Monster Factory: Dr. Sexgun's Menagerie of Deadly Secrets

[@everydaylouie]

omg im gonna animate the bit where they're just gasping at the extra equipment

[@Yoarashi]

thank you for your service

[@murmurgamy]

you are the real hero

[@helencashwes]

We stan a legend

[@lilyp8448]

Doing the Gods work as usual

[@seeseeidiot6263]

Bless

[@FSEThompson]

"I'm worried we're like 9 steps away from naming a character Dr. Sex" [looks at the title of the video] Good job lads mission accomplished

[@JSON1C]

they walked those long 9 steps. for us.

[@TotalElipse]

The ramifications that the Monsters were previously existing workers at the factory are deeply upsetting.

[@kisaLuver]

It took this long for people to make edgy dark angst headcanons for Monster Factory.

[@BLIGHTROT666]

Charles Hastings the poor souls still burn

[@Hatchmatic]

D E E P L O R E

[@2ndcousinrichard658]

I think they're souls waiting to be given form

[@TheVolginator]

2nd Cousin Richard oh Jesus, I don't like that

[@SeanMusicFreak]

5:51 "...a few years ago..." Justin that commercial is 34 years old.

[@evie5375]

to be fair the commercial was 34 but the meme about it was more recent

[@Slimecicle]

We're all monsters in the factory of God.

[@frinkyeaterofworlds3666]

Hell yeah slimecicle here with the real shit

[@flightlessagbsls]

This makes so much sense.

[@sweetprimrose]

THIS IS NOW BEING CROSS STITCHED ON A THING FOR ME

[@UndeadLazzy]

OMG SOME GOOD CONTENT FINALLY

[@Thiefree]

I'm dying. I cannot breathe

[@AriaLunaCampbell]

I know we shouldn't get too attached to names when they're just spitballing but I go so attached to Grunge that I just have to think that's his first name now. Grunge Sexgun, MD

[@HonestLeigh]

Doctor Grunge Sexgun does roll off the tongue, doesn't it?

[@fictionmyth]

@@HonestLeigh You know what else rolls off the tongue? His Dr. Sex-gun.

[@gretaburton8371]

Personally, to me his name will always be Todd Sexgun

[@CaptainCherry69420]

Bad Boy Grunge Sexgun, MD

[@YeetusVanitas]

​@@gretaburton8371Grunge is just just nickname from when he rolled with the Rowdy Pack. Todd "Grunge" Sexgun

[@urgentry4468]

My teeth may have fallen out, my hair may have gone gray, my grandchildren may be long dead, but at least I've lived to see a new Monster Factory.

[@Jukajobs]

pls go to the dentist

[@wadespencer3623]

Good to have you here Arby.

[@PeterJoll]

You sound like the old man from Life of Brian

[@cody9766]

Mummies are just gift wrapped zombies

[@hehehorf782]

a mummy but its just wrapped in Merry Christmas Charlie Brown themed wrapping paper. Every step it takes is just : CRUNCH CRUNCH CRINKLE TEAR CRUNCH

[@potmki6601]

Aw

[@phillyfanmatt]

I went to give this a thumbs up but saw it has 420 likes so like, its immortal now

[@moderateChungusoo]

My soul still burns for these very good boys

[@yoloswaggins6238]

Is that Matt Doyle?

[@puresolus]

yeah boy

[@morwennatrevena9398]

Lying in bed, my body riddled with flu, high out of my gourd, and finding myself compromised by dr sexguns heaving bosom

[@CC-jg1cp]

dont worry he's a doctor and he's coming to heal you with his tiddies right now

[@morwennatrevena9398]

@@CC-jg1cp thank god

[@XxsleepyxratxX]

so, this is wild, i am also very sick & very high rn & this comment made me second guess reality for a sec

[@aethernaut1899]

I'm so sick with a chest cold and I hurt myself laughing at this pretty bad. Help me, Dr. Sexgun.

[@thelastcarnival]

This was a beautiful haiku.

[@revoltinginferno8652]

The amount of nasty juice in this video is....unhealthy to say the least

[@hlf7547]

the fact that this has no replies is terrifying

[@brbReclaimingErebor]

My favorite McElroy goof of any of their media is when one of them (usually Griffin) has to leave the room entirely and you can still hear him laughing

[@socialtomcat]

this boy is ILLEGAL on tumblr

[@_sarq]

those are male presenting nipples, though

[@jackpumpoen]

Sarc Hasamm not in the eyes of god

[@poemsbypoetry]

someone put a picasso filter on them tits, can't censor a nipple you can't find!

[@ahhhfakemonsters]

Nah he's got male presenting nipples

[@GwynethFaeleneThatOneWierdo]

Male presenting nipples, its all cool

[@frogpillow8880]

"Dr. Sexgun's Menagerie of Deadly Secrets" was Ninja Sex Party's original title.

[@rachelrachel9152]

I was thinking it's Wes Anderson's endeavor into erotic horror movies

[@sethescope]

"menagerie of deadly secrets" is just the name of Ninja Brian's house lol

[@TigerBears11]

Dr. Sexgun has just escaped from the Extreme Restraints warehouse.

[@LimeyLassen]

You'd think a Restraints Warehouse would have decent security.

[@DaughterOfFrankenste]

@@LimeyLassen You don't think so with those chains? The facility isn't lacking, Dr. Sex Gun is just too powerful to be repressed by a sexual fish tank.

[@spiderplants]

"the hilt of it goes on the tum-tum, the holster goes on the peepee" and "i'm bandai namco and i know where the gun live" have been living rent free in my head for almost 2 years now. i cannot escape this video

[@sethescope]

i hope that the knowledge that the holster goes on the peepee still burns in your soul 💖

[@sapphic_sophie]

THEY HAVEN’T ABANDONED THEIR BOY

[@pedwards1619]

Justin turned into a dial up modem at 15:58

[@GuiSmith]

EEEEEEEE uuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn EUEUEUUEUEUE

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Oh wow he did

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Patrick Edwards 18:58 He then turns into fingernails on a chalkboard

[@hollisyourfavoriteenby6928]

Patrick Edwards THATS IT THATS THE SOUND I HAD NO CLUE HOW TO DESCRIBE!

[@jaejae9906]

the boys are back in town

[@beafbuger]

* guitar riff *

[@bobdolesrevenge]

11:05 Dr. Sexgun is great and all, but it was really cool to see Shredder at Pride this episode.

[@Millie-wi6th]

DEPRESSION HAS LEFT THE CHAT

[@erinbardua9129]

hi I have uhhhh screenshot this to use as a react hope that's cool

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

And then returned because the chat finished The Balance

[@Rainygirl3100]

"I'm Bandai Namco and I know where the gun live" -Bandai Namco 2018

[@sirplemington6905]

There is no schedule for a Monster Factory episode. It simply appears from the abyss, and we are all thankful.

[@marleymiranda1042]

Sir Plemington nah they did actually quit it, but they announced they'd be doing this episode today on twitter/their mailing list

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Justin, husband of a doctor: A doctor who’s ready to have sex is a great start

[@giggleloop13]

Hashtag blessed to have a new Monster Factory. *weeps tears of joy* *runs thru the streets singing The Boys Are Back In Town*

[@undefined0_]

boys back in the house?

[@evelynnlefay8058]

@@undefined0_ Boys are #confirmed in the house

[@ROldford]

MY BOYS!

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Rebecca Graves Even better, Mr Blue Sky

[@Berrybamboo112]

We need Dr. Sexgun now more than ever. I thank him for his service during this trying time.

[@NoahHughes116]

Oh yes! Our beautiful boys are back!

[@Breepable17]

like i don't wanna say i'm into the spiked codpiece look but i'm into the spiked codpiece look

[@eek6449]

Get you a man with bones that smile back

[@ceilingeye]

I love listening to griffin laughing super hard, then try to calm down and look back at the monitor, just to start laughing again.

[@sundaygirl]

Griffin wheezing, “they put... ON HIS DICK...” made me laugh so hard that I had to pause the video, get out of bed and use the bathroom so as not to pee myself.

[@sohtak7208]

I never thought we'd get another Monster Factory, I love you boys!

[@AMetalOxide]

His physique literally looks like that terrible Rob Liefeld Captain America cover.

[@jaynenunya6070]

Oh my fucking god

[@Fredbob392]

That was all I could think of the whole video

[@radioreprise]

did you mean: every rob liefeld cover

[@lilithh1962]

Exactly what I was thinking as soon as they hit Pectoral Enlarge

[@RampagingPixie]

The most beautiful sentence of all... “on the next episode of monster factory”

[@noraunhappy]

This... this is the best gift you could have given me Polygon. It's like Candlenights has come early... I'm in tears...

[@Nate303]

Stormy Bunny candlenughts isn’t early, this is candlenights

[@Vilexxica]

God bless the captioner trying desperately to translate their VR sounds around 16 & a half minutes into logical onomatopoeiae. We appreciate your efforts, brave soul.

[@daiedalous]

I really hope this is heralding the return of "Weird Polygon". Well, this, and Unraveled from BDG.

[@helencashwes]

Yes! Weird polygon is best polygon. Bring back G&G!!

[@ryanw3874]

Nah, probably just a cash grab. Polygon must have realized they fired, crushed, or lost most of the real creative talent they had.

[@AmandaBee]

@@hypomotion i mean to be fair he did say "most"

[@WTFPr0m]

The cauliflower dingaling community finally has a respectable role model. A doctor, no less!

[@LimeyLassen]

Veganism: Rebranded

[@rachelrachel9152]

Im pretty sure anything cauliflower shaped in the genital region indicates the presence of an std

[@abagoffrozenspinach]

Ahh I'm so thankful that Griffin and Justin are making time in their ridiculously busy schedules to keep dropping Monster Factory content on us... love these boys

[@cerwiggle1609]

My boys coming back so strong that they got on trending

[@jaynenunya6070]

MY SWEET GOOF BOYS!!! Listen...you gotta create a Monster in Fallout 76...The Final Pam is there, and she's waiting to bring her ruin to West Virginia...only you can create the Monster capable of returning her to the abyss where she belongs...

[@safabekr]

Jayne Lavallee From what I’ve heard about the game, the presence of Final Pam is absolutely the best part

[@jaynenunya6070]

@@safabekr Well, me too, but that's because the Final Pam is destroying Todd's sanity and his good games. She is a goddess of ruin and destruction, and only our Monster Factory boys can save us from her reign of terror.

[@adammall2728]

Wait, the final pam is in 76?

[@LeonNFG]

@@adammall2728 Quoth the Tweet "I found a house with “Pam” spelled out in blocks, a roach wear a bowler hat and holding a cane with a wedding ring in its inventory, a dead Mr. Handy, and a crib with a coffee can, wonderglue, and abraxo cleaner in it."

[@maddigan_5637]

I made Pam and my game crashes every three minutes and only with her. Todd knows and todd is afraid.

[@RogerFingas]

Makes me want a free character creator, no fighting attached.

[@sharkofjoy]

I cried actual human tears laughing at the headgun.

[@happy_mask_salesman]

I cried actual human tears just seeing this series continue, it's been a sad few months of polygon video content. Please let's get some polygon videos in my feed, it makes my week. Brian, pat you've been doing great. But I NEED that Simone, plante, russ. Gimme some allegra too, I thoroughly enjoy her on history of fun

[@7MiyuChan7]

I'm about to do my senior graduation presentation for my major. Thank you good good boys for cheering me up before this stressful event!

[@BJthecold]

Zombies are just peeled mummies

[@lelloyulu]

Hi cat

[@BJthecold]

@@lelloyulu Cat solidarity!

[@jimkirk3839]

I'm loving this new season of Grey's Anatomy.

[@chrizchanang]

“AND THE CLOTHES. ARE. POPPINNNNNNNNNNNNNN”

[@R0B1NG5]

SC6 comes out. Monster Factory: You know I had to do it to em.

[@Dusk_Breeze]

I never thought the day would come when we would once again be blessed with monster Factory

[@lilahkaminsky8840]

“tall kid ska” might be one of the most random mcelroy sound bites that just always lives in my head rent free

[@emehlos2500]

Man you know I'm going through some sh*t this holiday and this just swept it all away. Joy to the world.

[@Yamismol]

11:14 is the Male equivalent of female outfits in fighting games

[@cathart866]

The boys are back in town???? The boys are back in town????????

[@AyameSakamae]

I love how Griffin just loses it at the first gun. Oh man, I've missed this.

[@annebeach6630]

I was trying do hard to conceal my laughter that my boyfriend thought I was crying. To notch bois.

[@1-Eleventeen]

I can’t believe that Monster factory has moved away from creating monsters and moved on to exploring my deepest and most hidden sexual desires.

[@cas_9413]

This is exactly what I needed right before finals

[@mayac69]

The boys are back!

[@caimaethervox1777]

i miss how griffin's voice used to sound....but hopefully he's feeling a Lot better and that's the most Important bit

[@SeventhEve]

I felt a pulse of energy calling out to me from the universe... and it whispered, "the boys are back on their bullshit..."

[@fountainofvim.]

EATING DURING THIS WAS A MISTAKE but also I am so glad for captions, because even as I'm trying not to laugh my chips back up, the crunch doesn't prevent my enjoyment of their good good banter

[@EricFineDesign]

Never clicked something so fast 💨

[@pineapplespoons]

RIGHT?!?

[@Adearqueer]

I haven't laughed so hard since the last time I consumed Mcelroy content

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Shirley White I think we need more from the Monster Factory Oven

[@handsnanitizer]

did i ignore the live feed of george hw bush’s funeral my teacher was playing so i could watch this? That’s for you to decide

[@caegalloway2805]

now that's direct action, comrade

[@jackpumpoen]

braver than any us marine babey

[@glowmilk7948]

there's no way of knowing

[@willowherb6248]

Thank you for your service

[@AmandaBee]

you did the right thing

[@maiwisdom9839]

Does this technically make the McElroys guest stars?

[@TotalElipse]

The new McElroy family set-up is super confusing but I think Monster Factory is now considered a McElroy.family show with Polygon guest hosting it. The link on Polygon.com has a "From the McElroy Family" label on it in a similar style to when they post content from the Verge.

[@barronvandeusen]

Merry Candlenights to us all, there's a new Monster Factory!

[@sweetteahyung6351]

Dr. Sexgun is a beautiful boy and I would give my life for him

[@marlastrongbow]

Anyone wanna be in my band, The Shucked Mummies?

[@gfslkjngsdlfkngad]

count me in

[@Natalie-lt6ec]

Yeah okay

[@philipsalama8083]

I'm mediocre at guitar, so I'm your man.

[@redsharp2]

@@gfslkjngsdlfkngad I can sing play guitar or bass and drums. What do you need?

[@Soyed_Boy]

i can play the cowbell

[@generaldisclosure2407]

Without the surgical mask, Dr. Sexgun looks suspiciously like Rudy Giuliani's self-insert character in his secret Soul Calibur erotic fan-fiction series.

[@sweetssandbox3526]

1. Most sand people wearing masks these days 2. Rudy Giuliani is a confirmed sex pervert. Good prognostication!!

[@sapphic_sophie]

I’ve been rewatching Monster Factory and Awful Squad for months to have this pop up in my feed. I’m so happy

[@pandasteamedbun]

Haven’t watched a monster factory in awhile and I’m already choking on water less than halfway through the video. Gosh I missed this. Also I feel like I’m dying and will never breathe properly ever again.

[@judeofford]

Welcome BACK. To the stage of history.

[@FiZ]

Zombies are mummies that have hatched from their linen cocoon.

[@NiaSmores]

Oh my god. It’s back. I’ve been rewatching the monster factory videos for so long now ❤️

[@supersleepycj]

the chest looks like that one captain america pic that the drawfee channel has been bringing up recently

[@ameliarose2115]

I SCREAMED OUT LOUD UPON SEEING THE NOTIF FOR THIS I LOVE YOU BOYS PLS NEVER LET MONSTER FACTORY DIE

[@lastlife0726]

When he said getting the captain america treatment, i now know he's inflating like he got the super soldier serum... but my immediate thought was that one horrid rob liefeld drawing that made him look like a human tumor.

[@LordOChance]

This may be the happiest I've ever been.

[@ArtseyGurl]

I thought this was an episode of monster factory this is just Scrubs

[@quirkypurple3]

ArtseyGurl it’s the one where JD made a doctor mistake

[@KARROTSSSS]

there really is a god and he gives us new monster factories

[@dmwingon]

my favorite thing in these is when griffin is audibly leaned away from the mic from laughing so hard

[@JK_Draws]

I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME BACK FOR A SOUL CALIBUR MONSTER FACTORY, OUR SWEET BOYS!

[@jamesrichie7844]

A soul still burns.

[@catbug8509]

Dr Sexgun is by far one of my favorite children the brothers have created in this game

[@safabekr]

*IT’S BACK* *IT’S BACK* I CAUGHT UP WITH THE WHOLE SERIES TWO WEEKS AGO AND *IT’S BACK*

[@MasterofTongs]

Monster Factory is literally one of the only reasons I'm subscribed to Polygon. Please keep it coming.

[@sharkofjoy]

OH POLYGON, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!! This is the best present I've ever gotten from a KZbin channel!

[@Unsavory]

IM CRYING MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS HAVE RETURNED

[@irisbeldroth6502]

MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS ARE BACK. I'M GONNA CRY

[@LuLu-ge9zf]

This is the ONLY reason Iv stayed subbed! Let this be the start of more to come!

[@andrewhelmer6853]

YES!! After seeing the Cool "DNA tech" for Star Citizens character creator all I could think of was " I hope the boys make a Monster Factory video". It allows for asymmetrical faces.

[@KDBryan]

This is the best and most perfect Christmas gift I never expected. Thank you a bazillion times over for making more Monster Factory!

[@quize21]

Dr. Sexpistol was a missed opportunity

[@LordWildhawke]

Liking and commenting to express my desire for this to continue.

[@alexhayden507]

dr sexgun, really more of a no more heroes character design

[@friend_xtra]

Alex Hayden or maybe Let It Die?

[@peterbyrne5004]

Going through a rough time right now, and re-watching this Monster Factory gave me the best laughs I've had in a while. Just wanted to say I appreciate that.

[@uskatpai]

How did those random outfits just start at amazing and just get even better?

[@HidekiInLove]

Awww, those good good McElroy boys are at it again! I thought we would never see another monster factory. Now if only Nick could sneak in with Good old Griff to do one very last Touch the Skyrim for old times sake I could die happy.

[@Rachel-qb3rp]

How I missed my two favorite boys and their hideous creations

[@MrOrc-ym9do]

Dang you boyos, now Santa won't know what to bring me

[@realxized]

When the gun appeared I literally cried ty so much boys