Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like to See (The Odds & Ends Cut)

This is so completely out of order, because seriously, they were all over the place! DX
This includes various versions of SWLTS from either extended versions of previous episodes and from the Christmas/New Years specials. (The Sports Relief SWLTS is prohibited by Base79 on Sport Relief's behalf. I can't include them as they were vehement on "their" copyright.) Repeats on appearance but the segments included suggestions that didn't make it to the final cut, and even includes the full incident with Ed Byrne from Series 4

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

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[@brentwigley5382]

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[@rohypnotist6263]

Thanks , I needed a laugh today and this had me in stitches .

[@scign]

Not sure what's funnier: the skits or this FAQ!

[@theunknown8595]

No.

[@InservioLetum]

Done. Few grammatical idiosyncrasies, a typo or two, but nobody's perfect. A for effort.

[@LiveHedgehog]

"Midway through the orgy, Ron winked at Harry. 'This is better than Quidditch' his eyes seemed to say" Legitimately sounds like a line from one of the books.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

And from fanfictions.

[@TomFynn]

Harry Potter and the Orgy of the Phoenix

[@rikb380]

How long Hugh has been doing this and I don’t think the man misses once. Absolute legend

[@chasethames2845]

He was the only full time regular contestant he was in all 200+ episodes and one of my personal favourites

[@PassiveSmoking]

You can tell this is really old because the jokes about Jimmy Savile are all about how he talks.

[@stifynbaker2914]

I can just imagine the look on Hugh Dennis' face, the morning he woke up and thought, "Well, I won't be doing that fucking impression again..."

[@DanBeech-ht7sw]

Yet refreshingly contemporary with its reference to president Putin

[@pwuk]

Mickey flanagan's more recent take on Saville is hilarious

[@MuscleFlexChris]

"Passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years" 😂

[@BLACKVIKNGS88]

😂😂

[@nephibrown2535]

😂😂😂

[@coltino99]

One thing Frankie could do is make the next guy wait til the audience had settled down. His jokes were that good

[@andrewdillon7837]

"If we're all at the party,Who's looking after Madeline ?"

[@derdork3233]

I Like british Humor. I don't get every Joke because i don't know every british Person they reference and/or their TV shows, But still great.

[@juicedrip809]

Me too, me too

[@felixroberts6346]

I’m British and still don’t get all the references 😂

[@alconfalcon4994]

12:24 *“NO DEAL EDMONDS! YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME THE MONEY, OR I’M GONNA START SHOOTING!”* “Inadvised Things to Say in Court.” Bloody hell, that was good timing.

[@serrie85]

I always thought Harry Potter was very unreal. Okay the flying on broomsticks and the magic I believed. But a ginger with two friends ?

[@davidmerrick1085]

@steve gale twat

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

I wonder why the reply originally signalled here was obliterated by The Censors.

[@benjamingeiger]

Ed Byrne at around 1:09:55 is my spirit animal.

[@bradley8744]

"today I had my traditional Christmas roast Phillip at the front" haha still love these.

[@87654321j]

there's the bell and the schoolgirls I've been spying on go back to their classroom lol comedy gold

[@TheHutchy01]

Milton is LSD in human form I'm sure

[@zonermaguire]

I agree 100%

[@marionbayley1351]

My goodness, Hugh’s first answer is chilling - even without hearing it over a tannoy!!

[@renlentlesstourist7574]

1:11:32 Best 10 seconds of the whole clip! I LOVE ED BYRNE!!!!!!!

[@overketamine]

the whole bit after as well

[@welshwolfie8806]

I don't get the jokes or some references, the political ones mainly anyway, but the way they deliver most of these jokes still make me laugh so much

[@michaelbarry5933]

But it would be good if Russell would get away from the mic after making the joke. He milks it like a cow.

[@whatname1984]

The dream team of mtw : Frankie Boyle , Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne.

[@zonermaguire]

It's happened a couple times, pretty good if team if you ask me

[@vinylvipress5529]

Correctamundo!!!!! A word i've never used before and never will again......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@biggusdickus5986]

​@@vinylvipress5529"Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy👍👍

[@eleanorcooke7136]

​@@vinylvipress5529 Hello, Doctor.

[@Daf__XL]

That moment you thought the VHS intro was cheeky and awesome just to realize the video is actually in VHS quality... RIP

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Most of the videos I got was off the internet and were atrocious quality. I wish I knew better quality sources.

[@duckideva]

@@mindlessgonzoalt I mean, some of these were broadcast at the very beginning of the Moore's law tech boom. Broadcast TV was that low resolution, because TVs were that low resolution. Unless there are master tapes somewhere that the BBC ever releases, these qualities, at least for the early seasons, are the best that probably exist. As an aside man, these compilations helped me get through the pandemic, and the recovery...and probably now the new pandemic if covid case rising numbers are right. This was a lot of work on your part, and I am so grateful to you for doing it. Thank you.

[@glitchxero4687]

Turns out "I'm like George Bush, only less intelligent" is an effective strategy for getting elected in the US.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

Being anyone but Hilary Clinton is an effective strategy.

[@landonorris6]

Trump...

[@horusgrumpygills7152]

Still relevent

[@SamuelBlack84]

It speaks to the mindset of the majority of the population

[@TomFynn]

US in 1776: In this country anyone can become president. We are very advanced. US in 2020s: In this country anyone can become president. We are fuxored.

[@SO_DIGITAL]

British comedians are awesome

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Some of them are ...

[@God_gundam36]

@@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 they are pretty good tho

[@landonorris6]

Irish...

[@davidmerrick1085]

@@landonorris6 not many people care about the Irish so give it a rest

[@landonorris6]

@@davidmerrick1085 Your confusing opinion with fact...

[@ZrinNZ]

I bet that if Frankie Boyle did the "One piece of compelling evidence, he's black" line, he'd have been given a standing ovation.

[@mmjackk667]

The long jump is much more exciting, now that we've found out there's a mine in the sand pit.

[@webkilla]

oh gods all those christmas jokes... my sides are in orbit

[@abistarr4820]

Things a cricket commentator would never say: 'Well, this is interesting!'

[@brandonmcnerlin7703]

bad ways for the PM to address the nation; Now Ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain, i have come to tell you what the story in ballymory exactly is

[@lilfizz1619]

Brandon Mcnerlin XD

[@retepsnikrep]

Just a general thanks for all the hard work on these compilations. Your the daddy!!

[@UMBR.]

Yu'roe*

[@hiccup1975]

You're

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

@@UMBR. what the fck is that?

[@UMBR.]

@@worcestershiresauce6377 Absolutely.

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

@@UMBR. MOO!

[@SeanKL107]

Frankie's go to std: "Hache" I V Hugh's go to std: Clamydia

[@billcobbett9259]

Closely followed by 'are you paying too much for your car insurance' and the Savile impression

[@yarnycakes]

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle he did stop the Saville bit after the scandal

[@troyhelms386]

Due to the BBC

[@chloecarney8035]

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle can you spell chlamydia correctly

[@LakeFX]

Hugh also uses "Viagra" a lot, and of course, in the earlier years pre-scandal, "Showaddywaddy".

[@victordevonshire807]

This is the best I have seen of mtw. Forgot this collection. Better the second time around.👍

[@dylanhaslam1285]

1:11:55 sounds like ed is about to cry 😂😂😂

[@nathansmyth2602]

Love this show spend every night watching it

[@nikbol43below]

Milton Jones is incredible at delayed jokes.

[@IgglePyggle]

yea incredible at lazy comedy, the most unfunny "comedian" ever

[@tescobinliner]

@@IgglePyggle he's a genius compared to the complete shit they have on this show nowadays

[@northlonguy]

Bravo Jonathan. That all pretty perfect to me. All the best for your career.

[@aidanthompson6952]

Good editing funny content good job

[@paulryan9818]

12:14 I watched a second or two of Loose Women when it used to come up during COVID and no one was working, and Frankie's kinda right about that. XD Luckily it was when I was leaving the room.

[@Doogie2K3]

Damn, hearing it all at once you really notice how much Frankie reaches for the same AIDS joke.

[@cameronmoores855]

Chris Addison looks like a 70s hippy

[@trevanminnig3499]

11:14 (me in the future, I hope you come back to this and enjoy it just as much as past you did.)

[@scootbonds8797]

Just checking in the future 6 yrs to see if you rewatched it and thought it was still funny , lol

[@trevanminnig3499]

@@scootbonds8797well, 6 years ago I definitely would’ve been cackling, however I did still chuckle at this! Thanks for the reminder lol, see you in another 6?

[@polcurley8940]

Sill disappointed that that no one said "This is the voice of the Mysterons..."

[@mark7s980]

Bad things to say when leading troops into battle. Get my brown pants!

[@frasierwalker6808]

Best bit starts at 1:07:56 ed starts loosing his shot

[@joeking1584]

The final one took me a minute. At firat i was like "well youd just look a bit stupid....oh i get it"

[@mark7foran]

56:35 wonder if frankie could pull off a joke like that today

[@dunomefraction8755]

when russell sang that rhyme with the gordan brown is funny

[@philipdawson7800]

Andy was a fucking menace on the Christmas specials.

[@PhoeniksStorm]

Anyone know which episode it was that they had to redo Scenes we'd like to see because the got to the scene to slowly and Ed acted like a FBI agent and made them get to the scene really quickly

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

It might be either Series 4 or 5 extended episode from the Too Hot For TV DVDs. Unfortunately no one titled the extended episodes properly or have them elsewhere that isn't on KZbin so I'm screwed out of that.

[@coreymurray432]

So in other words, what do we have to do in order to see those scenes?

[@zacharben9801]

Corey Murray *

[@heart29100]

Corey Murray Google ed burns fbi scenes we'd like to see. Might come up :)

[@Bluetoothedshark]

Ah VHS, those were the days... what am I saying, if you had told a 10 year old me what sky q could do, my head would have exploded!

[@tesmith47]

This is fantastic please bring to america!!!

[@bengreenbank4856]

12:54 how did Frankie predict the future?

[@MTrains]

40:30 PARADISE!

[@LazarouDave]

56:35 - Frankie does an unintentionally good impression of what Trump was thinking during his campaign **Awaits the Hate**

[@HugoGojibiter]

One month later and no hate. Ah ya know what? Just for the hell of it *throws some hate* there ya go mate. Enjoy your hate

[@LazarouDave]

Hugo - I approve of the hate

[@HugoGojibiter]

LazarouDave you're very welcome

[@wvvw4036]

LazarouDave 35:14

[@Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity]

It’s so true though 😂😂

[@RatelHBadger]

1:00:05 that aged BEAUTIFULLY

[@sstigger38]

Ed Byrne maybe awesome at around 1:10:30, but Frankie Boyle with his joke: "This dish requires a little extra salt, SO I'M GONNA FUCK IT!" PRICELESS!!!!

[@IanGouki]

1:35 someone really loves broccoli

[@BumMcFluff]

Regardless of the actual jokes he delivers, it must have been really annoying to be constantly cut off by Frankie racing to the microphone.

[@ZedExGaming]

Nobody's going to mention the allah joke 😂😂

[@arjunsamji6091]

I want to be a comedian so I can be on mock the week and meet Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne

[@hollyv-a5164]

What episode is 24:30 ?

[@chipsounder4633]

SHA WODDY WODDY!!!

[@fariddewan9767]

1:01:48 FANTASTIC!

[@leefriedman3067]

22:34 for my own laughs

[@rosebush252]

Frankie Boyle makes so many HIV jokes aha

[@_thekonrad]

Ilana Pearce It's because it is so widespread...

[@blondemario]

Oh no (facepalm)

[@iEpIcBANDITCAM]

Don’t be so negative

[@davidedwards3361]

Yes, pathetic and boring.

[@zonermaguire]

Shot game - everytime Frankie mentions Hiv or Chlamydia take a shot

[@TheHutchy01]

Frankie, it was 7/11

[@mindlessgonzo]

Close. He wasn't aware that Trump would make that mistake several years later.

[@wvvw4036]

mindlessgonzo Trump was referring to the fire department he was with during 9/11, not 9/11 itself.

[@maryannjordan8143]

Is it weird that all my celebrity crushes have been on mock the week?

[@TheHutchy01]

I direct you Mr. Dennis to the case of Georgia V Denver Fenton

[@StaardustQun]

38:11 I've found my favourite! 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

[@ada4927]

45:57 WELL THEN!!! XD

[@undeadgaming9536]

30:50 unbuttoning his zipper?

[@georgelao2026]

UndeadGaming no, unbuttoning his zip. Think about it.

[@BumMcFluff]

Russel Howard just has no idea when to end a joke.

[@Sutarezu]

Robin Brennan but they're funny in the end

[@BumMcFluff]

In my opinion, he lessens his own jokes by trying to add more.

[@cjayporter6307]

Robin Brennan Yeo how your life’s a joke can you end it faster than Howard?

[@JamesThompson97]

He is cringeworthy.

[@jenconvertibles]

You realise this is the (largely) uncut version?

[@bartchmura]

Savage 😂😂😂

[@enaxishi6105]

24:17

[@abu3qab]

1:16 more like the best.

[@mmjackk667]

I would like you to call me "President Showaddywaddy".

[@criticalfxck13]

about 90% of the stuff I know about Brit/UK is from Mock The Week lmao

[@nathanlynch9634]

I'd do anything to meet frankie.

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

1:13:47 look at the screen behind

[@novaryx]

Atom Heart Mother Suite and?

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

it's the wrong title

[@mindlessgonzo]

They have a bitch of a time trying to cut it and make it look like nothing was cut out due to Frankie going a bit edgy.

[@smallman5509]

Alien VS Pingu

[@davidedwards3361]

Well at least it wasn't about gay sex, like most of his other 'jokes'. I wonder why that is on his mind so much??

[@bobidou23]

Awww baby-faced Rhod Gilbert

[@DimensionSpawn]

I really hope 24:38 doesn't age poorly.

[@stevethompson1421]

Notice how quick to the mike, Boyle is. He's funny, don't get me wrong, but he hardly gives the last performer a moment to soak up the laugh.

[@FrancoisDressler]

He doesn't stick around longer than he needs to like Hugh though.

[@stevethompson1421]

True. Parsons, Gamble and a couple of others do tend to linger.

[@wvvw4036]

TheVideoInvader Hugh stands around to lengthen the laugh by staring at the camera

[@FrancoisDressler]

wv vw I know

[@FrancoisDressler]

59:42 I don't think I've ever laughed at something that hard before.

[@FrancoisDressler]

Andy's follow up has caused me even more pain

[@325133]

I miss video

[@happivaras]

That'd be a terrible mistake to make 😢

[@plaady]

1:20:15 LMFAO

[@mariahammarstrom7934]

Broccoli..!

[@phunkymind23]

Did we ever find out who Evrin was?

[@agentgingerman]

"just what I wanted... A Shaun Walsh dvd" Hahahaha hahaha "I want to kill myself"

[@lonelyp1]

life of brian

[@FrancoisDressler]

1:15:34 Holy shit. This one is fucking gold.

[@peteshrimpton4358]

A laugh a minute

[@derekkerr8740]

4 : 50

[@ConnorHazzy201]

Russell Howard always drags his jokes out and stands there too long

[@lordeden2732]

Jokes? What Jokes?

[@TheHutchy01]

Fun fact: Hitler's birthday was on 4/20 so plenty of people go out on it.

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

One of my friends was legit born on 4/20 but nobody believed her.

[@joeking1584]

Dear BBC: I recently subscribed and would like to sue for false advertising...

[@0x0x0x0]

what does the joke at 5:30 about the sporran and hazel blears mean

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Hazel Blears was, in the Gordon Brown era of UK politics, quite a small irritant to them, as she stood 4 ft. 11 and was a redhead. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazel_Blears#/media/File:Hazel_Blears,_June_2009_2_cropped.jpg

[@wotz101]

Mock the week

[@joeking1584]

120:30 why does his drunk vouce sound EXACTLY like Jack Sparrow 😂😂😂

[@markgates9712]

Don't dig there its back there in your garden, grab the shovel, smash, the door awakens and casts a shadow over the rainy sun, caww, caww! A raven cries that'll be the last of him

[@tim40gabby25]

The leit motifs of one or two are troubling..

[@lonnwy]

Poor old dara o brieian he doesn't deserve to be picked on by everyone else except maybe hugh dennis only because he is sexy and funny and just my type, xx