Bow Rail Destroyed | Miami Boat Ramps | Broncos Guru | Wavy Boats

[@randerson4383]

“snatch and grab”. That is exactly what I was thinking.

[@jim5k]

Wow the stern on that one!!😲

[@gregpopp4847]

Surprised the "man" didnt write him a citation

[@Hamchuck112]

Is it natural or is there another layer of fiberglass?

[@jaredtrainer1991]

Looks like an aftermarket stern

[@detroyt232323]

That's a 3 down here in Miami. You really need to visit 😉

[@BabyGators]

@@jaredtrainer1991that transom was definitely replaced. Bet the motor is beat to hell too. Probably thrown a rod or two

[@jukeboxwarrior5367]

Whoever that cameraman is, he deserves a raise for not zooming in, and he also needs to be fired for not zooming in.

[@dgronzega8073]

Good news, you got a bonus Bad news, you're fired? 😉

[@UncleRoots413]

Bwahahahaha

[@TheJaymon1962]

Heh

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Try tipping the cam guy for a closer focus.

[@Mike-gw9yt]

That cake......damn

[@haroldhenderson2824]

I am surprised! The smaller bikinis USUALLY mean the deck hand is LESS valuable.

[@cracker4706]

I work on a tug boat She would do just fine !!

[@lorneserpa5888]

So true. Don't need a toy on my toy.

[@Jeeps_guns_bbq]

She's a unicorn

[@DonziGT230]

The bubble butt girl was a great first mate.

[@ultrastoat3298]

BBL Drizzy

[@user--710]

chicken legs

[@virginiatrailcameravideos]

Wow that was a NICE view on this one.

[@markfischer6057]

Thank you to captain for taking it nice and slow and making this an extra long video.

[@budm9982]

The gal on the bow line had it going on! She knew her stuff for sure.

[@danielmartens156]

Can you say injections? 😁

[@2dthoughts]

Looked crazy not having any meat in her legs to go with her bubble

[@genechronister7085]

Lovely, lovely lady

[@michaelking42]

Yeah I think she's straddled a bow rail or two in her time.

[@Bhanna4d]

BBL's are gross

[@ml.2770]

Thank you for the new zoom feature KZbin. I imagine it will come in handy one day.

[@ronaldjames8279]

I'm always amazed at the number of boaters who back up without looking where they're going.

[@jakerazmataz852]

I'm amazed at the number of car drivers who don't look behind them. Probably the same people. 😁

[@PlymouthVT]

Me too they just back up...

[@jamesscott9081]

What a fantastic behind!

[@Robalo450]

Who is here because of the "thumbnail?"

[@2Skinny]

You know the answer.

[@sawxpatscelts]

i love plastic butts

[@viper306m]

Men of Culture

[@FalconMidget]

That has to be one the nicest asses I’ve ever seen. If its fake they did a damn good job

[@michaelkaniecki1998]

it is fake though

[@jefftodd2598]

I don’t even have a boat but I get nervous as heck watching these videos!

[@robertmorris8997]

You can learn a lot about what NOT to do, but the best practice is to do it. Kind of a learn fast thing.

[@closewatcher8586]

LOL - He took his time because he had a great view.

[@kkutube1972]

That was NICES

[@mrelusive8038]

i didn't even notice the boat.

[@firstsgt279]

Almost a Full Moon tonite!

[@stevewalters881]

All I can say is thank you

[@matthewowens455]

The rump on that was outstanding

[@raynman6466]

Outstandingly fake

[@hashberry111]

That has to be the best ass we've ever witnessed on this channel my gawd

[@Mrkriner]

@@raynman6466so we’d still motorboat them cheeks

[@nickv3085]

@@raynman6466exactly. Shit looked implanted as hell.

[@axelfoley1406]

On another girl that it is a little less pencil looking, yes, it would be outstanding. Looks kinda out of place there...

[@Power5]

3:47 I need a bow girl like that. Well I need a boat again first. Then the bow girl.

[@Chris_In_Texas]

5:16 They got lucky they didn't get a ticket for no stern light either! 🤦‍♂💲

[@Wjohnson8437]

Those hams were better than what I had for Thanksgiving. I am surprised he made that angle.

[@22onwheels12]

happy birthday to my man at 4:15 ... he brought his own cake to the party

[@Mike-gw9yt]

Damn right he did!

[@craigborrenpohl1233]

Cake made with almond milk, fake sugar, imitation flour. Just too fake.

[@jonnygranville281]

It warms my heart to hear about jetskiers getting tickets

[@kilojeromesmith4488]

I am friends with the female game warden in my area. It was her soul purpose in life was to write tickets to the jet skiers. The later in the day it got the faster she would write them up. She wasn’t a mean lady but strictly by the book.

[@NWTejas]

non boater, here... I am assuming the jet ski's don't have proper running lights? therefore the tickets after dark?

[@edsutherlin473]

I don't know if jet ski's have lights or not. But there should have a bounty on them. Running or not.😅

[@floridagirl386]

@@edsutherlin473you aren’t allowed to operate them @ night

[@chadrumsey7895]

What a dumper on that one

[@ultrastoat3298]

BBL Drizz y

[@jimley9700]

nice lower unit on that one

[@kdm_entertainment]

Is the guy with the bandana wanted or something?

[@markscanlon9909]

Is it mandatory at Miami boat ramps to make sure you are drinking before attempting to dock a boat.

[@VitaKet]

You wouldnt be?

[@yourfavoritelawnguy2722]

That aftermarket bumper she has serves as a flotation device

[@crispysocksss]

Floating faced down lol

[@raynman67]

Cap ain’t paying attention on that first launch, his job to make sure boat is ready to depart.

[@itsjustJay863]

At 3:49, if you pay real close attention, you’ll see some boats.

[@oldNavyJZ]

Where? I paused and still can't find them.

[@arumforyou]

Thanks, saved a lot of time.

[@4842arendal]

The captains have the same training as most police 🤣

[@joshc7091]

Ya we recognize this boat😅

[@CaptainJasonLilley]

One of my jobs as a captain is giving instruction to new boat owners and owner that need lessons for insurance purposes. Watching these vids is pretty painful yet entertaining, LOL!

[@meltdownman8911]

Wow, totally shocked - saw a kid with a life jacket on.

[@lorneserpa5888]

Where can you leave a truck and trailer overnight there? I'm from the Merritt Island area and want to go play on Biscayne Bay for a couple of days.

[@richardhillier442]

That was hectic in the light...the darkness was kinda kewell to see. 😊

[@cjg2974]

Guy in the black shirt... Living the good life

[@mitchf1508]

I'm always amazed at the term "Captain". Yes, they are at the helm, and in control of the boat, so to speak... I remember our family having to take a boating safety class back in the early 80's when I was just a teenager and we got an 18' Fiberform ski boat. Pretty cool boat at the time.. 305 Chevy V8, 4bbl, 230 hp OMC outdrive (that kinda sucked...) Anyway, had to pass the test and carry the card to drive the boat if pulled over (we did a couple of times during our time with that boat). Mom, Dad and I got ours... Never did any of the DA stuff these guys you show do.. ha, ha... Anyway, I haven't "captained" a boat for some 40 years now, but it sure was fun back then and could dock, load, unload our boat as a 16 year old punk kid! :)

[@jonnygranville281]

That's the best. It was a confidence booster for me as a teenager to learn to "Captain "

[@mikshmt91]

That's a great Bubble on that one

[@Bumper1869]

I have to say to me this seems like a super busy dock and I am glad to not have to boat there.

[@jakerazmataz852]

It's been a lot worse.

[@randymagnum143]

Are butt implants neutral buoyant?

[@gradydoran4738]

Interesting how blue captain seemed to have lost his ability to perfectly approach a dock in just a few hours. 😂😂😂

[@genedavella9817]

What a Coolo!

[@bradcarpo5917]

Wow, a show about people who should not be on the water.....try Michigan. It's nice n cold here.😮

[@ChainsawFPV]

Those were some perfectly round cheeks. Lol

[@sigsauer3719]

Nice T and A. Please have the camera zoom in next time…😅

[@bindig1]

I just can't believe how incapable so many people are with boats

[@VitaKet]

How often have you docked a boat out on a big lake or ocean? Even calm it's not hard to overshoot etc.

[@Alf-mg9wz]

3:42 This is why you clicked on the video.

[@RealButcher]

Fun.. we have some locks here in Holland.. where people just sit at side benches and stare at those boats (ego's) trying to get in front of the others.. and then this workboat comes and has right of way... man, if they had guns it would be mayhem.

[@Super-J10]

Paid For

[@RussellHoughton]

Why do the jet skis get tickets after dark. Do they not have nav lights.

[@catlover1394]

The first boat captain is not ready to drive a boat, very dangerous situation.

[@saaamember97]

On that blue and white Intrepid (beginning of video), are those old twin Mercs (black cowlings)? I don't think I've ever seen motors without the manufacturer's name, or at least a logo, on them!

[@LongBinh70]

Nice white nav light...

[@scottmcnichols4885]

NASTY BBL

[@rockcityfpv9117]

That aZZ of the girl on the bow is AMAZING ...pausing.

[@craigborrenpohl1233]

Looks way too fake, like discount surgery fake, tough to see.

[@rockcityfpv9117]

@@craigborrenpohl1233 It does look like it was surgically altered (pretty sure it is) but my eyes was still like OMG.

[@bryanskelton781]

Thanks!

[@MiamiBoatRamps]

Thanks for the Super!

[@edwardhovitz1753]

What is up with the bandanna?

[@edwardzamorski3711]

Looks like there's a current there hard as hell to dock

[@kellss3]

He's lining up to the dock...it doesn't look good and bam takes out the bow rail....but the good news is he saves the tower & speakers for another day....so stay tune for more of Mr. crash in the next episode

[@chaddebord5886]

2 words. Nice Pooper.

[@Sun_Salt_and_Gasoline]

So you are criticizing all these people and their docking skills. Can you do a video where you show the world your perfect docking and loading? You must be absolutely perfect at it, eh?

[@christopher4207]

3:45 That's one BAD BBL...

[@TheJaymon1962]

Nice snatch and grab there

[@tomrogers9467]

Half right.

[@robertmorris8997]

@@tomrogers9467 Nice grab?

[@tomrogers9467]

@@robertmorris8997 Try again.

[@robertmorris8997]

@@tomrogers9467 heh

[@HoosierThrottle]

Oh my, how I love cakes :)

[@MLATX512]

Are women's bodies changing? I don't remember any hiney bones looking like that when I was a kid. 😆

[@philpyung4831]

Cosmetic surgery one hundred percent. Butt implant

[@randygonzalez9808]

Are fenders illegal here too or something??

[@axelfoley1406]

Innnnteresting...

[@Australiacalling]

Also I have said this many times, please use a single continuous line tied at the bow and stern on your boat, you have far more control over boat.

[@jonnygranville281]

Makes sense, never thought of that

[@AW-yv9sq]

It would be hard for these types to throw that when they miss the dock by 15ft and crooked

[@andresmorin9487]

Cannot believe the amount of unqualified people to handle a boat.

[@jamesp13152]

I bought a boat and was handed the keys. I paid a qualified captain for lessons, very well worth the money!

[@Zero-mp5dt]

yeah butt... how do you zoom in on youtube?

[@johngabrynowicz9869]

Just goes to show how flimsily these disco boats are built. All glitz and glam. If I bought a boat that was so poorly built the bow rail was destroyed by a gentle tap of the dock I would get rid of it immediately.

[@robertmorris8997]

Dad let me drive the boat when I was 6. 14 foot Sears runabout with a 45 Sears engine.

[@PlymouthVT]

Most of these "Captains" couldn't handle a shopping cart much less a boat.

[@TWTexasA1]

Man that dude couldn’t dock it in the daylight and he thinks he can do it at night….ya right 🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@caribbeanbound8357]

why were the jet skiers getting tickets when arriving at night?

[@snorman1911]

They don't have running lights.

[@gregpopp4847]

VERY concerning that these people are navigating on the HIGH SEAS !!!!

[@rkf2746]

Seems that some of these folks would be better off sticking with a jon boat with a 10 hp Evinrude.😀

[@joshhomer4367]

Seems like so many people have just crap for dock lines! Seems like a lot of issues start and end with inadequate lines…

[@bradcarpo5917]

I'm glad they're not in Gloucester 😮

[@detroit19531]

You know how it goes A-day on the water couple of beers? A couple more beers and docking becomes a hazard.!😢😮

[@ericvondoodleburg8388]

3:42 Jesus!!

[@JeffKirk-rm6ne]

He's got a nice but clean it up dood !!¡!!

[@joecody195]

No white light on that last boat

[@kimberlyvarra4044]

Implants are very nice and round, a bit high though..

[@rainysunday6186]

More money than brains.

[@oldschoolhawking8191]

Nice play-by-play by the commentator.🗣️

[@davboston]

Sheeeettttt

[@axelfoley1406]

The guy in red at 4:45 So close, yet so far.

[@spineguy1553]

Where do I get a grab a ho like that boat captain has? Been looking for a hen like that. 😂

[@skullhart]

Booty boat needed a stern light. Luck the Mia PD was busy

[@EdWeibe]

well, yeah, thats the new FLex-a-rail.

[@PatricioGarcia1973]

Why jet skiers getting tickets? They can’t operate at night or dusk?

[@mikeanonymous669]

3:43 Youll thank me later! Look at the Hams on that girl!!!!! :P

[@jeffsim8664]

Dock lines are such a complicated thing

[@nevets4190]

Wait there was a boat?

[@charlesjohnsjr.5809]

Nice thumbnail

[@urmama9845]

The stern mate was 😮

[@morsecode4036]

Are these the same players who hit the 🎱 with all their might?

[@JohnRoberson-d4k]

Full moon

[@brentabrams2424]

Imagine spending all of your time recording people dock their boats while backseat quarterbacking the entire time. I'd love to see your boat broncos guru

[@Hamchuck112]

You've been in one of his videos haven't you?

[@davidjames5727]

It's sort of funny how he tries to over sensationalize, every move anyone makes....get them views buddy !!

[@brentabrams2424]

@@Hamchuck112 I've never been to Miami bud

[@Hamchuck112]

@@brentabrams2424 not a bad thing

[@chubbrock659]

Bad boat Parker spotted 😂