SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit

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some people in the video:
Tommy: / @tommyinnit
Sneegsnag: / sneegsnag
Ph1lza: / ph1lza
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"Upbeat Forever" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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[@GoddessWhoUsedToKnowToMuch]

Remember, this was all meant to throw Squid off his trail.

[@nukablecherries]

It worked

[@eeejajduanenakdnnae]

Lol true

[@Cravengirlita]

E X A C T L Y

[@AuroraAquarius]

M P oh yeah I completely forgot about that.

[@PuppyMaster504]

He

[@AmbienNocturan]

Tommy is that kid who says "Time out" when you're about to tag him and then complains when you do it.

[@AmbienNocturan]

Oops, didn't see the other comment.

[@thisisafalseaccount105]

Cyll it’s okay it doesn’t matter if someone else says something that’s close to this

[@potatogaming7044]

6:18

[@in_hiding]

That one kid- *When they tag you* "HAHAHA I TAGGED YOU YOU SUCK IM THE BEST" *Before you tag them* "NO NO NO NO WAIT STOP STOP IT TIME OUT STOP IT PAUSE GAME T.O." *When you tag them* "ITS NOT FAAAAAAIR BOB TRIPPED ME SO HE SHOULD BE THE TAGGER NOT ME NOT FAIR!1!1!1!!1"

[@astrofield6359]

666th like

[@Jean555]

"Let's form a book club." One and a half years later: *side eyes The Syndicate*

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@MartianLeo_T]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@flarie7853]

@@EEEEEEEEEE

[@BloodRaven429]

​@@flarie7853EEE

[@judealford6637]

@@BloodRaven429 EEEE

[@acssination8541]

Tommy is like the guy who maxed out charisma in a combat game.

[@ernestchua5918]

I think his charisma is negative considering all his allies left him.

[@cowplusdog5655]

more like stupidity..

[@rufinolopez202]

D&D be like

[@warrior3129]

Its the guy that forgets to put points

[@theendersmirk5851]

No, see, he tried maxing Int, Wis, and Charisma, but he was rolling dice for the values, and got all 1s across the board.

[@jackpumpoen]

“tommy i’m not here to kinkshame you but that’s pretty weird” “IM 15”

[@silverdandylmao]

HOW ARE THERE 198 LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS also LMAO the poor guy xD

[@shaelashunk6655]

22:14

[@sirmemesalotthefirst5112]

“That’s even worse!”

[@eefflie]

the fact that’s eret saying that

[@davidthorp01]

That just makes it weirder Tommy. Not gonna lie.

[@victory8992]

2:22 "Man, that cough did more damage to me than you did." *_Oh damn._*

[@orangecitron4367]

Now it makes sense

[@OrangeC7]

Was Technoblade... GROUND ZERO!??!

[@Potato-rb1lz]

OOF

[@panda-gj2ml]

ouch

[@kirry5658]

Lmfao

[@AmberPanda382]

I love how techno knows he’s good but still never underestimates anyone. He’s kinda humble in that way

[@lucaverde126]

Taking off all his armor would still be overestimating tommy

[@d1nodray]

Tommy is -2 people, techno's the army

[@r4v3n719]

like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

[@veild1568]

Same

[@bb-cu9bo]

yep

[@dinttakename6761]

Same

[@marleyl2548]

same

[@nullify4166]

Same.

[@itschilled]

“Tommy is like -2 people” *Tommy’s trap kills both of his allies*

[@potat0a1m26]

Maf

[@diinobambino822]

Damn

[@zilla5225]

Maf

[@namename9366]

Prophecy confirmed

[@shuyingzheng7379]

O_O

[@duskshard4854]

“Lets point our guns at him, just like the US school system!”

[@BananaWasTaken]

He’s not wrong you know

[@sniper_rifle_3009]

True

[@Fck_the_atf]

As an American I can confirm

[@Starman062]

If only school existed now

[@gabbiohotstuffyo9194]

tite

[@user-vx2vl9cr5m]

4:03 nice reference. For anyone who doesn’t know, Franz was assassinated on I think june 28, the primary trigger of the Great War. He was killed at pretty much point blank, and so was his wife, Sophie.

[@stopmotionprime13]

:(

[@Lunarwolf-ly8tz]

He declared war on SYLVE

[@vardhmanghunawat1801]

I still don't get the reference

[@peternguyen8107]

Start of ww1 was due to the assasination of the franz ferdinand

[@redsun420]

​@@vardhmanghunawat1801techno = kill Franz Ferdinand (Tommy)

[@Miniminer1999]

"Don't phil we're neutral!" We have technotrain, technoboat, technoplane, technonope, technohope, techno-child bullier, we need one for war criminal. Technocrime

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

Technocyberbully

[@CyramicBOMB]

"I don't know the details but we're doing a war" - Techno just wanting to beat someone up

[@coreytaylor447]

-most of the people in WW1

[@bs2202]

-The Italians 1939

[@itsagoodday5466]

BLOOD FOR THE TECHNOGOD

[@jasn.3382]

Here before “omg thanks for the likes”

[@jnprge]

the thousandth like

[@Metapplin]

"It's like drop kicking a toddler" -Technoblade

[@bs2202]

Is there a problem?

[@Scrufflord]

he's speaking from experience

[@Im0nlyHuman]

@@Scrufflord lol

[@bs2202]

You can also just do a regular kick and you get similar results

[@justinw8716]

Android what’s wrong?it’s pretty accurate

[@fakerl-youtube9286]

"They say legends never die" Rest in peace technoblade you will live in our hearts

[@venommonster5676]

bro shut up and watch the video

[@captainom5065]

This man speaks facts

[@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays]

this man is a like beger

[@LittleNoobRobloxandballerplays]

but this is true

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎

[@tomatosuper9649]

The shot of Techno holding out his gun while just casually talking to Sneeg and Scot while bombs are exploding on them is so hilarious to me.

[@FreakingTacoMan97]

Techno: Uh, you can’t hurt allies right? *everything explodes* Yeah we’re good.

[@ethant1014]

REALLY FUN APP THAT NEEDS MORE FEATURES THAN THE OTHER APPS I CAN I EXPECT FROM THE IPHONE VERSION AS A FREE DOWNLOAD IF I CAN I W THE REASON WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A LOT LESS STRESSFUL WORK I WOULD DO A JOB IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I CAN I

[@antlersnd3627]

@@ethant1014 what??

[@lnxtc9234]

@@ethant1014 fax ngl

[@falconfruitpunch9777]

saw this right while that part started

[@football.prodz4544]

BLOOD!!!!🩸🩸

[@lukah9202]

KZbin: “Technoblade just uploaded...” I havent heard that name in many years

[@ry4z314]

Luke Hostettler yeah

[@kroebear6377]

it has been many moons

[@frelted6744]

Kiavra gatekeeping new subs? have you thought you should be thankful as the growth probably encouraged him to upload more than biyearly?

[@sharpstrike6142]

Yes ikr

[@orleyweaver8630]

@Mr. Vic well long long ago he didnt make vids

[@padma6182]

"Fight me like a man" - The Child

[@OminousMailman]

Community-phil is old he gets tired a lot Phil- Cyberbullies child,World dominates with an anarchist legend,becomes the ally of most powerful person on Dream SMP,And still finds time to do hardcore

[@definitelyamagikarp4380]

Tommy: “I’m not afraid of you!” Technoblade: “Then you will die braver than most!”

[@devjairam487]

Hahaha😂😂😂 a star wars rebel quotes

[@xd51000]

Tommyinnit = Ezra Bridger Technoblade = Darth Vader

[@GamingWithCalvin1]

he got better tho. He even won a war against dream.

[@wednesday9347]

@@GamingWithCalvin1 you can say that

[@liemduongthanh8386]

Gaming With Calvin “won” not really, he just landed a good trade desl

[@fragilebox1408]

Tommy when he loses : "I didnt lose, I merely failed to win" ~Oversimplified 2k20

[@frenchwaffl]

Sn1xy Yesss

[@GoldfishEmpire]

That's the spirit! Casper is scary; I don't like spirits anymore

[@angrycrimson1462]

Dude, that’s cool

[@diffzzz5302]

Sn1xy what video ?

[@fragilebox1408]

@@diffzzz5302 The American Civil war part 2 15:30

[@pkhl_1617]

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

[@jimmynuggets6516]

His name isn't nerd it's dave smh my head

[@pkhl_1617]

@@jimmynuggets6516 good one, idk of your joking or not but either way, imma miss his vids.

[@Vam246]

His name is Alex

[@pkhl_1617]

@@Vam246 yeah I'm aware, I called him a nerd for comedic effect

[@Vam246]

@@pkhl_1617 I meant it for the Dave guy. Jimmy nuggets

[@wildfire_]

okay you know what, props to tommy for being able to hold up to that cyber bullying, even if it was a joke or an act, it must be tough being the loser all the time

[@tornadodex1366]

Why does Tommy think that he can negotiate the treaty in his favor when he lost every single battle in the war?

[@ianaimon8286]

Tornadodex he’s 15 lol

[@dogeking3697]

Actually 16

[@Starman062]

He thinks he has speech 100 but he has speech 10

[@Liam-bq1qp]

He purposefully acts like an idiot for the content.

[@ianaimon8286]

Liam agree lol

[@tienne7615]

Techno's enderpearl does more damage than Tommy.

[@gtatiger1655]

tru dat

[@keqingsimplol93]

Tru fat

[@earrapestudios9066]

tru dat

[@hanryo8459]

tru dat

[@communistboi4699]

tru dat

[@notvoidluke]

RIP Techno. You made millions or peoples day because of your amazing personality, energy and overall living your life to the best. You were so inspiring and kind. RIP Legend.

[@harmonyapril3900]

Love the Phill and Techno dynamic because Phill is all nice and responsible around everyone else but around Techno he just starts blowing things up and needing Techno to talk him out of murdering villagers

[@fidget0227]

No threat hits harder than “You wanna be Franz Ferdinand?”

[@robertodanoob]

Nah the best threat is “I wasn’t accepted into art school and I don’t like your race”

[@leahgilland4932]

“I wasn’t allowed in art school and I won’t allow your life”

[@reyeshcha]

@@robertodanoob technohitler?

[@krispykracker3780]

@@reyeshcha wizard hitler

[@reyeshcha]

@@krispykracker3780 lol yes

[@Zendyes_]

“everyone let’s point our guns at him” “just like the American school system” -technoblade

[@The_Myfire]

Probably the most edgy joke i've ever heard Techno make in a long time lmao.

[@brycehmxn979]

Myfire what about the orphan jokes

[@spvo1886]

Myfire what about them

[@Nohemypotter]

Like my school when I *B R E A T H*

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

“This is probably the second worst thing that ever happened to them [the orphans]”

[@Purplest_]

Boring chat members: "Death, Blood, Violence." Chad chat members: "Tobuscus."

[@pinkharth860]

I come back to this one or two times a month and at 16:04 Techno not being able to get Tommy's stuff after being that close never gets old for me.

[@SEAkuaa]

What's better is if he had ran straight at it instead of skirting he would got it

[@CBeanie]

All the “uh”s afterword just make the moment even better ✨

[@MrBlobs]

Technoblade: references WW1 Tommy: Who is France furry and?

[@dannydog921]

Dat random man is random indeed

[@earth1757]

It’s crazy how one man caused WW1

[@carsonandrews8857]

Millions died because of one man's death NiCe JoB

[@kivect9116]

France Furry Band

[@huhulili9021]

@@carsonandrews8857 and millions more, a second time, because of this one man's death

[@aundersave]

“Tommy is like -2 people.” Tommy: Kills like 2 of his allies

[@User-cs5yh]

Mathematically accurate

[@gabbyonline4853]

the math checks out

[@Marlin123]

Modtly becouse he kills himself

[@usa5893]

Someone already has said this

[@angliccx5198]

Coppied

[@oklhamhammilton725]

Who else decided to go on a nostalgia trip and appreciate his content more?

[@xMollyPoppinsx]

Me

[@watcherwraith007]

A lotta sad Voices

[@subtocustom_9553]

me

[@thebedrockmask3645]

Me

[@xslproduction236]

Me

[@StarinSeb]

TommyInnit: "Alright, you know what? Screw you guys, I'm gonna keep fighting. Screw- Screw all of you." *Famous last words from one of Technoblade's many Minecraft victims*

[@andrewistaken4673]

Tommy is like the villain that reveals his plan before he does it

[@kurokansen1094]

so most cliche villains then.

[@eon1633]

This is somehow a very accurate description

[@notagenwunner9299]

He’s like Dr Evil from Austin powers

[@qazxedq8322]

AndrewIsTaken so like every animated villain ever?

[@I.like.my.cat.more.than_you]

AndrewIsTaken just Like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[@mettatonneo1147]

I’d like to think that when the Allies were storming Hitler’s base in Germany, he was saying “Yo, time-out, TIME-OUT!” In German

[@jaxonklaus838]

Probably Hitler: Jo! Auszeit! AUSZEIT! HÖRT IHR МICH?! AUSZEIT ICH SAGE!

[@DjocarS]

Jaxon Klaus *jo! Auszeit! Auszeit! hört ihr mich nicht !? Auszeit sage ich!

[@jaxonklaus838]

@@DjocarS thanks my German grammar is shit as you can tell

[@tobiashorowitz9676]

with wilbur's german keyboard...

[@blackthread4717]

Well he killed himself, if that counts as taking a time out

[@oliviadesaulniers3741]

2:20 That cough did more damage to me than you did -techno

[@jakistyp4703]

1:53 tobuscus is name so, but MEANING is happy, spontaneous, generous, magnetic personality

[@ronmcdon6553]

The fact that techno can 1v3 without losing a heart is so funny

[@potate7598]

Well it’s because he drank a potion of turtle master which causes slowness and resistance so- that’s debatable

[@aetherheart1954]

Muffin Exe Has Crashed its still a 1v3 potions are apart of the game

[@sniffley7058]

Techno could probably 1v5 but he would need to use potions and he would also probably be close to dying

[@ExtraVanillaTried]

@@sniffley7058 yeeeee

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

@@sniffley7058 i mean he 1v9ed in skywars only losing half hp but that's debatable probably

[@122KingTulip]

Technoblade : drops out of college to upload more Also technoblade : *uploads less*

[@explodingpug8707]

Lena Boo ikr

[@emillammela2032]

He baited us all!

[@hamod54]

@@emillammela2032 why so dramtic HE BAITED US ALL! THOU SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN

[@zSooS]

he was sick

[@hamod54]

Ok zoomer

[@applelover2294]

“TommyInnit is like -2 people” 10 mins later TommyInnit tries to kill 2 of his teammate

[@nickdanvers547]

8:49 "There's a big lack of base here" - Sun Tzu

[@darkpro_xgm]

"stop quoting things I never said" - sun tzu

[@MiracleMr]

"So today we're doing a war." Technoblade said CALMLY

[@Cera_01]

It's because he doesn't feel fear. Only remorse.

[@wolfiadarkangel]

I mean... *Blood for the blood God*

[@horizonpenblade1288]

Technoblade should've played dumbledore. The man can be terrifying without raising his voice at all

[@user-nk1bf6xq1x]

weird

[@coconut2232]

Yeah u know Technoblade

[@acemusic_va]

13:35 Baked potato: thrown Potatoes: thrown Rotten flesh: thrown **grenade explosion** _"One of those things was not like the other--"_

[@benco1085]

The cooked potato as it did damage

[@miles1034]

"gun explosion" That is the single dumbest thing I have read besides "no one should have a magazine that fits 100 clips in it" also that was a hand grenade

[@jamnt832]

*Its just a spicy chicken nugget*

[@funfaxwithyaboi6483]

Rotten flesh has no a

[@cryowave5031]

a potato is genetically similar to a grenade though

[@X-SPONGED]

1:45 Techno : "alright chat, should we talk out our differences or should we use violence ?" *Voices - Derivakat [70 Voices Chorus] intensifies in the background*

[@zadabking9791]

:)

[@potate7598]

All warfare is based

[@thefishybrother3624]

Now that he is gone rip Everyone will be comming back to remember his majestic plays Rip techno Always in my heart ❤

[@linestelmach7961]

He was the best KZbinr that helped me through a lot. May he Rest In Peace ❤️

[@Kevin-Nivek]

Tommy: *is fighting everyone with only Sylvee as an ally* Also Tommy: *Declares war on Sylvee*

[@trenchdestroyer6995]

MA NAMEZ JEFF basically ww1

[@lokop-bq3ov]

Yup, he’s an idiot

[@theblandcharlie822]

superior tactics are that which supass the sum of your armies and generals - Blun Blue

[@nahlies2382]

*has Sylvee as an ally* *Steals her clothes* *me, facepalming*

[@Hat-]

Also also Tommy: *Is a narcissistic little shit*

[@e1lmoose]

“Techno is not aware of 2b2t culture, i see” “I’m not.” *almost a year later* “So you guys ever heard of *end crystals?*

[@f-ham1717]

I dont get it lmaoo

[@lattiahirvio7824]

@Hero Games nah they actually have a separate hack for placing & exploding the crystals

[@siriusk1453]

@Hero Games 2B2T also has a lot of area where crystals can be place, like bedrock floor and the obi highways, and auto clicker as well as build hacks makes it easy to place obi wherever they want

[@samuelweston4977]

I guess that one quote just turned techno into an anarchist.

[@theinternationalspectralun8742]

@@f-ham1717 it's that people on 2b2t use end crystals to pvp

[@raptor_bestman7688]

God this feels nostalgic when we took everything we had for granted

[@therealcapybara]

You said it.. technoblade never dies

[@nataliannawalingford8382]

Technoblade never dies

[@littlebitfix4511]

"that cough did more damage to me than you did"

[@internetscum7867]

Tommy: "you know having 100 techno stans yelling WAR ON TOMMY in your chat really gets to you." techno: "I deal with it pretty well."

[@ecxdee]

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[@Michaelqqq]

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[@phoenixunder9169]

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[@tray1598]

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[@boi8992]

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[@lyfehaxandtrix3481]

3:45 : Techno: *uses a simile* Tommy: that was a poor metaphor

[@jehooft8569]

What utmost idiocracy, I say!

[@acearachnid]

This is completely and utterly preposterous

[@underscoredfrisk]

“It’s like the US school system”

[@spencerguy1060]

But, a simile is technically a metaphor, look it up

[@lyfehaxandtrix3481]

Spencer Guy although close, a simile, in this case, used the term “like” or “as”. What techno said matched the criteria of a simile. In order to be a metaphor, the comparison would need to be indirect and *not* use “like” or “as”.

[@hen0botx472]

13:47 there has never been a better moment on the entire SMPEarth

[@WitherHuntress]

Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only he knew

[@ikandoit]

“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation in the PIT.” I guess history really does repeat itself.

[@ungefeiert]

IT STAYS IN THE PIT

[@dep_team9062]

STAYS IN THE PIT

[@admiralautistic2905]

*STAYS IN THE PIT*

[@FOXEVY]

STAYS IN THE PIT

[@cadie37]

*STAYS IN THE PIT*

[@lizzarddoggo8775]

Tommy: Constantly looses, has no armor, and is surrounded with guns pointed at his head. Also Tommy: Gimme money and call me alpha male, nonnegotiable.

[@aa-tj8be]

correct

[@jakestan1185]

And techno is a coward even though I ran away so much

[@samermadanat3998]

OMG techno only got 10 kills TRASH! Jk this was a joke I. Am imitating techno Fans

[@samermadanat3998]

Stans

[@samermadanat3998]

@@aa-tj8be not fans

[@Tax_Potato]

Can't believe Techno didn't know abt crystals at this time

[@CloverDnai]

Watching this now hurts so much I will miss techno so much may he rest in peace ❤️

[@alisontshangana]

I like how when u enter his property it says: Hippity hoppity get off my property.

[@alisontshangana]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!!!!!!

[@emilys2562]

@@alisontshangana love that tho

[@AbdullaHv999]

Hippity hoppity get of my property lol

[@VERTIGO1327]

Haha now the Ukraines be like hippity hoppity this tanks on my property

[@kyle.kaplanis]

HIPPITY HOPPETY GET OF MY PROPERTY NOOB would be better

[@adamcheney9299]

Tommy is the type of guy to say “time out” when he’s about to get tagged.

[@9nikolai]

Quite literally.

[@italo7752]

And then argue how he wasn't tagged because he said time out

[@frenchwaffl]

Yea I know another tommy like that

[@skyrosy2213]

Darn it am I the only Tommy Stan here?

[@thehuyto]

and then walk around, if you time out everyone has to stand still until time in! its common knowledge!

[@shiloh1606]

Fly high techno 🕊 We love you

[@Vinixty78]

Tommy "it's not negotiable" (6 guns get pointed at him) Tommy "..... maybe it's negotiable"

[@rohangorajia2359]

I love how Fit comes in all ready to destroy everyone and he just gets to chill

[@memesrdreams4854]

"Florida Man brings entire nuclear arsenal to barbecue"

[@marshmallowallen5677]

Sebastian Acosta 2b2t in a nutshell

[@arwen402]

him walking up with end crystals killed me

[@TurinTurambar72]

Dude, did you see crystal PvP?

[@isfren5482]

Tbh I watched fit longer then techno blade

[@zxflamiesansuzx8953]

13:48 "I'll catch it" *b o n k*

[@aa-tj8be]

yes

[@boredishfish2717]

Yes

[@ecxdee]

777 likes

[@lucs179]

yes

[@suntzu2508]

*B o n k*

[@tacoclaus8168]

9:25 Grunk:“Is asking for specs allowed?” Techno:”Bro, I picked the gold armor dude, just pick someone”

[@makomuru]

"Lady and gentlemen" has got to be one of Tommy's best lines...

[@valerierae76]

Fandom: “Phil is that tired, stressed, and responsible father” Phil: *bombs Tommy twice and was threatening his villagers and is very much chaotic*

[@halloo5288]

Your father doesn’t do that?

[@dedea2140]

@@halloo5288 literally i thought it was normal

[@michaelgillespie9112]

@@halloo5288 Nah that's my Mom. Did you know she went to war with my school system, and won, multiple times? 🙂

[@lancetheking7524]

@@michaelgillespie9112 is this a "Karen sues school" or "bullshit teachers and principal gets sued" scenario

[@gigacat9761]

@@lancetheking7524 bit of both

[@nootaboot7042]

"kill kill blood blood" "tobuscus" our lord and savior tobuscuslover has returned

[@kabkabkab]

you know, tobuscus wouldn't struggle like you did -ds 3

[@netherhobbit]

I am nether Azathoth’nyth

[@netherhobbit]

Glory to Azathoth

[@brendancappelli2611]

netherhobbit ...... Thrackerzod fha flegeth?

[@netherhobbit]

Thrackerzod is tha best 🙂 throdogoth I’ Azathoth.

[@admiralkreigsmarine8356]

14:33 philza swearing is another type of funny lmao

[@nohaxpureskills8696]

The timing where the server close while techno is trying to pickup tommy's stuff is perfect

[@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090]

“Which set of armor do I need for this war” Plot armor

[@doomsoul9096]

Fool, he needs no plot armor.

[@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090]

I know why BECAUSE TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!

[@trishaann3489]

@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY

[@Tectelion]

Technoblade is the plot armor, to be honest

[@gs7391]

I feel like Tommy would need some

[@GaLaXy-yh4uj]

techno: i dropped out of college so i’ll upload more also techno: *takes 1 month to upload*

[@thealterlion7163]

GaLaXy Animations he already explained the reasons on his community tab

[@lofivibez182]

He explained why in the community tab u alright

[@wesleygamingnl4872]

lofivibez why is that? I cant see the tab

[@lofivibez182]

U got notifications? He made a post on KZbin he is feeling quite sick and won’t upload much that’s all the info u need to know rn

[@lukasdeen6226]

technoblade: i dropped out of college so i'll upload more Sickness: i'm about to yeet this man whole career

[@Lily-dk1lg]

loved him so much, and i hope hes chasing all the little orphan children in heaven

[@_qquantum]

..

[@randorkutsarin6065]

Hoping so too

[@voidofthelight5166]

Phrasing

[@bayleerenee01]

2:23 "Aw, that cough did more damage to me than you did." 🤣🤣🤣

[@DotALotTroller]

“It’s like drop kicking a toddler” *Sheds a tear* ahh the memories

[@quantumflare]

DotALotTroller // A_LoneHunter truer words have never been spoken

[@zpan1741]

heh, I get the joke. *WAIT WHA-*

[@badimaaa4a548]

@@zpan1741 *

[@lelerrer]

Badimations roundabout plays

[@throbbing_moist]

I miss being a teacher

[@ghidorah4695]

Wow Tommy has historically not had a good experience with pits

[@ashleii9855]

underrated comment

[@starlight0313]

How bout we toss him in the pit godzilla made after you died

[@an1k_623]

I feel so bad for laughing at this. That still doesn't stop me so HAhAhaHAJhAHAhAjhAjAahAHHAhA

[@whybo9115]

Tommy has supergirlygamer vibes

[@imsun2681]

It stays in the pit

[@filbertovandette]

I loved this server....it was so unbelievably wacky...you had the God of Hardcore...the narrator for the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft....the Blood God...and a mouthy child....amazing...

[@_Cubicake]

Everyone lets point our guns at him while seated *Its like the US school system* - Technoblade 12:30 best quote ever

[@Longest_comment501]

Yes

[@kryppled]

fun fact: every time techno killed tommy a youtooz appears on screen

[@Zerdead]

Wow

[@drep3542]

Damn

[@tropical_7960]

3:01 what about this?

[@galaxytaco2873]

Woah dedication

[@beld3375]

Vũ Lê Đức Thiện -32 no death message

[@monke3247]

its funny how tommy started the war, but he didnt even get one hit on his enemy. He even killed his allies more.

[@cowplusdog5655]

832 likes and no comments..

[@Mech126.]

@@cowplusdog5655 yea

[@BananaWasTaken]

Violence isn’t the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes.

[@sureshmahato5297]

2:21 now we know it actually did damage

[@aaronplayz9605]

o7

[@sureshmahato5297]

@@aaronplayz9605 o7

[@neilcabrera2399]

The whole crowd: Blood That one kid that never knows what's going on: tobuscus

[@aidanlee7581]

Neil Cabrera tobuscus

[@wowok8196]

Neil Cabera tobuscus

[@PetrePetrescu]

Neil Cabrera Tobuscus

[@SKAron25]

Tobuscus

[@CarlosAM1]

Neil cabrera tobuscus

[@TheEpicEagle]

“It’s like dropkicking a toddler”- Sun Tzu Rest In Peace Technoblade, hope your doing well in heaven ❤️

[@thatminecraftplayer8767]

Or if ur tommy tun szu

[@thecat5955]

*-technoblade

[@CanonMay]

"IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THAN YOU MUST FIGHT" - Sun Tzu

[@cryptid_user5080]

@@CanonMay sure*

[@joe9170]

Art of war

[@deeznutz4517]

Techno: That cough did more damage to me than you did If only we had known

[@Jayvan895]

Techno: "We have a guy with gold armor." The other team: "WE HAVE TOMMY."

[@brandi8907]

Technoblade: "Lets point our guns at him... Its like the US school system.!" Demonetization: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[@brisareyes7927]

He wasn't demonitized though.

[@robertcarterjr1]

@@brisareyes7927 woooosh

[@samundef3500]

Brisa Reyes that’s the most shocking part of the entire video

[@jasonmarcellino1483]

@@samundef3500 true

[@pcrChampion]

Techno the entire time was like “we’re neutral,let’s not cyberbully this child while negotiating treaties” while Phil was like “haha nukes go brrrrrrrr”

[@tiahere8499]

@@littlesunshine1314 like father like son

[@mynameissoap5760]

welcome to america

[@tiffgunn]

Fghtgghg

[@kingomnom69v68]

No

[@BrizukoOG]

@@chillyavian7718 welcome to russia

[@impresivly_large_duck]

Tommy against techno: I DIDENT HEAR NO BELL techno:Fighting you is like drop kicking a toddler

[@ethangillett3548]

The person who needed allies the least had people with him while fighting a lone man who needed allies the most. Perfection. 😊

[@xddDracian]

I like how Tommy's life philosophy is like: when you hit full commit to it when you're hit timeout just a bit

[@gclanassistant2778]

Yep

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

ncie nice*

[@gacha_kira1322]

Nice

[@allftw2677]

NOICE

[@michelesawyers8410]

NOICE

[@Baddino45]

Tommy: I dont need teammates Techno! Techno: Then you shall die braver than most

[@user-ko1hi1fy9z]

Lonlier*

[@llllavemder]

damn ooga

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

*dumber than most

[@raeday7364]

brave, or possibly just stupid

[@Baddino45]

@@henryadams1412 Somebody got it yes!

[@goosifyed9717]

Silvia: punches sneeg Sneeg: techno stop hitting me Techno: fight, fight, fight

[@randompersonthatplays5850]

3:44 Tommy thats a poor metaphor Technoblade: who said it was a metaphor Fly high Technoblade

[@hay394]

I can just imagine during like Revolutionary war someone yells “TIMEOUT”

[@rexosaurus9597]

WWII be like

[@ggabrie6568]

Napoleon after the battle of waterloo be like

[@dorian2311]

queen Elizabeth everytime she is about to die be like (but it works with her idk why)

[@ineffabledolphin9139]

The British at the battle of yorktown. History repeats itself

[@thedorkylab2729]

WWI Christmas Day. Lots of people literally just sang songs

[@Redmaster84]

slyvee: wants to fight techno techno: trys to kill her slyvee: wait that's illegal

[@jeffrothberg3185]

Feminists in a nutshell

[@varillusion6316]

@@jeffrothberg3185 thats unrelated

[@festethephule7553]

@@jeffrothberg3185 I...don't even know what this means.

[@ganadibanprathaban1737]

@@jeffrothberg3185 get a life

[@TheRealHighTierHuman]

I mean Your not wrong Lmao

[@mrfreckles6633]

i miss you sm techno, im crying about you almost every night wishing you never died, ur videos were the only thing that comforted me and now that theirs no more im actually so sad all the time, i miss you. i wish u could come back all the time, your all i think about i miss u so much, it breaks my heart that i never got to interact or talk to you in any way at all, i miss u more than ever

[@armpotolfire7302]

Soo... This was two years ago.... Rip techno, i hope he lived a great life🙁🕊