Michael Malice: Thanksgiving Pirate Special | Lex Fridman Podcast

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0:00 - Introduction
1:28 - Beauty and mantis shrimp
6:02 - Parrots, Pirates, and Monty Python
12:14 - Humor and absurdity
19:35 - Thanksgiving
48:15 - Unboxing the mystery box
1:04:13 - Karl Marx and religion
1:12:30 - Art
1:16:44 - Books
1:29:21 - How to be happy
1:31:31 - Depression
1:32:35 - Fear
1:34:01 - Betrayal
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Here are the timestamps. Please check out our sponsors to support this podcast. 0:00 - Introduction & sponsor mentions: - Policygenius: www.policygenius.com/ - MasterClass: masterclass.com/lexpod to get 15% off - Shopify: shopify.com/lex to get $1 per month trial - BetterHelp: betterhelp.com/lex to get 10% off - Eight Sleep: www.eightsleep.com/lex to get special savings 1:28 - Beauty and mantis shrimp 6:02 - Parrots, Pirates, and Monty Python 12:14 - Humor and absurdity 19:35 - Thanksgiving 48:15 - Unboxing the mystery box 1:04:13 - Karl Marx and religion 1:12:30 - Art 1:16:44 - Books 1:29:21 - How to be happy 1:31:31 - Depression 1:32:35 - Fear 1:34:01 - Betrayal

[@TigburtJones]

Thanks Lex, let’s play Diablo 4 I see you’re trying some Joe Rogan cosplay…

[@lisabortell]

Lex is Sexy w Hair!

[@nerijusmiskelis4513]

Man can you do an episode with David Grusch?

[@whitneyfulton-wd7ug]

Brilliant as usual. And though the pirate persona caught me off guard a bit, I think I'm a fan. ❤️‍🔥

[@curiousbystander9193]

David is still really big..... let's wrestle!

[@King-O-Hell]

I want to see Lex's closet. 20 suits and one pirate costume.

[@freeconsciousness7789]

Yes 🦜

[@Pfeffa]

And maybe a Falco costume

[@chrisperrine6905]

Or is it one black suit and 20 pirate costumes?

[@AlexandraMercado-cp6kj]

😂🤣

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

He's eastern European and probably minimalistic and frugal. One black suit, one pirate outfit.

[@danielbloresingersongwriter]

Why does Lex look so right dressed as a pirate?😂

[@AurioqueG]

Why would anyone not look right dressed as a pirate? 😂

[@briangalloway3684]

​@@AurioqueGI'm with this guy ∆

[@Sinsman]

@@AurioqueG He looks a bit like Capt Hook minus the hook hand.

[@Ana-ug5wt]

It’s the posture he doesn’t slouch

[@StopListenThink]

Which one….captain Morgan, Captain Hook, captain jack or captain Kirk 😂❤🎉

[@gat2asp919]

I wish these two did a podcast together. They play off each other perfectly. Even just like once a month or something.

[@bryck7853]

Monthly Malice

[@keengkai8175]

Eager to spoil a good thing, arent ya

[@odonnelldenise]

Yes PLEASE!!!

[@Eddie_Munster]

@@keengkai8175 is that the line your wife gives you?

[@LibertyGoose]

@@Eddie_Munsterouch

[@pigro2]

There's nothing quite like seeing these two calmly give each other shit for an hour and a half. ❤️

[@CalebCruzFlores]

I absolutely LOVE the person Michael malice brings out of lex, it’s such a joy to see them be goofy together. Every episode is amazing.

[@PowuhToSeven]

It's like watching an introvert with their best friend

[@PowuhToSeven]

@@martin-uf6go I feel like I kind of do it out of politeness. I love to joke but I wouldn't want to offend someone for example.

[@mack7170]

Lex has shown himself to be very funny in this episode. Must be the new hardware update.

[@MrWorldasmaya]

AI is getting better and better every day...

[@jasonmoore7223]

After this update, what version are we on now? I've lost count.

[@Xcolombox1]

Wouldn't it be a software update lol

[@mack7170]

@@Xcolombox1 you're not taking the macaw into account.

[@rivalspartan9254]

Large language models constantly improve

[@JuicyPinkism]

“I don’t like pirates…” “Well your mom does” Don’t change Lex.

[@kraven4444]

That joke was almost ARRRRR rated. I'll see myself out.

[@phobes]

Lex, the "still get it up" moment is absolute fire. Props.

[@pseudonymhacklife4111]

and that can be heard @ 33:09. I agree …this moment was gold!

[@kristinaloncar778]

When Michael Malice comes again for the 200th time, I'm still gonna watch it.

[@quietprocess7403]

👀

[@jMOPS1993]

Same. Lol

[@jaycee945]

Lex and Michael bring out the best in each other. Always some of the most enjoyable episodes.

[@akumuryu]

Never get tired of these two together... they seem like great humans.

[@douglasmarkwith]

These two are hilarious together! Lex: "Do you play any musical instruments?" Mike: "No. Neither do you. I've seen your guitar videos." 🤣

[@Metro_Gnome]

Lex genuinely gets funnier every time he interviews Michael 😂😂😂

[@dubnet69]

Practice by trial and error for the bog boys!!! Where's Trevor Noah?!!!

[@noahziegler3478]

​@dubnet69 Trevor could be the least funny professional comedian. Im not sure I've laughed at a single Trevor Noah joke.

[@aga5109]

Very funny 😅.

[@RakeshKumar_07]

Who would have thought that Lex could look more human in a pirate dress?😂😂

[@radhakrishnanmanickavasaga124]

Who thought mark Zuckerberg will become more human

[@tsriftsal3581]

@@radhakrishnanmanickavasaga124 pretty sure We have been updated to accept this.

[@kellymc6812]

“Thats not how your mom explained it” is the funniest thing that Lex has ever said!!! I love these two together so much! Lex is also a very handsome pirate 🏴‍☠️

[@kellymc6812]

Also , Michael is a good looking lifeguard ❤

[@pseudonymhacklife4111]

1:32:22

[@sleepy3362]

​​@@pseudonymhacklife4111Can I thank you for commenting time stamps under all these comments. It's important for me to know, that you know, that you are being appreciate:)

[@theseabast6515]

Always great when Michael and Lex are together. Hour and a half isn't half as long enough

[@shanepye7078]

Whenever Michael comes on the podcast, it’s like a Christmas episode of a good show.

[@jms805]

But neither of them celebrate Christmas

[@insigpilot]

Lex’s expressions were so flatteringly accentuated by the pirate outfit. Loved it and anytime with Michael Malice makes for a great episode 👍🏾

[@Pfeffa]

Lex has improved at banter. This is priceless

[@kiethj7]

He has the perfect crowd around him to be able to fine tune it

[@meth3rlence]

I love your interactions with Malice -- Malice is always funny and you're generally quite serious, but he brings out your fun and you just match him so well.

[@TwoMinutePapers]

Wow, this is...one way of celebrating Thanksgiving. 😀 Really cool!

[@milztempelrowski9281]

hold onto your papers

[@casper-3]

what a time to be alive!

[@ufuoma833]

Ahhh. My dear fellow scholars.

[@Ottee2]

I love hanging out with these guys.

[@DeltaNovum]

Why do I hear your name being spoken aloud, in your voice, inside of my head, as soon as I see the words "two minute papers"?

[@blinoldluv]

You look so relaxed with that outfits, Lex. You smile and laugh a lot. I love it. Happy Thanksgiving.

[@RomeoBlancoOfficial]

Just when I thought Lex has reached his highest level, he steps it up and dresses up as a pirate 👏

[@omegaofgaia]

I love seeing a good chat between any two good friends. The banter is something we should all strive for.

[@Matt_R310]

Easily my favorite podcast duo. Michael always has a few thought provoking things to say.

[@dufung3980]

Nonsense, go watch Lex talk to schmachtenberger and grow a brain :)

[@damirkvajo]

I just love their relationship and how they roast eachother

[@stephenholmgren405]

Ive been depressed for weeks but the first 1 second seeing Lex as a pirate made me burst out laughing and cured it 🤣

[@aga5109]

Good for you !

[@microsoftpain]

The Michael Malice episodes are my favorite, and this one was posted on my bday. Thank you guys for this, I could not have asked for a better gift. 😃

[@kwg5044]

Nothing could have made me happier right now than to see this! Yes! Can't wait

[@fishfish8879]

“A trap is only a trap if you don't know about it. If you know about it, it's a challenge.” ― China Miéville, King Rat

[@jennifermarlow.]

I love that book, and the whole series.

[@bryck7853]

When I realize it is a trap, it becomes a challenge. Nothing stays a trap.

[@2ndSprings]

"I'd rather be the person who sees beauty than the person who sees garbage." -- MM Thank you for this interview, Lex. It's always beautiful.

[@AlexandraAndStuff]

"When I look at you I see beauty and most people see garbage" was such a perfect finishing touch to this conversation, haha.

[@Toxondomo]

33:05 that timing was perfect and lex trying not to crack up oh my god 😂😂

[@brianclark641]

Lex has some great one liners😂

[@screamdreamer9085]

Imagine the other neighbors in their neighborhood. “Honey, I think the robot guy is doing another radio show with the short trouble maker guy and their dressed up again”

[@shaunpowell5280]

Hate to be a Grammer asshole, but ...not really, it's they're. It's another of those Stoopid American English annoyances. Example; Lex is funny looking today,as well as mike.each has brought a charming flare to -their- silly satire. -your-welcome. Hahaha, what a maroon I am!

[@screamdreamer9085]

@@shaunpowell5280 I’m usually pretty good about the spelling/grammar of that word. Thanks?

[@wiggypop1325]

Thank you both for making my day a little better, Lex's deadpan face in that pirate getup had me smiling the entire podcast, love y'all 😘

[@matthewk9563]

I cherish these Malice specials

[@akaku9]

I think what I've grown to most like about Michael is the range of emotions he brings out of Lex. thank you for everything that you do.

[@johnwarring2337]

Norm is the greatest stand up comedian of all time. Glad he was mentioned. Every podcast should mention Norm. Read or listen to his book, it's wonderful. "Based on a True Story"

[@X_w45ey89]

Second that.

[@johnwarring2337]

@@X_w45ey89 hell yeah

[@michellemonet4358]

I agree.. Norms the best

[@homesickNovalis]

A lot of stand-ups can make me laugh, but Norm was my favorite cuz he always brought me joy as well..

[@bbbbbbb51]

It's no coincidence that he's genuinely one of the most wise, insightful, and intelligent comics too. It takes a real smart person to do perfectly play the dumb guy. It takes someone who thinks differently and doesn't need others to do the thinking for them. Norm was an absolute treasure & I'll forever regret not seeing him in person before he died. Just wanted to shake his hand once.

[@braydenkaye4827]

The best days are the Michael and Lex days

[@katjakirsche5740]

Oh, I love them two dearly! Picturing me in the same room with them I would never stop laughing!

[@nancyyancy5199]

I'm thankful for Lex , you have helped me learn and broaden my horizens, and for the bravery in sharing this silly nature. Michael, I love you too.

[@naushadalir1]

I think this episode, for me, was the first where Lex displayed his mastery of humour. Filled with so many moments of joy amidst yet another engaging conversation. Thanks for this episode. Truly a special one.

[@nottmarketing]

What's that, Mister Parrot? Best duo ever. This friendship is a wonder to behold. I want more.

[@TheMitchyb61]

Trust is the foundation of every meaningful relationship we’ll ever have in life.

[@morganrandall7765]

I love it when these 2 get together

[@MrChill156]

Lex, this was phenomenal. It helped me a lot tonight. I’m a single parent who works 60 plus hours a week while building a business on the side. I rarely get time to slow down but I’ve been off work since Wednesday for the holiday and I’ve been in an introspective mood all day. For some reason, this conversation helped me. I’ve felt very alone the past while. Working third shift doesn’t help that feeling. This podcast lifted me up and made me laugh quite a bit about the absurdity of life. Thank you. I like all your podcasts but these goofy conversations with Michael are the best. I wish you both the best. Thanks again for making me laugh tonight as I hook up these Bitcoin miners and dial in the new firmware I’m switching to.

[@diggydowdiggydow]

You can do it.

[@maiteoliveraharris7300]

I hope you find someone to laugh with and that your new business does really well.

[@MrChill156]

@@diggydowdiggydow Thanks!

[@MrChill156]

@@maiteoliveraharris7300 That’s a very nice thing to say, I appreciate that. Once my daughters got to a certain age with only a Dad, I decided that bringing in another female wasn’t the right thing for our home and our unique dynamic. It works really well and I didn’t want to mess it up or complicate it unless I found the perfect fit. Never did find that but didn’t really seek it out either. My daughters and I are really closely bonded. I decided I would start dating again after they go to college. They’re 16 and 17 now. I’ve had them by myself since they were 4 and 5. We laugh a lot together. I’ll meet someone eventually once they go to college and we’re almost there. I was afraid that I would meet someone and really like her and they would reject her and it’d get complicated. I’ve done a little dating and they rejected both of them. Honestly, I think they get a little jealous and protective of me and don’t think anyone is good enough, lol. Don’t know why I told you all this, random person on the internet.

[@anomalyraven]

It's always a joy to me to see you two together.

[@deadbrother5355]

When this Soviet man thinks of something beautiful for his home, he thinks of a factory. I love it.

[@DavidWhispers]

This is such a fun hang, thank you guys 🙏😂❤❤

[@calacestar]

I disagree with much of what Michael says, but man, I love these two together. They're so wholesome!

[@daltonbrasier5491]

"Most people are thankful for their families, but i can back it up." Peak Micheal Malice

[@danielwestereng155]

This was an epic episode! Very funny banter between friends. Fun to watch the risk and the trust.

[@morganmarston]

You guys are hilarious! Love the banter and the costumes... and Mr. Parrot 🦜

[@son_of_thor8448]

These are my favorite episodes. Malice + Lex is an amazing combo

[@georgia2277hike]

I was made aware of Michael's existence a few years back when I first started. It's always fun watching the two of you cutting up whilst philosophizing.

[@willkamps3271]

That last 10 mins was perfect kairos, so soul affirming. Strange how contexts change our receptiveness to messages keep shinning ✌️

[@jamiesalmonsculpture8599]

This was the funniest and most tender interaction ever....between two friends. When Lex opened the artwork....beautiful moment❤

[@SANEnurse]

This was such a great podcast ❤ The genuine joy that you and Michael share for the beauty in life and the friendship that has flourished between you both is a marvel! Don’t forget to wave at each other ❤

[@punalerma8017]

Hey Lex Fridman, on a serious note, I’ve had the opportunity to visit Kiev on a cultural trip thru the Smithsonian. Drove out to Kanev too. Such a beautiful land and people then in 1991 I lament the loss to humanity. I oft think of that huge steel warrior statue over looking the river and pray it survives. ♥️

[@johnisaacdavey]

Why did I laugh so hard when Michael Malice suggested making himself a piñata at his funeral.

[@ShonMardani]

At 1:26 mice-al mice is talking about mellesting and raping children 6 and 7 years old trafficked to him. Lookup Issac Kappy and what zionist gang tom hanks and seth green and lapd and ... did to him. Thanks Lex for exposing him.

[@k2tjh-hotglasspickershamau864]

And I was thinking, wow, is it about time for another podcast episode with Michael Malice? My prayers have been answered! Thank you!!!

[@erins7902]

I was just saying out loud to myself it’s that time of year for Malice & Lex… They have us well trained! Amazing! 😂

[@ablestationfoxtrot8037]

Almost without exception, the last 20 to 30 seconds of every single one of Lex's podcasts nearly brings me to tears.

[@mickycorr88]

"Whut 😐 Oh you know birds?" In that moment, Captain Lex sparrow was born. 😂

[@megalomedia]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, as always your pods Lex just make it a little sweeter ❤🎉

[@I-Dophler]

"Great conversation as always, Lex! Michael Malice never fails to offer intriguing and unique perspectives. His blend of humor and insight is refreshing. The way he approaches life and societal issues is both thought-provoking and entertaining. Looking forward to more of these insightful discussions!"

[@jj-qz8li]

Lex and Michael are giving us a gift by bouncing off each other. A great program. thanks J

[@MrEdybriones]

Lex, you were on fire today! Always great seeing you two together.

[@stevenc.5122]

This makes me so happy, I was expecting a 400th episode Halloween special with Michael Malice, but I'm happy that we got the Thanksgiving special!

[@tomharden4419]

Hearing you two critique 'The plague' and 'Animal Farm'' made me smile.

[@witchyfarmgirl]

I started my husband on “Dry Shaving” when we were dating. I collect odd/cool antiques. I started my mustache holding coffee cups. That led me to my first “Dry Shaving” cup on accident. I thought this old coffee cup was cool because it didn’t have a handle. My mom then gave me a lesson on soap mugs/cups. My mom being a barber, also collected soap mugs. I’ve purchased a few from her. At my mom’s Barber Shop, the older gentleman would have their specific mug and soap displayed in a case. When they came in for a straight edge shave 🪒 and haircut, my mom would pull their mug out of the case. All of her customers would give their mug to mom when they knew thier time was getting shorter or could no longer come in for a shave. I’m going to look up the different soaps you mentioned. There’s only one store within 100 miles of us, that sell shaving soaps. I’m definitely going to look up the brands Michael mentioned. I hope Michael puts links or a list out on his socials. I truly enjoy when both of you do shows/podcasts together. I’m a smarter, more patient, and happier person after watching you. 🥰

[@kaylacarr2200]

This conversation had me absolutely dying 😂 I just fell more in love with Lex 😅

[@ben_clifford]

I rarely like a podcast within the first 30 mins, but this one got my like in the first 3 seconds 👍

[@SendPie42069]

Lex you were on fire this pod cast! Love you!

[@louiseparker7712]

I am currently watching on my TV. Lex has always drew my attention. I wish I could draw the attention of a man who is so deep thinking and sweet ❤

[@cointrooper]

I freaking love these two together! Their banter is the absolute best! 😂

[@refaelbhatia8034]

Going down as one of the most Legendary Episode, Actually of all time, and all podcast.

[@juliesomethinorother]

Malice & ‘sex’ Friedman episodes are so fun, malice brings out so much comedy & wit from lex. Lex is actually really funny but youd never know with any other guest

[@skytech2501]

you watch Elon Pod, and you become energized you watch Michael with Lex, and you feel content and laughter

[@Dandalf_the_White]

This is my Foie Gras of Lex and Michael. It's a total joy to sit in the room and listen to those two shooting the shit and telling themselves how much they love and appreciate each other the only way guys do: With vicious unapologetic shit talking ;) Thanks for another Classic ! (Btw, I still remember Michael's bright lipstick from last year and it makes me smile and giggle) 😉

[@mrjackalope382]

I had no idea how much I wanted to see pirate Lex until now.

[@RyanStrainMusic]

The best duo in podcasting

[@Celestethebestinthewest]

I love this duo. Malice is my favorite Lex guest.❤

[@amandadean2623]

Lex is ready for a set at the Mothership😂😂😂

[@shannon462]

the parrot said the stuffing was dry .... You and Malice will always be my favorite humor combo, its a flow of 🕊️🏴 Much love sexy fridman 😂😂

[@XtoRtiioNzZ]

33:10 is pure gold Lex 🫡

[@nivschechter68]

Really fun seeing your interaction as 2 friends having a conversation. Nice change from the seriousness of the last episodes

[@keeganretzlaff6582]

I love how fun these conversations with Malice are.

[@cokomi61]

This Two Together Are So Hilarious 😆😂

[@IUMadBroI]

Never laughed this much on a podcast, hahah great stuff Lex!

[@JohanErikssonSWE]

What a gem this was, thanks for tears of laughter.

[@sooperfly88]

I love their banter. These two talking shit and laughing at/with each other is a side of this podcast that I really enjoy.

[@danamichaud8303]

Big belly laughs! You two are great together. I hope there is an episode 2. Today I am thankful for Lex and Micheal. Round 2 please. 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewyull6580]

These two have great chemistry. Just ordered one of Michaels books thank Lex!

[@jimpayne9545]

I am THANKFUL for both of these individuals, and especially when they do podcast episodes together.

[@toria165]

Same! I love them both so much but when they have chat together, I’m overjoyed!

[@Nept3rius]

This episode brought me to tears, thank you Lex & Michael for bringing something beautiful to this world

[@janeanretz9764]

That was a lot of fun. Thanks guys!

[@Scout555]

Was thinking it was time for another Malice/Lex podcast!

[@Chaos31]

This is the most grabass i've seen from Lex, and I love it.

[@DerbJd]

Highlight of my year is the Lex and Michael Malice podcasts. Christmas came early 😁

[@jamesnjoroge1197]

Lex dressed as a pirate makes me just smile. I watch his podcasts at work and though thats not ethical but this escape makes life at work worth looking forward to. Thank you lex. We love you too