Most Annoying Relationships Ever!!

Hey hey! We tried a new idea to incorporate little skits to recreate the funny stories to add a new level to the content! Let us know what y'all think of this new style! Thank you!
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[@Andresortega-nd2js]

Wow dickey grew a beard, gained weight, then shaved the beard and lost weight in the matter of a second

[@Andresortega-nd2js]

@Grimroll true as fuck B

[@j.r.359]

That's the power of da Bucha!

[@JoshMuthafuckinP]

He drank the B O O C H

[@Andresortega-nd2js]

@@JoshMuthafuckinP he has become one with the B O O C H

[@Andresortega-nd2js]

@@j.r.359 dickey is a boocb god

[@WalmartTom]

0:23 Tony evolved to an Austin. Official Pokemon comfirmd

[@DavidMakesNoise]

*cue pokemon evolution music* DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUH DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUH

[@zQoQz]

*pufferfish eating carrot sound* your Tony is evolving!!

[@jakefoden3036]

Perfect Dickey scream in the beginning

[@BluTheHonky]

IOWAAAAAAAA😂

[@St_Mindless]

@@BluTheHonky What's it like to be a heretic!? 👌

[@BluTheHonky]

@@St_Mindless hahaha

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@BluTheHonky Hell yeah, dude 🙂🤘🏽

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Not to mention they brought to fruition the bit of “we only each have two different shirts, sometimes we share with tony for a total of six”

[@skyler5535]

I love the new skits you're doing! Makes it way funnier

[@Irrev77]

Personally I thought they took away from the video. I enjoy watching them come up with or talk about these goofy scenarios and leaving it up to the imagination to visualize them. Suppose that's just me though.

[@GangGang-qk1se]

Steel Prism I agree

[@leonardoarambula7283]

They just gave us more meme material

[@mynamemyers5914]

Welp, the skits never came back :,(

[@TheZINGularity]

MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

[@Beans-in3ku]

I got scared there was no dickey. I love my man carpet, but I need my dickey!

[@tyranthxc2333]

Beans same, Dickey makes these watchable and hilarious

[@Josh_Wright]

@@tyranthxc2333 they're watchable regardless

[@lucasbrucas9632]

Nice profile pic man, I'm seeing Slaughter to Prevail in a month or so with Whitechapel, Oceano, and Chelsea Grin. I'vee heard all of these bands are wicked live.

[@tyranthxc2333]

Josh_ Wright gonna be honest, Jared isn’t exactly the star of this show

[@Beans-in3ku]

Lucas Brucas Im seeing that tour too, gonna wear the mask to the show

[@Alien_Jesus.blessup]

14:29 I had a math teacher who's sneeze was the exact opposite. We had to memorize her body language of "pre-sneeze" to then cower in fear with our ears covered to not suddenly go deaf.

[@jonraquet6629]

These cutaways of Jared and Austin acting out the comments are hilarious, keep doing them!

[@lazerbladebrennerpurdy8314]

Dammit man. Those mini sketches in your videos make it way too funny 😂

[@bleakmindedness5319]

Seeing Austin creep up behind Jared to grab his ass might be the funniest thing ever.

[@ToraNagumanova]

I thought they would never reenact that scene about 3:45am... Boi was i wrong

[@zenon459]

*BROMANCE*

[@1Pineapple]

Austins reaction made me crack up so bad😂 It was so on point, you would almost think he'd seen that face alot in his own relationship 😅

[@juniorclockwork4644]

OMG please post a bloopers of all the skits in this

[@Tunkkis]

Oh, a Rob Dyke fan? Neat.

[@jessiehermit9503]

Ahhhh! Rob Dyke fan! Sweeeeeeeeeet!!!!

[@papa_da_engineer]

11:22 😭😭😭😭😭💀please do more re inactments, it's soo good 😂😂👌✌

[@TheEnigmaticOpaque]

Reenactments*

[@DanielFlores-gx7xi]

Jared: Here. Drink a Bucha Tony: why Jared: u turn into Tony with bucha Jared: better Austin: better

[@ilikemetal2910]

Lmfao!

[@ironanvil3873]

The snickers commerical i want to see

[@mayonnaisepsychology1014]

You’re not you when your thirsty

[@itscoolerthatway]

Loving kombucha first thing in the morning 🤩🤩🤩 This was funny 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

@@mayonnaisepsychology1014 And don forget mayo babe ^^

[@theslayer3787]

"My right hand is so sore" jokes on u I'm left handed

[@moo6215]

same

[@bradleyeddy1072]

Same

[@willvicini7941]

Same

[@thenotesinbetween7983]

Samey

[@ianripley87]

Same

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

"If it's​ yellow let it mellow" used to be a rule in my house because of the water bill

[@heavymetalmikey95]

If it's brown leave it around

[@chromebull884]

Austin looks sexy with a beard... Wait a sec

[@viveus_]

Dat Boy TONNNNYYY

[@datboi2232]

i see you are a man of culure @Dat Boy

[@chromebull884]

@@datboi2232 as are you good sir

[@leroy92TX]

Lol the dickey dine relationship is prob the best couple 1:07 so cute ^.^ ❤Tweak and Craig

[@thepardigon178]

1:57-2:04 is also cute af

[@leroy92TX]

@@thepardigon178 11:18 soo cute ^.^

[@XenoTravis]

lol tweak and Craig? 🖕

[@Creepus_Explodus]

Tweak X Craig... such a good episode, now I gotta watch it again

[@Kim-ll1de]

Creek is my otp

[@salansar6661]

Probably the funniest editing done so far. Loved this

[@Dickey7861]

David Christensen Thank you kindly 💜💜💜

[@IntermezzoR]

I have to say I found it very respectful of Austin to shave for us halfway through the intro!

[@miguel35w60]

Background music: WHAT WE DO HERE IS GO BACK...Back... back

[@lilschleem1640]

WOLF 35 I’m just waiting for idubbbz to pop out any tackle them

[@cynicalx7495]

I thought I had Content Cop open in another tab xd

[@OEpistimon]

10:07 "Farts and falls in it" Is it possible to learn this power???

[@cosmosdtd3625]

it's a meme eat meme world out there and it's yeet it be yeeten

[@katatonic5672]

the fact that your comment has 69 likes is the best

[@jimjon3326]

Is Austin really engaged? If so, congratulations dude! ❤

[@Dickey7861]

jim jon yeah that’s true! Been with my lady 5 years haha. Thank you 💜

[@jimjon3326]

@@Dickey7861 np man. Congrats ❤

[@erringindiana]

7:16 is history

[@SEiMEi_EXiSTS]

Yoko Ono and John Lennon

[@glenndanzigsmanycats2045]

@@SEiMEi_EXiSTS yoko ono? More like... Yoko? Oh no!

[@airsoftguy9918]

That banana nearly made me vomit. Was not expecting something that disgusting

[@benzlover55]

It was horrific...

[@therealslip2518]

airsoftguy9918 really? I just started cracking up when I saw it. Then I just kept replaying it and laughing.

[@nirosinouri8508]

He looked like a giant baby trying to eat that

[@williamproulx1578]

It's not that bad really

[@a7xandy942]

By far the best episode of this show! Love the skits, camera angle and everything! Great work my dudes!

[@bearthedevil9675]

Love the cut aways they are funny as

[@TheWolfdog666]

The re-enactments make it so much funnier 😆 Please Dont stop

[@simplyemma7897]

“If you’re 20 and listen to BOTDF there’s probably something wrong with you.” I’ve been attacked

[@leo_cadaver]

The short skits make the comments MUCH FUNNIER!!! Keep it up guys!

[@matthewroman5520]

7:21 started dying laughing in math class

[@Flawed-hj9gh]

Plot twist Austin is actually Tony without a beared. Mind demolished!

[@revkyran]

Loving those little reenactment skits you've done. Hope you keep going with it.

[@bincks2880]

She NAILED my playing style.. BONG, AHHHHHHHHH!

[@mtwice4586]

I love the silent cut scenes of acting out the scenarios. Awesome job guys. You rule!!

[@mrbrightvibes7325]

Please daddy Dicky, keep up the re-enactments they are soooo good!

[@sandhead47]

I love this new style of video you are doing!!! Keep doing the family guy style cutaways.

[@MrPs103]

I judge people for liking modern country, or in other words, rural pop music.

[@Junkheadd375]

MrPs103 You should😂

[@RagsLighthouses]

Hey leave modern country alone. Tyler Childers, Colter Wall and Sturgill Simpson (and plenty of others) are excellent

[@turbkey1380]

Food Wizard those guys are really good. Chris Stapleton too

[@sidthejovian5105]

Ikr

[@LoclynT]

The little baby sneeze isn't a choice. It just happens naturally. I get crap for it but I can't help it. Now I feel even more self conscious...

[@SantiagoRodriguez-db9tj]

Loclyn Torres my gf does the baby sneeze and it’s adorable

[@phantomechelon3628]

19:35 - I'm dead... 🤣🤣🤣 Skits are brilliant guys - keep up the weird and disturbing work.

[@earthpigc]

Those skits really made this an enjoyable video! Normally i just listen to these like a podcast, but im glad i watched this one!

[@grantlathrop3289]

17:35 “Sniffs in Mad” I fuckin died when I saw that shit😂😂

[@nickd935]

Bro yall did so much as wear the same shirt for the tony to austin switch. It kinda killed me

[@jorenvangoethem343]

I died at 7:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zerofox641]

5:35 *Austin going to town on a banana* What genre of porn is this?

[@wyattroberts5774]

Austin fili a

[@justinbabb3425]

Tony screaming in the intro is how I feel when I wake up and have to adult

[@wVr_Vrtistry]

Absolutely love the skit scenes in this

[@spdshmso835]

Gosh I love their interactions 😸😸😸 so cute😸😸😸

[@brendanleach593]

This has to be one of the best episodes you guys have ever made. This had me dying the whole time!

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

My favourite bit is that Austin’s Glass Cloud shirt folds a little on the farts-and-falls-in-it bit, so that his shirt says “ASS CLOUD”

[@BigTex-te9io]

Love the style of this video. Having the skits play while they talk is super funny. Hopefully they do more videos in this style!

[@Heavy_Lies_The_Crown66]

That banana eating😂😂😂😂😂

[@niteshades_promise]

every gf i had was annoying controlling manipulative and judgemental. im married to my band now n its great. 🎤🎸🍻

[@Spleknik]

legally? congrats :)

[@GlazzHalfFool]

The only question is................. Do you fuck your band?

[@sidthejovian5105]

Man, being single's way better, more time and money to yourself...

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@GlazzHalfFool lol 😂

[@GlazzHalfFool]

@@sidthejovian5105 man I had some good humor two years ago......

[@glenndanzigsmanycats2045]

Tonys autistic scream in the beginning tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@goop_the_ghost9278]

Love the short skits guys!

[@tuckerbrunson4110]

“Ramp off your shaft and go right in your nose” r/brandnewsentence

[@legendary00x77]

Add to urban dictionary: Skee ball fart.

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@legendary00x77 😂😂God damn dude, wtf did I just read 😂

[@ryanbutler9964]

I died when Austin did the bit with the banana.

[@jessicajemison5080]

LOVED the new skit idea!!! Keep up the awesome ideas!!!

[@PressPlayChey]

I love the incorporation of the skits. Only danger is nearly making me choke on my drink with laughter over a dozen times.

[@wmgreen00]

Loved the skits! 😂

[@xaido7139]

I like the skits in this video cause they are not that often, so it's nice

[@lemetalleuxgamer7541]

the little sketch put the video on another level :P

[@grz2916]

do more of these clips when you act out a scenario you read from comment. This is shit is hilarious!

[@akarbit3r111]

the couple jam session "scenario" killed me, especially the scream lmao Correction: the "scenarios" in general lol

[@CowboyDiamond]

Really like the skits, funny to see what you guys think the comments look like. Love to see more!

[@PigMCplayer]

13:35 OMG THATS MY MOMS NAME AND SHE ASKS QUESTIONS ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE

[@SuperJeffhardy234]

7:22 that song is so beautiful, i cried :')

[@dyver123]

This thumbnail is perfection

[@hollowgetsuga425]

I think the staying sober one could mean either one.

[@zeoalexo]

BUUUURN IIIIT DOOOOOWN!!

[@corekidkyle7028]

Lmao Austin reverted back to himself when he drank the booch!

[@looniethemoonie5353]

The re-enactments are fucking hilarious 😂

[@alchemist3661]

7:22 **thunk** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@EthanAndViolaVlogs]

8:37 best part ever.

[@TheHive616]

My favorite thing about this episode is that they never acknowledge the switcheroo up front. It's 800 times funnier that they just never say anything about it.

[@alphatangy4981]

Those cutscenes have me laughing dead xD.. Great video guys ^^

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

I'm fucking dying at the beginning 😂😂😂 where the fuck was Austin? 😂😂💀💀💀

[@wetspaghet8971]

HEYYYYYYY DINES~ XD

[@garlandblanchard8016]

I'm a large bearded man and do the teeny sneeze as a joke. Been my default for years now

[@why5242]

Tonys Austin impression on point

[@gregfrith5058]

Perfect time for an ad... "I had a teacher who's sneeze sounded like... Limu Emu!!" (And Doug)

[@kristopherrobert9581]

The new SKITS make the DickeyDines Show SO AWESOME...!!! You 2 are fuckin’ hilarious! Please continue the re-enactments...!!!! LMFAO...!!!! #hellafunny #AWESOME 🏆🥇🤘👍👍🏼🖖

[@wynweeardo0593]

*MY BODY ISN;T FUKEN READY FOR THIS*

[@zanewalters5606]

The cut scenes are amazing! I always laugh my ass off at these videos but the cut scenes left me gasping for air. Please continue with this format! Much love from Pennsylvania.

[@ajalonzo2705]

Whoever's idea it was to have you guys act out some of these stories is a genius. Do that more because it's hysterical

[@salvatorevulcano2427]

The new. Way yall did this is awesome. Love the cut scenes!

[@bartbart9804]

The skits make it more like a show instead of 2 dudes talking about ppl's comments. quality entertainment boys

[@tumate45]

I searched for so long to find the Tony turns into real Austin scene. Finally my search and here.

[@stereo374]

I love the skits, as well as the ambient music in the background to help the video "flow" a little better. Nice work!

[@jamie_dropd]

skits r killin me

[@beccatodd2590]

I love the dramatic re-enactments.

[@ghostlynoots8995]

There are gonna be some solid memes coming from this video. Austins piss smelling face has never made lose my shit so hard. Solid memes as always my guy.👌👌💦💦

[@felix329]

Your new skits are clutch

[@rihabwaddi3063]

Love those two guys.You're funny asf.

[@CMFT_69]

6:04 that was personal😂

[@gavinkeating261]

Thanks for making class go by faster guys haha I listen to this, when I take notes in lecture (I sit in the back). Keep em up!

[@jacksontalus8641]

This new format is fucking awesome

[@evanmeyer3423]

When you strum your guitar with your fingernails and forget you have a hang nail. 7:22

[@tyranthxc2333]

I was about to click off when I saw Austin wasn’t in it. 0:23 Saved.

[@bdaarmy9736]

Tony isn't that bad...

[@rudolfsbernans5134]

Love you guys!

[@Skinyfrog]

11:19 Austin Enjoying That WAY Too Much