minecraft but we cyberbully a small child (SMP Earth)

[@Technoblade]

BUY MY YOUTOOZ HERE: youtooz.com/products/technoblade Edit: SOLD OUT! eyyyy

[@Android-hn8bj]

Ok

[@acrazyr]

Technoblade ok boomer

[@KLM_744]

TECHNOOOO YOUTOOOOOOZZZZZ

[@wewladstbh]

NO! I AM A FREE MAN IN A FREE COUNTRY!

[@artemk.420]

Already done :D

[@jesslehcookie]

Love how Tommy had named his "The Great TechnoBlade War" and you're over here like "bullying a child"

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

Tommy needs content so makes sense

[@Q_ari]

Technoblade needs to keep up the brand of murdering orphans

[@curse4384]

You’re*

[@gametravelerjr1305]

@@curse4384 yes

[@edward5236]

maybe because every time its three against one

[@generalkt5398]

Americans: Inches Europeans: Centimeters Technoblade: oRaNgEs

[@attendez1700]

Cries in literally every country but America and countries outside of Europe

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

I measure in Habsburg jawlines

[@cardboardbox331]

I measure in the dead, deconstructed corpses of my people

[@ellywelly0]

DerpMan I think most of America would rather use the metric system lol

[@cardboardbox331]

Sir Cloud yeah me too. It’s like if your brother has super smash bro’s on his switch and switches up the controls without telling you, so you learn how to play completely different then the rest of the world, and can’t use the controls on anyone else’s switch

[@shmackbob]

Wilbur: Yeah, let’s make it neutral. Pete: *BAN HIM AND BURN HIS LAND*

[@akronred648]

Well, during the peace talks they did raze Tommy's crops.

[@felipelin1898]

Po

[@GuakstickLabs]

Wilbur did half of those things at the end of the talks.

[@aaa-955]

Frederik Massier no that’s Pete’s chat

[@yeeterboi9452]

Tommy: how can you blame someone for a crime they didn't commit? Techno: attempted murder is a crime Tommy: no it's not

[@ultraczj7196]

You didn't have to cut me off

[@bigboi2funny]

But hes a child

[@demongirl1019]

444th like Miss the king TwT

[@Unknown-Number]

​@@bigboi2funny He is a child, he can't go to prison, but he can be blamed for his crime

[@alex_playz61]

we actually watched the same video😮

[@jakesharrock5994]

this whole time he was DECEIVING US! HE WAS MERELY LYING TO US TO FARM POTATOES!

[@NTA_Music]

:0

[@franksmith9866]

*gasp* :O

[@Aa-vn5gu]

What?!?!??!!!??

[@Alvionalx]

Eric TheCreeper potato war 2

[@ThatsCalledTreeson]

annie jing Potato War 3- *the finale*

[@DanmaCoolio]

“Attempted murder is not a crime” -TommyInnit 2019

[@gdbloxis]

only true murder is punishable in the mindset of the gamer also tommytrusty for the win

[@chriszhang3]

Nice one Danma -CZ1235

[@johnathanchow3800]

B I G B R A I N T I M E

[@yourmomxdlmao]

Attempted murder is a crime - technoblade no its not - tommyinnit

[@frenchwaffl]

But it is

[@delborne3384]

underrated quote: "the battle was over, and in my free time I annexed south africa"

[@tomatosuper9649]

To be fair, he did call dibs on South Africa

[@luzia6563]

@@tomatosuper9649 True

[@basileus9472]

hoi4 be like

[@AngelKBoom]

cries in south african /jk

[@adityakumarstuffdoer9591]

E

[@ICUPMaster69]

Tommy then: You betrayed me Wilbur Tommy now: you betrayed me techno

[@christopherbravo1813]

everyone: such a deep personality! wow! what amazing character development!

[@akish302]

“My chat wasn’t satisfied. They wanted blood.” So nothing has changed.

[@probablyjael]

Yup.

[@Suret1124]

L

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

We never change

[@zan821]

@@probablyjael mmm mcdonalds french fries

[@-JackFrost-]

We still want blood

[@jackfenning5668]

Technoblade: fighting terrorism with terrorism since 2019

[@qquanzaa]

let's be real here at least since 2016

[@zekesmith6332]

Northern Ireland in a nutshell

[@BaconLover100]

I like cheese.

[@stparm]

I like Parmesan cheese

[@conflicted5575]

Damn right

[@EXXOmixin]

Wilbur: “you’re a mercenary!” Tommy: “no I’m not!” Wilbur: “you kill people for money, that makes you a mercenary” Tommy: “I haven’t killed anyone!” Wilbur: “that just means you’re a bad mercenary...”

[@lilysgrosss8742]

i read this exactly as it played

[@kaysanr]

@@lilysgrosss8742 whats the time stamp?

[@lilysgrosss8742]

Muhammad Kaysan R. i don’t feel like finding it lmao

[@AH-pr7di]

10:50 if you really need it

[@yummybee5974]

Logic

[@pkhl_1617]

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

[@_MkSCARED_]

@Mecha Gamer i think Techno will laugh in Heaven

[@iwobrzostowski1572]

Techno probably is laughing at us now and Joking with god…

[@pkhl_1617]

@@iwobrzostowski1572 he is God, lol

[@bradleejames5859]

Yeah!

[@redornament3248]

Skulls for the Skull Throne

[@dolphin2.0.]

"that was how inconsequential this raid was" -Techno talking about the raid that would become the biggest war on the server

[@oyuntsetsegoyuna8333]

He didn't lose that much tho

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

@MTA Denizen Sadly

[@thegoofinator1]

WW3 be like

[@chubbyman_]

I love how Techno now has his first official piece of merchandise, and he's talking about it like it's his first child XD

[@helicoly3223]

Yes, I also urge everyone that I know to buy my first child

[@gamerobotjimmy]

@@helicoly3223 lol

[@gamerobotjimmy]

Yeah, everyone talks about their first child every 5 minutes irl

[@Technoblade]

ridiculous. as if i'd treat my first child that well

[@yeowch419]

@@Technoblade no

[@guppy-2436]

“I’m like Batman but i still have parents” *sad orphan noises*

[@jimmymoore1675]

PUNCH THE ORPHANS

[@antarcticwinds]

what orphans? he killed them all

[@eefflie]

I drop kicked them all

[@someone-xp8ii]

The ones from whom he stole gifts from? They left the orphan

[@mexican3768]

Orphan armor

[@cocosteward341]

We love and miss you Techno, thank you for everything you've done for this community. You may be gone but you'll never be forgotten here. Techno never dies

[@rick0933]

Technoblade never saw this

[@Vintrox]

@@rick0933 dude

[@vodkacannon]

@@rick0933 Hope, rick. That’s what we need.

[@rick0933]

@@vodkacannon I was just sayin

[@JohnUnsub]

@@rick0933 No shit corpses don't see, grieving is for the living not the dead.

[@mrbruh128]

"war is like a bunch of grown men coming together to dropkick a small child" Technoblade 2019

[@CyberCactus]

@@MostInsaneStuff He paraphrased it

[@that1calledsam288]

Queue great northern war

[@thingsareabouttogetgrusome5092]

well... You’re not wrong

[@Sk1erDev]

Alt title: World super power bullies developing nation's dream to build a bridge

[@varia2354]

...So Real Life?

[@georgek4416]

LOL

[@everingnoir]

TECHNO YOUTOOZ!

[@DevilsRadvocate]

because developing nation destroyed world super power bridge

[@liampackey8188]

Literally USA versus Iran

[@metalgearzwei]

tommy: begins the aggression also tommy: *"hOw CoUlD yOu Do ThIs To Me?!"*

[@sarpbakrsoy8125]

Just like the Confederates >Fires the first shot at Fort Sumter >"The War of Northern Agression"

[@Predator20357]

@@sarpbakrsoy8125 “But the Union were raising up soldiers!” *Confederates raided many Union armories before the start of the war and before the Union soldiers started being recruited*

[@Nugcon]

"The war of Techno aggression"

[@Riku-Leela]

Never watched Techno in the past but after all of what happened i have started checking his amazing content out and wish I was here earlier. Rest in peace king, you may not be able to claim all of Minecraft earth but heaven is all yours 💕

[@endinator730]

Strait fax

[@pandasinc4729]

o7

[@battlecatsubernoob1924]

R.I.P, but he also did claim the whole earth, look it up

[@endinator730]

@@battlecatsubernoob1924 yeah he did it cuz it was FUNNY

[@Dredey04]

It was great being there live, wish you could see it. He was a great guy.

[@fishergriffin1399]

“In my free time I annexed South Africa” this is the best line ever. Edit: 3:46

[@pleasenerd5865]

Almost as good as this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans

[@joey-js9pr]

@@pleasenerd5865 that's almost as good as "when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate a bit"

[@xpr0gidy]

“attempted murder is a crime” “no it’s not”

[@absoluteunit2424]

Time stamp?

[@turanball2999]

british intensifies

[@RoostBR]

Tommy is that kid who you launch a nuke at and he just goes “nuh-uh I have a shield against nukes”

[@kars7748]

You mean like... in pretend in kindergarten?

[@irok1]

But instead he actually has a nuclear shelter and protection for everything he owns

[@irok1]

@@Xode_25 the worst, but this is true Edit: and he deleted it, and I somehow read this comment twice as being Techno...okay

[@alf1306]

Hes the guy thatll pick scissors but then change to paper when he sees you picked rock

[@sungpar8762]

When you watch it on techno’s point of view it’s like his a kid but when you watch Tommy’s point of view it’s a whole other story.

[@giodelara9365]

2019 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in SMP Earth 2020 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in Potato War

[@mohammednajl5950]

Wait they’re not orphans! *_Not yet they’re not._*

[@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575]

But the Potato War started before SMP Earth. And none of them are orphans. (plus "orphan" isn't capitalized)

[@timothyfelten8567]

Later in 2020: Creating orphans in Lmanberg

[@mvshroom6875]

Later on in 2020 Technoblade: Letting an Orphan stay with me while exiled

[@believer1056]

@@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 joke

[@FraZzJ]

Rewatching these videos, I miss this guy already. Hopefully nothing ever happens to his channel so we can relive his content for years to come. RIP King Techno

[@underscore__Green__underscore]

Hes actually gained 3 mill subs since his death. Alex died, but technoblade still going strong! R.I.P

[@someever]

@@underscore__Green__underscore that's why TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@thatoneperson-thatyoucantr3652]

Took me a while to watch these videos but im back

[@ilovedollssomuch]

I bought media human KZbin downloader and i have all of his videos archived in 480p with some playlists like the potato war downloaded in 1080p. Im not allowing any videos to be lost.

[@quavy5348]

This is late and nobody will see it but we need to bring back cooking with technoblade. Its solid.

[@Aaden.mp4]

*YES*

[@shivenverma]

By far the greatest episodes.

[@caytee]

I would pay to watch another episode of Cooking With Technoblade

[@quavy5348]

@@caytee It would be an absolute treasure

[@joy-6629]

YES PLEASE

[@vinsio1712]

Tommy really loves starting wars on SMPs

[@Captain_killin6024]

he thinks he’s more powerful than he really is

[@randominternetuser987]

Wars make minecraft 1000% funnier!

[@vexorion6577]

@@randominternetuser987 this new minecraft war mod is HILARIOUS

[@BurakkuHishou]

I feel like Tommy is the Fidel Castro or Kim Jong Un of SMPs: Thinks he's bigger than he is, always wants to poke the big dogs, but in reality is nothing but a stepping stone

[@samscorch8252]

@@BurakkuHishou like Kim Jung Un he fears death (I think)

[@phoenixero8161]

british empire be like: and in my free time i annexed south africa

[@lustrouslamb3999]

3:46

[@daluven]

Next he’s taking over australia to put all of his enemies in prison

[@natopotato5827]

british empire: not bad kid

[@G4ZZAA]

As a south african I can confirm that Technoblade is a terrible leader

[@misterhotdogs]

nice

[@sandydog3746]

Techno: “smooth transition to outro” Me: *saluts with tears in eyes* “ the smoothest” Rest easy king, we will never forget you. Blood for the blood god Techno never dies

[@kieranmacdonald4948]

Pete:*kills polar bear* Techno: "Calm down Pete, that polar bear had a family" Pete:"I know, their next"

[@ellaisannoying4168]

Uh oh, Techno’s rubbing off on him

[@dreamstannumber4730]

They’re*

[@clemence9703]

Adomas360 360 I’m*

[@clemence9703]

Capitalization is important

[@clemence9703]

Well he is hurting animals

[@Moon-uc7vs]

Tommy’s POV: Valiantly fighting against Technoblade and his empire Techno’s POV: Haha bully small child for laughs

[@kyoukoxizumi642]

so true XD

[@Jaconbee]

also views and clout

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@Jaconbee tommy didn’t have much clout back when this was recorded

[@theomontyy7956]

"Attempted murder is a crime!" "...No it's not." - TommyInnit 2019

[@alleghanyonce]

Now they have to let me out!

[@jessietravis]

*unoriginal comment noises*

[@milomondini1692]

KingChicke &kr&kr& n

[@jakewolfe610]

Rest in Peace, Legend. Cancer didn't beat you, it died with you, it was a draw, Technoblade never loses, Technoblade never dies

[@Tyy-b-un9bl]

Technically true, the cancer died with him. Actually, the cancer cells were probably taken out of his body and used to feed organisms that could help cure cancer. Even in death he does great things.

[@crushin-balls]

​@@Tyy-b-un9blnormally i would say smth along the lines of"that's a lot of words, too bad I ain't reading them", but il make an exception, for the blade master himself

[@andynachos2045]

He felt bad that the cancer was losing so badly, he died because he was too powerful and felt bad for the miserably losing cancer.

[@Prismate]

Ctrl C, Ctrl V

[@jonkthebonker]

@@andynachos2045 bullied small issues till the end (tommy, cancer, ect)

[@jjjj_616]

10:50 "You kill people for money, that makes a mercenary" "I didn't kill anyone" "Yes, that's coz you're just a bad mercenary"

[@matthewmadjehe]

XD

[@keyfiney9090]

*laugh*

[@isaactrockman4417]

I also watched that video

[@nexlevelup]

YESS I LOVE THIS PART XD

[@leonehrt]

Woah! you watched the video too?!!?!11

[@amiihan1589]

The closest thing we'll ever get to a wilbur and techno collab.

[@insomniablazze5829]

minecraft monday and he has been in wilburs the snakes videos

[@amiihan1589]

iNsomNia blazze yup, but they've never really been in a proper youtube video where it's just the two of them doing something, like skeppy and techno's collabs

[@dragonbullets2763]

That is what a collab is lol

[@insomniablazze5829]

@@amiihan1589 its still a collab

[@sirmaru1610]

akamare member pog

[@fishergriffin1399]

Best roast, “they say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but see Tommy over there writing.”

[@edgystuffretarkidnormcring330]

Why is he a major then ?

[@buzyparticals3753]

Tommy: "Why can't we just talk things out?!?!" Also Tommy: "How could is possibly want to talk to someone who betrayed me?"

[@franklinclinton3211]

Techno: quits college to upload more Techno : uploads less Me: surprised Pikachu face Edit: this comment is still relevant today

[@haziqhschiu5883]

You must be new huh

[@carlotiu1308]

haziq hschiu why? I’m new btw

[@mjennow5452]

*beats tommy with carrots in hypixel skyblock

[@lanz6951]

So... you're new here huh

[@edgymcmuffin7032]

THANOS LOGAN PAUL it’s much better then one video a year

[@AJ-jk7ko]

Tommy and wilbur: at war Technoblade: looking at skeleton getting beat up in the corner 9:18

[@mataharii161]

lol yeah

[@Nugcon]

It's a metaphor for current events

[@AJ-jk7ko]

Tommy is the skeleton and techno and wilbur are the zombies

[@mataharii161]

@@AJ-jk7ko lmao symbolism

[@MineCraft-tf1im]

How does he zoom in?

[@demonie5807]

small child : **exists** techno : *i'm about to end this man's whole career*

[@quantum1311]

>small child >man

[@_SodaZ]

If it can rattle it can battle.

[@supercharger4189]

@@_SodaZ made my day

[@killrenns]

free coins

[@spicychicken8350]

@Tate’s World bebe

[@legend_of_ozzy2525]

“When did ‘buy Technoblade’s Youtooz’ get in here?” “I think that was always there” The peak of comedy

[@KeijouK]

"Several grown men working together to dropkick a small child." That actually sums the video up quite well.

[@Nugcon]

quality content

[@jexilus_]

Nugcon I agree

[@ratbat1072]

Techno is finally stabbing children again

[@user-gt3dj9et5d]

*Technoblade punted a child*

[@sonnystroman2535]

“In my free time I annexed South Africa” -Techno 2020

[@nathansafransky7772]

its in 2019

[@biggestpuppawpatrol6700]

@@nathansafransky7772 dec 27th, it’s 4 days until 2020. It’s close enough lol.

[@adenosinetriphosphate2494]

British colonizing India towards Africa noises intensify

[@hopesworld9850]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've been trying to find someone quoting this

[@Elle-nm5rt]

As a South African, *that's fair*

[@fishbowlliz]

Techno in SMP Earth after killing Tommy: I just killed a homeless person. Techno in Bannerlords when he finds homeless looters: Free money!

[@defensivekobra3873]

Video where?

[@Mas3d_p0ta3rs]

You can look at the vods

[@thedarkadmiral3627]

Pete's Chat: Ban him and burn his land. Damn, they woke up and chose war

[@mart1nfu294]

“You’re a mercenary” Tommy:”I didn’t kill anyone” “You’re just a bad one”

[@ohnoitsbart6387]

Generic

[@marchstars3318]

It’s so funny that Tommy was just some annoying kid back then on everyone’s streams but now he’s probably one of the most popular streamers on twitch atm

[@jayinpain2995]

so true lol

[@Nazao101]

@Olivia Glaser LOL

[@NWORails_Off_Topic]

Yus

[@goosergeeser1603]

lmao yeah this just keeps getting more and more relevant he had 650K viewers today making him the biggest twitch streamer, and he is really quite close to passing techno in subs. wild stuff

[@ancientbuns6770]

He may have a little fame, but he’s still annoying af

[@Tyler-cc6yn]

i have a very bad sinus infection. yesterday my left eye was pretty much swelled shut, and it hurts to move my eye too much. i've literally been sitting on my couch watching your videos for the past 3 days and now i'm almost fully healed. THE POWER OF TECHNOBLADE REPELS MY SINUS INFECTION

[@porlemieme456]

technoheal. And the guy above me can kinda be right

[@grimmsoul3096]

because he was infected he used 10% of his power VS infection

[@pixelbanana5]

“And in my free time, I annexed South Africa” I’ll take underrated Technoblade quotes for $800

[@deadmeat3376]

Tommy’s vid: An epic war between heroes and villains! Techno’s vid: wanna bully tommy

[@lavatroll5733]

Lol

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

Tommy: You're like Thanos and I'm like Captain America. Techno: ...Yeah I'm fine with that comparison.

[@aundersave]

Captain America at the start of the Captain America the first Avenger

[@yoboikamil525]

yeah

[@dontneedu2580]

Child: has dreams Techno: DIBS

[@azirul9311]

Giorno better be running now.

[@thijsvanderveen3918]

You can't claim someone else their dream 🤦‍♀️

[@i-heart-joeyy]

Evan Pelletier r/whoooosh

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

"I'm like Batman! Except I still have parents!" *_O O F_*

[@nyxdrawsthings6847]

Timestamp?

[@sillykitty3904]

@@nyxdrawsthings6847 00:27

[@Chelo012]

We love you techno Don’t worry we will continue your legacy Rip 🕊❤️

[@fl0ofi797]

any SMP Tommyinnit goes to he's either the bad guy or he is outnumbered-

[@Nazao101]

mostly outnumbered

[@sillykitty3904]

Or outplayed

[@BobBob-bm9kz]

Both of these are just side effects of being annoying

[@christopherbravo1813]

it's actually always both

[@trixtuli8623]

Or straight out dead

[@halaynablack7285]

Most content creators when they dont do anything for a month: hey sorry for the break guys I've been busy and I've had a cold I'll try get back into the weekly streams now Technoblade: this is my upload schedule. :)

[@joakim8980]

I feel like technoblade hasn’t changed at all in the last four years

[@fleshinblood8551]

Of course he wouldn't he likes *BLOOD FOR THE B L O O D G O D*

[@bones4564]

Nice profile pic , seven deadly sins is good show

[@BJ-qv4vx]

@@bones4564 s3 is bad

[@killbot0298]

@@BJ-qv4vx You're not wrong

[@cristinamotta4471]

•MissWolfieKun• use to

[@Dlopwoo]

Alex is the kind of dude who made an entire series to fool his enemies

[@weirdguyontheinternet7424]

I love how everyone's chat is blood-thirsty lmao

[@mataharii161]

lol yeah its so unfair that some comments get no likes and others of equal quality get tons

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@mataharii161 no one cares about likes m8

[@hazelhamili893]

Layal Saleh I don’t care about likes but m8 that’s ur opinion. Many ppl beg for likes.

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@hazelhamili893 meh i just dont get why they ppl beg for likes. i get when ppl use it like a vote system or something, but begging is just pointless. but i guess they can do what they want.

[@hazelhamili893]

Layal Saleh same xd

[@faruqueahmad9246]

"You kill people for money ur a mercenary" "But I didnt kill anyone D:" "....Ur just a bad mercenary" *Shots fired*

[@alexsiemers7898]

*Shots missed*

[@aundersave]

“I hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so I guess I missed”

[@aidanlowrance1528]

AUnderSave then I shot again and then I missed I shot one more time then I missed, I was knocked out and I woke up had a popsicle then I missed again

[@jcrxzy]

its crazy to know hes not here with us anymore rip technoblade you will always be remembered

[@YumSuc]

Doctor: I’m sorry sir you have cancer Patient: how long do I have to live Doctor: we’ll get to that, but first..TECHNO YOUTOOZ

[@seineevee]

LMAOASDFGHJKL

[@Alan_27]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VanellikaB]

This comment hits different now.😓

[@Niko.bellic_001]

R.I.P

[@ashes_of_arson]

It hits so much more different now

[@OzKo]

Voice over pete’s speech at the start made me cry

[@hat1479]

or as tommy would say after 10 minutes, 'made my cry'

[@ghostiexx111]

“I’m like Batman but I still have parents.” I- Just- I can’t

[@defensivekobra3873]

Really hates orphans

[@chaoticpoint8105]

"Who is Batman?" "Is like Technoblade, but without parents."

[@primecredits3746]

@@chaoticpoint8105 wtf

[@av2678]

@@chaoticpoint8105 lmao

[@BeginswithPIE]

@@chaoticpoint8105 So suicidal?

[@connorwman5426]

Techno: I cyberbully a small child Tommy: An intense war

[@theredpikachu6460]

I love how techno edited out every time that Tommy said Cummin squad

[@cloverdove]

Family friendly techno

[@charlesv581]

@Emmanuel Diesta no he said cummin not come in

[@roejogan8683]

Is it pronounced 'Kyoo-Min'?

[@theredpikachu6460]

davidmichael that’s how Wilbur says it

[@roejogan8683]

@@theredpikachu6460 Yeah I'm just confused. But really, the only empire you need to know, is *_THE ANTARCTIC EMPIRE_*

[@genji5675]

The baby zombie that chased tommy wasnt phils spirit It was his stand

[@Aa-vn5gu]

尻の穴第三のお *basss boosted giornos theme intensifies*

[@tenji1995]

ZA ZOMBO

[@greenlamps484]

"This is the true power of my stand, [C A L M] act 4!"

[@lilyhart3204]

Underrated

[@Dreycan]

Yar yar days

[@leetuce570]

'The ultimate sword' *Jungkook's car*

[@souptaster2415]

* vrooms in korean *

[@magicmanpreza1081]

@@souptaster2415 this should not have been funny but I found it hilarious

[@borschtisgud]

**growls in K-POP hater**

[@tatututuuu3515]

I’m literally a bts fan but I don’t get it can someone explain

[@dissmo706]

@@tatututuuu3515 jungkook crashed his car some time ago

[@annabelle.v]

rest easy techno, your wit and sense of humour will never be forgotten

[@fourscoresplat]

Pete: “my chat says to ban him and burn his land”

[@demon_expertt]

“We’re not gonna force you to sign” Pete: “Wait we’re not? Awwwww..”

[@Teddybxxrzz]

I wish I watched him before he left. Rest in peace.

[@Nullicity]

"Look at how sad he is" Tommy: *laughing his head off*

[@sevntwnty]

That wasn't tommy, was it?

[@Frank-828]

@jaakko Lauronen Ok boomer

[@Nobody-707]

@@sevntwnty it was tommy, innit?

[@CodeWithLukas]

"I used to rule the world..."

[@ohnoitsbart6387]

Generic

[@TigerXN]

"He's just standing there... menacingly!" And now we know Techno still watches Spongebob.

[@oomar4597]

squidward ativates ZA WORLDA

[@100subswnovideoschallenge5]

69 likes

[@xvirality2185]

This meme is hilarious

[@xvirality2185]

@@oomar4597 stop with the dio meme

[@xvirality2185]

I'm not gonna ruin the 69 likes

[@highjumpstudios2384]

When you just “annex South Africa” in your free time.

[@undersconed3678]

very relateable

[@nightyboyo]

Britain did the same lol

[@n00bxl71]

As a Brit, this is a 10/10 relatable meme

[@GoldBenderr]

5:48 the way techno dodged these arrows is so elegant

[@oldacc2433]

Small child: *_wants to play Minecraft happily_* Techno: wait that’s illegal

[@stevevieber5348]

Murder is fun

[@terrestrialcreature7481]

gradedcypress he’s bad

[@user-gt3dj9et5d]

*Technoblade punted a child*

[@vexushi]

@@stevevieber5348 ofc

[@stevevieber5348]

@@vexushi True

[@yannissloan3110]

Tommy's voice sounds so sad when he burns the book

[@jeffdameff]

Honestly i'm not exactly sure why tommy thought they would've agreed to his terms, They were so in his favor. Not to mention "Charlie and Wilbur must feed me compliments constantly", that is so beta it hurts

[@elena4875]

Jeffdameff you know he’s not serious about it, right? It’s all for content

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

@@elena4875 Yes but it comes across as sad rather than funny

[@Observer-f5k]

@@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm that's depends on the perspective like for example Tommy getting missing to right click the minecart was sad in techno's highlights but in Tommy's highlights when he missed the cart he is laughing like a meniac...

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

@@Observer-f5k Yes but in neither perspective does Tommy begging for acknowledgement come across as funny

[@rabbit9339]

"Never bring a gun to a Techno fight" -Sun Tzu

[@tanishqjoshi8039]

"Never bring a nerd to a tech fight" -Teachnoblade The art of stabbing

[@grimmsoul3096]

"Never try to fight Techno, no matter what" ~Sun Tzu after fighting Techno

[@grimmsoul3096]

that implies there is more than one techno like he is a weapon of sorts that can be USED that can be MANIPULATED...

[@jg2358]

:(

[@robertz.5199]

@@grimmsoul3096 Yeah L'manburg did but techno just turned them into a wasteland anyways

[@oninkn]

Technoblade will be remembered, not because he was the best, but because of how many people he inspired.

[@TheGrippler09]

But also because he was the best.

[@nickyson4life]

@@TheGrippler09 I was gonna comment this lol He inspired millions but even if somehow no one had been inspired by this King, he was still the best

[@blackhawkuh-6026]

Should be “Not, just because”

[@PixelatedBlu]

15:16 "Some might say this was less of a battle and more slimier to several grown men working together to drop kick a small child" thats some foreshadowing

[@momosrighthorn]

how is that foreshadowing

[@thomasliu8777]

Tommy: I WON THE BATTLE TECHNO LEFT Reality: Techno killed tommy...

[@noelestrada8198]

Lol

[@kingblackstone2938]

Tommy: Im gonna go kill Phil Technoblade: *appears* Tommy: Guess I will die

[@SharpieBS]

The fact he started this series JUST to throw squid off lmao ez lol

[@akronred648]

I love how during the peace talks everyone's just razing Tommy's crops.

[@lillie8916]

5:47 Wilbur: TECHNO DONT DIE Techno: *literally only lost two hearts*

[@wxles]

“There’s literally *zero* threat”

[@ThatSmallFry27]

And now techno died.... 😢

[@lillie8916]

@@ThatSmallFry27 STOP I HAVE CRIED ENOUGH ALREADY

[@wxles]

@@ThatSmallFry27 I have just stopped crying

[@robertz.5199]

This has the same vibes of the: PHILZA LOOK OUT!!

[@distilledmilk2441]

"theres literally 0 threat this man cant do anything to me" is the beast burn of all of smp

[@tenacity25]

in the time that wilbur was worried he'd die, he had taken 2 hearts of damage. that's only 4 damage.

[@distilledmilk2441]

@@tenacity25 he didnt even care hes like meh

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

If he'd eaten bread he would have healed more hearts

[@romanog.208]

Techno is better than Batman. Even after he passed away, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@bassy2292]

*This was Tommyinits real start*

[@jd-roblox1412]

u spelled his name wrong but ok its *Tommyinnit*

[@StrafingFlame]

Technoblade formulated a genius plan, dropping out of college, made and sold youtooz and reverted to his baseline default upload schedule - once every month or two

[@hopesworld9850]

He's on an upload schedule worse than Thomas Sanders'. (This is a joke I love Thomas and Techno pls don't come after meeeee)

[@joshuaarnett762]

"I will not bow to tyranny!" And thus the seeds of anarchy are sown.

[@realawesome_man_awsome]

Man, he should've said "I'm Batman! But I'm not an orphan!" 0:29

[@greasymushroom112]

I like how Wilbur and tommy are so dramatic and then techno just killing people saying blood for the blood god.

[@spiltlava9699]

Funny how he literally calls tommy a homeless guy when he saw tommy has fire protection on his armor

[@hellcat9422]

I mean if you can’t even afford actual prot, even low level prot, you basically are homeless.

[@Emily12471]

@@hellcat9422 Hell even just Projectile or maybe blast prot earn you the status of "not really homeless" because they have understandable uses in combat... No one uses fire

[@tracks6984]

I like how tommy just admits defeat when the minecart runs away As he just glares at the floor Even nature was against him

[@tomosaneenjoyer8553]

little did you know he was laughing uncontrollably

[@Verisity]

banana boy he was laughing his head off and Technoblade was like “Look how sad he is!”

[@vedant862]

alternate title: minecraft but we cyberbully a british child (smp earth)

[@adragonprobably1652]

Imagine if the dream SMP wars were solved this easily

[@theendersmirk5851]

I mean, they kinda are. Tommy does something stupid, gets killed, gets beaten up, and then pretends he won forever after.

[@kentangyangbahagia991]

@@theendersmirk5851 accurate

[@edgystuffretarkidnormcring330]

The 1st war started with the Will van tho. So it’s more like🗑n stand does something stupid get beaten and pretending he’s the best XD

[@waynequach1898]

"I'm like batman but I still have parents" -Technoblade

[@khoyi.]

9:19 I love it how Wilbur and Tommy are arguing while Techonoblade notices just two zombie ganging up on a skeleton. *Kinda like Charles and Wilbur vs Tommy*

[@heilamwether8911]

Looking back on this after everything that has happened, it’s weird to think, that we could’ve seen the vileness of Wilbur all the way to this point in time, and how so many things can be traced back to this point in time, and beyond. A younger me realized this fact when I first saw this for the first time when it first came out. Now it saddens me to realize that younger me was right in assuming that. RIP Techno, I’m sorry that the people you knew turned out the way they did..

[@GreyStormPlays]

Mind telling me what Wilbur did?

[@jayari7674]

@@GreyStormPlayshe did a thing, I remember watching a video then I forgot🙃

[@n_9_70]

Techno: "You willing to sell out your ally?" Wilbur and Charlie: "Hell yea"