Moshe Kasher - Pure Adrenaline Gangsters - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

After Moshe Kasher's parents went out of town when he was a kid, he and his friends decided to do a ton of drugs and then steal a car.
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[@nickgomez93]

the ritalin never left his system

[@williamvonwowern8662]

ritalin is a form of adderall he tripping

[@akazeek]

Or maybe he actually needs it lol

[@michaelhart7109]

Bruh did a g before going on lol

[@Fish_Master]

He needs rital-out

[@fellzer]

@@williamvonwowern8662 Adderall is just another brand name and Adderall is white collar meth.

[@cameronpestel2819]

That girl that he called to get out of trouble pretended to be his sister, came & picked up him & his friends and got them out of trouble with the cops she's a true friend that's wassup 👍💯

[@jv-lk7bc]

thats why the cop let em go. figured if he at least has that good a friend he must not be all bad.

[@ydurzemog1054]

Tough crowd and lots of hate in comments, idk I thought the story was very entertaining.

[@AnimalLover101195]

YDUR ZEMOG yeah he just needed to calm the fuck down

[@aminimoose3971]

He doesn't take a breath, and neither can the crowd, so they never get to laugh. He's fine, he just needs to slow down.

[@bOwObs]

Yeah I think it was his delivery

[@Dizz2K7]

I thought it was fine, too.

[@deannad9105]

@@AnimalLover101195 Moshe's not normally like that. I think when the crowd wasn't reacting well to him, he panicked and rushed through his story.

[@gunnerflash3544]

The cop was the real gangsta

[@KalElKryptonsFinest]

I don't want to like your comment because it's at 1-8-7 right now, so I'll just leave this.

[@ericdevito9383]

Fuck 12

[@vegahimsa]

People are talking about him doing Ritalin and how he’s going to fast but as someone with ADHD his delivery is perf speed for me 😂

[@roosterboy7357]

I think it’s Ridlin with a d

[@kieran.grant_]

@@roosterboy7357 Well, you'd be wrong. There should've been a little red squigly under what you typed, that's how you know your "correction" ain't right.

[@roosterboy7357]

@@kieran.grant_ I used my speaker and it didn’t pick up my hillbilly accent very well. I meant ADD but you said I was wrong so I think you understood what I was trying to say. I was wrong though, I had a friend in school on Ridellan and when he didn’t take it he was hyper and when he did he wasn’t himself, he would stare into his book like a zombie. As far as the auto correction goes I wish I could turn it off because I always have to correct it. I appreciate the sarcasm though, since this is KZbin I would expect nothing less

[@zerodamonsta942]

Lmfao no one caught the “speed and mushrooms makes the cartoon play faster” joke

[@andrewwilliamson5060]

That was a joke?

[@Inqusitor_VDM]

@@Canzandridas okay, basically mushrooms make you hallucinate stuff, (the cartoon part) and speed, as the name implies speeds things up soo, he made a joke about the hallucinations being like a cartoon that was sped up lol

[@natebananas7262]

He tells this like slam poetry😂

[@ThisOldHat]

The crowds have been tough in these lately.

[@DamTheKid]

Ya tough as in expecting for it get funny any day now? You might have a point if he wasn't a rambler or didn't meander in his approach. This is a three or so minute bit that he has blown out like a horrible hair-do to make it 15 minutes. I'm only typing this because this is specifically an example of the crowds not laughing when they shouldn't. The material is old and it's longwinded.

[@AlexPastel]

That couple right in the front-center look like they want to go home.

[@DamTheKid]

your actually making me re-watch this :)) she looked like she was doing a sad affleck impression. I really want to make that video with her cuz she looks down and to the side while he's talking, it'd be perfect.

[@AlexPastel]

You should do it.

[@Robdee999]

I don't think it' suppose to be funny. They are there to tell interesting stories that just so happen to be funny.

[@montananerd8244]

Moshe is always less wholesome than I expect, but Natasha is always much more so. Love them both 💖

[@Dylan-rh5vk]

His parents watch this with subtitles

[@goregrindisthebestgenre]

Didn't make me laugh too much but it was a great story.

[@killhazardx]

Same. Great plug

[@x5xxSmittyxx5x]

you're an idiot if you didn't laugh..

[@dr.matthewhertert310]

Actually I was watching the row of audience behind him. Straight faces almost the entire time, I felt bad for him.

[@goregrindisthebestgenre]

+Alexander Smith L

[@dovisX1]

I think when you've paid money etc..your expectations are higher?

[@AdamTheRaptor]

His name sounds like a toddler trying to say motion capture 😂😂😂👍

[@JeremiahFernandez]

gtfo

[@missundies]

@@JeremiahFernandez no you

[@selenawilliams2246]

AdamTheRaptor 😹

[@angelestrada1123]

I like to think about his deaf parents love story. I imagine them exchanging love notes, sending love codes, and being able to sleep in peace while the baby cries at night.

[@alekswithak]

haha thats cute

[@slj8497]

@angelestrada1123 They probably had some sort of setup to let them know that the baby was crying. You know, similar to how the lights flash to let them know that someone is at the door. I'm just speculating. 🙂

[@shawnamcintosh8890]

I don't really give a shit about it being hilarious. If it's interesting and their able to add personality to it I'm down for a good story.

[@RingoLoadagain]

Definitely read his book. I just finished it a few days ago and I'm still thinking about it. It's really funny and a crazy story.

[@Bookq36]

The guy at the bar in the red hat was LOVING this set. Forget the rest of the audience, that guy got it!

[@andrewmyers933]

The story was pretty funny I thought but he just needed to slow down and work on his timing a bit. I have zero stand-up comedy experience though so fuck it.

[@Gibbypastrami]

Yeah i agree i had to rewind a couple times, when you actually keep up with what he's saying its hilarious, also I'm stoned so extra slow mow

[@pastorofmuppets325]

These stories aren't a "Tight 15, or 30 "; like most comedians would perform. They are actual TRUE STORIES. If you've ever checked out Moshe's stand up specials, he's absolutely incredible! I've been meaning to read that book as I was quite the fuck up when I was a kid too.

[@thenew30303]

@@pastorofmuppets325 i read the book. it’s FANTASTIC.

[@grimmheartz9340]

I think they have a time limit to tell their jokes, and he does have long jokes

[@stefanwolfe7431]

All you have to do to be a comedian is do drugs and go to rehab, you can do anything you set your minds to kids

[@indifrent_fxuk267]

Your comment was the only funny thing about this video. W

[@DBSbluedevil]

edit* all you have to do to become a comedian is do drugs..

[@TheXquizid]

Or.. all you have to do, is to stay in school to be able to comment on you tube videos.

[@cjallen233]

I've done drugs and went to rehab, why is it not working?

[@cjallen233]

+Kevin Alvarez shhhh, You had me at kill Justin Beiber.

[@RingoLoadagain]

For real though his book is amazing. I loved it and I even cried at the end.

[@Heyaitsjohn]

His pacing is just terrible. I feel like there could have been more laughs, but he didn't leave any space to respond to what he was saying.

[@KyWyrm]

lol you saw the louie charisma on command video.....

[@stefanjovanic7725]

No the crowd is just plain stupid.

[@lopiklop]

Well he tried that and they didn't respond too well so i can see why he'd speed it up

[@PaulRoane]

truly not his best i cant even finish it

[@packrat2004]

The speed of the story was to imitate the way he felt on all those drugs. It was intentional dude.

[@HaploidCell]

Everyone: Speed and mushrooms is a terrible mixture. Don't do it. Speed makes some people mildly paranoid, plus weed also, add halucinations from mushrooms and you got your perfect nightmare storm. If at all, do it with people you trust and do not leave the group. I feel like that was my mistake. Leaving the group was a terrible decision, born of paranoia and speedy restlessness. I did enjoy this story a great deal, because my own experience with that drug mixture was, too, that police can be incredibly sweet on the completely desperate drug burn-out. It's like the angels are working overtime to get your ass home safely. Thanks again for the story. I got a real kick out of it.

[@gamesbraun7069]

HaploidCell if you're going to do shrooms, clear your schedule for the next 6 months, as a safety precaution. I haven't touched them for years, and I don't intend to for the rest of my life.

[@undercovabrutha8123]

Games Braun why should you clear your schedule for the next 6 months?

[@CreepinCreeper01]

More like 6 hours

[@reniandrijana2682]

HaploidCell it’s in words 😂 One of my high school friends had a bunch of Ritalin bottles and I downed a handful puked a few table spoons up downed more and I was paranoid but really introverted no one could tell I was paranoid but suddenly I could tell who was and wasn’t and just yea 😂

[@maverickrivera2251]

Too late

[@kissmyacidrocks]

For some reason, I read "Pure Adderall Gangsters" then re-read while it started, but was surprised to find out this actually WAS a prescription amphetamine fueled story. I'm psychic. Or dyslexic. Same thing.

[@TWile-vk8ju]

Like be said '91 everyone was prescribed with it

[@adamtichy8008]

You know what's not a same thing tho? Amphetamines and Ritalin. Ritalin isn't amphetamine, it's its own thing.

[@tylertracey8207]

This didn’t make me want to watch his standup but it made me wanna buy his book

[@RingoLoadagain]

His book is really great. I just finished it a few days ago and I'm still thinking about it.

[@tylertracey8207]

@@RingoLoadagain what’s it called again? It’s been a long time lol

[@RingoLoadagain]

@@tylertracey8207 Kasher in the Rye! I got a free sample on my kindle but quickly bought the full book.

[@ryanzarmbinski7446]

That girl is the real MVP.

[@AlexDelarge1990]

Man... idk if the crowd was just being tough, or if the beginning of that story was just genuinely cringy. Jokes were just not hitting at all.

[@joshbroughton2697]

It also helps if you the the Bay Area. I'm around the same age as Moshe and I know all the spots he's talking about. Plus some of the BPD cops were chill as fuck unlike the UCBPD or OPD who all Bay residents have fond stories of abuse and "don't give a fuck" about OPD tossing you in jail on humbles. Glad dude turned his life around and can use his stories to pay the bills, wish I could do that.

[@asphalt-cowboy9479]

Idk..it was an entertaining story but the way he was telling it just wasn't that funny.

[@jamesmongold9467]

stand up's hard.

[@montinyek6554]

Josh Broughton SFPD is the dirtiest bunch of villains in the entire Bay Area, never had problems with OPD

[@krombopulosnichols4070]

Yo I LOVED this, but I've been in situations almost exactly the same, you have to have been there to understand the feeling of "woah wait what the fuck did he just let us go?" When you've violated SO many laws and underage with a car not at all legal, fake plates, no tags, no insurance, etc. But like Theo Von's and almost all other episodes of "This Isn't Happening"(give or take a few) he really describes the feelings using a comparison of ridiculous measure, this guy didn't really do jokes, he just told an AMAZING This isn't happening story 🤷‍♂️ no one said it had to be funny just because they're comedians telling stories

[@jessicaevans2564]

Awesome storytelling. That cop had to be thinking, "this is going to make a great story".

[@montananerd8244]

Lots of people can think & speak quickly without being on drugs, by the way, commenters ... I appreciated his quick, lively delivery.

[@Slightlyhungryartist]

Just watching and waiting for Dr. Egon Spengler here to yell, "Venkman, get a sample of this"

[@qu4980]

hes the guy that purposely spells your name wrong on the starbucks cup just to brighten his day.

[@bryanstellfox8521]

Ari intros - Never skip New intros - Skip with extreme prejudice

[@colefriel3171]

Damn straight. Roy Wood just isn’t good

[@notyourbusiness5193]

I don't understand why everyone skip's the intros. I don't think their too bad.

[@professorweedington4962]

All the intros suck ass

[@professorweedington4962]

Only intro that even mildly entertained me was when ari was being chased by tiny ari's

[@escapethisall]

proof that you cant trust crowds reaction, no laughs but he deserved them

[@StarbusterShow]

haha good one

[@rnburton57]

Yeah, they bussed those people in for an episode of "Scared Straight: Comedy Style"...

[@johnnycash187]

... How? I didn't laugh once during this. He had maybe 2 decent lines in the whole thing, the rest were bombaroos. That and the overacting really sunk his ship. I don't blame the crowd at all, this performance was cringeworthy.

[@intotheunknown8774]

No

[@Benadryllionaire]

Ehhh heheheheh, nah dog. Moshe has good stories, not good jokes.

[@timstadlmueller58]

All this hate in the comments, i thought it was a great story.

[@nfarc7542]

He's an OK dude, but people hate hipsters. and an older hipster... He is always gonna have to deal with that unless he grows up and loses that millennial fad look.

[@missundies]

@@nfarc7542 You should grow up and stop judging people by the way they dress, that's high school shit.

[@hereisahuman5977]

@@nfarc7542 Hope you grew up in these two years

[@sophiericearoni4039]

I love this guys stories

[@connorrosas3143]

This dude has great descriptions of himself and others

[@ryankasik7911]

Bruh this crowd is not appreciating this FUCKING ACT OF GOD AND AMAZING STORY

[@onyxvendetta2872]

lmao... St. Ides. I used to drink that when I was a teenager too. I haven't heard anyone reference that in FOREVER. Awesome. thanks for the flashback!

[@12jalbrandao]

At some point this guy thought he was a werewolf, in Michigan

[@hywodena]

This made me laugh out loud

[@TWile-vk8ju]

Nice. Very funny. Wonder if he did meet that teacher

[@thebritt3463]

Brilliant , he really drew me in to the story , fantastic 👏 👌🏻

[@ProjectRedfoot]

My old friend from California used to laugh at me when I would play Oakland gangsta rap on my iPod, but I tried to convince him like, "NO! OAKLAND ISN'T A JOKE, DUDE!"

[@lilpleb9320]

Great story but lacks comedic timing

[@David-R.]

"HOW MUCH DID THIS GUY HATE PAPERWORK?!" LMAO 14:02 kmsl

[@taurus1962]

It wasn't that, it was probably just white privilege. 🤷‍♀️

[@justjo510]

He talks so fast 😅 and i forgot i had it sped up thought my head was gonna explode 💀😂

[@CERTAIND00M]

Lol! How did that not give you an aneurysm?

[@justjo510]

@@CERTAIND00M almost did! Im dizzy 😅

[@woahitsmeach9150]

we love you Mr. Motion Capture

[@taylorgoetz7604]

razzle dazzle

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

His name sounds like the sound that brooms make.

[@dwaynelouis343]

Mubashir Mahi yeah accurate

[@GobyTSB]

Moshe Kasher is the man hahaha

[@sadboygreggy]

This set was sponsored by buy my book.

[@SkeleMusic]

I love this ad/story for his book

[@SvenskSork]

the dudes a natural story teller! Dint think I would like it at first but then I was like dude: hes killing it 😅 Epic officer to haha

[@limp7684]

Oakland, 14years, doin speed and shrooms, stealin cars, crashin it, hangin with X3. Casual wednesday.

[@LAIDBACKMANNER]

You already released this on KZbin.............. If not than KZbin recommended I watch this months ago while I was watching "This is not happening" on KZbin.

[@oldmanfivetimes]

He's been on this is not happening before, this one is new.

[@LAIDBACKMANNER]

I 'm sure you are right, but my point is I have seen this one (this specific standup by Moshe on this specific show) before. No hate, just saying.

[@noahthompson4098]

i was so intrigued that i didnt see this as comedy but just a good story

[@maribelgarcia9337]

This is fire 🔥 this crowd is dry

[@alphabetquo]

@ 3:14 there's a red head in the front row who's sips when he says "ima fuckin thug" lmaoo

[@antongratch3963]

I was in a similar situation, I was handcuffed and told to call someone so I had to pretend my Chinese friend was my aunt. Got away with it tho

[@dameli1010]

Caucasian experience with a cop while on drugs underage driving illegally with open booze. Nice

[@promqueenkiller]

He's Jewish

[@kylewest100]

This was yrs ago when cops could let you walk on shit. If you know someone crazy from back in the day just ask em all the insanity they got away with back in the day.

[@nebulousisgod]

Pretty much. I was a hardcore heroin addict for 10 years, during which I not only sold drugs but smuggled them internationally across the border in a body cavity...and I have never even been arrested. Detained millions of times, but always let go. I know it’s because I’m a decent looking white guy. And it’s so wrong. But I’m not really complaining, either.

[@illhaveanother4365]

@@kylewest100 gross, why would you want to walk on shit?

[@clicheguevara5282]

@-- Nope. Not according to them, they aren’t!

[@gmy33]

medium stories and performances .. make great ones so much better

[@lukeperry8407]

Really deserved more laughs and applause, that's a story of legends

[@alexandramiller676]

Love this story and love Moshe!

[@mattresbert]

Brilliant story ❤

[@keytreceavenida2507]

Aye if you from Oakland you know everyone crazy af out here 🤘🏼

[@nexus8516]

Listen to him gasp between each sentence

[@kengilliland727]

These openings are the best, Keep On Truckin' Ari !

[@AdamThoba2]

did you see the opening when Ari in an Ari mask robs a bank..almost wish he would make a short film with the same into like Heat (1995. M. Man)

[@kengilliland727]

@@AdamThoba2 ~ Nope ! but it sounds like it would be very funny.

[@xxTriple_Txx]

tough crowd 😂

[@errolstone946]

I've lived this story. He is OG Epic.

[@briestoll]

Really good book actually.

[@katrinak7889]

His book is actually a wild ride. Highly recommend.

[@user-bt9xj2if1l]

As a car enthusiast I would 100%drive that shit every day 4:48 😂 ask anyone that you know that’s into cars and they will most likely say “FUCK YEA let’s go to the desert mall school wingstop”

[@vitalvibrations8265]

This guy is hilarious on other stages too

[@ImAnOcean]

why is everyone complaining about the crowd ? just seems like they didnt specifically record them and why the hate on the guy ? funny story imo

[@Doctorpoopvevo]

I love the fact that he is perpetually trying to catch his breath through the entirety of the story

[@quentinplummer2339]

Lol how much did this cop hate paperwork

[@ravenwalter8727]

Took a minute but wow great story!

[@captaincurlyfry3988]

The crowd is *cold*

[@aminimoose3971]

He doesn't slow down long enough to let the crowd register, so they aren't laughing.

[@ATLsF1N3ST91]

Do you think he's Jewish?

[@jacobknighten798]

the work cash is in his name and he's a comic. so.... Yeah

[@jacobknighten798]

+Jacob Knighten word*

[@yellowdart6666]

undeniably so. psychedelics unlock the hidden genius of the jews because their ancestors tripped balls on kachyon. it's in our DNA

[@juratchet]

Yes he said he was.

[@rustyshackleford5546]

He couldn't be jewier even if his full name was jewy hooknose mcjewlawyer

[@TheRockhopper77]

Why do people say this was a tough crowd? It wasn't 😂

[@talkywhispers9878]

Can't say u didn't know about the book when the thing you named your work after is a pun of that thing.

[@extramedium1]

Who is my favorite Jewish person on the planet! Moshe! Who is probably to blame for the genocide in Palestine! Ari! Moshe is light and Ari is beyond dark!

[@H3iMda11_G0d]

What is the twist was the cop wasn't even a cop but a guy just posing as one xD

[@lopiklop]

Oh man dude. I did shrooms the same way when i was 14. Except they were chilly flavored corn chips (fritos)

[@armourtillo]

what a great story teller and a cool story.

[@ceejayyvr]

at 13:18 "we won the fucking lottery" he sounded like jerry Seinfeld

[@CookiesWiddMilk]

He said he bought a twenty bag of weed. I no longer believe he was ever “gangster” 😂😂😂😂

[@CERTAIND00M]

This was the 90s though. $20 worth of weed was like a whole forest.

[@metalhead142]

Great story, timing couldve been better. Didnt give the audience a chance to laugh. Still funny as hell

[@rgrawb]

Hes talking to the wrong crowd cuz I lmao!

[@hahhah999]

he forgot to breathe

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

This was ok...pretty good set...

[@titania5825]

this “sister” is a badass 🙏🏻

[@jalanasp]

I heard Oakland California and loved him immediately 😂👏🏽 #BayArea

[@HelloFellowHooman]

My homies would've pimp slapped carlos infront of the cop 🤣. One of the best stories on here ngl

[@johnkoch9315]

Did some ritalin and remembered this story! Woooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hanzdownsports]

Dude is funny. About to buy that book 😆😆

[@anthonymadriid808]

hes so gangsta he stays up past his bedtime

[@abcdefghijklmnop2492]

hitlers wet dream was probably the funniest line in his routine

[@oommdtube]

Ya buddy !! My childhood to a T And in tildan looking for the " Spot"

[@keithsegler8049]

The good ol 20 bag

[@alexeichenauer]

Ritalin is not Speed. Speed is an amphetamine (old abbr. alpha-methyl-phenethyl-amine) (IUPAC name is 1-phenylpropan-2-amine (racemic)). Ritalin is Methylphenidat which mimicks the properties of Amphetamine but is technically not an amphetamine. Thats why they could sell it to children. It's like in the 30s when Doctors said they found a new opioid thats non addictive: Heroine. There was even heroin for children and stuff like that. Just like in the 90s when Doctors said again We found a new opioid thats non addictive: Oxycontin. The slogan from the 30s is exactly the same they used in the 90s.......

[@NeopolitianNPLTN]

dude has kick ass spectacles

[@ChicaGorilla312]

😂😂😂 this was great!!!

[@poimasters91]

its just you bro fucking hilarious!!!!!!