SovCit Alert! Mr. Bey Wants A Stay.

[@crispybaconmatters7160]

Kenneth Clausen is trying so hard not to just break out laughing on zoom. His shit eating grin the entire time is amazing. LOL

[@pennkeuka]

I was wondering about him. I was wondering what's Smiley doing over in the left center.

[@ThePrufessa]

I couldn't tell if that was his natural look (commonly nicknamed smiley) or if he was really holding back laughing.

[@ThePrufessa]

I bet those people in the queue were thinking what the hell is this dude talking about?!

[@ronfullerton3162]

Ken Clausen was really enjoying the legal ramblings of the Moor! The smile was big and wide for the whole reading. A reprieve in his otherwise boring day, I guess.

[@TheUluxian]

I term the look one of "bemusement"

[@MooseMaunu]

Nothing sends me leaping up out of my desk chair, clapping my Dorito stained forearms together faster than seeing a court video with the defendant wearing a red fez! Hilarity is about to ensue!

[@TRUMP-ki9vn]

Your comment made me laugh so hard I nearly pee’d my pants. The fez has a similar affect on me.

[@AirQuotes848]

😁😍

[@MelanaC]

Excellent comment! You set the scene so well! I read that out to my gathered crowd and we all rushed to the screen 😂😂😂

[@Ridesharereflections]

He talks like Moses Malone, unfortunately he’s not as intelligent.

[@pameldacamel]

😂😂😂

[@MooseMaunu]

The dude is facing over TWO YEARS in prison and thinks his special hat will protect him??!! The level of self delusion is mind blowing!

[@michaeloxlong]

2 years is the minimum. If he keeps up with his stupidity, he could be looking at 7 if the other 2 are done concurrently, or 11 if they're done consecutively.

[@GrouchyDragon]

You are completely overlooking the magical incantations. Don't do that - he paid an online guru $250 for that!

[@twelch8367]

​@@michaeloxlongthe charge felon in possession of a firearm is two years mandatory consecutive to any other charges

[@Kennymac8251]

The mistake they all make is that the hat is not made Tin Foil, then they would be protected.

[@alisong2328]

His hat is lined with tin foil. 👽

[@jwleon02]

The other defendants waiting their turn in court are like, "this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen! Can I plead guilty now so I don't have to sit and listen to this?!?!?"

[@jennstewart3003]

For real... Like your honor can you get me done first so I don't have to be here? I'll take extra time just to avoid this bozo....

[@imjustsomeguy72]

Heck, I reckon they should get credit for time served.

[@wickedmuffin76]

"I'm just going to go strap myself into that chair over there to get this over with"

[@emordnilaps]

Equal justice demands equal boredom while on zoom.

[@Matein13]

It's one thing to do this nonsense when you're facing a traffic ticket. It's a whole other level of insanity to do this while you're LITERALLY FACING YEARS IN PRISON!!

[@Broadsword999]

Some people think they are way cleverer than they really are. It's like watching a drunk 12 year old drive a Ferrari

[@Broadsword999]

Some people think they are way cleverer than they really are. It's like watching a drunk 12 year old drive a Ferrari

[@luxblacklife]

So he’s just going to read DEFINITIONS from the University of KZbin…

[@97TJ]

Well stated. I have defended myself (with occasional success) against 3 traffic tickets but would NEVER try this against felony charges

[@brayhill]

@@Broadsword999 Charles LeClerc?

[@andrewryder3276]

"I'm appealing this verdict." "This case hasn't even been TRIED yet." "I know, but I'm appealing the case EARLY, so that when I AM found guilty, I can hopefully stay my sentence."

[@amosfrench7169]

why do they come to court if they believe the laws don't apply to them? 😂😂😂

[@Palaemon44]

They only come there because they dimly understand if they don’t they’ll be there anyway in irons. Otherwise they just wouldn’t show up.

[@jlvjazz]

That is the issue that Judge Bryant brought up with a sov cit once and it worked!! The defendant agreed to actually cooperate.

[@lovejones72]

@@jlvjazzI just watched that one

[@craftykn9452]

What a great observation!

[@ZombiZohm]

If they truly believe that they are not the person or entity referenced on all the paperwork in all caps then they wouldn't show up but deep down they realize that if they actually tried to put that flimsy belief into action they would just get arrested and brought in anyway then they have to deal with being in jail so merely by showing up they are admitting to being the person on the paperwork

[@molliannstocks2217]

Mr Bey certainly looks a little disheartened after hearing his motion for stay was denied - maybe it's beginning to sink in that he isn't going to win this one!

[@Delatta1961]

Mr Carson is cracking up. “And just like that, Bey proved court jurisdiction” ~ Forrest Gump

[@jdranetz]

Didn't realize Forest's platoon mate, Bubba, survived the war!

[@Mrs_Wyllie]

Script: show appreciation (do not read this part). Mr. Bey: Show appreciation, do not read this part.

[@ScottW-vz4bf]

😂😂😂

[@suepongallo]

😂 15:20

[@michaelmcintosh7578]

😂😂😂

[@tiggersdad6878]

In the entire history of litigation in court cases, this defendant has the clearest case of inadequate counsel that has ever existed.

[@curiousgeorge1940]

You get one chance to decide whether you want a real human, who understands your predicament and the law, to defend you. Or : Plan B, you choose an uneducated idiot ( yourself) to make a mockery of the law & the court, resulting in an indeterminate stay at the Bricks & Bars Hilton. Brainwashed morons always pick "B".

[@cyndylopez7903]

He's wearing a Fez... HE'S WEARING A FEZ!!! The judicial system is doomed!!! 🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂

[@ddg9952]

The Fez is a perfect early warning system, you know what is coming before a word is uttered...just like a mullet. Fez on!

[@PattMcCrotch]

And people wonder why our court systems are so backed up.

[@susanbarnett761]

The Supreme Court is clearing their calendar, awaiting the Certiorari.

[@oh2button]

When a defendant represents himself or herself, they should also prove that they successfully completed a speech course.

[@okeesmokee6658]

The delusion is strong with this one. I am a common, everyday, idiot but this guy makes me feel like Sherlock Holmes.

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

100% I feel like Stephen Hawking compared to this dude.

[@seraphinaaizen6278]

Sometimes, I think this whole thing started with two drunk guys sitting there saying: "Hey, I have a great idea. Let's make up a story that will convince grown men to wear an upturned bucket on their heads! It'll be hilarious!"

[@mircat28]

That’s how the Scientologists got started

[@AdrenalineTheory]

This guy is looking at up to 11 years in prison and is treating it like a joke.

[@ScottW-vz4bf]

He figures it’s easier than getting a job and working for a living.

[@TheSMEAC]

He had to read his ‘Emotion for Stay’ 😂

[@melsamanatha123]

I luv Kenneth clausen’s facial expressions. He just wants to start laughing so hard wish he would . Get that sovtard in prison.

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

He's thinking "THIS is why I haven't retired" 😂

[@Fragrantbeard]

Let's not use slurs against intellectually disabled folks, even to rip on sov cits.

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

@@Fragrantbeard Do as you wish We will too 🤣

[@EDSzebra1]

😂😂😂😂I'm dying. I can't look at Kenneth Clauson anymore.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jwleon02]

Judge - What would you like to say in support of your motion, sir? The Fez - [proceeds to read the motion verbatim] Judge - [Internally] Dear God, no! I should have been more specific!

[@MotherMagenta]

As we say in Texas... bless his heart. He is trying!

[@jeffvanmeter1330]

Your Honor, I would like to volunteer my services as an English-BS interpreter. My qualifications are, that I am fluent in BS, and I submit my affidavit of truth, that I will faithfully interpret the defendant’s BS into English and vice versa, so that the defendant and court may communicate with one another, in a fair and impartial manner. Failure to accept my affidavit of truth, is capital felony treason.

[@mika72.-Bois]

I love your application & offer as an English- Bs - English translator! I wish you well in all your future work & Endeavours! 😁 😂

[@ShinnosukeTokuda1684]

Leader Desslok fluent in BS, sounds about right. Comet Empire politics are such bullshit

[@ZombiZohm]

10 months later no one has rebutted your affidavit yet so it has been made an amendment in the Constitution

[@dennisfahey2379]

I have to wonder if SovCits and Shriners misidentify eachother.

[@StephenMintz]

He’s not either, he’s a Moorish American National. Moormish

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

​@@StephenMintzAKA Moronish

[@maryholden3136]

And shroomers...... equally sensible 😊

[@wilycat5290]

😂😂😂

[@sharonbosley6028]

Is that a smile on Mr. Kenneth's face?

[@VincentVanHalen55]

The biggest you've ever seen lol

[@MrDarkmenace1]

I went to Morocco back in 2004 I never saw one person wearing one of those hats. I was well disappointed! I'd also be willing to bet that theres no one there with the surname 'Bey'.

[@kanaric]

Nobody there is named bey or pasha either because they are not fucking Turkish LOL. These people haven't got the memo.

[@jannemakela47]

To be fair a Fez is a Turkish (or more specifically Ottoman) type of hat, rather than Moroccan. And ”Bey” isn’t a surname, it’s a honorific like ”Sir”.

[@robertthayer5779]

​@jannemakela47 or dumass...

[@mrpole4458]

Kenneth is having a good time listening to this nonsense 😂

[@deborahcarver8457]

Now he's having a worse time not laughing

[@jenniferthacker4231]

First, Bless you Mike for your sneeze at the beginning! Now for this guy! I couldn't believe he actually read that ver batom! He even read the dots! He sure was in a panic trying to look things up to read!!! LMFAO 😂🤣 Man, I can't wait to watch the final episode of this guys show! Thanks for sharing! Hope you're having a great day! ❤️🤗

[@EmmaJean007]

11:00 That attorney, bottom left, is LOVING this so cit. 😂🎉

[@matteolaborg]

No affidavit of truth? How disappointing!

[@mancube7645]

😂😂😂😂

[@davidwaring6815]

Milton might want to see what happen to Duuurreelll when he got a 1000 years in Prison playing the Sov card

[@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot]

I actually feel sorry for the other defendants having to listen to this.. Cruel and unusual punishment.

[@nascardave01]

Or entertainment.

[@TRUMP-ki9vn]

If one cannot pronounce the words one is saying perhaps one is completely out of one’s league. Mike, do these people actually believe there nonsense will work?

[@mtmc823]

The female in IONIA County Jail, wants to go back to her cell., PLEASE JUDGE

[@vladimirvlasov4360]

"Done knowingly and intelligently" yeah, riiiiiiiight.

[@ddg9952]

Yeah, if i was defense counsel i would have objected to "intelligently"

[@IroquoisNative]

What is he thinking? This guy can not follow simple grade school instructions and feels confident in defending himself. The Dunning Kruger is strong in this one padawan! 😂😅

[@katiedid334]

The look on Kenneth Clausen's face is priceless,

[@pennkeuka]

So, do the sovcit moors hang out with the Crips, the Bloods or the Aryan Nations in prison? They probably have their own law library.

[@wallyman292]

Him saying "ir-re-PAIR-a-bull" rather than "ir-REP-per-bull" makes me cringe every time. . .

[@jasonhanney547]

What’s funny is these folks who claim to not be citizen but want their constitutional rights preserved..has he really abandoned the script?? That’s his way of having a reason he is losing in court ?? He committed a crime that has a victim… so many questions

[@riffhammeron]

Non-citizens have the same rights as citizens in court proceedings

[@MidgetPunter]

No, he bieleves he has all the same rights as everyone else under the constitution however he has the right to break the law and the courts or anyone else can hold him accountable for the crimes he commits. He feels he doesn't have to follow the laws in the United states.

[@riffhammeron]

@@MidgetPunter even though he feels he has the right to break the law, that doesn't play into the fact that he's still protected by the constitution like anyone else

[@patricknolan1096]

❤

[@Du0M4xw311]

Sovcits in general and Moorish Sovcits in particular embody the mindset of "All rights and privileges of law are mine, but not the consequences "

[@MelanaC]

Is he wearing the Fez ironically? Please tell me he’s not actually serious!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@loisbolton1800]

The fez is covering up the pointy head underneath.

[@tillytea1731]

Mike, he stole your look! Its starting to catch on lol, thanx for sharing xxx

[@WgB5]

Come on judge, don't use the word "understand" say "comprehend." He will never stand-under your authority.

[@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot]

Fezz on the head...fuzz in the brain.

[@jurassicmark_4688]

My country 'tis of Fez, Sweet Fez of liberty, Of Fez I sing: Fez where my Fezzy Fezzed, Fez of the Pilgrim's Fez, From every mountain Fez, Let Fezdom ring!

[@Atlas6355_]

Mr. Bey would like to represent himself! Me: 😂😂 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍺🍺

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤩

[@janamandic5483]

I love how the judge emphasizes RE in represent, since the Sov CIt is only 'presenting' himself.

[@JLova82]

Good, now find out what "RE" means in a legal context?

[@EbonMaster]

@@JLova82 R...E...? As in "Rights Excluded"? Oh mah gawd the judge is trying to get me to give up my rights by saying I'm representing myself!

[@JLova82]

@@EbonMaster No, as in Latin _re_ or _rem_ or _res_ meaning "thing," as in you are a thing not because the [judge] contracts with you while you're there but because you are converted into a thing once you fail to respond to the letter of demand demanding you show up at such-and-such a _date_ - also from Latin _datum_ meaning a "ceding of right to another" - for such-and-such a subject "or else." That naked threat is also called the "summons." Neat, eh?

[@EbonMaster]

@@JLova82 rofl damn thats way funnier than mine. I concede. That straight up sounds like some goofy shit they'd say lol

[@TerrysQuest]

this whole goofy thing about comprehend when they can't say understand because they don't stand under anybody. I guess they also didn't learn that the same syllable can have different meanings in different contexts, as the 'under' in 'understand' doesn't mean ANYTHING about 'beneath' and the refusal to say it is just childish. He probably won't SUBMIT to anyone, either, so what would he call it if he rode in a boat that goes underwater?

[@Kennymac8251]

Milton Bey; Hudson Bey; Montego Bey; Chesapeake Bey. You say Tomato I say Tomato.

[@mollymaciulla1917]

*Adventure Bey 😂

[@dyelawnhotfire]

Salt Bey

[@deeprollingriver52]

Hey Bae!

[@WilliamPoole-rl7ly]

LA de do da bey!

[@msbigdog1460]

🎵🎶 baby why don't we go...to Bermuda, Bahamas come on pretty mama....🎶🎵 🤣🤣

[@arthurneddysmith]

Still looking for that unicorn: a wealthy sovereign citizen with a clean record.

[@leslie49]

I don't understand why defendants who face near incarceration are allowed to appear via Zoom. How many people actually turn themselves in, if any?

[@curiousgeorge1940]

If they don't, a warrant is issued, and nearby (!) LEOs will provide transportation ... asap !

[@Phoenix021628]

I imagine the judge is in his own head like "This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friends. Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends."

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

I HATE YOU!!!! Now it's in my head 🤬 😂

[@anythingforselenas806]

“English mofo, do you speak it?”

[@Eddie-rg1xf]

Kenneth Clausen is trying so hard to hold it together. Meanwhile the man @ Ionia Jail's confusion & boredom is all of us.

[@EmmaJean007]

Mike........... You looking good man. 😏😏😏😏 And your smirk is telling me you're kinda happy. 😎 Love ya dude!!

[@rickjeffcoat348]

That was hilarious. Clausen was about to lose it. That was a fun video. Thanks.

[@richardpowers6576]

Mr. Clausen is cracking up !! God bless him>

[@nascardave01]

He looks like the mooron that Truth Science has been covering lately. I call him Sultan Self Entitled el bey because he was in an Indian owned business on a reservation trying to tell the owner that he was entitled to make purchases with paying sales tax, then at a homeless shelter arging that he was entitled to their service without having to follow their procedures and rules for the intake process.

[@gatsby66]

That homeless shelter video is a classic. His family, including small children, awaited comfortable beds and hot food while he argued with the staff. He was unwilling to sacrifice his pride, even temporarily, for the sake of his family's basic needs.

[@nascardave01]

@@gatsby66 I wouldn't call it classic, more appalling that he put his delusional beliefs ahead of his kids.

[@malovett]

All things considered, this dude was about the most reasonable/least crazy sovcit I’ve seen

[@deborahcarver8457]

That one guy is trying so hard not to laugh

[@sarahloves2443]

I literally said bless you like you were in the room with me lol lol😊

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank you that one snuck up on me😂 I was like really during my intro 🤷‍♂️

[@stanhankins3175]

Some people live in a completely delusional fantasy world. 😂

[@debrawalkermeyer9109]

When the Sov Cit read his soliloquy motion, I thought your head might explode Mike. 😂❤

[@nanaingallswilder7363]

Did anyone else notice that the Judge said ‘Hensley Bey’ over and over but then accidentally said ‘Hudson-Bey’?

[@pollycebula605]

I can't believe the judge did not remove the word "intelligently" from the list of adjectives he used when explaining this man's right to represent himself. It seems to me alot of judges say they won't give these sovereign citizens any special consideration. But they do anyway.

[@pollycebula605]

This was a great judge.

[@megnotmegan1966]

I thought the exact same thing lol

[@JiveDadson]

_Intelligent_ only means that the guy has been told how stupid he is being.

[@nameandbadgenumber]

Kenneth is the best part of the video. He has a permanent smile throughout the entire video; he may need to have his smile surgically removed. 😅

[@Dcorp1974]

Like that judge! I just saw him in DWI case with an entitled defendant. She thought her “disabilities” and poor physical condition entitled her to no jail time- Nope! This judge just calmly explained why she was going to jail… He’s pragmatic and very competent.

[@neonwired4978]

you know it's gonna be good when they have the hat

[@vics8873]

Raspberry vinaigrette, please...

[@michaelhertig574]

Intelligent? - Desposition? And that is not how to pronounce irreparable, to cite just a few. His word salad has made me hungry for a real salad.

[@grampstin9375]

Why is he allowed to wear that lampshade on his head in court?

[@Outnumberedbykidsandcats]

Maybe the judge is going with the idea of pick your battles 😂

[@probablynotmyname8521]

Damn they have legislation that sets a fixed minimum with no judicial discretion for sentencing, thats rough.

[@leslie49]

Sov cit's speech is reminiscent of Damon Wayans' character "Oswald Bates" on his show "In Living Color", right down to the colorful hat he wears with his prison blues.

[@kanaric]

Ya these guys have been a thing for no joke 100 years lol

[@BrendaClark-he3ko]

OMG, that dude in the fez...

[@1HonestAbe]

When asked about his " Supreme Court Motion "... you KNOW he didn't understand/Comprehend the question. He obviously pulled up the script written by El Bey's Leaders Supreme Legal expert to read his homework. Of course we all know... He has NO idea what those words mean. The Judge should ask him to read it over again. You know the rest of the defendants in Zoom Court were glad El Bey had to go first... for Entertainment value

[@4hasnain]

The look of inmates already in jail realizing they are getting a new roommate is hilarious.

[@ashleys.townsend413]

I imagine these Sv Cits sitting around a club house like the little rascals, and Spanky pulling out the hats to the amazement of the other kids! 😂

[@OZUGURU]

You may get 5 years to prepare a meaningful defense 😂😂

[@FattyMateo]

"his waiver has been made intelligently" 🤭👌

[@realkangaroocafevietnam]

The poor old bloke really doesn’t have a clue.

[@richarddickson747]

Mike, To get your black Fez to stay on just sit on a chair then hold the Fez into position then get Deborah Davis to bash it on using a very thick and heavy law book until it is in position. You might have to wear it permanently.

[@kayfurlano1462]

The defendant continues to say he will present himself instead of represent.

[@noneayourbusiness5149]

"Defendant wasn't allowed to make up lies in order to 'defend' himself. Therefore, the court wasn't being fair to Defendant's desire to get away with his crimes." Fixed your verbiage for you, Mr. Sov Citiot.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Dang if i was ever facing 2 years minimum, I would sure want a Lawyer

[@catloverx8]

Bey = brain empty yoyo

[@deborahcarver8457]

Rofl

[@mathprofii7877]

I have asked before: do people start off with a criminal record and then resort to being a sov cit or do they become a sov cit first and then commit all of these crimes?

[@101Mant]

I expect it's a little from column A and a little from column B.

[@jeffnorris8848]

Both. There is a lawyer who went sov cit in Canada and now has lost her law license

[@cmotherofpirl]

@@jeffnorris8848well that woman is certifiable.

[@jim6214]

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" It doesn't make a difference because they all end up in prison in the end.

[@madmonalisa]

have a great vacation! love watching the last 3 years!

[@Rocanala]

Why do they all sound so ignorant? He’s reading and sounds like a 4th grader.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Well, you don't arrive at the Sovereign Citizen philosophy by being intelligent.

[@tiffanysmith3210]

The guy at the bottom left with a tie, and the blue blazer never breaks character.😂 He always has a slight smile on his face.

[@GeoffreyLanglois]

The grin on Mr. Classen's face as the defendant reads his motion is classic. Mr. Bey is asking for an interlocutory appeal, an unusual appellate move that is not likely to be granted absent final judgement in the trial court, at which point it would no longer be an interlocutory or medial appeal.

[@nascardave01]

Sure bet he doesn't understand what he's reading.....

[@okeesmokee6658]

He didn't even understand that everything was denied. Nor did he comprehend it.

[@K-9-force]

And this, children, is why you should not smoke Crack

[@sherimckinney2859]

It always gets me how when they DO answer, they insist on changing the words…they just can’t accept their not in charge… Do you understand? I comprehend. Are you representing yourself? I will present myself. 🙄

[@Tweepx]

I had the same face on as Kenneth Clausen the whole time lmfao

[@kennethcartwright8561]

As thick as two short planks

[@jtiahrt]

Judge Shafer probably hates it when he sees Miltons name on the docket. 😉

[@chriswarfield7520]

That is Correk. Says the man facing multiple years who doesnt want a lawyer. Perhaps he can drive an ambalance.

[@lilmisschris1979]

It is TRUE...they NEVER quit!!! They are most certainly almost always LOSERS, but never, ever QUITTERS!!! BAHAHAHAHA

[@ronnieeubanks6559]

Whoever this guy paid the $1.99 for law advice. He needs to see if he can get that money back. 13:59