The guys a multi-millionaire and deserves every penny. Turns everyday life into comedy gold and has no need to swear.
@yvonneost122 жыл бұрын
So true he's brilliant.
@annemolyneux6793 Жыл бұрын
He’s definitely brilliant, but he definitely swears!
@fernandasoares2112 Жыл бұрын
@@annemolyneux6793 a little bit, not too much as it becomes rude.
@ericburton5914 Жыл бұрын
I know he is great but why do people have to mention someone's status or worth to make up their minds cause if they are only watching cause they think he must be good cause others like him then you aren't a true fan you are just buying his ticket to say to your aquaitances you saw him so you don't feel left out.
@sandhegivens99966 ай бұрын
❤l opportunities q@@yvonneost12
@RACHELENCHNER4 жыл бұрын
Michael's greatness is in his ability to turn the most trivial human actions and behaviors in everyday life into good jokes. He has an amazing ability to observe. I enjoy every moment when he is on stage, and wonder what those close to him feel when he is around.
@pamstoneman47404 жыл бұрын
I watch over and over he is brilliant
@RACHELENCHNER4 жыл бұрын
@Len Fargell I wish I was. I respect your negative opinion of him, and hope you know how to respect my opinion.
@RACHELENCHNER4 жыл бұрын
@Len Fargell I will choose my comedians myself, thank you very much.
@cliffwheeler73574 жыл бұрын
This is meant to be a best of ? This guy is about as funny as a death at a birthday party.
@StupiderWithAB4 жыл бұрын
i feel stupider after watching this. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos. 🤔
@jemma-joon4 жыл бұрын
this guy kills me everytime i rewatch his shows, he's just timeless
@anitareasontobelieve8833 жыл бұрын
How did we make it without this delightful man before Covid? He's the best!
@AutomaticDuck300 Жыл бұрын
He’s been around since 2008
@benjaminc20074 жыл бұрын
This guy has me in stitches every time he's a comedy genius! Would love to see him live!
@sueanimallover8952Ай бұрын
Mr. McIntyre is a comic genius. He is the only comedian who I can listen to over and over again and laugh just as hard as the time before. ❤❤
@roshel-l76104 жыл бұрын
Let's admit that he is one of the best! 🔥❤️😂
@Jason-Clark2354 жыл бұрын
He certainly is a great laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@omarsolomon71564 жыл бұрын
The best ?? You obviously haven't heard of Dave chappelle or Chris rock .
@Jason-Clark2354 жыл бұрын
@@omarsolomon7156 to be honest I haven’t
@cliffwheeler73574 жыл бұрын
And this is meant to be a best of ? He's about as funny as a death at a birthday party.
@starriderkittykat90644 жыл бұрын
@@omarsolomon7156 but see,there comedy is different,his is more family Oriented and no bad language.. I love Cris rock and seen his HBO special just like I seen Eddie Murphy Raw on stage on HBO.. Their m9re gritty and Not PG!..
@HazaraUK4 жыл бұрын
What a guy, I don’t really find a lot of comedians funny but mr mclntyre gets me every time 😂 😂
@rajeshn7654 жыл бұрын
Great thing about his comedy is these jokes are all relatable world wide.
@carlinkag25254 жыл бұрын
Lol, not all of them, in my corner of the world Christmas happens in the dead of summer and the heat is unbearable. And the only snow we get happens only on the mountain peaks and people take trips to go show it to their children who've never seen snow.
@flamingpieherman98224 жыл бұрын
@@carlinkag2525 well that sounds like Florida...except we don't even have mountains...we have pictures of snow.
@carlinkag25254 жыл бұрын
@@flamingpieherman9822 Ya'll have florida-man😆 ask him to organize some snow for you!
@harryturner87014 жыл бұрын
Worldwide??? Yeah I bet Muslim countries love the Christmas jokes. I bet counties that go through famine think the dieting jokes are fucking hilarious.
@rajeshn7654 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned! I was trying to be nice!
@freddieguillemard59943 жыл бұрын
There should be a law that everybody must watch an episode of Michael McIntyre before getting up in the morning. I am convinced that the world would be a happier place……
@kirstychalk62022 жыл бұрын
Literally my pre-exam ritual all through uni was watching Michael mcIntyre beforehand to calm my nerves, 🤣
@thesilversurfer71362 жыл бұрын
Michael is the king of comedy!
@trudylieb59024 жыл бұрын
In love him too! Watch him most every night before sleep..love laughing just before sleep!!❤️❤️
@revinaque13424 жыл бұрын
"I'm just a very hungry person." I don't think I've ever related to a sentence more 😂
@sarahsalsa24614 жыл бұрын
Same 😅
@AnnaPxx4 жыл бұрын
Same here. All the time 😂
@alltoohalliwell3 жыл бұрын
I was watching this while eating a pile of chips 😂
@emerobroin25772 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy and I love it. Thankyou for making me laugh.
@corinnewatts66834 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Michael. Your vids have made this year bearable. Whenever the news stresses me out I look for you online for a quick rebalance of mood and spirit. Yr a legend mate and yr Aussie accent is enormous 🇦🇺
@marykeeps29643 жыл бұрын
I had to turn him off….I couldn’t take one more second, absolutely has me doubled over, unable to catch my breath, face soaked with tears of mirth. Michael McIntyre is a freaking comic GENIUS! Absolutely brilliant.
@earthling8585Ай бұрын
He's the funniest man I've ever seen! I'm 65 years old, so that's saying something! I have been driven to tears, painful face and stomach, and nearly peed myself!
@ishou994 күн бұрын
Yup, he should sell his specials as ab core workouts!! My stomach is so sore from laughing!
@Janlcoyne4 ай бұрын
Michael makes me belly laugh every time I see his videos!
@chrisgray99793 жыл бұрын
I love listening to Michael. Makes Covid bare able. Laughter is the best medicine and he is one of the best ever. Love from. Melb, Australia. Please visit when you can so we can see you live. ❤️ ❤️
@winterwitch4572 жыл бұрын
“They keep talking while they’re inhaling, it’s a skill that only children have” Proceeds to perfectly imitate the inhaling talking 😂 Absolutely love Michael he’s definitely my favourite comedian
@secmach40114 жыл бұрын
I have to agree he is the funniest comedian and I never get tired of watching him. I would love to see him in person but I live in South Carolina in the US but if he's ever in the states I pray he's near by so I can go to a show.
@whyanita71874 жыл бұрын
I love this guy.
@vivienneoneill54009 ай бұрын
Me to,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤
@carlinkag25254 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to everyone who's stood there pressing a traffic light button that was actually just broken
@Jason-Clark2354 жыл бұрын
That is me like at least 2 times a week .lol.
@jed-henrywitkowski64704 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@maijaz62284 жыл бұрын
I obviously did. And probably will do.
@KrisAdamsTV11 ай бұрын
I am going to see him live again soon!! I am so excited!
@KrisAdamsTV9 ай бұрын
It was amazing, as you'd expect!
@susanfairchild9271Ай бұрын
When I’m sad I watch this guy laugh so much my belly hurts best medicine ever, love you Michael 😂😂😂
@theinfiniteflightdeck4 жыл бұрын
I’m literally dying right mow! Absolutely fantastic.
@thesilencevevo98392 жыл бұрын
Micheal should really do films !! Seriously he’s absolutely hilarious!!
@sophie-eh4te4 жыл бұрын
i remember watching a lot of this live and my whole family hyperventilating when it got to "i'm feeling a little pancakey"
@carlinkag25254 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to everyone who experiences Christmas in the summer months
@autumbreeze11294 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they're not so much fun these days
@eurekalass4 жыл бұрын
Just not the same 🙁
@elitaylor29084 жыл бұрын
it’s the weirdest shit
@Jesuscares76804 жыл бұрын
Summer was the same for me.. essential worker.. I just worked with a mask on ..I'm still working with a mask on
@ybbafs58334 жыл бұрын
Never experienced snow.. kinda sad 😓
@mena94x34 жыл бұрын
His frozen windscreen bit was hilarious. I know so many people who do that. 😂😂
@susanjohnson97954 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for making me laugh. You can pull me out of a "woeess me" mood. 😁
@charlottecolley87133 жыл бұрын
You relate to us all in every daily aspect of life ..... And only you make me simply giggle.... and yes, giggle!
@sistagalsistagal81364 жыл бұрын
They should have a Zoom MM show with a Zoom Audience in The UK everywhere, and broadcast it on TV every week. It would cheer people right up. He is just so funny, and it makes you feel like your actually in the audience. I just LOVE HIM 🤣😍.
@oliegould17204 жыл бұрын
I looooooove him
@justaperson69224 жыл бұрын
Defently the best guy with the best jokes lmaoo
@Jason-Clark2354 жыл бұрын
Definitely 100%
@oliegould17204 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious
@out_of_control1Ай бұрын
Your observation skills and turning menial situations hilariously funny is genius 🤣 😂😂
@RobynStanbury3 ай бұрын
THANKS Michael ❤ saved the day😅
@sadie4me24 жыл бұрын
Just accidentally discovered this guy.....,,,,sooo funny.......I love him.😂
@jjskills53383 жыл бұрын
Same, two days ago
@petraz.66313 жыл бұрын
I swear I cried from laughter!!!!
@mena94x34 жыл бұрын
The metabolism bit was spot-on, as well!
@Slash10664 жыл бұрын
The growling tummy part had me laughing so hard
@jed-henrywitkowski64704 жыл бұрын
My brother and I are now adults. However, we still from time to time engage in sibling rivalry.
@maijaz62284 жыл бұрын
Breathe out and embrace it. It's life long.
@jed-henrywitkowski64702 жыл бұрын
@PGH Engineer The younger one, obviously! Lol.
@thecrescent9284 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious!!! 😂❤️
@Adam-kf7dj4 жыл бұрын
His kids are now 12 and 15. That was 5 years ago.
@ShinyRedGrapple4 жыл бұрын
Ew why are you so interested in his children
@Adam-kf7dj4 жыл бұрын
@@ShinyRedGrapple Grow up
@Jason-Clark2354 жыл бұрын
@@ShinyRedGrapple it ain’t that hard to find some little things out. get a life
@TsukikoLuna264 жыл бұрын
holy crud
@alexheadford98684 жыл бұрын
@@Adam-kf7dj yes he should grow up
@eachellsfinefurniture48534 жыл бұрын
Real Funny 😂, not vulgar or rude 👍
@AnnaPxx4 жыл бұрын
I'm a grown woman and I still enjoy pressing the lift button, the traffic light button and even the button which opens the doors on trains...
@ButterNutSqwoosh4 жыл бұрын
Me too 🤣
@AnnaPxx4 жыл бұрын
@@ButterNutSqwoosh ...it's a guilty pleasure...😉
@gardenjoy52234 жыл бұрын
You must have been starved for those as a little girl... Maybe from a large family? "It's my turn now!" "NO, it was Your turn 5 months ago!"
@AnnaPxx4 жыл бұрын
@@gardenjoy5223 I was brought up as an only child for most of my life, it's just an addiction! It's so empowering, pressing a button and feeling in control of something for a moment! 😂😂😂
@gardenjoy52234 жыл бұрын
@@AnnaPxx Haha, so funny. You could control everything always and got addicted to it. Keep pushing those buttons, hon.
@confirmedgamer8554 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing
@mena94x34 жыл бұрын
I almost pee’d myself when he imitated all the “chatty tummies” at the Austrian health clinic. 😂😂😂😂😂☠️🤭😬
@nicolarollinson43814 жыл бұрын
He must actually be super fit. Sooo funny. Love this man
@Shorty-uh9ks Жыл бұрын
He must be surely. Mans running and walking all the time around the stage 😅
@nicolarollinson4381 Жыл бұрын
@@Shorty-uh9ks yeah, right 😅👍
@michaelbishop91578 ай бұрын
I have never understood why so many people would rather pokes their eyes out with a sharp stick than listen to 30 seconds of Michael McIntyre
@davysmith19348 ай бұрын
Silly Billie's 😂
@janeyoke34528 ай бұрын
My favorite comedian and beautiful soul. I wonder how many women and girls are in love with him. (Me too!)
@vivienneoneill54008 ай бұрын
Me too .he makes my day ,just love him.❤❤❤❤❤
@Sarando12 жыл бұрын
He’s a brilliant comedian.
@colmmclaughlin51204 жыл бұрын
Michael you have alway made me smile thanks you
@Butterflygrrl4 жыл бұрын
Michael McIntyre is The Funniest Human Alive!
@stephaniesebastiaoandrade16384 жыл бұрын
It’s my turn! It’s my turn !!!! It’s so true!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@tomjesty39924 жыл бұрын
This was the only reason I watched the big show 😂
@mr_clean62344 жыл бұрын
I'm wheezing😂😂😂
@lordgrim17984 жыл бұрын
*“I thought i was gonna die”* *“And you LEFT me to DIE”*
@user-sy6fj2bm1z6 ай бұрын
He is BRILLIANT 😊❤
@londonshima64174 жыл бұрын
Thank god I needed to get my fix
@amnigma23423 жыл бұрын
Awesome jokes aside, I just realized that not everyone was taught this in school but the "pressure" for the weather forecast usually points out whether a storm is brewing. If there's a low pressure area near you, there's a chance it will become a storm.
@violethibiscus578429 күн бұрын
He is one of the best 👍🏻
@daniellashah79954 жыл бұрын
He is the best
@girodiboanottetempo59314 жыл бұрын
I love him.
@QwertyVirtualReality3 жыл бұрын
Michael: I don’t need to know the direction of the wind or the pressure Pilots: an I a joke to you
@maxie14454 жыл бұрын
#bestcomedian of all time
@Kidkromechan3 жыл бұрын
Watching Michael makes me want to forget walking and start skipping. *Michels voice* "Oooo look at me" *hippity hop*
@ED104084 жыл бұрын
Amazing 😂
@charlottecolley87133 жыл бұрын
You are the ever best! 🤣😂😀
@KaukungwaSakaria5 ай бұрын
The best to do it 🙌🏾
@missvidabom4 жыл бұрын
I love it when you’ve already pressed the button and someone wants to press it again because you must not have pushed it correctly.
@Emma-vn8bl3 жыл бұрын
I died when he was speaking while inhaling because the subtitles just said “music”
@harryaspris4 жыл бұрын
I don't need vitamins I have SuPpLeMeNtS... 😂😂😂
@PCStPierre4 жыл бұрын
Going from watching a Jimmy Carr show to Michael McIntyre is enough to cause split personality disorder.
@darienchrysafis36552 жыл бұрын
Yes, we DO need to know the wind direction!!!
@krrk63374 жыл бұрын
For those who curious, a stone is approximately 6.35 kg. Damn imperial unit.
@kathleen1094 жыл бұрын
Or 14 lbs.
@Menarecuteaaa4 жыл бұрын
@@kathleen109 or 6350 grams
@IDAHOmag4 жыл бұрын
Love everything he does....🤣😂🤣😂 I am in Idaho...not I da ho it’s one word. We grow potatoes 🥔 and have a blue football 🏈 turf. That’s all we are known for.
@brynesmith67904 жыл бұрын
@Bridget Frank Can't stop laughing either, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?
@sammyryan81614 жыл бұрын
The meteorology joke is so good especially when you actually understand what the pressure actually means
@yvonnerice-zf5fx11 күн бұрын
LOVE HIM
@yalocalkebab_yt60934 жыл бұрын
Sorry I’m late I got stuck in the pressure 😂
@addisonandidk833 жыл бұрын
Me and my sister have the same age difference as his sons and the amount of times we would argue about sitting in the front is ✨MoNuMeNtAl!!✨
@cathyleeziemba35082 ай бұрын
I had 4 children, a 12 passenger van. They all got a window., and there were heating and cooling vents under all 3 back benches. They still found something to squabble about!! 😂😂😂😂
@McSamwich914 жыл бұрын
Lmao, laughed my head off
@ugjohn2 жыл бұрын
Nah man then button in the lift is one of life’s thrills
@0That_Guy0 Жыл бұрын
That street light button is too real; sums up high school. People just standing there not understanding why the light never goes green.
@gabrielrlx64874 жыл бұрын
Ahhaahahahahah I never watched you but you are sooooo funny
@MrMagicianJrАй бұрын
0:24 only time me and one of my brothers would fight over who sat Where was when we were on a plane for who would be next to the window
@ROBERTSCOIN4 жыл бұрын
i have walked up to a pelican crossing and there have been someone else waiting to cross and i said have you pushed the button for the lights to change and they have said oh have you got to press the button so they was waiting there and didn't realise they had to press the button for the lights to change
@lydiaann44904 жыл бұрын
@Robert roberts That sounds Nice, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?
@ba-wp5zs3 жыл бұрын
You know...the button doesn't do anything (unless you're pressing it between midnight and 7am)?
@davidtrishhope98414 жыл бұрын
He is great
@anthonyherstell85692 жыл бұрын
9:35 the outside world 😂
@aroundM214 жыл бұрын
10:11 same pal
@geekelly000Ай бұрын
6:28 People with pressure headaches 👀
@justi09964 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣
@elzdatzz51434 жыл бұрын
im in secondary school and ik what the pressure is coz it an tell you about rain patterns and stuff its interesting XD
@Barmy-bx8ccАй бұрын
so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ViccTheThicc4 жыл бұрын
Micheal talking while inhaling CC: *[Music]*
@Matthew.Devlin5 ай бұрын
Plz come too Australia
@irisgallati4 жыл бұрын
Comment N° 11: YEAY!
@rebeccaswift75884 жыл бұрын
Lol..where I live in nor calif we have a pancake day in the spring..huge outdoor pancake breakfast