Most Bizarre Teachers - Tosh.0

Daniel meets a singing math instructor, a centerfold teacher, and a science professor who crushes it a little too literally.
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Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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[@Brough1111]

Tosh is one of the most brilliant comics in history nails the hypocrisy every time through his genius of comedy, thanks Tosh

[@grantcanada1]

just over 2 days I have to agree - his writing is excellent - I have to take a break I'm exhausted.

[@Randy58-zn4ez]

Get a room.

[@donjohn281]

The glazing is crazy. U his husband or some?

[@user-ys7eh9kx9p]

Yeah he so good at slicking the line, never to mutch.

[@chrisfuller2991]

He really is, but when you see him live, you’re disappointed. At least lately.

[@christianc2319]

Lol "I want to change my vote to yes....also I'm going to need a towel"

[@Kenxclout]

“And ill take you to apple-bee-hees” my favorite part 😂

[@marajohnson9374]

"I haven't done anything yet" Bro, that's why she's in hiding

[@thomasw.5344]

That guy grossed me out more than the burping "lady"

[@bobhope3589]

@@thomasw.5344 nothing is worse than that guy. GUY.

[@Adam-hp5hj]

The end makes me think they pushed that during the segment as a joke but that statement was still kind of chilling

[@two-nine7730]

I looked into it.That restraining order is legal.

[@calebsaint]

The singing math teacher does actually have a good singing voice.

[@yasuke9317]

He does. A lit of musicians I know are also teachers

[@thomasw.5344]

@Caleb So does r Kelly 😉

[@EvlRemmy]

@@thomasw.5344 💀💀

[@maxmurphy47]

No

[@andy42x]

Proggy

[@ericbeattie761]

Even when I was in high school I wasn't stoned enough for the singing teacher 😂

[@babs2034]

BILLY MADISON REFERENCE 🤣🤣🤣

[@donalddodge2949]

The teachers pics in hustler are worth the look 😂

[@bertbccfu9564]

I agree victoria james Oohlala good stuff

[@thinkforyourself2109]

The funny thing is that in the interview she talks about her body being consumed in a patriarchal society. True, but only because she took her clothes off! She obviously didn't have to do that. It is true, however, that intelligence is typically valued less than sex appeal -- by both men and women.

[@mattisons19]

Olivia (Victoria) was my teacher at MCHS 😂 I remember the day she was walked off campus and I still tell that story until this day! You would honestly never know from a student perspective.. she always wore a baggy tshirt or sweatshirt (despite being in FL) and sweatpants or loose jeans.

[@angelrobles1337]

She's an escort now in NY

[@AndrewIngram007]

Tosh gets a speaking part at my funeral

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

Daniel hasn’t done stand up in a while, he’s not going to do a free appearance at your middle class funeral 😂

[@spacewurm]

I bet nobody shows up at your funeral. 😆😆😂😂

[@tomyrody4412]

@@clamcrewcarclub6017 keyword: "middle class"

[@brokentombot]

I'll speak at your funeral if no one else wants to. Is it cool if it's in Spanish?

[@Alternate_Ending]

@@brokentombot is it cool? it would be fucking awesome. family doesnt know Spanish, they would be super confused = hilarious

[@jameslanclos568]

0:50 - It’s a good thing he was using the blunt end of the axe 🪓😳!!!

[@grantcanada1]

The Shane Battier bit was excellent.

[@MrSlider57]

I feel like Tosh definitely made it a mission to find out if George Carlin had a delinquent storage unit

[@agentcodydanks]

Derp🥴

[@mckennamagoo]

Excellent!

[@electricfil]

That phone booth was not from bogus journey.

[@davebruneau6068]

@@electricfil You mean Daniel Tosh wasnt being serious?

[@electricfil]

@@davebruneau6068 I realize it was a joke. It just was an inaccurate joke. That phone booth is from excellent adventure.

[@ACTUALLYRICH]

I never fully appreciated Daniels humour, but god damn this time around I’m in tears at 90% of it

[@trevorransdell3980]

Fr fr

[@reynaolvera7526]

“Are these women children?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrdgenerate]

13:06 love this show

[@jasonmuller1199]

Eve, knock it off hahaha best line ever

[@colejaime5124]

Daniel's fake beard in the model teacher one, looked really good.

[@yousad6742]

Whoever that “Eve” was is smoking hott!

[@Its_loveb]

Tosh just loves what he does 😂

[@theokguy9837]

Ok

[@rustytv3023]

The singing math teacher is brilliant.

[@patron40silver]

Old Tosh is still better than 97.328% of non porn stuff on the web.

[@birdsrule8608]

14:13 this guy has got a point though

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

former teacher....that was excellent!

[@slyace1301]

This is the most surreal show I've come across, Americans are really creative with their entertainment

[@jordank566]

Tosh was actually born in Germany haha

[@stonewal316]

@@jordank566yea his comedy is very German like

[@lillianbartlesby6750]

​@@jordank566Yeah, but he was raised in Florida. Lots of U.S. citizens are born abroad and raised in the U.S. This morning I read that Tia and Tamera Mowry were born in Germany.

[@jordank566]

like the old saying goes, you can take the German out of Germany, but you cannot take the genius level intellect out of the German. I'm half German half Mexican, my dad always used to say that means I'll want to take over the world but be too lazy to do anything about it.@@lillianbartlesby6750

[@akinman123]

I always wondered what happened to that world history kid. I’m glad he’s okay but kind of bummed he dropped out. Hope he gets in that threshold of dropouts who become super successful and happy with a great family without going to school.

[@FatHalibutz32]

Nahhh dudes gotta be taking bong rips in his parents basement still and working at a car wash

[@dianapennepacker6854]

Dude isn't bad about making a point. Hope he found a good spot. Should be a comedian like Bill Burr. Just ranting about how much BS things are.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

dude is a loser who didn’t want to work and tried to blame his teacher. glad he became a huge nothing. “my favorite period of history to study is the present”. he’s a stoner in a basement somewhere

[@P4p4Smurf]

Bummed he dropped out? School is a joke these days. Doesn't matter

[@4runningaway417]

tosh is a national treasure

[@StephySon]

Oh we know EXACTLY what teach said that she wasn’t gonna say on camera

[@poopandfartjokes]

That joke about angles was acute one…🤦‍♂️

[@joshuaclark7509]

That restraining order bit got me 💀

[@babs2034]

TOSH COMES UP W THE FUNNIEST SH.. !

[@JamalB21]

Saying Shane Battier, followed by birdman. She didn’t have to say what her type is 🤣🤣

[@mrwassef]

Poor Mike Miller 😔

[@deadmeatjb]

Fired for being nude, nobody cared that she was a lil racist

[@davethompson9776]

Doing a web redemption high as a kite fits him well.

[@lisabutter6181]

thanks Tosh for making me laugh

[@bchearne]

The singing teacher was putting in the effort. Maybe a little too much effort

[@mckennamagoo]

My favorite Tosh.0 ever! Be Excellent To Each Other!

[@danielanderson4011]

" I haven't done anything yet "

[@oncewaswerth]

Oh my God. It's the truth. Every moment of every day.... we think we're going to be snatched!

[@jvak995]

Math teacher goes hard

[@mac102483]

Eve is gorgeous 😍.... and MJ is probably better off with Tosh. I think they would've leveled each other out.

[@Shinobi33]

Olivia Sprauer? Am I spelling it correctly?

[@James-ft4bu]

Teacher with sledge hammer bit was really funny.

[@PerfectGardensTV]

I fucking love this show! When I think you can't go any further you do!

[@rorytribbet6424]

The singing teacher freaks me tf out

[@shanks4391]

I totally thought it was gonna be Chris Hansen at the door 😂

[@DockJockShorts_76]

At least you told him he gave her the hard copy:)

[@adrianjohnson1155]

Tosh is the second funniest comedian on the planet for my money.

[@67hoursAndCounting]

Who's your #1?

[@maxiepattie85]

Last dude looks like Jamie Foy

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

11:34 My new quote

[@katiemurphy1197]

Ax you a question 🤣

[@wizerd2089]

Tosh, I can't forgive you for singing that rise and shine and give god the glory glory song. Aaaaaah christ. Whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!

[@deadmeatjb]

We only want more ceweb profiles and web redemptions

[@ryanrhodes5819]

Get that Darrel a Thrasher hoodie

[@sheldonwheaton881]

No ball prize!😆😆

[@sethbrooks8889]

I went to that school with the axe teacher, the teacher didn't teach physics anymore when I got there

[@Shiny101]

That math teacher is straight up Lee Syatt if he never met Joey. If you know you know

[@ericmcadam2647]

ERIC!?!? HE'S A BAAAD MAN!!!

[@letmelive2006]

Thank you, internet!!

[@lisabutter6181]

if only we couldve saved MJ

[@jonhohensee3258]

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Eve took a bite of an APPLE.

[@patrickhuot001]

Tosh: "Did any of your students have a chance with you?" Olivia: "No!" I'm not at all surprised that he asked her that. 😆

[@wrenchaholic]

8:32 hilarious.

[@wyliehudson8396]

Singer has a nice voice actually

[@DockJockShorts_76]

Memmmmmmmm bop

[@chrisaltobelli]

I swear that kid has to be my buddy Adam's son.

[@donotrobme9295]

What did the hustler teacher say about d wade or Lebrun

[@wspencerwatkins]

Seems like she was saying she don’t like black guys

[@Schultz2322]

😂

[@zf5656]

The first demonstration was common sense, although actually performing it definitely lacked some.

[@pepper1981-vw5bd]

Ha ha the singing teacher is cool Probably helped alot of kids that way I wish my teachers were more like him back in the day

[@johnfitzgerald1131]

Maybe not. I don't think he's ever consensually been in the same room as a woman before.

[@pepper1981-vw5bd]

@@johnfitzgerald1131 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rcjabroniyup4959]

How about the ones that come out to their classrooms? Because that's appropriate.

[@jawhoney]

Bro that first one coulda been so bad

[@MrOctober300]

Battier family is amazing. His Mom is white white

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

Would that be Michael Boobless?

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

did that teacher mouth “i don’t do black guys”?

[@HowieRaps]

"brittney spears weighed 69 lbs, she wanted to weigh 51 lbs. So she went to dr X and took 8 pills a day, and now shes 8008-less" 😂

[@XFS540]

Why does it sound like Ms. James actually said “Thattier” instead of Battier? Is anyone else hearing that?

[@jacobishii6121]

Foil man sounds more like they might be giants

[@WhiteKidSyndrome]

That third video is exactly the kind of dweebs that stay in your hometown and complain about high school didnt teach them how to be an adult while also barely being able to keep a day job at Lil Caesars

[@Khoros-Mythos]

1:45 Anyone know what the original song is?

[@sachmo0196]

Whats funny is...I thought math wouldn't be neccesarily be used in my life. If you think this, never go into the military or any work that requires you to account for distance or weight etc, etc...etc.

[@katemiller3796]

It’s annoying when these schools don’t pay teacher well and then are upset when teachers have to do things to make money

[@XFS540]

Does anyone know the name of the girl who’s playing the student with Ms. James?

[@Liliquan]

Let me guess, it’s for a friend.

[@XFS540]

@@Liliquan 😉

[@1509archy]

Comment for the algorithm

[@aceous99]

Why can't I have a teacher like that?

[@laurenblackhefferon8575]

❤️

[@mikeyderbs]

12:03 when she mouthed “I don’t like black people” 😂 😂 I think I’m in love

[@infidelkastro]

5000 men in a bar + 1 women. She fools around with them each 7 x. At the end of the day, she felt 35007

[@johyn]

you will be aloone for you life unless you get rid of your Huge beer stomach

[@df4291]

I'm sorry but that math teacher is a straight up creep

[@Experternas]

That girl from Degrassi high was my crush also, she's still kinda good looking. they made a bad remake of that show a few years ago. bet he got off a few loads from that.

[@ryanrhodes5819]

Co exit to Austin British lady fingers

[@tshelumamakhe]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nonsense1231]

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline..👨🏼‍💻

[@wraithstrongopark]

when the italian teacher said she wasn't into black guys, i was like, gasp! hahahahaa guineas and niggas do not mix.

[@bobhope3589]

It'd be like screwing an animal. Sickening

[@lambdalambdalambda257]

I'm really surprised she even knew who Shane Battier was

[@mrwassef]

She said she was a Heat fan haha. 🤷🏽‍♂️ It wasn’t like she said Jamal Mashburn or something haha.

[@amyelsaid3699]

Whose your favorite member of the band Nelson? 🤣🤣🤣

[@kristinamusantejd735]

You are correct Tosh. Scared a lot bc of you man animals.

[@babs2034]

Whaaaazuuup🤣

[@Thinks-First]

It's simple math: 500 pound math teacher - 350 pounds = possibility of date with a woman