Miss Pauling Voice Lines

[@chrisc3421]

vsauce, pauling here

[@interlamer7480]

Why? Do you want me to die? Cause I just fell out of my chair.

[@totallyaccuratepredictions9264]

drown

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"Hey Vsauce, Pauling here. I need to find my fingers. I thought of you."

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

What if you had a contract you could never complete?

[@70jcarbon]

Hey Vsauce, Pauling here. Where is the intelligence? It might seem like a simple question, I mean, it's right there. Or is it?

[@Collisto2435]

I love how Miss Pauling knows exactly how to talk to each mercenary to get them to get the work done.

[@TheFanciestPants]

she knows the ancient pyro language

[@grandmajojo5211]

She talks to pyro like he’s a little kid and I thought that was pretty accurate

[@combinemetrocop4213]

Medic is a bit offended. He can also read.

[@mrmo4569]

She knows them so well

[@YourKingPyro]

well it is her job

[@jeffalong]

"Hey Pyro, *mmmphmmhmmphmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmm"* _She's speaking the language of the devil._

[@domenichiniivan8337]

She is doing a satanic ritual

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

Shes trying to speak pyro.

[@youseftjj9741]

@@harrisonofcolorado8886 r/woooosh

[@ncrtrooper4546]

@@youseftjj9741 r/facepalm

[@TheFinalFlesh]

@@youseftjj9741 that's not a wooosh dumbass

[@aitipsea3909]

Basically her interactions Scout: Oh my god shut up and listen Soldier: Do it for America! Pyro: Who's a good Pyro? You! Yes, you are! Demoman: I'm funny... right? Engineer: YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW I'm so sorry Heavy: Just do what you do all the time big guy Medic: So I heard you enjoy war crimes? Sniper: I need results and you are the most- whats the sound? Spy: Keep this to yourseld, alright? You are good at that

[@cccyanide3034]

Are you ... are you peeing in a jar right now ?

[@alerzex6921]

i can very much keep to myseld

[@louisgrissman4857]

I love the stink lines reference, cause thats why the car hit him... cause he stinks

[@NotRemmyCormo]

Demo, are you sober?

[@Halberds8122]

Also Miss Pauling to scout: we can work together if you finish this mission

[@kanithebrakevan6989]

"Hey, Spy. I took care of that DNA test for you." DUDE.

[@vorpalweapon4814]

Dude.

[@7xdz]

DuDe,

[@Nachachus]

dUdE

[@gianni.5466]

D00D

[@gremlinton9815]

dцd3

[@Dysfunction2860]

"Demo it's your liver.........Nah just kidding it's Pauling. If I were your liver I would be screaming" Savage af Pauling lol XD

[@dirtkiller23]

Molly Perez Actually Demo's liver left from his body when he got a injection of water and food.(and liver was really angry at him).And it's came back again in Issue #6.

[@widedog3861]

"lung,go guard the rectum."

[@Densester]

The liver didnt leave the body, Demo's defense system just went apeshit because it hadnt consumed normal water and food for years.

[@goober604]

YT Gamer And then proceeded to turn his kidneys into a distillery.

[@vixxdaemon3874]

RIP Demo, we loved you

[@LineX240]

*Pauling here* *It's Pauling* *Scout pauling*

[@CragglesnaggClobberbottom]

Scout is pauling

[@unr3al_1]

The Scout is a pauling!

[@bigjfoodreviews]

No

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

Basically a female captain Price

[@thisthatthenutz2990]

Hey, soldier! is pauling

[@Marsoid_the_looooser]

It's so adorable that Miss Pauling talks to pyro like a little kid

[@spiltmilk0204]

she treats him like a little baby and it’s so adorable

[@theowhite525]

Maybe she actually knows what he sees

[@trexindominus8119]

Pryo is a child's brain in an arsonists body

[@Marsoid_the_looooser]

@@trexindominus8119 you've said it better than any of us ever could

[@ThePixelMasterYT]

Maybe its like those coat things in cartoons maybe there are 3 children inside of pyro

[@william9504]

"Scout it's Pauling. I need something done fast, I thought of you" Insult or compliment?

[@thebiolibrary5572]

William that's called a Complisault. Just kidding I got that TDWT.

[@originalname8511]

William hehehe

[@aggserp4340]

Hahahaha

[@austiblaze_it9832]

William He's the fastest merc in the game, and she wants somthing done fast.

[@originalname8511]

Austiblaze _it you don't get it so you?

[@yukimabi5225]

Pauling - "MmmmphmmhmmphmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmm" Pyro - "how dare you, my mother is not a gymnast and she would never eat those things!"

[@ryebur7625]

Aa a fellow Warframe player.

[@pyro1436]

Wrong she said: wanna f**k spy

[@Username-jd2it]

Boiii. And Scout calls this woman "lady"

[@cloverlovania]

i can just imagine pyro doesn't understand a word she's saying, and is just like 'i will murder you, woman' like pyro has his own language and she's just speaking nonsense

[@pyro1436]

@@cloverlovania no I can understand her when she talks like that

[@Lucanoptek]

5:06 "Engi this job require someone who can read. You're my only hope." WOW THAT HURT

[@agentdelta569]

Voice Of Reason yeah, we know heavy and medic have doctorates, spy is clearly intelligent, demo has like 4 jobs so, he can *probably* read i dont see why pauling says engi is the only one who can read

[@Lucanoptek]

Agent Delta Who knows :p

[@lenzi5119]

ve lo m demos worse, he drinks and drugs himself

[@MajiriTadakichi]

+Zeus he mixes drinks with his live bomb ingredients

[@justinmarkrivera5092]

Voice Of Reason Rip medic

[@DaveZilla02]

5:07 "Engie, this job requires someone who can read. You're my only hope." I love this game's characters so goddamn much

[@Luigi_Main3752]

Heavys too busy I guess.

[@ardet7383]

​@Luigi_Main3752 yeah doesn't he have multiple literature degrees?

[@Regg002]

@@ardet7383 russian literature

[@ryryhc]

I assume medic can read too

[@FordoAtonal]

I would assume that Spy can also read

[@blomkhead2394]

0:25 Pauling: says something that mentions scout Scout: B o n e r

[@heckfok]

Expand DOOIoOOOOoOOoOOOoOOOOOoOOoOOoOnNNnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnNNnNnnNbNBNBOOoOOOoOOOoOOOOoOOoOOOOoOOOOoONNNNNnNNNNnNNnnnnnnnnNNNNNnNnNneRR

[@ordersquamata930]

*Mario’s weiner just got a little bit harder*

[@williamsapong81]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@spiral8315]

*And so, I expand my dong*

[@ajh3461]

I need *something* done, fast. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Sonik644]

*HEEEEEY PYRO YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, YES YOU DID, YES YOU DIIIID! GOLD STAR FOR YOUUUUU SUCH A GOOD PYRO*

[@thatmaskeddude4515]

Is pyro secretly a dog? :3

[@ilikecapybaras6806]

Pyro is a good boye

[@EpicBladez-ji1kp]

Mhh

[@jkrai9684]

Pyro is the best boy

[@jkrai9684]

Or girl

[@Therealpresidentobama]

2:27 miss Pauling: mMmphmmph Pyro: starts to worry as she just threatened to single handily murder half of Africa

[@Therealpresidentobama]

Comrade Sam you can’t say the n word that racist

[@-NguyenKienHao-CA]

President Obama MMMmm

[@thecpg980]

MMPMMPMHHNPNPMMPNPNHNPMM

[@StonksNZ]

@@thecpg980 what do you mean you're going to raid Area 51 with hotdogs!?

[@AppleRick]

@@StonksNZ mpph mmhpppph hhm hpphhp (I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road)

[@ragegamer2589]

7:19 Ms. Pauling Accidentally Pressed The E Button...

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Miss pauling is 10th class confirmed

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ I wish

[@denyhaguilar679]

"MEDIIC!!" "FAK YOU, MISS PAULING!"

[@brickbattlepro9862]

used the wrong emote

[@roby4504]

@@brickbattlepro9862 "emote"? Excuse me, this is Team Fortress 2, not Fortnite.

[@thatguy763]

I love the fact that Miss Pauling speaks everyone in their language. Like how she speaks to soldier in a patriotic way.

[@CrinklyLawyer73]

Yep

[@lunarepsilon]

And how she talks to Pyro like a 2 year old

[@alpharius3661]

They way she is able to mesh with everyone on the team shows that she is a great leader for team fortress becuase she understands them. Especially pyro which is just adorable

[@TheyTookStrawb]

@@alpharius3661 but also fucked up in a way

[@requiem165]

Agreed lol

[@cambrica]

7:18 "MEDIIIC! That was... just an impression... in bad taste now that i think about it i guess the people screaming that are usually... you know, dying" No they're 1 hp below max

[@rachetix2077]

*mashes E furiously*

[@Alex-rn3jv]

Scout:gets 1hp falling damage Scout:MEDIC MEDIC CMON DOC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC

[@Dero_Zero]

Or you know, they have overheal/you are healing them

[@nivaldoschmiedel8245]

It happens all the time

[@swoshy9475]

Yes

[@TheMajorN]

6:32 "Heavy, I need you to keep quiet on this... Well... you're always quiet." *Me thinking about heavy in-game*: "YAAAAAAA" "CRY SOME MORE" "HEEEEH UUUAAAAAAAAA" "HAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA" "I AM BULLET-PROOOOOOF"

[@shawnttttroubleinterrorist8832]

TheMajorN lol

[@thisisaperfectname]

"POOTIS"

[@fink_rat]

True

[@cryena6474]

YATATATATATATATATATAKTKJBWEKENNM KABOOM- KAOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@parsakondori]

TheMajorN you forgot about YOU MAKE GOOD TEAM Or OM NOM OM Basically everything he says is loud

[@TimeyWimey.]

I find it interesting how she respects heavy to a point where she doesn't try to joke with him much.

[@katonnor]

TimeyWimey even saying she has a job for him and Sasha going along with the fact he named and loves his gun

[@skell6134]

​@@katonnorHeavy gets enough jokes from domination lines XD

[@LogisticSleet8]

pauling is so nice to pyro. i love it

[@evieinfinite]

Bowser Main more like pity

[@rig7977]

Eevee Infinite Cause alot probably fear him

[@schuymac2639]

Zeb no its his stupid goggles on him

[@anunc]

...death

[@za_crispy]

@@rig7977 she wouldn't. she's really tough. I don't think she would be scared of pyro.

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

Ms. Pauling is such a dork, I love her.

[@birdsnestisstupid]

*Scout would like to know your location*

[@AdamDeOldSport]

Dad: _why is scout here?_

[@neonsolace2748]

She needs to go back to the chess club Yes she was in the chess club

[@goldengifts3830]

Same,

[@TFNCP]

@@neonsolace2748 miss howard

[@gaabrrable]

I love how she just plays along with Soldiers delusions

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

The smart approach, if anything :)

[@conservativedemocracyenjoyer]

I wonder what his cardboard friends are like

[@florintinau9979]

@@conservativedemocracyenjoyer *SOLDIERS THAT WONT FEAR EVEN DEATH ITSELF*

[@dinanikto]

She's not They're real Right?

[@glitch6183]

Pyro rare interactions are cute tbh

[@thatoneguy1820]

When she tries to do a cowboy voice I can hear the engineer just thinking, “just stop. Please”

[@bayoft6692]

"Really?"

[@oldsport7148]

If that's engi then what is spy thinking for the give rare?

[@skell6134]

@@oldsport7148 He isnt happy about baguette jokes,lol

[@dutchvanderlinde8467]

It seems to me that Pyro thinks the same way when Miss Pauling talks to him like a child or tries to parody his muffled voice

[@danielmclatchie2053]

8:10 “Sniper, Pauling” “What’s that sound” “...” “Are you-“ “Are you peeing in a jar right now?” What happened to the whole “professionals have standards” thing?

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Sniper is a human too...

[@danielmclatchie2053]

SharaShaymin Yeah, I get that. It’s just that I’m not convinced professionals pee in jars and use it as a weapon

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

@@danielmclatchie2053 ...Fair enough.

[@awesomesausome1557]

@@danielmclatchie2053 Jarate! The jar based Karate

[@x_cross9248]

Thats a VERY high standard my guy

[@sansboi5152]

0:40 "Scout, it's Pauling. Whatever stupid thing you're doing stop it." Ms. Pauling

[@legendairycheese3530]

Wait... hes doing Miss Pauling?

[@danoobfansbr7501]

Legendairy cheesecake LMAO

[@dr.omeganebula1529]

@@legendairycheese3530 Bro! no one ever said that!! Lmao

[@legendairycheese3530]

@@dr.omeganebula1529 well sans my boi here said Ms Pauling after he finished his quote so that made me think he was saying Scout was *doing* Ms Pauling

[@weirdmovies1113]

666th like

[@RedAme-tp7xq]

Every time Pauling is like saying good job to pyro i just imagine her giving him a lollipop as payment XD

[@tenacityxl]

Az Doodles bro I would work for her if she did this

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

as well as a balloon and a gold star.

[@peanutgallery5427]

As he wipes the ashes of the people he just burnt down off his goggles

[@neopolitan21]

No,not a lollipop.The reward would be the LOLLICHOP!

[@zizan2071]

But they get paid more per contract then we will have in all of life

[@lmaodotnet8188]

2:24 I love that she calls pyro “Buddy” as a sort of reference to his childlike imagination

[@ghostcoffee1099]

Or the fact that Pyro will kill everything in sight

[@justinthawsetmyo4173]

while he sees everyone like floating cupid babies, he is definetly going to see her like a mother if she keeps speaking like that.

[@pumpkinmaster5859]

​@@justinthawsetmyo4173pyro is a female

[@steamoreeno]

very adorable given pyro's... imagination

[@nickmilano2516]

@@steamoreenopyro sees him self as a parent in his imagination

[@mega5899]

Miss Pauling: **gives Pyro a rare contract** Also Miss Pauling: *Babysitter mode*

[@irrelevant_channel]

😂😂😂💃😂😂😂

[@chillinpug]

true

[@Tyzombie0723]

I mean he’s an arsonist and he’s clinically insane so yeah

[@NuvolaEletrica]

Initiating pyrovision.

[@chrissgoji6624]

Pyro its a kiddo

[@howardthemoose3526]

I wish Miss Pauling actually had more roles in the game than just in one update filled with contracts.

[@anonanon3738]

*two updates

[@Boooo]

Maybe three now that the pyro update will have contracts (I think).

[@dipshittylerbitch]

Miss Pauling should be the 10th class! She has a gun already, and she's been shown using some of the mercenaries weapons too, such as the shotgun. And she could have the fire axe as a melee. It'd be perfect!

[@dipshittylerbitch]

BooMan It has been stated that it will have contracts, but they're redoing the way they make the contracts, so it's kind of a choose your own adventure thing

[@Boooo]

Alright yeah I thought I heard about something like that, I just wonder if they're keeping the pauling voice lines for them.

[@aggserp4340]

"Sniper, are you peeing in a jar right now?"

[@thatlunatic8649]

Ur profile pic suits so well

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Meet the jarate

[@arandomuser5202]

Yes

[@deadmeat356]

lol what defok

[@WilsonPercivalHiggsbury1921]

Pyro: DaFuq?

[@ThePengu_96]

Pauling: mmmmmpppmmmhhmpppppmpphh Pyro: WHY DO YOU WANT TO RESURRECT THE SOVIET UNION

[@Crazy_Rabbids]

2:28 Female pyro real voice revale xD

[@latro6205]

It's 1968 the soviet union didn't crash until 1990

[@thaiangquoc9505]

Heavy is happy

[@aen.1]

R U S S I A

[@Ksussybaka]

Lmao

[@streethalo]

0:25 to Scout: "I need something done fast... I thought of you." Cold.

[@mfrommi6593]

Why, I dont get it?

[@snawball5926]

M from MI6, you are too young then

[@mfrommi6593]

@@snawball5926 18 yo. Too young? Maybe, dunno

[@snawball5926]

M from MI6, he cum to quick

[@mfrommi6593]

@@snawball5926 frick Zanks btw

[@wingless__]

"Just kidding, if I was your liver I would be screaming."

[@deputyrook6232]

almost as disrespectful as the classes themselves

[@pheebo4831]

there was also a line from spy that said "I only finished what your liver started"

[@deputyrook6232]

personnaly, i prefer "here's what i have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!"

[@magnusm4]

Ach look who's crawlin back. I never turly left ye. Ah know liver Demoman talking to his liver in the latest comic

[@craftboy338]

TheWinglessArtist I read that right as she said it O_o

[@davie1560]

"Don't worry Soldier sex isn't real, Scout was lying."

[@hobooffthestreet]

Then explain Spy doing my mom.

[@b2o_yori]

ｓｏｌｉｄｅｒ

[@mrvidyas]

THANK GOD

[@hotdownmeltdown969]

Can you show me the time?

[@e-cap1239]

THANK GOD

[@theredactediq-2467]

I like how she says "demo" and "engie" and even makes a comment about how saying "demoman" felt weird, love the details and references to the fan nick names

[@theredactediq-2467]

Quick note: she also says "heavy" instead of "heavy weapons guy"

[@retrolver]

soldier literally says "thanks, engie" after teleporting

[@Kabirdix]

“Demo” and “Engie” are nicknames that came from lines in the game

[@skell6134]

​@@theredactediq-2467Game itself doesnt call Heavy as Heavy weapons guy anyway

[@Ubercentraltf2]

Soldier had referred to Engineer as “Engie” for the entirety of the game's existence when he uses a teleporter. And medic calls them Demo and Engie in the MvM voice lines. “Engie is dead!” - “Demo is dead!”

[@cyanthegojifan]

I love how pauling acts like pyro is a little child

[@superluckyandroid9449]

It's the goggles that make him that way, so yeah

[@lordlammi1562]

He may as well be one.

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

Dude basically is one.

[@purple-glitchy-hair3286]

A child that can start a forest fire with ease

[@feganfloop3161]

Purple-glitchy-hair :3 so my sister?

[@moistygibs]

"Soldier, its Pauling son, your country needs you." Indeed we need him, rest in peace soldier, we will forever be your maggots.

[@grahhhhhgh]

Y E S!

[@birdsnestisstupid]

Yes sir!

[@greyperrin5929]

🥺

[@lockheed6859]

Golden Turtle. Dude I thought you said we will forever be in your maggots

[@moistygibs]

@@lockheed6859 Lol, I mean, if you love Rick May that much, you could?

[@oferzilberman5049]

I like how with the rare contract lines she speaks more friendly

[@his-sa-yots2692]

She also speaks to the mercenaries in a certain that relates to how they act

[@Mart1n192]

And then there's "Demo, Pauling, I got a job that requieres no depth perception"

[@JC-oo5iy]

*I T S P A U L I N G*

[@hsms8449]

I H A V E A J O B F O R Y O U

[@cheekstar456]

M E D I C K

[@rebull8262]

PAULING HERE

[@ohno712]

*P A U L I N G*

[@JoshyTheSobble]

*H E R E*

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

4:01 “Demoman it’s Pauling, I’ve got work i-...demoman?...that sounds weird.” “Does anyone actually call you that? Let’sgobacktoDemo.” *Demoman will remember that*

[@oceanstarch]

friendship decreased by 1

[@chocolatebrowniesreal]

*black Scottish cyclops will remember that*

[@josee.zapata743]

Heavy calls him Demoman in MvM when demo dies

[@grucketts4471]

@@josee.zapata743 D E M O M A A N I S SPY

[@memiix]

It went from demolitions Man to just demo

[@Adawnby]

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Miss Pauling says: "Pauling"

[@gkpoo1773]

You wouldnt even last a minute

[@juberonthefuckingduber8127]

heyzsjmd djfnska whzyd shf

[@Luke-li5gj]

KWatt if you took part in this drinking game you'd be as drunk as the demoman.

[@doobaj]

127 shots

[@thegreatmonacage3782]

Luke Dunckley Not possible lad

[@skelejoe1658]

5:07 Engie, this job requires someone who can read. Your my only hope.

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

I’m dead

[@sr.cosmos1558]

So, engi is the only mercenary that can read?

[@macabweu7682]

@@sr.cosmos1558 Well no. Spy obviously can read. So can Medic. (Though they may not be able to read English. Which is probably what Pauling meant) Sniper can definitely read English as we know he went to School in Australia. Demoman probably can read English as well. Though it probably isn't worth much. Considering how drunk he is. Leaving Heavy Scout and Soldier. Scout is shown to not know how to read. And Soldier is just. Insane. Heavy kind of has a 50/50 chance that he can't even read Russian when you consider his backstory. But that one is up in the air.

[@Fedoreas]

@@macabweu7682 r/woosh

[@kacpernap2863]

@@macabweu7682 i cant woooosh you, since the effort you put into this so uh, good work, now i know!

[@zest6542]

Demo, its your liver. Just kidding if I was your liver id be screaming. I cried.

[@Leekodot15]

3:31 "Demo, it's your liver. ... I'm kidding, it's Miss Pauling. If I was your liver, I'd just be screaming." Haha

[@jamespilgrim3774]

One of my favs

[@Leekodot15]

Oh and apparently everyone loves this.

[@Leekodot15]

@@Robertwood84 wat

[@ClintRayJohnson]

*pauling

[@avocadox2730]

demos poor liver

[@highsoldier420]

“Heavy you’re probably busy killing....everything but I’ve got work” Heavy: pootis

[@pt6519]

PoW HAhA

[@someone2586]

@@Manuel-ek2cf i'M dEaD

[@ifoundbeans6970]

*nOm NoM nOm-*

[@thelegendarypootisman3]

Huh?

[@vyn0462]

@@Manuel-ek2cf No Big Surprise

[@ethanp3510]

"Hey Pyro, I need this done quitely." She says to the guy with the flamethrower. "Heavy, I need this quiet. Well, you're always quiet." *Revs gun loudly*

[@Potato_tomato47]

To be fair heavy can just fullforce ear clap someone to kill them

[@obi-wankenobi1233]

Well, Heavy is quite quiet off the battlefield, like in Expiration Date or the comics.

[@braziloverheavenascension3600]

She basically want heavy to use tomislav

[@leglessdumbass]

tomislav

[@Dan42762]

Miss Pauline:people who scream medic are usually dying Me: yeah ok let's go with that

[@lordsupersucc]

IKR I AS A MEDIC MAIN HAVE TO DEAL WITH IDIOTS WHO SCREAM FOR HELP WHILE IM HEALING SOMEONE WITH 25 HEALTH WHILE THEY HAVE 120 SOMETHING HEALTH AND EVEN FOR A HEAVY THATS OK I AM TIRED OF THESE IMBECILES

[@lukadinicc2229]

Mlg Darth Vader dont need to get in that problem if you use crusader's crossbow.Just shot them once and ignore them later

[@bluepearl6368]

King Alpaca SAME

[@loosepickle2917]

I have had good team mates die because one special ass hole called my name.

[@mintxeye5149]

Shook Dice That's why I always look at the Sign/Speech Bubble sort of thing that appears on the screen whenever someone calls for Medic. Is it white, they probably haven't lost any health, or just a bit. Then I care about the ones that actually need healing first. If it's very close to red or red, then I'll search for them

[@randomizer6000]

Yo, pass the aux cord. “You best not be playing trash.” “SCOUT, PAULING HERE.”

[@shortsentral]

2:28. I can speak fluent Pyro. Allow me to translate. “Let’s get those nasty snail sucking, sentry sapping baguettes and turn em in to French fries.”

[@johngr1747]

respect

[@kechapper]

As a pyro main and one of the fluent pyro speakers that you're 100% right

[@kidsrogers8705]

Indeed

[@LyzzaVirus]

@@kechapper same, also hello fellow pyro main

[@cinnamontoastboi4017]

Wait pyro is TRANSLATABLE?

[@ch0colatec0ff33]

I love his she speaks to each one differently, she really knows them Talking to soldier in patriotic terms, or using a much softer, almost baby voice for pyro. Calling out sniper for pissing in a jar, or trying to poke some fun with the character, using their accents

[@baitthewhoosh5739]

Except for heavy

[@mr.h1083]

@@baitthewhoosh5739 She talks to Heavy as the simple, stoic big guy that he is. To the point with very few words.

[@bigyoshi5937]

The rare ones are just.. just... *Beautiful*

[@yuyukooyunda7476]

Hey pyro, mmpphmmph

[@xolagix]

Baguette? Oui?

[@LightSourceYT]

Thats why they're rare

[@corbeaudejugement]

HOWDY PARTNER! I’M...so sorry

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

MEEDIIIC! That was..just an impression.

[@AHappyPotato]

“Hey scout, I’m assuming your talking right now, stop.” My god she knows to talk to each class so well.

[@hobooffthestreet]

Correct

[@juggei_jugsxd2841]

@@hobooffthestreet mudad???

[@legenddairy0]

to talk to talk

[@AHappyPotato]

legend loli oops sorry, I have a bad habit of doing that

[@legenddairy0]

@@AHappyPotato yeah me too me too

[@that_one_shark6887]

shes trying so hard to relate to all the classes god bless

[@Pixelusually]

It's working

[@Blade_wolf729]

Yes she is being relatable

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

Pauling: if i was you're liver id just be screaming Demo : *(

[@cheesepluschips]

.,(

[@Julio-it1pl]

° |

[@ragegamer2589]

¬_×

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

-_x

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

;-¶

[@D_037]

0:37 "Hey, Scout? I need you..." Scout: Infinite bonk

[@AppleRick]

*infinite bang*

[@theratman6718]

Expand bonk

[@steamedpings4889]

Hehe Bat go *B O N K*

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

M A N N M I L K

[@bladefiles5240]

BOOOOIIIII

[@mr_boats]

Scout will always dream of having Miss Pauling talk to him like how she talks to Pyro.

[@pyro1436]

Scout hates me because of this

[@ishigami4622]

HeY tHeRe BuDdY

[@motnurky7055]

Especially the one where she sounds like she has something in her mouth

[@thomasnolastname8734]

@@pyro1436 Scout hates anyone more popular than him.......which is everyone

[@winfield1775]

PYRO wait I thought you said mmmmphmmphmm

[@fammy1783]

"Engie, I need someone who can read, you're my only hope" Can't atleast the medic read too?

[@thesamman5835]

Sammy Ho Heavy can too i think he must if he has a degree in Russian Literature.

[@feldmarschallvonbraunschwe4463]

Mercs who can read: Medic, Engineer, Heavy (Russian) and spy Mercs who might be able to read: Demoman, Pyro, Sniper Mercs who cant read: Scout, Soldier,

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Yeah, that line confuses me like mad. Even if Medic doesn't have a license anymore, he was able to get one, implying that he can read... so... maybe not English?

[@blueberry1c2]

Theres a running joke about how engineers have terrible english skills, maybe that one was sarcasm?

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

@@blueberry1c2 I thought that was artistic skills. There's a joke about them with English too?

[@EGGWISHING]

0:28 "Scout, first, no to whatever you're about to ask." LMAOOO I LOVE MISS PAULING'S ENERGYYY

[@gresmenail8314]

as a french guy when i heard miss pauling trying to talk french i was so disapointed that i ate my baguette and i tried to choke my self with a croissant...... it didn't work.

[@LittleFuckingGremlin]

Jean Lapointe lmao

[@LargeMike815]

Stereotypes at it again

[@cyruscheng499]

Part of the joke is Ms. Pauling has a terrible accent

[@atomicbuttocks]

U try snorting snails?

[@Yellowroguy]

Je suis un ananas 🍍 REEEEEEEEE. The only thing I can say in French....

[@freshprinceofsolaire.2123]

"This one requires no depth perception... you in?" That's why I love this game.

[@anintruder477]

someone should make a mod which makes it impossible to perceive any depth when playing as Demo

[@bolturshu]

@@anintruder477 I remember watching a video like that actually

[@rakash6140]

I'M SORRY BUT PAULING BEING WHOLESOME WITH PYRO HAS ME CRYING

[@LavenderJJ_]

Then again if you knew if you didn't respect someone who is potentially a mentally unstable lunatic that can turn you into charcoal...

[@NintendoNerd64]

Those two are definitely friends

[@krupo5934]

@@LavenderJJ_ i mean, everyone of them is a mentally unstable lunatic

[@wandeingwaterrunningriver]

Right?? It's adorable!

[@thelordscrusaders387]

Well pyro is practically a child

[@BeyondBaito]

Miss Pauling honestly sounds like a character from the 2000s sent back to 1950

[@californiaball2599]

tbh considering the nature of the tf2 world and lore, that wouldn’t be surprising.

[@delusion5867]

@@californiaball2599 There is 1 tf2 comic with a time-travelling engineer from 1999

[@sleepylee0979]

"engie, i need someone who can read, you are my only hope" Heavy: has phd in russian literature Medic: I doubt he can't read Spy: has a taunt that is literally reading Miss Pauling pls

[@dragonvarine7553]

Sleepy Lee09 Probably complex analysis or something that requires complex maths that a Russian or even a medic cant do.

[@Pillar_of_Salt]

Shes probably stroking his ego so hes more likely to help

[@lok4890]

Poker night is not canon.

[@lemurrituals951]

They probably can't read English

[@pyro1436]

I can read too

[@coupgh]

"demo? its your liver. just kidding, if i was your liver i would be screaming"

[@vixxdaemon3874]

She is roasting queen

[@anintruder477]

"I need a job that requires killing people and blowing up everything else" Demoman can do that best when DRUNK

[@joed2431]

Allll to true

[@Hamantha]

Ouch

[@detroviolet326]

6:35 I need you to keep quiet on this. Then again you're always quiet" Literally 99% od Heavy's voicelines: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pyraffin]

Well I mean he isn't exactly saying words, and what she needs is someone who isn't a blabber mouth about whatever work he's done

[@gerardosajidgamezsanchez6962]

In the comics and the meet the Team videos, heavy is portrayed as really quiet and a really serious person.

[@GhaniKeSawah]

Heavys minigun: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Unless its a tomislav

[@prototypenick8373]

@@GhaniKeSawah tomislavs are awesome, how do you get it?

[@GhaniKeSawah]

@@prototypenick8373 i actually dont know lol

[@natetheyapper]

I love how miss Pauling is so respectful about their quirks, backgrounds, and even possible disabilities. The way she talks to Pyro makes me so happy.

[@chillingchill6823]

She made fun of them

[@musicaman8683]

Respectful, but when she talks to scout she just wants him to shut up lol

[@Yukuaki0202]

Pauling making muffling sounds to pyro as she's speaking his language is hilarious lmao

[@ragequit_taco_gaming]

As a Pyro main I love to hear these voice clips when I respawn, something about that "hey buddy" is really adorable

[@ettertarten]

Also Pauling: "Spy, you have visible stink lines coming from your mask"

[@RexOrbis]

7:25 "The people screaming that are usually dying" You wish, you wish...

[@marinusjohn7690]

Rex Orbis Yeah! Being surounded by Scouts on 120 health repeatedly scraming "Medic! Doc!Come on Doc!" Is one of the worst Feelings when you know there are Heavys , soldiers , Demos, maybe even Pyros Out there who Need your Help but you've gotta heal those idiots (SCHWEINHUNDS!) First.

[@plbster]

or that soldier your healing who can't do anything unless he has 300 hp at all times and calls for medic when TWO medics are healing him

[@adelaidecruse2145]

I love how she talks to pyro

[@Pelicorro]

Stryder 353 same XD

[@aiastorif1998]

>:(

[@asmootht-pose8748]

*H E Y P Y R O*

[@legendarytat8278]

It seems like she treats pyro like a child or something?

[@BRUNOvsALADEEN]

@@legendarytat8278 pyro is childish (look at Meet the Pyro) sooooooooooooo........ yeah you need to talk like his nature 2:18

[@OrdinaryManner]

"Hi Pyro! I need something i need you to do, Okay buddy?" *Later...* *_Multiple different types of screaming and smoke flying in the air_*

[@thelastlordguy4311]

im doing a gud job

[@kokeech]

*_Hudda Hudda Hud_*

[@LowkeyJouta]

*Mmmmphhhhhh mmmmmmmpphhhh intensifies*

[@newzoran3624]

Its funny becouse this played while I was reading the comments.

[@LyzzaVirus]

Hudda hudda hudda

[@qpie7953]

7:19 Pauling: *[E]* Medic: *SIGH* Pauling: *Keeps talking* Medic: *Slowly raises revolver to himself* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!-

[@onememetorulethemall4301]

9:07 Literally everybody whenever they try to do a French impression

[@Garbo_trashcan]

hon hon baugette eiffel tower

[@raptorr575]

Je trouve l’anglais beaucoup plus difficile à apprendre

[@dartog4967]

@@raptorr575 ça l'est pas, non.

[@raptorr575]

@@dartog4967 Pour moi ça l'est.

[@dartog4967]

@@raptorr575 tu es français?

[@changedchannelspleasedonot7059]

1:23 "you're doing hero's work" me as soldier: **trying to rocket jump on top of a place I can't reach even with rockets**

[@jillmundung5463]

lol

[@GhaniKeSawah]

Me spamming M1 with beggars:....... I what?

[@costaricaam]

Me as soldier: rocket jumps into the entire enemy base and kills 5 people via suicide bombing: yes you can count on me

[@RipskyOfficials]

You can with trasher's bazooka!

[@tylerthecreator_lover]

*”C’mere Cupcake!” (suicide bombs the enemy team)*

[@tannerj1557]

0:37 "Hey, scout, I need you.. I-I mean for.. this"

[@donnovandalusong266]

the *Shiped* has sailed

[@e_ven_eve2593]

Donnovan Dalusong While it never actually has been confirmed, Miss Pauling might be a lesbian.

[@donnovandalusong266]

Bleugh Trash welp *Shiped* has canceled 😭

[@chaosinc.382]

That's the attitude of a quitter, Donnovan

[@snivy5307]

tsundere confirmed.

[@itexplodes3824]

I love how she comes off as really liking the mercs while also being fairly socially awkward. She tries to match their energies and get the job done. She's a good woman. Aside from the murder.

[@oreiboon]

2:18 i cant go without having my happyness overflow because Miss Pauling treats Pyro like a kid when he gets rare contracts and its just, *MMMYYAYAYAAAAAAAAAA*

[@portalworld9880]

Was that a jojo music reference?

[@oreiboon]

@@portalworld9880 no I don't even watch JoJo

[@roytheidiot4844]

I like how everyone is afraid of Pyro (He/She is insane) and the only people who respect him/her is Miss Pauling and Engineer who treat him like a child

[@thedragonknightlord2732]

Roy The Idiot better then nothing I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@roytheidiot4844]

Scorpion Stings It’s a fucking it

[@pqbdwmnu]

6:34 sfm made me forget that heavy is canonically a quiet intellectual

[@herkusmonte1379]

"No u"

[@Jeansowaty]

Iz nice.

[@Blade_wolf729]

Iz nice

[@feinky8489]

In game: HAHAHAHAHA EEEEEIYAAAAAA

[@wasabi5932]

@@Blade_wolf729 Iz nice

[@bigpapa8842]

For how little she appears, Pauling Is one of the best characters in the TF universe.

[@HondaCivic0053]

President Moose Saxton is the best character

[@rustkarl]

One day off a year

[@AnaGamer19]

Seriously

[@GaryCandyPrince]

nah

[@affirmonego5202]

Like.. there's no bad written characters at all

[@shocck1]

I love the idea that Engi is literally the only one who can read

[@ccont6687]

i’m sure medic can read to some extent

[@drnorse3243]

probably also heavy, since i think he has a phd in russian literature

[@Serminator30]

And Soldier who is a Lawyer

[@montamare8116]

Id be shocked if spy couldn't read

[@shocck1]

@@drnorse3243 well yeah, but reading english

[@shawn_crabtree]

I like how the Administrator only specifically asks for the Engineer.

[@fenorlex1126]

Since he's grandson of the inventor of the Immortality device.

[@erlik420]

And Heavy

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Heavy and Engie are the only stable mercs, so it makes sense. Everyone else ranges from a little crazy to complete lunatic.

[@arth8798]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth actually scout is more sane than the heavy, heavy literally tortured a enginner and laughed about it

[@classydoctor5864]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth I'd say Sniper and Spy are pretty stable.

[@stim2704]

Pauling: Hey Scout, I need you. i mean... for this. Scout: *_h a r d_*

[@hobooffthestreet]

*shhhh*

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Peepee engorged.

[@_heavyweaponsguy]

Mad “Milk” maker activated

[@jumpmanly]

Horny jail.

[@racmune]

scout be like,,,, aaaaa go crazy aaaaaaaaaaaaa go stupid,, go crazy

[@colorron8]

I like how for rare contract on pyro she speaks like a mom to a child to pyro.

[@alexp4560]

Yes I have this headcanon Pauling is like a mom to Pyro so whenever she visits hes always trying to be near her or help in his weird Pyro way. Scout sometimes takes it the wrong way. Then Engineer and Pauling beat Scouts ass. =u=

[@usernametaken017]

Mommy? HrmMmmMmMmm Not again

[@EGGWISHING]

@@alexp4560 By helping in their weird pyro way you mean trying to set everything on fire lmao

[@TheJinx64]

@@alexp4560 no its cus pyros goggles make the world seem amazing, so in order to keep the facade you have to speak to him like you arent in a war

[@theshermantanker7043]

@@TheJinx64 It's not because of the goggles apparently, Pyro genuinely is just insane and schizophrenic

[@sweetie_maple]

The way she talks to each of them uniquely to encourage them to do their jobs (mainly with rare contracts)

[@nomanandersmith6416]

1:39 That explains the neck snap in the comic.

[@SKYN1K]

No comments rly

[@SKYN1K]

You have 154 likes and no comments

[@zhypez]

@@SKYN1K YEP

[@corbeaudejugement]

“i took care of that DNA test for you”

[@ConimoYT]

Ms Pauling: MmmMmPHhMmMphHMmM Pyro: (wondering why she said the n-word in 40 different languages while using pyro's family as hostages in Russia using an inflatable hammer from the dollar store)

[@pyro1436]

She said: wanna f**k spy

[@ishigami4622]

In 12 different languages

[@hypezoneninga]

@Adoki it was 1971or somewhere around there

[@GhaniKeSawah]

@@pyro1436 what the fuck (Whats with the spy and fucking the people Scout loves)

[@pyro1436]

@@GhaniKeSawah no reason

[@kitanalathrope5230]

Ms. Pauling: “Hey Pyro! MmmmmphmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmmphmmmMmmmmmm!” Pyro: “Pauling, why did you just call my mom 7 different types of fat?”

[@pyro1436]

She said: Mei from overwatch is better than you

[@kitanalathrope5230]

PYRO, promise me you’ll understand. * clears throat * MmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMmMmMMmMMmmMmMmMmmMmpphh!! Do you understand?

[@Ryan-GosIing]

Kitana Lathrope I can speak pyro and I don’t know why your want to make the Soviet Union with a Cheeto and watch the crowds premiere at 2013 even though it just pasted like 7 years ago

[@kitanalathrope5230]

Ppsteve... please say you’re joking.. MmmmmMnMmMnPhmmMmMmmMmPh!

[@Eduardo-vq1kr]

@@pyro1436 wtf did you just said about him you little bicth

[@YesNo-bi1bw]

Miss.Pauling is so wholesome with the "success" voice lines.

[@ThatBluDude]

0:25 "I need something done fast" "I thought of you." I take it the date didn't go well Scout?

[@natiart]

Fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@steamedpings4889]

Get in there. Pop the Uber. Get out with the Intel. Mission complete... *and do it fast*

[@fireguy4588]

*Get’s attacked by giant bread in less than 5 seconds* Fast.

[@pyro1436]

No it didn't he told me about it

[@marchive3671]

Damn Scout I'm sorry ;_;

[@YannisBang]

3:31 Demo its your liver. I'm kidding it's miss pauling, if i was your liver i just be screaming Best Joke form Miss Pauling

[@flying_gorilla8069]

Ouch

[@YannisBang]

@@flying_gorilla8069 Yes indeed if you were his liver it would hurt a lot

[@bluberry3297]

I laughed so hard when i heard it

[@joao2479]

This one made me actually laugh

[@mammaspojke9813]

I actually laughed out loud when I heard this

[@largeoctahedron]

Me at 10pm: I should go to sleep Me at 3am: *P A U L I N G H E R E*

[@wisho-st8rp]

6am

[@LukeBeadles]

Oh god me right now

[@exokuroyt]

Its 3am now

[@corbanoT.V.]

Avi Maru I’m literally looking at this at 3 AM

[@dreggman4685]

4 AM , god i need to sleep more

[@noreeaki]

I like how Pauling treats Pyro like a child, that’s cute

[@trexindominus8119]

He is a child in a arsonists body

[@Fs_ailure]

made likes 200

[@scoutpandapal]

0:31 "Scout, it's Pauling, I'm assuming you're talking right now please stop"

[@μαριμπελα]

Near exact copy from a comment 5 months older.

[@thefaceofregret5416]

Flora Dedaj Maybe because it’s in the fucking video?

[@idress8340]

The Face of Regret Notice how he didn’t reply.

[@hobooffthestreet]

And I didn’t

[@deputyrook6232]

"scout, it's pauling, wrap up whatever you were bragging about and look at this." also i can see why scout likes miss pauling. she's kinda cute.

[@theycallmeandres.becauseit6715]

In a terrifying way. This woman yanks molars out of corpses.

[@Yewsarn]

@@theycallmeandres.becauseit6715 and belt-sands fingerprints off corpses

[@kcool3483]

Apparently Miss Pauling is gay

[@theycallmeandres.becauseit6715]

@@kcool3483 HEY! hey! What did i say about giving the internet any ides?

[@kcool3483]

@@theycallmeandres.becauseit6715 it's not an idea. One of the comic writers said she was gay.

[@shirt9140]

5:36 *HOWDY PARDNER, I'M-* SO sorry for that.

[@derickiam9958]

When that nice person tries to do something rude but takes it back immediately

[@Migixkem]

Perfect timing again

[@electrokyo9684]

That quote right there reminds me of Jaiden Animations

[@Chill_lxrd]

Luckily she said sorry, the engineer finished up his sentry

[@chaoticfell]

2:34 “I hope I had a job... ‘cos I have job” Pyro listening to Miss Pauling talking about Vietnam War:

[@rroze3712]

2:29 she sounds like a dying Kermit the frog

[@darkether2860]

yeah no

[@CyboticYT]

Kermit while kermiting suicide

[@Rosie_11037]

Looks like Kermit being strangled

[@jtkgames0]

Kermit gets strangled the movie

[@ACENDANT-]

Everyone leave before more stupidity is kermited

[@invenblocker]

"Engie, this job requires someone who can read... You're my only hope."

[@lordsupersucc]

.... (this makes more sense if you read my name)

[@lordsupersucc]

David Lennyman its star wars m8 Obi Wan kenobi youre my only hope

[@waxroop22]

He and spy could read

[@scumbag1731]

Invenblocker spy and medic?

[@invenblocker]

As far as we know, Scout and Soldier are the only ones who have been confirmed as being unable to read. There has yet to be showed evidence that Pyro can read. The reast are most likely able to read. Still doesn't change Pauling's voice line.

[@JaneGirlGamer]

3:19 Only Pauling could get away with a mom joke

[@lynxhunter]

Spy:

[@rost123lav]

@@lynxhunterhe isn’t joking tho lmao

[@purpleapple4052]

It's comic canon that Demo's mum actually is angry at him "not working enough" and not being fully blind yet

[@joshawottva]

0:00 Scout 0:53 Soldier 2:03 Pyro 2:50 Demo 4:20 Engie 5:50 Heavy 6:52 Medic 7:42 Sniper 8:25 Spy 9:38 Ms. Pauling

[@canariopintado9929]

“Pauling, Ms. Pauling here, I have a contract for you”

[@stumpyguy8856]

Thanks

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

420 Engineer gaming

[@Yo_Soy_Pirok]

@@landsbergnascimento3008 engineer gaming

[@Wdycit]

@@Yo_Soy_Pirok engineer gaming

[@IDontKnow-fw7us]

"Engie, Pauling here, I need something done quietly" Engie in game: YEEEEEEHAW!