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[@makcarolin]

I’m glad Shoe feels comfortable to say it in this video but I don’t think we should normalize being Italian

[@todd.howard]

I don’t think she should feel comfortable saying it honestly. Like I don’t mind if you’re Italian, but you should keep it to yourself and not shove it in everyone’s face

[@TheDirtyBum900]

Ay o, why you got the epstein creep agreeing wit you in the comments, you sumkinda kid diddler?

[@burzarec]

@@todd.howard thank you Jeffrey epstein

[@fedeonio555]

@@todd.howard ma come ti permetti

[@Bill_Dippertly]

Italian food is overrated

[@mojmirbezak1422]

"I'm able to do my work in English, and interrogate a Venezuelan farmer in fluent spanish💅"

[@jediron169]

Best comment!

[@PaRo_05]

This fucking comment i swear 💀💀💀

[@namelessperson7022]

golden comment

[@tuckerc.mckinney6924]

Lol

[@luiginastro8831]

Yas, queen, slay! Literally.

[@bane2201]

The two American political parties: "Hire more CIA agents" "Hire more CIA agents that are diverse".

[@sigmacademy]

Both sides: but just keep the Russians out? About the only thing they can agree on? Wait, aren't there Russian Americans in the US? Where's THEIR representation in the intelligence agency? :P

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

@@sigmacademy **System malfunctions**

[@kolinmartz]

@@sigmacademy they’re too white

[@kolinmartz]

I mean that’s the beauty with diversity. We have the capability to pretty much infiltrate any country if we need to and craft an identity for agents that would fit someone that could be from that country.

[@loki0532]

The right party: "Hire a CIA Agent that's qualified"

[@arthurfleck8777]

Her - I'm a Coloured Cisgender Mexican American woman of colour with Generalised Anxiety Disorder Also Her - My existence is not a box checking exercise

[@mauigonz]

I'd rather submerge my balls in nitric acid than trying to use shgiet like that in order to look special in achieving a position I was given as a disable dude I left my hope in hell I shall go search for it when the war starts and am drafted.

[@Admiral45-10]

This box-checking sounds more complex than entire industrial standard behind a steel alloy

[@charc0al_tv]

I bet she's not even gay

[@scotttulpin6644]

imagine taking a break from torturing people to talk about how microaggressioms make you feel

[@velocitor3792]

She wants us to tell her: "You go girl! Don't let the patriarchy tell you that you can't run drugs into downtown L.A. , to fund your operation overthrowing a democratically-elected government in Africa."

[@LaytonObserves]

"Mommy, mommy, the missiles are coming straight for us!!" "I see that dear, but did you know they're coming from a cisgender millennial woman with an anxiety disorder??"

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

I still don't understand why they said cisgender

[@Lilliathi]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real Because intersectionalism is obsessed with identity labels in general.

[@ghoulishtoast1241]

Those kids are so bigoted, smh. Women doing all they can to stand out in a male-dominated field of war crimes.

[@szeltovivarsydroxan9944]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real Because if you don't, you'll get soy-latte-boarded for wrongthink.

[@helios566]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real The person who wrote the script saw the word on the internet and thought that's how woke people talk

[@adamjackson82]

“My existence is not a box-checking exercise” Also: - I'm a daughter of immigrants; - I'm a woman of colour; - I'm a mum; - I'm cisgender; - I'm a millennial; - I have generalised anxiety disorder; and - I'm intersectional. Yep.

[@aaronmeneses9201]

If my CIA agent is a female… *she’s in for one hell of a ride going through my porn history*

[@reefread1234]

dont flatter yourself theirs plenty of you ellen degenerits

[@americankid7782]

I guarantee you, nobody is ready to handle your porn search history.

[@Stormyyyy...]

a ride

[@1caaru5]

nothing says girl power like ignoring the Geneva convention 💅

[@highcouncil1302]

Don't most countries ignore it though it's more of a guideline then an enforceable law due to the nature of the United Nations and international politics

[@emperorofwends8875]

👏More 👏female 👏war 👏criminals 👏

[@Clipped_Angel]

That actually sounds like the most third wave Feminist thing ever

[@basedblackbeard4456]

Well all conventions are cancelled due to the pandemic so

[@simpslayer69yt59]

I believe you mean the Geneva "suggestion"

[@SockTaters]

"Oh shit everyone knows we killed JFK uh uh uh I'm gay!" That's what we call pulling a Spacey

[@Chadmlad]

Kevin Spacey killed JFK too?

[@reaperbeing]

@@Chadmlad Loool!!

[@FractalPrism.]

ran some ppl over, btr change the plumbing; ITS NOT A DISTRACTION Jenner.

[@nickball4071]

@@FractalPrism. "buckle up buckaroos"

[@tehbonehead]

The kids that were literally pulling a Spacey aren't amused by this...

[@davyfromthenavy4248]

"My life is not a box checking exercise," she says immediately after having systematically checked off all the boxes she fits in

[@Lechuga1815]

I read somewhere that the CIA is actually interested in people with Anxiety disorders because it makes them more paranoid which is useful as an undercover agent.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

That is just what they want you to think, comrade…

[@caesarinchina]

​@@Ag3nt0fCha0s perfect reply lol

[@BeAwesomeful]

"I'm a cis-gendered millennial with an anxiety disorder!" Literally the 'How do you do fellow kids' meme IRL.

[@millie3958]

I’m trans and that quote made me want to kill myself even more

[@ixelhaine]

"I have an anxiety disorder," oh good, that's who I want waterboarding unprosecuted political prisoners.

[@jooot_6850]

That's the kind of person I want doing America's dirty work..

[@peterpidrak9501]

@@ixelhaine That was my thought. Do we really want the people that we give broad latitude to violate human rights in the name of security worldwide to have anxiety disorder? ADHD sure. Anxiety disorders, paranoia or anything like that I would say are a no go.

[@shimsokshim2995]

@@peterpidrak9501 As someone with this disorder, I'm not sure how you could feel comfortable doing this job given that if anyone finds out who you are, you are in danger.

[@Zhoniin]

I wonder if my CIA agent watching my webcam is a female 😳

[@dertythegrower]

They do not care about weebs, you are on the lowest part of their give-a-sh totem pole of scary people.

[@gtracer1729]

Oh god what have you done

[@admech590]

Simps: *mid-wank after realizing a female agent is spying on him* well hello there..Milady. Female agent: send in the troops.

[@phantomstriker7996]

Whipe out your sausage.

[@emperorofwends8875]

UWU

[@arthurfleck8777]

1- Mexican 2- Cisgender Woman 3- Immigrant Parents 4- Woman of Colour 5- First generation Latina 6- Generalised Anxiety Disorder 7- My existence is not a box checking exercise

[@alexcb2578]

She is latina, she didn't say Mexican. Probably ecuatorian cuz she said she can sing a song from a place there

[@gloamgirl]

"I have friends who are from countries your corporation has disappeared people from" Yeah I got American friends too

[@simonkoeman3310]

"Oh shit. Everyone knows we killed JFK... uh... I'm gay!" Otherwise known as the Kevin Spacey defense

[@GoodMorningSimply]

Which is then followed by the Chewbacca defense.

[@gingy30]

@@GoodMorningSimply Why would a wookie like Chewbacca want to live on Endor with the much smaller Eworks? It does not make sense.

[@prettyokandy230]

@@gingy30 when you think about it it was just a kink shame :/

[@ukaszwrobel9027]

The Spacey Gambit

[@nihaalsandim9986]

Whattt so kevin spacey also killed jfk ????

[@Anyone_Else_Think]

“I used to suffer with imposter syndrome” so I replaced it with protagonist syndrome.

[@jackfrager2542]

Sus

[@kristoffseisler2163]

yep ..or projection ..or both

[@Timelordvainglorious1]

Imposter

[@kylefrank638]

I'm not saying it couldn't have been more severe in her past, but why bring up your generalized anxiety disorder in the midst of also being a super-braggart about your achievements, and recording lines for potentially hundreds of thousands of people to listen to? She would probably say "My disorder doesn't define me" on top of it all, so why even mention it?

[@MrSupersonic2012]

@@jackfrager2542 Black is sus, vote her out.

[@kyle857]

It is always nice when the secret police are more inclusive

[@timkenda8203]

The CIA looks like a community college campus, ironic, considering that is one setting in which they like to recruit

[@GigaChadh976]

Sometimes they don’t even send an agent out they just have them go on 4chan and then groom mass shooters

[@TheWAYF]

"The CIA can monetize their channel, but God forbid any of us talk about politics!" Nailed it, right there.

[@cactustree2786]

go to 2:32 it has sus

[@sebaschan-uwu]

youtubre definitely isnt going to say no to the cia lol

[@rosehearttoxic1691]

@@sebaschan-uwu no one can say no to CIA

[@1101Archimedes]

Does Google defer to the CIA, or is it the other way around? 🤔

[@tylerisadumb]

@@cactustree2786 amogusss???

[@artemprotectron]

"My existence is not a box checking exercise" *Meanwhile she continues to blatantly say every woke check box imaginable*

[@MsLambchop]

0oooof....you said it so much better than I did. THANK YOU!

[@mchagnon7]

My existence is not a box checking exercise, I also take fingerprints and administer drug tests.

[@useraccount333]

She **explicitly** mentioned being a "cisgender" "Millennial" with "anxiety". Hell, I completely expected her to call herself a " Latinx". She's checking every box she possibly can.

[@d3thkn1ghtmcgee74]

Loool yep! How can you be both intersex and cis? Like waht?

[@lassesipila6418]

@@useraccount333 I was surprised about the "Latina" at first, too, then I remembered that no matter how woke a Latin person is, they still have enough self respect not to go with the x there. As far as I've seen, that gem is for the non-Latin wokes only.

[@enricogobbo7327]

"I'm italian... that counts as a disability am I right?" that is one of the best sentences I have ever heard

[@Theo-qk6wg]

“Do you think Margaret Tatcher had girl power?” “Oh my god yes” “Do you think she used a lot of that power by funneling illegal death squads in northern Ireland?” -Andre, Eric

[@clottadams5028]

Hey, the IRA killed people, too, you know.

[@Theo-qk6wg]

@@clottadams5028 dammit those filthy criminals defending their country

[@muckeem3356]

The Four G’s: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Geneva convention violations.

[@LiminalDoll]

👀👀there it is.

[@sigmacademy]

Isn't that "provisional guidelines" for ALL intelligence/security agencies? :P

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

👑

[@bea4846]

AND guilt trip

[@charliekahn4205]

Since when are they gatekeeping? Sure, they've tortured, gaslit, and use chemical weaponry in targeted instances (mostly Cuba), but gatekeeping?

[@kpalzrhein2378]

“I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety…” This is the most millennial sentence I’ve ever heard in my life

[@LuisGutierrezG123]

Wait but she said she’s 36 right? Does that still count as a millennial?

[@ninakore]

@@LuisGutierrezG123 yea. Millennials start in 1984, so the oldest one would be 37

[@theredhunter4997]

honestly its so millennia that's its suspicious, also I don't know how shoe didn't comment on the imposter syndrome statement in that video

[@chancewill6910]

"My existence is not a box-checking exercise." It kinda sounds like she's checking boxes

[@yoogeo1]

Sounds like a good reason not to work for the cia tbh

[@wolfrayne8355]

I had a leader approach me while I was in the military, asking me if I would be willing to take a leadership role because "we need more females in leadership"...I responded with "do you even know if I'm qualified?:

[@clottadams5028]

You took it, right?

[@thelastminuteman7513]

"I have generalized anxiety disorder, which I treat by microdosing LSD, which the CIA seems to have a limitless supply of and gives out like candy on Halloween for some reason"

[@gaiusleviathan8110]

They’re literally just pulling a Kevin Spacey. “Did I unapologetically commit heinous crimes? Maybe. Idk. But I’m gay sooo...yeah....deal with that.”

[@traskforge]

Little known fact: being gay actually makes you innocent of every crime possible source: am gay

[@chrlz8211]

@@traskforge got off of a charge of mustard gassing an orphanage because I told them that they were participating in bi erasure

[@tempesttossed6029]

Spacey is awful. Especially that christmas greeting video where he gloats about getting away with murder.

[@GreyBlackWolf]

Whats interesting, i watched a few people talk about this. But if you think about how the CIA ran things. You really think that would change? Especially amongst senior officers? Like said here. Its just a front.

[@cactustree2786]

sus 2:32

[@vendetta7409]

The ATF is going to make a KZbin video about the cutest dogs they've shot.

[@R_K_S2401]

This made me laugh harder than it should.

[@maxwill5988]

Shia LaBeouf seconds that

[@typerroud8753]

They are literally pushing a puppy project and selling stuffed animal puppies😭

[@the010og]

I am a stand up comedian. I am stealing this. I have no shame

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

Nah, that's PETA.

[@thehoerscorral8565]

I love that first CIA video every single time I see it; how she opens with checking a massive list of woke boxes and then IMMEDIATELY "But my existence is not a box checking exercise" LMFAO, it's like an Onion skit except not even they would hit this hard LMAO.

[@goosefukulardeath7300]

“Have fun assassinating people….GAYLY!” I spit up my Dr Pepper 😂😂😂

[@clottadams5028]

With a silver bullet dipped in HIV+ blood. Take that enemy of globohomo.

[@karmacheese]

I almost choked on my beer, and snot came out of my nose at that one, genius!

[@mattpurvis9873]

Italians have Parkinson's disease - but only when they're speaking to somebody.

[@dustinmosley5965]

"I can change a diaper with one hand and water board an Iraqi with the other."

[@MrNncon]

She's a office jockie a front to make a,softer image

[@bradycharles9571]

That fucking got me 😂

[@yaboisaylor]

To be honest, the first lady who was talking about who she was for like 6 hours makes her perfect for the torture programs.

[@genxrants]

Play it on repeat... 24/7 - but I don't think they'll need to for that long.

[@jpoeng]

😂😂😂👍

[@sebcw1204]

"tell us what you know, or i will tell you EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

CIA = *Criminals In America/ Criminals In Action* ... is a running-gag my friends and I tell each other for years and years and years. Where evil people go when they want to have _"legal"_ power over others.

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

Why do most of the diversity hires work in the library?

[@MSRomsa]

I started working at the CIA because my handler told me I had to...

[@lawnmowerman5006]

“I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise.” Um… are you sure about that!? Because you just went for like an intersectional box checking rampage combo with a x36 multiplier!

[@museblock]

“My existence is not a box-checking exercise” she says after check-listing all the boxes she fits into. Nice.

[@Phoenix_Atlas]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@tiffanyrenee4632]

Fr tho 🙄

[@beambooi6431]

Bruh literally. The irony is so surreal and there is literally no self awareness in sight

[@nathanielwaugh9232]

Social justice double speak

[@mikeh0nch0]

Glad someone made this comment 😂

[@alexanderboulton2123]

"Don't care didn't ask, plus you're a fed." Boom. Done. Video over.

[@JohnSmith-gr3pq]

Hey bro, I’ll drink to that

[@luke-zi6gs]

@@JohnSmith-gr3pq I'll drink to anything

[@chadcrigger3101]

You had me at what is this a joy division album. Liked and subscribed.

[@Randomynous01]

When an official spokesperson says “may” as if to imply what happened isn’t a fact... Never trust that person...

[@GroovingPict]

"my existence is not a box-checking excercise" she says, as she tries to create and check as many boxes as humanly possible

[@twinkiesmaster69]

"im a cisgender hetro homosapien air-breather"

[@Lilliathi]

@@twinkiesmaster69 "I'm a Eukaryota, animalaia, vertebrata, tetrapoda, mammalia, primate, hominidae, homo sapiens, female, bisexual, cisgender, 3 parts Frisian - 1 part Native Carribian Indian, Dutch, 3D artist, with a minor muscle condition, who likes salty foods. My pronouns are help/please help."

[@NezzConstantine]

I was about to post this then saw you XD

[@CazRaX]

@@Lilliathi Not gonna fit all that on a business card.

[@SaHaRaSquad]

@@CazRaX A QR code can fit ~2kB of data, you can just print that on the card.

[@blackwidow6729]

My existence is not a box checking exercise. Yet continues to check them boxes.

[@granolabob1]

She sure checked a lot of boxes for not checking any boxes.

[@Midnights_hangout]

"my life isn't a list of checkboxes" *Only explains their life as checkboxes*

[@alexterieur8813]

Exactly what i thought

[@xen0bia]

Oh yeah, I actually yelled out at the screen "You literally did that 2 seconds ago, you twit!". I mean, how can you unironically say that with a straight face!?

[@alexterieur8813]

@@xen0bia some ppl get sponsored by raid shadow legends, some ppl are sponsored by the CIA. Money is money

[@yeetdelete851]

Really though.

[@YARGGG_GG]

wokeness in a nutshell. rid ourselves of the yoke of labels by inventing an obscene amount of labels and judging everything and everyone by them.

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

2:17 “My existence is not a box checking exercise” -The person who just went down the list of their box checking qualities.

[@golsitito4492]

Thats what I said. This people are so obsessed on checking boxes to feel important instead of living.

[@manuelsilva1580]

Brilliant observation!

[@hYBRYDcOBRA]

Box checking is essentially what they do in job interviews

[@golsitito4492]

@@heinshaaine8153 Maybe Both.

[@austinjacob8026]

"dont care, didnt ask. Plus youre a fed." had me rollin

[@ww-pw6di]

"CIA has probably given *hundreds* of people PTSD", that's kind cute.

[@deidara_8598]

That ad sounds like something the Onion would make, it has that exact tone of being ridiculous but in a serious tone. At first you think it _is_ serious but then you actually process what they're saying and you just go "wait wtf is this?".

[@sigmacademy]

You can consider the Onion "real news" these days. Because whatever absurdity they make fun of, eventually becomes reality. :P

[@deidara_8598]

@@sigmacademy Yeah, a lot of their stuff from 2008 is now true, it's eerie how accurately they've managed to predict the future with their satire

[@autohmae]

The Onion has one of the hardest jobs in the world. Reality can do whatever they want, because: “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.” ― Mark Twain

[@veetalin]

"They want that boot on your neck.... To be an eight-inch heel." Fucking flawless.

[@lauraee9450]

Not living in USA feels nice rn

[@timwhite1783]

ngl it is a minor improvement ;)

[@immaculateusername9457]

@@timwhite1783 Idk bro, heels hurt more than boots.

[@BringerOfMoisture]

But but but I’m into that

[@wediscoit1989]

Uwu step on me big mommy fed

[@chrisinbaltimore]

"Don't care, didn't ask. Plus you're a fed." xD

[@_____Astral_____]

From killing JFK to YT vlogging. the CIA has come so far 🥺

[@robertabrahamsen9076]

"The Patriarchy can't stop ME from setting children on fire!" I almost pissed my pants.

[@robertabrahamsen9076]

"They want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel." I'm sorry I can only "like" this video once.

[@user-nu3sd7zb2j]

Lmao

[@what-mk1yx]

@@robertabrahamsen9076 bruh patriachy or not-patriachy ..... children are equally flammable

[@kams912]

This is amazing

[@ALJ9000]

@@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree White Phosphorus is even worse

[@CazRaX]

"My existence is not a box checking exercise" right after she finished off checking off all her woke boxes.

[@TheSHJGaming]

I honestly couldn't believe she said that right after. It's too shit to be true.

[@charliekahn4205]

The way you are born shouldn't be offensive. How could she not check boxes just by existing?

[@Apathy474]

I got an NSA agent (or CIA agent) when I was browsing WikiLeaks and clicked on a link in one of the Archived emails that led to a code repository but I was 13 and had no idea what I was doing or how stupid that was

[@jeremycarnes1656]

"I'm able to intoxicate those around me with my drive, my ambition, my generic personality trait....and my CIA issued LSD ice dart gun that doesn't exist, you conspiracy theorist."

[@jackgregory8959]

When their content runs dry and they start putting out ‘our top ten drone strikes’ or ‘ five assassinations you didn’t know were the cia’ then my personal favourite ‘is your favourite conspiracy theory true? We tell all’

[@stephenmcshane4746]

why do I unironically think they'll make some BuzzFeed like article with that sort of title in the near future.

[@sephiroth8517]

SUBSCRIBE!!!

[@yoogeo1]

Storytime: how we murdered a democratically elected foreign leader lol! I'm so crazy. Spilling all the tea

[@JingoCrochet]

this sounds like some Onion news shit LMFAO

[@clicheguevara5282]

"Hey guys! Soooo.... STORYTIME!!! Today we're going to learn about Operation Northwoods."

[@Odrade100]

"My family left their country after the CIA organized a coup and destroyed the country and now I join the CIA to destroy other countries." True story.

[@jamesoquinn9168]

I was just aghast at that. Just 😳

[@hunghummingbird6015]

Realest comment of 2021.

[@nathanbrisebois8756]

I WILL HAVE MY MISPLACED REVENGE

[@schechter01]

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!

[@gameon2000]

To destroy USA from within by hiring mental overweight single moms Yay!! 😂👍

[@thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096]

I would love an add of cia agents torturing people and then turning to the camera mid water board to say they are proud of who they are

[@nomadichunter2818]

They would flag the video as minor content and steal it for their sex orgie parties.

[@ShadowAkatora]

"They want that boot on your neck to be a 8-inch heel" Go on..

[@caseys2698]

GO TO HORNY JAIL *BONK*

[@gratedbracelet5942]

Step on me CIA mommy

[@graysonlong4779]

@@gratedbracelet5942 Bruh.

[@dawudhinton5754]

I think that will hurt more my dude.

[@voltmanta7075]

"Intersectional death squads" I have never laughed so hard at something so goddamn terrifying.

[@sadboipotato3382]

Critical Race Theoretical Nuke

[@GreenThingonTV]

Reminds me of the inter-racial street gangs that appear in movies.

[@veespa_]

“don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you’re a fed” was honestly perfect

[@butzmn7190]

I would love to make a joke about the CIA. But as a non American I'd probably immediately end up on a list somewhere.

[@lucaagostinelli2912]

"I'm Italian that counts as a disability " Bro... I didn't know I was disabled, at least now I can try to enter the CIA

[@mr.nobody5287]

Dio brigant, anch’io lo sono

[@alexsilent5603]

What if I'm Russian?

[@lucaagostinelli2912]

@@alexsilent5603 Try spetsnaz, but as far as I know they want qualified people without any mental illness.

[@friedrichjaeger367]

Ayo, where all my black gender fluid AISE boys at

[@alexsilent5603]

@@lucaagostinelli2912 Yeah... Russia is not developed enough to provide jobs in security agencies for people with mental illness...

[@thalesthinks8493]

“I can change a diaper with one hand, and overthrow a democratically elected government with the other”

[@joshuadc82]

"my existence is not a box-checking exercise". That's exactly what this whole ad was about!

[@yanfei7782]

"I am not a quota hire." You wouldn't have to point that out if it were true.

[@callmeaweeb4169]

If a CIA agent is gonna torture me, it's gotta be a ✨♥️💗GIRLBOSS 💗♥️✨. YASSS QUEEN SLAYYYY.

[@Azrael_Equinox]

*Looking for a real dom*

[@madog61]

Oh don’t worry they will SLAYYYY Alright

[@Aeris720]

YASSS QUEEN SLAY MY FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS YASSS

[@TerraExodus]

Weeb.

[@madog61]

@@mylittledarkworldjohn4289 drip blood inside of me -Simps

[@lachijames6213]

The absolute irony of a CIA agent struggling with imposter syndrome is beautiful.

[@nomadichunter2818]

Irony? Most FED's have mental issues and are achitzo asfugg.

[@nomadichunter2818]

@All Law Sure, if YouR ageD Under 15

[@nomadichunter2818]

@All Law MoSt cia InfOrmaNts Are gAy PROBabLY GoNna GiVe YoU AiFs. My fed has aids, so she told me.

[@nomadichunter2818]

@All Law Why would shE lie? That's not her job. Her job is to be honest for sure.

[@pastadeadman4594]

I have no idea what the conversation above me is even about

[@mr.r622]

I just want to say that you are absolutely stunning and the way you share things so charismatically and nonchalant is a breath of fresh air

[@thomasjcarwile9143]

True, but cringe

[@andresmangual]

"my existence is not a box checking exercise" immediately after completing a box checking exercise.

[@Bobbybill123]

> They want the boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel I'm 100% stealing that one

[@WesgVick]

Oof x.X

[@reign8195]

Child: Mommy mommy I want progressivism Mom: Sweetie, we have progressivism at home Progressivism at home:

[@mprice6683]

Remember what George Carlin said: "It is called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it".

[@alexandrecabral2107]

love it how the steriotipe for feds went from American Dad`s Stan Smith to David Chipman's man tits in a rainbow poloshirt.

[@captainswagalicious]

"identity politics will almost always be used as a weapon to defend the elite" I have been trying to put it into words for years

[@cactustree2786]

there's sus at 2:32

[@karoltakisobie6638]

If I could just name one elite we can't criticize...

[@ucheobiekwe2287]

Serial killers will always breathe in oxygen, lets stop using oxygen because. LOGIC

[@funkle2645]

@@karoltakisobie6638 You sound suspiciously like you're thinking something anti semetic

[@docas518]

@@karoltakisobie6638 there litteraly isnt one if you live in a first world country

[@enizahm8660]

She mentioned the War on Drugs but forgot the assassination of Fred Hampton. The breakdown of the Black Panthers caused so much division and the government even stole their ideas like children's morning breakfast programs. I got to see Hampton Jr.(the son) in person and I wouldn't trade that experience for anything, especially as a POC.

[@AT2Productions]

"Life isn't a box ticking endeavor" she says after listing all the identity politics boxes she can tick off.

[@leviathanprime1]

I can't believe you didn't even touch on the "I don't need to check boxes" comment immediately after she checks like 10 boxes unironically.

[@randomfools808]

That was one of the funniest parts. She said it as she was doing it.

[@iankellymorris]

Would've kept it from being 70% of the comments.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Yeah but they’d just be replaced by people quoting her saying it.

[@iankellymorris]

@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 She says a lot of funny things in this video. It seems unlikely people would've latched onto the low hanging fruit joke. Probably would've overwhelmingly latched onto something else though, so it's kind of a distinction without a difference I guess.

[@dirtbloque]

„they want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel“ is probably one of the best quotes ever

[@BigGayIncorporated]

you don't want a CEO girlboss to step on you? :O lol

[@ForgBorger]

*insert sex joke to cope with the sense of impending doom and shame related to my country*

[@Grumpy_old_Boot]

@@BigGayIncorporated Step on me Queen ?

[@mateous2816]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[@BigGayIncorporated]

@@ForgBorger gotta cope somehow

[@redlion45]

More 👏 Female 👏 Serial 👏 Killers 👏

[@Mmmald397]

please

[@Nick-Nasty]

"They want the boot on you're neck, to be an 8 inch heal." Lol wordsmith

[@CharaViolet]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss: Breaking the glass ceiling _and_ the Geneva convention

[@robyn6455]

snapping POW’s shins and gettin’ those feminist wins

[@Argumemnon]

"My existence is not a box-checking exercise.... but let me check all these boxes, here."

[@stevenbennett6024]

I was thinking the same thing like that's all she did was check boxes lmao

[@JensNyborg]

"Not a box-checking exercise" is on the checklist. So honestly, what can the poor woman do?

[@celladoor_uk]

Gotta make sure you tick the 'I'm not just about ticking all the boxes' box.

[@neco5740]

I just realised karens are actually the most inklusive they have members of the far right and the far "left"

[@mayorexcalibur1282]

I just love how she lists all these unique qualities and then immidietly says she doesnt exist to check boxs?????? Like what????????

[@mojrimibnharb4584]

Exactly. This is literally an exercise in box checking.

[@kinagrill]

I would quote Tywin Lannister here - A king who needs to repeatedly tell others he is a king, will not remain as such for long. (paraphrasing here a little). AKA - if you need to state who and what you are to feel like that makes you 'whatever you are'... then you have some massive issues PERSONALLY. I do not judge if a boss of a company is male or female. Just if they are competent and professional.

[@cactustree2786]

i love how theres sus at 2:32

[@maidenless_tarnished]

Immediately*

[@noraschoots3167]

ah yes, the famed quality called generalized anxiety disorder, truly admirable

[@XoADREADNOUGHT]

"My existence is not a box-checking exercise", she says halfway through a long diatribe of box-checking...

[@nicksurfs1]

She obviously doesn’t think too deeply or she wouldn’t have been hired.

[@mrdropkicker1]

A lot of insecurity among these people, I notice…

[@cymond]

"We're not laughing at the" FREE COFFEE TUESDAYS frickin ads, interrupting midsentence

[@StimulatedCynic]

The cia lady says she’ll not check boxes as she checks every box. Lol

[@crazeelazee7524]

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "yas kween, slaaay"

[@sigmacademy]

Wait, is slaying with extreme prejudice/lethal force even a thing? :/

[@Viewable11]

Underrated comment.

[@TylerLL2112]

Haha!

[@Goabnb94]

"My life is not a box checking exercise. Now let me list all my identities to check all the diversity boxes."

[@sakuraflares7054]

I am a woman of color, I am a mother, I AM A CISGENDER INDIVIDUAL THAT HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH GENERALIZED ANXIETY DISORDER

[@rohit7346]

"diagnosed with General Anxiety Disorder" Was watching this podcast where this ex CIA agent says that they go for people with high anxiety because anxious people have hyper-vigilance(where they notice much more about their surroundings) so get their anxiety under control and they have +hyper-vigilance stat 😂

[@officerravioli]

The main problem of being "italian" is that you feel like you have to make sure everyone knows that you are in fact, italian. I know that because I'm italian.

[@critik_l]

That’s not true. I’m Italian and I hardly ever tell anyone. Did I mention I’m Italian?

[@LyricalFluffer]

I used to think Italians were cool and wished I was one until I saw these comments.

[@piergiorgiocestra3833]

Don't worry, you can become Italian! It's called trans-italianism! Stop being fascist! ;)

[@michaelbeavers4043]

I am also Italian. What a small world.

[@craftworded]

@@LyricalFluffer Migrate lol

[@edwargo]

“My existence is not a box-checking exercise.”. In this context, it genuinely is...a box-checking exercise. Good writing.

[@scifiwriter98]

And good box-checking to boot!

[@jamieg2427]

😂 right! she spends the entire video checking boxing. how is this even happening . . .

[@bobhotchkiss2438]

It is absolutely terrifying to me that the CIA recorded a "box checking exercise" that included someone saying "I am not a box checking exercise". How the hell did this even happen?

[@timboslice090]

Just got home from work, drank 3 beers and forgot the beginning of this wasn't an ad... almost skipped it. Thank God shoeinface showed up and saved me.

[@sovietrussia3874]

Just discovered this channel, it’s like hitting a gold mine Really got me crying laughing

[@mohammedrifat2764]

As in Iraqi person, nothing warms my heart than knowing that the CIA are finally woke

[@BinarySecond]

"excuse me, before you attach this car battery to my genitals - are you an ally?"

[@Yawnymcsnore]

And therefore useless

[@aggersoul23]

As an Iraqi person too, I have no idea wtf was that.

[@uphilliceskater]

"I am a gutless turd SJW. I am a trust-fund hipster. I am a Millennial."

[@TTTokemon]

'My existence is not a box checking exercise' yet: * I am a woman of colour * I am a mother * I am a cis gendered millenial * I have an anxiety disorder Eh?

[@theinstitute1324]

Look man I can't expect ideological consistency from the same people who also think labels can't and shouldn't apply to anyone but also genders galore. I legit read an entire thread on Reddit the other day about how modern gender theory is the key to making the entirety of society gender-free and within the thread one of them had an epiphany of why identifying with your biological sex actually makes sense in that respect and that maybe gender theory is precisely the theoretical and ideological circus people think it is. So no I ain't expect nothin less

[@yusha5728]

E X A C T L Y

[@TheFirstHurrah]

@@theinstitute1324 That's AMAZING, but it also makes me wanna die.

[@johnhummel99]

Her oppression level is off the charts

[@N3207H05]

@@johnhummel99 na she still has all the juicy cis privilege!

[@5133937]

“Have fun assassinating people… gayly.” “Intersectional death squads.” Lmao.