Momma's fixin to lose her mind!

Did you know there was a pattern to a dishwasher?!
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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[@Maidenfan83]

I'm not married but damn I still find Bill's routine absolutely hilarious

[@CrystalParker-on8sh]

ME TOO 😊

[@dddutuber1]

That’s when Comedy has risen to Art. The boy’s an artist.

[@user-ll8be9vt4u]

The strategic loading of the dishwasher

[@ChrisJones-gx7fc]

It makes unloading more efficient, to pick up all the plates in one go, then the bowls, etc. Arranging the silverware so each type of utensil is all together isn’t as necessary.

[@maryellencook9528]

My husband was the one who "taught" me how to load a dishwasher. I grew up washing dishes by hand. 😊😆😂🤣😅

[@ericsneary5430]

@@ChrisJones-gx7fc It's also a lot easier to take care of the silverware if it's sorted

[@RJS1966USMC]

Loading the dishwasher, folding towels, stocking the fridge or pantry with groceries, arranging the furniture in the living room are all things that "married" men aren't allowed to do their own way. LOL!

[@HealthyDisrespectforAuthority]

Newly weds are allowed to.. just don't expect them to stay that way.

[@eph2vv89only1way]

That's because loading the dishwasher wrong means the dishes don't get clean. Doing laundry in water That's too hot ruins the clothes and doing laundry in water that isn't hot enough without using an all temperature or cold water detergent can mean the clothes don't come clean. Fortunately most of today's detergents are all temperature, but that wasn’t the case when I was growing up. Doing delegates in a regular cycle can tear them

[@marylee7467]

Marriage code right there!!! 😂😂

[@laraschauble]

He forgot to mention rinsing the dishes before loading them into the dishwasher...I always do that ..my husband does not.. 😅

[@gerrydouglass3786]

No need to rinse. That's why we have a dishwasher

[@redsky8763]

I rinse and/or let soak. Makes perfect sense, but I live alone.

[@gerrydouglass3786]

@redsky8763 I do too. I may run it every 4 or 5 days. Usually just wash after each meal

[@JennyMcMaster-mj7fd]

OMG...this is so true, Bill. I didn't realize that I do this too...reorganize the dishwasher, have a set way of doing laundry, etc. But I guess that is just marriage codes! 😂😊😂

[@maryfrancesmcknight9587]

Yup, I told the family, “Load the dishwasher my way or you can get up at 5:30am when I do and unload it.” It worked out just fine, it was loaded perfectly every time. 😉☺️

[@home_made_vegan_food]

I do this the complete opposite, I put bowls on top & plates on bottom 😂😂

[@DianeCasanova]

My husband refuses to load the dishwasher correctly. Pots and pans on top, plastic on the bottom. Never puts silverware handle up. Can't tell you how many times I have been stabbed by sharp knives .😢

[@roberthamilton9123]

I am not the only person in this house that knows how to load a dishwasher appropriately you are 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love the blue collar guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@LostInPhilly89]

*apparently 🤦‍♂️

[@Terri-ww5qj]

So very true! Been there done that!😂

[@kathrynmetcalf1374]

Still my favorite comedian!

[@keithmathews1034]

Try living on your own, you’ll find out how right Momma is.

[@katiemiller2062]

I love Bill. He is hilarious!!! Guess what I’m coincidently doing well watching this. 😂😂😂

[@LostInPhilly89]

*while #spellingfail

[@kimkimba1131]

I clean the house, and when my husband gets home he cleans the house. I stopped cleaning the house.

[@glocksNgrippers]

Thanks Bill!

[@BrianDrake-u2h]

1,000 degrees, it's no longer water.

[@ms.tep_]

So true!! 😆🤣

[@user-hd1kl5my8r]

🇺🇸🔵LOVE YA BILL🙏💝 THANKS FOR ALL THE BELLY LAUGHS 😂🤣💝🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🇺🇸🔵💞

[@gaylemamabutterfly]

Hi Bill.... Your wife and I have the same issues with the dishwasher and laundry. Obviously WE know how it needs to be done. Your wife is so lucky that YOU have apparently heard her. My family still hasn't heard or doesn't give a bat's patutty because they know that MOM will make it right. If I don't keep CONTROL in the laundry room it turns into a disaster, hoarder place. I really enjoyed hearing you and it actually made me feel better. Basically, Rule #1 is wife's rules/requests should be followed. Rule #2 refer to rule #1. Take care and thanks for making me laugh.

[@Beekindalways-oj2cl]

Love you Bill!🇺🇸

[@KenLonsdale-kp5bj]

I wash my dishes by hand,never had a dishwasher in my life and I never will.Laundry is a different story i let my wife do that.Bill you are my all time favourite, a regular guy.🇨🇦🇬🇧👍😂

[@ricksaunders8074]

I am the dishwasher

[@ccbarr58]

Me too

[@deionsharpe5139]

❤ RIGHT ON BILL🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✌️😎😁🤣😂🤣

[@rhondahuggins9542]

Was trained to conduct Come to Jesus meetings by one of its founding members! Her signal was your first and middle names in that 'particular' tone. Woe unto you that responded in Smart-Aleck😱💥💥

[@Diaphat]

Get out.

[@user-bc8pg5ch3f]

This is one of my favorite routines!!! So true!

[@anniegoettelmann9328]

The only thing I put in the right spot is the utensils. Everything else I just stick in wherever there’s a spot

[@cjhansen6618]

Thanks for posting this today, Bill. I needed to LMHO.

[@rchuyck]

Being a Virgo, i get the organizing the dishwasher. Drives my wife NUTS!

[@ginakarst-el2kh]

Thats me, because i rearrange it.😂😂😂😂😂

[@debgresham4398]

Love Bill

[@blutomindpretzel1735]

God...a dishwasher. I miss that

[@beast1624]

Brother, I am the same age as you and I haven't been allowed in the laundry room since October of 1980...just sayin. 😂😂

[@jrknox8333]

Won't make that mistake again

[@mwaynem]

If you haven't trained your boys, how to get out of housework by doing it the wrong way. Well then, I can't help you.

[@cristinprice319]

One of my favorite skits 😂

[@LisaD-m7m]

lol

[@jerryupp4984]

If you use CASCADE WITH 2X THE CLEANING POWER IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHING MACHINE

[@justdeaf-ry6bn]

Me being single and living in my own house. I wash my all my clothes in one load in cold water. I don't wear underwear and don't have to worry about it's feelings getting hurt during the wash cycle.

[@kerimorgan6665]

😂

[@MaryAllisonArnott]

was she wrong?

[@MARKLOCKWOOD2012]

i wander if that story rings true in the Bill’s house hold. Military set up in the dishwasher. Washing machine at my age 43 i know better ask. two just put them in the basket 🧺 run like you done pulled a pin 🧷 on a grenade. My dad is old school parent ;the almighty word No. or no your not allowed. no explanation. My dad is one of those parents example my brother wanted college education now you’ve bumped up in scale horishima bomb. 💣 My brother got to see the bright light my dad n spending money gave my brother just one year. no more. yes he graduated good glad BUT nobody would hire him. I tried telling my brother they want more education you have no work experience. he filled out countless resumes tried getting into the corporate world cart before the horse. I’m telling if you can afford college most won’t not in todays world being a store manager is something is all he could get even that isn’t fully happy. that you can tell he has to learn the school of hard knocks.

[@ljtlove4519]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@scotthultin7769]

Yeah but you're the only one in this house is going to do it and do it the way she wants it done so I suggest you just be quiet and take care of it cuz I don't want to hear about it you married me to pay the bills I married you to take care of the house doing the dishes is taking care of the house