We Watched Minions For The LORE

[@zeldagameryt4018]

I’m surprised that they didn’t notice that you can actually see Young Gru at certain points throughout the movie, one example being that you can see him and his mom at the Freeze Ray booth at Villain Con

[@mrmarshtomp707]

Minions lore

[@eazyonice]

Minions lore

[@emorch4723]

Minions lore

[@ogcolumbinakinnie6556]

Minions lore

[@themanwhoatethefrench4505]

Minions lore

[@SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial]

As we can see, Minions are pretty much invincible, so from an evolutionary standpoint, they would have no need to be afraid of anything. Yet not only have they evolved fear but they also experience it fairly often in situations that pose virtually no threat to them. This points towards the existence of a predator that specifically evolved to hunt Minions and may be the only thing capable of killing them.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

Good versus evil

[@varsityreviews707]

But they can still feel pain. Maybe to them they don't know what death is, but they don't like pain, hence the reason for fear.

[@Lumiesfinetoo]

a predator designed specifically to keep them in check its just metroid

[@haldalas]

I both hate and love this idea

[@Nekufan1000000]

@@varsityreviews707 Pain as a sense exists to tell you that something is threatening or injured. If the minions can't be killed, or severely injured, this would imply that they have no need for a pain sense. Since they have that, it implies something can kill them, some natural event or predator exists to give their pain a reason.

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

I love the fact that the writers had to write a canonical reason why the minions weren't in Germany in the 1930's

[@thatguylog1835]

Okay but they ignored where they were in 2001, which is pretty major.

[@dantdmfangamingrich9802]

@@thatguylog1835in 2001 they were with Gru. So apparently Gru was more of a villain than Osama Bin Ladin, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Un, and other more evil/villain leaders

[@thatguylog1835]

@@dantdmfangamingrich9802 Maybe the minions diverged from gru for a bit in 2001 to assist in killing 2000 people to THEN go back to gru?

[@Ice_cremW]

They were

[@pedrolmlkzk]

You say that but Jesus Christ imagine if they were in Nanking

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

Fun fact, the reason why there are so many more Minions in Despicable Me is because of a blueprint you can find in the movie that shows that Gru learned how to clone Minions from corn kernels somehow

[@spanoguy2283]

So that's what they're made of, that makes sense actually

[@nikolaschilcote4031]

Wt actual f

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

@@nikolaschilcote4031 It’s canon!

[@baronmarrow076]

Yo you mind telling me where in the movie this is? you have piqued my curiosity

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

@@baronmarrow076 I can’t remember off the top of your head but I assure you if you look it up you will find numerous results

[@darthbiz2095]

Oddly enough, in this movie alone the Minions have a higher kill count than Jaws and The Shining combined

[@BUTTFART69]

the shining only had like 2 deaths watch the kill count lol

[@darthbiz2095]

@@BUTTFART69 I am aware of that

[@i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199]

They literally serve the most evil person in existance. They probably worked under multiple dictators.

[@hajilee4539]

@@BUTTFART69 That was their point.

[@EngineerRiff]

Their point, ​@@hajilee4539, was that they didn’t have a lot of deaths?

[@ItAllGetsHazel]

Every minion actually has a different look, but the differences are so small and subtle most of the time that you can only tell by looking very closely. I’m not even kidding.

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

Details, people, details

[@monicaruizgranados2622]

Yeah like try to see the difference between tim and Kevin

[@ItAllGetsHazel]

@@monicaruizgranados2622 they are small, but there

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

@@monicaruizgranados2622 One of them has a cyclops eye, the other doesn't

[@monicaruizgranados2622]

@@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things i meant the tim that was dressed as a father in despicable me 1 and 2

[@varsityreviews707]

Proof that the minions from Despicable Me did in fact serve the Nazis AND Soviets during World War 2 and nearly went extinct in the process. Spoilers The Involvement of the Minions in World War 2, and the Near Extinction of the Minion Species. Introduction: It is a widely debated subject in the Despicable Me community that the Minions served Hitler between 1933 to 1945, with some claiming that such events could not have taken place given that the Minions were trapped in an ice cave for a long duration of time. However, some evidence in the Despicable Me universe points toward a possibility that the Minions not only served Hitler and Stalin, but engaged in a brutal civil war that nearly wiped out the species as a whole. Evidence No. 1: The Minions trapped in the ice cave are NOT the only Minions in the world. Proof: In the Despicable Me and Minions films, we see the Minions interacting with Human society on a rather normal scale. Whether it be going on vacation, joining the French Military, hitch hiking to the villainy convention, wandering through TV studios, getting ice cream and going out in public no one seems to bat an eye to the existence of the Minions. Given that the Minions have been around before the Dinosaurs, its not impossible to assume that there were millions, if not billions of Minions alive on earth given the time they had to spread across the globe. Some possible evidence that there were millions to billions of Minions is how little people react to them in society. No one seems to bat an eye to the Minions, implying they've been abundant and around long enough to be completely normalized by Human society. In fact the Minions may have well been completely integrated into human society instead of being viewed as a different species. In our universe, if a few hundred 3 foot half naked lemon Tic-Tacs speaking gibberish appeared in the middle of Times Square, not only would people immediately bat an eye, but all of the nation's three letter organizations would be swiftly mobilized to New York. This isn't the case in the Despicable Me universe. Evidence No. 2: The Minion species, while very resilient, is NOT immortal due to a severe weakness to biological and chemical attacks. Proof: In the starting paragraph, I mention that the Minions nearly went extinct from a brutal Minion Civil War. While this point may be contradicted by the Minions being able to survive explosions, torture devices, bullets, kinetic impact and many other lethal threats, the Minions are not very resilient to biological and chemical attacks. In Despicable Me 2, we see the Minions become mutated by the PX-41 Mutagen. Rapidly altering the effected Minion's DNA and causing drastic changes regarding: Tooth and mouth structure Abnormal hair growth Eye color Skin pigment Physical structure Personality and behavior Later in Despicable Me 2, we see Dr. Nefario cure the Minions using an antidote mixed with the Jelly from earlier in the film. The PX-41 Mutagen, and its respective cure are solid evidence that the Minions are not entirely immortal and possess a severe and potentially lethal vulnerability to biological and chemical attacks. While some may argue that the PX-41 Mutagen and its antidote did not kill the Minions, a disease or toxic gas could prove fatal showing they can be drastically effected by chemical and biological substances. Evidence No. 3: Stalin and Hitler both attracted Minions in large quantities to both sides of the Eastern Front, which would result in the gruesome Minion Civil War. Proof: Stalin and Hitler were both evil tyrants who would be seen as nothing more than soulless monsters to any human, but for the Minions, saying they were gods amongst Minion would be an understatement. With Stalin's gulags and Hitler's concentration camps, the two of them would be the greatest villians Minion kind had witnessed. With World War 2 beginning in the 1930s, the Minions suffered a brutal split in their society and culture, now voluntarily choosing sides of the Second World War between the two tyrants of the Eastern Front. Because of this, the Minions would engage in a brutal war to end the disagreement of whether Stalin or Hitler would be more deserving of Minion service and worship. Given their vulnerability to chemical agents, both Human and Minion soldiers of the Eastern Front would release chemical agents such as Chlorine, Phosgene and Mustard Gas across the front lines to attack the other side's Minion forces. Given the sheer bloodiness of the Eastern Front, its likely that the majority of the Minions would be killed in the Second World War. Only a few isolated pockets of Minions would survive following the Second World War, with a primary example being the Minions in the ice cave, having emerged following the World Wars with no knowledge of Stalin Or Hitler and the near extinction of their race. Evidence of a Minion Civil War occurring and being possible can be found at the end of Despicable Me 3, in which a sizable chunk of Gru's Minions defect to Dru, having deemed Dru more evil and more worth their service, along with the remaining chunk of Minions choosing to remain with Gru. Closure: It is unclear what happens after Gru gives chase to Dru at the end of Despicable Me 3, however it can be safely assumed that Despicable Me 4 will cover the complete extinction of the last remaining Minions as they battle it out through various means of chemical warfare over whether Gru or Dru is more evil. Despicable Me 5 will potentially cover Dru and Gru putting their differences aside from their battle in Despicable Me 4 and the two will begin tampering in the realm of genetic engineering in an attempt to revive the Minion species. However the Minions created via Gru and Dru's genetic engineering research would go wrong, and the new Minions would resemble the Post-Humans from All Tomorrows. Leaked script details suggest that the Post-Minions would follow Kevin becoming a female Temptor, Bob getting turned into a Colonial and Stuart being morphed into a Hedonist. It is currently unknown what other All Tomorrows species will appear in the 5th Despicable Me film. Overall, It is very likely that the minions did serve Hitler to some capacity, and nearly went extinct following World War 2. The tale of the Minion is nothing short but a tragic one. A culturally rich and intelligent race, which had been around before the Dinosaurs, choosing the path of annihilating themselves over two questions with no answer. Today they are a reminder, that Humanity must avoid the same fate as their Minion brothers. The Minions of the World Wars are to today's Humans as a grim teaching, telling us we must be careful with how we treat the choices of conflict and geopolitics, otherwise, we will hear the rhymes of the history books once more. Works Cited: Renaud, Chris and Pierre Coffin, directors. Despicable Me 2. Illumination Entertainment, 2013. Healy, Janet, et al. Minions. Universal Pictures, Illumination Entertainment , 2015. Meledandri, Chris, et al. Despicable Me 3. Universal Pictures, Illumination Entertainment , 2017. 2020 Oregon Measure 110. Oregon Hosue of Reps. November 3rd, 2020

[@scarletshadow4548]

This is art.

[@med_jelly]

The works cited at the end of this really added to your credibility, thank you for pulling all the pieces together

[@scrinkle]

but the official minions on Twitter said that they only serve evil villains implying that Hitler was more worse than a vilian and the minions have no interest in them wouldn't this make no sense?

[@Plushy-Guy]

I dont know what oregon has to do with minions serving hitler but I'm happy that my home state was to prove it.

[@Natethegr809]

@@Plushy-Guy same. Oregonians for Minion-Stalin sumpremacy

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

So even though it wasn't brought up in this Review, apparently Gru Steals the Freeze Ray from Dr. Nefario at Villain Con, since Gru uses it later to freeze Scarlet Overkill and her husband, and in Rise of Gru at least from the Meeting Dr. Nefario scene, Gru apparently completely forgot who Dr. Nefario was despite meeting him a year before, and Dr. Nefario apparently didn't know his Freeze Ray got stolen by Gru after he froze his hand in the demonstration, since Dr. Nefario thinks he's giving Gru his first gadget which is Sticky Fingers, I haven't seen Rise of Gru so. I don't know if Dr. Nefario knows Gru stole his Freeze Ray or not.

[@stupidrobotproductions627]

I did watch Rise Of Gru and Dr. Nefario doesn’t even know

[@gemhunter498]

oh dear god.... he gave him Zipper Man XD

[@reallyannoyingguy6625]

Gru must be able to taste if someone is lying or not, then.

[@MetalMercutio]

@@gemhunter498 This confirms the Despicable Me/Minions universe is a JoJo spin-off

[@sonicdevil]

@@gemhunter498 You uncultured man, it's STICKEY FINGAHS

[@faketohma]

This line had me laughing: "Whoever shall pull the sword, shall be worthy and have the power of Thor, I don't know."

[@bleachedvoid8823]

"What makes her super?" Megamind: "P R E S E N T A T I O N !"

[@mylesmichel9108]

Have same things in mind lmao

[@GalacticDragonsPuppeteer]

i was sad when they didnt make that refrence

[@JamiBun]

A minion with heterocromia is what trips them up, but not the fact the minions killed Dracula, making them more powerful than holy powers.

[@lolvioletcore]

Dracula was already dead

[@JamiBun]

@@lolvioletcore He was undead, there's a difference.

[@BunnyChamberX]

Well first off, Dracula was in a vulnerable state. He just woke up and the minions somehow forgot he is weak to the sun and open the blinds, killijg him on accident. I dont think theyre THAT powerful but I think theyre quite destructivr for their incompetence alone.

[@JamiBun]

@@BunnyChamberX Yes, indeed. I was just joking, in a sense.

[@nathanmcgill7249]

Not to mention the fact that heterochromia exists in real life across animals and humans, but they don't bat an eyelid at Dracula, mind-controlling hats, and the possibility that Gru was the first man on the moon

[@LoneFoxLounge]

12:16 "Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" -Bill Cipher 2015

[@justafox1]

A man of culture as well

[@matthewboire6843]

Now that’s evil, I want to see the minions work for bill

[@ribzola4]

The banana flavored TicTac’s and a Dorito team up to destroy the world

[@bugdestroyer1258]

the idea of being a soldier at the battle of gettysburg, one of the bloodiest battles in history, fighting for your life, when all of the sudden 1000 small yellow creatures burst out of the foilage wielding bayonets and chanting "BANANA!" is pretty damn wild

[@buchstabensuppeLol]

@Cohlinimagine a minion just chanting Heil Banana

[@war_saw]

@Cohlin”um, they were actually in an ice cave after the napoleonic wars.” - ✋🤓

[@MatthewT394]

@@war_saw do you want to explode?

[@war_saw]

@@MatthewT394 yes

[@MatthewT394]

@@war_saw alrighty then, just don't run when you see the trailing fire ball head toward you.

[@tyrondor5600]

I remember someone telling me that since the minions canonically worked for Napoleon they probably participated in the trans-Atlantic slave trade

[@ogcolumbinakinnie6556]

Imagine being pulled from your home, torn from your family, forced into a world full of people like you’ve never seen who speak languages you can’t understand, and a PILL WITH JAUNDICE suddenly owns the rights to your life

[@sparco956]

I mean a lot of people were involved in that. It hard to imagine the minions wouldn't have gotten in on it.

[@GalaxiaStars]

@@sparco956 Plus it'd be an evil thing to do. and the minions want to help evil people. That is their entire personality.

[@barbararab6390]

And they probably were with the romans that crucified jesus

[@sonicfanboy3375]

I was thinking about that too

[@randomyoutuber1446]

14:04 I love how they are pointing out the people on the plane but didn't notice the single minion in the fourth window-

[@50bucksies]

I NEVER NOTICED😭😭

[@stewarthowell6781]

I love the idea of studio execs having to decide how recent a dictator they can join, with without offending the audiences.

[@noahboucher125]

I mean, it's not like Napoleon Bonaparte was completely without controversy

[@stewarthowell6781]

@@noahboucher125 True. Though in much of America, they don't even know the details of his history. They mostly know he's "short and French".

[@noahboucher125]

@@stewarthowell6781 and I mean, he wasn't even necessarily that short

[@quiltzgamingyt237]

@@noahboucher125 yeah he was like 5'7 which was average height for the time

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Thank goodness that the Minions got trap in that ice cave during 1933-1945 or else they'd be involve in some serious hideous crimes against humanity that would so make it impossible to love and market them.

[@darthbiz2095]

that's the reason the ice cave was there

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Nah the ice caves were just propaganda by Gru. We all knew what they were really doing

[@big_sea]

yes

[@ijustlikebees]

They totally owned slaves, though

[@somedude7989]

@@ijustlikebees They would have also helped the Romans kill Jesus.

[@waltercomunello121]

"see, there's been female villains, but there's never been female supervillains." "aaahhh, what makes her super?" ... PRESENTATION!!!

[@ogcolumbinakinnie6556]

Y’know, one guy voices all the Minions, so every single Minion to every exist as the same voice. His name is Pierre Coffin, by the way, which is way too cool a name to be voicing squishy pills

[@skyshunts]

Wait really?

[@Tricky_bur546]

at least he makes bank tho

[@Literallyjustcatego]

@@skyshunts yes it’s true

[@christiancigarroa358]

Jesus Christ loves you and all

[@HollowHusk404]

15:47 To be fair, Arthurian legend stems far back to the Early Dark Ages, before any parliamentary system was instituted. So by that logic if someone pulled the sword from the stone they would technically re-establish an absolute monarchy. Since the pulling of Excalibur is still viewed as a legitimate means of seizing the throne in the movie, it makes sense as to why Bob violated the system.

[@chasenovak122]

The one thing I cannot excuse from this film is that, while in 1960s New York City, the Minions weren’t IMMEDIATELY drawn to the absolutely VILE evil presence of Robert Moses in the city. Though, I’d imagine he’d turn them down for being too Yellow.

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

My favorite part of this movie was when the Minions™️ failed the invasion of the Soviet Union, and Adolf Hitler said "you guys make me Führious!", and proceeded to gun down all the Minions™️ who failed him with an MG-34.

[@reetrogamr5712]

That’s how hitler died. The minions were invincible and the bullets ricochet off of them. The nazis were so embarrassed that they framed it as a suicide

[@wisetree8330]

truly one of the scenes in cinematic history

[@ianalexander7267]

@@reetrogamr5712 History Chanel at 3:00 pm

[@saltsalted1528]

@@wisetree8330 no this is real life. This really happend minions are real.

[@aleyoakenshield5384]

@@ianalexander7267 3pm xD

[@Tindopia]

I can't wait for them to react to the part where they ask the Minions for "a glass of juice", truly one of the times in cinematic history!

[@big_sea]

yes

[@theblakechannelx1455]

No 😭

[@peepoodave_qwerty]

@@theblakechannelx1455 YES

[@lbp_art_8369]

Oh no OH NO

[@peepoodave_qwerty]

@@lbp_art_8369 YES

[@michaelhuff7712]

I think the reason Minions could expand their race so much, from the time the Minions movie takes place, to when Despicable Me happened, it could be either mitosis, or manually changing their genders, like frogs do. Seeing tadpole based Minion babies on a host Minion parent's back.

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

No... Oh god no... Nooooo!

[@kiplingwasafurry1108]

Actually Rise of Gru picks up 8 year later in 1976 where Gru says he’s almost 12 meaning he is 4 in this movie. Except they changed almost nothing about his character model so he looks and sounds the same when he’s a young child and as a preteen. Also you’re right about Minions being a trilogy as Rise of Gru seemed very sequel - baity at the end.

[@shanewaslost4283]

Actually during the scene where they go from the ice caves in Antarctica to… Britain, they actually go to the faked moon landing in 1969, which was broadcasted live. Meaning that time passes between New York in 1968 and Scarlet Overkill’s capture.

[@KennyJohnson-ym6ux]

He must be a squeaker on voice calls then.

[@okimightcomeback]

I'm pretty sure the ending was hinting at the other movies.

[@blue_axolotl64]

my favorite theory as the reason they know the English word boss is because most romantic languages and words stemmed from minions and were repurposed in other languages, so yeah they kinda did invent english

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

Smart minions real

[@Sigma-eg1fm]

Scarlet is the only person in the movie that’s actually aware that the minions aren’t human 13:01

[@potatopizzaroll8406]

16:23-16:26 a noose is actually meant to break the neck and not choke the person. There's a certain distance you're supposed to fall when being hanged to break said neck. If you actually fall to far the noose will literally take your head off. I will return with more fun facts.

[@OttersGame]

Ok

[@piranhalettuce]

that make me want to do it even more

[@OttersGame]

@@piranhalettuce let me help you with that... :)

[@DParkerNunya]

My favorite part of this movie is that since they were in a cave, they couldn't have worked for Hitler. The movie does not try to hide that they absolutely would have worked for him, which is not a problem at all

[@skyshunts]

I'm honestly surprised they even put Hitler in a kids movie

[@plushluigi7417]

I feel like they would serve the empire of japan

[@adenmitchell7633]

@@plushluigi7417 or stalin

[@Missingno_Miner]

@@skyshunts I mean, working for villains is their entire purpose in life. The only thing that could have stopped them from working for Hitler if they were around at the time, would be if they gave their allegiance to Stalin, Mussolini, or one of the various other dictators of the time first.

[@NaveKnights]

14:10 As a resident of England I can confirm that Bob was king in 1900's era or whatever time it was.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

I have a theory that since Minions existed before people, ancient humans got inspired by their language and as time went on, they took more and more of their language, but they took chunks. Explains why multiple languages share some words.

[@Kimochi2893]

i know that i’m over half a year late, but that is genuis

[@greninjastorm6734]

A weird aspect I notice in Minions is that as well as English, the Minions occasionally also speak Spanish. Because you can hear Kevin say "Sí" at one point, aka "Yes", and they count in Spanish as well

[@雪底下]

It’s because their language is a mishmash of many different ones

[@nordianamatnoor4789]

King bob speaks malay

[@LilJonesy12832]

Josia and Brendt : the movie you've all been waiting for: minions Jude: No Josia and Brenda saying something I forgot about* Jude: This is actually my favorite movie

[@kage1061]

13:56 This is EXACTLY what happens when engineers don't calculate factors of air resistance in college!🤣

[@theidealist1019]

best moments in Minions 2 is when they mix in some German along with the usual Spanish/Italian/English mixture: they're heard to say 'tschuess' and 'gesundheit'

[@gru_istolethemoon]

it's me gru.

[@speedyrouge1544]

No cap?

[@gru_istolethemoon]

@@speedyrouge1544 yes my scapegoat

[@goldenmosquito4093]

How’s gruniur?

[@BALLGOONWHYTEA]

Reely?

[@gru_istolethemoon]

@@BALLGOONWHYTEA yes

[@Oldchannellllll]

I really want to hear Brendan use his voice impersonations skills and try and impersonate a minion’s voice.

[@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach]

@-western froggy- what?

[@jorgerosado2087]

Foolish of you to not notice that there’s a Minion blueprint in Despicable Me 1. So they were made before this movie retcons that so that live basically forever. Stay tuned for more funny Minion facts.

[@mastereon895]

The theory is that there are the original minions, then Gru made more of them

[@traktor420]

Weren’t they like modified corn or soemthing?

[@jacksonhodge4638]

There’s a nice TREY the Explainer video called “Prehistoric Warfare and the Origins of Conflict” where he talks about the archeological remains of cavemen who’re brutally tortured and killed. He seems to think other humans did it… but we know the truth…

[@juiceoverflow]

Uhhhhh.... What?

[@ButtonMasherReal]

@@juiceoverflow The minions did it, that's what they're implying.

[@jacksonhodge4638]

@@ButtonMasherReal tf you callin they? Man this pronoun bullshit’s stupid as hell.

[@tablefly]

✨️F L Y S W A T T E R✨️

[@epicgoblinanimations9148]

These men are going to become legends for figuring out the mystery of the minions

[@American_Paratroopen]

“I’m taking you to England-“ *turns into Brazil at the last millisecond*

[@blobfish4999]

I honestly think minions are like livers Squishy, can basically regrow half of its self, and you would probably be put on a list of you have more than one on your person

[@Aiv02Animations]

14:29 I think the reason the flag only has one eye is because 2 eyes might confuse people into thinking it’s a pair of breasts

[@I_also_like_sirens_hehe]

🤨

[@BitLostHere]

i would like that much more

[@joannaviktor6068]

​@@BitLostHere yes it would be funni

[@very_funni]

​@@joannaviktor6068ey

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s worse

[@thedmedina]

3:45 that might actually be true. In a looney toons esque short where Bob gets stuck in a claw game and Stuart and Kevin try to get Bob out. During one of their attempts they pick Bob up by the goggles and the eyes leave Bob's body and come with the goggles

[@thatmontanakid2508]

Fun fact: This movie takes place before Pol Pot and the Cambodian genocide, before 9/11 and before Mao Zedong died, implying that Gru did something even worse than them.

[@bearchef4768]

The minions only get a new boss once their old one dies ( or if the old boss isnt evil anymore )

[@thehedgehograpper]

12:41 Missed opportunity to say “You know what really grinds my gears?”

[@Its_FluffMC]

16:17 is the funniest scene

[@HyperHexagoner]

8:30 Come on, you've seen Megamind! It's PRESENTATION!

[@jammin1336]

I was gonna write that!

[@NotMavage]

@@jammin1336same😂😂😂

[@cbohnstedt4477]

8:40 Come on, guys, you've seen Megamind. It's her **presentation** that makes her a supervillain.

[@fancyfrogash7217]

Jude went for the Incredibles reference with "what makes her super?" but it was a missed opportunity for a Megamind reference. "They're villains, she's a supervillain. What's the difference? Presentation!!"

[@ayycatburger_]

So, in 7:09, Jude proposes the theory of minions being whitewashed from history somehow, and now that I spent a total of three and a half hours thinking about this, it could be very likely. First of all, minions are immortal, so no fossils would be found Second of all, minions were barefoot for several years, but as soon as they met more intelligent humans (around the time they killed the egyptians) you can see they have shoes or something covering their feet, so footprints could be confused with another human. Third and least likely of all, the area where the minions were hiding was in a really hard to reach area, at least for 1968, say antartica or a random snow valley somewhere, so research around those places (alongside the discovery of the minions) would simply not exist. Anyways i need to sleep its 3 am

[@SuperPdf]

Fun fact: there is a timeline break in Minions the Rise of Gru. If this Minions movie comes before M TROG, then small Gru shouldn’t have the freeze ray to stop Scarlett as Dr, Nafario invented it and gave it to Gru after he started working for him as a result of the defeat of the vicious 6. Plus Gru used the Cheese ray in TROG as a reference to the freeze ray he gets in the future but DOESN’T have in Minions. He wouldn’t have met Dr. Nefario yet therefore can’t have the freeze ray.

[@Torchpirate99]

Maybe Gru saw Nefario, steals the freeze ray, forgets about who Nefario looked like and his name. Finally maybe Gru just wanted to test out the Cheese ray.

[@PaintTheTerrianWithBlue293]

15:24 bruh this got me rolling 💀

[@BulbasaurPlayz]

at 9:37 got me laughing hard as it turns from England to Brazil last second🤣🤣

[@Custo-e2g]

Lol

[@LOTRlover100]

I remember watching this in the theater and the entire opening sequence killed me 🤣

[@BNJY848]

10:20 me playing with the replay in mario kart

[@russellpullen4770]

13:23 wait minute that’s not how traveling works

[@ying-yangthedouble-halvedcat]

THAT IS NOT HOW EARTH WORKS

[@russellpullen4770]

@@ying-yangthedouble-halvedcat agreed 😑

[@ERC20025]

17:18, that negotiation scene never made sense. "I will kill both of your friends, unless you show yourself to me so I can kill ALL THREE of you!" Either way, Kevin loses.

[@tl1882]

he gets to spen his last moments with his bros

[@Unholy.Trash.Compactor]

Fun fact bob has heterochromia which is caused by chimerism where you have a sibling that merges with you but their cells are still active.

[@22gazillion]

The Minion Tic-Tacs are unsettling, but at least now we know they don't have bones.

[@AngloSaxonWheatFarmer]

12:47 Editor is a man of culture

[@Xavian_Ehrhart]

12:49

[@crystallizedmint5462]

the one litter frame that changes to "I am taking you to England." to "I am taking you to BRAZIL.''

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

And if that means they worked for various bosses, then that must mean when WWII came around with the Angry Funny Mustache Man....(gulp) Ah yes, the US overthrew democratic Latin American governments with Minion militaries during Operation Condor. And the Argentine minion military under Galtieri invaded the Falklands, overconfident that the British wouldn't fight back...they clapped back hard and the Argentine regime collapsed.

[@joaobranco3447]

13:35 imagine this is how the government admits to some stuff, through a minions movie

[@AlisonOSC]

Well, this scene makes no sense, as Minions takes place in 1968, while the moon landing was 1969.

[@RStudio-hg7tn]

@@AlisonOSC They were filming it for a 1969 release date.

[@AlisonOSC]

@@RStudio-hg7tn also, it 100% wasn’t fake, we have video evidence.

[@エンリコプッチ]

@@AlisonOSCso, who’s gonna do it?

[@Cod_player_]

Since there are so many bosses and evil people during World War I and World War II they couldn’t decide who to choose so they hid 2:39

[@Cod_player_]

And any other war prior to where they were in time

[@halothere6995]

And the civil war

[@barbararab6390]

Is Scarlet really THAT evil? I mean, she just wants to obliterate the minions, which is a pretty good if you ask me

[@freshsmart3672]

No she wants to rule england

[@rayadkins81]

There’s two things I personally like about this movie. One the scene where the minions break in to the studio and they recording the moon landing. (which they faked) Two the scene where Stuart goes into the hot tub and has the fire hydrates and the one thing on FH are representing boobs. Stuff only that adults noticed. For some reason I know a shit ton about minions.

[@Violet_Vobla]

3:43 I remembered seeing a Despicable Me short when one minion out of spite pulled back another minion's goggles, revealing what they looked like without them

[@sugarlol1326]

"I dont wanna be british" -Timmy turner in that one time travel episode

[@wolfbomber3801]

The Minions are hero's as any time they get a new evil boss they typically killed them, or foiled their plans, besides Gru, who maybe they knew had some sort of good in him, so they just helped him out all of these years.

[@Mregg248]

The only law in Britain is you have to have a spot of tea every 1 hour😂😂☕️

[@Total_DuDe]

10:43 Brittan is a lawless and abandoned wasteland, can confirm.

[@SOS_JA]

*Britain

[@Vacated87]

thank you for telling me.. the legends are true

[@maisiemayhem6697]

No, your wrong.

[@maisiemayhem6697]

@@Vacated87 they are wrong.

[@maisiemayhem6697]

lol-

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

5:31 Dude, they're in NEW YORK. You'd need 4,000 pounds of muscle to be packed onto those minions before the average new-yorker bats an eye.

[@MesaThinkYouAreCool]

Wait HOW ARE THeY BREATHING THEY DONT HAVE NOSES look at this bro 17:19

[@thelegoking3981]

They don’t have ears either

[@Moreofafellabeller]

They're built inside their body

[@TheProfessional-ts7nk]

The breathe their the skin like a arthropod probably explains it

[@joshuamullins3065]

Me at 15:47 with the speed on lowest setting, pausing/unpausing screen like a frame by frame.

[@nutsi3]

I did that to lol

[@slayyyyyy9361]

its still blury though-

[@minigunnathaniel]

@@slayyyyyy9361 it's blurry on purpose because there's nothing on it I think

[@slayyyyyy9361]

@@minigunnathaniel no there is something there

[@theguyisdead]

@@slayyyyyy9361 it’s just numbers

[@wowanimejoshua5149]

Bob having two different coloured eyes is a real thing

[@geckofrogg1]

4:21 "cant wait for them to stumble into modern new york city." "HEY LOOK MODERN DAY NEW YORK CITY"

[@ash_824]

11:35 perhaps it's all just a dnd campaign

[@manlyminotaur99gaming8]

Never ask the Minions who they served during 1940-1945

[@asherkennedy1276]

16:55. If they used threadlock it might not fall

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

So uh, about that Villain-Con in Orlando...they're not lying about that. Universal shut down Shrek 4-D (RIP Florida Man's Shrek shrine) at their Universal Studios Florida park in Orlando back in January of this year. This building is right across from the Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem attraction (what was once Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast and before that, The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera). What are they replacing Shrek 4-D with...VILLAIN-CON Also, as a New Yorker, NYC is a pretty "unique" city, like have you seen all the Only in NY clips? So seeing weird creatures like Minions in a city like NYC is just another day to us.

[@HeWhomObserves]

10:27 nah fam, just a normal british day in the 60s

[@halothere6995]

Are we sure napoleon was evil? 2:17 he wasn’t necessarily a hero either but not exactly a villain either

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

cant wait to see what big villains the minions serve

[@mysingingmonstersfan1023]

who did the minions serve in the 1940s

[@absurdityis3925]

@@mysingingmonstersfan1023 nobody, they were in that cave

[@thomasedison3700]

@@absurdityis3925 That's what they want you to think

[@Knowth1ng]

In this timeline the minions made hitler win because of them being INDESTRUCTABLE and being able to charge through forces without death

[@JakeTLT]

@@Knowth1ng Was? Nein.

[@humanperson6721]

4:33 if the minions got to New York in 1968 then they had time to be the ones who committed 9/11

[@suchanyasakhiranrat8932]

true

[@rfuciarelli2937]

Stop no

[@matthewboire6843]

Oh, oh no

[@ghgam3r]

18:53 Man escaped the gulag and is coming in a 2nd time bro

[@picklesandnori]

Missed opportunity to answer what makes her a supervillain with "Presentation!"

[@leebeastkiller]

the gold brick they gave to get into the tower of london was worth around about £15500 in the late 60's or around £125k today so it's no wonder the woman was like okay yeah i don't care (she would have been set for years with the avarage weekly salary being just £24 18-shillings 3d or around £200 in current money) she would have had to work for around 5 and a half years to earn that.

[@Gunsandguitars12]

Speaking of England, my grandma said that one of her relatives fought in ww2 and they maid a pitstop in England, when they asked for some hot cocoa, the lady said: “CoCOa? EVeN tHe blOoDy quEeN dOesN’t hAvE CoCoa!”

[@Cringey_Catholic]

"There's been female villains, but there's never been female supervillains." "What makes her super?" Me: PRESENTATION!!!! :D

[@SuperNintendoEntertainers]

Now that I think about it, the final scene of Gru taking the crown would fit as a post credit scene. You could have the part where Kevin gets smaller be the end of the movie, but the post credit scene is when Gru gets the crown.

[@Chawnderspiff]

I love how they compare the jet and flippin STAR DESTROYER from star wars

[@Fhiahicsihacia]

"running across the fields of pennsylvania and its just a *minion* " 3:21

[@omegaflowey9932]

That's hilarious!! 😂

[@batqrince]

i think bob might be the king of england fr now

[@Draxalon]

“See there’s been female villains but there hasn’t been female supervillains.” “Oh, what makes her super.” “Presentation!” -Megamind

[@shawnconway6009]

Good to see that this movie's plot is that the minions are associated with every historical villain and then reinstitute the absolute monarchy in the UK.

[@spingeboi_el_chistoso]

It’s Gruin’ time, boys. Also, please review the Kirby anime. I’m not going to stop anytime soon.

[@cassidyszewczyk5029]

That would be fun to watch. KRBAY is an enjoyable, but also very riffable, series.

[@WelcomeToMarioTeachesTyping]

7:55 *k e v i n*

[@tamas5594]

“There’s a finite amount of minions” Their gender is *yes,* and therefore they cannot breed. I guess.

[@Elipsis_]

They are all males, because Pierre Coffin said that "Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn't imagine Minions being girls."

[@DoYouLikeTacos]

@@Elipsis_ in my opinion they're genderless. Because in the other movies they took "womans roles" or act like one, like the stereotypical maid, mother in disguise and the one with bikini. And plus, they don't even have reproductive organs or something that would confirm what gender they are ( except if the creators confirm it)

[@thenitpickchannel9993]

@@DoYouLikeTacos The creators said that the minions did reject all females because they held them back, so that might leave only one gender left to reject the other gender. Unless it means all females universally, not just the minion species, since we've seen the Minions be seduced before by Scarlet and Lucy.

[@spoiledsalad1851]

@@Elipsis_ THE MINIONS ARE SEXIST???

[@Fhiahicsihacia]

I honestly want them to take back jerusalem

[@Gaming.Gamer.]

2:23 Plot twist: The Minions were the reason why we germans lost WW2

[@fionamerrigan6260]

They were in the ice cave

[@HKvoidGhost]

@@fionamerrigan6260 🤓

[@Moreofafellabeller]

​@@fionamerrigan6260 He said plot twist