Shao Kahn: Serve me and conquer realms! Noob: I’m about to end this mans career.
@redux675 жыл бұрын
What career
@daboyz23745 жыл бұрын
Redux67 exactly
@احْمَدُالزٌَيْن-ر4ظ5 жыл бұрын
@@redux67 bom bam bab barabab PAW!!
@wanday.jackson75375 жыл бұрын
Dude you just killed him
@usboko735 жыл бұрын
"Name one realm you control."
@BigKettleBoy5 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: “serve me and conquer realms” Noob: “name one realm you control” Shao Kahn: *sweats profusely*
@nicholasberry84565 жыл бұрын
Noob is a sicko I hate him
@Q-bh5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Berry He’s a *sickle*
@sovietdoggo7535 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: *angrily sweating*
@patootie35295 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasberry8456 And a badass… but a sicko nonetheless
@gaelicprincess49375 жыл бұрын
Me: Oh, shit, Shao Kahn, get exposed! Shots fired! 😎😎😎😎
@ivanyy5 жыл бұрын
"Are you not used to bondange?" Scorpion: *screams internally*
@Day_Trading_Bot5 жыл бұрын
Think If Cetrion Said This Sentence Scorpion Would Be Like Come On Lemme Smash Your Virtuous A** Damn😎😍😘😅
@3rday6005 жыл бұрын
coraline shaw I like how her lips move when you said bondages
@TheeNero5 жыл бұрын
Scorpion is too honorable for that shite
@ivanyy5 жыл бұрын
@Operator BG You know much about insect sex
@Hyoga-90325 жыл бұрын
Ivany 299 His English makes it hard to understand
@_quavzz_8025 жыл бұрын
3:44 I love how Johnny and Kabal have a normal conversation
@kabukicho30095 жыл бұрын
@Black Gold yeah maybe if your ignorant 😒😒😒😒
@thespecter64165 жыл бұрын
@@kabukicho3009 Pft, lmfao, no one is more ignorant than *WOKE* sheep following the jew media.
@nicholasberry84565 жыл бұрын
Cough Dwayne Johnson Cough
@Pshady235 жыл бұрын
If Kabal wins a round against Johnny he says something like" Mime 4 was Bullshit!"
@chadkingoffuckmountain9705 жыл бұрын
@@thespecter6416 yikes dude. Coming straight out of nowhere with that.
@StoicForce5 жыл бұрын
You missed a REALLY good one: Frost: "What do you see when you look at me?" Jacqui: "A cheap, second-gen' knock-off." Frost: "I said look at me, not you."
@lfle99335 жыл бұрын
Eh, it's more or less of "I know you are but what am I" Which is damn annoying.
@zyonhenderson675 жыл бұрын
@@lfle9933 Annoying? Yes. Funny as fuck tho
@maxfelson94675 жыл бұрын
@@lfle9933 the way she put it is what makes it good
@thatlemonguy11075 жыл бұрын
I mean, they’re both kinda knock-offs. Frost of Sub-Zero and Jacqui of Jax.
@uglyguy25194 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the only Frost dialogues that's actually clever and not just bratty, whiny or backstabby. Btw, "backstabby" is totally a word now.
@TheHuskyK95 жыл бұрын
Geras: "Submit your race to Kronika" Baraka: "Tarkatans do not submit, Geras" Geras: "It is their entire history" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@lanerjavec27255 жыл бұрын
Tarkatans are the french of mk universe
@JGD445 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that. The French had almost all of Europe has its plaything at one point and they won the 100 years war.
@Pekara1215 жыл бұрын
@@JGD44 yeah but dude they lost to a season thats just a yikes xD
@bre4kd0wn15 жыл бұрын
Tarkatans are legendary warriors according to, iirc, Scorpion. The problem with Tarkatans are probably the fact that they stick to their tradition and don't want to expand. As powerful and deadly as they are, they themselves are the reason of their submissions.
@JGD445 жыл бұрын
@@Pekara121 season?
@burnerBreakdown5 жыл бұрын
“You could still be a soldier.” “A monk’s life is more my speed.” *“Alright then, Slow Kang.”*
@bozothefuckingclown94765 жыл бұрын
That killed me for some reason 🤣
@Netherwolf61005 жыл бұрын
That one felt far more playful and less of a burn. Sonya and Lui go back pretty far and have always been close friends so it didn't feel like a bitter burn to me or a roast.
@javieracevedo87645 жыл бұрын
Her clap back was literally the equivalent of the lame kid at school trying to roast his friends and failing at it. Sonya's lame, almost as lame as her voice actor... she should've stuck to MMA where she was actually good at what she was doing. see? now thats a burn better than what she provided at least
@lazarusofentropy59665 жыл бұрын
Javier Acevedo Hers wasn’t sounding like a KZbin commenter being a shit-talking tryhard. ...Oh, wait- X,D
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
@@Netherwolf6100 the funny part is in the modern MK games they really haven't showed that. In the original timeline, Johnny Cage, Sonya and Liu Kang actually became close friends in MK1(according to comics i believe), so I'm really disappointed they haven't shown that at all, especially with Cage and Kang.
@JCBro-yg8vd5 жыл бұрын
Not surprised most of these involve Noob Saibot.
@orsuszoktavir1565 жыл бұрын
JCBro2014 is that a bad thing?
@isaacvitela51315 жыл бұрын
@@orsuszoktavir156 its bad... for us XD he deadly and can talk smack XD
@rightz9755 жыл бұрын
Noob saibot is the best always talking smack lol
@nicholasberry84565 жыл бұрын
Noob Saibot is a sicko I hate him
@isaacvitela51315 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasberry8456 well he is dead after all... sort of I doubt he had concerns of his haters
@lou644445 жыл бұрын
Noob Saibot: name one realm you control Shao Kahn: Oh shieeeeettttt raiden: *I must consult with the elder gods*
@lou644445 жыл бұрын
Omg I got hearted my life is complete
@pablogandini29785 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn's reply was even better imo
@carnagepool75645 жыл бұрын
@@notamimic7253 Sharp tongue for a dead man.
@NYX8395 жыл бұрын
Your profile image made the comment hilay
@nerothewateruser80305 жыл бұрын
@@lou64444 imagine this was actually an intro
@Chucky_Martinez5 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang: I've been practicing. Kung Lao: All you do is practice, Liu Kang. Liu Kang: And you wonder why I'm the "Chosen One"?
@Mbonic5 жыл бұрын
“The netherrealm can have you” “ it also has your friend smoke” BROO noob has no chill jesus
@thebruheternal36545 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite is Sub-Zero: I will not live in your shadow Noob: Then die in it, brother
@BigBellyBirdyPlaysGames4 жыл бұрын
"Do not speak about my friends."
@bandana.70774 жыл бұрын
that one got me screaming LMFAOOOOOO
@vacantsix15864 жыл бұрын
Yeah you'd think heed have more chill since he was the first subzero
@malicja.x4 жыл бұрын
God, I was crying. I just miss Smoke so much... He deserved better.
@bradleremond5 жыл бұрын
3:53 - Kronika's minion - Better than being Kotal's kept woman - At least my body remains my own. Ultra Savage
@julianvenegas6425 жыл бұрын
*BRUTALITY*
@williamgregg47125 жыл бұрын
Press X to doubt
@omrizubary5 жыл бұрын
Until Kotal decides to play with it😎😎😎
@darkwhispersstories474 жыл бұрын
@Troll uNeed but Frost can really put herself as kept woman too she has no free will and will do what Kronika ask her... Its not a roast if that applies to you too. And Jade at least does so willingly like she is not even denying it
@kelvinwebley69713 жыл бұрын
@Troll uNeed idk man considering tht frost both lost her body and will Jade won
@shadyrabbit47945 жыл бұрын
noob to shao kahn: name one realm you control noob to skarlet: you have no family noob to jax: ermac ripped your arms come one man!😂
@picassomarble56435 жыл бұрын
Erron called him ugly and all he could say was die XD
@confusedkys60905 жыл бұрын
Noob is cold lol
@noadeke99205 жыл бұрын
"You are a thug, not a thief."
@recklessabandon56785 жыл бұрын
@@confusedkys6090 He was the first sub-zero
@lsrrr38575 жыл бұрын
@@confusedkys6090 He might be cold but he is an expert at burning people
@KingBaldwinTheLeper5 жыл бұрын
Man, noob saibot and spawn are gonna have the most dark and edgy introduction before the fight starts 😂😂
@kimyona97465 жыл бұрын
Noob: I was murdered by fire Spawn: I was murdered too Noob: Now we are both hellspawn that follow no one
@chunga1005 жыл бұрын
@@kimyona9746 Noob is still indoctrinated. his will isn't his own.
@ultimatepaine64015 жыл бұрын
Noob Saibot: what's your story? Spawn: I was fired by my boss both figuratively and literally, then resurrected by a demon clown and the devil. You? Noob Saibot: I was killed by a hellfire ninja spirit of vengeance, then resurrected by a clown sorcerer and the God of death.
@lippesterlippester4005 жыл бұрын
@@chunga100 how
@tiirmason89945 жыл бұрын
@@chunga100 noob has free will now since Quan chi is dead
@mr.checkyourself46725 жыл бұрын
More story in battle dialogues than the games
@nicholasberry84565 жыл бұрын
First comment
@pulsegrispy99875 жыл бұрын
**second comment**
@FirstLast-so6yv5 жыл бұрын
__third comment__
@setsers15 жыл бұрын
Yyyyep!!🤣
@hidof95985 жыл бұрын
Because its Gossip
@themightyone45525 жыл бұрын
2:11 I love what Cetrion said to Baraka
@stelena14065 жыл бұрын
@RaineTCG i know right. Kinda wanna smash
@Khan-_-Art1st5 жыл бұрын
I love her rack
@tommyaguirre34795 жыл бұрын
@RaineTCG lol i thought the same
@dragonballa50835 жыл бұрын
I must consult the elder boobs. ( Y )
@whenyounutinhermouthandshe5 жыл бұрын
I wasn't gonna say it but...she's busty and thicc.
@19̛́99̸-l5b5 жыл бұрын
"Are you not you used to bondage?" Leave the kinks out of this
@FirstLast-so6yv5 жыл бұрын
Joseph Bleifus r/woooooooooooooosh
@f.e.areproduce52985 жыл бұрын
I actually consider this dialogue blessed as hell , yes i do . Also it might be because of how D'vorah sounds and acts as a character , i mean way D'vorah killed Mileena is in itself quite horrible one with insects , i mean this could be one of most brutal fatalities but i guess they knew it could be possibly over the edge .
@p_filippouz3 жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-so6yv first this is KZbin, not Reddit. Second, it's with 4 O's
@sergioballeza32915 жыл бұрын
Damn noob saibot going hard on them
@Zybernetic5 жыл бұрын
Sergio Balleza Yep
@artnite26595 жыл бұрын
Name one realm you control
@sovietdoggo7535 жыл бұрын
The most literal form of Phantom Menace.
@gerardoscapegoat99995 жыл бұрын
Jax destroyed noob with “but i survived, you didn’t”
@suberwolf1005 жыл бұрын
@@gerardoscapegoat9999 But he came back didn't he xd
@TILLO2925 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: *breathes* Raiden: *I mUsT cOnSuLt ThE eLdEr GoDs*
@maritesnarandan89505 жыл бұрын
copied comment 100%
@TILLO2925 жыл бұрын
@@maritesnarandan8950 Copied by literally several people on several comments. I doubt it is me copying, more of me enjoying the meme and passing it on XD
@MegaNinjaRyan5 жыл бұрын
Raider: consults the elder gods Shao Kahn: I must insult the elder gods
@freshandzesty11115 жыл бұрын
@@MegaNinjaRyan good one
@rogehmarbi5 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: breathes Raiden: "Elder gods, the realms are in crisis"
@marsayde12375 жыл бұрын
"Tarkatans do not submit, Geras." "It is their entire history :D" "GEEERAS YOU REALLY GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT"
@lorenzovanwillingh83164 жыл бұрын
Why did I read that in Dashie's Baraka impression 😂
@ChaplainPhantasm2 жыл бұрын
Geras' grin maked it all better lmao
@nehen22255 жыл бұрын
3:05 Jaquie: Who was it again that capped Shinnok Liu Kang: If i recall, it wasn't you
@kylewd85065 жыл бұрын
Jaquie: I'm surprised you know, seeing you were dead.
@Xylarxcode5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Jacqui but it was someone from the Special Forces. Where were the Shaolin? Too busy being dead!
@nehen22255 жыл бұрын
@@Xylarxcode We are making comebacks that are in character, if you don't make one then commit a quitality
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets5 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang: The Cages were the ones to beat Shinnok, I don't think I would brag about that if I were you.
@marioistiredifthisconversa8695 жыл бұрын
*Johnny cage comming out of nowhere* I AM THE ONE WHO DEAFEATED HIM
@mirrors40905 жыл бұрын
"Tarkatans do not submit, Geras" "It is their entire history" .........
@bandana.70774 жыл бұрын
Geras ended him before the match even started
@crumblemuffin12574 жыл бұрын
Oof 100
@spiralpower16203 жыл бұрын
Is this a fatality or brutality?
@mirrors40903 жыл бұрын
@@spiralpower1620 he's gone extinct after this.
@elnacho97063 жыл бұрын
Ultimate fatality
@captainginyu23105 жыл бұрын
Shao Khan: serve me and conquer realms. Noob sybot: name one realm you control. Best. Insult. EVER.
@seanbotti53854 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: Sharp tongue for a Dead Man. Me: Ooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!
@lagartoloco945 жыл бұрын
I know this is about bitting back but Shao Kahn’s felt like a bark after Noob bit the jugular. Dead man cold as the grave.
@blackmage6655 жыл бұрын
oh yeah that was noob firing shade back, not SK
@lagartoloco945 жыл бұрын
Oh that makes more sense. Can’t beat a wraith at his own game *badum tiss*
@amongusisbad5083 жыл бұрын
“Name one realm you control.” “Sharp tongue for a dead man!” He should just accept the fact that Saibot got him there.
@PhantomKodiak5 жыл бұрын
Low blow by Noob to bring up Smoke like that..
@nicholasberry84565 жыл бұрын
Noob is a sicko, I hate him
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasberry8456 you can blame Quan Chi for that.
@malicja.x4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when he mentioned Smoke I went like: "You did NOT just go there!"
@lukethelegend97053 жыл бұрын
But Jax had a pretty good clap-back with the “I survived, you didn’t” line
@Straswa5 жыл бұрын
I love Sub Zero's voice. Steven Blum does an awesome job.
@Shiirow4 жыл бұрын
he better, thats like the only voice he can really do.
@Roanan.4 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: "Your power won't stop me, Earthrealmer." Liu Kang: "It's done so twice before." Shao Kahn: "Sh-shut up man."
@roderickspencerjr.24825 жыл бұрын
Noob: I was once a thief Kollector: then you’ll show me respect Noob: you are a thug, not a thief
@jacktheomnithere21274 жыл бұрын
What does it mean? I don't understand it.
@draconusfrigidus4 жыл бұрын
@@jacktheomnithere2127 Presumably it's the same as the Elder Scrolls distinction that thieves take what they want/need/are hired for while trying to avoid resorting to violence or loss of life, whereas thugs will happily beat someone up and/or kill them for their stuff without care.
@jacktheomnithere21274 жыл бұрын
@@draconusfrigidus "that makes sense to me"
@TupocalypseShakur4 жыл бұрын
@@jacktheomnithere2127 thugs take by force thieves are subtle
@jacktheomnithere21274 жыл бұрын
@@TupocalypseShakur "that also makes sense to me"
@JackBlackJr1234 жыл бұрын
"ermac ripped off your arms" "I survived.. You didn't" 🔥🔥
@demetriuselliott87315 жыл бұрын
1:55 the kollector just played himself without realzing it
@kainholden27225 жыл бұрын
Dj kahled: "congratulations, ya just played ya-self"
@KingSaint0072 жыл бұрын
Bruh... even kano knows kollector played hisself
@humanarian5 жыл бұрын
The best one isn't even in the video. Noob Saibot: _"Even legends die."_ Johnny Cage: _"Ha! You just called me a legend."_ Noob Saibot: _"Not at all."_ Johnny has been completely owned by that one.
@benjaminmcneil5744 жыл бұрын
And yet he gave not a damn. Noob underestimated how big his ego was.
@Bluesit324 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like Nooby was backpedaling. He insinuated that Johnny was a legend. Saying, "Not at all" doesn't fix that.
@Bluesit324 жыл бұрын
@Christian Chavarria Ehh...the legend didn't really die. For a time, nobody knew that Bi Han wasn't the same Sub-Zero. Still, I get what you're saying.
@alifaisal12914 жыл бұрын
His point was that since legends can die, Johnny is nothing.
@Xylarxcode4 жыл бұрын
@@Bluesit32 To me, it sounds like Noob was referring to himself, back when he was still alive as Bi-Han. He was a legend in life, but he still died. Meaning that if someone as skilled and legendary as Bi-Han can die, then some poser like Johnny wouldn't be much of a challenge at all. At least, that's how Noob sees it. Johnny, as usual, thinks the whole thing revolves around him and that Noob called him the legend. That's how I interpreted that, anyway. There's no way Noob Saibot would ever refer to Johnny Cage as a legend.
@REV-wz3wj5 жыл бұрын
I can imagine myself playing this with the boys and be like Jade: Insults frost Frost: Insults back Jade: Low blow Me and the boys: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
@williamwolfxrivera24185 жыл бұрын
*insert Supa Hot Fire Gif*
@joshuagabrielcatindig76075 жыл бұрын
The "kept woman" part never made sense... Kotal wasn't married to anyone...
@zOhSway5 жыл бұрын
Cringey bastard
@joshuagabrielcatindig76075 жыл бұрын
@ but Kotes wasn't exactly hiding Jade now, was he?
@joshuagabrielcatindig76075 жыл бұрын
@ of the illicit kind.
@andrewflores49814 жыл бұрын
"I've been practicing" "You always practice Liu Kang" "And you wonder why I'm the chosen one" GODDAMM Liu Kang's clap went there
@MRAY4TW4 жыл бұрын
Shao Khan: "Serve me and conquer realms!" Noob Saibot: "Name one realm that you control." Apply cold water to burned area.
@royallldanielrd49215 жыл бұрын
3:53 That whole interaction shocked me!!!🤭😟
@TTv__Jewon_5 жыл бұрын
DaveisHERE Lol jade almost lost tho that ending 😬
@nicholasberry84565 жыл бұрын
Jade is a savage, if only she didn’t wear a trash bag as her outfit
@MNB7305 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasberry8456 her undead outfit is 20 times much better
@Susabi-m1b5 жыл бұрын
Noob could Use some CHILL... Ok imma go now
@kuda5 жыл бұрын
scorpion u killed bi han in mk9 he is no chill now
@Susabi-m1b5 жыл бұрын
@@kuda i guess so too
@kuda5 жыл бұрын
@@Susabi-m1b and u were controlled by quon chi when he killed ur family and clan
@Susabi-m1b5 жыл бұрын
@@kuda wait a second didnt BI han (i am the Past scorpion)
@kuda5 жыл бұрын
@@Susabi-m1b o
@Starthehedgehog13935 жыл бұрын
0:35 Kung Lao fired back hard here. Good to know he's not anyone whipping boy despite the roasts.
@Krawberry5 жыл бұрын
4:30 the only time Johnny is humble
@HelloThere-mc7db4 жыл бұрын
Never
@Hei_Darkfire5 жыл бұрын
Noob: It has your friend Smoke. Me: GIVE HIM BACK GODDAMNIT!
@malicja.x4 жыл бұрын
I miss Smoke :(
@cameronlittle98005 жыл бұрын
Noob lost that clap back to Jax, tho. Now Jax is acting out of character 😂😂
@umerali23495 жыл бұрын
The ending of it stupid doe, he said noob is dead but he's standing in front of him lol
@cameronlittle98005 жыл бұрын
Umer Ali Ik 😂😂 but scorpion didn’t have to do him like that in Mk9
@umerali23495 жыл бұрын
I like that noob was created from death, he's so savage and cool
@umerali23495 жыл бұрын
I like that noob was created from death, he's so savage and cool
@cameronlittle98005 жыл бұрын
Umer Ali same here but I like both of them equally tho
@Thead2Raw4 жыл бұрын
Why's Kung Lao always getting roasted? Lmao He's like my favorite of the two.
@leonardobarros70093 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang and Kung Lao are my favorite MK characters, I'm very sad because they only value Liu Kang. Kung Lao is an amazing character (in fact, I personally think he's more stylish and cooler than Liu Kang), but unfortunately he's very underrated and undervalued.
@byronmeir12405 жыл бұрын
Wow,I don't know who gets roasted more,Yamcha from Dragon Ball FighterZ or Kung Lao.
@mxsayian5 жыл бұрын
New character King lao?
@byronmeir12405 жыл бұрын
@@mxsayian And that's the first thing you focus on? Here let me corrected it for you,Cause it would be a horrible sin if I don't.
@mxsayian5 жыл бұрын
@@byronmeir1240 whoa calm yo ass damn
@byronmeir12405 жыл бұрын
@@mxsayian Oh,I'm calm.Why are you clutching your pearls and getting your panties in bunch?Are you happy I corrected my grammer error?
@ivanyy5 жыл бұрын
@@byronmeir1240 Dude, your insecurity is showing
@FetchIsPlaying5 жыл бұрын
Johnny:”what does Lui Kang have that I don’t?” Kung Lao:”a personality not at all like sanding paper” Me: Flashbacks to MK9 XD
@fatalwaffle17155 жыл бұрын
What does a personality not at all like sanding paper even mean?
@ulti81065 жыл бұрын
@@fatalwaffle1715 means you're irritating to be around
@fatalwaffle17155 жыл бұрын
Thanks now I just need to know irritating means I never heard that word before.
@hydrus20765 жыл бұрын
@@fatalwaffle1715 annoying
@fatalwaffle17155 жыл бұрын
Well thank you for you help.
@DraculaCronqvist4 жыл бұрын
"You fight well, for an American." "We're the best fighters." "Only at projecting confidence." Liu Kang spitting mad facts.
@sonicdudeatdawn23 жыл бұрын
Modern America? Oh hell yeah Past America? Don't mess with them
@peejayss1313 жыл бұрын
@@sonicdudeatdawn2 What're ya gonna do? Run 5 miles away and shoot me?
@MouldMadeMind3 жыл бұрын
@@sonicdudeatdawn2 or else you have to burn their white house again.
@evangelostse24772 жыл бұрын
Except Liu Kang is officially the most American chinese character ever, down to the Chinese-American facial structures, mannerisms, and not being able to pronounce anything correctly in Chinese, meaning the VO doesn't speak any Chinese at all. He's more American than the Americans he's talking to, just trying to play exotic.
@DraculaCronqvist2 жыл бұрын
@@evangelostse2477 True, not to mention that the names (and for that matter, all names with real-life cultures in Mortal Kombat) are ridiculous or outright impossible in the languages they meant to be in. The names are meant to sound Chinese (or vagually, Pan-Asiatic) which is just... eh. But it's a relic from a bygone era, so it's understandable. It would be odd to now rename all characters and give them completely new personalities.
@evanulven82495 жыл бұрын
"We are the best fighters." Does make me wonder why Sonya doesn't solve most MK problems with air strikes and artillery.
@OhNoTheFace4 жыл бұрын
Why all the story events take place in outworld I guess. On Earth military stuff could be used lol
@DragonHunter244 жыл бұрын
3:17 love how you can see geras smiling
@issackaiser4 жыл бұрын
If anything this taught me, it’s that being a dead man revived makes your words sharper than a blade.
@respiratoryfailure37805 жыл бұрын
1:11 Noob would've said "N*gga you got killed by an old lady"
@IllMatic975 жыл бұрын
This comment is so try hard it burns. Plus sindel basically killed half tge entire roster due to a power up and not only that noob has been taking Ls since the rebooted timeline.
@respiratoryfailure37805 жыл бұрын
@@IllMatic97 it's called roasting for a reason
@justinl20095 жыл бұрын
@Creepy Arachnid You'd think he would've gotten it, with him being one himself.
@jghutta5 жыл бұрын
@@respiratoryfailure3780 Noob literally got roasted though
@sonicboom1265 жыл бұрын
@@IllMatic97 Totally agree
@dovahsblight76774 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: "Serve me and conquer relams." Noob: "Name one realm you control." Shao Kahn: Your mother.
@pastorofmuppets45522 жыл бұрын
Replace Noob with Kitana.
@jonsku66622 жыл бұрын
Noob: "Name one realm you control" Shao Kahn: "Kitanas mother" Noob: "I'll see Sindel after this" Kitana: "Will you guys stop trying to bang my mom?!"
@tastelikecandy22452 жыл бұрын
Edenia is one he controls
@superspeedbros24222 жыл бұрын
That should've been how it went. Shao Kahn is the master of insults and comebacks. Why didn't he comeback then?
@gamingenthusiast54502 жыл бұрын
That's pathetic and weak
@johnnymuamua20134 жыл бұрын
Shao kahn: "serve me and conquer realms" Noob: "name one realm you control" Shao Kahn: "aight imma head out"
@SatoshiKong2 жыл бұрын
I love that Baraka pronounces “stinkin” without the G. Such a minor detail, but gives him some unexpected extra character.
@Maestrosendgame2 жыл бұрын
Good catch
@Nov-50625 жыл бұрын
They invested so much in those intro dialogues. I really hope it's the future of fighting games' intros right there.
@Anijah20015 жыл бұрын
Yeah so far netherrealm games the only fighting games that does this
@SickBoyKD5 жыл бұрын
@@Anijah2001 not the only game.
@Anijah20015 жыл бұрын
@@SickBoyKD i know
@jaiko15355 жыл бұрын
@@Anijah2001 dbz games do it too I'm sure
@Anijah20015 жыл бұрын
@@jaiko1535 yeah I think you're right I think most of the new ones do it
@Firebrand5115 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang: Skilled masters make skilled warriors. Erron: I don't call anyone master. Liu Kang: Which explains your lack of skill. Savagery delivered with true calmness 😂
@IWillYeah2 жыл бұрын
That was the one that made me laugh out loud, a very cold burn, he let Erron's ego made him fall straight into his trap. Liu King played him like a fiddle.
@ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that in actual game play they are both skilless characters
@powering_star80994 жыл бұрын
Sub zero: The nether realm can have you Noob: it also has your friend smoke *Me knowing that we’ll never get smoke:* 😔
@Anfmethodjor4 жыл бұрын
"To talk about throwing shade." "I set my own standards." Cassie is such a savage! 😂😂😂
@HelloThere-mc7db4 жыл бұрын
In my mind she is a overpowered smug brat
@Black_Frost212 Жыл бұрын
Well she is a cage/blade 😂
@TheZoobZoobs3 жыл бұрын
One more Shao Kahn: You are to lead my armies? Frost: Good luck finding anyone better. Shao Kahn: A street urchin would do better.
@jonsinatra31944 жыл бұрын
"At least my body remains my own" damn jade, that was savage
@Netsaver5 жыл бұрын
I think the head crush animation would've fit the last one best I swear if I get this game I'd do the krypt simply to make a 'Intro animations that fit their intro line" video even if it took months to do it
@Cristian_that_artist5 жыл бұрын
Getting intros are a whole lot harder than u think. Especially for specific characters.
@n48255 жыл бұрын
Kicked in the nuts the only thing that makes it hard is doing the 50 heads
@gjtrue5 жыл бұрын
Noob Saibot and Geras are the *GOATS* of savage roasting! 🤣😂
@Khan-_-Art1st5 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang has better roasts
@noitsnot2395 жыл бұрын
@@Khan-_-Art1st like what
@duchi8825 жыл бұрын
*Mortal Kombat 11 - No U Moments*
@TeamGolden5 жыл бұрын
No u
@choosybiscuit6845 жыл бұрын
No U
@anasshole79275 жыл бұрын
No u
@cheeseymacky70615 жыл бұрын
*No u*
@7_makima6493 жыл бұрын
*NO U*
@gaelicprincess49375 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: Your power won’t stop me Liu Kang! Liu Kang: It’s done so twice before. Me: LIU KANG, EXPOSE HIM!
@AxtonTheObstagoon2 жыл бұрын
And you know he got him good since Shao Kahn's response is the equivalent of "shut up"
@slinky9115 жыл бұрын
Frost: You disgust me. Kollector: Atleast I did not betray my master. Frost: *Because you are spineless, Kollector!*
@DrBepis-jo7qt5 жыл бұрын
Frost: You’re a good little lap dog, aren’t you? She says being Kronika’s minion
@gaelicprincess49375 жыл бұрын
Dr. Bepis Frost: Better than being Kotal’s kept woman.
@DrBepis-jo7qt5 жыл бұрын
At least Jade actually gets some
@gaelicprincess49375 жыл бұрын
@@DrBepis-jo7qt So true! XD
@steelspartanzero5 жыл бұрын
3:17 Wow so in addition to being the best character in the game, Geras also has the hardest Roast. Damn, dude cannot stop winning.
@MNB7305 жыл бұрын
Geras died a billion deaths to master the art of roasting
@ultimatepaine64015 жыл бұрын
Yeah a real winner, is that why he's taking a permanent blood bath?
@applejuicejunkie3165 жыл бұрын
Nothing burns harder than Noob to his own brother about Smoke. 🔥🔥🔥
@CelticVictory5 жыл бұрын
Noob: "Ermac ripped off your arms." Jax: "But I survived, you didn't. It's a fair point.
@trash-chan48825 жыл бұрын
"Ouch" *Best comeback so far*
@alanguillermo31453 жыл бұрын
There's something kinda sweet about how defensive Shao Kahn gets when Liu Kang mocks Mileena.
@johnunderkoffler29132 жыл бұрын
Its amazing that they ended the heated debates with the brothers
@voodooozo37555 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Kung lao being trashed without reason I get pissed.
@ssantos885 жыл бұрын
Voodooozo 37 At least some of these he hit back.
@arsenal47394 жыл бұрын
Its because of his ego, like Johnny Cage. Although they can really back it up hard.
@zacharypridemore80655 жыл бұрын
Scorpion toasted you Ermac ripped off your arms thats just spiteful lol
@burnttoast.20175 жыл бұрын
Welp being burned alive hard to survive, and Jax only lived because he got medical treatment.
@bre4kd0wn15 жыл бұрын
@@burnttoast.2017 And he had helps, too. Doubt the dude would survive should Smoke and Sonya weren't there.
@Rainbowdragon24 жыл бұрын
Jax: But I survived! YOU didn't!
@CaptainDeadpool_5 жыл бұрын
2:53 damn johnny with the comeback
@oatstealer50754 жыл бұрын
Dvorah: "are you not used to bondage" scorpion, a sub: "N-No!"
@nem37325 жыл бұрын
I'll never get enough mk interactions, they're too good
@goingblargh4 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang: Skilled masters make skilled warriors. Erron Black: I don't call anyone 'master.' Liu Kang: Which explains your lack of skill. Me: Carefully apply cold water to burned area.
@jimmytsunami52754 жыл бұрын
You missed a good one: Jax: Somebody's gettin' teeth broken. Baraka: Or his metal arms cut off. Jax: Or his arm blades ripped out.
@brianlopes14614 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how genuinely annoyed Raiden sounds when he answers Kung Lao at 1:22 😂
@KingSaint0072 жыл бұрын
Raiden do I need to answer that
@ifusion51575 жыл бұрын
3:17 Geras: *_I'm boutta end this mans whole career_*
@LordWalker42615 жыл бұрын
1:03 DAYUM Cassie's a savage
@jakealter55042 жыл бұрын
She learned from the best (Johnny)
@glaikit65285 жыл бұрын
Cassie when anyone mentions shinnok: *BREATHES*
@swifter69165 жыл бұрын
Noob Saibot: In life, I was a master thief Kollector: Then, you should respect me Noob Saibot: You are a thug, not thief
@Spider-Man-sy7wq5 жыл бұрын
00:10 My main man Noob Saibot, nice to see he's scary but still slick
@Shadowtheheartbroken4 жыл бұрын
0:12 *toasty plays in the background*
@motnurky70555 жыл бұрын
"I prefer workin' for winners." - Guy who lost to 3 out of the 4 Kombat Kids
@AxtonTheObstagoon2 жыл бұрын
Technically, he didn't claim to be a winner himself; just that he works for them
@bugs19174 жыл бұрын
Nobody is talking about how calm Cetrion is while subsequently roasting people?
@Ventpiire5 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang: Your power is impressive. Johnny Cage: Is there anything you have that I don't, chosen one? Liu Kang: A real title.
@jakealter55042 жыл бұрын
I can name one, a family
@joseprudencio76275 жыл бұрын
0:10 Noob Saibot drilled a nerve there! 😂😂😂
@suivirusch59595 жыл бұрын
2:48 Is that a clone wars reference?
@anakinvader91205 жыл бұрын
IT IS INDEED
@Zybernetic5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@GhostxHours5 жыл бұрын
“Tup No....I thought I saved him”
@brodyking70952 жыл бұрын
“Good soldiers follow orders.”
@DJ_LilPaycheck4 жыл бұрын
Mortal combat needs to keep updating these roasts with each new character i love the pop offs and the comebacks
@cracklasco4 жыл бұрын
A love Greas' voice. Every burn sounds badass lol
@atomic55143 жыл бұрын
Jax: "Man, Scorpion roasted you." Noob: "Ermac ripped of your arms." Jax: *"But I survived, you didn't"* OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
@joefloggg32575 жыл бұрын
Remember when Shao Kahn was intimidating? How far he has fallen to a whimpering mutt.
@R7Rolan13 жыл бұрын
The first MK game I had was MK Trilogy. There he was freaking scary. Now they made him from badass final boss to chump. It's disappointing.
@Holden_Carter2 жыл бұрын
0:08 This intro is definitely funny, but it's also a sad reminder of how Kahn's a shell of his former self nowadays.
@RashidKhan-cz2tt5 жыл бұрын
Sub zero: NetherRealm can have you Noob: it also has your friend Smoke.
@Audacity_zx5 жыл бұрын
Dammmmmm
@malicja.x4 жыл бұрын
I wish they brought Smoke back...
@hoouos24 жыл бұрын
4:03 you walked right into to that kung lao
@TheMk1thomas3 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn: Raiden chooses champions poorly. Liu Kang: This from the man who choose Mileena. Shao Kahn: Do not mock my daughter! Liu Kang roasted Shao Kahn and Mileena
@user-fg9dc9nn4o5 жыл бұрын
_"Who was it again that capped Shinnok-"_ *_Liu Kang sips some green tea as he uses Kronika's hourglass to show her MK 4._*
@Blaklyon04 жыл бұрын
Toasty!
@Bluesit324 жыл бұрын
Shinnok recovered from that. He isn't going to recover from being a head.
@Desserres4 жыл бұрын
TheBlues32 Well if you go by that logic, it’s not even Cassie that beat him. She dint take off his head. Raiden did.
@IceStryker133 жыл бұрын
@@Desserres And because Raiden is more friendly with Liu Kang, that makes it his win by proxy
@hiimjames16433 жыл бұрын
@@Blaklyon0 I have not heard that in a long time. It unlocked a deep memory of me and my mother playing MK. I’ma talk to her about it when see wakes up some it’s midnight for me, thanks.
@patrickb.carterii32634 жыл бұрын
Noob Saibot knows no mercy, but Geras had some ruthless lines as well, especially at 1:38
@FuntimeVictimerFNAFBR Жыл бұрын
I think 3:16 is better
@TotallyAwesomeWrestlingTAW5 жыл бұрын
Scorpion: "my clan's honor is priceless" Kollector: "Meaning it has little value" *DAMN. JUST DESTROYED THIS MAN AND HIS CLAN*
@kingofapocalypsedarkseid26864 жыл бұрын
That was lame
@TotallyAwesomeWrestlingTAW4 жыл бұрын
Anish Ranna as if you could write something better
@TotallyAwesomeWrestlingTAW4 жыл бұрын
Thanoz Snaps says the guy that streams Fortnite to 4 people
@kingofapocalypsedarkseid26864 жыл бұрын
TAW Gaming I was not talking about u I was talking about the line u idiot why u getting mad
@kingofapocalypsedarkseid26864 жыл бұрын
So called roast
@ne0ferragam0974 жыл бұрын
Damn Noob was on a roll, dude was violating with no remorse🔥😂😂😂