Most Pathetic Moment of My Life

This is the greatest embarrassing party of All Time
I stream every day / moistcr1tikal

[@bboycosmo7499]

It’s actually a miracle that this man has not become a super villain.

[@lewisobrien724]

"I used to think my life was a tragedy"

[@KML-XX]

Yet

[@Jose-vn3jf]

Chris Chan type of villain

[@nickcunningham6344]

An anime super villain, mind you. The most powerful super villain of them all.

[@soconoha8495]

almost 1k bro!

[@ryanth3gr3at11]

Man this guy is not only super tall, but also breathes life into any hootenanny that he attends.

[@Ytsmm2]

@SavetionBruhLad wtf

[@electricguitar9484]

@SavetionBruhLad what

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jFf2iYn52InMU

[@lordnignog1688]

He's 5'5

[@juinorgaming3417]

@@lordnignog1688 really? wow lol

[@alexd4566]

Just being ignored and not receiving a reaction from anyone in a social setting is the absolute worst feeling ever

[@shem7146]

Nah, getting humiliated in front of everyone is worse than no reaction

[@quinnmaclin9444]

@@shem7146pity is worse than humiliation

[@Planktonamor]

​@@quinnmaclin9444agreed. You can play off humiliation. You can't play off being ignored

[@ezekielsabado4477]

@@quinnmaclin9444 making yourself not to look pity is more humiliating not only to the people around you but also to yourself

I prefer just to avoid people in general.

[@Svefngengill]

The way Charlie says "pool" at 4:03 sounds EXACTLY like taking damage in minecraft.

[@barredsun2408]

I can hear it now and I cant stop thinking about it

[@sace3]

“poOhl”

[@IqmalAziz]

4:04

[@abdoudjidel4499]

i heard it and came running to the comments 😂

[@Smitty503]

I thought I was the only one that noticed

[@PatrickWDunne]

Nobody could ever blackmail Charlie because he already put his deepest darkest secrets out online

[@benniedeckard9909]

this statement is a true one

[@RafaelMunizYT]

the only way of blackmailing him is like "I'm gonna tell that story first and ruin you video haha"

[@fridaygh0st]

true

[@Muckylittleme]

"Most pathetic moment of his life," though? He shouldn't worry, he is still young.

[@coolkid7151]

We know people comment this literally every time he tells a story

[@vnaxo]

It’s always a good day when Charlie gathers us around the camp fire to hear his Vietnam flashbacks

[@tylerw7256]

@Seiva nobody asked

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

bots already?

[@tylerw7256]

@🏔️ Everest 🏔️ nobody asked

[@tylerw7256]

@Dewi Maitya nobody asked

[@tylerw7256]

@@kittykittybangbang9367 ofc

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It wasn't even such a bad moment, with the type of notoriety Charlie has now, I guarantee if he did that today he'd have the whole party look and applaud for him.

[@presval11]

Of course,not only is he super tall but he also breathes life into any social gathering he attends

[@Tina_Wina]

I see you on every video I watch. Either we like the same youtubers or there's 1000 people with you exact pfp.

[@themessiah8365]

@@Tina_Wina it’s a cult.

[@ltb1345]

@@Tina_Wina He's part of the Principality of Mustache.

[@cantseeshadow]

Awww no top comment this time?

[@dr.deadpool5959]

The fact that he still has so many stories about his days in College as an anime character just makes me wanna go back in time just to see it with my own eyes

[@BrandonJackal]

Everyone needs an Andrew in their life that pulls you out of parties when you blackout from cringe

[@capo4742]

So true...

[@eggisensei9691]

I wish I had one as well

[@iangordon895]

Just do sports? Problem solved.

[@literalcode]

@Alphrina become fertilizer

[@sonicx254shere3]

@@literalcode lmao what did i just read this is gold!

[@Hexra_]

The secondhand embarrassment is crazy on this one. They should've at least laughed instead of staying silent. I now know to laugh, clap or sigh whenever someone does something embarrassing.

[@huntedperson3147]

@SavetionBruhLad WTF

[@ditchfood8047]

@@huntedperson3147 that's exactly what they wanted out of it. Good job.

[@kaffeine.a8953]

Damn not even a single non-bot comment to read 💀💀

[@ShoeOVA]

Jesus christ

[@Hexra_]

Ffs bots are ruining KZbin

[@rachelvickers9545]

This reminds me of when I went to a party in high-school and decided to jump into a pool totally clothed thinking that everyone would jump in after me. No one did. They all just stared at me. So, then I had to climb out of the pool and go home in the back of my mom's station wagon.

[@greatdayforpizza6974]

Damn i felt that

[@06denedra]

Damn Been there!!!! Hated my moms f’n station wagon!!!!!

[@benedictator4763]

lmao

[@elambedo]

Genuinely encouraging to hear who one of the coolest people ever has done some of the dumbest shit ever. Makes me think my own cringey ass memories are normal. Thanks for the laugh Charles :)

[@flamingfoxx]

Thank you for the respect and calling him by his proper Christian name

[@elambedo]

@@flamingfoxx but of course. nothing but respect for MY streamer.

[@yadsewnde8699]

@@flamingfoxx I think the christians refer to him by another lol

[@Elizahteb]

Hello fellow Elizabeth!

[@noodlebanana7512]

Charlie is so self aware. I love his humility, even with millions of fans.

[@enemystand2981]

So fucking respectable

[@austen9556]

@6FOE if it’s a fucking Rick roll Edit: it was worse I hope your day gets fucked up

[@poetaPar]

@@austen9556 it's a robot

[@excalibruh1713]

@6FOE hope ur day is terrible asf

[@JJJinXXX]

not self aware enough to realize people are dying from these slapping fights and he's the largest influencer actively promoting it! kind of sad

[@dutyinternal3516]

Clearly, this guy is colossal and brings joy to casual social gatherings

[@aking2105]

Yo wtf are these bots doing

[@Titanite_In_NY]

What is this “social gathering” you speak of? Is it something akin to a hootenanny?

[@youngtrapnyssa2964]

Bro these bots on crack

[@TemmiePlays]

@yep you mean a decade before he started youtube at all? he was a nobody, that's all his stories are about, pre-youtube. nah, the dude with 10 mil subs on youtube is gonna be a complete NOBODY at a party, you feelin ok dude? That would quite literally be the thing everyone talked about.

[@dutyinternal3516]

@yep He clearly would've received attention if instead of a frontflip he decided to walk on the pool whilst converting the water to wine.

[@gammaboi6073]

Went from 0 people watching him to millions, an inspiring story within a doubt, thank you Mr. Moist for sharing 🙏🏽

[@_gavimations]

The painful thing here is that I’ve been ignored like that before. It’s a funny story, sure, but I can’t shake that feeling of empathetic stinging. You ever sit with a group of people and feel like you’re not… there? And when you get up to leave, nobody so much as bats an eye? It’s *that* pain that gets me. I’ve sadly failed to read the room dozens of times and ended up being that guy.

[@etaperily4947]

i’ve felt the same way. like i could just fade into the background and no one would notice a thing

[@KerryFairbanks]

"the fact that I showed up there probably made people uncomfortable" Dude I love these stories so much. Like I actually laugh out loud in public listening to this shit

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH-YZmCXltKehaM Amazing Game, don't miss it

[@dfredankey]

Same I’m over here dying at his narration especially concerning his past thoughts 🤣

[@aleksastamenkovic5526]

@@chemical_35 Similar thing happened to me. I got extremely stoned with this one girl in the woods and then we came to the party. After maybe 10 minutes i fainted and hit my head on the concrete ground and started shaking like i had a seizure. Woke up 10 seconds later and all i remember is that i was laughing my ass off and they all threw me on the sofa and i just layed there looking at the wall as it was zooming in and out and one guy was playing a guitar next to me while the rest of my friends were splashing me with water and singing to the guitar, but it sounded like some church singing and it was the weirdest, scariest and most fun experiences i ever had. Only thing is i felt zero embarresment because i knew almost everyone and plus i was just happy that i was still alive because i was greened out on some horrible weed. The weed was actually laced btw. I know a lot of people think theyr weed is laced, but in my town, and country weed is really bad so they lace it with some heavier drugs for a stronger high and i just could not handle it at all 😂

[@literalcode]

@Alphrinahold a gun and yell at police officers

[@Afrorager18]

I'm with you there! The cackling is real

[@willow9912]

This actually makes me sad. I am glad that Charlie has overcome his awkwardness and is living a better version of himself.

[@kyleclegg89]

@SavetionBruhLad ?

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

@@kyleclegg89 It's just a bot, just report it.

[@adamblomberg]

Charlie couldn't be awkward even if he tried, as long as he talks it's like him reciting a book of the best movie lines in history.

[@lelenny7725]

@Instagram User okay that comment actually made me laugh

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

Man's got 10mil subs and posts multiple times a day, he's fine. Also, he's fiiiiiiiine

[@michikohoshi4791]

Brings me relief to know that even Jesus himself had to go through awkward teenage/college phase. Look at you now. A living legend.

[@elliecressy6033]

cringe

[@onebigchumptm4729]

Charlie: **relives the horrifying cringe of youth through his embarrassing memories** Also Charlie: yeah let’s share this with everyone

[@shadowduck1234]

Charlie is truly the bravest human on earth not only willing to share the multitude of things he excels at but also his mistakes of the past

[@Forgiveiolord]

@You have to know penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@deaton4165]

@SavetionBruhLad wtf

[@mr-balls]

Dawg you didn't even finish the vid

[@flexperk]

@@deaton4165 he’s just trying to say cp is epic dont you understand???

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

jees 7 bots already

[@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass]

Charlie should've just walked on water and caught the beer and then turn it into wine, people would've went nuts

[@Kiko7210]

still would have gotten ignored lmao

[@benniedeckard9909]

yo wtf is even going on

[@atherapists3331]

Yeah make him do a Jesus

[@zatrat5696]

@Cosmic (foodist) wtf

[@sensz9139]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀😭😭😭

[@Nichaelas]

Aww Andrew is a real friend. He could've been like "nah I wanna stay and enjoy the party that was your mistake" but he cared enough to just call it a night.

[@ScottDobbs07]

It's brutal memories like this that keep me up at night. RIP young Charlie.

[@dizzyhq5100]

It’s been a while since his last story time, I love how open he is about this stuff. No one can blackmail this man

[@Forgiveiolord]

@Seiva penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@thetwofacedmaskedmanshadow]

He would prolly blackmail himself

[@Iloverimjobs]

BOT BINGO

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jFf2iYn52InMU

[@charmaster2458]

God, the bots

[@potatomanagement_5770]

I'm glad he tells stories like this, shows that anybody who feels like they're awkward and bad socially can always improve

[@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh]

This guy has helped me more than I can say.

[@slash.slayer]

I think it's fun too. Charlie is an example to follow

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@6FOE I was about to say “Wtf he already shows his face, there’s no face reveal to leak,” but then I realized the bot probably meant while he was whacking it (Edit: typo)

[@jimbojimbob9895]

Send help, the bots are coming.

[@AnimeProfilePicture]

This just shows I was Charlie once I sit back and here how I did alot of the same shit he did

[@plantscam6113]

when he said he was gonna front flip into the pool i fully expected him to say he cracked his head on the edge so this actually went better than expected

[@06denedra]

Sameeeeee

[@Axlebro]

When he said "and no one throws a beer" my gut sank and I cringed a deep cringe. Rip.

[@eiffel5075]

Man, this guy truly has interest in attending parties.

[@Forgiveiolord]

@You have to know penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@jadeeeeen_]

Jesus bots

[@koto7551]

Whole lotta spam in this comment

[@ImJustJonnY.]

Unfortunately, nobody had an interest in Charlie attending those parties

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jFf2iYn52InMU

[@zmonay333]

“…I’d already established myself as the weird, mysterious anime character…” The amount of self awareness this man has is downright impressive.

[@KobeReekon]

It’s even funnier when you watched the video where he talks about why he made himself act like that

[@abominati0n]

@@KobeReekon i cant remember the title for the life of me bu was it the shirtless in the rain story or is that later in the lore

[@Philip4454]

@@aftabkhan-EAEB But it's isn't the above average type where you know you're doing some dumbshit at that instant. Imagine if some nazi racist realizes after 15 years of bullying and shit realizes where he went wrong. Itsgood buts it average self awareness

[@pollachannel2804]

@@Philip4454 "Average self awareness" bro wtf are you even saying

[@Philip4454]

@@pollachannel2804 the type of awareness that everybody has. Like dont slap a random bystander because everyone think you're crazy, that type of awareness...

[@b_e_p_i_s_m_a_n6212]

tbh these kinds of stories are pretty comforting when you're up at 4 in the morning not being able to sleep after suddenly remembering some random cringe thing you did literally years ago that only you remember we are all cringe at some point

[@whodis4531]

Oh god I can feel the embarrassment- I can imagine being the awkward kid doing the frontflip into the pool and being ignored but I could also imagine being one of the people who saw it and awkwardly said nothing

[@bwowzah]

Oh I feel that one. No reaction at all from anyone has to be one of the worst results of ones actions. At least when people laugh at you they acknowledge that something happened. No reaction at all makes you feel like you don't exist. The true psychological damage.

[@CumEmperor]

Emotional damage

[@shyguy85]

i'd rather be given silence than laughter

[@ClashRoyale-gr4rf]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[@dewmontain123]

This is hilarious.

[@thefirstsurvivor]

but he messed up the flip, so wouldnt it be better if no one saw? i dont get it

[@darthmeesa2825]

The more embarrassing stories Charlie shares the more relatable he becomes 😂

[@rotzloffel]

what are these comments lmao

[@fastname6519]

I try to do this dance at a party one time just to show off but I did it so bad no one cared it was so embarrassing and cringe everytime I think about it

[@deznutes6689]

Not to me because I’m such a big chad and can’t relate to any of you puny beta nerds💪🏽🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@mogumogu1795]

@Instagram User WTF

[@Acehigh-Jenkins]

As a forty year old I’m so concerned about the state of that dudes back he hit that ground floor balcony hard straight across his lower back. Welcome to a lifetime of back issues my dude!

[@BudgetMechanic]

"the fact that I showed up there probably made people uncomfortable" There is literally always at least one of these kind of people per class, and they always are the "mysterious anime character" or the "silent school shooter" types or both

[@Hidden_Street]

Surely it can't be worse than the flirting story EDIT: it was

[@SchmidleMcDingle]

That’s always how it is

[@rrat2445]

They are best of their own genres.

[@Zyrodil]

It's not worse than the blowjob story.

[@PsychoticBufoon]

@@Zyrodil facts. Nothing tops that story

[@ethanfuego9648]

@@Zyrodil biiiiig truth

[@johnx295]

I attended a hottenanny with Charlie once. And I’ve gotta say, the amount of life he breathed in to it was crazy.

[@z00mg0at5]

So tall, such wow.

[@Matthias27182]

They say Charlie's absolute height is directly proportional to the amount of life he breathes into hootenannies

[@literalcode]

@Alphrina I cannot stress this enough, I advise that you immediately stare directly into the sun

[@khameriengibson1975]

@@literalcode my insult now

[@imsorryyoutube6774]

@@literalcode Christ, imagine not only replying to a bot but insulting one. What do you possibly think could come of this? When you stub your toe on a table, do you start punching it?

[@aye-vj2jm]

bro how are you still such a sane person self aware person having gone through so much cringe😂😂

[@AllCloudsAreBunnies]

It’s been a while since we got to hear about One of your legendary embarrassing stories that are so freaking good and I have them all saved to playlist so that I can watch them/listen to them whenever I feel like it because they are really good stories and you tell them really well and the fact that you don’t give a shit about sharing these things awesome always makes my level of respect for you and go up the matter how many times I’ve watched whichever video and heard you telling me the story

[@keatonanderson5256]

“I know no longer believe in fun at social gatherings” me too Charlie, me too I have now noticed autocorrect fucked me

[@dongykonga]

Theres a reply in your bot section

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jFf2iYn52InMU

[@BEDillon]

I no longer believe in fun at all

[@jq7323]

I no longer*

[@asiansushiamv835]

Ngl if Charlie’s life were a TV series, his character arc would be insane. Imagine him going from this awkward guy to a famous movie actor, Jesus, and a prolific slapping commentator.

[@LJGator808]

Don't you mean his character would go 'Insaneo Style'?

[@funkgoeson4936]

It would be like reverse joker

[@JubbJubb_]

this comment made me cringe more than the story lol edit: lol anime profile pic

[@GORTRON_THE_DESTROYER]

@@LJGator808 🚨🚨Warning cool dude alert 🚨🚨

[@The_alphawolf_official]

Facts, his role in the hunger games was an Oscar worthy performance.

[@bluemadnesssjcj9134]

Best story I’ve heard in a while. My body couldn’t decide to either cringe hard at the thought of this being a reality or burst out laughing.

[@jager453]

He brings the saying “You must be fun at parties” to a whole new level

[@Omnipotentpunch03]

The second he said "Noone throws me a beer" I felt one of the worst waves of cringe I have ever felt and I'm being so serious. Charlie I've literally been that person before lol so I know the feeling.

[@user-hv2cq9we1s]

@Cosmix nah fam he just wanted a cupcake dont get it twisted

[@Death_Trooper-177]

@@user-hv2cq9we1s lmfao

[@Uifon]

@@user-hv2cq9we1s god damn

[@Omnipotentpunch03]

What are all these bots yeesh

[@brandnewontheinternet9024]

The balls of steel this man has he didn't even shiver from the cringe like I did listening to HIS story god damn

[@saiyan1191]

5:35 is him cringing I do the same eye rub when I’m embarrassed or remember something cringe

[@polmeria465]

Holy shit four bots in the reply

[@literalcode]

@Yen Keip your mother

[@literalcode]

@Instagram User horse. You.

[@literalcode]

@V e r a🍒 I hope you attain a sudden sum of debt and you toil for the rest of your life paying it off

[@bobbyshores]

These are my favorite type of videos

[@ro88o000o]

Its funny hearing how Charlies such a misfit his entire life and hes truly loved by at least 10 million people and hes so famous now. If you feel alone just remember Charlie. Theres "your people" out there you just havent met them yet ❤❤

[@turtle-kl7ur]

Kinda goofy to say this now, Charlie was only like this when he was younger and even when he was like this he already had a fanbase on KZbin it didn't really change him as person he's only different now because he matured and grew on his own

[@element_47]

I wonder how many times he's told one of these stories, and someone from his college is like "oh shit! I thought I recognized Charlie from somewhere other than the internet! He's the sad anime character from college!"..... Or ya know something along them there lines

[@Izazuya]

Thats true, I mean there is someone bound to recognize him with the popularity he has gained

[@raskin5543]

@Instagram User lmao wtf

[@dutyinternal3516]

@keep rollin jokes on you I'm already a muslim

[@z4gee12]

@keep rollin I'm happy being a Catholic.

[@thegamerfe8751]

@Alphrina Reject Haram, return to religion.

[@maximusstorm1215]

Jokes on them, now Charlie is the biggest Chad on the internet.

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jFf2iYn52InMU

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Damn bots

[@Tommy50377]

@Instagram User Charlie has a fucking horse?!

[@tylerw7256]

@@TheBlackSpartan103 comments on yt videos are so fucking cancerous, literally the type of shit people post on Twitter with how deplorable it is.

[@adamhercik581]

Unironically the sigma male, lol.

[@agenericguy1014]

This will forever be one of my fav videos from Charlie.His story is just so hilarious to watch. It also shows that like us,even someone as cool as Charlie had some embarrassing stories

[@bookoa3296]

I literally got so much secondhand embarrassment when "And nobody threw a beer" lmfaoo

[@mortamarkahn]

That dude ate SO much shit falling off the balcony though, like damn...

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

I think it was cool

[@mortamarkahn]

@@vodkawhisperer3923 Oh I'm glad he walked it off and seemed OK, but MAN that was a hell of a landing on the railing there.

[@AmuZah]

@Yen Keip what the fuck

[@rockyevans1584]

Smacked his head good for sure, he ran the other way for a reason

[@incognitojon902]

Wasn’t that joe burrow though that threw it to him

[@idiotonline8787]

Man this guy likes to party

[@rollaroyce747]

Big up Adam sandler

[@ohbiIly]

@Seiva you need god

[@GrimyDuck-dz5dg]

How tf u already heard the story 💀

[@Forgiveiolord]

@You have to know penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@heyitzsamurai]

i relate to just kinda being invisible to others 🥲 all the times i've run into ppl i used to know (like went to summer camp or the same school) no one remembered me. i guess i'm extremely forgettable

[@expiredmilk9273]

Nobody could ever blackmail Charlie this guy is not only super tall, but also breathes life into any hootenanny that he attends.this guy is colossal and brings joy to casual social gatherings

[@OneFinalAutumn]

As some consolation, Charlie, they were probably too drunk to remember this moment.

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jFf2iYn52InMU

[@archie8337]

yeah people forget that literally no one remembers other peoples' embarrassing moments

[@masoonsroom6131]

ik the kid who threw the beer… they definitely remembered it

[@z00mg0at5]

Tricks I don’t know… Catching a beer whilst flipping into the pool.

[@thefirstsurvivor]

but he said no one even saw it, doesnt matter if they were drunk or not

[@nopickles420]

"Socially Inept Turbo Virgin" would make an amazingly terrible band name.

[@possibleproblem479]

i still like permavirgin more

[@ULTRA-ENTERTAINER99]

Pause at 5:38. Chinese Cri1ikal.

[@wenbinx]

💀 💀

[@RogueAssassin1429]

FengshuiZ0

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Hearing Charlie talk about his embarrassing moments always makes me feel better about myself

[@macdongr]

"This is my time to shine!" I think everyone can relate to that embarrassing phrase.

[@O_O__69420]

I can feel the secondhand embarrassment bruh, I'm sorry for laughing at you

[@eeriemyxi]

ruined 69 likes.

[@Death_Trooper-177]

I almost died from second hand embarrassment

[@IsaacRussell707]

1:07 “so they Amazon Primed one”. I laughed so hard at this and I’m not sure why.

[@Alright281]

"you know what? FU K YOU" *gets hulu 'ed*

[@TchSktch]

Every time I think Charlie has told his most embarrassing moment, he somehow always tops it.

[@OhWowThatsDumb]

Everyone mentions how brave Charlie is for sharing these stories but this is actually how he gains his power. He becomes more and more omnipotent with each bit of embarrassment

[@olp3850]

Not sure that's how omnipotent works but I'm all for it

[@warhed9225]

He should've just walked on the water to catch the beer

[@hassanashraf6408]

The reason why no one showed any kind of response is because they were baffled by your absolutely insane midair improvised semi front flip Charlie. You made them absolutely speechless.

[@McPringle0]

Charlie sitting at the end of the pool clapping reminds me of the sandlot where smalls is just clapping in the outfield waiting for the ball

[@stephiemae808]

The secondhand embarrassment I got from this took 10 years from my life.

[@account-21]

@ABU 🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@comradeurod9805]

if i get the same Result imma watch it a few times

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

And it kiIIed me

[@orangepumpk1n]

Yet, he's probably the most successful and most famous out of everyone who attended that party.

[@user-zt4tx4el8m]

Elon musk attended the party

[@sapples261]

God damn Genghis Khan was there

[@CorelUser]

God gave the gamers their deserved spot

[@lan5795]

I love how you always expose your past self and leave nothing out, respect.

[@Azucarcontilde]

Man i really love this videos, something about the way you tell anecdotes it's so good

[@thatsruffbuddy6022]

5:30 the face of complete despair he said that with, i felt that in my bones

[@urolledme3087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ_OaYZmbLScrMU Aaww.

[@nothinghappens9811]

This reminds me of one family dinner where I started choking but tried not to make a scene. I was turning red, trying to clear my throat or swallow a lot or do fucking anything to catch my breath. Finally, I coughed hard enough to dislodge whatever it was, spit it into my napkin and sat there gasping. I was like, "I was choking," and my whole family looked at me, then just went back to talking. Nobody gave a crap. It was embarrassing and a bit isolating.

[@kidflasher]

Bro,you sure that your family?

[@beric0bartman]

next time, try to make a scene.

[@im4ft622]

Get a new family

[@nothinghappens9811]

@@beric0bartman if I did that, they would likely accuse me of being dramatic, as is their nature.

[@redretribution1789]

Hey man, you put effort into not making a scene, and you successfully did it! At least feel a bit of pride in yourself

[@FrylerMcFrow]

5:15 embarrassing moment is here lads

[@austinbond1290]

These are the stories that keep you grounded and my favorite thanks Charles

[@Melody123love10]

if only they knew you’d turn out to be one of the most memorable actors in the hunger games series

[@MatrixAwpington]

I find it fascinating that Charlie just confides these repressed memories to his audience of millions to never think about it again, True Sigma energy

[@Eded-nn9im]

r u joking with the “true sigma energy”?

[@MatrixAwpington]

@@Eded-nn9im Yes, in true critikal fashion, I'm using it satirically

[@KagamineRoni]

Charlie and I are kindred spirits, the ONLY thing that saved me from simialr situations is that I was so socially inept that i would throw up just thinking about going to events

[@ipreferthisTHEOG]

my favourite part of the story is Charlie emerging from the pool and saying it’s Charles time and him charlesing everyone

[@Residentevil1.5]

You're the tallest life of the party, Charlie.

[@Forgiveiolord]

@You have to know penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@Residentevil1.5]

What's up with all the bots lately

[@extremecowz7694]

This comments is only bots

[@stalka6279]

We all have awkward moments, don't worry charlie My worst one was when I thought that NFT stood for Nebraskan Food Truck LMAO

[@urolledme3087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ_OaYZmbLScrMU Aaww

[@Ame865]

I wish it did

[@nonameno5717]

The better nft

[@saesia]

I honestly thought NFT had something to do with netorare/cucking

[@benniedeckard9909]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha 😂🤣😂💀💀💀omg wtf so funny

[@x92Vendetta]

'Amazon primed that over' 😂 I'm using that. I love you Charlie ☺️

[@dollartooth5616]

He went off that balcony insaneo style.

[@burntcookie7346]

The first thing I think when I see Charlie is definitely “man this guy likes to party and he is very tall. And he also breathes life into every hootenanny he attends”

[@imsorryyoutube6774]

Hilarious dude! How did you come up with this??? Incredible.

[@vongolaxi7611]

Nothing would’ve stopped him from getting that beer. Armageddon could be happening and he would tell God to wait until he gets that beer.

[@dontreallyknowwhatmynamesh5538]

Holy fuck so many bots

[@Helflint6]

the way he went from the weirdest guy to the coolest

[@manewth]

Well, the second hand embarrassment really shows how bad you must've felt.

[@Puma-qc8js]

For some weird reason charlies stories sound so much like a 2000s highschool american movie, so i dont know if people lie when they say its not like the movies

[@JCs_-]

i share charlies pain whole heartedly, i used to embarrass myself about 2-3 times a year at school and i still have ptsd when i see similar events occur. poor dude

[@Tommy50377]

I'm pretty sure that isn't how ptsd works

[@thestruggler776]

@@Tommy50377 it's the joke

[@montykachuchi]

that's sadder than i thought it would be

[@drummerdude0515]

Thank you Charlie for making me realize I wasn't the only awkward 19 year old at parties. Especially when it came to talking to girls, I was a train wreck 🤦‍♂️

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Thank you so much for telling these storys :D I have my fair share of cringe tales but I locked them deep away in my mind to try and forget them.

[@iexist.imnotjoking5700]

What're you doing here lol

[@pickledpiss9522]

“I used to enjoy the ol’ shindig back in college, I’d go out pretty often.” Me, a college student: * working on the last slice of a large pizza alone by myself on a Friday night *

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Keep it up champ, that pizza won't eat itself

[@adopted996]

Ey man atleast you got a pizza

[@ditchfood8047]

I want pizza..

[@MrCrystal09]

Could you imagine being in that red car driving by and watching a dude fumble off the second story

[@GodbodyRoku]

I don't know why but your moment reminded me of Clone High where Ghandi is trying to be accepted at this party so he goes to smoke raisins, and goes on to epic acid-like raisin induced trip lol.

[@elmowilcox]

For what it’s worth…I was picturing a much worse ending where you failed the flip but also to hit the water…and maybe with a bonus beer can to the face and a bloody nose. Perspective.

[@gb7586]

he wanted attention but he got none of them, your ending is better since atleast he got attention lol

[@justrandomstuff6828]

That is honestly very painful to imagine, makes me feel a lot better at myself, really sorry to say that!

[@urolledme3087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ_OaYZmbLScrMU Aaww

[@ThePewPewLord]

no no, you've got a point. Ever since i first started hearing his stories, my depression was cured

[@PricefieldPunk]

Man was clinging onto the rails avoiding the shadowrelm

[@pranavramraj5141]

I was literally binge watching penguinz0s storytime playlist yesterday and he hit me up with another one today🤣