missing commandments by fr guido

Laugh out loud funny

[@johnwilsonb5531]

Just seeing his picture makes me smile. Those were the best years of SNL

[@MossyMozart]

Father Guido Sarducci is my most precious religious advisor. Amen.

[@melissasw64]

Me, too.

[@somedude4774]

When I was a Kid i actually thought He was a real Priest who just did comedy in His spare time.

[@patriciatschritter2591]

Hilarious!

[@jamesdakis826]

You mean he isn't? Wow! What a let down.

[@jackiereamy4871]

Are you certain he isn't??

[@kevinwhite4491]

He's not that really chaps my hide

[@user-wr9ck9qs6v]

My dad told me was. I didn’t realize he wasn’t until I read your comment. I’m 40 btw

[@superdave1949]

Father Guido was introduced before SNL, on the Smothers Brothers show in the early 70s. He is one of the best and funniest clean comedians of all times.

[@marquitamarina1486]

Steve Martin was a writer for the Smother Brothers' show and for The Carol Burnett show.

[@rogerwilliams5382]

Yeah 😂 I'm 63 and it seems like he's been around my whole life. Been laughing with him for years. A true Classic comedian.... Man miss the days of great funny men

[@wonderlandgirlable]

I miss those days ...Loved him

[@SuperCaliforniaBarbi]

Did you know he wrote a book with the byline Laszlo Toth

[@FlyingwithStan]

My favorite story from him was when he said he had the bill from the last supper. It showed that there were 13 people. 12 had a meal and a drink. 1 just had a drink. But it shows how they divided it by 13 to see how much each owed, so that one guy that just had the drink got screwed.

[@mariafisher9259]

Always the Way 😊

[@paulaolson8956]

12 orders of eggs Benedict, one poached egg. The bill was split 13 ways. The moral of the story is always order the most expensive item if the check is going to be split.

[@BobTheSchipperke]

Ha ha. 😅

[@ldeledgar1763]

Yes! And, how to become a Saint with about 30 or 40 miracles. But, sister so and so did it with about a three a miracles and I heard a two of them was a card tricks 😄

[@rudybigboote3883]

😂this brings back memories! I used to laugh my ass of evert time I heard this guy back in the 80’s. Aww good times.

[@grandwaha]

I remember my father used to get so excited when he came on SNL, I never understood more until I got older

[@segifford1]

Father Guido Sarducci is so funny. I would like to see him on SNL today, doing one of his hilarious skits, and wearing the same original costume he has on in this skit. He is one of my top five favorite comedians of all time. And yes, as someone said in these comments, he really is a comedy genius. Thank heaven, we get to enjoy him on KZbin anytime we want. He brings us to joyous laughter during these difficult Pandemic times!!

[@patriciatschritter2591]

He's definitely my favorite ❤

[@emncaity]

Just gold in those early SNL years.

[@tdadvertising]

I never knew he did a whole stand up show as Father Guido. You have to be good to come up with that much material and keep the audience dialed in

[@whoknowsidont.5147]

No you have to be FATTHER GIUDDO SARDUCCI...........IT AINT FAKE HES REAL. ITS JUST FUNNY. THE DELIVERY.

[@jerryw6699]

I remember when he added, "Don't run radials with bias ply tires"

[@ericjanssen394]

And "Brush your teeth twice a day, and see your dentist twice a year"-- Which, y'know, when they didn't even have dentists back then...

[@winnhill3736]

Love the "priest."I think it's the 1st time I've seen him not smoking.😊

[@WindTurbineSyndrome]

He was always so funny. Love his schtick.

[@maryanneevans9563]

Find the Pope in the Pizza was hilarious!

[@levalpat]

what was better was when he was selling "Pope soap on a Rope"!

[@b3j8]

His "Pope on a rope" soap joke on SNL still one of my favorites!

[@penneyreed7316]

All the cast from SNL during that time was the best. It was always a treat when he was on, or when Al Franken was on

[@loyalroyal1015]

My Mom used to watch SNL when i was a kid and i remember these skits 😁

[@Carolmaizy]

Oh, how I've missed Father Guido Sarducci!

[@kentchambers4468]

🤣 One of my fave comedians! One of a kind!

[@jv-lk7bc]

can always weasel around these if you know what you're doing... has to be the most compresssed joke in all of history...its like 20 volumes of an encyclopedia compressed into one sentence.

[@helmuttdvm]

Father Guido was the best!

[@dave60707]

Wonderful! A true comedy genius.

[@RSEFX]

I always loved his idea for the "Shrine-a-mobile". And who can forget count the Jesus's in the pizza contest? (at least I think that's what it was.)

[@davidbellamy1403]

Funny funny dude. I always loved it when he was on SNL.

[@XJarhead360]

Actually God handed Moses 15 Commandments in 3 tablets but Moses dropped one so we only have 10. No kidding, I saw it on History of the World Part 1 by Mel Brooks.

[@m.elizabeth0302]

I love that part.😹😹😹

[@jonessmithy3912]

If you don't believe it ask a Mormon

[@ironmandave3000]

Mel ROCKS !!!

[@robertpsotka3525]

might as well have dropped the other 2, nobody follows them anyway

[@ironmandave3000]

@@robertpsotka3525 Speak for yourself brother.

[@greenbaritos]

i would go to church if this guy was the priest

[@549BR]

Think how popular church would become if we could listen to guy's like Guido Sarducci at the pulpit. When Fr. Guido visited Rome, the then Pope had him physically removed from the Vatican. Big mistake; he should have been hired as a consultant.

[@tambrosia]

Years ago he flew to Roma in his priest costume, and the Italian Police were not happy when in Seminrhe tried to come into the Vatican. You know he should have been allowed to teach in seminary his show would have woken up the guys and realize you do not have to be boring in your homilies. Luved this guy

[@francisalanwormald6328]

I A FAN FOR ALL TIME....GREAT ROUTINE!!!

[@CeruleanFilms]

Thou shalt not drink orange juice after brushing thy teeth.

[@eloiseharbeson2483]

I always thought that the 11th commandment was "don't get caught" 😂

[@paulkoza8652]

Love this guy.

[@mrsmith2191]

Father Guido Sarducci. Best priest of all time :)

[@FreeDom-dh5mf]

most honest

[@jimkeogh8552]

and never tried to lure any altar boy into the sacristy.

[@winnhill3736]

Let's not forget Father Mulcayhe from MASH.Sorry about the spelling

[@debbiemartin2026]

Wow -now I see where Gilda Radner got her Roseanne Rosannadanna”she said it was from a news reporter, but I clearly hear her in Fr.Guido

[@kathleenferguson3296]

No, it was a take off on a real TV news reporter, Roseanne Scammerdella. She had bad hair, and a tendency to go off on tangents.

[@whoknowsidont.5147]

I love you Father Qiudo Sarducci.

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

If only the priests at my prison--sorry, Catholic--school in the 60s were as funny and kind as Father Guido...

[@SilkMask]

I'd go to church more often if Farther Guido was saying mass!!!!

[@chrisarseneault5617]

Me thrice

[@SilkMask]

Oh snapple dapple I just remembered doing this shizzzz.

[@robinpoletajev9318]

Better than Joel olstein or Tammy Fay Baker.

[@rjwh67220]

Everyone knows that the eleventh commandment is “Don’t get caught.”

[@elkabong6429]

Oh, man! I’d love to hear about Father Guido’s dream analysis!

[@jorchs83]

Miss Don Novello a lot

[@adrianamartinez2457]

All he could remember were the negative ones. 😄

[@michelelaraia7358]

Mocking the Italian English pronounciation.

[@charlesallen9693]

I was forced to sit out 30 minutes before I was allowed to swim.

[@Striperbass2]

Remember the "spot the pope on the pizza" contest??😁

[@jackiereamy4871]

The church DOES need to incorporate MORE laughter! Good idea! Tell Pope Francis! Hurry!!!

[@jackiereamy4871]

How shall I go about doing such

[@ROGER2095]

He left out one of my favorite commandments: "It's OK to eat chicken with your fingers."

[@paulk5311]

what? you mean there is another way to eat chicken?

[@Twilight777Dancer]

paul k - You can slurp it through a straw. I saw a huge tiger slurp a chicken through a 5” opening in a fence once.

[@luannapierce2544]

only if you really wash your hands well FIRST

[@georgesotiroff5080]

I always thought that the fingers were supposed to be eaten separately.

[@ROGER2095]

@@georgesotiroff5080 Hi-Yo!!!!!!!!!

[@captainjohn7833]

He forgot one, Don't Take The Last Nacho! 🐄💨... 🚬👓...

[@tardis9905]

Or, "Don't double dip with the same chip."🤣

[@RoguePhysicist]

Thou shalt not driveth in the left lane except to passeth.

[@charlesburian1764]

Old times , are great

[@BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists]

Those were the days my friends!

[@grampy2014]

We thought they’d never end.

[@mohammedcohen]

...Moses came down with 15 commandments on three tablets...he dropped one ...Oy!!! Ten Commandments...

[@thomasbaron5367]

Piece of cake, Piece of crumb cake Ifkyk 😂

[@pspicer777]

Sometimes I think I haved lived long enough.

[@m.f.richardson1602]

"Popes in a Pizza"

[@garysevin8126]

My all time favorite! "Find The Pope In The Pizza" contest! LMAO

[@crosslink1493]

Yeah, I remember that on SNL. They started the show with that, then he'd pop up every few sketches to give clues. He'd point to a spot and say something like 'This is the sash of a certain pope from the 12th century who liked strudel'. The way he delivered it was funny, funny. funny!

[@festeradams3972]

OK, so he's got me on the Telescope, but nobody can prove it. I must include "Carlin's 11th Commandment"..."Thou Shalt Keep Thy Religion To Thyself".

[@blueconversechucks]

I fucking love this guy.

[@Christynmaine]

Today we call them The Ten (Fifteen?) Suggestions".

[@brucegordon7248]

Moses recall of what were on those tablets after he had broken them, were slightly different from the original ones God gave him, but in the end they were close enough.

[@jonessmithy3912]

I still think Moses got a raw deal

[@brucegordon7248]

@@jonessmithy3912 Yes he did.

[@larsskiipole9872]

Find the pope in the pizza conquest.

[@kathyyoung1774]

God gave Moses the commandments again, but it’s funnier this way.

[@user-pb2vo4pt3t]

Now we know!!! No more excuses!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AozoraUltra2006]

This guy gives me strong julian energy

[@charliemay9893]

From qtips to car keys to pinky finger to a pencil eraser.. do what you need to scratch the itch! 🙄

[@lindamarie3364]

Thank you for posting.

[@billlimpert2909]

Anda one time he rana the finda the pope in the pizza contest! 😎😂😂

[@darlanilsen879]

Bill Limpert I continually look for that skit, love it

[@fredweller1086]

Well, for most folks today, they are The Ten Suggestions. You can adda few. Isa no problem.

[@jv-lk7bc]

its really only like 3. Carlin explains it better.

[@fredweller1086]

@@jv-lk7bc "Know Your Rights" by The Clash.

[@algee8415]

Thou shall not put anchovies ona the pizza.

[@sulladrum]

Ima stilla looky for finda da Pope ina da pizza. Itsa so funny.

[@DarkstarDarth]

He left one out, don’t eat bat soup in Wuhan.

[@meow2u22]

"Thou shalt not eat bat" is the 16th Commandment, updated for 2020.

[@jv-lk7bc]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

[@whoknowsidont.5147]

Howa abouta don'ta believea ina adata asoupa abullashitta Allarighty Joey bagga no nuts

[@janetlockman3482]

Love him

[@davidholman48]

So many people seem to think God is a stuffy old poop. But He created mirth and I'm confident He likes being the butt of a harmless joke. I sure do. So, am I better than God? I don't think so. 🌹

[@noahwolff5455]

God definately understands humour or else he wouldn't of made my life such a joke

[@user-pb2vo4pt3t]

God gave us humor to get us through the bad times. It's the only reason I'm still here!

[@FreeDom-dh5mf]

Perfect!

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

I think he also forgot, "Making a bridge... it took what...10 seconds?"

[@Akkodha-]

Wasn’t he a priest on a episode of married with children?

[@1974fatback]

Saint Sarducci

[@bobs182]

He was arrested at the Vatican for impersonating a priest.

[@johnhunt6274]

I ruptured both ear drums with q tips worse pain ever.

[@shawnholey6976]

He was truly hilarious!❤❤😎✌

[@chado3000]

I remember him mow from Laugh in than SNL. He worked well with Goldie Hawn.

[@matthewcooper3535]

Uhhhhh.,, No

[@mattc4456]

Chado did he mow with a push mower or a rider? Did Goldie do the weed sacking while he was mowing? I have so many questions lol

[@matthewcooper3535]

@@mattc4456 il always remember how Joanne Whorley and Artie Johnson trimmed the hedges while Lilly Tomlin and Ruth Buzzi pruned the rosebushes .

[@lindaengland3822]

Is Father Guido played by Robin Williams?

[@marksieving7925]

No, he's Don Novello.

[@patrikstewart6059]

Great memories

[@yotuttle]

Oh my God!

[@dr.denniskeenan6584]

So good

[@sea9994]

Nope there are more... More was ironically my aunts last husband she was byzantine so I believe Guido.. and the suggestions from the creator snk and magic of live stream gives a man a rod to 🐟.. and a fish is the sign of Jesus last I knew..

[@davidcardone2141]

HAPPENED TO ME IN NAVY ENGINE ROOM YOU SHOULD SEEN THAT IRRATE COULD NOT BELIEVE ALL THAT TP IMN THE EAR NOUSY DOWN THERE STEAM AND HOT

[@RSEFX]

What a great character. Wish he had produced more material, but...gotta appreciate what there is. Such great fun/very innocent goofy humor/very much missed these days. (That girl in the audience at 1:31? She's cute and looks familiar. Is she someone "famous"?) Thanks for posting.

[@hattienuff1405]

Less is more

[@demah8655]

Looks kinda like Mackenzie Phillips

[@orlandominichiello]

genius

[@blackholeentry3489]

While I may be forced to endure an annoying commercial, with my handy 'Mute' button, I sure as hell don't have to listen to them! In over 80 years, I have never once bought a single item as the result of an bothersome commercial! .

[@B83redsquare]

I ALSO believe in seven of the 12 commandments...

[@mikeg5280]

This is funny. Nowadaze, nothing on SNL is funny. To bill itself as a comedy is misrepresentation.

[@uncatila]

Look up Mr Robinson's neighborhood. Eddy Murphy

[@ezrabrooks12]

FUNNY STUFF!!!!!

[@ThePapawhisky]

Actually the 11th commandment is better than the previous 10.

[@jf5016]

I thought #11 was: Thou shalt not sheath thy rod in thy staff...

[@charlesdobbs4570]

Use 2 use rock.

[@RitaS0831]

Where did this guy go? So funny

[@irfaanxlcr8370]

Words Of Wisdom!

[@kmac2014]

God will not be mocked.

[@aarone9000]

When SNL was still funny!

[@philcook1799]

16...don't break traction in a mustang leaving a car show

[@stone1andonly]

If only he were Pope Guido Sarducci - the Catholic Church might finally be 'hip'.

[@WaterShowsProd]

He did do a routine on Saturday Night Live I think it was, where he announced he was leaving the church to open his own church of which he was The Pope. He went on to say how great it was being The Pope because if anyone said he couldn't do something he'd say, "Hey, I'm-a Da Pope." That's stuck with me over the decades though I've never seen it again since.

[@WaterShowsProd]

Lo and behold, I just saw it on KZbin listed in the videos after this one. Weekend Update: Father Guido Sarducci - Saturday Night Live

[@murdochcrabtree833]

The Catholic Church never was & never will be "hip." It has been counter-cultural from the time of the caesars and remains so today. Catholics have the funny idea that God is more important than the government. Bad bishops have the hip idea that their position is more important than God.

[@Djlittle457]

Amen El Padre