“My Name Is Ackle Ackinckacker!” | Michael McIntyre

The moment he starts asking the dentist if he's alright I start losing it.

[@whatsyournameson7208]

‘ look you need to calm yourself down ‘ got me

[@iSpellKatt]

I read this as it happened omg

[@loadedalli3640]

I laughed so hard ... hahahaha

[@Merdrynn12]

I couldn't understand how he thought that the dentist was talking about personal issues, I just lost it 🤣🤣

[@perniesweemmer51]

Me too...makes me laugh every time!😂😂😂

[@marycanary86]

"i believe in you!" slurred out with all the sincerity of a drunk girl in a nightclub bathroom XD

[@yeth3962]

Jasmine George shut up

[@maryamkim1281]

@@yeth3962 she can say NO.

[@yeth3962]

Maryam Kim shurrup

[@status8477]

Where on earth did you experience that?!!! A nightclub bathroom of course, I'm just curious about the rest of the story.

[@yeth3962]

Jasmine George shurrup

[@WizardCM-1337]

Every time I watch this I cannot breathe. Comedic genius, and the delivery is incredible.

[@chrissyandjanaable]

He is so good for the soul !!!!!

[@andreapeterfly3063]

you and me both.. must have seen it like at least 5 times by now, still peeing myself every time :)

[@lynnedoukas3439]

chrissy m h byo

[@lilianna2273]

If you put subtitles on to ackile ackinkacker 😂😂😂

[@pradeeppokharel9298]

Matt Gajownik hjuii

[@rachels9937]

i don't go out in a bib expecting assault 😭😭😭

[@MissEssence78]

Just a heads up, that is a crying emoji not laughing so hard I cry :) . That part was hilarious tho I agree :P

[@annaz4727]

I just drank a bit of water and when he said that I almost sprayed it everywhere 😂😂😂

[@crystalfarmer4074]

That part always gets me.

[@kitty62862]

“I don’t get assaulted so often, I’ve switched to absorbent clothing”

[@marshallriggen8980]

I honestly thought he said “a fox”😂.

[@WildlifeObsessed]

We admit it - we are fans. But this video was at another level. Excellent.

[@wendi2819]

"He did not disappoint" says the American. LOL 😂

[@marcoschaub8978]

He was WITH another level

[@hiyalmfortythree4268]

A masterpiece!

[@xJessJonesx]

Hygienist?!?! I need a f*cking plastic surgeon!!! 😂😂😂

[@Annie-jm1ox]

🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@digitalprism4213]

oOOOO thats what he said i heard high cheeseus.

[@domkaye1838]

Yh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christinamcdonald7308]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I always crack up when he says that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hollyturner4186]

Whenever I hear about a hygienist, I think of this line!

[@Amarah4600]

My stomach hurts and I'm crying

[@bumzilla8586]

Immi 9 inches too big for you 😏

[@xalexis.editsx]

bumzilla 85 You're disgusting

[@Amarah4600]

@@bumzilla8586 😒

[@kaylagibson3091]

bumzilla 85 that’s fucking disgusting 😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Same

[@rosza636]

Made the mistake of watching him at work and now I'm ackle cackling my way to unemployment

[@LaughingSaint66]

Relemue 😂🤙🏽👏🏼👏🏼

[@amyclarke4698]

They should have just given you a warning 😡

[@AK-jt7kh]

Amy Clarke he’s joking

[@kalynnewbold24601]

Sounds like your situation is Ackle Acking-dire

[@ИринаКузина-б7п]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@darlamccoy8946]

I have horrible depression.. When I am in a very dark state of mind, I find this video and it makes me laugh. It really does help keep me out of a worse place. This is the funniest story I’ve ever heard!!! I have watched this over 50 times! Thank you! From a depressed American lady who loves you.

[@cristinamaria427]

Take care of yourself. ask for help and try to cure the depression. Wishing you strength.

[@imagineaworldlikethat4081]

I’m glad you found something to help you. Do you go to therapy?

[@sasasthisu]

This thing made me laugh as hell kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4Wkdqt-ht-Wj6M

[@sherylreed3558]

Oh I do pray that you find, and TURN TO THE ONE TRUE SOURCE that can break ALL DARKNESS and the evil in this world that would crush us w. Depression. They are INDEED DEMONIC. IN fact it is also a Brit, one Derek Prince, Who helped myself and a DEAR FRIEND escape from such Hellish creatures. YES, they ARE REAL!! AND YES, Deliverance FROM THEM IS POSSIBLE!! PRAYERS to you, (even though I'm seeing your comment a year later)

[@liam1bo2]

Laughter is a great healer 👌

[@fyrealis]

"The hygienist? I need a phucking plathbic sphurgeon!"

[@aayahaslam]

LMAO

[@jazzman1626]

😂😂😂😂 That looks so funny in printed words.

[@aryandabas491]

My tooth is in my mouth not one embedded in my arse I’m done

[@MrTakoyaki1992]

Mah toot izt in mah mouth, nut one emunbedded im mah arse

[@nicsilvestroni9221]

ceylon :😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@peterjackson4517]

This was funny as shit!!!!

[@Annie-jm1ox]

Way too funny 🤭🤭🤭

[@huwguyver4208]

This is peak comedy. The part in the car talking to his wife 😂😂😂, the look on his face when he says "I don't know where I'm going..." just classic!

[@Mogvr7]

I am WITH the dentist🤣🤣🤣

[@gaxamillion_]

“the dentist is driving!” “the dentist is writhing?” “No! the dentist is driving!” “the dentist is writing?” “NO! THE DENTIST IS DRIVING!” “the dentist is rising?”

[@salayah8443]

what amazes me is that they never thought to get you to write your name lol

[@andrewyoung3799]

Or just show a credit card

[@lynette599]

Because it never happened....it most probably is comedy material made up.

[@officialteaincorporated243]

@@lynette599 I'm sure it's not all made up. It's most definitely exaggerated and parts are probably made up.

[@teribarrons4287]

Andrew Young well , it wasn’t here in the US where the credit card is the FIRST thing they want lol.

[@LokiLoverForever99]

That part was probably made up for comic effect. I'm not saying the whole thing is made up. But that part. Definitely is.

[@metalNanime4ever]

Oh. My. God. I've been crying and screaming with laughter like a hysteric hyena for the whole video! This is definitely the funniest thing I've ever seen/heard! Exceptionally well done, Mr. Ackinckacker! :D

[@ataraw.6142]

Doing that right now.

[@bmolitor615]

yeah, I glanced at the comments as the video started and I was like, oh yeah this is pretty funny, but I'm not choking or screaming or anything, but now we're at the hospital and he's doing his E.T. sounds and I had to pause the video to catch my breath and sort out the beginnings of a stroke I was giving myself, ow my head hurts. ah well, back to the E.T. noises...

[@elenizk6180]

@@bmolitor615 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ИринаКузина-б7п]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@calico27]

Trying to drink coffee during this video was a colossal mistake! Now insides hurt, so do my sides, throat and nose. What an absolute riot!

[@ayehtunohn]

I’m in a wheelchair. I have to lean on a table so I don’t fall of it!

[@DavidLinn]

i had to spit out my water into my trash can at one point

[@jacdaniels4039]

I was eating ice cream and I nearly spit half of it on the computer! XD

[@lys2303]

I am drinking coffee too! 💚

[@alexxhristova]

i don't remember what i was eating/drinking the first time i watched this, but i almost choked too 😂 ps. why are we all eating and drinking while watching stand up comedy? 😂😂

[@tiddler3747]

“Don’t take that tone with me Mr Ackincacker” “For the last time! My name IS ACKINCACKER!” 😂😂😂 genius

[@michael-heslop-actor]

I met him before a show, we were late and so was he. He took the piss out of my mums parking, this guy is a legend. He is so lovely!!!

[@georgecampbellvideos3517]

He's a lot shorter in real life

[@Shorty-uh9ks]

I remember meeting him while out in London. Such a nice guy honestly

[@jakey-mcfc7563]

I’m not being... pendandan 😂

[@gamingwithgetti8323]

Full Time Blues! ! 4:30

[@kalynnewbold24601]

Pundunthumb 🤣🤣🤣

[@sherrilmanion5262]

Michael is without a doubt the funniest stand up comedian I have ever seen 😂🤣😂🤣❤

[@markylon]

Maybe you should go out more and see more. He's way too main stream.

[@friedsoybean]

His eyeroll on "you need to calm yourself down" 😭😭😭

[@onetuliptree]

I'm canceling my Dentist appointment right now, 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mad9977]

lol 😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@makeupaddiction_au]

Me too because I have an impacted wisdom tooth need removing and I think I will just hold on to it for now 😂😂😂

[@davidprime8909]

I'm a Dentist this is not helping my livelihood

[@davidprime8909]

Bad joke forgive me

[@ebonyloveivory]

"Okay, look, you need to calm yourself down." I can totally believe him saying it exactly like that HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@JingerMM]

Seriously need to stop watching him. I am very pregnant. I am laughing so hard that my husband is afraid my baby will pop out.

[@Jennifer-uj6sp]

Congratulations

[@aniolliveira]

@@Jennifer-uj6sp vc

[@Jennifer-uj6sp]

What does vc mean?

[@hchcey]

@@Jennifer-uj6sp like thanks in ths or thx… now vc ?

[@Jennifer-uj6sp]

Yh idk what vc means

[@jesseleighbrackstone8365]

I’m not sure that I can live without Michael anymore. I can’t tell you how many times his particular brand of hilarity has saved my day, my sanity, and certainly therapy sessions!🙏🏻🤣

[@s_vlog1013]

Dentist: “I can’t get your tooth out, it’s stuck” Michael: “Okay look, you need to calm yourself down!” Me: *starts cracking up* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@ИринаКузина-б7п]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@mandywilkinson4535]

Same

[@SavingHistory]

I loved the. “I haven’t been attacked so many times I wear absorbent clothing.” I lost it!!!

[@szendrich]

My God! This is hysterical. I laughed and cried and couldn't stop. This must be one of McIntyre's best skits. Something about his micro-expressions that makes it impossible to stay serious longer than a heartbeat. Such talent. I never liked stand-up comedy, but I do now! :)

[@amyallen4459]

One of the few comedians who can make me laugh uproariously through their whole set. Goodness. My face hurts from laughing.

[@veldawells2839]

Michael is a comedian who has you in stitches to the point your stitches will come undone from the raucous laughter your stomach will experience! Pure genius. A great impressionist, actor, and comedian all in one on stage. The vibrancy at which Michael entertains his audience knows no boundaries. Absolutely superb. 😂😂😂

[@farhanyousaf5616]

How have I never heard of this hilarious man before?

[@jesska-xo3422]

You're welcome x

[@foolyyy19]

Your under a rock

[@mixedamvs8869]

Sameee!

[@tabby73]

Same!

[@alysononoahu8702]

Welcome Tried EDDIE IZZARD??? EVEN BETTER

[@java4656]

"My name isn't Ackle Ackinkaker. Of course, my name is Ackle Ackinkaker."

[@catherines2544]

One of my favourites. 😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteMiniacGena]

He would love my dentist story... I had my back teeth out due to having TMJD, the dentist removed them no problem whilst I’d had local anaesthetic. He gave me some rolls of cotton to bite down on to stop any bleeding and my husband said he was proud of me being brave (as I was previously always phobic of dentists) and hubby said he wanted to take a pic of me to show me how brave I’d been. He took it. The dentist eventually removed the rolls of cotton from my mouth and sent me on my way....that evening a picture appeared on Facebook courtesy of my other half showing me in the dentist chair with 2 tampons hanging out of my mouth... 😂😂😂

[@altafahmed5234]

Hands down the most amazing comedian in the world!!!

[@jjeisse]

One of the best stand-up comedians of all time

[@mahamshahid1801]

You need to CALM DOWN... I BELEIVE IN YOU THESE TWO LINES GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD😂😂😂😂😂

[@jennifercrull7747]

I never get tired of this bit!!!! ROTFL!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Oh, this my third or fourth time. Still in, well, stitches.

[@tsundereyoongi]

I should not be watching this at half one in the morning, I'm trying desperately hard not to laugh out loud as my entire family is asleep. I'm *dying*

[@olgag4178]

I was laughing so hysterically at this that my husband rushed into the room because he thought something happened and I was crying

[@billmccomb4629]

Hysterical. I've now watched McIntyre do this routine 5 or 6 times in the last month, and I still laugh out-loud every time. His command of that large stage, and that enormous theatre, are remarkable. This is a guy I'd wait in line to see!

"Pants down you're the loser" That's a callback to another great bit in this program about parents and people without children. Search it and watch it, it's hilarious. And then you'll understand that line. ;-)

[@eliduran5966]

Et

[@mac_tire_aonair]

It's here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGO6ZWSgbtp7iLM

[@wasple]

Thank you! It became even more hilarious 😁

[@mac_tire_aonair]

@@wasple - I know!!!

[@sharonmullins1957]

@Adham MOHAMED That is what his kid says to him, when he sees his butt hanging out of the sheets. It relates to another skit.

[@greenscarf11]

This story ALWAYS makes me cry of laughter every time i watch it 💀😂

[@sv1boyhsavage883]

"Omg you poor thing tell me what the matter is"😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@kranberry3318]

I love this bit every time I see it and I’m about to show it to my grandmother who manages a dental office

[@warrior4633]

He's the best comedian I ever seen.

[@henrikfalkner6619]

I watched this in bed with ear buds last night. I was laughing so hard, almost pissing myself, with tears streaming down my face, convulsing with belly laughs - waking my vife who thought I was having a heart attack. Ackinkacker - you are the best!

[@ulrikarosendahl2489]

A friend put it on FB,and now I've seen it 4 times and I am crying of laughter....he is brilliant,spot on and absolutely hilarious! I'm going to show this to my mother who used to work as a dentist nurse....🤣🤣🤣

[@vickigiles6309]

Love this guy! I have seen "The Dentist" tons of times. It always makes me laugh and I hear something new every time.

[@melodiecasajuana53]

I live him! He hasmade me laugh many times before!! Tbhs time I was crying for 10min non-stop even after reoeating gags and next day even remembering ' I need a phuckkk cosmetic surgeon' etc... ok he has exagerated nut some must be true and genious to make it THAT funny! He is NOW my favourite comedian!!! Oberservational comedy at its BEST!! Thank you Mr. Akinkerkah...!!

[@gardenjoy5223]

"I believe in you." Adorable.

[@jessieliu4052]

I am in tear 😭😭, the best thing that happened in a stressful day

[@kiokothecuddlyquailspud1389]

I have watched this now for the what 10th time and I'm still laughing so hard I'm snorting, crying and chocking on my own spit! Seriously one of the greatest and most genuine comedians I have ever seen!

[@abornbuyer]

When ever I am feeling stressed out and need a really good laugh I go and find a video with Michael performing. Because no matter how bad my day is he can make me laugh so hard I start crying! He is just the best!

[@rees2645]

Myself and my 11 year old daughter were laughing so hard at this, we couldn't breathe! Best belly laugh, ever!

[@CaresinVerse]

So perfect is this man at comedy; material, enactment and timing, that in my 34 years as a theater arts teacher, I have never been so thoroughly impressed. Michael McIntyre reigns supreme. 👍

[@user-ir7rb6lg7d]

all I can say is: thank god I haven’t spent 34 years in theatre so that I can actually just enjoy the bit instead of pedantically assessing it

[@youareloved4226]

@@user-ir7rb6lg7d she wasn't being... pendandanm

[@slinkeepy]

@@user-ir7rb6lg7d What a ridiculous comment

[@slinkeepy]

@@youareloved4226 LOL

[@lafamilledegrace5442]

C ughh! What EVER YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME & YOUR LIFE IS SO WRONG & UGLY that it pours out from you and your sweaty body, yuch

[@aryandabas491]

Lol wish I had a dad like him Wish I had a dad Hey guys going through a rough patch in life my mum is unwell keep me in your prayers . peace

[@ellabella1924]

Omg I'm actually dead 😂 R u ok

[@bumzilla8586]

Hi son it’s me .... dad ...

[@sbhb56]

Don't worry @Ceylon, instead of dad you'll have much more in your life :)

[@summerdreams7949]

same here! :(

[@achanwahn]

🎻

[@stuartcarden1371]

I nearly had an asthma attack watching this. One of the funniest sketches I've seen in ages! Seriously, it's up there with Billy Connolly's incontinence trousers 😂😂

[@angelicadino6777]

I had to pause I couldn’t breath from all the laughing 😂

[@Mothbutnotman]

Watching this in the middle of the night was a terrible idea, I'm laughing uncontrollably like a donkey from hell, my poor grandparents must think I've finally lost it

[@autumbreeze1129]

This seriously never fails to make me laugh. It's just too bloody hilarious

[@barryrodrigues6876]

This is easily one of the funniest skits I've ever watched. I've been rewatching it since I first heard this routine back in 2016, and it's my go-to whenever I'm down or need some laughter in my life.

[@TheL00nyM00ny]

U can’t watch this in public without people thinking you’re crazy

[@chloebobs1]

My ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE joke from Michael... This man is a genius!!!!

[@sabrinarinaldi6339]

Absolutely hilarious!!! Could not stop laughing, had to stop the video a few times just to breath... He's the best!

[@fraukew.2320]

Best Comedian ever! My stomach hurts from laughing....greetings from Germany! 😂😂😂

[@nicolahyett3692]

Massive fan of Michael McIntyre! His observation skills of every day life are brilliant!

[@andreamerlehoward]

He broke his dentist. LOL!

[@carolsmith9675]

July 2019 after a very trying visit to the dentist and going through a bridge removal; and extracting three teeth! Dentist could not pull my teeth; so he gave up and cut them out!! When I got home I clicked on to Michael's dentist visit!! It was exactly what I went through and more! But you know what it was hilarious I was laughing and crying at the same time and hurting this kid is good thanks Michael!!!😁

[@charlottecolley8713]

You just crack me up!!!! My neighbours must think I'm nuts hearing me giggle, giggle and giggle 😃 😀

[@mentiaier9708]

I just spat out on the screen trying to control my laugh.!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is effing hilarious!!!

[@vanmamawannabe6360]

This is THE funniest dentist routine I’ve ever heard!!! The dog thinks I’ve lost my mind.

[@kimsmith1383]

I can watch this over and over again, of which I have, and laugh so hard, each time, that I have tears streaming out of my eyes. 🤣

[@PerthViking]

Truly one of his funniest routines. Brilliant! After all the times I’ve watched it, I still cry laughing.

[@johokeen1]

I love Michael's brand of humour. Brilliant deliveries, always. Simply put, a national treasure...🌟🤗💐

[@taniapannellini5209]

Master piece, seriously, impeccable! And so simple too,!

[@KingOfGamesss]

T-Shirt: I survived Michael McIntyre's 'My Name Is Ackle Ackinckacker!' skit...barely

[@Howiesgirl]

I just love this man! He never fails to make me truly laugh out loud. I'm American, & I've been told that most of us don't "get" his humor, but I think it's great. I'd love to see one of his shows in person someday.

[@jessicastillwell2222]

My husband and I recently discovered you on youtube. You have by far become our favorite comedian. Tonight you made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe and had tears running down my face. Thanks for the laughs you are amazing!

[@briseboy]

Why thank you! But why not listen to Michael McIntyre instead?

[@charlottecolley8713]

Can't every day, evening be like this!!!???. You give me that gorgeous, totally incontrollable giggle that simply makes me wake up the next morning and burst with desire to live the day.. all just to have that wonderful giggle at the end of It!!!!!

[@annshaffer1281]

Brilliant. I keep this to watch when I'm down and within seconds I'm howling with laughter! He is such a good actor on top of being a top comedian!

[@christinewallis8953]

This is his funniest sketch ever. I am reduced to hysterical laughter every time I watch it.

[@ayristamiller2019]

His expression and delivery are absolutely brilliant! He is hysterical 😂 and when he said his son said “pant down, you’re the loser” I laughed until I cried! That was one of my favorite stories, pants down your the loser is the funniest thing ever. I watch it when I’m down in the mouth to cheer me up. ♥️

[@edwardgrossmith1093]

I have never laughed so much! Thank you, Michael, for making this day of quaantine memorable.

[@save4520]

Went to see him live, so funny u could hardly breath 😂

[@karenewray]

Laughed till I cried,my face and side’s ache,Michael McIntyre at his finest.

[@Nikita-jo4cl]

I’ve lost count of how often I’ve watched this one but it still makes me laugh loud and often enough that both of my cats freak out and run out of the room lol

[@DackxJaniels]

I need an Ackle Ackinckacker on pain meds telling me 'ah elee in oo" in my life.

[@green-eyedvirgo9273]

I was having a bad day .started watching this, laughing so hard I can't even breathe. This guy is hilarious.

[@Shorty-uh9ks]

This sketch is honestly timeless 😂

[@mariex6973]

This was recommended to me right after I had my wisdom tooth removed. And now I’m laughing so much that it hurts even more than during the removal

[@ankavoskuilen1725]

I am glad for you you saw this afterwards! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frndusbambulius1709]

I've just had a shit day and this video had me laughing in tears. Thank you!

[@ataraw.6142]

Had a major shit day at work and I laughed so hard I had to catch my breath.

[@christinamcdonald7308]

I laughed until I cried, absolutely hysterical! Brilliant!

[@moragosullivan5166]

We need people like Micheal McIntyre. He always makes me laugh, no matter what. . Of course there are many others. Thank you. I bought all his videos; they are always so funny. Xx

[@alfiedarley2762]

Imagine not getting recognised at the hospital when you’re Micheal mcintyre

[@NTValerie]

That's Ackle Ackingcaker

[@Shorty-uh9ks]

Literally though. Mans a national treasure 😂

[@jessicaplayz5598]

' The hygienist? *I need a fucking plastic surgery!* ' that line kills me every time

[@starvingscholar8453]

I never laughed so hard in my entire life since I've been clinically depressed and occasionally suicidal for the past 2 decades. This is the first and probably only channel on KZbin I'll be subscribed to :D Thank you for the laughs!

[@mm-zm8ys]

Liza Koshy old videos are great. The dodo has beautiful videos about animals being rescued and happy.

[@Friiqi]

Try Dylan Moran and DIane Spencer as well xD

[@starvingscholar8453]

@R J Let me rephrase: I've never laughed so hard in my entire life before watching this because I've been clinically depressed and suicidal since elementary school. I hope that's clearer.

[@starvingscholar8453]

@@mm-zm8ys Thanks for the suggestions. I've watched Dodo videos before, but they don't necessarily make me feel better since I know there are thousands of animals that die without receiving help. Looked up Liza Koshy... can't say I relate to or liked her humor as much.

[@starvingscholar8453]

@@Friiqi Thanks for the suggestions. Looked both of them up, but for me personally, neither can hold a candle up to this guy.

[@teresaalmeida7473]

I have watched this video so many times and I always end up crying with so much laughter! Thank you! You are brilliant Mr Ackinchaker 🤪

[@unpopablebubble]

I woke my fiancé up from laughing so hard at this. 😂😂😂

[@saira_6151]

This is just hilarious!! Omg i have tears coming out of my eyes lol

[@iamanevutable981]

This is my first video of this guy. I'm not too big about comedians cussing too much on stage and in movies. What I love about this guy is that he places his profanity perfectly to create the ultimate comedic experience. I love him already!

[@eugenia_b73]

This must be the funniest skit I've ever seen! I laugh till I cry every time I watch it, and it never gets any less funny.

[@hazeleatwell6026]

Absolutely hilarious, love him to bits, that's what the world needs more of this deep belly laugh that comes from watching one of the best comedians about now.

[@valoryj5603]

Going down the KZbin rabbit hole I find this. I was laughing so hard I had tears, my 12 yr old son, who was on the couch next to me playing a video game kept asking what was so funny. (I had my earbuds in) I tried to contain my laughter, and just couldn't. Most excellent.