Miss Pauling Voice Lines

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All of Miss Pauling's voice Lines from TF2.
A few things worth noting.
-She is Creeped out by Scout.
-She treats pyro Like a child with anger problems.
-She seems to have a lot of "trust" for heavy.

[@chrisc3421]

vsauce, pauling here

[@interlamer7480]

Why? Do you want me to die? Cause I just fell out of my chair.

[@totallyaccuratepredictions9264]

drown

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"Hey Vsauce, Pauling here. I need to find my fingers. I thought of you."

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

What if you had a contract you could never complete?

[@70jcarbon]

Hey Vsauce, Pauling here. Where is the intelligence? It might seem like a simple question, I mean, it's right there. Or is it?

[@Collisto2435]

I love how Miss Pauling knows exactly how to talk to each mercenary to get them to get the work done.

[@TheFanciestPants]

she knows the ancient pyro language

[@grandmajojo5211]

She talks to pyro like he’s a little kid and I thought that was pretty accurate

[@combinemetrocop4213]

Medic is a bit offended. He can also read.

[@mrmo4569]

She knows them so well

[@YourKingPyro]

well it is her job

[@Marsoid_the_looooser]

It's so adorable that Miss Pauling talks to pyro like a little kid

[@spiltmilk0204]

she treats him like a little baby and it’s so adorable

[@theowhite525]

Maybe she actually knows what he sees

[@trexindominus8119]

Pryo is a child's brain in an arsonists body

[@Marsoid_the_looooser]

@@trexindominus8119 you've said it better than any of us ever could

[@ThePixelMasterYT]

Maybe its like those coat things in cartoons maybe there are 3 children inside of pyro

[@ragegamer2589]

7:19 Ms. Pauling Accidentally Pressed The E Button...

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Miss pauling is 10th class confirmed

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ I wish

[@denyhaguilar679]

"MEDIIC!!" "FAK YOU, MISS PAULING!"

[@brickbattlepro9862]

used the wrong emote

[@roby4504]

@@brickbattlepro9862 "emote"? Excuse me, this is Team Fortress 2, not Fortnite.

[@blomkhead2394]

0:25 Pauling: says something that mentions scout Scout: B o n e r

[@Refferixz]

Expand DOOIoOOOOoOOoOOOoOOOOOoOOoOOoOnNNnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnNNnNnnNbNBNBOOoOOOoOOOoOOOOoOOoOOOOoOOOOoONNNNNnNNNNnNNnnnnnnnnNNNNNnNnNneRR

[@ordersquamata930]

*Mario’s weiner just got a little bit harder*

[@williamsapong81]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@spiral8315]

*And so, I expand my dong*

[@ajh3461]

I need *something* done, fast. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jeffalong]

"Hey Pyro, *mmmphmmhmmphmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmm"* _She's speaking the language of the devil._

[@domenichiniivan8337]

She is doing a satanic ritual

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

Shes trying to speak pyro.

[@youseftjj9741]

@@harrisonofcolorado8886 r/woooosh

[@ncrtrooper4546]

@@youseftjj9741 r/facepalm

[@TheFinalFlesh]

@@youseftjj9741 that's not a wooosh dumbass

[@detroviolet326]

6:35 I need you to keep quiet on this. Then again you're always quiet" Literally 99% od Heavy's voicelines: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pyraffin]

Well I mean he isn't exactly saying words, and what she needs is someone who isn't a blabber mouth about whatever work he's done

[@gerardosajidgamezsanchez6962]

In the comics and the meet the Team videos, heavy is portrayed as really quiet and a really serious person.

[@ghaniKSW2]

Heavys minigun: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Unless its a tomislav

[@prototypenick8373]

@@ghaniKSW2 tomislavs are awesome, how do you get it?

[@ghaniKSW2]

@@prototypenick8373 i actually dont know lol

[@DaveZilla02]

5:07 "Engie, this job requires someone who can read. You're my only hope." I love this game's characters so goddamn much

[@Luigi_Main3752]

Heavys too busy I guess.

[@ardet7383]

​@Luigi_Main3752 yeah doesn't he have multiple literature degrees?

[@Regg002]

@@ardet7383 russian literature

[@ryryhc]

I assume medic can read too

[@FordoAtonal]

I would assume that Spy can also read

[@kanithebrakevan6989]

"Hey, Spy. I took care of that DNA test for you." DUDE.

[@vorpalweapon4814]

Dude.

[@7xdz]

DuDe,

[@Nachachus]

dUdE

[@gianni.5466]

D00D

[@gremlinton9815]

dцd3

[@Dysfunction2860]

"Demo it's your liver.........Nah just kidding it's Pauling. If I were your liver I would be screaming" Savage af Pauling lol XD

[@dirtkiller23]

Molly Perez Actually Demo's liver left from his body when he got a injection of water and food.(and liver was really angry at him).And it's came back again in Issue #6.

[@widedog3861]

"lung,go guard the rectum."

[@Densester]

The liver didnt leave the body, Demo's defense system just went apeshit because it hadnt consumed normal water and food for years.

[@goober604]

YT Gamer And then proceeded to turn his kidneys into a distillery.

[@vixxdaemon3874]

RIP Demo, we loved you

[@aitipsea3909]

Basically her interactions Scout: Oh my god shut up and listen Soldier: Do it for America! Pyro: Who's a good Pyro? You! Yes, you are! Demoman: I'm funny... right? Engineer: YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW I'm so sorry Heavy: Just do what you do all the time big guy Medic: So I heard you enjoy war crimes? Sniper: I need results and you are the most- whats the sound? Spy: Keep this to yourseld, alright? You are good at that

[@cccyanide3034]

Are you ... are you peeing in a jar right now ?

[@alerzex6921]

i can very much keep to myseld

[@louisgrissman4857]

I love the stink lines reference, cause thats why the car hit him... cause he stinks

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Demo, are you sober?

[@Halberds8122]

Also Miss Pauling to scout: we can work together if you finish this mission

[@lmaodotnet8188]

2:24 I love that she calls pyro “Buddy” as a sort of reference to his childlike imagination

[@ghostcoffee1099]

Or the fact that Pyro will kill everything in sight

[@justinthawsetmyo4173]

while he sees everyone like floating cupid babies, he is definetly going to see her like a mother if she keeps speaking like that.

[@pumpkinmaster5859]

​@@justinthawsetmyo4173pyro is a female

[@steamoreeno]

very adorable given pyro's... imagination

[@nickmilano2516]

@@steamoreenopyro sees him self as a parent in his imagination

[@Therealpresidentobama]

2:27 miss Pauling: mMmphmmph Pyro: starts to worry as she just threatened to single handily murder half of Africa

[@Therealpresidentobama]

Comrade Sam you can’t say the n word that racist

[@-NguyenKienHao-CA]

President Obama MMMmm

[@thecpg980]

MMPMMPMHHNPNPMMPNPNHNPMM

[@stonksboinz]

@@thecpg980 what do you mean you're going to raid Area 51 with hotdogs!?

[@AppleRick]

@@stonksboinz mpph mmhpppph hhm hpphhp (I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road)

[@Lucanoptek]

5:06 "Engi this job require someone who can read. You're my only hope." WOW THAT HURT

[@agentdelta569]

Voice Of Reason yeah, we know heavy and medic have doctorates, spy is clearly intelligent, demo has like 4 jobs so, he can *probably* read i dont see why pauling says engi is the only one who can read

[@Lucanoptek]

Agent Delta Who knows :p

[@lenzi5119]

ve lo m demos worse, he drinks and drugs himself

[@MajiriTadakichi]

+Zeus he mixes drinks with his live bomb ingredients

[@justinmarkrivera5092]

Voice Of Reason Rip medic

[@ThePengu_96]

Pauling: mmmmmpppmmmhhmpppppmpphh Pyro: WHY DO YOU WANT TO RESURRECT THE SOVIET UNION

[@Crazy_Rabbids]

2:28 Female pyro real voice revale xD

[@latro6205]

It's 1968 the soviet union didn't crash until 1990

[@thaiangquoc9505]

Heavy is happy

[@aen.1]

R U S S I A

[@Ksu8O8]

Lmao

[@thatoneguy1820]

When she tries to do a cowboy voice I can hear the engineer just thinking, “just stop. Please”

[@bayoft6692]

"Really?"

[@oldsport7148]

If that's engi then what is spy thinking for the give rare?

[@skell6134]

@@oldsport7148 He isnt happy about baguette jokes,lol

[@dutchvanderlinde8467]

It seems to me that Pyro thinks the same way when Miss Pauling talks to him like a child or tries to parody his muffled voice

[@TheMajorN]

6:32 "Heavy, I need you to keep quiet on this... Well... you're always quiet." *Me thinking about heavy in-game*: "YAAAAAAA" "CRY SOME MORE" "HEEEEH UUUAAAAAAAAA" "HAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA" "I AM BULLET-PROOOOOOF"

[@shawnttttroubleinterrorist8832]

TheMajorN lol

[@thisisaperfectname]

"POOTIS"

[@fink_rat]

True

[@cryena6474]

YATATATATATATATATATAKTKJBWEKENNM KABOOM- KAOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@parsakondori]

TheMajorN you forgot about YOU MAKE GOOD TEAM Or OM NOM OM Basically everything he says is loud

[@yukimabi5225]

Pauling - "MmmmphmmhmmphmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmm" Pyro - "how dare you, my mother is not a gymnast and she would never eat those things!"

[@ryebur7625]

Aa a fellow Warframe player.

[@pyro1436]

Wrong she said: wanna f**k spy

[@Username-jd2it]

Boiii. And Scout calls this woman "lady"

[@cloverlovania]

i can just imagine pyro doesn't understand a word she's saying, and is just like 'i will murder you, woman' like pyro has his own language and she's just speaking nonsense

[@pyro1436]

@@cloverlovania no I can understand her when she talks like that

[@skelejoe1658]

5:07 Engie, this job requires someone who can read. Your my only hope.

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

I’m dead

[@sr.cosmos1558]

So, engi is the only mercenary that can read?

[@macabweu7682]

@@sr.cosmos1558 Well no. Spy obviously can read. So can Medic. (Though they may not be able to read English. Which is probably what Pauling meant) Sniper can definitely read English as we know he went to School in Australia. Demoman probably can read English as well. Though it probably isn't worth much. Considering how drunk he is. Leaving Heavy Scout and Soldier. Scout is shown to not know how to read. And Soldier is just. Insane. Heavy kind of has a 50/50 chance that he can't even read Russian when you consider his backstory. But that one is up in the air.

[@Fedoreas]

@@macabweu7682 r/woosh

[@kacpernap2863]

@@macabweu7682 i cant woooosh you, since the effort you put into this so uh, good work, now i know!

[@TimeyWimey.]

I find it interesting how she respects heavy to a point where she doesn't try to joke with him much.

[@katonnor]

TimeyWimey even saying she has a job for him and Sasha going along with the fact he named and loves his gun

[@skell6134]

​@@katonnorHeavy gets enough jokes from domination lines XD

[@aggserp4340]

"Sniper, are you peeing in a jar right now?"

[@thatlunatic8649]

Ur profile pic suits so well

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Meet the jarate

[@arandomuser5202]

Yes

[@deadmeat356]

lol what defok

[@WilsonPercivalHiggsbury1921]

Pyro: DaFuq?

[@LineX240]

*Pauling here* *It's Pauling* *Scout pauling*

[@hehrhrthgthtgggrg4841]

Scout is pauling

[@unr3al_1]

The Scout is a pauling!

[@bigjfoodreviews]

No

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

Basically a female captain Price

[@thisthatthenutz2990]

Hey, soldier! is pauling

[@theredactediq-2467]

I like how she says "demo" and "engie" and even makes a comment about how saying "demoman" felt weird, love the details and references to the fan nick names

[@theredactediq-2467]

Quick note: she also says "heavy" instead of "heavy weapons guy"

[@retrolver]

soldier literally says "thanks, engie" after teleporting

[@laylaruan]

“Demo” and “Engie” are nicknames that came from lines in the game

[@skell6134]

​@@theredactediq-2467Game itself doesnt call Heavy as Heavy weapons guy anyway

[@Ubercentraltf2]

Soldier had referred to Engineer as “Engie” for the entirety of the game's existence when he uses a teleporter. And medic calls them Demo and Engie in the MvM voice lines. “Engie is dead!” - “Demo is dead!”

[@oferzilberman5049]

I like how with the rare contract lines she speaks more friendly

[@his-sa-yots2692]

She also speaks to the mercenaries in a certain that relates to how they act

[@Mart1n192]

And then there's "Demo, Pauling, I got a job that requieres no depth perception"

[@bendover8090]

"Spy you should wash that ski mask, like once. There's visible stink lines." Expiration date reference.

[@za_crispy]

AHAHAHHAAHA

[@asterolivine5367]

Thats why the car hit him

[@a.quicho2740]

Because he stinks

[@boilerforsale3941]

"Me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me"

[@cherrysoda4462]

“Me and the Eiffel Tower relaxing post-coitus...”

[@Leekodot15]

3:31 "Demo, it's your liver. ... I'm kidding, it's Miss Pauling. If I was your liver, I'd just be screaming." Haha

[@jamespilgrim3774]

One of my favs

[@Leekodot15]

Oh and apparently everyone loves this.

[@Leekodot15]

@@Robertwood84 wat

[@booder_2u]

*pauling

[@avocadox2730]

demos poor liver

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

Pauling: if i was you're liver id just be screaming Demo : *(

[@cheesepluschips]

.,(

[@Julio-it1pl]

° |

[@ragegamer2589]

¬_×

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

-_x

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

;-¶

[@ch0colatec0ff33]

I love his she speaks to each one differently, she really knows them Talking to soldier in patriotic terms, or using a much softer, almost baby voice for pyro. Calling out sniper for pissing in a jar, or trying to poke some fun with the character, using their accents

[@baitthewhoosh5739]

Except for heavy

[@mr.h1083]

@@baitthewhoosh5739 She talks to Heavy as the simple, stoic big guy that he is. To the point with very few words.

[@cambrica]

7:18 "MEDIIIC! That was... just an impression... in bad taste now that i think about it i guess the people screaming that are usually... you know, dying" No they're 1 hp below max

[@rachetix2077]

*mashes E furiously*

[@Alex-rn3jv]

Scout:gets 1hp falling damage Scout:MEDIC MEDIC CMON DOC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC

[@Dero_Zero]

Or you know, they have overheal/you are healing them

[@nivaldoschmiedel8245]

It happens all the time

[@swoshy9475]

Yes

[@Sonik644]

*HEEEEEY PYRO YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, YES YOU DID, YES YOU DIIIID! GOLD STAR FOR YOUUUUU SUCH A GOOD PYRO*

[@thatmaskeddude4515]

Is pyro secretly a dog? :3

[@ilikecapybaras6806]

Pyro is a good boye

[@EpicBladez-ji1kp]

Mhh

[@jkrai9684]

Pyro is the best boy

[@jkrai9684]

Or girl

[@spotliker123]

0:28 "Scout, first, no to whatever you're about to ask." LMAOOO I LOVE MISS PAULING'S ENERGYYY

[@ethanp3510]

"Hey Pyro, I need this done quitely." She says to the guy with the flamethrower. "Heavy, I need this quiet. Well, you're always quiet." *Revs gun loudly*

[@Potato_tomato47]

To be fair heavy can just fullforce ear clap someone to kill them

[@obi-wankenobi1233]

Well, Heavy is quite quiet off the battlefield, like in Expiration Date or the comics.

[@braziloverheavenascension3600]

She basically want heavy to use tomislav

[@gaabrrable]

I love how she just plays along with Soldiers delusions

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

The smart approach, if anything :)

[@conservativedemocracyenjoyer]

I wonder what his cardboard friends are like

[@florintinau9979]

@@conservativedemocracyenjoyer *SOLDIERS THAT WONT FEAR EVEN DEATH ITSELF*

[@dinanikto]

She's not They're real Right?

[@glitch6183]

Pyro rare interactions are cute tbh

[@streethalo]

0:25 to Scout: "I need something done fast... I thought of you." Cold.

[@mfrommi6593]

Why, I dont get it?

[@snawball5926]

M from MI6, you are too young then

[@mfrommi6593]

@@snawball5926 18 yo. Too young? Maybe, dunno

[@snawball5926]

M from MI6, he cum to quick

[@mfrommi6593]

@@snawball5926 frick Zanks btw

[@BeyondBaito]

Miss Pauling honestly sounds like a character from the 2000s sent back to 1950

[@californiaball2599]

tbh considering the nature of the tf2 world and lore, that wouldn’t be surprising.

[@delusion5867]

@@californiaball2599 There is 1 tf2 comic with a time-travelling engineer from 1999

[@777taconightmareXD]

I love how miss Pauling is so respectful about their quirks, backgrounds, and even possible disabilities. The way she talks to Pyro makes me so happy.

[@chillingchill6823]

She made fun of them

[@musicaman8683]

Respectful, but when she talks to scout she just wants him to shut up lol

[@Yukuaki0202]

Pauling making muffling sounds to pyro as she's speaking his language is hilarious lmao

[@ragequit_taco_gaming]

As a Pyro main I love to hear these voice clips when I respawn, something about that "hey buddy" is really adorable

[@birdsnestisstupid]

Ms. Pauling voice actor: So how long am I staying overnight today?

[@Ashquacks]

It's Ashly Burch, you should see her role in Life is Strange..

[@ADSS_APOLLO]

Valve: yes.

[@princejohnneyfan]

Brian Nguyen before I look it up, I’m assuming she’s Chloe because I can totally hear it

[@goldengifts3830]

Brian Nguyen OH, I FELT LIKE I KNEW THAT VOICE FROM SOMEWHERE

[@marsmonke4160]

She also is on a lot of games

[@davie1560]

"Don't worry Soldier sex isn't real, Scout was lying."

[@hobooffthestreet]

Then explain Spy doing my mom.

[@b2o_yori]

ｓｏｌｉｄｅｒ

[@mrvidyas]

THANK GOD

[@hotdownmeltdown969]

Can you show me the time?

[@e-cap1239]

THANK GOD

[@shocck1]

I love the idea that Engi is literally the only one who can read

[@ccont6687]

i’m sure medic can read to some extent

[@drnorse3243]

probably also heavy, since i think he has a phd in russian literature

[@Serminator30]

And Soldier who is a Lawyer

[@montamare8116]

Id be shocked if spy couldn't read

[@shocck1]

@@drnorse3243 well yeah, but reading english

[@sansboi5152]

0:40 "Scout, it's Pauling. Whatever stupid thing you're doing stop it." Ms. Pauling

[@legendairycheese3530]

Wait... hes doing Miss Pauling?

[@danoobfansbr7501]

Legendairy cheesecake LMAO

[@dr.omeganebula1529]

@@legendairycheese3530 Bro! no one ever said that!! Lmao

[@legendairycheese3530]

@@dr.omeganebula1529 well sans my boi here said Ms Pauling after he finished his quote so that made me think he was saying Scout was *doing* Ms Pauling

[@weirdmovies1113]

666th like

[@Adawnby]

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Miss Pauling says: "Pauling"

[@gkpoo1773]

You wouldnt even last a minute

[@juberonthefuckingduber8127]

heyzsjmd djfnska whzyd shf

[@Luke-li5gj]

KWatt if you took part in this drinking game you'd be as drunk as the demoman.

[@doobaj]

127 shots

[@thegreatmonacage3782]

Luke Dunckley Not possible lad

[@itexplodes3824]

I love how she comes off as really liking the mercs while also being fairly socially awkward. She tries to match their energies and get the job done. She's a good woman. Aside from the murder.

[@JaneGirlGamer]

3:19 Only Pauling could get away with a mom joke

[@lynxhunter]

Spy:

[@rost123lav]

@@lynxhunterhe isn’t joking tho lmao

[@purpleapple4052]

It's comic canon that Demo's mum actually is angry at him "not working enough" and not being fully blind yet

[@william9504]

"Scout it's Pauling. I need something done fast, I thought of you" Insult or compliment?

[@thebiolibrary5572]

William that's called a Complisault. Just kidding I got that TDWT.

[@originalname8511]

William hehehe

[@aggserp4340]

Hahahaha

[@austiblaze_it9832]

William He's the fastest merc in the game, and she wants somthing done fast.

[@originalname8511]

Austiblaze _it you don't get it so you?

[@danielmclatchie2053]

8:10 “Sniper, Pauling” “What’s that sound” “...” “Are you-“ “Are you peeing in a jar right now?” What happened to the whole “professionals have standards” thing?

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Sniper is a human too...

[@danielmclatchie2053]

SharaShaymin Yeah, I get that. It’s just that I’m not convinced professionals pee in jars and use it as a weapon

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

@@danielmclatchie2053 ...Fair enough.

[@awesomesausome1557]

@@danielmclatchie2053 Jarate! The jar based Karate

[@x_cross9248]

Thats a VERY high standard my guy

[@user-en4eo1cc4t]

5:07 "Engi, this job requires someone who can read....You are my only hope" Spy , Sniper and Medic: I am a joke to you?

[@nplt8392]

Heavy literally has a PhD in russian literature

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

heavy too

[@Lucky-132]

Scout has been seen reading

[@_TeaForTwo]

@@Lucky-132 scout knows how to read, but in a kindergarten level

[@kaiserfranzjoseph9311]

and heavy

[@thebugbear9198]

2:27 Pyro: (wondering why Pauling said the n word)

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

4:01 “Demoman it’s Pauling, I’ve got work i-...demoman?...that sounds weird.” “Does anyone actually call you that? Let’sgobacktoDemo.” *Demoman will remember that*

[@oceanstarch]

friendship decreased by 1

[@chocolatebrowniesreal]

*black Scottish cyclops will remember that*

[@josee.zapata743]

Heavy calls him Demoman in MvM when demo dies

[@grucketts4471]

@@josee.zapata743 D E M O M A A N I S SPY

[@memiix]

It went from demolitions Man to just demo

[@LogisticSleet8]

pauling is so nice to pyro. i love it

[@evieinfinite]

Bowser Main more like pity

[@rig7977]

Eevee Infinite Cause alot probably fear him

[@schuymac2639]

Zeb no its his stupid goggles on him

[@anunc]

...death

[@za_crispy]

@@rig7977 she wouldn't. she's really tough. I don't think she would be scared of pyro.

[@yakuzamane1541]

"Scout, its Pauling. I'm home alone"

[@cookiefarmer2087]

Double jump go brrrr

[@hobooffthestreet]

**jazz music stops**

[@legenddairy0]

*BABY FACE BLASTER INTENSIFIES*

[@WilbosMoon]

Bonk!

[@aaronking2020]

*Holy music stops* *Saxophone music intensifies*

[@noreeaki]

I like how Pauling treats Pyro like a child, that’s cute

[@trexindominus8119]

He is a child in a arsonists body

[@Fs_ailure]

made likes 200

[@cyanthegojifan]

I love how pauling acts like pyro is a little child

[@superluckyandroid9449]

It's the goggles that make him that way, so yeah

[@lordlammi1562]

He may as well be one.

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

Dude basically is one.

[@purple-glitchy-hair3286]

A child that can start a forest fire with ease

[@feganfloop3161]

Purple-glitchy-hair :3 so my sister?

[@mega5899]

Miss Pauling: **gives Pyro a rare contract** Also Miss Pauling: *Babysitter mode*

[@irrelevant_channel]

😂😂😂💃😂😂😂

[@chillinpug]

true

[@Tyzombie0723]

I mean he’s an arsonist and he’s clinically insane so yeah

[@NuvolaEletrica]

Initiating pyrovision.

[@chrissgoji6624]

Pyro its a kiddo

[@Vinyl-Syrup]

The way she talks to each of them uniquely to encourage them to do their jobs (mainly with rare contracts)

[@seaweeed1383]

9:11 “I have a job for you, yes?... Oui?... Baguette-“

[@highsoldier420]

“Heavy you’re probably busy killing....everything but I’ve got work” Heavy: pootis

[@pt6519]

PoW HAhA

[@someone2586]

@@Manuel-ek2cf i'M dEaD

[@ifoundbeans6970]

*nOm NoM nOm-*

[@thelegendarypootisman3]

Huh?

[@vyn0462]

@@Manuel-ek2cf No Big Surprise

[@wingless__]

"Just kidding, if I was your liver I would be screaming."

[@deputyrook6232]

almost as disrespectful as the classes themselves

[@pheebo4831]

there was also a line from spy that said "I only finished what your liver started"

[@deputyrook6232]

personnaly, i prefer "here's what i have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!"

[@magnusm4]

Ach look who's crawlin back. I never turly left ye. Ah know liver Demoman talking to his liver in the latest comic

[@craftboy338]

TheWinglessArtist I read that right as she said it O_o

[@chaoticfell]

2:34 “I hope I had a job... ‘cos I have job” Pyro listening to Miss Pauling talking about Vietnam War:

[@YesNo-bi1bw]

Miss.Pauling is so wholesome with the "success" voice lines.

[@thatguy763]

I love the fact that Miss Pauling speaks everyone in their language. Like how she speaks to soldier in a patriotic way.

[@CrinklyLawyer73]

Yep

[@lunarepsilon]

And how she talks to Pyro like a 2 year old

[@alpharius3661]

They way she is able to mesh with everyone on the team shows that she is a great leader for team fortress becuase she understands them. Especially pyro which is just adorable

[@TheyTookStrawb]

@@alpharius3661 but also fucked up in a way

[@requiem165]

Agreed lol

[@D_037]

0:37 "Hey, Scout? I need you..." Scout: Infinite bonk

[@AppleRick]

*infinite bang*

[@theratman6718]

Expand bonk

[@steamedpings4889]

Hehe Bat go *B O N K*

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

M A N N M I L K

[@bladefiles5240]

BOOOOIIIII

[@paperthin1780]

4:58 "Hey engi, you have anything on your shop that can liquidify... 80 bodies? My super shredder us backed up"

[@YourAverageProgrammerx]

9:07 the best one

[@madam-mint]

Agreed

[@RedAme-tp7xq]

Every time Pauling is like saying good job to pyro i just imagine her giving him a lollipop as payment XD

[@tenacityxl]

Az Doodles bro I would work for her if she did this

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

as well as a balloon and a gold star.

[@peanutgallery5427]

As he wipes the ashes of the people he just burnt down off his goggles

[@neopolitan21]

No,not a lollipop.The reward would be the LOLLICHOP!

[@zizan2071]

But they get paid more per contract then we will have in all of life

[@tannerj1557]

0:37 "Hey, scout, I need you.. I-I mean for.. this"

[@donnovandalusong266]

the *Shiped* has sailed

[@e_ven_eve2593]

Donnovan Dalusong While it never actually has been confirmed, Miss Pauling might be a lesbian.

[@donnovandalusong266]

Bleugh Trash welp *Shiped* has canceled 😭

[@chaosinc.382]

That's the attitude of a quitter, Donnovan

[@snivy5307]

tsundere confirmed.

[@specnon1740]

3:47 Demo? Demo you there? Pauling. Demo? DEMO?

[@giulzeyy]

I’m surprised no one is talking about how Ms Pauling is extremely nice to Pyro for the rare contracts.

[@hatkid9368]

"n o o n e"

[@kneecaps-b-gone]

Pyro has a very child like mind, as seen in meet the pyro, so it makes sense that she would talk to him like a kid.

[@heavyweaponsscout9990]

@@kneecaps-b-gone i just think thats his coping mechanism...

[@Blade_wolf729]

@@heavyweaponsscout9990 no its a man.co mask it fucks up his vision

[@heavyweaponsscout9990]

@@Blade_wolf729 but it could also have further symbolism. Mmm, but considering this is tf2 were talking about, i probably shouldnt try to analyze this further.

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

Ms. Pauling is such a dork, I love her.

[@birdsnestisstupid]

*Scout would like to know your location*

[@AdamDeOldSport]

Dad: _why is scout here?_

[@neonsolace2748]

She needs to go back to the chess club Yes she was in the chess club

[@goldengifts3830]

Same,

[@TFNCP]

@@neonsolace2748 miss howard

[@YannisBang]

3:31 Demo its your liver. I'm kidding it's miss pauling, if i was your liver i just be screaming Best Joke form Miss Pauling

[@flying_gorilla8069]

Ouch

[@YannisBang]

@@flying_gorilla8069 Yes indeed if you were his liver it would hurt a lot

[@bluberry3297]

I laughed so hard when i heard it

[@joao2479]

This one made me actually laugh

[@mammaspojke9813]

I actually laughed out loud when I heard this

[@Crimsonking741]

They put so much character into her, I love it.

[@Numbers225]

pauling's social abilities are actually very impressive

[@moistygibs]

"Soldier, its Pauling son, your country needs you." Indeed we need him, rest in peace soldier, we will forever be your maggots.

[@sonicthehedgehogsanickirkm1844]

Y E S!

[@birdsnestisstupid]

Yes sir!

[@greyperrin5929]

🥺

[@lockheed6859]

Golden Turtle. Dude I thought you said we will forever be in your maggots

[@moistygibs]

@@lockheed6859 Lol, I mean, if you love Rick May that much, you could?

[@shortsentral]

2:28. I can speak fluent Pyro. Allow me to translate. “Let’s get those nasty snail sucking, sentry sapping baguettes and turn em in to French fries.”

[@johngr1747]

respect

[@kechapper]

As a pyro main and one of the fluent pyro speakers that you're 100% right

[@kidsrogers8705]

Indeed

[@LyzzaVirus]

@@kechapper same, also hello fellow pyro main

[@cinnamontoastboi4017]

Wait pyro is TRANSLATABLE?

[@fourteenthdoctor]

1:33 i love this one specific voiceline

[@bexxebu5913]

I love how when she says she needs something done, Pauling only says it once to pyro, but twice to scout. She trusts pyro, a pyromaniac with an unknown history, to be more silent than scout.

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

to be fair, pyro has a mask

[@OrdinaryManner]

"Hi Pyro! I need something i need you to do, Okay buddy?" *Later...* *_Multiple different types of screaming and smoke flying in the air_*

[@thelastlordguy4311]

im doing a gud job

[@kokeech]

*_Hudda Hudda Hud_*

[@LowkeyJouta]

*Mmmmphhhhhh mmmmmmmpphhhh intensifies*

[@newzoran3624]

Its funny becouse this played while I was reading the comments.

[@LyzzaVirus]

Hudda hudda hudda

[@zest6542]

Demo, its your liver. Just kidding if I was your liver id be screaming. I cried.

[@KiWASANATiON]

8:10 "Sniper, Pauling. What's that sound? Are you- *Are you peeing in a jar right now..?"*

[@willymillynilly4501]

“Scout, Pauling. I need something done fast, I thought of you.” I love how she uses his crush on her to get work done.

[@coupgh]

"demo? its your liver. just kidding, if i was your liver i would be screaming"

[@vixxdaemon3874]

She is roasting queen

[@anintruder477]

"I need a job that requires killing people and blowing up everything else" Demoman can do that best when DRUNK

[@joed2431]

Allll to true

[@Hamantha]

Ouch

[@howardthemoose3526]

I wish Miss Pauling actually had more roles in the game than just in one update filled with contracts.

[@anonanon3738]

*two updates

[@Boooo]

Maybe three now that the pyro update will have contracts (I think).

[@dipshittylerbitch]

Miss Pauling should be the 10th class! She has a gun already, and she's been shown using some of the mercenaries weapons too, such as the shotgun. And she could have the fire axe as a melee. It'd be perfect!

[@dipshittylerbitch]

BooMan It has been stated that it will have contracts, but they're redoing the way they make the contracts, so it's kind of a choose your own adventure thing

[@Boooo]

Alright yeah I thought I heard about something like that, I just wonder if they're keeping the pauling voice lines for them.

[@robinnohood5557]

"Scout, I'm assuming you're talking right now, please stop."

[@ChanelllFAKE]

6:52 she just keep spamming E😂

[@JC-oo5iy]

*I T S P A U L I N G*

[@hsms8449]

I H A V E A J O B F O R Y O U

[@cheekstar456]

M E D I C K

[@rebull8262]

PAULING HERE

[@ohno712]

*P A U L I N G*

[@JoshyTheSobble]

*H E R E*

[@randomizer6000]

Yo, pass the aux cord. “You best not be playing trash.” “SCOUT, PAULING HERE.”

[@dengc8973]

pauling: Mmmmphmmhmmp pyro: *wonders why miss pauling asked him to rebuild the soviet union using cheetos*

[@ElevatorGuy69]

Seems about right Except cheese

[@kevinwillems8720]

*wives scab more since the Soviet Union is still around according to the lore*

[@bluelightstudios6191]

3:37 Miss Pauling: "Demo its Pauling, if your not dead I've got work for you" *Demoman: just got headshotted, burned alive, blown apart and is being tea bagged by an army of snotty spys*

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

you forgot random crit

[@Dan42762]

Miss Pauline:people who scream medic are usually dying Me: yeah ok let's go with that

[@lordsupersucc]

IKR I AS A MEDIC MAIN HAVE TO DEAL WITH IDIOTS WHO SCREAM FOR HELP WHILE IM HEALING SOMEONE WITH 25 HEALTH WHILE THEY HAVE 120 SOMETHING HEALTH AND EVEN FOR A HEAVY THATS OK I AM TIRED OF THESE IMBECILES

[@lukadinicc2229]

Mlg Darth Vader dont need to get in that problem if you use crusader's crossbow.Just shot them once and ignore them later

[@bluepearl6368]

King Alpaca SAME

[@loosepickle2917]

I have had good team mates die because one special ass hole called my name.

[@mintxeye5149]

Shook Dice That's why I always look at the Sign/Speech Bubble sort of thing that appears on the screen whenever someone calls for Medic. Is it white, they probably haven't lost any health, or just a bit. Then I care about the ones that actually need healing first. If it's very close to red or red, then I'll search for them

[@bigyoshi5937]

The rare ones are just.. just... *Beautiful*

[@yuyukooyunda7476]

Hey pyro, mmpphmmph

[@xolagix]

Baguette? Oui?

[@LightSourceYT]

Thats why they're rare

[@corbeaudejugement]

HOWDY PARTNER! I’M...so sorry

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

MEEDIIIC! That was..just an impression.

[@cosmicdynamite2784]

Love how well Pauling knows Scout before call Also the Demoman jokes are on point

[@waou]

4:37 "Hey engie, interested in some extra work?" *Engie will remember that....*

[@largeoctahedron]

Me at 10pm: I should go to sleep Me at 3am: *P A U L I N G H E R E*

[@wisho-st8rp]

6am

[@LukeBeadles]

Oh god me right now

[@exokuroyt]

Its 3am now

[@corbanoT.V.]

Avi Maru I’m literally looking at this at 3 AM

[@dreggman4685]

4 AM , god i need to sleep more

[@freshprinceofsolaire.2123]

"This one requires no depth perception... you in?" That's why I love this game.

[@anintruder477]

someone should make a mod which makes it impossible to perceive any depth when playing as Demo

[@bolturshu]

@@anintruder477 I remember watching a video like that actually

[@Gravity_studioss]

As a Pyromain I actually really loved Miss Pauling for being nice to my favourite character and also for being the only person with a normal mental health in Tf2, but then I saw how coldblooded she was in Experation date and gelt really strange

[@itexplodes3824]

Cold-blooded?

[@ajwest5569]

Pauling calling Soldier "son" is somehow very endearing

[@shirt9140]

5:36 *HOWDY PARDNER, I'M-* SO sorry for that.

[@derickiam9958]

When that nice person tries to do something rude but takes it back immediately

[@Migixkem]

Perfect timing again

[@electrokyo9684]

That quote right there reminds me of Jaiden Animations

[@Chill_lxrd]

Luckily she said sorry, the engineer finished up his sentry

[@RexOrbis]

7:25 "The people screaming that are usually dying" You wish, you wish...

[@marinusjohn7690]

Rex Orbis Yeah! Being surounded by Scouts on 120 health repeatedly scraming "Medic! Doc!Come on Doc!" Is one of the worst Feelings when you know there are Heavys , soldiers , Demos, maybe even Pyros Out there who Need your Help but you've gotta heal those idiots (SCHWEINHUNDS!) First.

[@plbster]

or that soldier your healing who can't do anything unless he has 300 hp at all times and calls for medic when TWO medics are healing him

[@lucidictt]

scout be like: omg she’s actually talking to me ❤❤❤❤

[@fatalos6855]

Pauling - Mmmmmmhhmmmmmm ! What Pyro ears : I met God today. Tomorrow, you shall meet what's left of Him.

[@Crazy_Rabbids]

2:28 Female pyro real voice

[@theowhite525]

Wait he hears ears?

[@that_one_shark6887]

shes trying so hard to relate to all the classes god bless

[@Pixelusually]

It's working

[@Blade_wolf729]

Yes she is being relatable