Insanely overpriced apartments

Today we're looking at some ridiculously overpriced apartments for students
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[@CamoCraft109]

Half these places don't even have desks in the room, if I'm paying for an apartment that expensive *as a student* I would want some private places to do work.

[@zoeyc5851]

They could just have single beds instead of double and have plenty of room for a desk

[@jakebooy3568]

at these prices they shouldn't need to downgrade the bed for more space 🤣@@zoeyc5851

[@mehowme]

Starbucks

[@christianedmunds3789]

​@@zoeyc5851They come furnished

[@eliterrr]

@@mehowmewhat the fuck?

[@CrispyTheCongueror]

This makes me sick, but can’t determine what makes me more sick, the landlords getting away with this? The fact some students can actually afford this? Or the fact it’s London? 😂

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Russians

[@neilthehermit4655]

Yes to all of them.

[@milandthecatsx]

most people waning to rent in london are prepared for this since its a busy place so its not to sick there expensive bc the city is full of famous places and universitys but it is outragous

[@colonelcider8292]

Well its due to demand and clientele Anyone whose renting these locations are very wealthy and are only studying in London for the lifestyle. It doesn't have to be London, it could be any popular metropolitan area that is attractive to young people such as New York, Tokyo or something. The apartments are less like apartments and more like hotel rooms They are far too nice for the average student Student finance is not helping you with 8k a month or something. You're in London because of your parents and student finance isn't even a thing for you as your parents just paid off the cost of uni like it was nothing (cause it is nothing to them). Someone like Messi makes 1.2million (estimate) a week so if his children want to study in London and rent an apartment then a weeks wage covers basically all of that...

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@colonelcider8292 what i always wonder is why these people are willing to pay so much money to live in a crime ridden drug infested dirty shithole of a city with rats and homeless people and muggings ans stabbings instead of buying a house in the countryside with a couple acres of land and getting a private chauffeur to drive them to school. just the air quality is enough of a reason not to want to live in london.

[@tired1923]

I couldn’t figure out what looked so off in these flats and then it hit me that the bedrooms don’t even have a desk or shelf space in them. it seems like some don’t even have a closet. imagine paying five figures a month for a “furnished” student appartement and you don’t even get a desk.

[@bruhngl]

London's prices are insane. I pay less rent in a year than these people charge for a month and I don't live in a tiny studio flat. Why anyone chooses to live in London is beyond me. Sure, wages are higher there but in almost every case they're not nearly high enough to justify the cost of living there.

[@LucinaMeow]

1 thing rich kids with wealthy parents 😂

[@niyameow]

i pay £450 private for a large 1 bed flat across two floors its crazy

[@colonelcider8292]

@@bruhngl he's saying that the justification is that these apartments are for rich kids with wealthy parents To them, they do not care about the price. Its nothing to do with London wages as London wages aren't large enough for the amount they are paying. They pay for the apartments because they are attracted to the lifestyle, nothing else. Its not cost effective but they don't care about being cost effective They're the type of people who'd buy a lamborghini despite not knowing how to drive.

[@bruhngl]

@@colonelcider8292 idk how you got all that from his comment but alright

[@colonelcider8292]

@@bruhngl well this bit "Its nothing to do with London wages as London wage aren't large enough for the amount they are paying. They pay for the apartments because they are attracted to the lifestyle, nothing else. Its not cost effective but they don't care about being cost effective They're the type of people who'd buy a lamborghini despite not knowing how to drive." is me This bit _" the justification is that these apartments are for rich kids with wealthy parents"_ is him. My part was just to further explain and counteract parts of your comment.

[@flan6449]

The weird thing is you can rent an entire house in greater london for the same cost and it’s probably safer at night 😂

[@bruhngl]

Up north you can rent an entire house for a couple years and spend less than these flats charge per month. London's property prices are insane man

[@SlimChances17]

For £3,600per week I can get a low-key penthouse on salford quays and still have enough for the bills 😂😂😂

[@kev2034]

Bro £4900 A WEEK??? I paid 52 quid a week for my accommodation at a non-London uni and that wasn't even that long ago was only a few years back wtf!

[@millygd955]

You paid WHAT?!?!?!?! Mine is 130 a week no bills per person in a house of 5. And it looks like shite. Tbf it's in exeter but still jeez

[@avvob]

i’m on £145 a week (in buckinghamshire, so fairly close to london but still) 😭 edit: also only been here 2 weeks and already got covid so i’m getting pretty acquainted with the room at least 💀

[@kev2034]

@@millygd955 Tbf it was Stoke-on-Trent and we didn't have running water for a week so we got some money knocked off our rent haha on average it was closer to £120 a week off campus and on campus the cheapest was around 70-80 a week which was what I was originally paying in my 3rd year. Got ripped off in my Master's year though paying like £165 a week for the privilege of having my washing machine freeze because the landlord put it outside and a boiler that didn't work.

[@johnroach9026]

Where the hell are you for a £52/week accommodation? I'm on £150/week for a studio in one of the shittest parts of Bristol

[@TeenVegans]

I was paying £85 a week for a big 6 bedroom house with my mates with all bills included

[@Glegh]

London in a nutshell

[@rampz975]

Why anyone would stay in this country is confusing to me. I’m moving to Spain in the next 10 years if I live here all my life I’ve failed

[@LOE_117]

I mean that is the video

[@nullbubble791]

​@@KhanofabstarBecause he looks at all these influencers wasting money on massive mansions and thinks nah I can just improve what I already have.

[@tobyc8022]

@@Khanofabstarhe doesnt have that much, and why would he move countries?

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

i think these prices are so high because foreign students are somehow rich asf and they might not know whats a good price in london, i dunno though

[@Traeknald]

the biggest scam in London is that every property is listed as per week, to make you think less about how much it is per month

[@M2Mil7er]

Actually makes you think more about the monthly cost because you have to calculate it instead of just seeing it. Most people need to budget based on monthly income. I don't know what kind of person thinks "oh, it's just this week I have to pay for", unless they're literally renting it like a hotel on a rolling weekly basis.

[@hypercube8792]

Every time you make these videos I relate so hard, since I’m in NYC. $1800 USD monthly gives you a hole in the wall and you’re not even in a central area.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Leave?

[@Nick-oj5bh]

some people dont have the option of just simply leaving... @@TheSuperappelflap

[@psgistheworstclubineurope]

Nothing you can expect from the United States

[@jeffery9543]

@@TheSuperappelflapnot everyone can uproot their life to move somewhere else. Theres a lot of legal shit involved with moving to other countries

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@jeffery9543 yes but on the upside, you wont have to live in the usa anymore

[@charlottemansfield6916]

The amount of bedrooms that literally just have the bed taking up all the space 💀

[@silviasanchez648]

Let's be honest, what sort of student goes to live in these super fancy places in London? Wouldn't they want to be close to their universities, libraries and parks so they can work and relax without wasting time in commute? All these look like hotels not like a living place for someone who's going to work and get stuff done.

[@PhatInAHat]

Many the Unis in London are pretty central and so in expensive areas though. But that also means it's still not difficult to commute to them from further out via the Underground.

[@caitthenerd7470]

Internationals from Asia and the Middle east, coming over to study fully funded by daddy's business empire, that's who.

[@ensommeille5315]

I used to wonder why student loan rates were so different depending on whether or not you live in London... I get it now 💀

[@camhusmj38]

These are all for foreign students with Oil Money or Oligarch Money. So, you know I don’t object to them being fleeced. They’d only spend that money on something else stupid.

[@silviasanchez648]

They don't even go to university because they care for a career, they go because it looks good to have a title. It's all matter of status.

[@camhusmj38]

@@silviasanchez648 That and because they want to party in London.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@camhusmj38 and get mugged and stabbed on the way home after

[@lawrencelimburger9160]

Would be good if the money stayed in the UK, theyre all held by foreign investors with bermuda banks :/ The Rich stay Rich

[@conormurphy4328]

@@TheSuperappelflapwe can only hope

[@FullaEels]

london is insane, i get a bit restless when i see anywhere over £500 a month

[@CreeperAid]

I love paying over 20 grand a month to shit in the same place I sleep in a room the size of a box of krave!😊

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Sitting in my £300 a month two bed mouldy flat with broken windows laughing at these expensive London rentals. I'm winning... right? 😭

[@edgarhack2042]

Yes mate £9000+ a month is denting

[@lawrencelimburger9160]

get a dehumidifier and some mould resistant paint, may make a big difference!

[@skyeparker6347]

***Student Apartment*** What student can afford that?

[@alexispennington7952]

Never have I been more grateful to live in the mountains of tennessee and pay $450/month for my little apartment

[@hypercube8792]

😭yeah im jealous. I pay 3x that for a hole.

[@alisonexd]

lucky!!

[@jakez5599]

@@alisonexdidk he’s living in America so still kinda shit

[@calumhughes5072]

@@jakez5599 still beats London

[@yeetjones927]

Yeah but you live in the US so don't be too grateful lol

[@terracotta34534]

It's crazy how much more these are than my liverpool student accomodation. Genuinely insane considering what they're getting for their money.

[@sneekeruk]

Im pretty sure my rent as a student back in 1997/98 was about £55 a week, or less than a single nights sleeps worth of rent in the £1640 flat. If your a student, your never in your accomodation other than to sleep. Going off the prices, you could just stay in a hotel and have all your meals done and room service for less money.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

just because your studying doesnt mean you dont need a home. studying at the uni library is shit, theres always noise and people walking around and the chairs are uncomfortable and the desks are never the right height. also you might wanna have some friends over to watch movies or drink beers instead of spending 3 per pint in a bar? living in a bedroom for years would have made me off myself.

[@glebglub]

@@TheSuperappelflap don't forget they said 1997, when computers were £4000, TVs the size of a trolley, DVD players cost as much as a PS5, and the bus was 50p (as were pints)

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@glebglub people had tvs and vhs players back then. i was there. you could buy movies in the bargain bin or rent them. also, back then there was actually decent programming on television.

[@johnroach9026]

@@TheSuperappelflap 3 per pint seems downright reasonable. Closer to a fiver per nowadays

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@johnroach9026 oh right, it's 3 where i live, in the city its 4, so i guess in a capital like london 5 makes sense.

[@mlgrge]

for a studio in student halls in london it was averaging £500 a week, literally for a shoebox that you would likely go insane in

[@YosenjuBestDeck]

only realising how out of touch george actually is when he says £2100 a week in rent is reasonable. thats more than the average person makes in a month

[@LilmacX]

Bruh I make 1500$ Canadian, 2100£ is literally 3,508.53$ CAD turned around 2100$ Canadian is 1,257.30£ 🥲 F Ü Ç K

[@Cowboy_Frog]

That was in comparison to the others that were far more expensive.

[@witoldkopaczewski3954]

He prob meant compared to otgers

[@HCProds1]

reasonable in comparison when looking at everything else with London prices. He didn't mean reasonable in any actual sense, only reasonable for the morons who pay London prices. How you didn't realise that I'll never know

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

It's pennies for him.

[@emmiebunny04]

I'm a student and I pay £510 a month including bills. I have a cupboard for a bedroom in a house I share with 4 other people. Its ridiculous

[@Izzy_Wizzy_2002]

I cant wait to be more broke than i already am in the future

[@JUMALATION1]

BRUH. I'm living in a metropolitan area with a rent of around 800€ (£700) per MONTH for a 2 room + kitchen + bathroom apartment, and these apartments are double or triple of that per WEEK. The London housing market is insane 💀

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I can rent a whole house for a year for what these people pay for an apartment in a month.

[@GrippingHorizon]

Hearing Banjo & Kazooie and Crash Bandicoot music playing in the background of this makes the video so much better.

[@DebatablyMe]

George’s youtube earnings can buy him a lovely shed

[@EnchantedTooWell]

George is the gift that keeps on giving

[@Bolt245]

Loving the zelda music george

[@susanthefish2559]

My mates have all just moved into their student digs and some of the poor bastards are sleeping in cupboards.

[@CoreyBradley96]

I live a 10 minute walk from Canary Wharf and pay a total of £1450 per month for my flat that I share with my girlfriend. It's definitely smaller than most of these places, but it doesn't feel like a hotel and big enough for most of what we need. I still wanna move out of London though as I can get a place three times bigger for this price somewhere else

[@negativeluigi4330]

Stay there and don't move up north

[@alanlavery]

Same here, £1350 for a 1 bed apartment per month - £1560 if you include bills, also on Canary Wharf's doorstep. We even have a lovely canal view. These 'student' accommodations are heavily distorted.

[@CoreyBradley96]

@@alanlavery I also have a lovely canal view, just overlooking Limehouse Cut :)

[@Niicolaaj]

They bump up prices for students? What a backwards system. I was so surprised when you said that. As a dane, that makes no sense. In denmark, the government pays they landlords to lower their prices for students. By the way, we also get something called "SU", which is the government paying you to go to school. The amount varies a lot depending on your financial situation.

[@themovieunderstander720]

We have a similar situation as we get a maintenance loan for living costs that depends on your parent’s financial situation. They even make it higher for students in London, but even then it often will only just be enough to cover rent if you’re lucky. And in first year you’re normally guaranteed student accommodation with the uni which is more reasonably priced, but after that it can get much more expensive.

[@Niicolaaj]

@@themovieunderstander720 That's still just a loan tho. The SU we get is not a loan, it's just a payment. We even pay taxes on it, as if school was a job. Our schools are free btw

[@helenroberts1107]

How many students have dinner parties? Do they need a big dining table?

[@Connor-Colyer]

Loving these daily uploads

[@drod5799]

Coming back from school and seeing a new vid is the best feeling

[@myurimohan7628]

Wow, I live near Toronto and complain a lot about how much it cost to rent there. Did the conversion of pounds to CAD in this video and it's much worse in London. Thanks for cheering me up George!

[@morganfrench7231]

love the runescape music in the background of the videos lol

[@idreamed_adream]

American here. Those prices for such small places are crazy! I can't afford an apartment yet but in my area a 1 bed/1 bath is $1700-2000 per month and they are much bigger spaces than those flats.

[@zoomcats8269]

These exist almost exclusively for mega wealthy international students, I go to kcl and regularly interact with people whose lives are actually like this lol

[@Zeus-yw1fbz]

Im seeing my student accommodation fees for the year being paid per month or sometimes even per week in this thing.

[@NatInTheHat49]

Sea shanty 2 really got me laughing during the tour instead of watching the video I've ended up just trying to guess where the background music you put in is from such as the crash kart racing and a few others

[@zombieswalker]

Why I love the UK 🥶🥶🥶

[@BlueEevee]

Why does the guy in the thumbnail look like a guy who would sell an online class

[@andrewjackson8089]

He’ll also sell you a dodgy Rolex and order bottles in the “club”…..aka a dick.

[@oliviamaelovick]

London is ridiculous to live in. I feel so sorry for people that struggle to live there. I pay over a grand a month for my 2 bed ( lovely & spacious ) apartment but I’ve also got a hairdressers, cafe & 4 big gardens in my building.

[@jolteon345]

There are two things I noticed. First, almost no desks for students. Second, they’re intentionally using fancy-looking furniture to try to mark up the price for a furnished place. It’s literally landlords trying to make the apartments look as fancy as possible to mark up the price. It also looks like places better fit for families but they know that 2-5 students will pay more than a family of 3-4.

[@mayonasepizza]

i like how its per week so it seems less expensive

[@mabus4910]

11:15 They even have folded towels on the bed. All of these places just sceam hotel.

[@BSA_Airgunning]

George watching this from his mansion in the midlands

[@Jacksonlynch151]

If I had the money memeulous had I’d be on a beach in Dubai rn 😂

[@honda-akari]

Why Dubai 💀

[@phoebespray]

Meanwhile my student accommodation in Leicester in 2018 was £99 a week bills included 💀

[@CuteBerryCharms]

Everyone's discussing the mad prices and I'm just here getting excited about the Spyro, Crash bandicoot, hit and run and other game music in the background 👀😂

[@StopLookingAtMyAcc]

Landlordoulous back at it again

[@whatscout78]

Kara with cameraman Gaz showing the most rundown used-to-be factory apartment for £12,500 a month

[@hazellepilzsak4472]

Ayo I'm hearing that Spyro 3 music over the Luxe tiktoks

[@ad__810]

watching this while eating my party pizza

[@LilmacX]

Mannnn London sounds like Vancouver (BC, Canada) rent prices, starting at 1,200$ for a bachelors suite (one room for your bedroom and living room in one, then a small kitchen with oven and fridge at least, and a small ass bathroom) I've seen one bedroom apartments in Vancouver being rented by these students who are younger than me paying 2.5-4k who are students but somehow have the money to live with like one person they are super close with or their partner or even on their own (mommy and daddy money) wearing nasty Gucci and other high end stuff that would prob take my entire months wages to buy one of and they act like it's notbin!!!! I'm blown away, and it sucks cause it's either the students who are only here for semester's then live at home empty apartment 60-80% of the year or the opposite, the ones who rent apartments YEAR ROUND and are only there the BARE minimum to keep up and pay bills then rent it out the rest of the time for stupid high prices but shit places. The housing crisis is so bad in Vancouver BC that if you are below the poverty line or are disabled you get thrown into what they call "*SRO* units" (*Single Room Occupancy* Units) which in Vancouver equals a literal trap or crack house. Sure they are affordable but they never have rooms available and if they do you never have peace there is drug use all around you constant cops and fighting....it's bs....fuck the housing crisis

[@Jimyrt.]

I’m a student and I spend £1million a month on my 1m cubed apartment. It’s the best value in London!

[@niamhemily4842]

My £95 a week student accommodation had a bigger bedroom than these 😭 (I didn’t live in London, that’s why)

[@mrhovoxo7236]

thanks for the maths lesson george

[@Benwut]

Bro, I'm so lucky that I struck a sick deal with my parents: if I promised to get a 99.0 ATAR or above (Australian senior school final exams that determine your university options. 99.95 is the highest possible score), they'd pay for my post-grad acomodation anywhere. I got 99.25, so they paid for an absolutely massive flat where I was studying in Canberra. Think it was like 10 grand AUD a month (5 grand GBP)

[@JHak909]

Check out Hungarian pricing. Thats on another level on top of the 27% tax that we need to pay.....

[@easymaders3123]

Love the RS music in the backround

[@RobTFilms]

For two THOUSAND a month you could rent an entire house with change left over, glad you moved from London! How much are you paying now in rent/bills ect where you are now?

[@dylanwakley2553]

I so want these to be satire but I know deep down that London is so beyond repair at this point that it probably isn’t. What are the people paying this money for these apartments actually going to go on and do with their lives using the degrees they get while living in these places I wonder…

[@Fuddrig]

London prices are so wild, my family pay £500 a month for a 3 bedroom house

[@louiserose4790]

My family pay £750 a month for a 3 bedroom for not even the good area of the city

[@GraySkull289]

But that 20k Knightsbridge one has stairs that when you walk down them you change into a totally different person. Bargain.

[@anadrellik]

do uk apartments come fully furnished? i have always had to buy/bring my own furniture to the apartment i am renting

[@neilthehermit4655]

Depends on the area and price level. The cheapest, usually unfurnished or have total crap furniture. Middle to high costs, regardless of area will have some furniture/white goods (kitchen equipment and washer).But sometimes have to pay a deposit over and above the rent deposit for the furniture.

[@norrie2460]

Imagine paying 16 grand a month for rent and not a mortgage 💀

[@jamespusey7186]

george you made youtube give me an ad for a housing company lmao

[@HornetMain]

Who's the genius who put SHAR music in the background. ILY

[@Olly.]

Halls at my uni is literally £5000 A YEAR and is on par with half of these places

[@ChokyoDK]

I pray that these people never hold any power in any company or government because they are insanely out of touch with reality. Bet they will tho.

[@officaldungeons]

“sIxTeEn ThOuSanD PoUnDs??” That amount is pretty typical for an American university.

[@anoanimations4279]

Club penguin pizzeria music for lifee

[@coasteriser]

The average lomdon experience is overpriced things

[@itsemi_]

2:07 the spyro year of the dragon music 😩😩

[@dubyprimesean7405]

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Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

[@user-yf2mi5qm5i]

To rent a shed in London is like six grand a week, fucking hate living here.

[@NotoriousCHZ]

Is it this bad in London? In Yorkshire it’s under 500 a month for 4 bedroom house

[@k1sm33t]

council house maybe

[@tokkibear4888]

Meanwhile I was living in a 4 bed house in Brighton paying £630 pm and struggling 💀 I can’t comprehend rich people 😂

[@danielperrott6835]

I pay £173 weekly for a literal box room with no ensuite and a shared kitchen between 12

[@niskanen19]

lmao you could live in a hotel, have free electricity, wifi, breakfast, cleaning and water for way cheaper than what these cost and most look like big hotel rooms anyways

[@meursault7030]

"What's your job?" "I put on smart casual attire and fling my arms in the direction of different rooms in unoccupied flats in london for tik tok videos."

[@allexm]

and here i was thinking my £350 a month was bad

[@Sammy-qt9it]

I'm a student who currently lives in South Kensington. Our house a decent size; we have a large kitchen, a dining/living room, three small bedrooms and two 'cupboards' which we also fit two beds into (legally the house can only be let for 3 occupants). However, it is very damp, mouldy and the heating doesn't work. We pay about £3500 a month for it. Based on that, I would say maybe 6k a month is reasonable for three students to share for the level of property shown in this video, I'm not sure how 10-20k can be justified.

[@EdibleTrain]

I remember one of my relatives had to move to London for work, 1 bedroom apartment in Kensington ( I think, it was really close to the National History Museum) & it was something like 3k per month. They could afford it but it was just SO MUCH!!

[@PhatInAHat]

Well why the fuck did they live in Kensington?!

[@Lewis_Treff97]

From going to an early careers event for the company I work for. I spoke to people ages with me who work in the london office and compared to me from the Edinburgh office, they make so much more money than me because the living cost is way more down there. Majority of these properties are more per week than my monthly wage 😂

[@goblinkoma]

is x£ per *week* a normal measurement? i had the feeling they put it in weeks bc they knew how f-ing expensive that shit looks if its per month?

[@tobyc8022]

yeah usually places are shown per week and per month

[@goblinkoma]

@@tobyc8022 ah i see ty

[@ineffable_eldritch_horror131]

What they charge for a month's rent was my tuition for the full year at my university

[@klaratrojnar4535]

I'm ngl I have the same size bedroom maybe slightly bigger (as some of these) in my accommodation with a fairly big desk (I can fit my whole setup on it and have spare room) and an en-suite bathroom and I pay literally £132 a week London prices are ridiculous

[@FlareonSky]

me, observing this video from my 460€/month 2-room appartment:

[@fattypanda13]

im trying to work out if any if affordable with flatmates but nope

[@bethanysangra3903]

Never been happier to live in liverpool in a nice 1 bed (non studio) flat for 600 a month 😂

[@SlimChances17]

Studio flats are basically fancy prison cells... prove me wrong 😂

[@delilahj2592]

This video just makes me miss Mao

[@caitlinholloway2627]

The apartments come furnished? You know what, I've never had money to do student apartments so they might come furnished here as well.

[@waynejacksonofficial]

I live in a studio in Stamford Hill.. 1 room with a window that looks out to a wall and a tiny shower room no window... £1400 pm...

[@lego_boba_fett_watch]

George Memeulous is secretly an estate agent 😳

[@blueguy5978]

Or worse, a landlord