MLM TOP FAILS #43 | Recap of the Monat Directors' Summit, top earners expose the company

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CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
1:13 Ana Luisa
3:19 Monat Directors’ Summit Recap
20:21 Clip 1
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[@carlic.7555]

For people who spend a lot of time bashing corporate jobs, they sure seem to enjoy pretending to be in one.

[@iamkat8104]

💯

[@BunniBeshara]

SERIOUSLY

[@emilyward4388]

Right!!!

[@freeflyer151]

Right, how many times did the first woman say boardroom lol.

[@tors14]

Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@milkteamachine]

There's something almost childlike about these grown adults being (or pretending to be) excited about going to a meeting or signing an NDA, I've yet to see someone in corporate post "yay, went to a shareholder meeting today!" on social media.

[@jray5907]

Right lol I hate meetings 😂

[@Allisonsaul]

This is so funny to read 😂 when you put it this way it really looks so silly 😂

[@parentingadabsurdum]

Yup, those meetings look very similar to the ones I had regularly when I had a 9-5 as a technical writer, which I loved (the 9-5, NOT the meetings)! I had a creative, satisfying position, a great salary, health benefits, paid time off, a 401k… but ewwww, right????!

[@jilliank4157]

They're playing pretend business owner so it makes sense.

[@detert08]

I know! Lol it’s normally “ugh I do not want to sit through these meetings today”

[@tarot_kitty586]

If I said “pour into me” at my 9 to 5 job, I think I would quickly find myself in an “exclusive” meeting with HR.

[@thebookwitch895]

It's definitely a life changing opportunity!!! 😂😂

[@ravenismygod]

I accept not everyone is privileged enough to avoid fast fashion brands, but the fact that someone who claims to be earning *so much money* can't shop from more ethical brands than Shein is so irritating.

[@sadrabbit53]

Any brand recs? Trying to graduate from all graphic tees 😭

[@Faustian_Bargain_Bin]

@@sadrabbit53 check out everlane

[@lostandfoundd]

My immediate thought.

[@HouseofCastro]

My thoughts exactly.

[@raquelfantoni2812]

Thrifting is normally cheaper than fast fashion and is often of higher quality. While I accept there are genuinely people who can’t afford even that, I think most people who say they can only afford fast fashion just don’t realize the cheaper alternatives

[@hadsaw]

Imagine being in a real meeting at a legitimate job and whipping out your phone to film everyone around the table for social media?? So cringe.

[@imoldaf]

@@el-maiki omg yes linkedin culture is wild

[@CLE-EA]

Tax preparer here: none of the things listed by that person are tax deductions. And the reason she thinks she can do that is because uplines have been telling them for years that they can write that stuff off. If a tax preparer is letting them get away with that they are risking their own cpa or EA license by including that on a return.

[@perryegolson833]

You see, this is what I come here for. Actual professionals who comment on these fools and who can explain in clear and coherent English why they are not business owners and how everything they know, or claim to know, is wrong. This is the kind of stuff that can land people in serious trouble with the IRS.

[@davekaio5934]

Great info thanks! I genuinely feel sorry for some of these huns. They just blanket believe everything their upline tells them without any double checking.

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you for your input, I really appreciate that!!

[@CLE-EA]

I had a client who worked for beach body before and her up line was telling her she could write off her monthly shakeology order. I told her no way is that a tax deduction and was prepared for her to argue about it. I printed off articles from journal of accountancy and stuff and she was like “oh. Ok. I thought that didn’t sound right. I just wanted to double check with you since that’s what she told me.” So it wasn’t a fight at all but I was ready for it. Lol

[@Rinchilds]

Yep, none of those things are write offs. Tax expert here.

[@rls7269]

‘Playing corporate’ THE BEST way to describe it. A lot of times watching them talk about ‘running their business’ feels like when a parent has to bring a kid to work and the kid has a spiral notebook and glitter pens and pretends to be a secretary or teacher… like it all feels so … pretend

[@lissyplusrats8287]

MLMers: "look at MY business which is MINE" Also MLMers: "let me sit in a boardroom for several days where I am not making any decisions about business practices"

[@k_leeanne]

Shein clothing definitely screams “boardroom in Miami” as a millionaire. Sure. ….. (I’m not knocking buying clothes from wherever you want to buy them! And she looks cute! But….I’m not sure how many CEOs buy their boardroom clothes from Shein and use that as a flex)

[@SallyLovejoy]

I thought she was showing us her pyjamas!

[@yellowsubmarine31]

@@SallyLovejoy I did too! Then when she was suddenly in heels and saying she was ready for "the boardroom" I said "omg I thought those were PJs!!"

[@Mama_Bear524]

@@SallyLovejoy me too!!

[@HouseofCastro]

Ha! BEST COMMENT! Yes yes I agree, she DOES look cute, but for all the so-called ka-ching$ they’re making,- I’d assuming she would’ve sought out something a bit more “quality”.

[@HouseofCastro]

@@SallyLovejoy😂

[@Poppythedog463]

In my experience, when you sign an NDA, you normally don't post about signing one on social media

[@catsav1]

The new monat product launch had me laughing. So cringey and ridiculous lol. *an image of pineapple appears* 🍍 crowd: "wooo00OOOOO!!"

[@Mama_Bear524]

Right?! 😂😂😂

[@krisdiane]

😂😂😂

[@ladylark10884]

pls that's so funny 😭

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

It feels so forced, and starts the vibes of feeling culty. It encourages you to cheer for that image of a pineapple, even if in your head, you're thinking the flavor isn't that exciting. You don't want to follow the crowd, but you'll stand out if you don't, so...here go the cheers for the pineapple 😅

[@mashaj9785]

Could you imagine if the CEO of Shell was as vapid with their social media as these women are? "OMG guys, we're signing an NDA before our board meeting but don't worry y'all, I'm going to give you ALL the tea on today's live later"

[@DuhLikeTotally]

Mark Zucc going live everyday to talk about smoked meats and how NOW is the best time to sign up to work for Facebook because you could end up winning a "free" trip to a company meeting

[@debramccord7707]

So they aren’t board members, corporate officers, or in any way part of the ACTUAL ownership of the company? It’s like they are playing office. And you’re right about the pouring into us thing. It’s gross.

[@razzle8140]

It's SO MUCH LARPING!!🤣🤣 Paying to play business lady who goes to conferences and pays to have a "company" luxury vehicle and pays to pretend they're not the customer. All the "paychecks" are just rebates in reality.

[@DuhLikeTotally]

@@razzle8140 I haven't heard their paychecks be described as "rebates" before and it's so spot on. They spend so much money on the MLM and instead of getting paid for labor, they get tiny tiny rebates back

[@iamjann]

@@razzle8140 mod that is so true! I have never thought about it like that 😮

[@kateemma22]

Them: I had a board meeting, I signed an NDA, we listened to the CEO, we had lunch and it was so exciting. The rest of us who have real jobs and do this crap every few years: Last time I had to go to one of these I faked appendicitis to get out of it because it's boring as hell.

[@brianhatfield2255]

Lol

[@floraflowers]

MLM huns: that meeting was so exciting!! everyone else in a corporate job: that meeting could have been an email

[@viviantong6396]

As someone who actually sits on a board of an organization and regularly sits on other board meetings and shareholder meetings ... their level of excitement and enthusiasm is legit concerning 😂 even more so with the context of how much they HATE having set schedules, corporate settings, and designated lunch/break times I have never left a meeting going like "YAY WE MADE DECISIONS" ... like .... duh??? Really speaks to how little agency they have in their so-called "business"

[@Poppythedog463]

I'm guessing a part of them actually wants structure and order in their professional lives, and even this sad attempt at that is making them feel actually productive

[@viviantong6396]

@@Poppythedog463 i think so too... it's kinda sad :\ I think I would feel more sad for them if they weren't so high up in the structure. I remember structure was so important when I was doing freelance work

[@floraflowers]

Come on, it's cute watching them being all giddy and excited about something that the rest of us in a corporate job would have walked out of like "this shit could have been an e-mail, I need another coffee"

[@kristyrussell1748]

We love a sponsored Hannah!!

[@HannahAlonzo]

So exciting 🥺

[@luizaviktualia]

I don't understand: if she had to sign an NDA, how is it ok for her to film and post the announcement of new flavours? Unless that has been made public by the company...

[@Mapache095]

I thought that too

[@anon8068]

Was thinking the same thing

[@tamrn007]

Maybe the NDA was for the super duper secret stuff they talk about in the board room. 🙄

[@atheteusalexopoulos6876]

She probably doesn't understand what a NDA is and they aren't pushing the matter cause it was probably just performative to make the Huns feel offical.

[@christopherborum6551]

​@@tamrn007like the new pomegranate flavor?

[@catsav1]

Spoiler alert: the direction of the company is probably "launch new and exciting products " and "recruit, recruit, recruit!".

[@detert08]

It’s so weird they think it’s a flex to be in board meetings. Sounds like the “corporate” jobs they hate. Oh, you’re literally saying this as I type it 😂

[@tula_lula2662]

I'm so embarrassed just watching this. It makes me sad that actual grown ups behave this way while basically playing make believe. It's just sad.

[@pickeju]

I work in a pretty boring, casual office, and normal people try to avoid the conference room because in a real job it's where productivity goes to die (also it's always really cold for some reason). There are soooo many jobs out there for these women if they want to get paid a real wage to attend meetings. Someone *please* start a project manager MLM!

[@Zoot_of_Anthrax]

Lol, smartsheets was basically a project manager mlm. When the company launched they gave PMs cash incentives to get companies to buy licenses. So PM would push for company to use smartsheets vs something like excel or whatever, and for X number of licenses the company would buy the PM would get a kickback. Afaik they dont do that anymore, but now the market is saturated and every PM is pushing smartsheets

[@fangirl1234fangirl]

Sooo true about the conference room

[@kadeelacayo4806]

Always so cold, training rooms too

[@madisonbutler3874]

I just about lost it when they all started cheering when a pineapple came up on the screen. WOOOOOOO FRUIT!

[@iexist1604]

People don't realise how vulnerable you are when they prey on you. I was recruited from an SA survivors support group and she hadn't had that trauma. It's important to be a voice for those who have had theirs taken away. Thank you ❤️

[@dumpster.pool.planetoid]

that is sickening -- i'm so sorry that happened to you

[@iexist1604]

@@dumpster.pool.planetoid thank you so much. Were you in an MLM?

[@dumpster.pool.planetoid]

@@iexist1604 fortunately no, i hosted and attended pure romance parties for a friend who was in it, but she didn't try to recruit me because she thought the "it's your own business" thing was weird and she just wanted to be a sales rep. thankfully, she was only in pure romance for six months max. i didn't learn MLMs were scams/high-control groups until years later, but i still regret participating in my friend getting scammed, losing some money, and wasting lots of time

[@iexist1604]

@@dumpster.pool.planetoid thank goodness your friend got out and at least she was nice enough not to pressure you.

[@stormieo4252]

Haven't gotten into the video yet, but YAY A SPONSOR!!! You deserve it, I'm happy for you!!

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you so much!!!

[@NinjaFalllow]

Why would she need to go get her nails, tan, eyelashes, or hair done when all of that stuff is supposed to be taken care of by Monat products? Is she a saying the monat products aren't cutting it for her?

[@MrTrystenmeunier]

Omgggggg “playing corporate” is the BEST way to describe this type of behaviour

[@luvzdogz]

Yes, they're definitely playing "Corporate" with these videos! None of what they're doing is special. Having been in Corp America over 20 years, this is pretty typical. And I agree with you Hannah, it make them look like they're contradicting their "anti 9-5" rhetoric. IMO, they're doing this (amongst other reasons) to legitimize the business.

[@Pippa87]

I was so glad when you said “poured into you” was gross. I’ve heard it so much and each time I have a physical reaction to it 🤢

[@Alyssa_M513]

I gagged a bit when she said that 🤢😆

[@kateemma22]

I makes me cringe every time.

[@Rachopin77]

Lmao Im a freelance artist and also do some consulting for companies, and I pretty much always charge an hourly rate to be in meetings and on calls. I couldn't imagine being in a meeting all day for a company I don't own or get a salary from and not be getting paid.

[@martabanasiewicz6353]

Ya that’s because you actually have a job, don’t play corporate for a weekend

[@imoldaf]

THIS! In corporate jobs if you have to go to something like this they pay for you to fly out and you're still getting your salary. Just run of the mill.

[@emilycrimmins1122]

I think it's hilarious that the costs are taxable income. When I go to work conferences, costs are covered completely by the business (except alcohol).

[@TaylorX3]

As an Auditor, you CAN NOT write of beauty treatments and clothes(work uniforms are an exception. A rep could potential write of car mileage, phones, website fees and computers. Write offs don't make purchases free.

[@untidyfan]

Totally need this pinned. I was a tax return preparer, and a RTRP when the IRS made that a thing. If someone sat down trying to claim tanning and lashes, I would have a fun time educating them otherwise.

[@TaylorX3]

@@untidyfan It should be against compliance for them to claim that they are writing off clothes, beauty treatments and etc off on their taxes. Many of the reps in their downline aren't making enough money to higher a tax professional and will most likely file themselves. They won't received the education and will end up in hot water with the IRS.

[@untidyfan]

@@TaylorX3 Absolutely. It's akin to an income claim, but potentially more damaging. With the money they spend on starter packs and product, the reps should receive an expert-led contractor finances training, so they know what is considered revenue (like trips and car payments), what they can write off, and how to calculate their bottom line.

[@bethray2397]

I’m a nurse and I can’t write off my scrubs

[@TaylorX3]

@@bethray2397 so work clothes are a miscellaneous itemized deduction. The total of Itemized deduction can only be deductible if it goes over 2% of your Adjusted Gross Income. Most ppl don't itemize because it would be lower than the standard deduction. The uniform has to be required by the employeer and can't be worn as everyday clothing.

[@kaiticolorful8544]

This is too funny! In my career field, I work with many actual board members and I think it’s important to point out that real board members are hand-picked, personally invited, and fully compensated to attend the meetings in which they provide reviews, advice and direction to the company and their projects. I highly doubt these boss babes are playing this role for Monat.

[@sunnyscott4876]

You are far and away the #1 go-to anti-MLM channel on KZbin. 🌟🌟🌟

[@annawolf6020]

Not only is it funny that they are so excited to be doing corporate job things but this summit wouldn't even be possible if it wasn't for the corporate workers high up at Monat

[@MaidMirawyn]

That was my exact thought! The entire thing is run, planned, and staffed by actual corporate employees who receive an actual paycheck for their work, with actual benefits.

[@CHloE748]

They do nothing but talk crap about “corporate” but then when their scamming company does anything “corporate”-like they brag about it and act like it’s the most amazing, rare, special thing ever 😂 They act like teens who get a real office job for the first time (it’s cute when they do it, but these grown ass women who claim to own their own businesses, not so much)

[@mayersonprime]

I don’t blame them.I would also scream and clap if I saw pineapples 😂😂😂 ( favorite snack and food )

[@helenelittmann8875]

So obvious this targets women without much career experience. Conferences and business trips are pretty standard in many job sectors. I honestly thought the first clip with the woman in the bright orange Shein outfit was posing in her pajamas at first. Totally, yes, playing at "business" in a way that is calculated to impress a naieve audience. Not the customers but the future new downline reps.

[@crpeoplemover]

💯!! Also, the future downline reps are the only customers 😒

[@dumpster.pool.planetoid]

new Hannah video pops up just as I'm doing my makeup 😄 EDIT: 12:55 love your analysis of how they're playacting at having a 9-5 corporate job. it's like a LARP (live action roleplay), except LARPers act like warlocks or vampires in order to have fun with their actual friends and usually no one ends up with hair loss or thousands of dollars of credit card debt

[@loosilu]

Imagine being this excited about going to a freaking meeting. She looks like a hillbilly who never left her hometown. I'm expecting her to post video of an escalator because she's never seen on in real life.

[@babyvia6712]

USUALLY. Unless your LARPing session gets wild and you get into a physical fight and end up ripping out your scene partners hair and you have to call your mother to bail you out. I think that insane hypothetical scenario that I just came up with is really the only time you might have credit card debt and missing hair after a LARPing event.

[@loosilu]

@@babyvia6712 Nah, that would never happen.

[@babyvia6712]

@@loosilu I know that. I was joking.

[@noahyvr3739]

imagine claiming on the internet to be a successful biz entrepreneur, only to find yourself cheering for knockoff fizzsticks that you didn't even know your company was releasing lmfaooooo

[@raychul33]

So embarrassing haha

[@Allisonsaul]

Hannah you are such a fantastic balance of sass and well-spoken… you just keep getting better and those “gotcha” truth bombs are popping in more and more! ♥️

[@HannahAlonzo]

Allison!! Thank you!

[@Allisonsaul]

@@HannahAlonzo Ah I mean it! The last few videos in particular you’ve made observations that I’ve genuinely been like, Ooooh BOOM! And I watch a lot of anti-MLM content. 🤣

[@catstickler]

I 1000% guarantee corporate isn't going to implement literally anything these reps are talking about in these "strategy sessions." Also, she signed an NDA. She can't actually post that. She could be brought to court by Monat.

[@maryeckel9682]

Mandy is dumb as a post, and that's an insult to posts.

[@catherinedean3796]

I sincerely hope she does

[@Just_CoJo]

I've been looking for affordable and beautiful jewelry for my wedding. I just found it! Thanks Hannah! I love that you're sponsored!! I hope you had a great birthday, as well!

[@linzrojo]

You rolling your eyes at them screaming was classic . I have to say I love spicy Hannah 😂😂

[@StrongopinionsRus]

I LMAO’d when Hannah started whooping and cheering! 🤣

[@ColoradoLJ]

I feel like her tax person is either really bad OR they are going to exclude all those expenses. I’m no expert, but I do have a BS in accounting & I took several tax classes. People love to pretend they can write those things off, then I bet they just never bring it up again when they find out it doesn’t work that way.

[@rachclare8245]

Over 18k subscribers and a sponsor! I’m so dang happy for you 💛

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you so much 🥺

[@CLE-EA]

I’m pretty sure I first heard that comments about being “poured into” from Dave Hollis when MacAttack is talking about him. And Mac giggles about it so much that it makes me start laughing too and I feel like Mac and I are 12 year old boys laughing at a dirty joke. 😂

[@guppywuppy6429]

Interesting how in the graph there are no numbers. If there is anything I learned in my statistics class is that good data representation should include labels. They labeled years no no money. There’s no reference. Of course Monat would NEVER show those numbers. Btw just found your channel and I love it!! I also watch CC and you all are queens👸🏻

[@KM-re1el]

No no no those are not deductions. Not unless she is literally a model can she deduct her hair and nails. Who is the CPA who is filing her taxes and risking an audit?

[@furiscafynn6275]

14:07 : "Third of all, why are we yelling?" I don't know why that cracked me up! Your tone and sentence certainly summarized how I feel about this - it seems like a case of wanting your cake and eating it too

[@ghost_jawn]

Also, I think it’s funny how much they love playing corporate when they’re constantly talking down on 9-5 jobs.

[@shelbygerlack2808]

LMAO you absolutely can NOTTT write off lashes, hair, tanning, ect. on taxes 😭 This truly shows how little they know about finances or real business in general. I'm in shock! 🤣

[@iamgriselda]

I hate the term, “pour into us” and alsoooooo if they were business owners, why would they have to talk about how their company “takes care of them”

[@katestewart6274]

That consultant has not watched the Schitts Creek episode with David and his “write offs” lol

[@verucasalt4535]

Interesting that they're signing NDA's and then immediately post photos & videos for everyone to see. So embarrassing!

[@vl9488]

I lost it when Hannah screamed with the people 😂😂

[@RedwingBB]

"It's crazy that they want our opinion!" said no corporate board ever.

[@aismakessounds]

The excitement over NDAs is killing me. I've had to sign NDAs at more than one job, including my current one, and it wasn't even because I was being told sensitive information, but because I was just AROUND sensitive information that I could possibly overhear/see. They're pretty standard in any law firm or lab setting, including maintenance staff and contractors. You aren't exactly important in the company if you sign one, and they're pretty common.

[@BlancaPerdomo]

You and I are on the same wavelength! I immediately thought of 9-5 jobs ( for me Social work when she said “in the field”) So much for NOT wanting to be like corporate America 😂😂😂🤣

[@chumpess]

Monet came to Australia last year? Huh…I haven’t heard a thing from them here. I sometimes check the socials of the ‘huns’ in the local area/state to see who and what to avoid…but when I tried searching for Monet, all I got were people selling prints of beautiful paintings 😆. I mean, it doesn’t mean they don’t exist around here, but not even my mlm obsessed sister has sniffed them out yet. Let’s hope it stays that way.

[@najah7781]

very sad to see ADULT women being excited to pretend they have a corporate job... these poor girls.

[@brandonbarclow3135]

I've signed a few NDAs for my job. Never once did I post it on social media. Also...If it was a REAL NDA, you damn sure wouldn't be allowed to pan the room and record a video of the meeting!!!! So damn fake. These people...Geez!!!

[@omniarexsum]

It's so ironic that the first person shared their shein outfit because MLMers are always railing against those who organically share online what products they're using - e.g. their beloved Starbucks example - because when you do it you don't get payed for it and they would "never".

[@casmas1997]

My dad once told me after I fell for a cutlery selling MLM that any "company" thats makes you pay to become a part of it and don't pay you for training isn't a real job

[@HSSG7]

Agreed!!! I've never had a job where company training wasn't paid. Not sure how these huns seem to think "Free training" is a flex 🤷‍♀️

[@draconicfeline6177]

@@HSSG7 I just did... Will see just how fucked i am soon.

[@cece0w086]

I love how she is just cracking up during the videos and cringing at the same time😂

[@EleanoraDzen]

6:21 feels like your just arrived at an Eastern European kindergarten early in the morning and the teacher is telling you to wash your hands before eating breakfast

[@MusicalErika]

“The peasants in their down lines” I’m dying! 🤣

[@Just.a.girl.named.Kristy]

“Hi I’m Sandie Mue, and let me show you how awesome my company is!!!” {insert stagnant and decline in sales} 🙄🙄🙄 are we sure those Monat products are causing any kind of lasting effects to the brain??

[@catherinedean3796]

SANDIE MUE I-💀💀

[@carolinemcalister4634]

See this Paparazzi huns, this is how you get paid to sell jewelry. Go Hannah! I love that you’re getting to rub that in the jewelry MLMs faces 😅

[@anmyrac19]

You are extremely interesting to watch! You have receipts and common sense. I spent thousands in an MLM, hoping to make it big. I realized that wasn't going to happen for me. I'm embarrassed at how much I spent on products that I had to turn around and sell at a reduced price. Thank you for doing such a great job. It's a pleasure to watch. Congrats on a sponsor!!!

[@kristenhall283]

They seem to think NDAs don't apply to sharing anything and everything n social media.

[@amieparham7657]

I can kind of understand the last lady, I used to have an Etsy shop, and I typically would use my profits from my sales to buy more fabric,sometimes to make more products, but often it was an excuse just to buy what I wanted without guilt and without having to fit it into the family budget.

[@luizaviktualia]

I'm sick in bed and just binge-watched your last few top fails videos. I had just reached the end of 42 when I saw this! Perfect timing and thank you so much for the distraction!

[@Mirarden]

Doing the exact same thing while in quarantine!

[@peachontwitta]

“It’s a good day when you have to sign an NDA” lmaoooooo girl WHAT

[@DuhLikeTotally]

P-P-P-PINEAPPLE!?!?!!!! AAAAAAAA*screams like Keanu Reeves just walked into the room*AAA!!!!!!!!

[@msmagsmn]

Thank you for your facial expressions re: the words 'pour into.' My sentiments exactly..

[@madeleine8515]

You look extra beautiful today, Hannah! Glad to see you're getting sponsors too, you deserve them!

[@MarciaBelen]

I'm not from the US so I don't know much about your tax law, but it is a basic principle that you cannot write off personal expenses. You could justify your clothes can be a write off because you need to look a certain way (many people have tried, I know of a guy that was a professional and put his suits as a write off, and went to trial to fight it) but it's shady AF and the government can absolutely deny them to you. Any accountant in the US that can complement this? 😅

[@elliejane72]

My dad was in the ministry for many years and at one time someone had him check into seeing if his suits and ties and stuff like that would be tax deductible because that’s what he preached in. Ministers who wear robes can deduct the cost of the robes so that’s what they were thinking. What my dad found out was that he could deduct those items ONLY if he left them at the church. He would have to change when he got there and then change when he left. The ministers that wear robes usually don’t walk around shopping in them😂 that’s why they would be tax deductible. So I guess if the hun puts her eye lashes on when she gets to the party and takes them off before she leaves she MIGHT be able to deduct them😂😂😂

[@JoJo-vl8jb]

Being stuck in a board room all day sounds so BORING!

[@beyourownsunshine5548]

I don’t know why they think this is a brag like if I was Expected to be in a business meeting all day doesn’t matter what country I am in I better be getting compensated whether it’s my Trip being paid for it or would like an hourly rate wage or something

[@InevitableSecrets]

This meeting for a "health and wellness" company screams Super Spreader Event

[@Saerise]

I work daily with VPs and directors, sometimes our CEO. So many meetings over the years. Sometimes catered. I’ve never had to sign an NDA for one meeting. Neither did we line up or pose for selfies at the meetings. This is ridiculous and silly. 😂 It’s like they are cosplaying us corporate queens.

[@maria.x]

CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST SPONSOR HANNAH !! 😍

[@taraderosa2969]

I have never once posted a photo of myself in a board meeting because IT’S WEIRD!

[@KinniMoo]

I have round tables this week or next week with my director and used to sit outside the svp of our division and could just walk in his office at will. Oh yeah I had a round table with our last ceo and we do video calls at least once a month with current ceo and the executive team. Ok, I have only had 1 paid trip. It was with my director to train a group in what my group does. However, I do get crazy things like a guaranteed paycheck, vacation, and even insurance 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gxbrxela]

congratulations on the sponsorship 🥰

[@pattyrace9]

A news anchor tried to deduct wardrobe expenses from her taxes over several years she lost

[@amandaengastra1496]

I really do love the Ana Louisa jewelry I own, I’m not sponsored. I’ve had many pieces for 2+ years and they look brand new with moderate wear. Great quality and no tarnishing, unlike my Pandora jewelry which I’ve been so disappointed with.

[@Alexavidakovic]

Here’s what gets me: these titles like Sr Exec Director. Director of what? They don’t direct people or the company direction or teams. Factually, an SED is an SED because of how many carts of shampoo she processed from Instagram last year (meaning sales volume). It has nothing to do with being an executive. Maybe someone should ‘pour into them’ this fact. LOL.

[@rmotek1]

I love your videos Hannah, you are so well spoken and you often bring a fresh take! Congrats on the sponsor- I have a pair of Anna Luisa earrings that I LOVE!

[@bibwitheart977]

*-signs NDA* *-records and posts videos of presentations and board meetings including unreleased products and strategy sessions* 🤨

[@williamho2940]

So it's basically schoolchildren role-playing on career day, but in adult bodies... Also what she is wearing isn't exactly appropriate for a corporate board meeting. She looked as if she was going on girl's day out for brunch rather than a corporate meeting.

[@ladyviking]

These women - I can’t help but feel how utterly powerless these women have felt/been in their own lives up to now; it makes me so sad. So, so traumatized and deprived of feeling autonomy and confidence- The second they get support and positivity, they are easily manipulated.

[@ShannonM1004]

I'm picturing the big wigs of these companies, leaving these summits (conventions) laughing their butts off at these people. Lol

[@CarboneCat]

That summit looks like what a fantasy corporate world is for these top huns. It’s both hilarious and sad.

[@TRIChuckles]

That is so true. Sad and so horrible at the same time.

[@raquelbrandao.atelier]

These events are so cringe, I can't with the screaming in the board room hahah makes me feel so embarrassed for them 😂

[@rd9728]

Once again I love how you break things down, you explain in a simple and direct way. These people are big yikes!

[@hallo.kitteh13]

Ahahaha! Yes!! Hannah, thank you for pointing out the connection between a typical corporate 9-5! It's hilarious 😂 I almost missed the irony!

[@polinatalmeltzer450]

Imagine like DREAMING to party with your “corporate” 😂

[@midwifeohyeah22]

I feel like none of these people have actually worked a corporate job I have a family member who works in the Tech industry and they are literally getting a whole island for their company to do a retreat and she gets like 5 months off for maternity leave. Corporate jobs a lot of times have really giant perks.