Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like to See (The Odds & Ends Cut)

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

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[@brentwigley5382]

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[@rohypnotist6263]

Thanks , I needed a laugh today and this had me in stitches .

[@scign]

Not sure what's funnier: the skits or this FAQ!

[@theunknown8595]

No.

[@InservioLetum]

Done. Few grammatical idiosyncrasies, a typo or two, but nobody's perfect. A for effort.

[@rikb380]

How long Hugh has been doing this and I don’t think the man misses once. Absolute legend

[@chasethames2845]

He was the only full time regular contestant he was in all 200+ episodes and one of my personal favourites

[@gamerk1058]

YMCA … what started this whole section hahahahahhaah.

[@daviddonald9738]

“I’ve had a few medical problems this year…. “ Frankie’s most brilliant line. Hugh only could just stand and grin.

[@davidranson3797]

I have heard that line so many times. And I laugh out loud every time. I think it's one of the funniest jokes ever

[@joshuaaaron125]

This and the line about Diana and the minefield 😂

[@alconfalcon]

12:24 *“NO DEAL EDMONDS! YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME THE MONEY, OR I’M GONNA START SHOOTING!”* “Inadvised Things to Say in Court.” Bloody hell, that was good timing.

[@LiveHedgehog]

"Midway through the orgy, Ron winked at Harry. 'This is better than Quidditch' his eyes seemed to say" Legitimately sounds like a line from one of the books.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

And from fanfictions.

[@TomFynn]

Harry Potter and the Orgy of the Phoenix

[@baz810]

This is the best compilation of them all. Frankie and Hugh....a cut above the rest

[@coltino99]

One thing Frankie could do is make the next guy wait til the audience had settled down. His jokes were that good

[@PassiveSmoking]

You can tell this is really old because the jokes about Jimmy Savile are all about how he talks.

[@stifynbaker2914]

I can just imagine the look on Hugh Dennis' face, the morning he woke up and thought, "Well, I won't be doing that fucking impression again..."

[@DanBeech-ht7sw]

Yet refreshingly contemporary with its reference to president Putin

[@pwuk]

Mickey flanagan's more recent take on Saville is hilarious

[@quuxummephitida1219]

@@stifynbaker2914 And Showaddywaddy was never heard from again. 😿

[@andrewdillon7837]

"If we're all at the party,Who's looking after Madeline ?"

[@victordevonshire807]

This is the best I have seen of mtw. Forgot this collection. Better the second time around.👍

[@retepsnikrep]

Just a general thanks for all the hard work on these compilations. Your the daddy!!

[@UMBR.]

Yu'roe*

[@hiccup1975]

You're

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

@@UMBR. what the fck is that?

[@UMBR.]

@@worcestershiresauce6377 Absolutely.

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

@@UMBR. MOO!

[@derdork3233]

I Like british Humor. I don't get every Joke because i don't know every british Person they reference and/or their TV shows, But still great.

[@juicedrip809]

Me too, me too

[@felixroberts6346]

I’m British and still don’t get all the references 😂

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

​@@felixroberts6346 the jokes are definitely of their time. which was around 2005 for the early seasons

[@joshswinden6281]

Our British comedy is more thought through

[@Jason-yk1nt]

If you like our comedy please embrace the U

[@bradley8744]

"today I had my traditional Christmas roast Phillip at the front" haha still love these.

[@philipsmith9688]

9:34 definitely no, confused for the no entry and right turn on the ground but I look for empty spaces people could emerge from or in this case reverse into

[@welshwolfie8806]

I don't get the jokes or some references, the political ones mainly anyway, but the way they deliver most of these jokes still make me laugh so much

[@michaelbarry5933]

But it would be good if Russell would get away from the mic after making the joke. He milks it like a cow.

[@87654321j]

there's the bell and the schoolgirls I've been spying on go back to their classroom lol comedy gold

[@benjamingeiger]

Ed Byrne at around 1:09:55 is my spirit animal.

[@marionbayley1351]

My goodness, Hugh’s first answer is chilling - even without hearing it over a tannoy!!

[@mmjackk667]

The long jump is much more exciting, now that we've found out there's a mine in the sand pit.

[@TheHutchy01]

Milton is LSD in human form I'm sure

[@Verybigbottleofv0dka]

I agree 100%

[@brohanime]

you've obviously never taken acid lmao

[@Daf__XL]

That moment you thought the VHS intro was cheeky and awesome just to realize the video is actually in VHS quality... RIP

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Most of the videos I got was off the internet and were atrocious quality. I wish I knew better quality sources.

[@duckideva]

@@mindlessgonzoalt I mean, some of these were broadcast at the very beginning of the Moore's law tech boom. Broadcast TV was that low resolution, because TVs were that low resolution. Unless there are master tapes somewhere that the BBC ever releases, these qualities, at least for the early seasons, are the best that probably exist. As an aside man, these compilations helped me get through the pandemic, and the recovery...and probably now the new pandemic if covid case rising numbers are right. This was a lot of work on your part, and I am so grateful to you for doing it. Thank you.

[@webkilla]

oh gods all those christmas jokes... my sides are in orbit

[@SO_DIGITAL]

British comedians are awesome

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Some of them are ...

[@God_gundam36]

@@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 they are pretty good tho

[@landonorris6]

Irish...

[@davidmerrick1085]

@@landonorris6 not many people care about the Irish so give it a rest

[@landonorris6]

@@davidmerrick1085 Your confusing opinion with fact...

[@serrie85]

I always thought Harry Potter was very unreal. Okay the flying on broomsticks and the magic I believed. But a ginger with two friends ?

[@davidmerrick1085]

@steve gale twat

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

I wonder why the reply originally signalled here was obliterated by The Censors.

[@whatname1984]

The dream team of mtw : Frankie Boyle , Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne.

[@Verybigbottleofv0dka]

It's happened a couple times, pretty good if team if you ask me

[@vinylviper1971]

Correctamundo!!!!! A word i've never used before and never will again......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@biggusdickus5986]

​@@vinylviper1971"Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy👍👍

[@eleanorcooke7136]

​@@vinylviper1971 Hello, Doctor.

[@glitchxero4687]

Turns out "I'm like George Bush, only less intelligent" is an effective strategy for getting elected in the US.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

Being anyone but Hilary Clinton is an effective strategy.

[@landonorris6]

Trump...

[@horusgrumpygills7152]

Still relevent

[@SamuelBlack84]

It speaks to the mindset of the majority of the population

[@TomFynn]

US in 1776: In this country anyone can become president. We are very advanced. US in 2020s: In this country anyone can become president. We are fuxored.

[@abistarr4820]

Things a cricket commentator would never say: 'Well, this is interesting!'

[@nathansmyth2602]

Love this show spend every night watching it

[@renlentlesstourist7574]

1:11:32 Best 10 seconds of the whole clip! I LOVE ED BYRNE!!!!!!!

[@blueswingdown]

the whole bit after as well

[@northlonguy]

Bravo Jonathan. That all pretty perfect to me. All the best for your career.

[@PhoeniksStorm]

Anyone know which episode it was that they had to redo Scenes we'd like to see because the got to the scene to slowly and Ed acted like a FBI agent and made them get to the scene really quickly

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

It might be either Series 4 or 5 extended episode from the Too Hot For TV DVDs. Unfortunately no one titled the extended episodes properly or have them elsewhere that isn't on KZbin so I'm screwed out of that.

[@coreymurray432]

So in other words, what do we have to do in order to see those scenes?

[@zacharben9801]

Corey Murray *

[@heart29100]

Corey Murray Google ed burns fbi scenes we'd like to see. Might come up :)

[@ZrinNZ]

I bet that if Frankie Boyle did the "One piece of compelling evidence, he's black" line, he'd have been given a standing ovation.

[@bengreenbank4856]

12:54 how did Frankie predict the future?

[@GMchow]

I've watched the ones that made the cut so many times that I could tell for each one whether I'd heard it or not before they finished their sentence 😂

[@kennyhagan5781]

We sure could used Andy Parsons here in the US. I couldn't think of a better person to be the anchor for the evening news. Perhaps it would lead to people being better informed, which would really help us right now.

[@aidanthompson6952]

Good editing funny content good job

[@paulryan9818]

12:14 I watched a second or two of Loose Women when it used to come up during COVID and no one was working, and Frankie's kinda right about that. XD Luckily it was when I was leaving the room.

[@niwty]

Frankie Boyle absolutely steals this. So sadly missed on this show.

[@philipdawson7800]

Andy was a fucking menace on the Christmas specials.

[@Doogie2K3]

Damn, hearing it all at once you really notice how much Frankie reaches for the same AIDS joke.

[@brandonmcnerlin7703]

bad ways for the PM to address the nation; Now Ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain, i have come to tell you what the story in ballymory exactly is

[@lilfizz1619]

Brandon Mcnerlin XD

[@nikbol43below]

Milton Jones is incredible at delayed jokes.

[@Ryno2094]

yea incredible at lazy comedy, the most unfunny "comedian" ever

[@tescobinliner]

@@Ryno2094 he's a genius compared to the complete shit they have on this show nowadays

[@joeking1584]

The final one took me a minute. At firat i was like "well youd just look a bit stupid....oh i get it"

[@RatelHBadger]

1:00:05 that aged BEAUTIFULLY

[@dylanhaslam1285]

1:11:55 sounds like ed is about to cry 😂😂😂

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

Yes, it's just what I wanted 😂. Everytime.... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ennanitsua]

I've watched this repeatedly, (and I think I noticed this before), but when just listening to the video, it becomes really obvious that jokes about HIV/AIDS were Frankie Boyle's go-to for a while.

[@liketheroman]

Yeah, it really bugs me (no pun!) and doesn’t really accord with his socially progressive schtick.

[@sstigger38]

Ed Byrne maybe awesome at around 1:10:30, but Frankie Boyle with his joke: "This dish requires a little extra salt, SO I'M GONNA FUCK IT!" PRICELESS!!!!

[@joeking1584]

Dear BBC: I recently subscribed and would like to sue for false advertising...

[@trevanminnig3499]

11:14 (me in the future, I hope you come back to this and enjoy it just as much as past you did.)

[@scootbonds8797]

Just checking in the future 6 yrs to see if you rewatched it and thought it was still funny , lol

[@trevanminnig3499]

@@scootbonds8797well, 6 years ago I definitely would’ve been cackling, however I did still chuckle at this! Thanks for the reminder lol, see you in another 6?

[@tesmith47]

This is fantastic please bring to america!!!

[@coltino99]

Good morning class 2b, today we’re going to learn how to count to 21

[@arjunsamji6091]

I want to be a comedian so I can be on mock the week and meet Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne

[@mmjackk667]

I would like you to call me "President Showaddywaddy".

[@cameronmoores855]

Chris Addison looks like a 70s hippy

[@polcurley8940]

Sill disappointed that that no one said "This is the voice of the Mysterons..."

[@Unofficially_Mothman]

Best bit starts at 1:07:56 ed starts loosing his shot

[@Dementiumfan1990]

That LA Law joke is even funnier when you realize episode 10 in season 1 of LA Law is about a gay man with AIDS charged with the mercy killing of his lover, who also had the disease.

[@0x0x0x0]

what does the joke at 5:30 about the sporran and hazel blears mean

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Hazel Blears was, in the Gordon Brown era of UK politics, quite a small irritant to them, as she stood 4 ft. 11 and was a redhead. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazel_Blears#/media/File:Hazel_Blears,_June_2009_2_cropped.jpg

[@dunomefraction8755]

when russell sang that rhyme with the gordan brown is funny

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

1:13:47 look at the screen behind

[@novaryx]

Atom Heart Mother Suite and?

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

it's the wrong title

[@mindlessgonzo]

They have a bitch of a time trying to cut it and make it look like nothing was cut out due to Frankie going a bit edgy.

[@mark7foran]

56:35 wonder if frankie could pull off a joke like that today

[@jonathangrafton4016]

Yes

[@mark7s980]

Bad things to say when leading troops into battle. Get my brown pants!

[@SeanKL107]

Frankie's go to std: "Hache" I V Hugh's go to std: Clamydia

[@billcobbett9259]

Closely followed by 'are you paying too much for your car insurance' and the Savile impression

[@yarnycakes]

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle he did stop the Saville bit after the scandal

[@troyhelms386]

Due to the BBC

[@chloecarney8035]

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle can you spell chlamydia correctly

[@LakeFX]

Hugh also uses "Viagra" a lot, and of course, in the earlier years pre-scandal, "Showaddywaddy".

[@BumMcFluff]

Regardless of the actual jokes he delivers, it must have been really annoying to be constantly cut off by Frankie racing to the microphone.

[@Bluetoothedshark]

Ah VHS, those were the days... what am I saying, if you had told a 10 year old me what sky q could do, my head would have exploded!

[@undeadgaming9536]

30:50 unbuttoning his zipper?

[@georgelao2026]

UndeadGaming no, unbuttoning his zip. Think about it.

[@GoukiLoki]

1:35 someone really loves broccoli

[@hollyv-a5164]

What episode is 24:30 ?

[@ZedExGaming]

Nobody's going to mention the allah joke 😂😂

[@ThorsHammer1]

There's dark humor, and then there's these guys.

[@rhyswilliams1998]

Imagine following that 1:02:01

[@chipsounder4633]

SHA WODDY WODDY!!!

[@LazarouDave]

56:35 - Frankie does an unintentionally good impression of what Trump was thinking during his campaign **Awaits the Hate**

[@HugoGojibiter]

One month later and no hate. Ah ya know what? Just for the hell of it *throws some hate* there ya go mate. Enjoy your hate

[@LazarouDave]

Hugo - I approve of the hate

[@HugoGojibiter]

LazarouDave you're very welcome

[@wvvw4036]

LazarouDave 35:14

[@Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity]

It’s so true though 😂😂

[@TheHutchy01]

Frankie, it was 7/11

[@mindlessgonzo]

Close. He wasn't aware that Trump would make that mistake several years later.

[@wvvw4036]

mindlessgonzo Trump was referring to the fire department he was with during 9/11, not 9/11 itself.

[@jessbarnes8521]

The Prince Harry joke still seems relevant.

[@MTrains]

40:30 PARADISE!

[@StaardustQu33n]

38:11 I've found my favourite! 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

Ein liberal party 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 gets me every time

[@fariddewan9767]

1:01:48 FANTASTIC!

[@agentgingerman]

"just what I wanted... A Shaun Walsh dvd" Hahahaha hahaha "I want to kill myself"

[@joeking1584]

8:50 what is a "toot wank"?

[@maryannjordan8143]

Is it weird that all my celebrity crushes have been on mock the week?

[@enaxishi6105]

24:17

[@rosebush252]

Frankie Boyle makes so many HIV jokes aha

[@_thekonrad]

Ilana Pearce It's because it is so widespread...

[@blondemario]

Oh no (facepalm)

[@iEpIcBANDITCAM]

Don’t be so negative

[@davidedwards3361]

Yes, pathetic and boring.

[@Verybigbottleofv0dka]

Shot game - everytime Frankie mentions Hiv or Chlamydia take a shot

[@DimensionSpawn]

I really hope 24:38 doesn't age poorly.

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

We are still looking for Matthew 😂

[@phunkymind23]

Did we ever find out who Evrin was?

[@leefriedman3067]

22:34 for my own laughs

[@BumMcFluff]

Russel Howard just has no idea when to end a joke.

[@Sutarezu]

Robin Brennan but they're funny in the end

[@BumMcFluff]

In my opinion, he lessens his own jokes by trying to add more.

[@cjayporter6307]

Robin Brennan Yeo how your life’s a joke can you end it faster than Howard?

[@JamesThompson97]

He is cringeworthy.

[@jenconvertibles]

You realise this is the (largely) uncut version?

[@abu3qab]

1:16 more like the best.

[@criticalfxck13]

about 90% of the stuff I know about Brit/UK is from Mock The Week lmao

[@bobidou23]

Awww baby-faced Rhod Gilbert

[@FrancoisDressler]

1:15:34 Holy shit. This one is fucking gold.

[@_-4232]

Frankie and Hugh dont miss

[@happivaras]

That'd be a terrible mistake to make 😢

[@FrancoisDressler]

59:42 I don't think I've ever laughed at something that hard before.

[@FrancoisDressler]

Andy's follow up has caused me even more pain

[@TheHutchy01]

I direct you Mr. Dennis to the case of Georgia V Denver Fenton

[@billrobershaw9165]

funny show!

[@ada4927]

45:57 WELL THEN!!! XD