2 things I don’t understand in life 1: Mathematics 2: *Why people don’t give me a chance to make it on KZbin even though I work so hard making good content* Thanks if u helped me. 🙏
@OG-YT3 жыл бұрын
That would make me happy :D
@Im_Ethan_Selby3 жыл бұрын
noice
@hiddenmissingo47763 жыл бұрын
I didnt get the free cookie...
@otter9103 жыл бұрын
Yassssss freee cookies 🍪 this is true happiness that I’m feeling right now
@dashsaiyan15523 жыл бұрын
You could just hear the smile creeping up on Milad's face. What an absolute legend man, I hope everyone has an awesome and blessed life
@user-kf5bj3 жыл бұрын
shut up bro
@user-kf5bj3 жыл бұрын
@Warriors Gamingzone ur not funny bro
@jamnraquel3 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone came in and robbed the place” “Dude I cannot tell you how many times this happened.”
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@macjonas17203 жыл бұрын
@@jonbus766 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM
@labr92263 жыл бұрын
@@macjonas1720 nice, lol
@Edited63 жыл бұрын
"And I mean noone is in the wrong here I guess, it's just an embarrassing situation every time." Milad is too good for the internet.
@syabilzaki58263 жыл бұрын
@@labr9226 you clicked it didn't you? lol
@chocolatehersheykisss3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m trained to work at subway because of how much I watch his videos
@Unknown-zp1ss3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jordan-jp5ks3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@walaleriosichoh38283 жыл бұрын
I thought i was the only one
@_Yombo3 жыл бұрын
Same but what this didn't train is my social anxiety 😔
@Unknown-zp1ss3 жыл бұрын
@@walaleriosichoh3828 your not alone
@kat.nicolette3 жыл бұрын
I once got tipped $25 when working at Burger King because I was the only one on the register during dinner rush (and it was my second day working) and the couple in front of an older man literally harassed me and the older man felt bad and wouldn’t walk away without me taking his tip. I cried...
@elinkittycat Жыл бұрын
What a kind man 😊
@kat.nicolette Жыл бұрын
@@elinkittycat agreed! I work in fast food again and so far things like that keep happening. I mean I don’t work at Burger King anymore but believe it or not I still get tipped more where I work now.
@foodplayzgames Жыл бұрын
Why would someone harass a literal fast food worker! And that man sounds kind to give that big of a tip
@kat.nicolette Жыл бұрын
@@foodplayzgames I could never give you a reasonable excuse because there is no good excuse or reason to do that but all I know is, it happens a lot. I work in a completely different type of fast food restaurant now and it still happens.
@efesezer8206 Жыл бұрын
@@kat.nicolette what kind of harassement was it
@thomasepik44063 жыл бұрын
“Did hitler ever come into the subway?” “Dude I cannot tell you how many times this happened”
@SantiAngulito3 жыл бұрын
yeah they have locations in poland
@313Yuta3 жыл бұрын
Captain America: Kills him for the 201st time
@randomperson94413 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@lil_tistic3 жыл бұрын
yeah it’s turned into that hasn’t it...
@acegamer93473 жыл бұрын
Shit, I need to get a job at Subway then.
@lachimolala17173 жыл бұрын
He really cares about people who can't eat pork 😭❤️❤️
@fariahzaman18673 жыл бұрын
Same😭 I really appreciate him for this ❤
@lachimolala17173 жыл бұрын
@@fariahzaman1867 ayyee armyyy
@fariahzaman18673 жыл бұрын
@@lachimolala1717 Oh wow!! You're an army too?
@fariahzaman18673 жыл бұрын
@@thelasttimeiatewas4774 Congrats?
@lachimolala17173 жыл бұрын
@@thelasttimeiatewas4774 yeah me too, ✨turkey bacon✨ 😌
@JimBean1753 жыл бұрын
Milad: How many pickles would you like sir? Customer: *Yes*
@hania35293 жыл бұрын
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o you're hella annoying dude-
@DrunkCillBlinton3 жыл бұрын
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@heba37493 жыл бұрын
@@hania3529 Deadass
@golem0403 жыл бұрын
@@hania3529 agreed
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@turtwing23223 жыл бұрын
0:48 that cheese throw was insane
@tingledinkle3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@Smitekk3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@Gatsu21993 жыл бұрын
Nope
@fajardou11103 жыл бұрын
Nope
@AikaHoshii3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@Omar-yt7zf3 жыл бұрын
"hey milad has there ever been a civil war that took place in your subway over the re establishment of Yugoslavia?" Milad: dude i can not TELL you how many times this has happened before
@michaelmeli233 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@carljonson45783 жыл бұрын
So underrated
@MrWeeb-cx9db3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@HeytrainPlays3 жыл бұрын
„So actually back at the old store...“
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@MegaYurda3 жыл бұрын
Never in a million years would of thought someone making subways and telling stories would get me so hyped
@EmeraldVoidz3 жыл бұрын
Let’s see if I can get 10 subs in this comment 🤔
@nelqza3 жыл бұрын
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o no
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@deflatedrabbit52323 жыл бұрын
"You can never go wrong with an Italian BMT" That's literally what I order every single time I've ever gone to Subway. I feel so validated.
@thefaberschannel1243 жыл бұрын
I'm Italian but what's a BMT?
@deflatedrabbit52323 жыл бұрын
@@thefaberschannel124 idk what the letters stand for, but it's basically ham, salami, and pepperoni
@thefaberschannel1243 жыл бұрын
@@deflatedrabbit5232 oh i see
@chezer92363 жыл бұрын
@@thefaberschannel124 it stands for Biggest Meatiest Tastiest BMT
@thefaberschannel1243 жыл бұрын
@@chezer9236 oh ok
@DiorSueva3 жыл бұрын
ive literally had people tip too much and take their money back out of the tip jar :/
@2696yogesh3 жыл бұрын
He is so generous with his sandwiches. All subways should have sandwich artists like him. Subway around my place barely puts anything in there.
@AverageGaming13 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly man, here in holland aswel..
@ahyaan25523 жыл бұрын
My sub in london is just drippin full of everything it is like a 12 inch in 6
@khaledawesat76903 жыл бұрын
yeah hes not doing it right, the company is probably losing because of him but hes bringing in so many customers so they dont care.
@kas-lw7xz3 жыл бұрын
@@AverageGaming1 Netherlands*
@user-kf5bj3 жыл бұрын
bro jus stfu
@Movie_Games3 жыл бұрын
I've only been to Subway twice. There's no comparison to a nice italian deli. Their chicken and steak are borderline mystery meat.
@limejelo3 жыл бұрын
@ĶèvîñBB Pŕòďùctìònš congratulations, everyone hates you
@Anonymous-ny1fu3 жыл бұрын
ĶèvîñBB Pŕòďùctìònš I love you
@izzards443 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’ve never been to subway but...I have seen my band teacher have a subway sandwich every single time I see him.
@humzashah3263 жыл бұрын
Ayo why did Milad heart this lol you’re saying that subway is bad
@fernforprez3 жыл бұрын
@ĶèvîñBB Pŕòďùctìònš i love you
@Splitter_YT3 жыл бұрын
OMG you actually used my comment! Thanks!!
@izuku3833 жыл бұрын
He Mc did
@SplashYT.3 жыл бұрын
ok
@AlexGarcia-bl9ji3 жыл бұрын
@@SplashYT. ok
@vinxos3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@yourlocalducknamer3 жыл бұрын
Heyo Splitter! I love your videos!
@melaniemalto44633 жыл бұрын
No ones talking about how much pickles he put on that sandwich like DAMN
@weo-mum-mum3 жыл бұрын
I usually get that many on and on the side, lol.
@Lucero3493 жыл бұрын
Dang man
@melaniemalto44633 жыл бұрын
@Hudson Hamman Me too!
@ladennayoung29393 жыл бұрын
That would be awesome, and in reality it's not that many pickles.
@bobfreeedu3 жыл бұрын
When you say “ if you can’t eat pork “ you make me smile
@oao71293 жыл бұрын
L
@Crspem3 жыл бұрын
@@oao7129 how
@ejotaro55643 жыл бұрын
I can relate
@24Kams3 жыл бұрын
I was like wow he’s thinking about us 🥲
@paruparuparfait64853 жыл бұрын
He thinks about us
@BryghtonNarain3 жыл бұрын
This brings in more subway customers than all of the commercials combined
@BryghtonNarain3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes he left a heart omg
@TheOnlyWorried3 жыл бұрын
@NANI Subway has commericals
@benji.1k3 жыл бұрын
Never knew they had subway commercial s
@jacobloving67653 жыл бұрын
@NANI do you remember Jared?
@its.skamara-sp3 жыл бұрын
I haven't eaten subway in 7 years, 30 minutes of videos im omw
@RayMak3 жыл бұрын
When I'm hungry I come here
@selestye15713 жыл бұрын
that's so gaming
@pineapple77943 жыл бұрын
Very poggers gamers
@SojuLast3 жыл бұрын
Here before your like bots are here.
@pineapple77943 жыл бұрын
Hey I did what you asked can I leave your basement now?
@albertooutlaw59553 жыл бұрын
Here before 1000 likes
@shaunaroseby10053 жыл бұрын
Okay...anyone else here because this guy popped up in our suggestions and now we can't stop watching haha
@whitmore39883 жыл бұрын
Stop
@macjonas17203 жыл бұрын
@@jonbus766 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM
@macjonas17203 жыл бұрын
@@whitmore3988 If you have time you can help me give him some vigilante justice. Im going to every single one of his replying and replying with a rickroll, and then reporting them for spam!
@Trista_Stylinson283 жыл бұрын
Same
@Trista_Stylinson283 жыл бұрын
My brother found him from looking for job ideas
@ashwjn3 жыл бұрын
Bro that guy who gave you $200 must have felt so embarrassed lmao
@Always2Wheel3 жыл бұрын
How do you give 2 hundred dollar bills and forget
@zhooted55083 жыл бұрын
@@Always2Wheel Xanax...🤣🤣😂
@100GTAGUY3 жыл бұрын
@@Always2Wheel I've had bills stick together or misread them in a hurry at times.
@jonathanmarvens3 жыл бұрын
If I made that mistake, unless I really, truly, absolutely needed the change from that $200, I’d let him have it, just for being honest. There seems to be a shortage of honest folks out there nowadays. I’d only ask that he pay it forward I’ve made that mistake before with $100 (at a Starbucks - my stupid brain mistook it for $10) and I did exactly that. I told the barista to keep the change and she was like, “Sir, that’s $100!” I looked back and noticed she was right, so I told her it was indeed a mistake but keep the change anyway and just pay it forward. She was so happy 😄
@momento46663 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanmarvens 200 is so much though, even with the embarrassment, i will take my money back
@QuickshotGaming3 жыл бұрын
If someone hands you $13 for an $8 order, it's not random. They want you to give them a $5 bill for their change.
@davidwatkins62913 жыл бұрын
Your joking right😂
@jeykob1003 жыл бұрын
@@davidwatkins6291 why would he, its smart
@davidwatkins62913 жыл бұрын
@@jeykob100 explain because no you got me confused
@jeykob1003 жыл бұрын
@@davidwatkins6291 you have to pay 8 € ok? In ur pocket is one 2 € coin and one 1 € coin and a ten € Bill. Option A: you pay with the 10 dollar bill - you get one 2 € coin back. Now you have 3 coins in the briefcase. Option B: You pay the 10 € bill PLUS both coins. Now you get 5 € bill back. The 5 € bill is way slimmer and way lighter - i hate carrying heavy ass coins. Conclusion: big smart to have only one Bill
@jeykob1003 жыл бұрын
@@davidwatkins6291 even if ur not European and you have only bills, its nicer to have one 5 $ bill instead of five 1 $ bills :)
@mintson88103 жыл бұрын
Milad done with cheese also Milad: Epic slow-mo throw
@kaiofruby86913 жыл бұрын
I find it surprising and kinda heartwarming that milad took the time to heart a lot of the comments. It just shows that he actually cares for each and everyone of us
@eugenesmemes3 жыл бұрын
2 things I don’t understand in life 1: Mathematics 2: *Why people don’t give me a chance to make it on KZbin even though I work so hard making good content* W
@qforbackbone3 жыл бұрын
and he didnt heart this LOL
@JustPeachy043 жыл бұрын
@@qforbackbone he did
@DrunkCillBlinton3 жыл бұрын
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@miningful3 жыл бұрын
@@eugenesmemes dude stop self promoting you will never achieve anything if you keep doing these type of replies. And also many people don’t like fortnite clips or montages, maybe that’s why you’re not popular. Make newer content instead of playing fortnite and recording clips all day.
@joshuaxu76863 жыл бұрын
Subway rules: 6 olives per footlong Milad: Ima put 20 olives Its fine, like he said, customer service over rules ;D
@nitishgoel39693 жыл бұрын
Olives are cheap it’s the meat which you can’t put extra 😅
@rixzin50463 жыл бұрын
I work at subway and literally no one puts six olives on sandwiches. Way too little
@DeathBringer7693 жыл бұрын
I believe he said in past videos that extra veggies don't cost much to the owners and are usually free of charge. It's the extra meat or cheese that you need to charge for.
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@joylolly44583 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I always asked for lots of olives and almost always only ever got around 6 (this is in America) sooooo yeah, guess it depends on where you live. Also I’d ask for extra and then I’d get like 3 more. No hate on this guys vids or him, he’s pretty cool, but after trying Togo's, I never went back to Subway, Togo's literally piled EVERYTHING that I had asked for on there, also I got a bowl of hot peppers on the side (which I loved!) so yeah. Oooof sorry for the long post, you don’t have to read the whole thing, though, ummmm..... if you did, heh, thx!
@Aang501053 жыл бұрын
Wow this is the first time I’ve seen someone say “this has pork in case you can’t eat pork” I appreciate you milad you’re great
@seganaleqa3 жыл бұрын
I have a friend that can’t eat pork and one that can’t eat beef. I love sharing my food creations with my friends, and I’m always reminding myself “okay don’t send this pic to this friend, but I can show that friend”. Like they don’t care if I show them the pics, but I like to respect their dietary restrictions even in photographs. ☺️
@mmatakespodcast1idiot7933 жыл бұрын
U must be a fucking idiot if u can't eat pork and don't know that that is actually pork, that's just fucking stupid
@mmatakespodcast1idiot7933 жыл бұрын
@@seganaleqa ur a nice guy
@seganaleqa3 жыл бұрын
@@mmatakespodcast1idiot793 You must be a homebody if you can’t imagine someone travelling to somewhere that they don’t know the language. Plus “BMT” is a very mysterious name, it would be very easy for someone not to know it has pork in it, especially if they happen to not speak the language or are from a different culture. Kindness goes much further than agressive negativity. Js. Maybe try thinking outside the box and put yourself in someone else’s shoes, it helps a lot. ☺️ Edit: in reply to your second comment, thank you. I try my best. ^^
@recktrexgaming85433 жыл бұрын
@@mmatakespodcast1idiot793 I think in Islam you can't eat pork And it's Hinduism where you can't eat beef as it is treated as our mother and who the [ __ ] would like to eat her mother 😂😂 I dare cannibals do so😂😂 That's all I know myself if there are any other religions with restriction of meat then you must understand they aren't stupid it's a belief that we must respect and if this was an ironical sentence [ __ ] your humor.😂😂😂
@LilyMUTINY2 жыл бұрын
I was about to subscribe but then realized I’m already subscribed. Nice! Keep up the good work, Milk Dud
@bleeka3253 жыл бұрын
I like how he wraps sandwiches. Most sub places just fold it how it is then everything spills out and it’s not an even bite
@lvonbeat813 жыл бұрын
I know right
@adameves59703 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love how he sticks his fingers in the middle first, so he can get the mayo and mustard all over his fingers, so when he rolls the sandwich he gets the mayonnaise all over the outside of the bread. That way the customer has a soggy sandwich and gets their hands all sloppy as soon as they open it. Mayonnaise everywhere... I worked at Subway when I was 14 and never made a sandwich that sloppily, lol. Hence the benefits of his parents owning the store, lol.
@nathanpbowes69793 жыл бұрын
@@adameves5970 dude chill
@captainmarvelous76783 жыл бұрын
@@nathanpbowes6979 his comment was plenty chill. Let's all just be cool here
@Ttibin03 жыл бұрын
@@adameves5970 you got no friends, your parents hate you, nobody loves you, your grades are failing, and your girlfriend is fat. Go fix your life that is currently in shambles buddy.
@David-dw3xl3 жыл бұрын
I just realized Milad put more than 6 olives on that sandwitch lol (which is the industry standard). He put like 20 Hes so generous wow
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@sallysmith84083 жыл бұрын
Lol wut
@romainvicta27423 жыл бұрын
Love me a fellow Brewster fan
@David-dw3xl3 жыл бұрын
Wow sop many likes thanks y’all made my day!!!
@williammateja72843 жыл бұрын
Brewstew gang
@noblestrength82033 жыл бұрын
I love how he says 'there is pork in it' i really appreciate it as a Muslim (we cant eat pork)
@FrowningWind2132 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@DarkSolidity3 жыл бұрын
The amount of people who don’t know pepperoni has pork in it is alarming.
@irjun9813 жыл бұрын
In my country, pepperoni was made by beef,so its halal, and with some herbs
@irjun9813 жыл бұрын
@Hudson Hamman i have salamin but made by chicken
@irjun9813 жыл бұрын
@Hudson Hamman and i have some hard sausages
@metalvideos19613 жыл бұрын
half pork half beef.
@metalvideos19613 жыл бұрын
@@irjun981 then you dont eat peperoni but a bad knock off of peperoni.
@rusty29693 жыл бұрын
Your content is so simple, yet it's seriously some of the most wholesome on the platform. You've got something unique here mate!
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@rusty29693 жыл бұрын
@@jonbus766 ????
@jasdeepsingh49673 жыл бұрын
Me: “keep the change” The change: one penny Me: 🕺thinking everyone else thinks I’m rich The employee: 👁👄👁
@y.s.k71693 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@eek41793 жыл бұрын
@@y.s.k7169 lamo
@boom61433 жыл бұрын
@@eek4179 bamo
@eek41793 жыл бұрын
@@boom6143 raid shadow is an epic mobile mmo rpg
@lmao14953 жыл бұрын
@@eek4179 sponsor my man
@gyanesh_81093 жыл бұрын
Now you don't need to go back to the CCTV room... My man's recording with his own camera
@TheRealFC2 жыл бұрын
You have my respect for saying "If you can't eat pork" because I keep Kosher. Thanks man!
@leilahh3 жыл бұрын
I literally love how he includes people who don’t eat pork. Like literally, nobody understands us. My sister knows I don’t eat pork and she literally offers me bacon. Like bruh. Thanks tho💕💕
@cry92973 жыл бұрын
literally
@Chaos_Nova3 жыл бұрын
I don’t like pork either. But I’ll eat pepperoni and sometimes bacon
@aromatic_curry3 жыл бұрын
Acc I do cause I cant eat any pork. The Jewish and Muslim people are here with u
@razvy69493 жыл бұрын
I'm orthodox and my religion doesn't forbid pork, but I am trying to stay away from the steak and stuff since it's fatty, I usually eat chicken and beef
@iwashere5833 жыл бұрын
Same here :) I don't eat pork either and I feel ya
@jeremythegymguy3 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first Milad video where he’s making the sandwich at a normal speed 😂
@EmeraldVoidz3 жыл бұрын
Let’s see if I can get 10 subs in this comment 🤔
@ripvanwinkle61523 жыл бұрын
Wow 2 bots... REPORTED
@miningful3 жыл бұрын
@@ripvanwinkle6152 and trolls, don’t get blocked
@ripvanwinkle61523 жыл бұрын
@@miningful mhm
@windrogue783 жыл бұрын
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
@meggiemusic92 жыл бұрын
this happened to me at dollar tree, since now they charge $1.25 per item SO CONFUSING, so i went to pay with change and i said "if there is any extra change you can keep it" and i was 5 cents off AND MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY but the cashier paid the 5 cents for me and that day i got my cookies SO YAY lmaoao
@stingraysworld6253 жыл бұрын
lady: "keep the change" milad: "you're short 3 bucks"
@kamuiwolff14423 жыл бұрын
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o love you bro no homo
@carsonbrower62593 жыл бұрын
Not only does man put out tons of amazing content daily, he took the time to premiere a banger.
@CillBlintonButDrunk3 жыл бұрын
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@EmeraldVoidz3 жыл бұрын
Let’s see if I can get 10 subs in this comment 🤔
@miningful3 жыл бұрын
This reply section has bots so here I am
@XxRDZ15xX3 жыл бұрын
Why is watching him make subway sandwiches so soothing?
@ytv313 жыл бұрын
Thank you soo much Milad for the heads up on the pork mate, I really appreciated it, I am thinking about visiting my local subway for the first time(it is a very new thing here) and I am really glad I found your channel and got some nice recommendations to check out 😁
@shailashams58783 жыл бұрын
Omg ikr! I'm a Muslim and I don't eat pork so that was really damn helpful
@lamzsanimation32422 жыл бұрын
@@shailashams5878 same!
@Fractulated2 жыл бұрын
@@shailashams5878 same
@matthewwright70363 жыл бұрын
Milads content is so simple and normal, thats what makes him so watchable, especially in a time like this
@carolinefranck61553 жыл бұрын
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No hate for you! Instead I'm going to report you for unwanted commercial content and spam! 😁😊
@lefterismagkoutas44303 жыл бұрын
its my go-to sit-down-and-relax channel
@bradylittlerr3 жыл бұрын
anybody else surprised by the amount of pickles he put on that sandwich? Like damn, at my subway we aren't allowed to put that many on.
@samuraidev93123 жыл бұрын
yeah lmao i would never eat that sub with all of those olives n stuff no way
@rickyssj76953 жыл бұрын
Yea that was lowkey disgusting I like pickles but not that much
@someonenewnow2123 жыл бұрын
Maybe the customer asked for extra pickles?
@jdjb20033 жыл бұрын
@@samuraidev9312 i was like what the fuck did this person order lol
@bradylittlerr3 жыл бұрын
@@someonenewnow212 I work at a subway and I was instructed to never out that many veggies on a sandwich. The amount on there that he put is like 5 servings
@mrunoriginaloreo38043 жыл бұрын
The 10$ instead of 50$ story happens all the time where fast food restaurants won't put the bill into the till until they hand the proper change back to avoid that
@JacobThomasFallen20253 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that is a common scam amongst retail. Involves rushing the cashier to get them to trip up. Never let the customer rush you.
@thetiredtraveler25403 жыл бұрын
Short-change quick scam
@jpablo7003 жыл бұрын
I was at the Chicago Airport with my buddy waiting for a connection. We both ordered 1 beer each. When we were leaving I handed the lady a $20 bill and said keep the change. She had to tell me I'm $4 short. WTF!? Chicago prices can EAD. Beer is only $4/ea at Portland Airport.
@randomassdudeinthecomments56743 жыл бұрын
What’s ead
@jacobc75552 жыл бұрын
He is using slang and personification to suggest that an inanimate object (the price of alcohol in Chicago, IL) should consume a phallus for its expensive prices, as a result of inflation in the economy over the past 6-8 years.
@Lyxtra3 жыл бұрын
I love how he yeets the extra food back in slow-mo
@levi16._3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I find it satisfying when he’s making the sandwich.
@fishyplug53003 жыл бұрын
that's the point
@gingererer78063 жыл бұрын
I find it hungry
@sivakrishna5183 жыл бұрын
Yo u blind.
@sivakrishna5183 жыл бұрын
How did you even type?
@hankwhite87043 жыл бұрын
It's satisfying when he folds the sandwich
@Pavme3 жыл бұрын
can we appreciate how he took time to tell us a recommendation for people who dont eat pork?
@chromecast44083 жыл бұрын
He's parents are from iran, so I suppose he would be familiar with people who dont eat pork
@jeejadahir59563 жыл бұрын
And in halal subways the Italian bmt is halal
@braapadk39703 жыл бұрын
He didn’t😂 all he said was you can’t get the bmt or the chicken bacon ranch because they have pork lol
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHeqfWd-fqp7a8k
@wacko_draco3 жыл бұрын
@@braapadk3970 lmao what? he did give a recommendation for people who can't eat pork.. fix yo ears..
@feather3142 жыл бұрын
Omg it was so kind of you to mention which ones have pork. No one ever does that so it makes me unreasonably happy when someone does
@chl0st3r293 жыл бұрын
nobody's talking about the sandwich, it looks absolutely bomb o_o
@babalonkie3 жыл бұрын
That my Friend is the best sub in existence... That is the Italian BMT + Italian veg, Cheese, toasted and with Mayo... IMO put some spicy chilli sauce on it too to give it a tangy zing and you will be in heaven.
@wxlly62513 жыл бұрын
@@babalonkie wow...
@adameves59703 жыл бұрын
Sucks how every sandwich he wraps ends up with the condiments all over the outside of the bread. Hands shouldn't be touching the condiments.
@captainmarvelous76783 жыл бұрын
@@amazonbooktrailers7459 yesh when I saw the amount of pickles he put I assumed the customer asked for extra pickles
@groowanderer3 жыл бұрын
@@captainmarvelous7678 agreed.
@hiddenmissingo47763 жыл бұрын
"Keep the change" I guess change is change, whether its negative or positive
@noshV13 жыл бұрын
@ĶèvîñBB Pŕòďùctìònš well fuck you then
@CillBlintonButDrunk3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWfHn4SIrMdjeJI
@bruv75213 жыл бұрын
"but if you don't eat pork don't buy it because it has pork in it" Thanks for the warning. I actually really appreciate it :)
@triiodide77623 жыл бұрын
Same I thought exactly that
@youbai.54823 жыл бұрын
Too bad a ton of people can’t eat pork, myself included
@die50603 жыл бұрын
*i dont like pork or turkey*
@miwazzz3 жыл бұрын
Same We all appreciate milad
@gamingwithsuperali18293 жыл бұрын
I can not eat pork because it is not allowed in my religion
@xoxsiyaaa77733 жыл бұрын
i respect how he said if u can't eat pork it's in there
@CALVINLNIKONT3 жыл бұрын
First rule as a cashier in making change: NEVER PUT THE MONEY THAT THE CUSTOMER GIVES YOU IN THE CASH REGISTER UNTIL YOU FINISH MAKING CHANGE!!! Customer: I gave you a $20 Cashier: Sir, this is your $10 on top of the money drawer. I never put away your money until the transaction is over. Customer: My mistake.
@m0f0nz703 жыл бұрын
Preach!
@cupcakeeatz11053 жыл бұрын
This guy never fails to impress
@editz49883 жыл бұрын
@ĶèvîñBB Pŕòďùctìònš fuck off
@nelqza3 жыл бұрын
ikr!!
@creativityflow4043 жыл бұрын
Who‘s here before the premier goes live!!!!!! Great job Milad!!!!!!!!! Pls keep on doing these premiers!!!!!!!!
@icantthinkofaname4703 жыл бұрын
Me
@melonade5093 жыл бұрын
@ĶèvîñBB Pŕòďùctìònš lol
@dash33r223 жыл бұрын
@ĶèvîñBB Pŕòďùctìònš ~stfu~
@dash33r223 жыл бұрын
@UCH-g0M2bNcNDoY5WIIERclA just stop botting
@CillBlintonButDrunk3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWfHn4SIrMdjeJI
@j.d.contreras3922 жыл бұрын
Whoever made these sandwiches is really good at it. Subway usually skimps on ingredients, but this person did not. Love it.
@Yorushikane3 жыл бұрын
Me: getting hungry seeing milad make subway me too: remembering there is no subway in Indonesia me again: making my own sandwich
@TheCaleb87003 жыл бұрын
The chicken bacon ranch is the ONLY THING I GET AND I CANT EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR IT
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@GotrekGurninsson3 жыл бұрын
I loved that sub until they changed the chicken here (canada)
@ikon14033 жыл бұрын
get the chicken bacon ranch at jersey mikes its even better
@titushutton7923 жыл бұрын
Who else gets a lot of anxiety when he’s so close to cutting his finger off😂🤣 Edit thanks for all the likes if you could give me a sub it would mean a lot.
@4sethx3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3ysnaqBa6h6i5I ..
@KoneSkirata2 жыл бұрын
The Italian B.M.T. recommendation resonates with me, it's my go-to sandwich whenever I visit subway (usually with bacon and roasted onions to spice it up). What bamboozles me is that friends usually shame me for the B.M.T., as virtually EVERYONE eats Chicken Teriyaki at subway's here in germany. I always wondered if that's a local or regional thing, but no, the whole country seems to be crazy for Chicken Teriyaki sandwiches. I wonder why.
@howitwas61423 жыл бұрын
Like the fact that he mentioned If you can’t eat pork because I’m Muslim and I can’t and in my head I thought what if it had pork but luckily he mentioned if there was pork that’s why I love This guy he thinks about everyone and cares about everyone
@Omarisbetter3 жыл бұрын
Thank you bro you are literally the only person that recommends stuff and says if you can’t eat pork then don’t eat it everyone else just recommends them and says it’s really good basically you are the only person ever that says that about food you made my day bro 😀 pls show this in ur next vid :)
@webcam84653 жыл бұрын
I just luv how he even tells which sub has pork or not HE IS ALEGEND!!
@ashleyj973 жыл бұрын
No idea why your videos showed up in my recommendations, but I am very glad you did. Your content is incredibly entertaining. No wonder you have so many subscribers!
@robertadamsx22 жыл бұрын
My old go to sub was the spicy Italian. But I've switched to chicken teriyaki 4 years ago. Though, I just found out there's a Buffalo chicken sub. That, I need to try.
@commandergull8188 Жыл бұрын
I work at a subway and honestly the Buffalo chicken is amazing. Even before I worked there it was my to go
@pirateghost34323 жыл бұрын
My local sandwich artist, was so happy after, I learnt what annoys you at subway (and didn't do it)
@eugenesmemes3 жыл бұрын
2 things I don’t understand in life 1: Mathematics 2: *Why people don’t give me a chance to make it on KZbin even though I work so hard making good content* Hi
@suuhpuur3 жыл бұрын
@Neymo ^
@aierurf3 жыл бұрын
@Neymo o he does cring
@CillBlintonButDrunk3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWfHn4SIrMdjeJI
@mimikyu30053 жыл бұрын
i need to watch this, Milad is my fav youtuber by far, his vids are so addictive. More addictive than cigs
@eugenesmemes3 жыл бұрын
2 things I don’t understand in life 1: Mathematics 2: *Why people don’t give me a chance to make it on KZbin even though I work so hard making good content* Hi
@OG-YT3 жыл бұрын
Yes lol
@aierurf3 жыл бұрын
@@eugenesmemes stop spamming
@niglet_deaths51913 жыл бұрын
@@eugenesmemes ummm
@megh_premchandani3 жыл бұрын
the most satisfying thing is when Milad covers his subway- sandwich and puts it into the bag!! I don't know why???
@karenswaley16393 жыл бұрын
you are so right about the BMT, that's my go to order every time!
@lyricsong2933 жыл бұрын
For the people at home, You can always receive a virtual cookie
@carolinefranck61553 жыл бұрын
here is your virtual cookie 🍪
@lyricsong2933 жыл бұрын
@@carolinefranck6155 thank you and you 🍪
@YetBoyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o you like the best ytber ever
@alizehfaisal67883 жыл бұрын
Honestly when I discovered Dylan's channel after finding Milad's I thought this would be more of a pewdiepie vs t series type situation but i was wrong 😂
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@macjonas17203 жыл бұрын
@@jonbus766 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM
@yeti66013 жыл бұрын
lmaooo me too lol
@amilchauhan9493 жыл бұрын
Ever been so early that your there before it even begins 😳
@eugenesmemes3 жыл бұрын
2 things I don’t understand in life 1: Mathematics 2: *Why people don’t give me a chance to make it on KZbin even though I work so hard making good content* W
@chryosolite93973 жыл бұрын
No its 20 secs until its starts
@CillBlintonButDrunk3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWfHn4SIrMdjeJI
@robintan56963 жыл бұрын
As a cashier in Japan, you have to tell the customer, "I have received your 500yen (or whatever amount)," out loud as you take the money. Its just standard procedure to avoid any misunderstanding.
@MADVLOGZZ3 жыл бұрын
Nobody! Literally nobody: Me: ***watching a Milad premiere in the middle of the night
@iored3 жыл бұрын
2:08 they're definitely in the wrong. They are trying to get you to give them change for a 50 when they pay with a 10 so you give them $40 back. it's literally their scam.
@petersherwood2023 жыл бұрын
Yep. Shortchangers
@notyourcheesecat3 жыл бұрын
When I worked retail, I would always say "out of $x" with the amount they handed me while it was in my hand. Never had an issue with attempted short changing. I also might have been fortunate.
@ILoveYou-rv3pd3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it’s an actual mistake. Yeah though, usually it’s a quick change artist.
@ladennayoung29393 жыл бұрын
Yeah. You have to watch certain people.
@tbgaming36603 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one that feel like watching him make the subway is satisfaying?
@zanedietlin76452 жыл бұрын
Tips at a carry out place are strange for sure. Every job I’ve had previous to the one I’ve currently had, tips are split evenly amongst all members on the shift. At my current job, a pizza joint, only the closers get the tips.
@Infinite_Epicness3 жыл бұрын
Day 2 of asking Milad: what's the smallest sandwich you've made? it could literally be tiny or have the least ingredients
@jotarokujo85753 жыл бұрын
only cheese
@sp-k3 жыл бұрын
he made a sandwich that was just bread and turkey
@oliviamchenry43803 жыл бұрын
The kids subs are only 3 inches and most of the time parents just get their kids meat and cheese
@wacko_draco3 жыл бұрын
he made one with only *c h e e s e*
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHeqfWd-fqp7a8k
@osama_alhgesh63 жыл бұрын
I appreciate u for telling people that can't eat bacon a recommendation too (I'm one of them)
@monkeman9093 жыл бұрын
My favorite sandwich no one asked for. Salami, pepperoni and bacon with pepper jack and provolone cheese. Toast it then add lettuce with Buffalo sauce. Absolutely smacks
@internetchocolate67333 жыл бұрын
I’ll try it next time I go to a subway 👍🏻
@MrH4yWire2 жыл бұрын
New KZbin look looks So God Damn Good
@nightwing88903 жыл бұрын
Milad: Recommends 3 subs Indian Subway: Potato, take it or leave it
@E_melxa3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a natural disaster/bad weather in a subway shift?! Also, you're amazing! People like you and Subway workers make me SO happy!
@jonbus7663 жыл бұрын
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@the7guy3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Milad is the hyperenergetic one and Dylan is the chill calm one
@rezkymuharom84763 жыл бұрын
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@sparkylol3743 жыл бұрын
This video is genuine proof that milad is such a good and caring guy, when he was listing out the recommendations he specifically said tthe sandwiches that had pork to all those muslims & others, those small details prove that he cares about everyone he meets!
@zippolight20023 жыл бұрын
That "I gave you 'x' dollars" is a common scam, had it attempted on me a couple times back in the day when I was working at Baskin Robbins.
@Andreas163753 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's called short change scam
@jennifersteiner57773 жыл бұрын
I was at subway only once when I was on holiday in amerika. I was very young and my english was so bad back then. I never heard of subway til then and the lady asked me one thousand questions and always waited for an answer and I had no clue. I just was hungry and wanted a sandwich. I was so confused and embarrased 😂
@spizy72173 жыл бұрын
Question: What was the stupidest, yet the most funniest thing that has ever happened in your experience?
@spizy72173 жыл бұрын
@Sandra Swan ?
@tempaccount55873 жыл бұрын
Spizy that’s not even a word bro
@blackrose84183 жыл бұрын
@@tempaccount5587 yeah but who cares
@yellodragon3 жыл бұрын
@Sandra Swan The general rule is: For the comparative/superlative forms of adjectives and adverbs, add er/est to one-syllable words and plunk more/most (or less/least) in front of words of two or more syllables. "Most Stupid"...
@fay_0073 жыл бұрын
Man thanks about the pork warning because I was watching the video on my way to subway
@ChauNguyen-wd6fm3 жыл бұрын
I’m a foreign student in the UK. Subway was my first franchise meal in the UK and I had been in love with it ever since. There’s something about the multiple choices of sauces and veggies, the flavours, the memories... although it’s a bit expensive. Also, I guess I just love sandwiches. Love your videos haha
@xdioximidex54763 жыл бұрын
Mam : you can keep the change Milad : mam your short 3$ Mam : may i speak to the manager
@teachingmenfashion13 жыл бұрын
Him : I'm the manager
@BlueX3213 жыл бұрын
"Whenever you feel sad, just remember that BlueX like me exist"
@TASTEGROUND3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Nuh_uh3873 жыл бұрын
literal bot
@thebakeddonut20383 жыл бұрын
*sus*
@rentsuruga82823 жыл бұрын
Wow Milad, so considerate to people who dont eat pork. For this I subscribe you. Thanks man
@SCAR-iz7wk3 жыл бұрын
0:47 - Epic Slow Mo Ninja Cheese Slice Throw
@ed49993 жыл бұрын
Actually, my city doesn't even have a subway i'd have to go to a whole another city if i ever wanted to eat something from subway
@buffshaggyy3 жыл бұрын
MILAD NO WAY YOU REPOSTED ME BRUH YOU JUST MADE MY DAY 😭 Edit:Changed my name guys I am Now Buff Shaggy😈
@AlyssaAlyrics Жыл бұрын
Pro tip to fellow casheirs: When someone hands you cash, always put it down where the both of you can see it while you're counting the change. Put their bill(s) in the drawer after you give them the change. This is how to avoid change scams/gaslighting customers.