Middle Eastern Accent Problems - K-Von

When you have a middle eastern accent, you might say things that sound a little confusing to everyone else.
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[@Surpriseddoginajacket]

Son: “Dad you where not not turd” Dad: “YES I WAS TURD”

[@TEXAS2459]

Were bruh ..... were

[@Truthsayer112]

That’s how Malaysians and Singaporeans pronounce “third” as well.

[@launabanauna8958]

My German mother got so angry at me one day when she gave me some money to go to the store and purchase 12 casseroles. I was so confused as I stood by the door, and sheepishly asked her “where can I buy 12 casseroles?!” She became so frustrated with me and loudly said “at the bakery, of course!!” Luckily, I figured it out at that point, and asked her if she’s trying to say Kaiser rolls? She screamed “YES, now, hurry because dinner is almost ready!!”

[@queenesreina7424]

🤗

[@hargitsingh4971]

😂😂

[@shockthetoast]

I probably would have bought 12 cases of rolls. Then again I don't have that kind of dough.

[@nitndntdrmr1482]

My dad was Hungarian and although he was here in the US for years, he never lost his accent. Sometimes it was his phrasing that got us laughing. One day he got pissed off and instead of saying "I'm so mad, I'm going to blow my top" he said "I'm so mad, my roof blow off... maybe" God, I miss my dad.

[@misse2013]

I recently had to hold my laugh so hard because a man who was not super fluent in English was telling me about his back problems and instead of "my disc is hurting, it's not working right..." he was saying, "my dick's hurting, no working right" and he went on and on about this, saying it several times. I tried to repeat it back to him the correct way but he just wasn't picking it up. 😂 inside I was DYINGGG

[@m.d.bishop1244]

I hate how the Dry Bar starts every video out with the comedian's punch line. It really takes a lot away from the joke. I wish they would stop doing that. This proves they can do it.

[@DrPhilGoode]

Dude. Exactly. For the longest time, I just assumed the fellas down there on Comedy Ave. knew some insider info that I didn’t. Then I heard that the Illuminati spelled backwards is still a weird word. So there’s that. But a punch line intro has no upside and all the possible downside in the world. These guys create a piece of art that you shouldn’t fully see until the end. DryBar is like....Let’s give the audience a quick view of the big moment. Now, for the entire journey, the audience is poking each other...I bet it’s right around this corner....I’d be pissed if it was my video.

[@dylanstevens5714]

If drybar doesn’t do it, then somebody else will. Therefore catching views on there video content.

[@JohnGramer06]

But K-Von's dad had to push, and push, and push, and EARN that turd!

[@CompleteConsciousProductions]

That's the best "Dad" joke I have ever heard! 😂😂😂Hilarious 😂

[@eliudnjai]

Turd is real proof 😅😂

[@diRecTorUNBEKNOWNST]

It's funny when you think about #2 3rd is still da sh!t But 4th aint sh!t

[@DvictoryIam]

Fart comes and goes...lol

[@rockieruiz9552]

This is a true Farsi accent in English. I love it!😊

[@cutieboy468]

Dry bar, sounds like sarcastic humor. lol

[@dianamandeville3860]

He's good. He makes fun of the mispronounced words, but it also makes total sense with those words! Funny. Handsome too!

[@mo2wheelz74]

When Gary was running around the shed you should have been like Gary this isn’t the time for a game of duck duck MOOSE 😂

[@yourteddybear9316]

"Some guy try to take my turd "

[@Cantbuyathrill]

and then, if that "turd" wasnt enough : "I made that guy Fart"😅

[@kauffrau6764]

He is so funny, and this bit is perfect.

[@mariaskorupa5404]

😆😆😆 omg. Dead😆😆 As a child of parents who are foreigners I can totally relate. I can still hear my father on the phone fighting with customer service.."lisehn heee you madah fakkah!"😆

[@SH-eg8vh]

😁😁☺

[@ebonysunberry2580]

😌😂😂

[@Jessica-go6cy]

Frfr😆😆😆😆

[@davyhenry8985]

So can I since my mother is Asian

[@ziavvon844]

😆

[@Afallensparrow]

Reminded me of a childhood memory shopping with my mom. She kept asking the Sears employee, "Where are the shits"? The lady was confused, and pointed in the direction of the Ladies room and said "Ma'am the Restrooms are...NO!!! mom replied, the shits the shits? Where are they? My mom was so frustrated, turning to me, she said in Spanish, this woman is so stupid. Would you ask her where the shits are, maybe she'll understand you. Looking up, at the Sears lady, I said, my mom wants to know where the bed sheets are?

[@kimberleeberry2039]

😆Reminds me of my Indian friend...

[@ayabokti161]

😂

[@edithdlp8045]

At least your mom tries, my mom has been 47 years in Los Angeles and still doesn't speak a word of English.

[@Afallensparrow]

@@edithdlp8045 Very true. But I understand.

[@mrj.kottari8453]

@@edithdlp8045 Sometimes minority language bubble is hard to pop...

[@myrthaulysse7852]

You make laughter so much thank you

[@cliffords.8341]

This guy is hilariously so I watched it a couple times.

[@edithdlp8045]

His full special is awesome, I couldn't stop laughing. He now has two specials. This clip was from his first one.

[@reeblesnarfle4519]

I was turd once....🤪

[@emilyvidoni8367]

Hilarious!! This is the first time in a long time I blurted out loud laughing!! 😅😅😅

[@maudlyn25]

I literally was thinking this at my desk today. "I graduated tird in my class"🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@akumaking1]

Accents are funny when utilized properly

[@marlenemacinnis8627]

I have watched a couple of your acts. Loved them!!! Thanks for the laughs. High on the list of comedians for me.

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

His dad doesn't realize that if he was better he'd only go from turd to #2.

[@spiritualeefeminine8075]

I can’t breathe 😂

[@juanf.crespo2639]

This is almost not dry! Awesome. Thanks for sharing

[@charlettea.p.kealoha8050]

Good old Dad, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii

[@joemorrow7691]

BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣,,,,,,,,🏆

[@AskAir]

KVON IS BACK!

[@nancysmith4848]

I just laughed so hard, my body was shaking.

[@eliashuapilla]

My dad speaks very little English, but he can understand it somewhat. I find it hysterical whenever i hear him speak English. His "T" and "S" sounds the same. 😂

[@shekukelfalakabba2254]

This here is a masterpiece 🤣

[@karronpitman6368]

Gotta love your Dad. Lol

[@markharris1473]

😂😂😂 farts do come and go all of a sudden as to a turd. It is something to show but I usually don't unless it's in the woods or the toilet broke 😂

[@hausofvishy8695]

So funny and brilliant.. Persian know-how ! Never cancel humor 🌻

[@kreativepulp8760]

Seen this whole set three times. I love K-Von ☺️

[@dennishalford5763]

This guy is brilliant! 😂 🤣 Sooo funny!!! 😂 🤣

[@antoinettealbarado2693]

My mom says tird too!! It is funny!! Cajun/French roots. I miss her so much!! 😊😇🥰😂

[@residentgrey]

GREAT delivery!!

[@davna4420]

"turd in my class" 😂😂

[@ruseangirl]

This is how Jamaicans and Irish say third😅 and 3 becomes tree 🌳

[@catecurry48]

Yes! Made me happy when King Charles III was crowned...

[@zoilarodriguez1532]

My mom was furious with my dad she heard him say son of gun n started cussin in Spanish.😂😂😂 How dare he cuss at her..

[@djc6323]

Best 💩 💨 joke ever 😂😂😂

[@stephanbutler7988]

I was not so smart,I was turdy tree,in my class.😂😂

[@binahnguyen3006]

The best joke ever!

[@sofiasininen8268]

I hope everyone who makes fun of peoples accent speaks at least 3 languages on native speaker level without an accent

[@elizabethgoree3891]

Wow. Gets me every time!🤣

[@myrthaulysse7852]

You are perfect just the way you are

[@singingwindrider9881]

Saw his whole bit. This guy's seriously 😆

[@definitelyreal.]

Dude, K-von is a great guy.

[@skotttownzend5170]

Kvon is amazing I love this guy he puts the fun in funny

[@1990SButter]

omg i have to show this to my fiance , shes polish and cant say the "TH" at all, good thing she was always top of her class or she would be a Tird too haha

[@kristelsillasoo4149]

Fart comes and goes

[@elizabethburnham4692]

I love this guy! 😂😂

[@akia1222]

Would like to see more of this guy’s videos

[@landsknecht_voran]

Well looking at how he behaves, that checks out

[@virginiaw8608]

We love K-von!

[@katee8147]

Chuckle chuckle chuckle

[@zovalentine7305]

Tanx K-von 🌞🔥🌞🔥🌞🔥

[@silvergirl2847]

Just like Irish people ask him today 33 and a third 🤣

[@cameoh.950]

I have many friends from around the world so this had me rolling. I have a friend from Jordan who pronunciation is very similar it's adorable 😂😂😂😭

[@mizoreroxy5139]

Love this dude

[@spencemcmorrisjr6171]

that's funny as hell lol

[@luchinasarah3745]

he is so gorgeous

[@shirefernandez8826]

O, God help me🤣🤣🤣 Sad but true some of us have the hardest time losing our accents.

[@Illjustwait]

Absolutely brilliant with the last bit.

[@joycediggs4617]

Now THAT'S funny! 😁

[@wakawakaabby4779]

He is good looking 😘.

[@kristelsillasoo4149]

And funny

[@edithdlp8045]

I agree 😍 a sense of humor.

[@itsmybuddha.nature]

Was in a long relationship with an Indian. Still laugh when I think about how he would pronounce some English words. 😊cute

[@benjaminnunes9636]

😅😅😅 my father had a heavy accent so I understand what he went through

[@GhanaianBliss]

I was turd too 😂😂😂

[@getonthelist5620]

Genuinely thought he was going to say that guy tried to burgle his tird.

[@mollyjane7538]

This dude reminds me (visually in some ways) of Ned Fulmer from the Try Guys 😁

[@zovalentine7305]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@IM_WEIRD69699]

Most Hilarious 😹

[@sophiaweber8016]

Fart must have been very sad to lose turd.

[@coachman64506]

I saw this entry 30 minute routine. He was good

[@barbaralynch3015]

I thought being Irish/Armenian was an anomaly, but you're right up there with me lol!

[@peacemk5930]

Irish-Armenian 😯 (can't even imagine ) ♡

[@barbaralynch3015]

@@peacemk5930 - To this day I don't know how that happened! Lol!

[@micheleanhoury518]

🤣🤣

[@wind10miko]

​@@barbaralynch3015when you do please let us know lol

[@jprules2578]

Kvon with the potty mouth.😉

[@ClaribelRamirz]

Super f'in funny!

[@sallymcmurray949]

Hillarious!!

[@MamaTtoB-P]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josephinejackson4302]

Funny!! 😂

[@SmilerORocker]

Yeah.... I'm Irish and my birthday is on the turd

[@CharlenaCole-di5lc]

Lol love this

[@andreavanda4722]

Kvon's great!

[@traceyroyer993]

EPIC!!!

[@jonrolfson1686]

Fun wit' phonics.

[@Txjane52011]

I've heard this joke before and always makes me laugh. Maybe it's his delivery. Maybe because it's freaking funny. Yet, I feel guilty to laugh so hard. The dad is trying to be relatable.

[@margie3997]

Lol !!😆🤣🤣

[@yolandayoung6519]

LOVE THIS GUY!!!! 👏 👏

[@hollypierce3076]

My Polish gadek (grandfather) spoke the same way his was always the the sound too😂😂

[@carvingtheway]

👌🏻❤️🧙‍♂️

[@wesali9388]

That's funny lol

[@RBLong0928]

Love it!

[@user-gw1dr7rt9b]

😂

[@jdbimmer3853]

Ahaha I'm dying!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@paigelloyd3886]

Lmao 😂

[@jodyljohnson8515]

Turd is hard work🤣

[@bobbiross272]

He looks like ned from the try guys