Mommy Firekeeper | comic by baalbuddy

[@SolusAstorias]

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[@thelastking3203]

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[@ErwinSmith001]

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[@marcellotani415]

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[@wealthybone2990]

\[T]/ praise the sun!

[@IsaacNandu81299]

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[@darkbeetlebot]

"I know how the game mechanics work!" *doesn't check for mimics* Yeah, you deserved that one.

[@BryanVonFriently]

Mimics tend to really crush into you the knowledge of their location. So after 2 runs in DS3 i knew every single mimic by memory.

[@Siegram999]

@@BryanVonFriently bro they all snore loud af

[@mrdeafter]

@@BryanVonFriently bruh you can see mimic chain is completely different from the other's real chest

[@montecarlowithdawningornam1817]

@@BryanVonFriently I just r1 it once

[@solaireofastora5999]

@@BryanVonFriently they literally move while sleeping

[@wind369]

You can tell how concerned she is by her facial expressions and monotone voice it’s great

[@AmsyarBrosku]

😂

[@Boss-fu7ef]

Remember everyone doesn't matter how good you are. We all need hugs, headpat and pillow lap. After a hard day.

[@tikomudiboa6952]

😞

[@maxthepaladin2147]

We all need emotional support every now and then. There's nothing shameful or emasculating in that

[@bjap1563]

😭Why you do this!? 😭

[@taylorledet3993]

To me a non weeb that sounds weird as fuck

[@Lucky-bg1di]

Especially a lap pillow if you do it like Kazuma from Konosuba.

[@ErwinSmith001]

"A Healer healing you everyday.Keeps the enemies away." -High Dark Knight.

[@ItsJustKaya]

Me beeing just a baalbuddy fan and not getting the reference Sounds gud but healers in pvp get you lot of enemies. Humanoid ones especially

[@Become-Eggplant]

A healer decides if you get to live or die, so don't anger the healer.

[@uchihasenpai5671]

Unless the healer is from Redo of a healer😅

[@lastprimaris7914]

Firekeeper is best Waifu because she’s wholesome, supportive and if anyone intentionally kills her the community *WILL* banish you

[@MsDestroyer900]

Your waifu is trash. The Doll is obviously the best because she can actually fight (by proxy)

[@lastprimaris7914]

@@MsDestroyer900 maybe, BUT the Firekeeper and the Doll both stay with the player in the true endings, the doll when the good hunter becomes a slug god, and the Firekeeper when the Ashen one and her extinguish the flame

[@lastprimaris7914]

@@MsDestroyer900 so I say they are at least equal

[@camila_costa12]

Ranni is the best one, you can't even kill her.

[@anthonyschlott916]

@@camila_costa12 Kill the Firekeeper = Sentenced to eternal banishment Kill Ranni = Automatically killed along with your co-conspirator Kill Gwynevere = Sentenced to being hunted for eternity Kill the Pope Turtle = YOU EVIL MONSTER NO CELESTIAL DEW IS ENOUGH TO REDEEM YOU!!!

[@woolliie5730]

Okay this is just every "God Gamer" who plays DS3 in a nutshell

[@capperbuns]

Lmao. Thank god i am not a "god gamer"

[@ironashi3485]

Yeah Im too paranoid to lose even 1000 souls god forbid losing 1250 of em.

[@gaverin0]

I legitimately dont level up from the fire keeper anymore because the soul requirement is too high and i always lose souls

[@EndanDrachon]

It's not that I think I'm a god-gamer, its that I get distracted easily, completely zone out on hust how many souls I have, and proceed to panic and die as soon as I realize I have a stupid large amount of souls.

[@lamasta2691]

Idk, I just don't level past 125 for pvp reasons

[@akshayjb8205]

"Hug, headpat and lap pillow are soothing enough" -Sun Tzu

[@azj_]

Firekeeper: A...Ashen One..?! Are you ok!?? Should I perform CPR!?? Ashen One: *[Been eaten by chest monster]*

[@dragonslayerornstein2361]

**Equips nerd glasses** Actually it's a mimic

[@powercore2000]

That mimic chest hated him so much it walked all the way to firelink to eat him.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Ah yes. The most problematic boss of Dark Souls: Yourself.

[@iberis361]

Remind yourself Ashen one, overconfidence is a slow insidious killer!

[@capperbuns]

Even more in dark souls. Unless you area true god gamer you Just can't get super cocky in these games smh.

[@Mr_Smith618]

size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.

[@cobaltundead]

“You cannot learn a thing, you think you know..”

[@justinsanchez6255]

Darkest Dungeon reference?

[@teukukeanu3078]

I felt pain after he died. Ive never played a single dark souls game, but thats PAINFULL

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

You learn to not notice it after a while. Besides death is a fast travel in dark souls.

[@lemao2222]

you grow numb to it after losing 80K+ souls for the nth time.

[@cringeaholic4082]

@@lemao2222 Jesus, how does it feel? Are you like, emotionally disconnected to losing things now?

[@deathkorpsgrenadier2894]

@@cringeaholic4082 it gets to the point where you just don’t notice anymore, I need like 2mil souls to level up on my main profile so loosing 100k is nothing

[@ryopoto55]

@@cringeaholic4082 It painfully true. And yes, it is. It is hard to understand by others and they seem perplex when I didn't show remorse for minor lost. It help you understand what really important and what is not. There's no point crying over spilled milk after all. My mind goes straight to "do i need that" and "how I replace that" immediately, now that I think about it.

[@arifhossain9751]

With Elden Ring coming out soon-ish, the cycle continues.

[@ahardworker2154]

I wonder how many people will end up in the hospital thanks to that game. And this is cover someone who busted a finger by punching a wall very hard because I got my a$$ kicked again by a boss in Bloodborn

[@mrdeafter]

@@ahardworker2154 I never understand how can someone be so frustrated enough to break something when it just a game lol FYI when I lost huge amount of soul for whatever reason I just quit the game and play it later

[@ahardworker2154]

@@mrdeafterI blame my determination and spite

[@mikael100100]

@@mrdeafter eventually you will find "that" game. and trust me, when you find it, you will understand. it took me a while too, but eventually i found "that" game. and game did i wanted to break stuff up. ( but my table is in glass so i can't hit too harshly... ) the first game that eventually made me wanna hit something was Realm of the Mad God. for those who knows about this abomination ( mastercraft, nah kidding, but maybe? ) of a game, they know the feeling when losing a beloved character... T_T that or failing a one hour run trying to finally beat absolute radiance.

[@arthurmorganlefaye7626]

@@mrdeafter if you lose your souls just git gud and don't

[@exudeku]

Fire keeper, is indeed, a keeper

[@darkursrike3161]

I loved the waifus from DS3. The Kuudere but warm Firekeeper. Karla the Ara Ara Witch The perverted blind girl. The other Ara Ara girl Yuria. The bellydancer of the boreal valley The Ara Ara twin of Yuria, but she's a nun. That skimpy dressed pyromancer from the DLC. Onionbro Such a good game

[@lostgamer2271]

There's a imposter in that list of waifus

[@DivineFlameEmperor]

@@lostgamer2271 your right we all know we shouldn't count dlc characters in a game waifu list

[@GenEric1305]

Emerald Maiden is pretty good too. Though that might be some Irish bias coming through.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Onion bro and trusty patches are best girls

[@Eggsandbaconbeastbreakfastever]

Screw all of you, I married the sun and solus! ALL PRAISE THE SUN!!

[@pocketinfinity6733]

why is it always a naked guy with a massive weapon that does the most damage

[@lordenator1577]

Because it's dark souls

[@pocketinfinity6733]

@@lordenator1577 tradition, does it come from demons souls

[@lordenator1577]

Eh technically

[@net_imp]

He sure does know the game mechanics. I was never able to get my Fire Keeper to follow me.

[@arthurmorganlefaye7626]

You know you can summon her for the final boss right

[@l.d-b3465]

I'm sorry, but he had it coming the moment he decided to open the chest before collecting his souls.

[@lordriptide7028]

You know, leveling up might not be such a bad idea...

[@Rise65487]

"I KNOW THE MECHANICS" >open-chest without hitting it first you sure about that, big-guy?

[@theloneronin526]

Bro the monotone voice just killed me

[@lemao2222]

He didn't, in fact, Git Gud™-ed

[@saeedbaig4249]

Props to the dude's VA; he was acting his heart out

[@TOUGHEYES]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a casual posing as a veteran, as you can clearly tell from that 2nd death. You never open Treasure Chests, you assault them with your weapon.

[@Archdeacon.Krieg.]

If you haven’t played ds2 you can’t spam attack wooden chest or they break giving you rubbish

[@raro991]

Also veterans never wears full armor

[@moreexpressolessdepresso92]

-Me playing DS- Firekeeper: You got too many souls, you should return. Me, being chased by every enemy possible: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO!?

[@arthurmorganlefaye7626]

Git gud and kill them all lmao

[@huubla]

Don't you dare to raise your voice to *MOMMY FIRE KEEPER* !!!

[@wealthybone2990]

If you think about it the firekeeper is kinda like a mommy to you... also didn't expect you to a ds3 comic but this was great and quite accurate I'll say expect for the part that I don't remember that you're able to get invaded in the hub?

[@shotgunshells2]

You can't get invaded in firelink, but there also aren't any mimics in there either, so I think we can just mark that as artistic license.

[@Archdeacon.Krieg.]

In the secret ending in bloodborne the doll becomes your mom basically

[@mandamn5791]

We all need a fire keeper in our life’s😔

[@TheLastGame666]

Plot twist: He was trying to do a SL1 run

[@DigmaSquad]

Dude the first time i saw the chest mimic in the high wall of lothric i almost shit my pants BRO HAS A TONGUE THAT SHIT SCARED ME. MORE THAN ANY BOSS COULD.

[@masterklaw4527]

Elden Ring: "WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!"

[@Ghost_of_spades]

Fun fact, Ishe actually interacts with your emotes, if I remember correctly, if u greet her she does a small bow. Peak game design XD

[@MeatKisser]

Amazing chest ahead? Sorry, amazing chest ahead? Sorry, amazing chest ahead? Sorry

[@Prismatic-Dragon-Arts]

Ashen One is lucky to have a sportive friend like fire keeper.

[@Briselance]

The way he talks to her, he doesn't deserve her. :-P

[@liamconn35]

The firekeeper having a mental breakdown when I'm doing an sl1 run.

[@Choatemister]

My firekeeper probably thinks I have separation issues. Or is secretly judging my build. “He keeps returning to make the smallest of improvements, and has almost no health. If he wasn’t the Ashen One that would never work.”

[@TheWarmachine375]

0:36 Lord Escanor in disguise with a battle axe.

[@creamInbetweens]

"Don't patronize me Woman!!!" - cliped that😂🤣

[@Briselance]

He's like the male equivalent of a modern-day/neo feminist.

[@Degamk619]

I think this is what they call “fucking around and finding out”

[@lowesgameing2003]

Fire keeper is the best girl going to her to level up is satisfying because she cares about the player.

[@Shadest]

Remember, you never REALLY Git Gud™️, you just get less bad.

[@matthewgriffin9344]

Knight:"AS SOON AS I OPEN THAT CHEST!" Me:". You better hit it fir-NOOOOOOO!"

[@schrottinator]

Unpopular opinion: I like the Emerald Herold.

[@hurblahbanana7022]

You and me both homie

[@Waffles-Mcnachos]

I mean you can all have your cute wrong opinions on which souls waifu is the best. just remember they're all rip offs of the Maiden in Black.

[@TriforceChad]

Bear seek seek lest

[@Umbra_Ursus]

She's below Fire Keeper, but above the original. No offence to her, but I actually tend to forget DS1 even *had* a Fire Keeper.

[@Maximusb1527]

Chill my guy She just tryna look out for you

[@inodafranvargen9725]

“Should I perform CPR?” Yes.

[@Saltboi1823]

Dark souls 3: "Heya firekeeper! I'm gonna become a lord of hollows!" "...As you wish, ashen one..." Elden ring: "...Hm... Maybe I should become a lord of frenzied flame..." "....No you fucking aren't."

[@someonenoone3687]

He just wants to keep in line with 120SL online meta. What a chad

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

Sometimes a mommy fire keeper is definitely needed

[@Beretta249]

Love that great axe model, too. Great stuff.

[@adolfemmanuelesparas3922]

Fire keeper voice really is calming..

[@PrinceHeru]

That ones on you buddy. Rule #1 of dark souls: Trust nothing and leave nothing to chance.

[@BellowDGaming]

Dark Souls press start YOU DIED... WTF....

[@slicksilver2961]

Dark Soul 3’s firekeeper honestly just wants you to succeed, regardless of what you do 12/10 best girl. Compared to the fire keeper in dark souls 1 who hates the fact you saved/brought her back to life from Lautrec killing her. 6/10. Sorry I failed you :(

[@vinicius5648]

Ashen one take a straight face and:"Yes, would you please? Im dying, it may be very helpful"

[@rsparks1104]

"Ashen one?" Mommy Firekeeper asked, calmly.

[@DabbingTaco]

Ashen One has mommy issues.

[@NorthWinded]

Used to be this trope of women who were "strong and independent" were portrayed as weak, insecure and humiliated back in movies. Baalbuddy's reversal on said trope is simply masterful and actually hilarious (unlike Hollywood's)

[@returningwhisper]

No time for the Firekeeper when you're doing a speed run.

[@nickpalmer3065]

I wanna cuddle with the fire keeper.

[@putitinmya5573]

*Sets myself on fire for that sick flame damage"

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

If he refuses the warm embrace of the fire keeper.. did he really git gut.

[@brokenshen3865]

Onion Knight just came out of nowhere. Maybe he he just got done taking a shower and decided to choose violence today

[@outtagoodnamesdangit]

The voice acting here is top notch.

[@bmad1386]

Bruh this happens every time I start getting cocky in any game/rpg , more specifically when I go over aggro and playstyle becomes sour af

[@toastanium1143]

It was only a day after watching this that I remembered the Fire Keeper is blind, and so she thinks Ashen One is choking.

[@heinrichknierim5666]

He deserved it for talking to Firekeeper mommy like that .

[@Deleted-Banana]

*Death is temporary, but hugs are eternal.*

[@Umbra_Ursus]

And that's why you listen to the Fire Keeper: Probably smarter than you. Or, at the least, has a stronger self-survival instinct than you.

[@evercast9213]

The male voice actor did a perfect job ! Don't patronize him, Woman!

[@scicro2143]

reject firekeeper, return to priscilla

[@ConservativeSatanist666]

Lol "soon as I open that chest" let's say.. it wasn't the mimic that first came to mind 😂

[@DarkVoidRanker]

Honestly if you think about it forgetting how to play souls games is basically losing all your souls

[@rouge-ish324]

Not if they're already spent on your stats!

[@SuperLumianaire]

Fighter PL > getting more powerful > following the meta

[@Ieatpaste23]

The firekeeper knows the truth, even if he levels up he'll still get one hit killed.

[@Mia-db4vr]

I've remember every mimic chest by my third playthrough so this is cap , a DS vet always check the chest first.

[@Warfrae]

The deadpanned voice makes it better lol

[@crushedacorn1207]

"Getting along" with a tyrant sounds veeerrryy familiar to a *certain* war

[@tadayoshi1434]

hes in that rebelius phase, dont worry, with time he will understand that we all need help sometimes, even if it is from his firekeeper mom

[@Chronoir3]

No one denies the Firekeepepr

[@brianhasiholanmangoloipard6059]

Ashen one & Fire Keeper: *Arguing with each other* Patches, Greirat, Seigwald, Anri Of Astora & Horace: on our way to Lothric!!

[@sunhunter0914]

The moment I saw the chest in the background I knew what was gonna happen

[@nyantacoplayz7493]

Permanent death game when shit really hits the fan*

[@hollowed9177]

That is so funny to me bc its how i play dark souls me and my mate speed running to see who is faster and whenever he brings up anything like oh this is broken or sum shit its just git gud

[@indra_vrtrahan]

He lost because he had no love, regardless of the strength one needs flexibility that is provided by hugs, headpats and pillow laps, specially laps.

[@disgust2120]

"I have already Git Gud *Trademarked*-ed"

[@BigBoss-jq4su]

the voice actor of the ashen one is great

[@khaisa4391]

Who wouldn't want CPR from the firekeeper

[@nojaodoggo2896]

He is trying the lvl 1 challenge

[@ezhno7137]

The fire keeper is only useful as a test dummy for my weapons.. now the shrine maiden on the hand..

[@PRchris13]

The moment I saw the chest My mind: that’s a mimic

[@bilbosaggins3663]

He is foolish to ignore the fire keeper

[@craftyearthythe2nd]

If it takes a mimic to achieve cpr, then so be it.

[@w0lf3x58]

Man i felt that pain of losting good amount of souls

[@atomicnectar]

Just one more chest and I’ll level up

[@TheAnahyme]

Man what a low soul level mimic its legs aren't even the size of lothric walls

[@cristianmontoya3149]

....just a 158k souls. Must be on his first NG

[@curiouswind9196]

No matter your level, you will get YOU DIED'ed

[@davidteh3807]

This one had no WISDOM check …

[@KingNORTH2020]

After a long hard journey of placing the Lords of Cinder on their thrones, it’s best to to go to fire link and spend time with her… because firelink keeper is love and firelink keeper is life