MLM TOP FAILS #42 | Monat rep tells her upline she's quitting and shows us what happens

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[@Allisonsaul]

“I didn’t have to take Paid Time Off” GIRL YOU DONT EVEN HAVE PAID TIME *ON* 😂

[@heatherframpton9693]

😂😂😂😂😂😂100% there.

[@DoctorUltraviolence]

HAHAHA YEP

[@laurapardy8297]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀

[@Andrea-nom]

This is the truest comment.

[@jacquelynkrogulski9750]

I died 💀😂

[@Allisonsaul]

Upline: “You won’t be stuck, you can quit whenever you want” New recruit: “I want to quit right now” Upline: “No, not like that”

[@HannahAlonzo]

OMG this is exactly what happened, wasn’t it?? 😂💀

[@leighb8485]

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard! 😂

[@heatherframpton9693]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laurenced.a.945]

I love how she talked about paid time off like it's a bad thing. Like... it's time... you can use to do nothing... while being paid... 😬😂

[@milkteamachine]

Right? PTO lets you get paid while laying on the beach for 2 weeks, without worrying about someone in your downline dropping out and destroying your „business“ 😂

[@maryeckel9682]

She didn't have to take PTO...didn't have to worry about not making money...did have to worry about not making sense.

[@catherinedean3796]

So far this year, I’ve taken three PAID mental health days off of work. And I still have plenty of PTO left for the year. These girls are so dumb sometimes 😂

[@lessthanahome]

I didnt trust her the second i seen her wearing a sun hat indoors 😅

[@heatherframpton9693]

...and when I have been home sick from past employment, using PTO/sick pay...legitimately getting paid while sleeping/napping. 😁 Yeah, as a benefit (etc.!) by working at my 9-5 job... 😁

[@MielforMilo]

I know i'm preaching to the choir here, but i HATE people who say "We all have the same 24 hours." It's absolutely ridiculous that people say that with a straight face. Someone said that to me when i was in university, and I said "i have to wait for the bus to pick me up from uni to drop me off at another bus stop before I could take another route to work. Am I supposed to work on my homework on a bus with no wifi? Am I supposed to work on group projects while I'm at my place of work? Oh right, I'm clearly not motivated enough, of course"

[@katyr2382]

Yes! An 'influencer' here in the UK recently did an interview quoting that exact phrase and received huge backlash (not the first time she has made tone deaf statements)

[@kelleyatc]

I totally agree. Oprah would say it, so would Rachel Hollis. Not taking into account the nanny’s, the chefs, the house cleaners, the drivers, the trainers, the assistants they employ. It’s so offensive and just shows their privilege and how out of touch they are with the average person.

[@Makeup4ever5]

This is the same phrase the annoying gym rats say that people can’t make an excuse to not go to the gym. Like these are the same people who have NO jobs or their job is working AT THE GYM and have no kids. Your 24hrs is t the same as mine

[@VigilantChap]

Right? It's an idiotic thing to say. Even IF we all somehow had access to the exact same amount of time to do things, it doesn't take into consideration anything else that might affect our ability to do things in that span of time, like physical and mental health/ability. It's ignorant and selfish.

[@sadrabbit53]

Everyone sure does have the same 24 hours, but not everyone has the same physical/mental capabilities, schedules, or money to afford help...

[@barbaral743]

We all have the same 24 hours in a day but our responsibilities in those 24 hours are vastly different.

[@loniredden6192]

Yes Barbara!! I feel so validated by this comment. Thank you! ❤

[@deltaloraine]

Yes! And different mental capacity as well. Some people do really well with a busy, structured, constantly working schedule, but it can also cause others to burn out quickly. And I would know, because I’m one of those people haha. Hearing about how these MLM people work every moment of every day just makes me exhausted. I wouldn’t last a week

[@mosesyang4222]

Especially when compared to rich people. Rich people have personal chefs, personal house keepers, personal drivers, personal child caretakers. These things lit frees up so much of your 24/hrs to do whatever you want. Some of us don't get none of these

[@labachaterairlandesa]

@@mosesyang4222Yes! We all have different resources. Even having a car or living close to work or the grocery store can be an advantage. While I have a lot of blessings, it makes me mad when people pull this garbage or the personal responsibility nonsense. It’s always privileged people who are so lacking in empathy, they can’t imagine that someone might have legit obstacles in their life or maybe they had a kid young and it’s been challenging to juggle everything. I’m sorry we can’t all be perfect like you, Mr/Mrs Holier Than Thou. Sorry to rant. This is one of my big triggers, and it didn’t help that I watched the LuLaRoe documentary last week, where the husband kept preaching this crap.

[@milkteamachine]

That text exchange is wild. You can’t be “your own boss” and then be expected to be on every call and report to an upline like they’re your manager.

[@mycatwilleatyou7569]

Even better is this chick is going to school and likely going to grad school while actually running a real small business. She is everything her "upline" could never be. I think her upline may have experienced a little inner turmoil in conversing an ACTUAL business owner lol

[@labachaterairlandesa]

Don’t forget the conventions!

[@Arlekienen]

Binging your mlm playlist to bring me some comfort while I'm on my drive to the Polish-Ukrainian border to pick up my friends and deliver them to safety. It's a 13 hour drive, and I am very grateful to have something good to occupy my ears. Thank you for your hard work!

[@meredithszymanski4720]

Sending you so much love. I hope your trip is okay and that all of your loved ones are safe. 💛 💙

[@HannahAlonzo]

Wow, thinking of you right now in this very difficult time!

[@xiomaras.4403]

oh my goodness i hope you all have a safe trip. sending love! 💓

[@KvDenko]

Godspeed. I'm half Russian half Ukrainian and this situation is so awful.

[@marlyd]

Hope you all get back safely 💜

[@omenala_]

Monat “won every settlement”? That’s one way of saying Monat was forced to settle

[@HannahAlonzo]

I am ashamed to admit that I didn’t even catch that it was “settlement”!!! That just tells me she has no idea what a settlement is 🤣

[@AllLifeIsTravesty]

The woman in the second clip who quit is my personal hero: she stood her ground, stated facts, cited sources, disproved every lie, and didn't let them bully her. *Good for her.*

[@Kimi1968ful]

I thought the whole exchange was stupid. Just say i looked into the company and no longer interested.

[@sadrabbit53]

@@Kimi1968ful Why not make the ignorant upline sputter a bit?

[@FateWorseThanDeath]

Hun: I didn't have to take pto when I was sick. No. You didn't *get* to take pto when you were sick. That's a huge difference.

[@MeganVictoriaKearns]

EXACTLY!!

[@carlic.7555]

"Your 9-5, everything is capped." Who wants to tell these people that there are corporate sales jobs that literally offer uncapped commission.

[@Daaaanielle]

Also, it’s not really capped? If you are good enough you can negotiate your way to a ton of money.

[@MrsMuffin11]

@@Daaaanielle underrated comment 🤣 so true!!

[@sharronaa]

This!!! If theywant to go into sales.. there's so many opportunities out there that are not related to scams. Some sales jobs even have base salary with commissions on top and yearly bonuses! Not to mention actual benefits like insurance and 401k.

[@girlwithanewleaseonlife952]

Even inside sales with no commission would be better than an MLM. At least your given a base salary and it's usually a pretty good one

[@ShanaLawson]

Plus there’s bonuses if I’m not wrong. I’ve been a stay at home mom for awhile

[@hannahanderson2776]

It was so creepy when the texting up-line said “done with my rant, lol. I appreciate you.” Shaming and then false affection. Yikes!

[@KvDenko]

"I told you I'm going to be hard on you" yeah, abusers "warn" their victims too, doesn't make the abuse ok

[@livinonacloud]

I was hotly pursued by an MLM couple when I was in university and they used the same tactics. I didn't even sign up and they wouldn't quit. 😬

[@moringsdaughter]

Toxic positivity

[@Oceana-Crystal]

When she said, “residull income” literally all expression left my face. Just as my hope for humanity left my body. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@JamesQMurphy]

I agree. We all died a little on the inside.

[@girlwithanewleaseonlife952]

I remember when someone used that term when trying to get me to join an MLM haha. BUH BYE :)

[@thegreattortoiseom]

I just thought I was having a stroke and my brain just decided to destroy the word residual.

[@nimeryaspawnbrd1049]

well, she's pitching a shampoo scam while wearing a wig ('cause I don't want to think that plasticky strands are real hair)... clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed... 😅

[@durgaharidas5204]

As for the pronunciation, I think that's how the British pronounce it.

[@littlelamb-]

I love that the anti-mlm youtubers literally have spies in these companies lmao. Pyramid scheme double agents. MLM espionage. Love it lol

[@HannahAlonzo]

It truly is the best 🤣❤️

[@Vinegarissweet]

Lol

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

SpyxFamily, anti-MLM edition 😅

[@capercaillieskye]

"I was super sick, and instead of having *paid* time off without making any money, I was actually making income!" LOL she does know what "PAID time off" means right? XD Yikes!

[@lipglass]

Hey hun have you ever thought about paying to have time off in these trying times?

[@capercaillieskye]

@@lipglass LOL 😂 👍

[@katiekawaii]

That woman who quit before she got in too deep is going to have a great future. She knows how to research, to learn, to honestly evaluate her own choices, to change her mind based on new information, and to stand up for herself firmly and with dignity. *I love her.*

[@humanname99]

the polite disregard for all her upline's objections is everything I aspire to

[@ForHisGlory84]

Seriously, my son is 16 and works 20-30 hours a week, he got sick a few weeks ago and got 10 days off and they gave him paid time off to recover and he still has a few days worth of hours of PTO to claim if he's sick or needs a day off in the future and continues to earn more pto hours just because he's an employee. He's only been working 9 months. He also gets paid time and a half for working every other weekend. This is an entry level position and his first job. Mlm's are offering none of the basic benefits that are even offered to kids just starting off in the work world lol Her whole thing about taking a day off without worry is garbage in an MLM. Her job security pitch is even worse lol

[@TaylorX3]

I love how she explicitly said "verbal contract". She wants no record of this ambassador crap tied to her when it hits the fan.

[@parentingadabsurdum]

“The more people you help, the more money you make.” That’s why people that give their lives to non-profits, inner-city teachers, and full time volunteers are all millionaires. Or, apparently if they REALLY wanted to help people, they would be in mlms, selfish mofos.

[@krisdiane]

That's exactly what I thought. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@obscene1349]

I have been "fired" from an mlm before. The more I watch the more I take pride in that statement.

[@samanthakoch6945]

Hannah - A thought I just had to add to the anti-MLM reasoning: The more an MLM grows, the less beneficial it is to the people who do it. It means less job security, less income, less opportunity. The more a traditional business grows, the more beneficial it is to the people who work there. It means *more* job security, *more* income and *more* opportunity. In a lot of ways, recruiting is just another thing sold as a business development strategy, when they're really stacking the deck against everyone they convince to join them. I hope that makes sense.

[@justinberry6411]

Such a great point!

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Hi, mind elaborating on the less job security for the MLM, please? I can see the bottom rungs of the pyramid don't have much security, but the upper people still have other rungs to pad a fall if people quit (like the Monat purges that Hannah often covers, lol).

[@yolandaponkers1581]

I am just so sick of them talking about the “impact” they’re making. It’s an impact, but it’s not a good one, Jessica. 😂

[@hanaj]

I just took 2 paid days off because I felt like it. I still have 7 weeks of paid time off not counting paid holidays. Girl bye

[@fishieloosey]

So many of them say I promise it will change your life.. but that could mean it makes it worse. So they’re not lying 😑

[@chloegiordano2129]

I've always found the MLM view of passive/residual income fascinating - I get royalties from several books twice a year, the amounts are in the low thousands and I do absolutely nothing to make this happen (the publisher does). I could stay in bed for a year doing no work at all and these payments would still turn up. That's passive income, if you're hustling all day every day on your phone the income (if any) isn't passive.

[@draconicfeline6177]

I gotta get a publisher

[@megsley]

imagine being expected to go to meetings that you're not paid for, and if you can't attend your boss flips out 🤔

[@DazeInn]

During clip 5 one of his bragging points was that they will pay you on time...as if its normal for jobs not to pay you on time

[@AllLifeIsTravesty]

Oh my God, if *anyone* ever spoke to me the way that upline did to her recruit in the second clip I would have thrown hands, truly.

[@imapisces0308]

I wish these people knew what the word ‘retire’ actually meant. My parents are retired, meaning they don’t work. These ladies work 10 times harder than they probably did in their former full time jobs.

[@yolandaponkers1581]

You literally made me cackle at “residal income” 😂 Your reaction was exactly mine!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Oh my goodness I couldn't help it!!

[@YoKinah]

Hahahahh same!!!

[@labachaterairlandesa]

I loved the part where she said you were going to make generational wealth with an MLM. If you start one maybe… Even if you’re a high earner, they expect you to spend money faster than you make it because you need to look successful and rich to help further the illusion.

[@jlayne6205]

When you said "give me the dogs address and I'll send him toys" I couldn't help but to imagine the dog in a little doghouse with little house numbers on his little mailbox and it made me smile.

[@JessicaCondon5]

Omg I burst out laughing when she said "residal" income. I shrieked. I don't like to make fun of people for the way they speak, but something about huns manipulating people makes it feel okay 😂 She was so clearly spouting off words she read on an infographic, without thinking about what she was actually saying. MLM is the absolute opposite of residual income or passive income.

[@hailbones6663]

“Hunsplaining”

[@MrsMuffin11]

@@hailbones6663 🤣🤣🤣

[@hubabaloop]

The upline was definitely rage texting 😂😂 I had to rewind and listen again…so funny “talking bas because they didn’t success in the business” 💀

[@SolarCrush48]

I love to listen to these and laugh every day when I’m packing orders for my actual small business I started. The “what is BBB” sent me 😂😂😂 Thank you for sharing.

[@mallowhoney]

"we have won every settlement" tells me that person doesn't know what a settlement is

[@SassyShelly]

Monat really does suck, My mom got some and I used it once when I was staying at her house. It made my hair so greasy! And also just to put it out there I don't necessarily trust the BBB anymore. once I registered my business as an LLC I started getting offers from them to pay for an A+ Better Business bureau rating.. so apparently you can just buy good standing from the BBB now.

[@itsbridgetnw]

I have to say - this is one of those videos that explains nearly all of the “objections” perfectly. One that you send to a friend who may be considering joining an mlm OR who is trying to argue the factual issues. So well done and VERY well said!! 🙏

[@HannahAlonzo]

Wow, that’s a wonderful compliment thank you!!

[@AllLifeIsTravesty]

31:39 _"But do you really think that someone's up at 3 am shopping on the Monat website?"_ Hun in Patrick Star voice: OH BOY 3 AM! _buys $200 of personal inventory_

[@tanniechewie9763]

😂😂😂 This is so funny

[@xiomaras.4403]

omg getting to see how someone quits an mlm word for word is the besttt so proud of her and hope we see more stories like that bc that would fire me up to quit too 😂

[@laurieann7579]

Update on the second video, she has since removed all of her monat content off of her Instagram and never posts stories about it anymore, also haven’t been seeing her Escalade in any of her Instagram posts or stories either. She’s always been a mean girl, and funny enough I went to high school with her. Made my day seeing her in your video 😂😂😂

[@rachapach6192]

This channel is a blessing honestly. My mother was swindled into joining one of these pyramid schemes because she is very passive. She tends to be a people pleaser type of person so she can be easily manipulated unfortunately.. Literally I’ve tried EVERYTHING to get her to see that MLMs are not good business ventures. Anyway, I’m glad to say that I’ve had her watch this video and a few others from this channel and she is now in the process of escaping the MLM cult she joined. If anyone is empowering women it’s this girl running this genius channel!

[@violetheise4717]

28:18 "clicking on it in a year" Saying hi from a year and a half in the future 👋🏻

[@annacostello5181]

None of the benefits of self-ownership but none of the benefits of having an employer

[@lesleym-i3447]

Love that this Monat girl used Johnson and Johnson as an example when they are still dealing with the baby powder lawsuits, was attempting to file bankruptcy and now are actually splitting into two companies in order to separate the consumer product lawsuits from their pharmaceutical company.

[@viviantong6396]

Sorry for multiple comments! - I prioritized a full time day job (Monday - Thursday, 10 hr days) over my art small business because it truly gave me more time and mental freedom. It was exhausting having to be "online" and "available" 24/7 as a freelance artist. I'm so much happier being able to clock out of work and having the financial stability and space to continue building my actual non scammy small business. It also can make sales online at any time of day and doesn't require scamming other people....

[@kmenttova]

In the US, 55% of pharmacists are women. Pretty sure this profession alone turns out more 6 figure-earning women than network marketing. I hate this pseudo-statistic more than most things they spew.

[@LimorG]

Do pharmacists generally make 6 figures?

[@kmenttova]

@@LimorG Yes. Per US News: Pharmacists made a median salary of $128,710 in 2020. The best-paid 25 percent made $147,690 that year, while the lowest-paid 25 percent made $112,690. Starting salary is usually around $110,000, depending on the state (Cali is around 140 starting)

[@marlyd]

Do they realize that small businesses often just close to take time off and no one has to hold the fort? Customers just come back after the owners reopen? My coffee Roasters just went to visit their son in Italy for 3 weeks and I made sure to get coffee right before so I has enough until they got back

[@PopChanx]

The first hun actually reminded me of Jessica Hickson speaking about how she was always freaking out that the business would fall apart if she distanced herself just a little bit. That's definitely not the same as having PTO, quite the opposite, really.

[@mashaj9785]

It really shows that you're so much more confident, assertive, and passionate in these videos than when you first started - but what has stayed the same is how amazingly eloquent you are on this topic. Thank you so much for putting these videos together every week!

[@labachaterairlandesa]

They’re so well researched, too. She’s like an investigative journalist. I hope she doesn’t lose the sass, though. Her reactions are the perfect complement to her well polished delivery. I especially love the eye rolls. She really captures what I’m feeling.

[@melissaj1310]

Is that Monat upline looking at who is on calls and harassing her downline who aren’t? Ew. What happened to it being your own business and you can set your own hours and decide for yourself what you do or don’t want to do? 🙄

[@shawnconway6009]

'you make money without having to work 24/7 but also if you didn't make money it's because you're not working hard enough'

[@rachelhart3531]

Errr since when was a company you work for paying you on time a flex? That’s what the absolute vast majority of companies do, it’s considered to be extremely bad practice to not.

[@broadwaylover5384]

Upline: If you don't have what it takes, you can quit anytime you want! Downline: Okay, I quit. Upline: *surprised pikachu face* 😂😂😂

[@laurenmarie7051]

Yea you didn’t get paid time off because you don’t even get paid time ON 🤔

[@tarajh]

Hannah is FEISTY today! I'm less than five minutes in and already loving it! Haha 😘

[@HannahAlonzo]

I was a little sassier than normal 🤣

[@angieandaaroncannon]

😂😂😂😂

[@alanforefanart2020]

To be fair, she only promised it would “make a huge difference in your life.” Bankruptcy qualifies as a huge difference.

[@erinw8787]

She does realise that paid time off means still making an income right ? I think she does not know this 🧐.

[@jennifergeorge7280]

She doesn't know because she never had it

[@lilacllama9775]

I am thinking she meant to say unpaid time off....but who knows?

[@linzzz519]

Part of being involved in a commercial cult is changing the lexicon. Retire=quit your salaried job and join a “business opportunity” based on dreams of “financial freedom” Promise=something which may or might not happen, but most likely will not Lawsuit=what all businesses have Job Security=trying to recruit people to your downline Helping people=the best way to make money off people Resi-dule=a word that used to be residual, meaning not working while your downline does the work Time Freedom=working 24/7, working on vacation, working while you are sick Zoom Call=valuable training Your Own Business=a business run by a corporate office Program=selling MLM “tools” and “coaching” on the side Friendship=someone who says they are your BFF in the business and then shuns you if you quit Dogs and Children=a selling tactic to appeal to people’s good nature

[@asarishepard8171]

"Whats the BBB" IM DYING HERE!!!!

[@mashaj9785]

"Why does your MLM have to be involved at all? Why can't you just be charitable to be charitable?" Because they're not charitable, end of story. No really - I'm an attorney that works for a nonprofit. The work I do, if I did it as a volunteer, would be considered charitable. I do really good work, for people who are low-income, to help overcome barriers and get access to REAL opportunities. But I would never categorize my work as charitable because I get paid to sit at my desk for 40 hours a week to do this work (and with benefits, kickass!). I have done /this exact same work/, in a different county, as a volunteer, at the same time that I had this job, and /that/ work is charitable. I did that even when I didn't have to. It ate into my personal life and my personal expenses. And I did /that/ volunteer work... because I believed it was the right thing to do. There was no need to convince me that I needed to donate my hours or expertise to provide legal aid. I didn't need to attach it to some business benefit. I just did it because it was right and I was capable (physically, emotionally, mentally). I don't leave this comment to seek praise or adoration from others - but just because it's such a pertinent experience that underscores the difference between people who are genuinely charitable and compassionate, and those that... just aren't.

[@Tim_Shu]

They really don't understand the meaning of retirement 😂🤔

[@debramccord7707]

The bullies in these pyramid scheme uplines are probably shocked when they get pushback. 👏🏼to the woman who left. The panic radiating from the texts of the upline was palpable. She realized she went too far. As a business owner 🙄shouldn’t she be prepared with information to counter any objections from customers/down lines regarding negative press? She was flailing and it was pretty great.

[@Shoot4AlarmFire]

I once said "I am so glad being sick doesn't mean I have to miss work." Yeah, I am still astounded at how stupid that sounds. And that I actually said it. 😳

[@random_programmer]

Not taking PTO while sick? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@kristyrussell1748]

If I never hear the word "pour" again it'll be too soon!

[@EmpressEllie]

I signed up for “free samples” with Monat last year…. It was an entire ordeal. They say just pay shipping. I was charged $12 CAD for shipping which I know only costs under $5 (I work for the post office). I got 2 samples. What actually happened: I was charged $48 and immediately tried to cancel and my friend the rep tried to cancel, I was told they would refund me and cancel the sample order. After over an hour on the phone for each of us, my order was never cancelled and weeks later I got my samples. I tried the face wash samples and immediately broke out in an awful, painful and hideous rash all over my face. The rash wouldn’t leave for over 2 weeks, despite only using the product once. I’ve never experience any sort of rash before or since then. Awful. Never again.

[@TheThriftyBroad]

I love the lady that did some cursory research, found all she needed to know and was like "Nah dog .... I'm out!" Also side not the BBB is not the trustworthy site I once thought it was when I learned that their paying customers often keep good grades even when they lose court battles and have to settle. CNN Money ( not my favorite publication for sure lol) did a small expose on the BBB it was interesting.

[@rd9728]

I feel bad for the “residull” income girl. She seems really stupid , like not even being snarky, but simply just unintelligent. Sad. The gal who texted back with sources is my hero!!! And to Hannah really like how you clearly explain things, I can almost copy and paste your words into a message if I’m ever approached with this crap.

[@krisdiane]

Either really stupid or intoxicated in some way. She sounded like she either had no idea what she was saying (reading a script she couldn't even comprehend) or she could not give a crap about any of it.

[@emilyward4388]

“Res-i-dal” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jules8273]

this girl with the ambassador program thing might as well start her actual own business. she seems like an evil genius lol

[@thatgirl1947]

I am in fact watching this a year after it was posted so I’m making Hannah more residual income than any mlm hun has ever made.

[@tima2553]

That girl was a lot more respectful than I would’ve been! Wow, she’s being abusive in the name of “tough love”.

[@mc10333]

I was not ready for "What's BBB?" LMAO. Honestly iconic.

[@libertymedicalcommunicatio4908]

Great analysis, Hannah: it’s so difficult to acquire a customer (I mean small business owner), uplines are incentivized to lie

[@TeddyPalf]

When they say they "retired" it's because they started pulling from their 401k to pay for the MLM

[@catz7679]

I always hate when they say "we are helping people" how? HOW? You sell/buy a product.

[@perryegolson833]

It's their way of justifying the fact that they do indeed recruit people into the business, an undeniable fact in MLM. They cannot escape the fact that recruiting is necessary. But they know that it comes with a negative connotation (justifiably so).

[@labachaterairlandesa]

I know. It’s an MLM, not Doctors Without Borders.

[@td13487]

The monthly charge was more than likely the autoships. Even as a MP you are still signed up for auto shipments and they make it super hard to get out of it.

[@chucklehead.smitty]

Ok the dog toy drive really got me. I'm part of an animal rescue and we get MLM reps try to do a find raising party for us regularly. The answer is always NO. For anyone reading this, please find out the rescue or shelter where that animal is and just donate directly to them.

[@jodimeadows]

Two things: First, you mentioned that someone will be watching this video (and getting ads) in a year. Hi, it's me. I'm watching a year after you posted. Second, I am an author, and the way you described the money is pretty darn accurate. (I'm honestly impressed. Author money is so mysterious to most people outside the industry.) Many of us (if we publish with a larger publishing house) actually make advances, so we get a chunk of money upfront (and upon completing different parts of the contract), and then once we "earn through" the advance, we begin making royalties, which is what you mentioned. Not all books earn through their advances (it's totally normal not to!), but it's really nice when they do. I have a few book that have earned through, so I'm still making *new* money on books that published in 2015 and 2016.

[@DazeInn]

It's really funny to me that in the text message conversation she was like return problems and false charges and the monat girl was like monat doesn't cause hair lost! Um i don't she said anything about hair lost but you just said a lot by bringing it up

[@FullyBakedPotato]

I forget that people still watch ads on KZbin when Hannah mentioned it in the video I was like wait…. Oh yeah !!! 😅 thank god for KZbinPremium 😂

[@briannawright6460]

When I was in my MLM I used to think I was helping people honestly. But there comes a point when you have to recognize you’re not earning money and if you keep saying others will make money, you’re being dishonest. So are you actually helping? I agree depending on how long someone has been in they’re either genuine in believing that or they’re being manipulative.

[@MM-cd5xk]

I watch so many of these that I've come full circle to "Maybe I can do it???" Then I have to snap out of it.

[@mallorywishall142]

This was a good one!! Your little graph explaining that "statistic" the girl from clip 3 cited gave me a good lol 😆Your common sense wins every time!

[@HannahAlonzo]

ONE OUNCE of common sense 🤣

[@rebeccaking1679]

You don't "retire" when you leave your job to join an MLM .You are still working

[@DowntownTasty]

I love how they pitch these “oPpOrTUniTieS” as a way to “work on their own schedule” and “have time to do other things” yet every time they want you to spend ALL your time on the MLM 😂😂😂

[@labachaterairlandesa]

I know! Can they please eat dinner in peace? Dang!

[@CarboneCat]

That text exchange is amazing and the ex-recruit was awesome at how she decides that she’s having none of it.

[@wintermistique3399]

The way she pronounced residual pretty much took me out!!🤣🤣🤣

[@HannahAlonzo]

ME TOO

[@DowntownTasty]

The woman with the “ambassador program” HAS to be one of the reps who KNOW it’s an MLM and is just trying to cash in. There’s no way someone who just got swept up in it could come up with something like that

[@lillispad6780]

Okay, why are all these woman always wearing hats inside the house. I wear hats all the time, but in the house, no.

[@luvzdogz]

Woooow. The Ziya one was next level! Credit where credit is due, that's a very creative marketing idea. If only these people used their powers for good. LOL

[@Itsjust_sarah]

Hannah!!! Loving the spiciness you brought in this video. 👏🏻 You are always so well spoken and bring the ‘mic drop’ facts EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[@NeurodiverJENNt]

That motivational speaker that said "you can never go backwards" 🤣 I mean, unless The people in your downlines start dropping out like flies as they always do, or you don't meet your monthly quotas...

[@sunshinesolace3540]

The shaming from the Hun in those texts makes me feel so icky. I struggle working for long periods of time and staying motivated. I get burned out so easily and the thought of being told that I'm not working hard enough or doing well enough for simply trying to take care of myself is something that actually scares me. Perhaps I'm just too sensitive but it's really gross.

[@miaikonteras4006]

I love how on the first cuss word, the beep is right BEFORE the cuss. Like announcing it XD

[@Menoetia]

27:12 Name ONE person who inherited all their wealth from a parent who got sucked into an MLM. I'll wait.

[@erinw8787]

Last week I had to have a day off because my asthma was bad and I slept most of the day - and made money whilst I slept because paid sick leave 🤷‍♀️.

[@pmgandco6322]

I think you should win Best Comment award for this post!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@marinabalabio3230]

It sickens me how low these scammers can go to manipulate other people, I'm proud of my 9-5 work, It really rub me in the wrong way the use of non sense and rhetoric to mock workers like me... the point is to brainwash your naivity and make you think that you can be "smarter" than the avarage worker and earn lots of money with basically... doing nothing! They don't sell the product, they sell a lifestyle. THANK YOU for videos, your work it's precious!

[@VanessaChats]

Clip 5 - It's been possibly 5+ years since I got scammed with my Kagen water filter. The way they get you in is the fact that the water filters cost so much so the commissions are quite large. What they don't tell you, is that making that one sale is hard AF. I've seen/witnessed the Enagic in person presentation. The number of times you'd have to do it then overcome the hurdle that most people don't have $5k ... yeh. Struggle. Also, they don't realise that once someone has bought one.. they don't buy 'more'. That's it.

[@WylliamJudd]

The Zyia ambassador thing actually seems less predatory than actually recruiting people to join Zyia as a rep.