Parents Lying Online

[@grizzlydino]

My fetus child said that “Memeulous is the best youtuber and you should subscribe to him” Im so proud of raising such a good alpha republican reptile

[@Zack_F1]

A true sigma male 🤫🗿

[@Dasruss]

o7

[@chizzle1500]

Group up mate

[@NoNamex1412]

Reptile 💀

[@Drageckss]

🗿

[@jeanhartely]

I asked my cat "Do you want your treat?" and Jesse (my cat) said, "We need a global system for the protection and nurturing of animals. Your charity is all very fine, but in the long run mere charity is insecure for canines and felines around the world." I was amazed that he said it. Sorry if you don't believe me, but I was there.

[@shirleyn546]

I totally believe you. My cat and I had a similar convo recently.

[@jeanhartely]

@@shirleyn546 Thank you! I am so glad there is someone with an open mind!

[@tastyl2356]

finally someone else who's gone through this. people always say i have "schizophrenia", but what I know, is that I have a loving pet, who understands me more than any human in the whole world

[@bogiesmigforl1]

My cat also said this. Maybe they know eachother

[@UltimatelyEverything]

I believe you i was there i heard everything

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

I still remember that time my five year old son approached me one day and told me, "Dad, isn't it truly confusing when people feel like making a statement or a comment, but they believe that either their credibility suffers unless it comes from a child, which, ironically, may cause less people to consider or trust the statement, or that they choose to do it to make their children seem more than they actually are? I believe also that the children do not consent to this, neither do they agree with what's being said at all. This is an issue that needs to be spoken about more often, as people increasingly feel the need to put themselves and their family on a pedestal by deceiving those who do choose to listen. We should all be true to ourselves and our children, as they will soon inherit our beautiful planet and every political view, opinion and job of leadership, and putting words in their mouths cannot allow them the true opportunity to make them the people they truly are, with their unique views, perspectives, and dreams?" Truly heartwarming to see how considerate this new generation is ☺☺

[@antifa_communist]

My newborn said the same thing🥹🥲

[@Zack_F1]

I remember my twin said something similar in the womb, we are such a wonderful bunch of people

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

@@antifa_communist what a wonderful generation that's being raised :D

[@ChalkyMonkey6]

My son came from the future to tell me this exact same thing we truly are raising the next gen It made me realize that I would truly be a good father raising such a smart political young me to be doctrinaire into the world for the better

[@AndrewFishman]

@@ChalkyMonkey6 Enure that the sperm asks consent before feritilising the ova.

[@CrispyTheConqueror]

My daughter once came up to me and said “dada maybe we are all trying to get our swamps back not realising we are pushing people away who want to be there for us, we should all take a step back and see past our swamp and look at the world” she’s 5 months old, never been prouder

[@Da_Kow2020]

Then the castle caught on fire, burnt down, fell over, and sank into the swamp; BUT THE FOURTH...!

[@Laaanni]

The newborn in my basement started talking about car insurance and how i have an extended warranty, im so proud of him 😇

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

😂😂

[@erin1569]

Lmao the Kennedy's fruit loops sounds something I'd say at 9 after watching some weird conspiracy theory documentary

[@hazukichanx408]

"I am nine years old and this is very deep" vibes, indeed!

[@HedeccaTamer]

"HOW ARE YOU DOING, YOU JOYOUS WORDSMITH?" is iconic and I believe it Only because I 100% would've said that when I was 10 if I knew the words "joyous" and "wordsmith" back then

[@Cowboy_Frog]

My two year old picked up a jigglypuff and went “oink oink, pig.” The rest of the time it’s just gibberish and I’m just like “mhm, cool.”

[@Wolfie54545]

“Santa was sent by Satan.” St. Nicholas:

[@antifreezeman]

ikr, these mfs in America never read the bible

[@AndrewFishman]

So, Satan Anna and Satan Babara are very bad places to live?

[@jessicaholscher4097]

3:18 Oh god i didn't even think about flat earthers having kids and teaching them that shit from the start. poor kid when she starts school.

[@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign]

if you are raising children and believe in flat earth...? Child protective services need to be keeping a close eye on you.

[@S0L3N01D]

Nah that just means they're not very wise

[@aliciax5854]

@@S0L3N01DNo, it means they’re alarmingly under educated lmao. Shouldn’t be having kids.

[@CoutinhoEdits10]

Another day of spending 10 minutes watching George laugh at something I couldn’t care less about and loving every second.

[@UltimatelyEverything]

And also laughing without understanding anything or paying attention to it.

[@variumi]

My 4 year old son said that “I wonder which moving parts of history and literature were lost forever during the burning of the library of alexandria. Perhaps hundreds of years of humanity’s progress was lost that day.” Such a smart kid, so proud of him

[@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut]

That reminds me of the time when my six year old told my mother "Grandma, statistically speaking, your cognitive decline will continue at an accelerated pace, leading to more severe memory loss and disorientation. You'll likely forget who I am entirely and might mistake the microwave for a television. Eventually, you'll need round-the-clock care, probably in a facility designed to manage patients with advanced Alzheimer's. You'll become increasingly dependent on others for basic tasks like eating and dressing. So, cherish these moments of semi-lucidity, because soon enough, you'll be living in a perpetual state of confusion. Just remember, it's nothing personal, it's just dad having been stingy about paying for your preventitive care.".

[@masterv4163]

my newborn said “are we human because we’re strong or are we strong because we’re human” such inspiring words 😢

[@kierancampire]

Honestly life has been wild ever since I had a child Even though he's only a week old, my building got set on fire, I passed out from the smoke. Yet when I came to I saw myself and everyone outside the building, surrounded by medical staff. And I saw 5 people being hand cuffed and put into a van. My son had broken into everyone's flats, removed us all safely from the building, put out the fire, salvaged the building, had called the emergency services, and had found the people who started the fire, by using his quantum physics and survival skills ♥️ All this at only one week old! My little superman ♥️

[@kierancampire]

About the child being taken from "the rainbow people" My brother actually referred to me as being part of "the rainbow gang" a couple months back (he's 12), he said my mum had made enough jokes for him "to realise you're part of the rainbow gang". My mum and I were crying :') He clearly seemed hesitant to say gay or something, so he seemed to settle on rainbow gang instead? But it just gave us so many jokes to riff on!

[@Valentinesworld4life]

he's so smart 🥺🥺

[@katyushasokol7435]

my first words as an infant were “I love george memeulous ♡”.

[@UltimatelyEverything]

Same

[@jeffery9543]

Honestly I do actually believe the "don't forget to subscribe" one. Feels entirely possible. Probably didn't say it in flawless english pronunciation, but probably still tried to say it lmao

[@justjackorwhatever]

My baby brother is so smart, his first words were "subscribe to memeulous"

[@Bluemole10]

Was cuddling with my cat when he suddenly asked “Can we talk about the psychological effects of cannibalism father?” So proud of my boy!

[@tardybloomer]

i am 100% convinced that 8:04 is satire LOL

[@ProfessionalCyberbully]

Nah the mums just weird lmao, gotta be abuse hahahahaha

[@TheEggOfRandomIdeas]

Most definitely.

[@CoReaVT]

A true ally would know that Hispanic people HATE 'Latinx' as a word. 'X' is too harsh in the Spanish language, and very rarely occurring. From my experience they tend to prefer the term 'Latine' as e is the proper, gender-neutral ending letter. Latina for girl, latino for boy, latine for non-binary.

[@Joseph-js2gg]

07:35 My 5 month old child observed: “and here we see George Memulouse’s real voice in its natural habitat. It makes you proud to be a parent

[@BurningSkyy]

My 96 year old grandson just said the most profound thing..he said "people who are perpetually on the Internet seeking validation are like dirty, over-milked cow udders" I've never been so proud of my niece. What a great cousin I have, she's so inspiring to his children.

[@mee_ep]

I showed this video to my 1-year-old child and he said "I think the most logical reason I can find as to why people posts these is to fish for complements on how good of a parent they are. Sort of like a pat in their own back." Everyone in the room applauded and cried in unison as "Golden Hour" by JVKE ft SB19 played in the background.

[@brokefangmagepunk3685]

Right when my first kid was born, they were mere seconds old, and the first thing they said to me was "Weve been trying to reach you about your warranty"

[@straw-b6f]

My child said today, “Mother why do we throw away food instead of giving it to others,” I’m so happy to raise a amazing little brilliant bronchitis.

[@squidgychurch]

As someone who isnt a parent i can confirm I lie on the internet sometimes

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

“Sometimes”

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

They're lying now ​@AvianZone

[@SL89999]

I believe you

[@THINK_OF_THE_CHILDREN]

5:31 I mean, to be fair, there are some pretty weird 10-year-olds out there, I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened 😂...

[@aaa-o3r1l]

So proud of my little unborn infant, today I asked him what he would like for lunch and he replied with "Can you not see mother, lunch is just a ficticious creation made by the patriarchy to upthrust the higher classes over the lower." I am in tears right now as he signs up as a candidate for Prime Minister to, in his words, "For once finally make a difference in this cruel world".

[@jessicaholscher4097]

7:04 yeah, and i was an amazing chef at five making my piggly wiggly with a rock, grass, and hose water in an old coffee can.

[@jamiev2836]

Ight so George can u lend me a tenner

[@haydenwa11ar]

He looks like a

[@Zack_F1]

I might go to his house and ask him. Might ask for some chicken nuggets as well

[@melmoon1085]

i’ve worked with kids for a little while now; they do not say shit remotely like this💀 they chew up and spit out things their parents say but they always articulate it in a “kid” way.

[@python1972]

I do believe some of these happened. Like the toddler thinking "don't forget to subscribe" means goodbye. Remember they're a child, they're activwly developing all of their language if a majority of the people they see day-to-day are on youtube telling them "don't forget to subscribe" then they will think that's how you say goodbye. Because they don't know what the word "subscribe" means.

[@amberbambergaming]

4:00 nah, as an autistic, I fully believe that one 😂

[@4gyalgaze14]

what nine year old thinks of sex 😭

[@dumbomni2859]

What nine year old is even thinking of finding the “perfect” wife lol 💀

[@bigbootyenjoyer]

my 8 year old cousin was going around telling his friends that I beat girls because he heard me and my gf having sex

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Right? Parent is suss.

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

It never happened 😂

[@Kickiusz]

Me (I was an early bloomer).

[@AndrewFishman]

What happened to real stories about kids? My son, when he was young, was reeling in a big carp on a light rod of mine. A pretty expensive rod and reel. I asked him a couple of times if he wanted some help, and on the next enquiry, he simply muttered "Why don't you just catch your own fish, Dad". This is the type of thing kids say. Not I want to solve all the problems of the world with my genius insights. TBF, he landed the fish without my help.

[@Legofilmz99]

My fetus said george is its farther so george you owe me child support

[@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign]

*Father. I know thats pedantic but the government is not doing anything to further education SOMEONE HAS TO!😆

[@Legofilmz99]

Thank you grumpymunky

[@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign]

@@Legofilmz99 just for clarity was not an attack on you. More an attack on society as a whole. Our education standards are dropping rapidly and I saw an opening to make that point. I hope I didn't offend you

[@curepinkie1637]

Farter

[@The_Greg2]

@@GrumpyMunkyGameDesignyou are single handedly saving the next generation grumpymunkygamedesign

[@randomname3109]

my three year old said 'SUPER CAT SPEED!' and ran into the gate. fucken regarded

[@Little_Sidhe]

😂

[@NoScopeSpeed]

Average PJ Masks enjoyer

[@randomname3109]

@@NoScopeSpeed correct 🤣

[@Cowboy_Frog]

I assume you meant the r word and ew. Expand your vocabulary.

[@wad3y.]

​@@Cowboy_Frog👎🏻

[@kazzafr]

life’s better when george posts

[@laineygrace9018]

I have a four year old. One time he woke up from a nap on a plane and loudly yelled “we’re going down”

[@niatheelf]

My parents never posted about me being impressive, intelligent or adult. Instead my dad just posted dumb quotes from me like "Why is gaviscon double action if you still have to take 2" or "do we have chins so we can think" and honestly wish he'd just lied about me instead, I get reminded of stupid things I said every year with facebook's post anniversary thing

[@PumpkinTed]

2 mins 338 views, i aint know George Memelous fell off this bad after the incident 16 hours 19,000 views, the incident must have really affected him huh. Should be at least 1.3 million 😤

[@pumacatmeow]

Ikr 😐😐 might unsub if this keeps up, it’s getting very pathetic at this point.

[@andrewjennings7306]

Pyrocynical behaviour

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

Sigh, what a shame. I’m probably going to unsubscribe if he doesn’t reach 2 million views by tomorrow smh

[@repent438]

That's an average of like a quater of a million a day mate

[@lickytime9683]

I'm seriously gonna report the video if George doesn't reach 10 million subscribers later today 🤧🤧🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@NateS917]

Yesterday my 3 day old daughter came up to me and said "father, what is the meaning of this existence? What is the end game? What are any of us doing here? Are we all just here to provide work for the wages of the corrupt and morally bereft while they contribute nothing of value or worth, and enslave the common man to do their bidding all the while they sit up in their offices and laugh and mock the working class? Standing behind podiums and soapboxes telling all the lies they know they can get away with, smiling in our faces while deceiving us and actively throwing us under the bus just to add another dollar to their pockets? The soul crushing capitalist landscape we live in in the current society is demeaning and belittling to the hardworkers of this country, and should be stopped" Honestly im freaked the fuck out now

[@Amymyhie]

THIS IS GENUINE my bother (9) Calle my sister (7) fat because she was wearing a crop top and leggings and “she’s too young to be dressing like that” ain’t no way a 9 yr old says that so now I wanna know who tf is teaching him this

[@DiddlyDoink]

I can't get over how fucking judgmental the kid at 1:11 was. What 9 year old has so much beef with people for the most mundane shit even bored Karen's are too busy to complain about on a good day

[@grzyb11]

0:25 missed opportunity to use the „nyet” soviet poster meme but with a sausage

[@pivet1ny872]

You know it’s a good day when George posts

[@CallsignReaper_]

Don’t you just love parents fucking up kids lives 😃

[@calledsomething]

4:28 ok most of these are bullshit, and this one might be too, but a 12-13 year old could absolutely come up with that. Maybe its just me but they aren't that slow lol

[@barleduckgeo]

This is just when people don't have anything to yap about anymore they are just gonna invent some shit that never happened

[@lowellp4603]

4:05 oh shit she’s onto us

[@CartoDarko]

LMFAO

[@Official_CookiesnMilk]

I asked my dog to sing, and my dogs sang the entire symphony of the Sydney orchestra. #proud #woke

[@Kacper-tx2gz]

My 2 year old baby yesterday said "Father, how come some people say things like gay people are bad? They just wanna love a person of their gender."

[@sakuracujoh]

My 8 year old son said "Mommy they hit the pentagon" this was 2 years in the future I am really proud of my 2 month old little baby son for speaking so vocally about the climate change ♡

[@vemijoev]

My child who is -12 months old said: Goo goo gaga

[@Ozee13]

My one year old nephew once woke me up and told me “George memelous should be liked and subscribed too right now!” So anyway, thats how I disowned my nephew.

[@tokyodrifter108]

My 3 month old had his first words yesterday, and it was a Ted talk about WW1, the interwar period and WW2

[@roccgames]

I was just watching u when u uploaded

[@mrcookie925]

For anyone who's played football manager this is like the social media where someone's child will go "If * managers name * were to revert to a 433 tiki taka system, I feel we'd have a good chance of beating Manchester city"

[@Alex-dl5gw]

My dead dog told me yesterday "don't start the third world war, I want to rest in peace" I was shocked

[@aliciax5854]

💀💀

[@Prolix8]

The "don't forget to subscribe = goodbye" wouldn't surprise me these days

[@jacko2815]

My child was first in line. The kid infront of her.....

[@hecticmediapro]

When my son was born i was there for the birth, he looked up at me and said “why is the economy in such disrepute? Can i have some clothes, i am naked”

[@JasonNewsted420]

My son came up to me and asked "Dad why all the rich people's noses look like hooks?" He's 7 days old

[@oneshot453]

Nah I can 100% believe someone’s toddler said ‘don’t forget to subscribe’

[@iguanarama]

I was a bad girl.. I did some bad things.. 😈😈

[@Glegh]

Yeah, tell that to the judge

[@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign]

@@Glegh no whisper it quietly in my ear after a night out.

[@sunburntsilverado7665]

NOOOOOO GET THAT OUT OF HERE

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Typical jojo siwa fan.

[@dogeclanleader1]

I will find you

[@conalflood7895]

"If my child were to say any of these things, I'd become religious. Not because I thought it was a miracle, but because I need to exorcise the demons inside them" - My 3 month old sister while watching this video

[@JUMALATION1]

My 6 month old uttered his first sentence today: "Mother, if you want to succeed, maybe stay away from arbitrary enjoyments and focus on growth, for example the sad excuse of the amount of money in your bank account after you being jobless for 15 months, despite you applying for jobs without any success so far. Even though you are completely qualified for the jobs you apply for, I know the competition is horrific with up to a thousand applicants per role. You just have to power through it!" I can't believe my baby is so intelligent ☺😘

[@stevenotto1456]

Scrolling down I read this as Peasants lying online 😂😅

[@PrinceClaudy]

It's all true, my 1-year-old niece recited every single word in the Library of Alexandria.

[@Blueskies2513]

4:33 i think some 13 year olds might say stuff like that, also the teachers response was 6 words!

[@corvus1374]

If the daughter was first in line at lunch how was there a boy in front of her?

[@quinnyharls]

when I was six, I called tall grass "palm trees."

[@Stunning-green-dress]

0:13 the editors on something, he wasn’t even listening to george

[@lilygray34500]

unrelated but George needs to see Jojo Siwas new music video😭

[@Fallen-dt1xt]

if someone's toddler thinks that "don't forget to subscribe" means goodbye then it sounds like they have a shit parent ngl

[@CaptSebastev]

Another great video Memeulous

[@lizanna6390]

I feel like when people claim their kid burst into the room and shouted something strange it because other parent has taught them what to say and are giggling in the hallway.

[@nutinmyeyes5803]

I love how most of these would have been believable but the last half of it just ruins them

[@Zombiewithice]

My infant child said “Make sure to hit that like button and click that subscribe button”

[@lilygray34500]

George is truly one of my fav people to watch💕the things i would do to be friends with him

[@sonmarsha69]

To be fair I'm sure the word satan existed before Santa so I wouldn't be suprised if they knew what they was doing lol

[@lizanna6390]

2:44 A 3-year-old did not say that but I kinda love that quote

[@dancostello4872]

I'm choosing to believe George is just mad that all the children in this video are considerably smarter than him. 🤣

[@thecrispymaster]

In a twisted way, it's almost reassuring to know that the propensity for making up stuff our children say exists across the whole spectrum of political, religious and "other" viewpoints. Bullshitting is clearly an activity that unites us as a species 😊

[@hazukichanx408]

My future child ripped a hole through space-time (and possibly causality, as I'm not sure I'm actually having one) just to tell me "Dear parent, I have gazed beyond the veil of reality and seen the truth; there is no god; there is no science; there is no reality, really, not as we understand it; there is only, and has only ever been, Juffo-Wup." I'm so proud I could chew on a piece of cinnamon until it's mostly devoid of flavor, and then spit the remains out in the organic trash.

[@lordprotector3367]

The one at 9 minutes is hilarious, and has to be a spoof.

[@dfx13productions47]

I ask my dog if he wants to go outside and he said “I want to go outside and help poor people” lol

[@DrFuzzyaka-atomic]

W George new upload

[@antifreezeman]

my 1 day old babys first words were "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the third day. And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day."

[@eagleowl833]

For some reason one of my earliest memories is of me watching one of those charity ads which film starving african children and beg for cash. After what felt like the 70th one in a 30 minute period I asked my mum why cant we just bring all the africans to the uk because we have lots of food and water. The memory feels made up even to me😅

[@kwisuxk]

3:27 What boggles my mind about this Fernando Lemus guys tweet is that, the point of it is so “prove yhat boys can’t wear dresses”? But if his child really said that, first of all, why would adults listen to a child on matters that do not concern them. I’m pretty sure there are bigger problems in the world than men wearing skirts/dresses. And even if this 5 yo said it, it’s because of the bigoted and judgmental ideologies of the parents? Like what point is that tweet proving? “My child is growing up to be a bigot pressed about issues that do not concern him or others because that is how I parent.” ???

[@varimsavslezah]

story about child, satan and santa reminded me similar story from my english teacher in middle school. she told us that her kindergarden child saw god before being born, and that "cradle of humanity" (idk how to say it in eng correctly, sorry) where all our souls wait to being born located in KAZAKHSTAN. as she said, her child never watched anything religious on tv or internet. btw her family kinda religious (mostly Orthodox but with some things from every religion). me and my friends still sometimes jokes around "Kazakhstan is cradle of humanity" lol

[@Artisticcharm]

hey,this is weird for me to comment this but,thank you memeulous, you have been my fav youtuber for ever, and this is my last comment on anyones vid before i leave so, bye XX(Im running away lol)

[@thebrad1134]

0:47 Yep, also Easter Bunny has the same letters as Taser Nunbye

[@zimmygirl777]

My son looked me in the eye and said, “Trump sucks.” He’s a dog.😹👻

[@Raven84729]

The only “unbelievable story” my parents have of me (5-6yo) is me getting a used pad out of the trash, showing it to my mom and asking what it is, my mom answered “poopy diaper” and I apparently said “no it isn’t”. i 100% believe it because most of the memories I have from those ages is me asking the most difficult, reality shattering questions. I can’t explain it but apparently I was a very philosophical child which tracks because my parents were the same. I was taught stuff earlier than most of my mates and entered school knowing how to read and write and was the first and only in my class to use a computer. Makes sense since now I’m hella mentally ill. Typical A+ student and artist who becomes a barely functioning adult 😊

[@Red-jl1qr]

Is this a humble brag or a regular brag

[@Becksnnc]

please reread this and listen to yourself. the irony lmao

[@D4RK_FL4M3]

I used to sometimes eat paper out of copy books, true story...

[@MoontownMoss]

Sigh.

[@bobbysue9363]

"My little Timmy couldn't have done that! He's too pure!" vibes.

[@-sillykitty-]

i asked my 1 yr old if he wanted to watch shrek and he said "mother i do not agree to animalistic urges of donkey in wanting to participate in the sexual acts with a dragon before marriage" and i said "honey, you can decide what movie to watch from here on out" and then he said "i dont believe in movies for they preach sin and devilish urges to our young, this may cause them to continue on the line of the original sin, and possibly continue on with the seven deadly sins of pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, gluttony and greed, so from now on, we will never watch movies again, only reading the bible from start to finish"

[@emmiebunny04]

These would be unbelievable, but when I was in year 2, we had a lesson where we talked about what we can do for charities that help the ppl of Africa. I asked why they needed help and my teacher said that the government wouldn't help the people. So I decided to be a complete genius and suggested we go to Africa and overthrow the government to give the power back to the people.

[@jeremygreen2883]

While watching this video, my cat came up to me and said, "I can't believe you are laying on the sofa and laughing at this video when there is so much strife and discontent in the world. War, starvation, political corruption and economic disadvantage. These things are more important than watching Memulous on KZbin. I hope you do better in the future, also my kibble bowl is empty." Sometimes it's our pets who train us.