The Lord of the Rings: Ghostbusting the Colonial Sonic Free Riders to Redfall Hell: Mindjack Edition Starring Rambo and Godzilla. Preorder to get Star Trek Trexels for free. Season Pass includes Skull Island Rise of Kong. EDIT: Fuck this was a mistake.
@theducksoldier12648 жыл бұрын
You forgot Star Trek trexels
@diamondgamingxd31758 жыл бұрын
If it existed and angry joe reviews he would literally die
@dogybark8 жыл бұрын
+Dylan Roberts Ride to Sonic Free Riders: Mindjack Colonial Marines?
@arvinnassiri0078 жыл бұрын
+Mark Rodriguez well done mate, well done
@Wrenneru8 жыл бұрын
Mind Riders: Godzilla Ride to Free Sonic Marines (Featuring Rambo) *Only Playable with Connect*
@icsandman42938 жыл бұрын
Little did he know Ride to Hell was lurking in the shadows waiting to be released.
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
that game was hiding in the toilet not lurking in the shadows.
@tgames90428 жыл бұрын
+toomanyaccounts no you mean I hell
@NekoSoren8 жыл бұрын
uhm...what about we call middle ground and say Hell's toilet after Satan had a diarreah?
@SreeragNairisawesome8 жыл бұрын
why is this comment so awesome !!???.... Laughed way too hard....
@danielruiz15368 жыл бұрын
ride to hell easliy mindjack at least you can laugh your ass off but with ride to hell you just feel broken
@blurREQZ3 жыл бұрын
I will never get sick of this video, no matter how many years it's been.
@marijuanaknowsomething67432 жыл бұрын
The intro makes it an instant classic in my eyes. Lol
@jaygooese42422 жыл бұрын
This game sucks
@Mayhzon Жыл бұрын
Regarding the story, I got where they were going with this twist of revealing to the main characters 6 hours in what Mind Hacking was. The grand idea here was that our main character himself was constantly mind hacked and didn't know it. Explains why he did so much fucked up stuff at the start and broke his protocols. Only problem is: Instead of being a genius twist it outright doesn't work, because the game failed in every other aspect including the hammy story presentation. I really wish there would have been a proper game with this twist and gameplay idea done right.
@jaygooese4242 Жыл бұрын
I wish this game was good
@chrxs61632 Жыл бұрын
@@jaygooese4242 that’s like wishing 9/11 didn’t happen. It was destined to happen and no level of wishing could change it because Mindjack was always gonna be SH!TT
@GamingRevenant5 жыл бұрын
*"What is the point of a bossfight, if you do NOT fight the boss"* - AngryJoe november 2011
@Pepperjack57IsAwesome4 жыл бұрын
owo
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
@Jack Dean 0w⁰
@ryanboyle50143 жыл бұрын
*January
@geniusgamerr45173 жыл бұрын
Ben 10 alien force say otherwise
@thebigboss22333 жыл бұрын
@MEGASPIDEY 101 The old God of War games didn't have health bars on their bosses back in the day.
@Intothevoid-NIB7 жыл бұрын
"I have never seen a concept so poorly executed" * Sonic Free Riders theme plays* Viewtiful, Joe
@aracuscesar7 жыл бұрын
im sure thats angry joes ringtone
@cheke_hs7 жыл бұрын
Viewtuful Joe? LOL
@Intothevoid-NIB7 жыл бұрын
TheMrAntoMean Goddammit, I didn't even think of that
@dakarai477 жыл бұрын
Do you know viewtiful joe was a amazing game?
@AndyIli7 жыл бұрын
the worst was yet to come I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, RIDE TO HELL RETRIBUTION 1%
@michaelfallen15648 жыл бұрын
"The bigger they are, they harder they come" Who thought that's the best way to phrase that sentence?
@sadmyspaceuser8 жыл бұрын
Michael Fallen og mudbone
@kentzwillinger26337 жыл бұрын
i dont know what is happen
@treestoman53067 жыл бұрын
That IS the best way to phrase that sentence.
@MerlautJones7 жыл бұрын
Lol Noo!
@badendhappy29037 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that far into the dubbing of that horrible game, the voice actors just said "you know what, fuck it!".
@zzKirus8 жыл бұрын
I don't even watch these for the games I watch them just to hear Joe shit on em lmao
@Nathdood6 жыл бұрын
Thisssssss
@limpskimp67946 жыл бұрын
Eric Scrofano same lol
@chrisjordan27846 жыл бұрын
Eric Scrofano haha 😂😂same
@downfromthereeefters5 жыл бұрын
Exactly hahahahaha
@plasmaoctopus17285 жыл бұрын
He definitely needs to do a review on Left Alive, a new square bomb!
@terraducttos7 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what is happen The whole world is explode" 10/10 English - grammar nazi
@wannadie67278 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what is happen. Smoke and guns, the whole world is explode. So we just running, running very fast" - Mindjack 2011
@breylivec5 жыл бұрын
I dont know what is happen 😂 I'm still not over that phrasing its worst than telltale on new frontier about aj lmao
@blondboozebaron5 жыл бұрын
I thought the quote came from Noam Chomsky.
@breylivec5 жыл бұрын
@@blondboozebaron your probably right, but hes listing the game it's from.
@blondboozebaron5 жыл бұрын
@@breylivec I was making a joke using an absurd dichotomy. Yes that quote came from the game, however the idea that the broken English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle.
@breylivec5 жыл бұрын
@@blondboozebaron " English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle." im sorry but i dont like anything in that sentence. you are not Einstein talk normal.
@Wizered8 жыл бұрын
Careful, they're not regular grunts.
@nodscorpion23008 жыл бұрын
heads down grenade
@davecrupel28177 жыл бұрын
Nod Scorpion heads up* grenade. Because their broken lives are miserable.
@artbargra6 жыл бұрын
He's a grunt, not a god!
@elcalabozodelandroide23 жыл бұрын
Wacht out !! Grenade!!!
@TovenDo.O.Video-2 жыл бұрын
They're *special* grunts
@CrimsonGuard19928 жыл бұрын
The moment when you realize that Angry Joe's negative reviews are much more entertaining than his positive reviews. LOL XD
@edvance10305 жыл бұрын
@TheDreReichDude That makes me wonder: what would a 0/10 be like?
@cryingwithrage5 жыл бұрын
@@edvance1030 A game that can't even turn on.
@dylankaiser55465 жыл бұрын
Well his opening to the Dredd review was funny
@st4ne4rmthevill635 жыл бұрын
I only watch the ones for games I know are bad.
@lilianahmartinez27735 жыл бұрын
Demon Hunter fallout 76 review rant
@guilhermencb2 жыл бұрын
2022 and this review is still an unmatched masterpiece.
@walktroughman1952 Жыл бұрын
We have to realise that this review is as old as an 11 year old
@uuuuNB Жыл бұрын
I feel old
@glaeli1184 Жыл бұрын
Gollum just gave it a good competition lol
@UgandanWarriorofHell Жыл бұрын
ride to hell: retribution matches it pretty well. i watch it religiously once a year
@guilhermencb Жыл бұрын
@@UgandanWarriorofHell True, that game is a digital heresy in every possible sense.
@otimo14410 жыл бұрын
I love this game! When I was taking it to the garbage I saw a raccoon attacking a friendly neighborhood cat and I was able to throw the case AND the disc at the raccoon to scare it off!!!
@AJARyan-yn2uv10 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@АртемОрлов-п7с10 жыл бұрын
it was scared of the game it didnt want to even see the cover
@АртемОрлов-п7с10 жыл бұрын
***** i know right
@michaelwhatley239810 жыл бұрын
Hey atleast you can give it an award for something, "Best Raccoon Scarer Awayer 2011."
@Montesama31410 жыл бұрын
You should have been put in jail for animal cruelty.
@SabbyNeko9 жыл бұрын
When I was living in a Hostel with nothing but a TV and a modded Xbox 360, I had a guy who could get me new games on burnt discs every two weeks when I got paid. This was my one source of entertainment, and without it, I'd be sitting in my very small unit staring at the wall all day. One day my disc guy called and said he had a few new games ready and one of them was Mindjack. I had no idea what it was, all I cared was yay, new games! Want want want. Stuff happened, I couldn't get it, and I waited for about 3 months for another chance to get games from him, and that entire time all I could think about was playing Mindjack. I didn't care what it was, I just fucking needed it. Then I finally moved into my own unit, and ages later I see this video on KZbin. Holy fuck was I spared.
@ThatAwesomeUsername9 жыл бұрын
SabbyNeko You can live in a hostel?
@SabbyNeko9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, it fucking sucked.
@schmx9 жыл бұрын
SabbyNeko Your pic and name are very familiar.. have we ever screamed at each other on youtube ?
@SabbyNeko9 жыл бұрын
Mateo Acioli I dunno man, that's a lot of people.
@frontporchmint9 жыл бұрын
+SabbyNeko what country where you in? No outside activies?
@dhoffnun8 жыл бұрын
Mindjack - one of the worst games ever. Freejack - one of the worst movies ever. COINCIDENCE!?!?!?? You decide.
@leohmk108 жыл бұрын
Never trust Jacks.
@leibniz4448 жыл бұрын
Fucking jacks ;_;
@TheFlashzChannel8 жыл бұрын
+BTKZ_Nayth what about ultraman "jack"? that was fucking cool as childhood
@leibniz4448 жыл бұрын
+The Flash Channel yea but for me I didn't like it ;_; yes my childhood sucked ;(
@admiral75998 жыл бұрын
+David Hoffnung Illuminati Confirmed
@Smzz_2208 ай бұрын
Who’s still watching in 2024?
@karimdavis70656 ай бұрын
I'm in 2030
@georgesulyvahn2516 ай бұрын
13 years....damn.
@danhibiki33596 ай бұрын
Me
@jameslshelton6 ай бұрын
Me
@henkman006 ай бұрын
1994. Man, my phone bill is going through the roof!!
@CrazeeAdam8 жыл бұрын
"The whole world is explode" best dialogue of all time in a AAA game.
@Noel-fi7lj8 жыл бұрын
I don't know what is happen.
@brennanconnelly8 жыл бұрын
I don't know what is happen! A smoke and guns the whole world is explode
@TrashGoblin8248 жыл бұрын
I don't know what is happen! I don't know-I don't know-I don't know what is happen!
@HyperTraceur8 жыл бұрын
This is not even close to triple A.
@TrashGoblin8248 жыл бұрын
Bryant Guidry More like a B game
@gcircle8 жыл бұрын
"the whole world is explode" I died
@Noel-fi7lj8 жыл бұрын
I don't what is happen.
@DjTittySprinklez8 жыл бұрын
+Sir Noel I don't know what is happen I don't know I don't know I don't know what is happen
@bryant75428 жыл бұрын
I don't know what is happen
@RiNicku1ous8 жыл бұрын
Can I has reconz
@Itsprincesweets8 жыл бұрын
gcircle I dont know what is happen, there is smoke and guns, the whole world is explode, so we jus running, running verry fast...
@Jefemuerto8 жыл бұрын
you need to make a playlist named "You fucked it up"
@israeljimenez20518 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@damearstor21208 жыл бұрын
+Oliver Haugaard Mortensen thank you :D
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@paradigmmime12232 жыл бұрын
Makes me sad to rewatch this knowing that it was 10 years ago when I was a kid when I first saw this 😥 . One of the funniest reviews tho!
@seth53942 жыл бұрын
the best is yet to come bro
@bloomingteratoma9 жыл бұрын
Mindjacked Free Riders to Hell: The Video Game. Preorder now to play as Rambo!
@kinkshamer50678 жыл бұрын
i´ll take 20
@TheAwesomeHyperon8 жыл бұрын
Mindjacked Free Riders to Hell
@bloomingteratoma8 жыл бұрын
***** Fixed it.
@Fraude_fiscale48 жыл бұрын
preorder comes with Godzilla figure
@KennethEspericueta3408 жыл бұрын
And pre Order now to have a Hardline and The Order 1886 DLC for free
@TheSamiryoussef8 жыл бұрын
The "I don't know what is happen" guy sounds a lot like Tommy Wiseau.
@BlueZeroThree8 жыл бұрын
Any way how is your sex life
@itzSlick8 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mark!
@KayQue4047 жыл бұрын
[laugh]
@Fulvin-jv9pf7 жыл бұрын
Your just a chicken, cheep cheep cheeeeep
@zillafire1017 жыл бұрын
No one poorly imitates my favorite farm animal!
@awaisanwar10410 жыл бұрын
Mind Jack, Sonic Free Riders and Ride To Hell copies should just have a sticker on the game covers saying: "Please kill me with fire"
@michaelwood849310 жыл бұрын
Fire and holy water.
@awaisanwar10410 жыл бұрын
Michael Wood They should just give you holy water with each purchase just incase the game cover comes to life and tries to strangle you.
@christopherromanelli297810 жыл бұрын
hahahaha yes
@zarahdavis80210 жыл бұрын
awais anwar nice one!
@Shinbu112810 жыл бұрын
"Prices reduced to $20!...$10?...Okay, FREE!...Fine, we will pay you to take these games out of our stores. PLEASE!"
@jayive346 жыл бұрын
It's a shame, because the concept of mind slaving enemies is actually kinda interesting.
@andmillions4 жыл бұрын
Psi Ops had a similar mechanic and was a much better game.
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
That sounds pretty interesting if I put my soul to a girl and her soul into mine I would control her.
@theeverlastingthinker86303 жыл бұрын
@@abramsullivan7764 bro......
@zupergozer9 жыл бұрын
How? How could they have fucked up this bad? I mean I don't know about you but if I was asked to write a story for a game I would like, put effort into it, like at least try to make a coherent plot. Who made this? What were they thinking? What shadowy overlords do they serve?
@jacybrooks85669 жыл бұрын
I think the people who chose sonic free riders might be a triple a game on the wii
@SeffyRoth9 жыл бұрын
zupergozer I don't think even Corporate Commander wanted anything to do with this game. As such, it ended up worse than any scheme even he could come up with.
@adrianbohancanu78629 жыл бұрын
+NotYourFriend you mean better, not worse
@weldonwin9 жыл бұрын
+NotYourFriend Even Corporate Commander doesn't set out to deliberately make bad games. Yes, they are frequently rushed, derivative and poorly thought out, but not like this. Its obviously a Japanese game, so that explains the shonky voice acting and wierd scripting (The whole world is explode), but doesn't excuse the terrible story.
@bostontowny4life7449 жыл бұрын
+zupergozer They serve Satan, the Devil himself. You son of a bitch.
@mini-conlongarm80219 жыл бұрын
The soldiers must have graduated Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.
@betastilter21979 жыл бұрын
Thank for finally making that reference
@MisteRRYouTuby9 жыл бұрын
The bomb is by far the GREATEST moment in the game; and A.Joe's reaction is CLASSIC! Angry Joe: What the EFF have we been doing for the past SIX HOURS? POLITELY suggesting they should join us so we can KILL THEIR FRIENDS? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.................. And this took place in the absence of the Cobra Commander.
@holythirteenx19 жыл бұрын
It must've been part of a huge plot twist that they completely scrapped when they pushed this game out of the nest too soon. He should have gone all blank and weird, or maybe attack her out of the blue, this game could've got a 2 out of 10 just for the effort.
@kyotheman699 жыл бұрын
holythirteenx1 naw 1/10 still to generous, fuck this game!, Fuck this game, Fucks this game! laughing part made me laugh the most, "fahh Fahh Fahh ha ha" wtf lol Last part Joe said exactly game is "Fucken Garbage"
@Migandas9 жыл бұрын
Cobra Commander? I am pretty sure its "Corporate Commander".
@krisfern59399 жыл бұрын
Migandas Based on Cobra Commander is you look at his later design, but yeah it is Corporate Commander.
@nonyodambiz9 жыл бұрын
I don't know what happened there. The bomb? What does that mean? What just happened there?
@jamesross3556 жыл бұрын
Eurogamer: 6/10 Gamespot: 5/10 IGN: 4/10 OXM(UK): 3/10 Let that sink in.
@poiuytrewq114226 жыл бұрын
James Ross I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPEN, RATINGS, RATINGS EVERYWHERE, WE JUST RUN, RUNNING VERY FAST!
@cyphaborg65985 жыл бұрын
Rather let it shoot for the moon OFF THIS PLANET!!!
@cyphaborg65985 жыл бұрын
Wait, IGN was actually more sensible!?that's it *steps outside the window of a skyscraper*
@ArtofWEZ4 жыл бұрын
I just played on an emulator, and I kinda love it lol, it's jank but it's got this sweet ass Timecrisis aesthetic and flow.
@raphaelbrown63144 жыл бұрын
@@ArtofWEZuhhhhhhhh I hope you're joking about that dude 😕
@Flansey9 жыл бұрын
Mindjack is ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL! Sorry, I had to make that reference.
@kfizzledizzle84679 жыл бұрын
KickassW7 oh my god I love that game so much. I got all three on origin in a bundle that was worth $20 but it was on sale for $14. that was money well spent... until I got to the end of ME3. EA ruined that game and I heard a rumor that battlefront 3 doesnt have anything that made the first 2 games good... except space ships on land, that's it.
@GenericUsername-qp1ww9 жыл бұрын
Kip Higginson EA essentially went through the original BF 1 & 2 and took all the fun part's and went "nope. don't need that, nope, don't need that, nope, we don't need that" and essentially is turning it into Star Wars Battlefield. EA are singlehandedly destroying every beloved franchise they can get their hand's on out there. Thank fuck Todd Howard has probably denied EA's bribes to let them in on the ES and Fallout game profit's a bunch of times. The day Bethesda fall to the dark side and allow EA in on their business will be the day I quit gaming.
@kfizzledizzle84679 жыл бұрын
if EA joins with activision and they make half-life 3, we are all ****ed
@ezgaming87169 жыл бұрын
Kip Higginson better than valve refusing to make the freaking game
@firefox32499 жыл бұрын
KickassW7 "YOU FAILED. WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY"
@bandanadee30298 жыл бұрын
Philosophical shit time: "What is the point of the boss fight if you don't fight the boss?"
@lnkrishnan8 жыл бұрын
Getting that deja-vu moment of "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" all over again.
@davecrupel28177 жыл бұрын
Rogan Leonard Well the harder they cum....
@poiuytrewq114226 жыл бұрын
Rogan Leonard A wise man once said "Bad guys don't go left to right."
@socialexperimentable8 жыл бұрын
the creators of ride to hell saw this review and said "challenge accepted"
@OmniOmegaKiller8 жыл бұрын
And then. The Last of Us makers did say "We did won this challenge".
@socialexperimentable8 жыл бұрын
OmniOmegaKiller 1) learn how to write english 2) yeah no, TLoU is widely consdered one of the best modern games out there.
@OmniOmegaKiller8 жыл бұрын
chazm00 1) Correct what I wrote if you want for me learn. 2) you have troll face on your pic, you should know better when someone make an obvious troll comments.
@socialexperimentable8 жыл бұрын
OmniOmegaKiller i put this profile pic on because im a dragon ball z fan, and im tired of everyone lowballing goku and vegeta, so my response was super saiyan blue with a troll face. look around the internet, the vast majority of people will tell you TLoU was a great game
@dontreadmyprofilepicture88176 жыл бұрын
Nope sorry Sonic Free Riders forever burns horrific flash backs of gameplay in my mind since 2010 so it's forever the worst game in history for me.....
@timsissucks699 жыл бұрын
i was working at gamestop at the time this game was released. an older man came in one day and picked up mindjack for his grandsons birthday. i told him very politely that he'd rather choose another title because this abomination would surely make his grandson hate him. the store manager was standing close by and overheard the conversation and immediately fired me because i wasn't doing my job of ripping this poor man off and making the sale. i told the boss man to fuck off and proceeded to walk to the bar across the street. the older gentleman followed me, bought me a drink or two, and apologized for what had happened. he ended up being my father in law. so what i'm trying to say is, i guess one good thing came out of this game :)
@elijahperez93309 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being a good person. Fuck Gamestop.
@bboymonk3y9 жыл бұрын
The world needs more people like you. I salute you sir. ( ._.)/
@TheCreepyLantern9 жыл бұрын
and then you won a billion dollars
@bollywongaloid9 жыл бұрын
I got a warning a couple of months back bcos some bitch came into the store where I work and for some reason which I still haven't fathomed, started calling me sexist and shouting. Told her to get someone else to serve her before I walked away, cos I sure as hell wasn't doing it. Her face was priceless lol. Retail sucks man... People suck.
@jbelang9 жыл бұрын
What an amazing story Hahahahah
@Frankthegb10 жыл бұрын
Worst game ever? Did it cause the crash of the entire gaming industry? No? Then that title still belongs to E.T.
@joeypiontek239310 жыл бұрын
There is a game that gets 2nd place, Ride to Hell Retribution!!
@MrDanielshj10 жыл бұрын
you stole that line from Ben 'yahtzee' croshaw didn't you?
@Frankthegb10 жыл бұрын
Daniel Jørgensen ...no, I didn't steal it, i fucking referenced it for the people that watch his damn show. Jesus fuck, am I not allowed to make a single fucking reference without being accused of being an unoriginal thief?
@MrDanielshj10 жыл бұрын
that's what i meant.
@kyotheman6910 жыл бұрын
that was atari u idiot, back then most games were crap, ET was no exception. This game joe review probably be third on the list, first for sure Ride to hell, second superman 64.
@zelg.55516 жыл бұрын
15:50 - I'm sure the twist was that it were *you* (as in the player, not the characters) who has been mindhacking everyone the entire time. But even then it doesn't fuggin' work because it wouldn't make any sense in context - if you were controlling just these two, then they'd never notice. But would they simply write off a little girl spouting an assault rifle, murdering enemy soldiers to help them out? Pretty fucking conspicuous if you ask me. Okay, there can be some bs explanation like "the player erased/tampered with their memories", but what about HQ, what about the CCTV tapes?! It's a mess through and through, the only thing that could've been the game's saving grace got tarnished like everything else.
@looinrims4 жыл бұрын
This game nor its story is not worth any form of logic, just shit on it as it deserves, brutally
@DrDanik8 жыл бұрын
I love the Detroit mention.
@JimmyTrunks8 жыл бұрын
That don't happen
@Legotrademark8 жыл бұрын
it did.
@GholaTleilaxu8 жыл бұрын
Is that the city where kids used to pack heat in their lunch boxes?
@gavine68338 жыл бұрын
Yes basically everyone is strapped in Detroit
@yuaito8558 жыл бұрын
Gavin Edgerton a democrat run town.. #WeNeedTheTrump
@ReinEngel8 жыл бұрын
Paid $1.00 for it... still sucks.
@JackDuripper8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't buy that for a dollar
@adrianskitzo8 жыл бұрын
+Nooby Pro lol u paid too much money from isp and electricity bill
@diamondgamingxd31758 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt buy with free money...... Is that a thing?
@ButtTrauma8 жыл бұрын
+Nooby Pro They should pay you 15$ an hour to play this game... With time and a half on Sundays. Seeing as this is as fun as a bad day at work.
@colinbennett89748 жыл бұрын
+Rein Engel Even $0.01 is still to much for this travesty
@hahayeah9829 жыл бұрын
"What are we in Detroit" I laughed so hard
@retrofancy9909 жыл бұрын
Same here funniest thing I've ever heard!
@OLAMARG0D5757 жыл бұрын
But little did Joe know Ride to hell was lurking in the shadows waiting to strike.
@Drothen-7 жыл бұрын
youre a cheeky bugger. btw: you can edit your comments by clicking the 3 dots on the side.
@OLAMARG0D5757 жыл бұрын
thanks
@KneelB4Bacon9 жыл бұрын
15:58 Heh Heh. I'm guessing that this cutscene was supposed to happen MUCH earlier in the game and the developer screwed up and put it in the wrong place. They should feel bad for melting down Joe's brain.
@koendiepen74009 жыл бұрын
+Catzilla OR its a twist and it truns out you are not the characters you think you are but someone hacking them.
@informationyes9 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's Just one of those mistakes that happens and can't be helped Urr well it can as long as well you have at least 2 brain cells.
@JVLY9 жыл бұрын
It's pretty obvious that you don't play as either of the main characters because of the tutorial level where you play as this ghosty thing. The game is hilarious honestly.
@hellraiser567110 жыл бұрын
There were like 30 fucking people with automatic weapons at 14:45.....How the fuck did they emerge without a scratch?
@benzzodude10 жыл бұрын
They got weapons training from the Galactic Empire.
@cobusleroux216910 жыл бұрын
benzzodude That is offensive to all Stormtroopers everywhere. At least they, sometimes, hit their targets.
@robotpanda7710 жыл бұрын
***** Running really fast can absolutely break physics. Have you ever seen one of those lizards running on water? All you have to do is run like hell and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
@joebloomer804810 жыл бұрын
Because they're main characters.
@masterxeon10019 жыл бұрын
3 seconds in. on the floor.
@masterxeon10019 жыл бұрын
3 minutes in. back to the floor.
@xSurvivor7x9 жыл бұрын
masterxeon1001 12:35 On the floor too. lol.
@xSurvivor7x9 жыл бұрын
xSurvivor7x 16:59 XD YES.
@D4Skewer9 жыл бұрын
xSurvivor7x Everyone of these moments = the best.
@w3irdo139 жыл бұрын
masterxeon1001 And now you're doing the dinosaur.
@alexdelarge7034 жыл бұрын
No Man’s Mindjack 76: Retribution
@benchmarkslab20054 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@StapledSquirrel4 жыл бұрын
Rider Edition
@IG7799-c4u4 жыл бұрын
Oof, trailer when?
@ThePSNOfficial9 жыл бұрын
Sonic free hell riders retubution.
@jacybrooks85669 жыл бұрын
Mindjacked free rides to hell
@wugos269 жыл бұрын
+BIHMOSTWANTED Only on Xbox Kinect :v
@Aedrion-9 жыл бұрын
+Jacy Brooks Mindjacked Free Rides to Duck Hell
@AchtungFreud9 жыл бұрын
3 And Knuckles feat. Dante From the Devil May Cry series.
@smartyax111119 жыл бұрын
The first ever -1 out of 10
@MichaelChin19948 жыл бұрын
Joe missed the point of the plot twist, which is actually really, really, really clever (and the only good thing about the game) When he says he's never heard of mind hacking, that's supposed to reveal that we the players have been hacking him.
@mocca36338 жыл бұрын
Freakin genius m8
@mrsubject18 жыл бұрын
not too bad for such a shitty game
@ballin3020088 жыл бұрын
never thought of it like that. first I've heard of this
@gcircle8 жыл бұрын
That would actually be a genius move if it either introduced who was hacking the guy then, OR if it confirmed the game breaks the fourth wall for whatever reason. And I bet that with such a shit design, the game does neither.
@TrashGoblin8248 жыл бұрын
It's revealed who was hacking the guy at the end, which is pretty much the only time anything resembling a plot happens
@3landerBK9 жыл бұрын
Monkies with machine guns ?? This game only lacks sharks with lazer beams attached to their heads .
@6961909 жыл бұрын
3landerBK sorry, Ill have you know its FREAKIN sharks with FREAKIN laser beams on their heads
@3landerBK9 жыл бұрын
696190 I stand corrected
@adisturbedpistachio2239 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but to get those guys its going to take (*zooms in and plays Dr. Evil tune*) one million dollars!
@3landerBK9 жыл бұрын
Rob Mick First of all , second of all 1 million .... *chuckles*
@darketribute15629 жыл бұрын
Don't give them ideas...
@Ajaws7 жыл бұрын
"What are we in Detroit?
@jolene_videos_stuff9 жыл бұрын
Which one is the worst game ever? -Mindjack -Sonic Free Riders or -Ride to Hell Retribution
@electricfirefly1019 жыл бұрын
In my opinion Ride to Hell, at least this and Sonic arent offensive lol
@jolene_videos_stuff9 жыл бұрын
electricfirefly101 True.
@thecoffeeshophey9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who likes Free Riders?
@Xaraeus9 жыл бұрын
Collin Drey Yes
@thecoffeeshophey9 жыл бұрын
Okay then
@qasimrazagd77168 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the developers were high when making this
@alvaroskito65488 жыл бұрын
on weed?
@tonybussoli16768 жыл бұрын
That's Not Much Of A Twist 😂
@mriddley8 жыл бұрын
Youd ed to be on something stronger to do this shit
@MrODST578 жыл бұрын
+mriddley maybe magic shrooms mixed with a cocktail of heroin
@zaya53608 жыл бұрын
yah weed and no speed
@CrunchyFinn8 жыл бұрын
Why is "fuck" censored sometimes, when other times it isn't? I keep noticing that throughout the AJS.
@Noel-fi7lj8 жыл бұрын
Because Joe doesn't f*cking care about fucking consistency.
@rumplstiltztinkerstein8 жыл бұрын
sometimes you just want to say the f word politely
@watcher2068 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I am wrong, but I have heard that if you swear in a monetized you-tube video, Google will turn off the AD revenue from the video. So if that is true, Angry Joe most likely had to censor the videos in order to maintain ad revenue.
@rumplstiltztinkerstein8 жыл бұрын
watcher206 I think he censor some of the f words so the entire series don't look so offensive and careless about it
@ksad968 жыл бұрын
Watcher, the removal of monetized videos for swearing is very recent, so this video wouldn't have been affected by that.
@zt92333 жыл бұрын
Came back to this years later one of my favorite KZbin videos of all time. Comedic genius.
@kylepez6043 жыл бұрын
I do the exact same
@JoeTAC8 жыл бұрын
Can people stop fucking forcing multiplayer on every game? 99% of wasted potential games are because people keep fucking trying to force multiplayer on the single player and fuck it up. Seriously people, bring back pure singleplayer games!
@ProjectSkrillexNL8 жыл бұрын
Thats a reason to love witcher 3 ma man
@undrgun7 жыл бұрын
Joe The Amazing Camel if they don't add it then people with complain, doesnt matter
@Meowblivion7 жыл бұрын
Thomas t Deus Ex Mankind Divided was single player and that shit was hard af
@MerlautJones7 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@breka34827 жыл бұрын
yeah I wish multiplayer didn't exist in mass effect 3
@StoogesFan8 жыл бұрын
Wow, the enemies in the game really can't shoot anything; they make stormtroopers accuracy look like Deadshot's.
@RockyLXXXVIII8 жыл бұрын
*Takes control of people's minds for 6 hours* "Wait it's possible to control people's minds?!"
@stevanusnewman8 жыл бұрын
Thats a plot twist, he have been mind hacked all that time
@Tsumefan24 жыл бұрын
isn't that what you've been doing in the entire game??? wow what a shocker....not really
@shredder33717 жыл бұрын
When did Stephen Hawking become a reviewer?
@utrak7 жыл бұрын
check out his channel, Special Olympics MLG Reviews
@FlareZero10 жыл бұрын
My favorite review!! Thanks Joe you are incredible, a real gamer, you are doing videos for passion, and for many (me too) you are an inspiration, and thanks to that I have decide to start a KZbin channel with my Brother, thanks man, you are the best. The angry joe army are a great comunity, I love that, a lot of people that are so good. From the Europe(Italy)I thank you from the deepest of my Heart.
@182punkbunny10 жыл бұрын
OMG I busted out laughing in the middle of my office at work...just by the first seen ... my coworkers are looking at me all weird now... tears are coming out X'D
@jarjam28749 жыл бұрын
When is Mindjack 2 coming out?
@tudordumitrescu43259 жыл бұрын
Soo hyped for it!
@jjthejet47389 жыл бұрын
It would be cool if a good development team could make a second mindjack cause I would love to see this be a good game
@williamowens20639 жыл бұрын
+Krillin Chilling Ride To Hell: Mindjacking Freeriders on Xbox 360 Kinect or uPlay on PC, published by EA, Activision and Ubisoft. Get the season pass for 60$ or you can get the ultimate edition for 139,99$ and get the season pass, a weapon skin and THREE new motorcycle sounds!
@bartoszn16099 жыл бұрын
+William Owens It would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good,
@chaoticiannunez24199 жыл бұрын
At least lets hope........
@eval_is_evil5 жыл бұрын
" my mind is Jaaaackjaaaaaaaaacked....jacked" That quick "jacked" at the end always cracks me up.
@nattokami95988 жыл бұрын
12:54 best English ever
@chaoticdiscordx123710 жыл бұрын
Uh...After seeing this, I shall stick with Skyrim
@BloodHellDragon10 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@TheCookiezPlz10 жыл бұрын
"Hey, so we just got done rendering the boss and..." "Erm...We don't know how to program AI for that..." "Well then why the fuck did they have us render it?" "...I don't know what is happen"
@bthsr71136 жыл бұрын
I love how he's immediately alert when he hears the music from Sonic free riders.
@StarfallShadow10 жыл бұрын
That Sonic Free Riders moment had me cracking up.
@brennanconnelly8 жыл бұрын
"what are we in Detroit?" Lmfao
@thorshammer78836 жыл бұрын
Brennan Connelly I don't get it.
@nickabbott3196 жыл бұрын
Thor's Hammer lol 😂
@notkimpine3 жыл бұрын
hey. my name is connor
@arnoldthomsen657110 жыл бұрын
I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast
@arbyw.18899 жыл бұрын
***** "Oh hi Mark!"
@haighjamgochian54137 жыл бұрын
Yeah, your English is a lot better than mine!?!?
@corefrontgames59176 жыл бұрын
Almost bought this game before thank god I didn’t buy it
@nickabbott3195 жыл бұрын
Corefront Games u must be on drugs
@mojo_joju5 жыл бұрын
whut
@ProjectSkrillexNL8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS ON KZbin
@aracuscesar7 жыл бұрын
head to head with ride to hell
@joshuahopkins87476 жыл бұрын
Which is why it is one out of Ross's two liked videos.
@BryanAlvarrez8 жыл бұрын
I bought this game just to see how bad it is .
@WH2503988 жыл бұрын
And? is it any fun to do so? I want to know if it's funny to play to i can laugh at it with friends
@porlearktuy46218 жыл бұрын
He hasn't responded for quite awhile. I assume that the game jacked his mind and left him a vegetable.
@BryanAlvarrez8 жыл бұрын
WH250398 yes laughably bad terrible AI garbage voice acting & story and the game online is terrible
@BryanAlvarrez8 жыл бұрын
Porleark Tuy sup
@BryanAlvarrez8 жыл бұрын
This game made me loose brain cells
@zanytobbs9 жыл бұрын
I almost wish more crappy games came out because damn I laugh so hard. This, Ride to hell, Sonic and Kane & Lynch 2, Rambo, Thor and Green lantern. Laughter is the best medicine ahahah
@haithamalissa29564 жыл бұрын
Easily one of the best AJ reviews, 9 years later still coming back to watch it for shits and giggles.
@alexac974910 жыл бұрын
I miss this Joe :(
@HLPC_210 жыл бұрын
we all do... he was skinnier for some reason too!
@CanalTALL10 жыл бұрын
This Joe aint coming back
@VesTriBang10 жыл бұрын
The one who wouldnt just bash on a game cause of hype. Just bashing a game being so bad
@JL-nt1kx10 жыл бұрын
He died and was replaced with angry commentator.
@TheInternetEnzyme10 жыл бұрын
You post this on every video he makes. No one likes you.
@ReticularTunic78 жыл бұрын
who's watching this in 2022 besides me ? Over 1.4k +1's nice work guys
@jorgegustavo42938 жыл бұрын
Deez nuts(☞͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
@jorgegustavo42938 жыл бұрын
Deez nuts(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@carny158 жыл бұрын
+jorge gustavo Jorge! Go back to your room!
@jorgegustavo42938 жыл бұрын
:'c
@Waltersop8 жыл бұрын
+skotqOnt rockshadder me
@thewinnerscircle38210 жыл бұрын
He has to give a 0/10 soon
@Nyon96110 жыл бұрын
I know even his ride to hell review got a 1/10
@Jogeta510 жыл бұрын
Nyon961 1/10 is the lowest score Joe gives in his reviews.
@Nyon96110 жыл бұрын
But why................... (by the way read this in a mystical voice)
@ValnirAesirsson10 жыл бұрын
Nyon961 simply because the scale goes from 1 to 10 and so has 10 different scores and not 11 as when it would start with 0
@Nyon96110 жыл бұрын
ah
@Kiwing4lyfe4 жыл бұрын
I love going back to see old angryjoe reviews, always make my day, especially during this quarantine
@GeorgeNadaYT4 жыл бұрын
Old Joe videos were the best
@sUpC1210 жыл бұрын
"the whole world is explode"
@sulacomarine9 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Joe's mind was jacked by Master Chief in the beginning of the video XD
@jamiedoupe64359 жыл бұрын
Same voice
@thexenowolf32169 жыл бұрын
Lel yeah but he wasent spewing profanity and shit every give seconds XD
@sulacomarine9 жыл бұрын
He did drop a few F bombs though :P
@stickypegasus459 жыл бұрын
sulacomarine #ArbynTheChief2015
@ell61229 жыл бұрын
it sound nothing like the chief
@haliddrobo91178 жыл бұрын
MindRide to HellJack:Retribution If Joe ever played that game he would have a mental breakdown
@pepsia65088 жыл бұрын
What about:rambo to battalion:free rides retribution
@haliddrobo91178 жыл бұрын
Joe would probably be paralyzed for life if he ever played that game...
@pepsia65088 жыл бұрын
+IPlayGames holy fuck
@sabasgt8 жыл бұрын
Chill Satan O.o
@Noel-fi7lj8 жыл бұрын
MindRide to HellJack:Free Riders
@taylordavis28262 жыл бұрын
The holy trinity: Mindjack Angry Review, Ride to Hell Angry Review, & Sonic Free Riders Angry Review
@shadow_fox88202 жыл бұрын
IT EARNS A 1!! 1/10!!!
@davecrupel28178 жыл бұрын
11:05 AngryJoe.exe has stopped working.
@brodiebeats10 жыл бұрын
So basically its a fucked up watchdogs
@brodiebeats10 жыл бұрын
Scalticus OcO Umm... I know from trailers, gameplay demos and other content. :P Duh
@jakecox799910 жыл бұрын
Goku Vegeta You're a whole new level of stupid.
@brodiebeats10 жыл бұрын
Jake Cox Im sure you are good sir
@brodiebeats10 жыл бұрын
Scalticus OcO Well damn its my fucking opinion, go shit on someone elses brain if you dont like the game.
@loren543210 жыл бұрын
I love how this went from an opinion to a fight.
@arealcoolguy56309 жыл бұрын
This is a ps2 game right? It sure looks and feels like one..
@orangesoda89859 жыл бұрын
that's an insult to ps2 games
@AggressiveSushi8 жыл бұрын
+Nooby Pro this comment has me dying cuz I know the first game created is ass and if this game is worse then omg
@bigdog58 жыл бұрын
+sonXofXsparda Pong is actually pretty fun though
@bigdog58 жыл бұрын
Keyboard Warrior yeah it wasn't, my bad
@beeholder11608 жыл бұрын
Pong wasn't the first game, it was a missile silo simulator or something.
@HomicideJack1875 жыл бұрын
I came back 8 years later for comedy gold.
@muhammaduddin58848 жыл бұрын
It's better than ride to hell
@muhammaduddin58848 жыл бұрын
Graphics are way better and the ride to hell was the worst plot it had in the middle
@WhiplashSL7 жыл бұрын
And Ride to Hell is better than Destiny.
@WH2503987 жыл бұрын
I... I actually played both. Mindjack is fucking boring bad, Ride to Hell is hilarously bad.
@darthportus7 жыл бұрын
WhiplashSL you clearly never played destiny before.
@WhiplashSL7 жыл бұрын
Also, was Ride to Hell over-marketed, over-hyped, lied about every promise they made, fired its lead composer, changed its story midway through development, and sold the rest of the story as DLC?
@francestimothys.deguzman47788 жыл бұрын
"Where are we in Detroit!?!"
@thorshammer78836 жыл бұрын
Tim Toothinator I don't get it.
@dionjaywoollaston13496 жыл бұрын
Thor's Hammer Detroit is so dangerous everyone is armed
@nickabbott3195 жыл бұрын
Thor's Hammer Detroit is like the Wild West of the modern age lol
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
Detroit what place is that?
@cacomeat73858 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite AJ video. It's also why I subbed. Unfortunately I really wanna play this game, god help me.
@samuelalexandre99348 жыл бұрын
Ebay
@MrPiccoloku8 жыл бұрын
+PixelReviver Reviews like this are warnings not to play these games, even out of sheer curiosity to see if they are that bad.
@drewpeackoc3868 жыл бұрын
id wait for someone willing to pay you to play this game
@overdose49038 жыл бұрын
+PixelReviver father, forgive him, for he knows not what he does...
@soildermike8 жыл бұрын
watch The Fable 3 one
@timothyho14907 жыл бұрын
Mindjack Sonic Rambo Free Ride to Hell Retribution
@creepreepjohnson22937 жыл бұрын
Starring duke nukem forever
@looinrims4 жыл бұрын
MindRambo to Sonic: Retribution
@CherryPauper10 жыл бұрын
Square Enix games always make me cringe.
@Sharkster_J10 жыл бұрын
Normally they are no where near this bad. In particular there is the Kindgom Hearts series. Also Deus Ex was pretty good and so was Final Fantasy XIII.
@CherryPauper10 жыл бұрын
Jason Sharkey Not in terms of badness, I mean in terms of plot. They're so cheesy (i.e. MGS series) and the characters have cardboard personalities, imo.
@yoshistar10010 жыл бұрын
Jason Sharkey Deus Ex was made* Eidios not square, square published it.
@Sharkster_J10 жыл бұрын
Well Mindjack was developed by Feelplus so then it technically wouldn't be a squarenix game then.
@CherryPauper10 жыл бұрын
Jason Sharkey If it's published by Square Enix, it's a SE game, in my book. They're the ones saying, yes, we approve this because this game is worthy of our brand name.
@cybercoldymcphearson733810 жыл бұрын
Joe: I've NEVER seen a concept so POORLY executed! *Sonic Free Riders theme song plays* O_O, >_> Okay, okay, okay... Ha-ha-ha, priceless! XD
@AwakenedGaro8 жыл бұрын
I remember first watching this review and laughing so much. I go and tell my friend to check it out and he was like "Aw I thought MindJack was pretty good". I laughed at him so hard and realised that him choosing this over the likes of Skyrim or Bioshock meant that he has no taste whatsoever haha.
@spinyslasher65868 жыл бұрын
how much cocaine and weed did he take before playing the game? Even tasteless people thinks this is bad.
@poiuytrewq114226 жыл бұрын
Coked Up Krabs Was he Mindjacked?
@abunai.j Жыл бұрын
Just think - 2011 Joe is calling this the worst game ever, but has no idea that he's going to play Ride To Hell: Retribution...
@fightingleaf10 жыл бұрын
Wow, boss AI sucks even in the cut-scenes.
@gagewileman94348 жыл бұрын
are there any 0/10 games?
@panjan98347 жыл бұрын
That would have to be Ride to Hell and Mindjack crossover.
@gabesullivan86037 жыл бұрын
+Jan Pąk only for kinect
@avxx00357 жыл бұрын
Locked at 8fps with mandatory story DLC .
@WH2503987 жыл бұрын
The scale doesn't go any lower
@Heedfulconch37 жыл бұрын
With Pre-Atari graphics
@jreaganmorganchannel10 жыл бұрын
How did he keep a straight face during the intro?
@JackTheripper9113 жыл бұрын
"What is this *Detroit?"* From Detroit, Can confirm.
@bigsmoke-mi5cw8 жыл бұрын
''politely suggesting to them to kill there friends'' love it.
@megataytay20128 жыл бұрын
The Bigger They Are The Harder They Come....
@matosz235 жыл бұрын
That's what she said.
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@digitalkid56238 жыл бұрын
'All of that sounds great right? : ) " BUT NONE OF IT FUCKING WORKS!!! X0 - Angry Joe
@tristanskywalker19986 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate when the whole world is explode while you just running?
@sailormoonfan692derekweter64 жыл бұрын
And have you ever decided to use and even though want to look more like?
@DM_Dad8 жыл бұрын
It's also funny that the woman just tells the guy that she's angry after he murders the other guy instead of, say, killing him. The explanation of the Mind Hack after you've been doing it reminds me of Shadows of Mordor. Well after I learned Shadow Mount, the annoying dwarf teaches me a harder way to mount and ride Caragors. I like how they all have the same earpiece.
@DM_Dad8 жыл бұрын
Captainconkerboy1 Did he? I don't recall that. Maybe I didn't do it in his mission. That's awesome. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DevelopersForesight?from=Main.TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything
@AJARyan-yn2uv8 жыл бұрын
At least in Shadow of Mordor, you weren't really aware that you could ride a caragor (or at least I wasn't).
@DM_Dad8 жыл бұрын
AJA Ryan1994 Maybe the game didn't call attention to it, but the ability is in your skill tree.
@AJARyan-yn2uv8 жыл бұрын
I know but it's not a major part of the game so at least it's understandable why the mission is there.
@DM_Dad8 жыл бұрын
AJA Ryan1994 Absolutely, but it was the *character* that annoyed me.
@GodzillaFan7548 жыл бұрын
For those watching in 2016, tell me how this is different from his Umbrella Corps review? At the same time, how is that review "bad" or "uncharacteristic" of Joe? Bottom line, that review is like this one. THIS IS AN ANGRY JOE REVIEW. HE'S DONE REVIEWS LIKE THIS FOR YEARS AND NOW YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT IT? You don't need an angry review on Uncharted 4 or Overwatch because everyone knows that those games are awesome. Complaining about an ANGRY REVIEW like Umbrella Corps but giving this one a pass does not make you look intelligent, it just makes you look entitled.
@kamarulariffin30938 жыл бұрын
They just try tp found a reason to hate joe Typical hater
@the8u98 жыл бұрын
pshhh cmon man, haters just tryin to hate. that umbrella corps review was FREAKING HILARIOUS. I died laughing in that one, then both Joe's came by and collected my sample.
@AJARyan-yn2uv8 жыл бұрын
They're called trolls dude. They'd do anything to abuse, annoy, or piss off people online.
@ppsarrakis8 жыл бұрын
and recently we got ghostbusters review that was funny as hell aswell!