@asdaz0r6 жыл бұрын
The video has 11k comments, i doubt even half of them have played the entire series. "LMAO THE STORY IS SOOO CONFUSING" is a meme and this video is building up on that meme so people are hopping on the bandwagon because most of them haven't played the games. He got some things right on purpose so most people will get them and then threw a bunch of intentionally confusing non-true shit in there to make it seem like this parody is funny but actually based on the truth. It's not, there are many mistakes in the vid and lots of false things, yet people believe them completely because "yeah it's possible, it's KH after all". For example saying Ventus is one half of a powerful keyblade is completely wrong and "Xemnas is actually Ansem and both of them are xehanort clones" is also bullshit as they are 2 separate beings that spawned from Xehanort when he died. All in all Donkey is on purpose making the story sound even more retarded than it already is and people are all like "YEAH that's how stupid the story is, 4 REALZ dude trust me" just to meme about it.
@c.q.326 жыл бұрын
@@asdaz0r Dude they're Xehanort clones. They may have spawned from different means but they're both related to Xehanort in the end.
@asdaz0r6 жыл бұрын
A clone is the same exact being as you, nobodies and heartless are separate beings with their very own personality and goals. Just because Xemnas and Ansem decided to team up with Xehanort doesn't mean they're clones of him. The closest thing to a clone the series had is Replica Riku and Xion. Nobodies are not clones and calling them as such dumbs down the story and makes it sound stupid as fuck. Getting norted doesn't make you a clone either, Braig isn't a Xehanort clone, Aqua isn't a Xehanort clone etc. They are vessels for Xehanort to insert himself into but they haven't completely become Xehanort yet as they retain their personalities and memories. Sora isn't a Ventus clone just because he has Ven's heart inside him.
@tanyifan42613 жыл бұрын
This was the video that sent me down a habit hole of Kingdom Heart lore. I had to check it out when people said that there are only 2 jokes. After like a few hours, I can now confirm yeah this is it, outside of the 2 jokes and some made-up names (like there is a time traveling young xehanort, just that he isn't called xenodouglas), it's all accurate. Truly a masterpiece of a video.
@zkme27343 жыл бұрын
I thought the two jokes where pumba and egore
@smashlloyd202 жыл бұрын
"there is a time traveling young xehanort, just that he isn't called xenodouglas." I love everything about this sentence.
@thekaz52252 жыл бұрын
True that. DS lore is straight forward af compared to Kingdom Hearts.
@Aethereality Жыл бұрын
I actually was about to google to see if there was a Xenodouglas LMAO. Dunkey always gets me with his antics
@kiffley Жыл бұрын
there are literally only 3 inaccuracies I could see. which are, Xenodouglas, Terra is possessed before the start of birth by sleep. And the box is opened with the x blade.
@jocularsolid5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a parody, but i watched a 45 minute explaination of the plot and came away with the same knowledge i had gotten from this video
@619airforce5 жыл бұрын
Aside from dunks couple of jokes this is actually really accurate
@infinityzombi62875 жыл бұрын
Proof that everyone else waisted their time and could explain it in a short length if they didn't think about the story.
@josuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu17805 жыл бұрын
probably around 2 jokes
@fishfishrun12075 жыл бұрын
I think he just filled in the gaps with humor when he couldn’t find an answer
@fishfishrun12075 жыл бұрын
Noah uh oh we have a kingdome hearts nerd over here!
@DirtyVik6 жыл бұрын
I love how it's so ridiculous that you can't tell the bullshit from the actual story. Also, he ended the video with a donkey.
@jedicraftmaster24266 жыл бұрын
*CLAP CLAP* "meme review"
@DeusEx36 жыл бұрын
Lmao I seriously missed the last part. I just like Eeyore. Had to Google the name 20 times tho
@turdnugget69ify6 жыл бұрын
what kind of Hideo kojima bullshit...
@JordanM7696 жыл бұрын
This video is a solid 90% accurate though, maybe 95
@brunkosproogle50466 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that Haha
@sethusk6 жыл бұрын
Never played any of the Kingdom Hearts games, so I appreciate this easy to understand rundown. You've done it again Dunkey!
@lawdex54846 жыл бұрын
yh he wasn't right lol
@alexherrick92566 жыл бұрын
Law Dex woooosh
@Thomaskh76 жыл бұрын
There was a lot of joking in it..but he wasn't really wrong lmao
@bigperm22762 жыл бұрын
I know this comment 3 years old.but look up "a good enough summary of kingdom hearts" that video is hysterical
@sethusk2 жыл бұрын
@@bigperm2276 I'll watch it tonight. :)
@zachiswack80072 жыл бұрын
I love how the only two inaccurate parts were bbs being a tigger fever dream and pumba being the master of masters
@li-limandragon92872 жыл бұрын
Nomura *wishes* he’d thought of Tigger and Pumba bits.
@TheREALCarmenR11 ай бұрын
Sometimes, I wish bbs was a Tigger fever dream.
@LtLabcoat10 ай бұрын
Well, that, and there's nobody called Xenonort.
@CanonessEllinor9 ай бұрын
You can tell it’s fake because Disney characters aren’t allowed to do anything important in Kingdom Hearts.
@BeardedHeroThe6 ай бұрын
@@CanonessEllinor Well their cartoon duck did cast a world ending spell to kill one dude.
@BasedReda6 жыл бұрын
When Dunkey makes a video on Kingdom Hearts that is 95% the actual story and 5% Dunkey Comedy, and it's *still* super entertaining, you know its good.
@caldadextra20636 жыл бұрын
I love the end, where he basically just gives up and says the master is Pumba
@Patterrz6 жыл бұрын
I've never played a Kingdom Herats game so thanks for making this easy to understand overview! :] I can't wait to impress all my friends with my new knowledge
@Crazelord916 жыл бұрын
He does add a few fake things lol
@majintv246 жыл бұрын
It's the whitest man on the planet commenting on the blackest man's video... now that's how you do unity
@XiJingLean6 жыл бұрын
@@majintv24 Y know hes white?
@HannachiMariachi6 жыл бұрын
@@XiJingLean duh, he just called him "the whitest man"
@konnermorris17536 жыл бұрын
@@Crazelord91 Whatta talking about. This is pretty much the entire story.
@LoDaFTA6 жыл бұрын
I never gave a second thought about Kingdom Hearts story line before, so I knew basically nothing about the game, and somehow, after watching this video, I know even less. Thanks Dark Souls.
@Sinking_6 жыл бұрын
Lorran Davi Azarany the more you know, the more you know you don't know
@jopdancing73206 жыл бұрын
I on the other hand never bothered to watch the cutscenes seriously kingdom hearts 2 has 13 hours of cutscenes 13 hours!!!!
@bunnychama52612 жыл бұрын
worth mentioning that the χ-blade is the greek letter χ, which is basically pronounced "key," so the only way you can tell whether xehanort is talking about A keyblade or THE χ-blade is by reading the subtitles
@UnculturedSwineStudios6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, this was so much simpler than just thinking of it as that one game with Disney characters
@BIZaGoten6 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment, thanks Mr.Pig.
@someguy17955 жыл бұрын
Jokes in this vid 1.Tigger’s dream sequence 2. Master pumba That’s about it.....
@mighty_zero5 жыл бұрын
Sith lord tho
@night00glider5 жыл бұрын
I know about the pumba, but I couldn’t remember about Tiger, I thought I forgot hahaha
@HealingVoice395 жыл бұрын
3. This entire lore
@hujhujsson5 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts Explained: Explained
@who37305 жыл бұрын
Also Xenodouglas
@upwarddig35426 жыл бұрын
this 4 minute video felt like a 30 minute documentary
@bluebloodcell94206 жыл бұрын
Same. I'm leaving, forget this game.
@avithanigam6836 жыл бұрын
You can’t leave yet. There’s one month to go!
@SakuraAvalon6 жыл бұрын
Four days now, babeh!
@jmbermea5 жыл бұрын
I just watched a 30-minute video explaining the lore in more detail then immediately watched this video afterwards. Dunkey really isn’t that far off lol
@brreezy4215 жыл бұрын
@@jmbermea He throws in a few jokes and glances over some things, but it's pretty much 90% right
@nica15594 жыл бұрын
As someone who's never touched Kingdom Hearts before this honestly sounds like a fever dream
@IcyDiamond3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@sushisashimi83203 жыл бұрын
That's because it is a fever dream
@requiem1653 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@maryz93193 жыл бұрын
Yea that tracks
@adi47482 жыл бұрын
A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream.
@xiangweihuang46896 жыл бұрын
**final fantasy** dunkey jokes about plot and the video is sarcastic. **kingdom hearts** dunkey talks about plot honestly and the video is sarcastic.
@xenobestx84236 жыл бұрын
*I don’t get it.*
@LiteralKiller6 жыл бұрын
@@xenobestx8423 he actually told the plot spot on but it went haywire at the ending
@MelaninSenpai6 жыл бұрын
I make KH Sampled beats! I promise you won't be disappointed !
@TheJangodarkblade6 жыл бұрын
The end is when things went haywire??? Because it seemed indistinguishable from the rest
@Manwoker6 жыл бұрын
...that was actually the plot? What the hell?
@Rycluse5 жыл бұрын
It honestly blows my mind what a simple yet brilliant idea this video is. To have the biggest shitposter of a youtuber give a completely straight recap of KH, making it sound like he's making it up off the top of his head to the layman... it's just incredible.
@dagg4974 жыл бұрын
Uhm Dunkey is not a shitposter. He does actual vomedic content with a lot of hard work, timed and cut game sequences to line up the punchlines. A shitposter is Pewdiepie, that just throws homself into another stale everyday episode, steals ideas for others and have zero preparation!!
@rexailos4754 жыл бұрын
@@shell8209 He's talkin shit about Pewdiepie, not Dunkey
@klimychbarin3 жыл бұрын
>the biggest shitposter of a youtuber But he isn't SsethTzeentach
@benjiusofficial3 жыл бұрын
@@klimychbarin Hey hey another man of culture. Also, dunk clearly is a shitposter. Everyone is. And, if you think you or someone else is not, then you need to lurk moar.
@gohomecherita67593 жыл бұрын
@@benjiusofficial yeah but dunkeys shit is well seasoned and marinated. He knows he's taking a shit and that's why he's so revered. Dunkeys culture bro. Dunkeys fucking culture as fuck.
@Photonicc6 жыл бұрын
I'm gunna need a flow chart on this one mah dude
@gothicbbmelvin6 жыл бұрын
check twitter
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv6 жыл бұрын
I don’t play kingdom hearts, but even I can agree the plot is rather ludicrous.
@350slider6 жыл бұрын
Complete with a PowerPoint presentation.
@ThunderJimmy6 жыл бұрын
Don’t get me started on this, let’s talk about the flow chart timeline for FNAF my dudes... See what i mean, it’s insane to keep up with, but a good mystery until the end.
@napo18036 жыл бұрын
The mobile game is part of the plot and lore. Square wants Kingdom Hearts to become a religion at this point.
@oldankygreens61454 жыл бұрын
Something to be said for a series where I can watch an recap of the entire thing and still not consider it 'spoiled'
@potatochicko5 жыл бұрын
“Turns out, Sora’s friend, Riku, is actually possessed by Ansem, who is actually Xehanort who got transformed into a shadow man 300 years ago. Not to be confused with Ansem the Wise, who was a different guy and he’s dead now, but not actually.” the more you read this the more questions you have
@keystrix37045 жыл бұрын
It oddly makes more sense than following it all through the game itself.
@a_boring_male4 жыл бұрын
I felt like a read a Wattpad fanfiction....
@SomeFreakingCactus4 жыл бұрын
Master Xehanort ‘norts a dude named Terra, but gets his memory wiped and later becomes Ansem the Wise’s apprentice. Young Xehanort kills himself, making (evil) Ansem. (evil) Ansem possesses Riku for a hot second.
@saifuusuri4 жыл бұрын
I only have one question DONALD DUCK?!?
@cgd074 жыл бұрын
If you follow the lore it actually make sense, just tad confusing
@Berd6 жыл бұрын
turns out, EEYORE.
@posadistpossum6 жыл бұрын
hey dad
@buqqub6 жыл бұрын
Fuk u berd
@tonychavez22286 жыл бұрын
Oh, I found smn
@7Zealot6 жыл бұрын
I KNEW it.
@Sejf_6 жыл бұрын
pizza roll
@Abiscuitagain6 жыл бұрын
The hardest part of being a kingdom hearts fan is having to admit how much of this is actually the plot.
@roberttang99086 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the first game and how the heartless were the main enemies, its good to know that none of the first game mattered anyways
@thexpurt6 жыл бұрын
Robert Tang :( it's true...
@pnutz_26 жыл бұрын
it's true....all of it...
@SolarDragon0076 жыл бұрын
That's why I stopped being a Kingdom Hearts fan years ago. The story went to absolute shit.
@coletm71463 жыл бұрын
Damn this Sora person would make a good smash character
@ramenwithaliens54313 жыл бұрын
Lol💀
@utopes3 жыл бұрын
He’s never getting in lol, you know the rights Sakurai would have to get for that?
@AangDknight3 жыл бұрын
@@utopes 🤦♂️
@swifttecxeno3 жыл бұрын
@@utopes this aged fantastically
@liamfunnyman69653 жыл бұрын
@@utopes Yeah, about that...
@PizzaDad6 жыл бұрын
As someone who's played almost all the games and has done hours and hours of researching and looking through theories/explanations........ ......this sounds about right.
@Lazyguy1436 жыл бұрын
Final boss of kingdom hearts three. Pooh bear: oh bother looks like you finally figured it out sora
@danielbare60636 жыл бұрын
lmao
@rushda966 жыл бұрын
@@SlickAndroid94 this is the greatest comment I've ever read
@slamjamcentral6 жыл бұрын
Dont have a PS4 - never played Kingdom Hearts. I would instantly buy it if that was the ending
@Rebellions6 жыл бұрын
It was the emperor of China all along, I KNEW IT!
@SerRompalot6 жыл бұрын
... And then Pooh Bear unleashes the People's Liberation Army upon Kingdom Hearts.
@marche8006 жыл бұрын
The fucked up part is that this is a completely legitimately summary of the Kingdom Hearts plot so far.8
@TheTheThe_6 жыл бұрын
8
@jedahaw6 жыл бұрын
@Look Dad, No Hands So the Eeyore and Pumba part is legit?
@WH2503986 жыл бұрын
*completely legitimately summary*
@marche8006 жыл бұрын
@@jedahaw Absolutely.
@marche8006 жыл бұрын
@@MrRomanrin Majority of the points that he hits are legit.
@Grundleburger4 жыл бұрын
1:37 “seeks to control him from within his own arm” nice MGS reference
@DarkHeroCC6 жыл бұрын
It's impressive that 99% of this is accurate!
@matiasbonta78296 жыл бұрын
What is the other 1%
@miko_gawronski6 жыл бұрын
the pumba part is the 1%
@epicls65766 жыл бұрын
Love your vids darkhero
@helmutstein11786 жыл бұрын
@@miko_gawronski impossible
@MagnusDoes6 жыл бұрын
you kidding!?!? pumba is the ultimate commander of darkness using it to destroy everything sora, no, everyone holds dear. The last word everyone will hear before oblivion is "hakuna...... matata......."
@natendo19876 жыл бұрын
Thank you Fonsly, I actually understand Chingo Darts now
@tgrappin16 жыл бұрын
Mango quarks is such a great game
@satanicchocobo97056 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Darts in his "top 100 donkey", ya dingus
@xx.danjor6 жыл бұрын
Imagine pitching this to an executive board
@Dimitri888888886 жыл бұрын
Best joke
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv6 жыл бұрын
He just yells at a chalkboard with zigzags.
@ducktiekz6 жыл бұрын
And then guy stands in front of an empty board like "So you see? It is that simple"
@sodathejunker6 жыл бұрын
See you joke about it, but clearly it worked lmao
@lastkeymusic6 жыл бұрын
"SOLD!"
@anone.mousse6742 жыл бұрын
How to make the ending line up with KH3: "Xehanort is completely bodied by the power of Sora's friendships, but he kills Kairi in the process. In a last-ditch desperation, Sora goes into the past of his final battle and controls his friends to rescue her soul. But this angers Tabuu from Smash Brothers the Subspace Emissary, and as punishment, Sora is banished to a new world, which is, in fact, a ripoff of Final Fantasy XV. You see, it turns out, Rex and Hamm-"
@ShenCobra6 жыл бұрын
After watching this I can conclude: Kingdom hearts really makes you *feel* like Sora
@mariosonicboom1236 жыл бұрын
Which one
@ShenCobra6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit u right, all of them I guess
@Vu1turEMaN6 жыл бұрын
A cloned, watered-down copy of the original which is likely just following the classic stand alone complex pattern....so developers can make money and have a big twist at the end? DUE TO BUBBA'S TRICK
@ernestomorales57016 жыл бұрын
But, does it make you feel like "Kingdom Hearts"?
@jimmnycastle89556 жыл бұрын
Uhh wrong, it makes you feel like Kingdom Hearts
@user-pp3ur9wt7x6 жыл бұрын
There are only 5 jokes. Six, if you count this games actual lore.
@Chase-mp9zt6 жыл бұрын
What are the 5 jokes
@hughmungus62216 жыл бұрын
A. youre a hero i will never forget you for analyzing this video and actually putting in the effort to say what was a joke vs what wasnt
@luketerry36355 жыл бұрын
A. 13 jokes *oof*
@angrytwxgaming84235 жыл бұрын
@A. yknow what's funny about the light vs dark. Its such a ff theme. Like I know this game is literally ff + Disney. But it's crazy how often they use light vs dark (literally I mean not figuratively. Many use light and dark to distinguish good and evil but in ff it's literally light vs dark.) And still make it interesting when they use it. FFXIV for example.. right now in the story due to certain events the exact opposite is happening. There is to much light and not enough dark so the world's falling apart. We're becoming the bad guys by being good.
@Drizzekh5 жыл бұрын
The jokes write themselves, no need for innovation
@TheAMaazing6 жыл бұрын
Wait until the new world in KH3, where Sora walks around the world of KNACK!
@JustCraftItNow6 жыл бұрын
TheAMaazing KNACK 2 BABY!!
@carnibug6 жыл бұрын
yeah the game really makes you FEEL like sora
@nicolas23286 жыл бұрын
Imagine Sora walking in the World of KNACK 2 BABEEEEEEE!!!!
@xawesome1992x6 жыл бұрын
@@carnibug the game really makes you FEEL like Kingdom Hearts
@notimetoexplain80636 жыл бұрын
I mean we did see Sora have a command style-like thing where he uses ice blades it must mean.....ICE KNACK IS BACK BABIEEEEEE
@zaammy35842 жыл бұрын
“This is like trying to understand story design at Tetsuya Nimura’s house” -Gexuya Nimura
@li-limandragon92872 жыл бұрын
While it is easy to to blame Nomura for how horribly convoluted the story is, worth noting Kingdom Hearts was actually gonna have simple plot originally but Hironobu Sakaguchi told Nomura KH would fail if it wasn’t complex as a Final Fantasy game. Took his advice waaaaaay to far though.
@beachturkey76436 жыл бұрын
then it turns out the whole Kingdom Hearts franchise is actually an ad for the new Winnie the Pooh movie
@GoffCool6 жыл бұрын
Well they are incredibly late for that.
@Wolfflow5006 жыл бұрын
"Blood is sweeter than honey" -Jaboody dubs as Pooh
@Johnny_645 жыл бұрын
Actually, it turns out - EEYORE
@Gamecubegal5 жыл бұрын
it better be
@Invader19x5 жыл бұрын
Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby 2!
@DrShaym6 жыл бұрын
I've never played any of these games, and I honestly can't tell if he's making this shit up.
@hichaelmartline6 жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel any better, I have played at least 50% of these games & can't tell either
@nepnep11496 жыл бұрын
No joke it’s all true
@oxygemmusic10566 жыл бұрын
Except a few jokes like the pumba one it's all real
@tacticalgengar4206 жыл бұрын
It’s all facts
@recht_voor_zijn_raap55066 жыл бұрын
Except the Pumbaa joke .. Its all real .. This is actually the story of Kingdom Hearts so far. A game where Disney characters meet with final fantasy characters has one of the most confusing stories ever made. And thats whats really the joke.
@browk25126 жыл бұрын
Kingdom hearts fans who don't know dunkey will watch this video and be like. I thought this guy was funny. This is just the plot of a videogame.
@Kingdom8506 жыл бұрын
wrong
@BrandonDoran006 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't know dondis?
@Kingdom8506 жыл бұрын
@tanukihat but I think dunkey is funny. So, once again, wrong.
@SC-ce3vp6 жыл бұрын
You could literally replace darkness with anything and it would still make sense
@theclockworkartist6 жыл бұрын
As a kingdom hearts fan, this is 100% true
@agamenmmon72104 жыл бұрын
You know the franchise is fucked up when you realize that Dunk isn't joking about one being called "358/2 days"
@TheCreepyLantern Жыл бұрын
so do i have to play the first 357/2 games to get what's going on in that one?
@user-be3qc7re9o Жыл бұрын
@@TheCreepyLantern You need to play it to understand Kingdom Hearts 2.
@bluejay21. Жыл бұрын
When in reality, no joke, the actual pronunciation of that game is "Kingdom Hearts: 358 Days over 2" Because the story focuses on Roxas and Xion, both versions of Sora. Make sense?
@emilystewart6175 Жыл бұрын
Honestly Dunkey doesn't need to say any of the game titles wrong cos they're already a joke enough as it is😊
@schorltourmaline45216 жыл бұрын
The sad part of this is that there is more correct information here than fake.
@coffeeandhoots37126 жыл бұрын
I knew it was Puumba all along
@andrualton33996 жыл бұрын
I seriously couldn't tell if this was all a joke or not
@Rotem_S6 жыл бұрын
Schorl Tourmaline what do you mean, it's all true
@BiggBossChanel6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he actually nailed most of what he joked about
@OldMemesDieHard6 жыл бұрын
WreckerzK5 10 it’s half and half
@Sin00b5 жыл бұрын
omfg I can't believe that 358/2 days is actually a thing, I thought he just photoshopped it cause they all have funny ass names
@flugelblarghen5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy... did no one tell you about Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by sleep - A fragmentary passage? I'm not even slightly joking
@ascendedcat2605 жыл бұрын
@@flugelblarghen Final chapter prologue?
@thenotoriousmichaeljackson89385 жыл бұрын
flugelblarghen LMAOOOO
@FlamingZelda35 жыл бұрын
Bro, the only thing in this video he made up was when he said one of the games was Tiger's dream. everything else is 100% legit.
@indavalucazo32775 жыл бұрын
@@FlamingZelda3 So pumba IS the master?
@NicoB6 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly accurate...
@gbrincks6 жыл бұрын
And the parts that weren't might as well be.
@EvyDevy6 жыл бұрын
Oh wow! Didnt expect the KH king of picky penguins to be here. Youre lucky this didnt spoilers aside that Pumba is the main antagonist. Love your vids!
@KatsuImagitian6 жыл бұрын
We shall go together as one with the KH trash Nico.
@ticktockbam6 жыл бұрын
How lmao.
@unknowngirl27146 жыл бұрын
NicoB This showed up in your recommended too, huh Nico?
@izzyfrizzy84563 жыл бұрын
Dunkey: "He's dead now, but not actually" KIngdom Hearts Characters in a nutshell...
@yugijak6 жыл бұрын
I...I was expecting this to be a joke. Not a serious explanation. What's really twisted is that this in and of itself is comedic enough. Which is also really sad.
@mocass45306 жыл бұрын
Wait, this is serious? I don't know anything about KH, so I assumed he was just bullshitting.
@Accolade19016 жыл бұрын
95% of this is accurate.
@TitaniumDragon6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts does not, in fact, make any sense. There are some jokes in here but most of it is approximately accurate.
@Jalushun6 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy! How've ya been!
@BlazeLibra6 жыл бұрын
are you telling me this isn't a joke
@Liiineeepiiieeeceee6 жыл бұрын
The madman has actually done the unthinkable and flawlessly summerised a corporate clusterfuck
@ekttefnedyarb13566 жыл бұрын
Well said
@lumpybrain16 жыл бұрын
"Ahaha, dude, you gotta check out this kingdom hearts fake video" "... What do you mean none of those games are made up"
@SATURN160206 жыл бұрын
Aren't most fictional video games?
@qfrostbite50416 жыл бұрын
You know what he meant
@Ms.Anonymous4 жыл бұрын
The best joke about this video was the lack of jokes Sometimes in life something is so unbelievably hilariously stupid and in this case confusing that even a master comedian as Dunkey need not make a crude joke of it It does it itself
@lukeskywalker9873 жыл бұрын
When someone tries to out-crazy Kingdom hearts Nomura gets an alert and immediately starts working on another game.
@Felixman1282 жыл бұрын
The jokes right themselves
@Zumwar6 жыл бұрын
Oh I seeeeeee. This really helped me for KH3. Thanks Dunkey, I can always rely on you.
@theshizlet15 жыл бұрын
@phantomwill052 He probably is considering the fact that almost everything dunkey said in the video is all true.. I fucking hate the writing of this series, but I love the concept
@dinoboykyle6 жыл бұрын
I hate how close this was to the actual continuous story. It's not even that far off. Great video made me snort several times!
@Ahnock6 жыл бұрын
xenosnort
@jesusiscool216 жыл бұрын
@@Ahnock you deserve more likes
@Cosmic-Turtle6 жыл бұрын
You snorted? Take the s away and now you're norted.
@CriticalNobody6 жыл бұрын
If this sounds like utter nonsense to you then congratulations, you’re in the same boat as everyone else. And yes, that includes Kingdom Hearts fans.
@arogon87976 жыл бұрын
Being a Kingdom Hearts fan myself, I can confirm this statement
@dramaexterminatus6 жыл бұрын
Alright then.
@arosbastion70526 жыл бұрын
not really. Story isn't hard to follow if you use your brain lol
@dmansuperich28006 жыл бұрын
@@arosbastion7052 Yeah I used my brain to figure out Dumbo is actually controlling Pumba
@SUPERLINKX26 жыл бұрын
yep, im so lost when it comes to the story. its a fun game though
@guynamedrobin2 жыл бұрын
The fact this was easier to understand than the real kh plot says something about the kh writers
@No_Sleepee2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's that they suck at writing anything that isn't Final Fantasy 7 with a new coat of paint.
@lukasruston8618 Жыл бұрын
@@No_Sleepee It's a lot easier to understand if you play the games the order that they were released in, it's a pain in the ass to watch them in chronological order because the order they are released in slowly but surely gets you used to all of the rules of the universe... meanwhile jumping straight into Union Cross which expects you to know literally every other game up to that point can be a bit of a headache.
@Nyzer_ Жыл бұрын
@@lukasruston8618 Yes and no. The writing quality peaks in CoM and then slowly rolls downhill for a bit until it drops off the edge of a cliff with DDD & KH3. Not only are lots of plot points explained less and less coherently as time goes on, but there are also lots of 100% unnecessary plot points such as the Ansem identity theft and the concept of Norting that SOUND cool and important when first introduced, but can not only be ignored, actually add to the general confusion, and not in a good way.
@lukasruston8618 Жыл бұрын
@@Nyzer_ Hey, I never said how good it was because that's all up to personal opinion, my opinion is that it's amazing (not so much from a story-telling point but just experiencing all the twists and turns is really entertaining for me). I only said that it's less confusing if you play the games in order... I never said it WASN'T confusing, just less so. Some people try to learn the story in chronological order and if you do that, you play/watch Union X first which has basically EVERYTHING from the rest of the series; Data worlds, Time Travel, Masters, characters transferring their hearts into other characters, etc. The intended order is less confusing... it's still confusing as hell at some points... just much less so than the chronological order.
@Nyzer_ Жыл бұрын
@@lukasruston8618 What I mean is that it's easier to understand up to a point. But some folks did experience it all in more or less release order and still ended up confused by some parts. That's why I said yes *and* no.
@24FramesOfNick6 жыл бұрын
At least High School Musical 2 has a simpler plot
@KnightSlasher6 жыл бұрын
High School musical is gay
@jamesreed71656 жыл бұрын
also a gay romance.
@prestonstauffer22926 жыл бұрын
that’s true
@cheeseburgah5636 жыл бұрын
You know i been thinking it over. High school musical 1 was better
@kinghadbar6 жыл бұрын
24 Frames Of Nick He had a taste of the rich life, and almost forgot the value of poor friends.
@Crazelord916 жыл бұрын
To all those non KH fans, here's a list of the few things Dunkey made up: 1) Some character and area names 2) The cause of the keyblade war (kind of) 3) How anything in X Back Cover could be described as "making sense" 4) Birth by Sleep being Tigger's Dream 5) Pumba being the main anatoginist (but who knows what KH3 will reveal) ...And that's it. Maybe 1% of the video. For better or worse the rest is a fairly accurate summary of the plot...
@DylanBelievesInTheNet6 жыл бұрын
I still refuse to believe that Kingdom Hearts is not fucking with me
@benjiusofficial6 жыл бұрын
Either you are full of shit or this games' story is some Shadow-Moses shit.
@breakfastCommodore6 жыл бұрын
@@benjiusofficial there's a few parts where dunkey is dunkey but it's surprisingly accurate otherwise
@Crazelord916 жыл бұрын
@@benjiusofficial not sure what Shadow Moses is, but this is legit. Play the games or look up any summary of them. They're great games with a weird story
@Astraldymensions6 жыл бұрын
@@Crazelord91 Someone needs to play Metal Gear Solid I see
@MapleMilk6 жыл бұрын
I love how one of Dinky's funniest videos is just him describing the game series Kingdom Hearts almost completely factually and without added humor. Kingdom Hearts, everyone.
@MapleMilk6 жыл бұрын
@@StompigatesYT Yeah you're right. Bookworm Adventures had me actually rolling on the floor unable to breathe, it was so funny
@ethan26286 жыл бұрын
Dinky...
@krusher1816 жыл бұрын
Without added humour? Did we watch the same video?
@krusher1816 жыл бұрын
Crystalism This is one of his funniest recent videos, easily. This shits so fast paced and has no bad jokes. Yeah, gatekeep KZbin video game comedy content if it suits ya.
@kennethgaleano2576 жыл бұрын
You mean to tell me that Pumba really is the main antagonist? 😂
@blackknight91562 жыл бұрын
I love how dunkey didn't need to make a single joke because the entirety of the KH franchise already is
@FireStarJutsu Жыл бұрын
BBS being Tigers' fever dream? Pumba being the final villain? Oh come on, they were funny...
@sgtpancakes4506 жыл бұрын
The worst part is I can't tell what is and what isn't satire
@jumppy14586 жыл бұрын
The best part is that all of this is accurate if you take out some of the jokes.
@Star_Taro6 жыл бұрын
@@jumppy1458 where are the jokes?
@Hikarizu6 жыл бұрын
@@Star_Taro the only parts that are entirely inaccurate are about Tigger and Pumba. The rest is just name swaps and exaggerations for comedic purposes. For example: "The Council of Shadows"=> "Organization XIII", Xehanort "transforming into a Shadow man" is not 300 years ago. And saying stuff in the simplest way possible to make it sound more dumb that it is.
@Ewilliams255 жыл бұрын
Most of it is accurate
@z3r0101015 жыл бұрын
Some of it is out of order and notice he didnt go over 0.2 was about but it was accurate because most of the series that goes down, 0.2 happens the same time. But a lot is accurate even with the satire
@MysteriousJojo6 жыл бұрын
At least 90% of this is legitimately what happens in the plot. Also, every single character who died in this franchise is alive again because of time travel, except Mark Hamill maybe, and they’re all possessed by the main villain, including at least 2 copys of Riku and 1 of Sora.
@Sitruk866 жыл бұрын
no1 defends this story telling. no1. the gameplay is fantastic, and there are great scenes. there are moments that in a bubble are fucking awesome. but the story as a whole is the worst thing ever shat onto a whiteboard. Kingdom Hearts is the Pollock of story telling.
@jdemonp6 жыл бұрын
I can't actually tell if you're joking ir not lol
@92larsko6 жыл бұрын
im not that big fan of the games, but why wouldn't they? its complicated, but that in itself doesn't make it less enjoyable
@branm54596 жыл бұрын
Time travel just makes everything convoluted
@bnhearyza47676 жыл бұрын
Mysterious Jojo Well there is that guy in KH1 who we see get killed by that heartless. He isn't alive. And then you have Eraques who was murdered by Xehanort and he isn't alive, and isn't even shown to be in the group of people that Sora needs to save. He is just forgotten about really.
@AstonishingRed6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts has the single most convoluted story in the history of gaming. The only way to piece together the story/lore of the Dark Souls/Bloodborne games are by digging through item descriptions and Kingdom Hearts still manages to make Souls lore look like the story of a Mario game.
@lurker2306 жыл бұрын
It's not that convoluted. It's just that there are so many different games split across so many consoles that it hurts. Play them in release order, and it's not that bad.
@TopKekLordie6 жыл бұрын
@@lurker230 1.5 2.5 and 0.2 also doesnt help on marketing. To really love the franchise you must have played from launch, which i did, i was there since 2003, i was 7 years old. Similar to wow, i didnt play from launch and got burnout on legion fast.
@hatef70236 жыл бұрын
Hillarious thing is that mario games actually do have a cool and good story but its just hidden and you need to figure it out yourself
@AstonishingRed6 жыл бұрын
TopKek Lordie I played the original on launch but lost track when they made the asinine decision to release a crucial piece of the story of Kingdom Hearts 2 on the friggin game boy advanced. Locking out anyone who didn’t own that console and left many heads scratching over the events of the intro cinematic.
@giovannidalmare62696 жыл бұрын
ye but u got Winnie the pooh and fucking Topolino next to anime characters so...
@sdx39184 жыл бұрын
"The only thing that makes sense *is* that nothing makes sense." -Korg from Thor Ragnarok
@JonBear6 жыл бұрын
This is 99 percent accurate actually
@santisinferno6 жыл бұрын
what part is wrong? pls tell me its not pumba being the master puppeteer
@xandme83976 жыл бұрын
Sorry bud :(
@holdmeclosertonydanza226 жыл бұрын
"zenonort"
@cadbane13206 жыл бұрын
Definitely not the Tigger part, that was 100% canon
@TeHPHoBoS9996 жыл бұрын
Are the decimal titles mostly made up at least?
@blakesillence97486 жыл бұрын
Kingdom hearts story makes you really feel like batman
@sheeesh4046 жыл бұрын
really makes me FEEL like spiderman
@andrejsofkoski57896 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@DeadKraken6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts is the Dark Souls of Batman games
@SammyWammy386 жыл бұрын
Coupled with gameplay that made me feel like spiderman
@GuimoTheGizo6 жыл бұрын
The problem when you only have played the side games is that you can't tell if Dunkey's joking until he says the word Pumba.
@Svefngengill6 жыл бұрын
When you say side games, you're referring to kingdom hearts 1 and 2, right?
@atomiccrusader45606 жыл бұрын
WHICH ONES ARE THE """"SIDE GAMES""""!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
@Astraldymensions6 жыл бұрын
For real
@GuimoTheGizo6 жыл бұрын
I meant KH I and II basically. I've played a lot of KH games except the ones that could be considered the "main ones".
@janaye75414 жыл бұрын
“...to summon Kingdom Hearts, which is a video game for the PlayStation 2.”
@XiaoFury3 жыл бұрын
Watching this video made me realise the biggest problem with KH: The games were released out of order and on purpose, AND on several expensive game consoles...and that one phone game whatever.
@NapalmX7176 жыл бұрын
Who needs a Kingdom Hearts wiki when you've got Dunkey to make things crystal clear of this mess of a plot.
@Akijolive6 жыл бұрын
You understood anything out of that? I'm still just as lost as I was before
@asadmansha39356 жыл бұрын
Nah, Pumbaa is the real antagonist here and Eor is the cause.
@Marc_D_Young6 жыл бұрын
The Joke _____________ You
@iii25246 жыл бұрын
Everything he said in this except for the Tigger and Pumba bits were actually real storyline.
@johnjekyllson286 жыл бұрын
Ninja As someone who never played the games, this was hilarious because I had no idea during the entire video what parts were real and what parts were Dunkey.
@AttyJ6 жыл бұрын
You did an incredible job with this. Would it be possible for you to also explore the simple plot of the Metal Gear series, in the same extensive level of depth and accuracy?
@pillman16 жыл бұрын
@Alex M i see what you did there
@jackleague30866 жыл бұрын
In Metal Gear Solid 1 you play as Solid Snake, a genetically cloned super-soilder as he infiltrates Shadow Moses a remote military compound now under the control of terrorist super-cell unit called Foxhound. The terrorists all have super-powers because they were genetically enhanced with top secret nanomachines, Snake uses his own nanomachines to rescue Darpa chief but then master chiefs nanomachines make him have a heart attack. Then Ninja Gayden kills everyone and snake has to shoot at him so that he will reveal his true self it turns out octogon was the ninja all the time, he reveals that he is a gay anime guy and he only built metal gear as part of his show-stopping cosplay. *theyre gona put a dismantled nuclear missile into metal gears missile module ? - wrong they're using metal gear as peace-walker to nuclear strike its own self in order to reverse reality. By doing this they can create an infinite amount of metal gears and sell them all for one million dollars. Then Solid Snake gets captured by Liquid Snake. He reveals that they are twin snakes created from the same nanomachines as Mega Snake. Snake kicks Liquids head off and parachutes into the secret room where he confronts the legendary super-soilder Revolver Ocelot. Known for his legendary skill with the desert eagle gun. They both shoot each other 100 times until ocelots arm gets shot off and he backflips into the pacific ocean and swims back to australia with one arm. Turns out everything i said was fake and staged.Liquid Snake who is actually dead, is actually a spy for the pentagon. Snake was double-crossed by his own country into being a triple agent for the Patroits. Even though nobody is who they are anymore you have to have a fight to death with Liquid, luickly since his body is made out of water he slips off of metal gear and dies into hell.
@jackleague30866 жыл бұрын
-videogamedunkey
@PunishedKazuhira6 жыл бұрын
The boss don't have super powers. Ocelot is just an old cow boy, sniper wolf is a sniper basically who take a lot of drugs to stay concentrate for days, vulcan raven is a fucking muscul monster and of course there is Mantis who is a tribute to some spiritual experimentation made by the URSS in the past, and Liquid is just a normal soldier. Octopus is weird yes because he is able to look like someone else using his blood but nothing more is explained lol.
@CTP11116 жыл бұрын
that would be like an 8 hour video though
@EmeraldBlade983 жыл бұрын
This is actually an amazing run down of the story, it may sound like dunkey’s joking but he’s not (up until the last 5 seconds lol), good job dunkey
@VanguardOfficial6 жыл бұрын
This is pretty accurate not gonna lie
@anthony34766 жыл бұрын
Vanguard yeah surprisingly
@MMPunked6 жыл бұрын
Especially pumbaa being the ultimate villain
@benjaminlopez37246 жыл бұрын
Really? I’ve never played any of the Kingdom Hearts games so this seems legit
@Lovehandels6 жыл бұрын
I mean...might as well be right!?
@marcohumbakic75686 жыл бұрын
Are u ever doubt the all mighty donkey?
@IronSightsonBigGuns6 жыл бұрын
It is... /Distressing/ how accurate most of that was.
@MrPersonGuy10006 жыл бұрын
Memes in the video aside, this is basically the entire plot in 4 minutes, excluding some details
@Retro_Shaw6 жыл бұрын
*EXCLUDING YOU SAY*
@tibiosocialdemocrataxxx41466 жыл бұрын
@@Retro_Shaw You made my day 🤣
@kingbizkit1236 жыл бұрын
It was actually decently accurate, im surprised
@likeabossgaming43812 жыл бұрын
3:48 *HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!*
@samuraispartan70006 жыл бұрын
So much for Simple and Clean...
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv6 жыл бұрын
More like “Incomprehensible and Dirty”
@night00glider5 жыл бұрын
Carlos Alberto suffer and dirty
@DissonantSynth4 жыл бұрын
This joke is very underrated
@bigdicknigga37464 жыл бұрын
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight it's hard to let it go
@jaylenhomer4414 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@josephbrown96856 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts: A story so convoluted that even Hideo Kojima is impressed.
@MyMoltas6 жыл бұрын
Hello im Hideo kojima, What's The Deal With Kindom Hearts ?
@HellfireComms6 жыл бұрын
The greatest trick Xehanort ever played was convincing everyone that Kingdom Hearts has an actual plot.
@duckmustard3 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommendations are ON IT
@elrowlight46396 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention the visual novel that you really needed to read because it explains where Sora's mom was after the first Kingdom Hearts. Why is that important? Because she is secretly Aqua from the distant future that may or may not be covered by KH3 when it comes out. Then you forgot the actual TCG where they give you the lore through the flavor texts of each card, so if you're lost on finding the rare cards like Xemnas, Tribal Jacket Mode or Sentai Sora Black, just look it up on the internet, it's real simple. You also have to play this ARG game that requires you to go to the Square Enix website, get the password from a link, now you need to write that down because you have to travel to the actual Square Enix studio in Japan, and say that password to the receptionist where she'll make an appointment for you to talk to Nomura and he'll give you access to the Lore Library on the 13th floor of the building. There's no KH 3.3.3 Ultimate Remix of the Hearts yet so this is the only way to do this for now. C'mon, the story for this baby game with Disney characters and anime characters is real simple, it's a real shame you guys always complain about how hard it is.
@Fullmetal13376 жыл бұрын
I appreciate all the effort you put into this for a stupid joke
@pokemonique926 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's just absurd enough that it could be plausible in the jumbled mess that is the KH story, lol.
@deosillud6 жыл бұрын
I believed everything until the part about meeting with Nomura. Even the travel to Japan thing. Good joke 10/10. 5 stars.
@margenen6 жыл бұрын
The worst part is, there IS a visual novel AND a tcg. I thought this post was only a joke
@elrowlight46396 жыл бұрын
Fullmetal American joke?
@tromboner986 жыл бұрын
I saw this title and thought “oh no, he’s gonna confuse people who haven’t played every Kingdom Hearts game, by making up a ridiculous goof on the plot.” Instead he literally just gave an accurate description of the series, and he was only joking like 5 times, and that’s when you realize, the plot of Kingdom Hearts is such a joke, that you don’t need to do anything to the plot to make it sound like a Dunkey gag.
@TheKoiFish6 жыл бұрын
Yup. He may have said some names wrong but that's about it
@venerealmelon6 жыл бұрын
It is pretty accurate tbh
@AlexJones-ed1jc6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts is one of the biggest jokes of all time. If it didn’t have the nostalgia factor no one would even care for the third game.
@lbgstzockt84936 жыл бұрын
i honestly cant tell if he is telling the truth or if this is just a joke
@tromboner986 жыл бұрын
LBGST zockt I’ve played all the games and watched the “movie”, and I can tell you that he is not joking. The thing about the master being the main antagonist of the game, is just a theory and not canon, and tiger being the bad guy is obviously a joke, and he calls characters by the wrong name a handful of times to be funny, but for the most part this is completely accurate
@mcgabrielrock5 жыл бұрын
"ha that was a great joke XD" Kingdom hearts fans: yeah..... joke....
There’s some even crazier weird shit that he also missed. Like the fake Kingdom Hearts and the real one that nobody knew the difference between for over a decade.
@Jay-sl9jo3 жыл бұрын
@@zantetsuken-zero I'm surprised he didn't put anything about FF characters in here. But hey, KHIII forgot too.
@tyradiola2 жыл бұрын
I’ve spent hours researching, reading, writing my own notes, etc trying to understand this God forsaken plot and you’re telling me I could’ve watched this FOUR MINUTE video and achieved the same understanding???
@abelturner29992 жыл бұрын
Bro, I spent, like, eleven years playing this stuff and dunkey understood it better
@juliocbp93896 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this Evangelion episode before.
@ianmcpherson21714 жыл бұрын
Lmfao bro 😆
@gabeyab4 жыл бұрын
Idk if this would count as a spoiler but safety third “Oh wow! Kairi’s gonna go kill that angel! Oh. Nevermind. She got speared through the chest. Oh...”
@conceitedboy44906 жыл бұрын
"kingdom hearts is the dark souls of story telling"
@flightgravity74836 жыл бұрын
Conceited Boy “Understanding it really makes you FEEL like Batman.”
@VideoGuy2326 жыл бұрын
But Dark Souls was good. Kingdom hearts is more like the “I wanna be the guy” of story telling. Where new, random things happen at the whim of their creator without any regard for structure, consistency or entertainment
@jellyface4016 жыл бұрын
There is a chance that you don't read american comics as much as red manga or play games in that case i se how you may consider that stament, otherwise as convoluted stories go is just averge, with the main barrier for understanding being the multitude of games on diferrent plataforms.
@Bryndleson6 жыл бұрын
@@VideoGuy232 Kingdom hearts isn't even that confusing, people just skip like 3 or 4 games worth of story and then go "Y ME NO UNDERSTAND STORY"
@VideoGuy2326 жыл бұрын
Bryndleson I fully understand the story and have played the games. But we both watched the same video, and if you think that it wasn’t at all confusing, then you’re delusional
@PirateSurgeon1166 жыл бұрын
I mean it's funny, but like 99% of what dunkey said is real.
@frostycane51346 жыл бұрын
PirateSurgeon 100%
@crome20216 жыл бұрын
And thats the saddest part about it.
@thegoodvegan74413 жыл бұрын
It starts to make complete sense after you’ve watched it 12 times
@Ghost1406 жыл бұрын
Are we sure Kojima has nothing to do with this series?
@deuceyd84686 жыл бұрын
MGS is way easier to comprehend than this shit, especially because the answer to everything is nanomachines
@warzIbanez6 жыл бұрын
@@deuceyd8468 Nanomachines... Son.
@Mochitachi706 жыл бұрын
@@deuceyd8468 By that logic the explanation of anything in KH is darkness
@wolfie232886 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kriwient6 жыл бұрын
Kojima games are actually somewhat thought out. And the gameplay, graphics and combat are always on another level.
@ProjectDestati6 жыл бұрын
lmao I'm incredibly impressed
@SuccubiPie6 жыл бұрын
All the big names on top comments
@criticallyded92116 жыл бұрын
What?! This is amazing
@Chainchop7896 жыл бұрын
Love your channel. Just found out about it because of this comment
@rachetyclank16 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here
@TeaRex6 жыл бұрын
This is of course assuming you don't consider 4x4 Dreamtable Kingdom hearts the Board Game as canon which reveals the clones brought their copies from the alternate universe where simba decided to eat pumba.
@egaliseur84306 жыл бұрын
Tea Rex no disrespect to the Dunk, but this comment made me laugh harder than the video.
@kenandavis6206 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful... I almost cried. Like fuckin applause, standing ovation, give me more, come and do my kids 7th birthday party, I'm in love. Lol
@1999ToyotaCorolla9 ай бұрын
I love how this is the second most viewed explanation of the series on youtube