No Context Britain 20

[@kaziem]

The gap from jellied eels to shepherd's pie is a chasm of unfathomable width.

[@yeetusnoodle]

Yeah what's up with his beef with Shepherd's pie

[@Joosher56]

@@yeetusnoodleyeah it’s amazing

[@tickledtoffee]

True! Shepherd's pie can be delicious! But no amount of seasoning or mashed potatoes can save jellied eels 💀

[@PolyChromium]

@@tickledtoffeeYou’re thinking of cottage pie

[@trapitao1210]

@@tickledtoffee 🤜🤛

[@Mattlife97]

The more I hear George talk about his food habits the more it sounds like he’s still got the tastes of the average year 6 child.

[@mkgeostar]

lmao fr

[@oliviamaelovick]

He’s very passionate 😂

[@T0ASTYC0ASTY]

I feel like Shephard pie is better than he gives it credit for. Atleast the Shephard pie we make here in nz don't know if it's any different

[@jonnykinney3206]

As aposed to year 6 adults?

[@najrenchelf2751]

I think we all do! It's just that society doesn't allow us to engage with that after a certain age... well, it does - but not without judgement.

[@riverrrrrrrr]

if groge ever runs out of ideas, this series will never end

[@Nyx_wynn]

Who tf is Groge? 💀

[@garmen-]

ah yes groge

[@verierii]

Groge

[@miawllmss]

GROGE

[@nikkovalidor4890]

groge is from the series Manchestelorian

[@foxiki387]

The double decker bus race has me dead, would go to that live.

[@urthvox]

George's laugh is contagious...

[@jamesblackwell2067]

the problem with british food is that it all looks disgusting, but it usually actually tastes quite nice

[@inmedx]

It's all.. beige

[@kingdowner2112]

People don’t wanna admit it but Indian food is the same way. It all looks like fucking slop but goddaym it’s the best shit ever

[@El.Sasquatcho69]

​@@kingdowner2112So far indian food and Thai food has only ever hurt my stomach 😭 an I didn't enjoy it either. Also hummus is gross. I love authentic Mexican food though it's weird eating 3 different meats and them all being a mystery to me. 😂

[@PinkPanther4958]

@@inmedx Like every house in Birmingham

[@flitsertheo]

Haggis. The Scottish serve it to chase unwelcome guests. Such as any English(wo)man.

[@Cpr1234]

I'm a simple man. I see No Context Brits, I click.

[@tyler-js]

The simple life is good

[@Ifx-]

Man knowing the british public, this series will never end, making Groge infinite money. Good job Groge you found an infinite money glitch irl

[@MOSCOWDEATH161]

Who the fuck is groge please

[@liamholcroft7212]

Who the fuck is "Groge" ?

[@lennyschwarz6683]

Groge

[@akman909]

Groge

[@natgrant1364]

Oh yeah. Good ol' Groge. He also does the Meemelmoose channel, you know?

[@bettyschwalloks]

11:30 the disdain when he says bristol😭like we dont know its a shithole mate we live here

[@alexsiriley]

ah yes, the best thing to watch while recovering from surgery, much appreciated George

[@drcookiejar2004]

Hope you recover well!

[@alexsiriley]

@@drcookiejar2004 thank you, I'm sorry I responded so late, but it has gone well

[@menameswill1705]

‘Legal food’ actually only exists because when the owners called the company to get the sign made they couldn’t understand their accent as it was meant to be ‘Regal Food’

[@Moth86]

I was going to comment the same thing lived opposite the shop for 11 years

[@english_electric7125]

@@Moth86 Visited Lincoln last year and remember walking past this place, did make me chuckle. Is it any good?

[@connecting_the_dots24]

We use to use it as a landmark 😂. Very handy because everyone knows it.

[@connecting_the_dots24]

​@@english_electric7125It's actually okay but it's a gamble. 😅

[@MrDraka12]

@@english_electric7125 Haven't eaten their in a few years after they started filling everything with onions to pad things out, used to be quite good.

[@crusaderguy1817]

the british are coming the british are coming

[@thelemonsheep7257]

We are coming

[@hinoron6528]

4:37 In Canada, not only would there be more space between the highway and the residential property lines, but there'd be a 3-4 meter concrete wall (slightly decorative, that it not just be an ugly grey slab) with rough faces on the traffic side to break up sound. Not 100% effective at blocking all the sound, but a vast improvement over this little wooden fence in that picture.

[@HoltenBarnwell]

13:56 is the most American shirt I have ever seen. Just with a different flag.

[@JAProductions494]

When George was talking about how hated traffic wardens were, the first thing to come to my mind was that one clip from Zootopia (it’s called Zootropolis here in the UK but I prefer the OG name) where a kid told Judy “my mommy says she wishes you were dead”

[@sciclonic]

no it isn’t

[@wildnis5219]

​@@sciclonicthats the Name of the Pirated Version - so they look for the OG but dont find it.

[@sciclonic]

@@wildnis5219 ah, that’s why I didn’t recognise it

[@NotAnEldritchHorror]

seeing "legal food" at 6:20 was a real shock, because i know exactly where it bloody well is, and have even ordered from em a few times!

[@HeroOfTime2610]

Superb no context britian this afternoon george, what a jolly good show! I eagerly await the next one, fingers crossed its soon!

[@jamison85]

1:56 - The guy most likely ordered it via a website which still had the payment options active and gave him a confirmation mail, even if the business was shut. 13:37 - Something like this almost happened to me once, the place was open but their website was buggered, and they had no idea I'd placed an order when we called them an hour later. Luckily we'd chosen cash payment on delivery, so we just ordered somewhere else.

[@jewishmonarch6657]

Our food is banging, beef wellington is world renowned. There aren't many dishes out there that can truly rival it!

[@wallythewondercorncake8657]

04:05 Pretty sure that's not actually a real tin of beans but one of those hollow ones for hiding things in.

[@Alphoric]

0:31 they didn’t run out of oxygen The sub imploded before the world even knew it existed

[@saeedahmed_40]

I love the fact that people forget a chicken tikka is technically British

[@jlhp]

1:48, i watched a documentary about them, and they are real soldiers who have fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, ect...

[@amsodoneworkingnow1978]

And so many other engagements for more than 250+ years

[@dmgroberts5471]

Oh yeah, they are real soldiers alright. And they are on duty. The mistake the tourists make is thinking the Guards are there for show. No, they are standing guard and the tourists are milling around next to their guard post. These guys have killed Taliban fighters in dark caves, they are not fazed by an idiot with a camera. Also, the ones on horseback with the pointy helmets and the breastplates? In a combat zone, they are tank crew.

[@Mondoblasto0]

9:42 [mesmerized] 9:48 "...This is, unironically, better than Formula One." 😂

[@definitely.natasha]

7:27 "Llwchwr" is actually the welsh word for "duster". If you're curious on how to pronounce it; In welsh Ll is pronounsed the way louie spence pronounces an S. W is pronounced like a OO sound in english (like in book or cook) And Ch is like the sound you make when youre discusted or youre trying to get something out your throat (put the back of your tongue up to the back of the roof of your mouth (tonsil area) and expell air)

[@TylerMarkRichardson]

Yes because everyone knows how a random French guy pronuces his S's

[@definitely.natasha]

@@TylerMarkRichardson French guy! 💀💀💀

[@dmgroberts5471]

From my limited knowledge of Welsh syllables, I think it's pronounced something like: "Cyc-Wick-Lyr." Am I even close?

[@definitely.natasha]

@@dmgroberts5471 I'm afraid you are not close but I appreciate the effort

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@definitely.natasha Well, my ancestors are disappointed in me, but on the bright side, I have no idea what they are saying! 😜

[@courtneychambers3374]

I’ve been pingewatching this series for the last few days, happy there is a new episode.

[@Eppursi]

I’ve lived my whole life thinking Pidgeon was spelt Pidgeon when in fact it’s spelt pigeon. I distinctly remember writing Pidgeon. I saw it everywhere. Nobody ever corrected me. Why is this the first I’m hearing of this?

[@harrymillar4193]

Maybe you got it mixed up with Pidgey?

[@eleruces7722]

​@@harrymillar4193Pidgeot

[@LaurenTheorist]

I remember reading "pidge" as a term in older novels which I thought came from pidgeon!

[@greason]

No it's spelt pidgeon originally. People got lazy and dropped the D as it is useless. Pigeon is also correct, it's just newer.

[@HeyLaserLips]

"Pidgeon" can also be a surname.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

"The smell of pencil" George do you mean wood 😂

[@sexysoup631]

nah the graphite definitely adds to the smell

[@giddycadet]

might also be the paint on the sides. but it's more than just wood

[@dmgroberts5471]

I had that Pepsi pencil case. I also had the crappy orange plastic box with the triangles, semi-circle, and protractor in it. The one where the protector got caught in the hinge when you opened it and it stabbed you in the hand. Fucking Maths.

[@dcarbs2979]

I know what he means. It's def different to a 'wood' smell. Maybe add a bit of crayon. And plasticcy-ness of the case itself.

[@Deidrheamim]

14:11 I literally own that exact model of alarm clock.. How is this old enough to go in a museum? lmfao

[@Alltagundso]

Museums also have new things. Of course mostly old and very old things, but new things as well. Either to compare it to old things or to show things that are very rare for example.

[@jaidenredacted1453]

While there's no Los Pollo Hermanos in London, there IS a Breaking Bad themed restaurant I think you should know about. Not likely to have been the one you saw on the app lol, but it sure does exist

[@sileudies]

Whats it called?

[@jacsav]

12:52 talking of hacker he got demoted he's on CBeebies now

[@l0u_xox]

WHAT

[@NicholasMclafferty]

ain’t no way they got relegation on bbc

[@Eugene_Black]

Outrageous

[@jacsav]

I have made a mistake I have confused hacker with his brother from cbeebies my deepest apologies

[@JoshyB_1608]

0:54 its a 'Greenpower Kit car' used in a school racing thing

[@AcesPrune]

4:44 WTF is that design? I've never seen anything like that, and I'm also from England... If someone swerves, you're legit gonna have a car in your garden xD

[@Risotto_Nero9999]

I’m not even kidding the crucial chilli stuff is brilliant

[@owenlewis2454]

3:15 he still left 2.5 stars though

[@charky6683]

10:58 she listened to lewis buchan

[@lukedoyle2770]

Mate, literally no one eats jellied eels anymore lol. Also a well-seasoned shepherd’s pie is a top notch homely winter dish! >:(

[@tamielizabethallaway2413]

My dad loves jellied eels! 🤢 I cant even stand the smell, nor the liquor on pie 'n' mash that's made from boiling the eels. But my parents are Cockneys and that's typical London grub. I do like roll mops though! 😁

[@lukedoyle2770]

I honestly didn’t know it was still a thing, even in the cockney ends of London lol. Glad I moved to Newcastle. This said, we have haggis 🤢

[@tamielizabethallaway2413]

@@lukedoyle2770 😂 yeah my Mum is no longer with us, my Dad is 89! I think it's definitely an older generation thing. We live in Sussex, they left London the year before I was born (1970) but we visited family very often. I think he gets them in Tesco's now..? Hmmm haggis....just the look of it is horrendous! Never tried it....never intend to! 🤢 But I do agree Shepherd's Pie is gorgeous especially if well browned on the top so it's crispy! Very comforting. 😊

[@lukedoyle2770]

He can get jellied eels in Tesco? That’s just absurd. Your dad’s taste for eels is like my dad’s for haggis. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around the appeal but… Egh idk. I’m sorry to hear about your ma, I’m having a bit of a similar situation with mine, but George M’s comment page likely isn’t the platform for such things lol

[@lukedoyle2770]

And yesssss the potato on top should be brown

[@lightthroughdark]

00:59 Bro ready for Soapbox racing

[@WiganerPlays]

I feel deeply offended seeing George offend a Wigan kebab (pie on a barm, AND IT IS A BARM.) being a wiganer myself 😂

[@KuLaydMahn]

This comment should be in the next video because I have no idea what you're saying, but I bet your fellow Brits do.

[@kgw221]

barmey for thinking it’s a barm, it’s a COB

[@niallrussell7184]

@@kgw221 both wrong, it's a BATCH. lol

[@amsodoneworkingnow1978]

It's a roll

[@liamholcroft7212]

@@kgw221 Who says cob?

[@techbaffle]

2:32 When he ordered a take away, he didn't mean to take away the business 😂😂

[@camboi3459]

9:13 looks lke humpty dumpty

[@CooperTheGoosebumpsGuy]

6:41 me in Australia on days where it is 40°c 🥶

[@chaichaivi]

i lost it when george didn’t even know what carne asada tacos are

[@ed3nn111]

i read that like 6 times over as “carne asda tescos”

[@xSuperStarx]

Please have some sympathy for him, he's suffers from a condition called being British

[@Michael-es4dt]

​@@ed3nn111 nahhh me too 💀

[@wrux]

I know Americans are obsessed with Mexican food, but it's not really a thing in the UK because we don't have many Mexicans

[@sabinastrash6813]

i read this as carne asda tacos 😭

[@Rallison6996]

@10:18 The guy in the blue car was high on drugs if i remember correctly lol

[@megsybond]

Mate, don't ever go to Australia in summer if you think 25-30 degrees is roasting hot. We're playing tennis and cricket in 40 degrees! 😂😂

[@dmgroberts5471]

Oppressive heat is only one of the reasons I will never visit your fair land. There's also the risk of getting painfully disemboweled by giant marsupials. 😜

[@megsybond]

@@dmgroberts5471 As crazy as that sounds, the fact is, that it has happened. Generally, we know be wary of kangaroos though - they're not to be trusted. Tourists don't treat them with the caution required, and can get into trouble. And it's not always hot here. Today is only 14 degrees - yesterday was 15... You just need to come at the right time of year - we do get snow in winter in some places too! Cheers.

[@jaspermooren5883]

​@@megsybond Well Australian heat is different. Northern Europe is quite wet, so when it gets hot: A, the entire country isn't built for it, so almost no air conditioning anywhere, and houses that are built to keep the heat in, so at night it's like 2 degrees cooler than max temperature. B, and arguably more importantly, humidity is very high. 40 degrees low humidity is significantly better than something like 32 degrees with high humidity. Now countries like Thailand or the Philippines, that are humid and hot and have no air-conditioning, I don't know how people manage to stay alive there.

[@techbaffle]

10:17 He couldn't see the bus. Should have gone to Specsavers 😂

[@Gannet-S.4]

12:18 that’s not a roll that is a cob and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of a barm, roll, bread cake or any other name

[@nealgrimes4382]

Actually a Barm cake is completely different in taste and texture than a Cob, you.may not be familiar with it because it's from Lancashire.

[@cezra833]

@@nealgrimes4382 I miss barm cakes. A good holland's cheese and onion pie on a barm. Now I live in Scotland and have to console myself with macaroni cheese pies.

[@nealgrimes4382]

@@cezra833 Me too, and good Pies, i live in Kent, it annoys me when people say Rolls, Cobs and Barm cakes are the same, i mean they are all Bread but not the same. I have recently been watching youtube vids of people reviewing Pie shops in Lancs i used to go to, drooling over meat and potato and Butter Pies, Pie Porn, Scotch Pies are good though, just not the same.

[@matthewmo9000]

2:01 that has surprisingly almost happened to me before with the takeaway place shutting down a little bit after getting my food

[@Arran05]

I don't know anyone that's ever been 'offended' by the British flag, I really wanna know where conservatives come up with this stuff 😭

[@Forestgravy90]

A woman at uni in a seminar i wad in cried calling it racist

[@Rob_3s3]

@@Forestgravy90 thats mental💀

[@Iron_Challenger]

i know some people dislike it because of its colonial past, but i dont think thats what the shirt meants

[@LLAANN1988]

@@Iron_Challenger I think it does.

[@eliaspanayi3465]

​@@Iron_Challengerthe shirt is just against anyone crying over the flag for really any reason

[@needfoolthings]

10:10 There's nothing else to do with a Dacia. Can't really be helped.

[@Iono_vtuber]

Glad to see the series continue after you got blocked by no context brits

[@harrymillar4193]

Why did he get blocked?

[@PolyChromium]

@@harrymillar4193He provided too much context

[@OzzyAusborn]

7:10 old mate discovered what humidity is, try live in the tropics of Queensland, Australia in summer 😂

[@Jakey4000]

I was going to become a parking warden because it was a cozy council job with great pay and solid benefits, I probably wouldn't have lasted long because I wouldn't have wanted to give out many tickets other than to wanker parking

[@dmgroberts5471]

Can they fire you from a Council job that easily? I rather thought that part of the cushiness was being hard to fire.

[@eekbeatsofficial]

10:26 Irn Bru > Jaffa Cakes > Monster Munch Flamin Hot!

[@bensugden1586]

"I'd just take any other job" "no one is doing this" I don't think he has any concept of the current cost of living crisis 😂

[@charlottehook7387]

The heat isnt the issue in the uk it's the humidity.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Yeah. The four days before a thunderstorm breaks are like being a boil-in-the-bag cod. You can drink the fucking air.

[@definitely.natasha]

"Its either a bun or a roll" Excuse me sir, I think you'll find that's a bap.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Yes, thank you!

[@hesterwright3674]

Nah its a cob

[@airygoats]

10:11 - “Good news!” “What?” “A bloke’s damaged his Dacia Sandero by driving it into the back of a bus.” “Great! Anyway…”

[@xur925]

This is what george will be like in 20 years

[@ellehan3003]

I get sunburned down in cornwall, yet two weeks in malta at the height of their summer heat (it was unbearable) and i left whiter than i arrived. My friend said i look like a rare white beached whale in photos next to the sea. Im not even fat. I wasnt even a tiny bit sunburned. The heat in this country is seriously just different i swear.

[@noodlechild666]

I love seeing the guy who got scammed over the Indian takeaway - he is a really funny author (Iain Grant) and thoroughly enjoyed the attention, especially as he got mentioned on Have I Got News For You.

[@borisradalovic1971]

12:26 is a normal occurrence in Wigan

[@zKuroi]

0:11 That’s spelt correctly lmao

[@mintlasagna]

There is no d in pigeon

[@zKuroi]

WAIT IM STUPID

[@DwarfPlanetMF]

It csn be spelt both ways I'm pretty sure Pidgeon and Pigeon because I see 'Pigeon' now but I used to see 'Pidgeon.' Or maybe it's spelt differently in different places 🤷‍♂️

[@kayleighos]

i really want a video full of angry people who’s bins didn’t get emptied. it’s like angry airline passengers but better

[@chincillabowyang6557]

5:54 why does the egg have foreskin

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

I love the photo of the people upset that people in spain were speaking spanish

[@tapititytap]

Theres a Chinese vaguely near me with a 1 food hygiene rating but the food is so good

[@999bucksfireresponse]

No context Britain may be the best series on youtube

[@Suzy24]

I think seagulls are more hated than pigeons 😂

[@jakerockznoodles]

That's because seagulls are legitimately a menace. They don't fear people at all and can be bloody vicious. Whenever I hear about birds having descended from Dinos I consider seagulls and think "yeah, sounds about right".

[@MaximumOvercricket]

14:10 I legit looked at that and said "oh! that's my alarm clock!" Then was sad because my alarm clock is almost an adult.

[@zeppelinshy]

12:40 its not portrait though

[@gamemasteroffun]

George describing humidify lmaooooooo Yeah bud we have that in the south, PLUS THE HEAT

[@fatherofthepigeons2854]

0:18 How dare you say that George, as Father of the pigeons I would like a formal written apology in the next 2 weeks or you will be sorry.

[@Rob_3s3]

Have em lad😡

[@fatherofthepigeons2854]

​@@Rob_3s3I'm going focking knock him out.

[@core_russell3869]

13:52 funny thing is, I once went on holiday to Porthcawl and ordered food to the caravan, well the Indian shop took 3 hours to arrive and by the time they came we had already ordered from another place, then they showed up while we was in the middle of eating a curry from the different place

[@JXWCLUB]

if people ain’t getting buried in the greggs sausage roll coffin .. they better know i’m not wastin my time at the funeral ..

[@me6664]

R/compoface is basically what that vudeo idea is

[@OmniversalInsect]

Shepherd's pie is top tier

[@shakentv4009]

the person ordering the safe and beans is obvs saving them for the nuclear event in fallout

[@panda_Anna]

Thank you, George. Thank you for 20 masterpieces

[@FullaEels]

10:10 that's edinburgh. I think the street is York Place, even. motorists on that road are mad punters, particularly since the tram goes up that road

[@sebbyl7672]

10 quid for toothpaste, I found a bottle of Smirnoff ( like a half size one to be fair) for that.

[@dmgroberts5471]

You can get the off-brand for even less. Hey, tastes the same in a Moscow Mule.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

The pencil thing was so funny as someone who studied illustration at uni, never stopped for me

[@barneyhero]

Now I need to wait for george to do a review on r/compoface

[@nealgrimes4382]

A Barm cake is a specific type of Bun i was brought up with in Lancashire. Barm is the name for left over yeast from brewing Beer.

[@brandonm8901]

I ate at an Indian restaurant for years and absolutely loved it. Turned out it had a food higiene rating of 1 but I never got sick

[@oli_gordon]

9:49 I think you are thinking of nascar when circle's are involved

[@MultiGerel]

12:33 bro said onimous

[@aaronmccarthy875]

The Smell of those pencil cases is nostalgic

[@yougoslavia]

Has anyone actually ever seen jellied eels irl? I live in the UK and I have never seen them. I feel like they were made up by someone as an attack against the UK.

[@dcarbs2979]

Monopoly counters originally came the inventor's charm bracelet. 0:40 That's why they're a weird collection of objects.

[@timecapsule.]

You should have a "No Context Britain" Playlist.

[@RPGLover87]

My favourite memory of bad food was when I went to get a cheese burger at a Fat Sams (incredibly cheap food place often open really late at night, often the only place open at those times) and noticed a slice of cheese just laying on a container on the shelf outside any kind of packaging, just draped across a take-out box thing. I mentioned it being all "Ooh, I bet that cheese slice has a story to tell" as a joke, and then took it and put it on my burger right in front of me. I did eat it and it didn't kill me, but I was in some way pleased to have given that cheese slice's story a happy ending. Also everyone knows that the best seat on a double decker bus is top deck, front row, left window seat.

[@nealgrimes4382]

It was probably a clean box and he had just got it out, to put this in context i used to go to a Takeaway that was closed down because they had Cats and Dogs in the freezer, i used to go in mostly to play scramble, but sometimes i would eat.

[@garthvader9916]

*right window seat FTFY!

[@zombieswalker]

Pure fear flashed across my face when I saw that mug of baked beans...

[@someonesomewherenew6628]

10:38 the calpol syringe think of the children

[@JustArchOnKick]

They are barms, not rolls.

[@oliversherman2414]

The fact that people call the news over this stuff is halarious XD 🤣😂

[@crab.78]

You don't have to push yourself to post every day if you don't want to, because no matter what we appreciate the work you put into making us happy

[@NotAchancefool]

Take your tongue out his arse. He's a KZbinr,,, that's his fúcking job

[@the_femboy_gravemind]

bro forgot to switch out of the robux scam account 💀

[@Valkyriee.16]

As a Formula 1 fan, the double decker bus racing looks fire icl

[@TheAnimeEnchanter]

I will never forgive Jamie Oliver for what he did to the turkey twizzler, the re-released version tastes like crap :(

[@AnonYMous-pv3py]

4:05 that's gonna be a stash tin that looks like a can of beans!