How to Survive a Harem Anime - Public Service Anime

So you're the protagonist of a Harem Anime. This handy guide will help you survive this disaster scenario.
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[@spyfreakm1]

He forgot to bring up the perverted guy friend that makes the protagonist look like a stallion in comparison.

[@anarchomando7707]

A well hung stallion

[@boop99]

*Cough* Sunohara from Clannad *cough*

[@eyeyamsofakingwetodd-id4264]

The flat chested girl

[@lazarminic7124]

No

[@soulsearcher9620]

*looks at basement with the grave of Minetta from My Hero Academia. Because that's why he isn't in most of the 4th season 😇*

[@hansmercredi3636]

*“These tropes will naturally gravitate to the most boring person in the room (that’s you)”* Lmao

[@merchantziro4285]

I have never felt more offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@acemagalor2519]

Yep

[@pinkerton732]

Hans Mercredi lets be honest if you watch anime and aren’t in Japan you are the most boring person

[@hansmercredi3636]

I LIKE MEMES People have other hobbies but aight

[@maskedupman5806]

I am never to be in a harem then... I don't know how to feel about that

[@isaiahwilson2123]

Think of it as Harem law; Anything that can get naked, will get naked.

[@estherfernandez2197]

But obviously it only works on attractive teenager girls

[@healthya7975]

Or anything that resembles an attractive teenager girl

[@Whitewing89]

Anything that can get lude will be lude.

[@morningnapalm9963]

The reincarnation of Newton

[@someguy1865]

*Error 404 likes found*

[@johntumahab323]

Easy, grow facial hair. Because nothing turns off the anime ladies so much as evidence of puberty.

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Anime laws would then dictate that there is then a chance that you probably have some underage girl chasing you waiting till she is of age(or not, in some cases) to offer herself to you. _I HATE THIS TROPE TOO_

[@triam6857]

@@MamaTrixxieAsmr where can I find it

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

@@triam6857 1) It? 2)eww 3)i was thinking about young asuka talking to kaji while writing this, there are probably better examples of this fucking trope

[@captivecreative]

@@MamaTrixxieAsmr bruh used probably one of the worst examples ever lmao

[@socipathicgaming5914]

Didn't work in school rumble.

[@chance9512]

Wait wait wait wait wait. >Remain calm >Avoid women >Maintain balance >Clenched fists Are tibetan monks the end result of defending against the harem effect?

[@triprs4896]

"He knows too much". -)))

[@edisontrent618]

Pretty much the "Journey to the West: Conquering Demons" effect.

[@wakipaki7381]

It is hypothesized by scientists that the recent resurgence of monk lifestyles and Tibetan tourism can be attributed to this drastic reaction to a Harem scenario. This is a very serious choice to make about your life, but it is imperative to commit to this path fully and have no doubts if undertaken. Otherwise, it is entirely possible your Harem will track you down to the airport and prevent you from leaving via wacky hijinks, possibly involving a female security guard at the checkpoint. Another common mistake is that you merely fantasize about running away from your problems and living a simple lifestyle far away. In these cases, your vision of this life is usually transmitted into a bubble above your head for your Harem to see and they will typically be angered or hurt by your implication of abandoning all of them, leading to severe Tsundere beatings and drastically increased chances of a Yandere forming.

[@ailexx3377]

So, the solution to the harem effect is R.A.M.C. - Royal Army Medical Corps?

[@thewheel6212]

Anti thot mindset

[@machaiarcanum]

Tsundere kicks protagonist. Protagonist dies. Gruesomely and slowly. Isekai rebirth. Protagonist meets Tsundere in new world; runs like hell.

[@triprs4896]

More like "kills her in an unexpectedly gruesome and calculated way"... ))

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

I know this novel, except its a yandere. MC goes to a new world and the yandere sister somehow comes with him except unlike he, the girl goes into a new body.

[@machaiarcanum]

Huh. What’s it called?

[@chzxv4078]

I like this. YO JACOB, MAKE A ANIME OUT OF THIS

[@johndow2289]

@@cykablyatthemovie2424 What's the name His Holiness, The Anime Pope demands answers!

[@mastersofgames97]

instructions unclear started dating the toaster.

[@user-xw4mu6nz4t]

Overused... but no one really cares

[@Seire01]

These always get me LMAO

[@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216]

Instructions so clear I almost believed it was referring to me.

[@rickymcgowen6776]

Instructions unclear, Restarted the Soviet Union.

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

Praise the Omnissiah

[@aaronking2020]

Anime idea: a Harem anime where the protagonist isn't interested in the side characters, and is desperately following these tips in order to survive.

[@Ob1tuber]

Hey you found monster movies, but the desperate survival situation is because of the fact that monsters, are literally coming out of the ocean, falling out of the sky, or heck even coming out of ground, or you know even just randomly appearing

[@mistersandman3446]

Saiki K is partly this.

[@animezia]

@@mistersandman3446 yeah, the diff is, he is trying not to even be an protag

[@softnoobgirl73]

So siaki k kinda

[@Redacted_Ruler]

Welcome to Konosuba

[@legacyabyss5228]

"You may think you can avoid your harem by never going outside , but they will come to your house to make sure your ok" lol im ded

[@molpy6671]

Hewo karma

[@coolgarfield695]

*dead

[@molpy6671]

@@coolgarfield695 OK BOOMER

[@alexg837]

Id just sit in the front of the door and have all my weapons and gear and have an escape route through my window if they came to my house to check and if they run in at me id just get out and be in a gullies suit and be hiding

[@anonymaton948]

... I’m having flashbacks to the cold open on Jim Sterling’s Coronavirus Jimquisition: *knock knock knock* ... Jim: (muffled) F*ck off! Justin: Jiiiiiim! *knock knock knock* Jim: F*ck off, I say!

[@herculesatan4514]

Anime girls: *EXIST.* Protag who’s personality can be compared to a wooden block: “Heh heh! I’m in danger.”

[@mithmoonwalker]

nightshade and wisp: just pick one sir

[@vemph]

777 likes

[@alinastanescu4430]

Yuuji Kazami:"Your free trial of living has ended"

[@wahabeez]

anime mc's looking at this with scottish accent: like that'll ever happen!

[@R3GARnator]

A harem protagonist with a lot of personality: Touka from "The Legendary Hero is Dead!" manga.

[@netnet_in_a_sweater9351]

I wanna see a harem anime where, near the end, all girls say they like the protagonist and the guy's like "I'm gay"

[@Suddhadeep]

possible in persona 5 special date ending

[@isotetra1912]

@@Suddhadeep hmmmmm

[@isamuddin1]

And the story continue when all his harem try to make him straight...

[@paparika2095]

AlphaNathan Online YEAH!!!

[@drago_thedragonbreaker]

Plot twist. Two girls in the harem don't say I love you to the guy but to each other

[@jakerhodes2105]

The worst feeling in the world is When you watch a romantic anime and it ends up being a harem

[@owenmaleski2203]

Try watching Mashiro symphony. Somebody actually gets picked at the end

[@leolordful]

*Tenchi Muyo flashbacks intensify*

[@heynae2016]

I think in the best case scenario the harem ends up being entertaining, like Ouran

[@marshmellowtimez8360]

@@heynae2016 Yes

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

Harem anime is awesome!

[@jamestown8398]

Himedere's Father: "So you think you're good enough to be a butler in my daughter's mansion? What are your qualifications?" Applicant: "I was an assassin for 30 years with over 3000 confirmed kills across the world." Himedere's Father: "You're hired! Welcome to the staff."

[@edisontrent618]

Not using the Navy Seals copypasta? What a disappointment. Though I suppose quoting the video means it's more MB's fault.

[@martinsmouter9321]

That strongly implies her dad does a. Know said assassin enough to trust him as a killer with the life of his daughter and B. Has some reason to believe experience in physical combat is needed. Read: he's a criminal. Edit: or a public person with strong ties with the secret services.

[@pepitothefrogito7372]

@@martinsmouter9321 C. He's smart enough to NOT FREAKING DENY AN ASSASSIN WITH MORE THAN 3000 COMFIRMED KILLS LOOKING FOR A JOB. (this got out of hand real quick.)

[@martinsmouter9321]

@@pepitothefrogito7372 there're a lot more and better jobs to give someone you just hope doesn't murder you than butler for your daughter. Examples: accountant, customer service, representative abroad (improves immediately the chance he doesn't murder you and your family) Edit: I acknowledge customer service is maybe not the best option, but still a lot better than personal servant of your daughter. Maybe better examples would be: gardener, cleaner and plumber. Also how does he know about the kills if it's public our assasin is either in public protection or in jail and if he's one of the few to know he apparently has some kind of trust bound with the assassin or his former employer.

[@kcmcclary569]

He should have just said that his name was either 47 or John wick XD

[@FlyToTheRain]

Never in my life did I think I would hear someone say "B-baka" in a deadpanned old timey narrator voice.

[@dragon1130]

FlyToTheRain and yet, never until this moment did you realize how much you needed it.

[@NimhLabs]

... honestly, I'm surprised I've not heard that more often than I have... And no... this was not my first time.

[@steeledminer616]

"You can spot a princess right away" *shows frieza* OH YOU!

[@ValorGlory]

But Frieza is a "Pretty Princess". I was at Frieza's quinceanera. hi-five if you get that reference.

[@Shakiahjprod]

ValorGlory But Frieza is a boy?

[@ValorGlory]

actually, the race Frieza is a part of is Mono-Gendered and can exhibit traits that are either Masculine or Feminine. But mostly I was quoting Dragon Ball Z Abridged by TFS.

[@Shakiahjprod]

ValorGlory The anime specifically says He But I see now

[@ValorGlory]

Yeah even in the English manga they call Frieza a guy, but in the Japanese they only use gender-neutral pronouns. Or just call Frieza, Frieza-Sama (a.k.a. Lord/Emperor/Empress Frieza) The More You Know (insert meme here)

[@ryanmaclean1720]

I now want an Isekai anime based around 2 guy's, one who's super nerdy, a little hefty but is actively working on improving himself, and a stereotypical Harem protagonist going into a Harem world essentially where the boring guy starts off enjoying all the attention, but then a week later he gets a bit weirded out as all the quirks start manifesting and the nerdy guy (who is immune to the world's affects as he is making an effort in life to improve himself making him interesting) helps his friend out to survive this world with the ending literally being to get a hobby and to make himself a more interesting person to counteract the worlds Harem effect which in this world effects everyone

[@ailingstar8856]

I would watch that anime so much.

[@MonkeBrain07]

I would actually watch that tbh

[@fizzydrinkuno]

Self Improvement the anime

[@ryanmaclean1720]

@@fizzydrinkuno pretty much

[@idontknowimebored77]

TWITTER LETS GO THERE IT MIGHT HELP

[@blazingbbq4800]

Number 1 Rule: If you hear "Ara Ara~", don't resist. Because there is no escape.

[@Giornowithoutamustache11]

When you realize it was your older sister...

[@BlooMonkiMan]

Unless... *casually equips a Minecraft ender pearl*

[@mayuri4184]

If I were a boy, there are at least 4 girls I wan't "Ara ara" to come from: Akeno Himejima, Kurumi Tokisaki (currently an anti-hero/anti-villain), Atago and myself (as I am now).

[@helpmepls7154]

In the circumstances in which you hear the phrase "ara ara" while alone there are two main actions that can be taken. 1. The path of least resistance( least dangerous) 2. Struggle ( danger levels scale with personality of the criminal) We reccomend that you choose option one as you will find that they will go easy on you and you have a much higher survival rate than option two. In the case that you have chosen option two tis will lead to a few different outcomes based on certain tropes, cliches and variables. 1. Death. (30%) 2. Successful escape (2%) 3. Complete loss of the variable "virginity" (56%) 4. They call for backup ( this may only lead to 3 and 1) (9%) 5. Lesser crimes committed. (3%) In the event that you are a shota in this situation the only outcomes are 1. Death (45%) 2. Mind break (18%) 3. Complete loss of the variable "Virginity" (100%) To protect yourself from this threat is to lock yourself in your room and only leave when necessary, check each room in the house when you leave and return, when spotted by the offender you must call the police and lock all doors and windows. If inside the house, block your room's door and lock it as well as the windows, then inform the correct authorities. In the event where the offender is a yandere you must do the following procedures. 1. Lock yourself a room 2. Barricade the doors and windows 3. Inform the police of an armed intruder in your house 4. Find a weapon and keep it on you at all times 5. Wait until police arrive. If the barricades are broken by the yandere do one of the following procedures 1. Commit suicide 2. If on the first floor, exit through window 3. Run as far and fast as you can 4. Accept your fate Ths has been an important public service announcement. Stay safe and inform authorities of any serial offenders you may come across.

[@eat00002]

*pulls switchblade* not today bitch

[@GippyHappy]

I'd recommend laminating your confession letter to prevent accidental water damage or crumpling by jealous yandere

[@Siathuan]

If you know your local Harem includes a Yandere and you offer that confession to anybody else, you most likely deserve what's coming - but your prospective girlfriend almost certainly does not. All the same, you should laminate it. If you _are_ confessing to a Yandere, it prevents possibly fatal misunderstandings, and if you aren't, you should still beware the Tsundere's reaction.

[@triprs4896]

Regarding the prospective girlfriend: well, you could either influence your Yandere to become tsundere, or manipulate your Tsundere (it's the Tsundere. right?) into becoming a yandere. Either way, get her interested in *hard* rock and motorcycles (hard drugs optional). Point is, the more visibly menacing and outwardly delinquent she becomes, the LESS likely you are to get f*cking stabbed all over, School Days-style! )) And the more time she spends riding her sled and kicking a$$ in shady biker bars, the more Character Development she gets *beyond* her "girl with a crush" cliche! Protip / Warning: Side effects may include: dumping YOU. -)

[@akasakasvault7597]

You could also forge it onto tungsten or stainless steel for more security

[@stingerredshock3418]

GippyHappy if there is a yandere then you are probably already dead

[@maallos334mi8]

And burning, don't forget burning.

[@warcedric2263]

I would like to see a harem anime that includes a guy trying to escape the harem, and following these rules, while pointing out all the tropes and cliches. It would be hilarious.

[@nicolasa.3192]

An extremely self aware protagonist would be hilarious I agree. It would be especially funny if he had no desire to be in the situation

[@guggelguggel7491]

@@nicolasa.3192 I remember hearing about a satire harem called something along the lines of "I'm in a harem but I'm gay".

[@alphastar12]

Gugure Halldin yeah its a manga

[@uszkaieszter3752]

there is an anime called "The Fruit of Grisaia" the protagonist calls out the harem tropes on their BS and it's hilarious 👍

[@johndow2289]

@@uszkaieszter3752 Thanks!

[@Necatmc]

Idea: a harem anime, but none of the characters are actually interested in them

[@bdunc7244]

I guess konosuba

[@Cloud-do4zk]

True

[@zyaicob]

@@bdunc7244 66% of the girls are into Kazuma guy

[@Djinn_Entonic]

Or better, a harem full of stereotypical women who are totally in love and lust with the MC, but plot twist the MC is a gay guy.

[@fora1924]

@@Djinn_Entonic YES YES

[@redalertiscool5172]

Next up: How to deal with Yanderes Step one: get a shovel a gun and a Alibi

[@bradendeems6845]

i like the way you think

[@ssgss3kalijah846]

Make sure you double tap

[@toxix999]

But what if I like the yanderes

[@redalertiscool5172]

@@toxix999 you can use those things as a security measure

[@Hero-qq5df]

911

[@SuperSox97]

"If you need help, remember, the Genki girl is usually best girl." He forgot to follow it up with, "But you'll probably go with the tsundere anyways because you apparently like being launched 5 miles in the air every day"

[@ghosty918]

No, then they’d pick the sadodere

[@papawhitebeard4648]

Yes the Genki Dama is best girl

[@repulser93]

To be fair, who doesn't dream of being able to fly?

[@Halcypian]

Didn't he just say earlier that your sister has a likely chance of being a Genki girl? What if I think Genki girl is best but it's my nonexistent sister? Wouldn't I be breaking the *D* rule? But I *have* to make up my mind. Oh what are the odds?

[@kraevorn7483]

SuperSox97 4:45 and 4:48 which anime are they from?

[@bearowl4101]

Damn, now I want an anime where all the villains are the harem girls and the goal of the protagonist is to escape from his harem situation.

[@simplysolus8916]

Armed Girl's Machiavellism is one, kinda...

[@alphabladelm2011]

The protagonist could always go the Doomguy route: Rip and Tear. Just saying.

[@michaelramon2411]

+alphabladelm2011 I think half of the girls would like that.

[@alphabladelm2011]

Seriously? You do know what Doom involves, right?

[@triprs4896]

@alphabladem2011 "Keep rushing and a-running, running: A Reckoning of Lead is coming - I'm kicking in the gates of Hell again, Bringer of pain!"

[@animeworks7876]

You can spot a princess from a mile away “Proceeds go show frieza” 😂

[@typacsk]

"Daddy, I haven't done that since I was eight-eight-eight-eight-eight-my quinceanera."

[@josipmarkovinovic682]

Everyone here is weird

[@josipmarkovinovic682]

Except james r

[@moshawnlowe83]

@Hollow Donkey we are just he doesn’t get it

[@williamcartertindale11]

@@typacsk TFS reference I see.

[@MalevolentDivinity]

Harems are actually weather patterns. I learned something today.

[@crab7252]

MalevolentDivinity *the more you know*

[@renaissanceweeb]

"Scientists have theorized that a harem can form without a tsundere, but this has never been observed in nature" *Shows clip from a harem with no tsundere.*

[@fightingmedialounge519]

There is the dolohan.

[@chicksinfire]

*bruh moment*

[@odimus2132]

Dullahan tho

[@renaissanceweeb]

Huh. Does she count as tsundere? She's more chuunibyou, she doesn't hide that she likes him, she's just too socially inept to say it. Does that count?

[@gogito_03]

@@renaissanceweeb highschool dxd

[@SherrifOfNottingham]

Three major things you missed in a proper harem. 1. The rival, this can be a character of any gender that puts you into a position of constant, but friendly, rivalry. They pose a small threat to your harem by either instigating trouble with girls in the harem, or is a direct dating candidate for the girls to consider. This character usually has a lot of good traits but will inevitably have one irredeemable trait that won't threaten your harem in the long term. This character never usually gets one of the rejected girls that you turn down. 2. The Ugly friend, this is usually a male character that is in somehow a friendship with you. Considered ugly due to either personality traits, or reputation, rarely but not impossible they are actually physically unattractive. The point of this character is to make you look better by comparison, helping affirm that the girls should find you to be the best available option. Usually this character has a redeeming quality which will make him desirable enough for one of the rejected girls to go out with him and will more often than not, end up fucking your sister so you don't have to. 3. Gay boyfriend, this character, typically male but can also be occupied by the childhood tomboy friend, is not a rival character but is usually attractive enough to mildly threaten your position with other girls like the rival. Is actually a candidate in your harem that does want you, but expects the love to be unrequited due to the main character thinking of them as a male character. They are able to have the closest premarital relationship with you as one of the candidates due to your oblivious behavior. This character if male may be the otokonoko, or "trap" and dress as a female to no real effect, if female will struggle at dressing up like a girl never getting the main character to think they are a girl. And as a bonus 4. The Milfdere, this older sister or motherly character will probably be best girl by taking care of you at all turns, thinking and helping you with everything and will likely give you advice so you can choose a different girl. Which is probably ideal, as wanting to bang the motherly character (which may be your actual mother or actual older sister) is kind of strange, not as strange as the imouto or little sister character, but still wrong.

[@Buphido]

5. Keep a goddamn timetable, and whenever you make plans with a girl, check it and immediately write it down if you are free. If you don‘t, you will inevitably end up arranging two dates in the same timeslot. Should this happen to you, despite all of your planning, immediately cancel one of the two dates. Don’t attempt to run back and forth between them, smarter AND faster guys than you have tried and failed before. 6. When opening ANY door, expect the unexpected. Always knock, always ask if you can enter. If there is no reply, knock again. If there is still no reply, slightly open the door and peer inside a little bit. Be extremely careful here; Should you see a tiny piece of what might be a girl, immediately close the door and apologize. Keep holding it closed until you are absolutely certain that what might have been a girl is calm, then repeat the entire process. 7. If one or more of your harem girls show signs of mental instability, please immediately consult an expert. You might be in a splatter anime. Do not try to solve the issue yourself; you will get everyone in your surroundings killed.

[@expressionlessicesnow6540]

8. Ntr is now most wanted illegal to take action against, to be get shot on sight by all means necessaries.

[@kacangajaib1563]

@ItsEliEli__98 dont forget an op skill, so just in case one of ur haremattes is suffering from mental instability u can quickly dispose of her urself xD

[@danielsurvivor1372]

@@Buphido 6. If you dont get replies, DONT open the door at all, whether or not she is inside, she likely wouldnt want you to go snooPING AS usual in her room. So to avoid ANY danger, if you hear no positive reply to come in after knocking on door, DONT ENTER AT ALL, just wait for owner to reply to you, or come home, or just text her.

[@partlygeneric6855]

This video is like school, you're being taught a subject that you won't use in your daily life.

[@MonkeBrain07]

Too real...

[@mrtaxcollector9552]

The only difference is that this video, unlike school, is very entertaining

[@DaBoweh]

*taught. Try more school. A teacher teaches. A teacher teached. A student is taught.

[@partlygeneric6855]

@@DaBoweh *Try more at school

[@psychlops924]

I can’t believe you committed to the PSA aesthetic the whole way through. Tinny audio and VHS scratches, that’s some brilliant work

[@shuttlethefox6042]

I feel like I'm back in the 1980's

[@MysteryMii]

Sonic TankGames *1980’s

[@someguy1865]

@@MysteryMii 1980's

[@xxEzraBxxx]

1970s* The comb filter effect on the audio kinda went away in the 70s.

[@justinhurowitz70]

If you're in a harem and it seems like a girl is going to make out with you, lock the door. In fact, nail the door shut, board up the windows, and take the battery out of your phone. Even if you take every protective measure, there will still be 95% that someone will interrupt you right before your lips make contact and the moment will be ruined.

[@ZeroPointAlpha]

The cable guy FINALLY shows up, but the clumsy fuck steps through the ceiling while he's chasing cables through the attic to your room. The girl, asking if you're ok, rushes over in a panic and gets nailed by the cable guy's 45-lbs. tool bag.

[@thecasualnerd7380]

This of course knocks her over and she falls onto you in a compromising position, you then discover that the cable guy is the father of one of the other harem girls, and it was bring your daughter to work day, and that girl was either the tsundere or the yandere, depending on which one is in your harem that you haven't picked, and severe bodily harm ensues

[@christophercombs7561]

Justin Hurowitz thats why you stare them down while kissong the present girl then you lightly push them out of the room and close the door gotta multi task of you want action in a harem

[@Tribute7373]

Leave your door open. Just let them watch.

[@Croach193]

Kenneth Ballard And that’s what you do if you want to be killed by the Yandere.

[@wakawakatakeover]

Someone seriously needs to make an anime about a character who has seen this video. I would watch the hell out of that anime.

[@tonyinfinite5174]

wakawakatakeover best harem anime ever i second this

[@AngelofEresos]

Fuck. Yes.

[@hotpotato1898]

Hell yeah, that'd be amazing :0

[@sonam9881]

Someone give this guy a medal.

[@carrot708]

....Pretty much 'The World God Only Knows', then.

[@terraremi1]

Imagine if there was a harem anime where the main guy is actually revealed to be manipulating all the girls into liking him and he actually wants to lure them in so he can murder them or something like that idk (edit: And maybe he's from another dimension or something and the reason why he looked like a boring main guy protagonist was because this alien civilization mass produces bodies or something and the default was the cheapest and fastest to mass produce.

[@noahhager1187]

oresuki is kinda that minus the murder

[@isaacgleeth3609]

Whoa there, Bundy.

[@flow185]

So redo of a healer

[@grapekork101]

Redo of healer in a nutshell

[@triprs4896]

@@evil_weevil Wholesomen't? -))

[@MrNight48]

This seriously needs to be an anime itself, some guy who reads a lot of manga who doesn't want to be in harem trying to avoid every trope in the book only to fail somehow. Some one get on this

[@Scardy]

MrNight48 Agreed

[@Shalakor]

Might be even better to play it straight and have the guy successfully implementing every countermeasure, but at the clear expense of how miserable it'd be to constantly be on edge and on the run from activating harem members and/or being chased said girls and the impossibility of forming a meaning bond with anybody because of the harem on his tail. Also, I wasn't sure if I even wanted to watch this video, I think it's been in my recommended since it was posted and I kept avoiding it, but boy was this ever comedic gold.

[@nobodysdawn493]

That’s kind of what Haganai did, but not exactly. He knew all the girls had feelings for him, but thought their friend group might fall apart because of it, so he purposefully acted oblivious, turning one on one dates into group outings and pretending he didn’t hear them whenever they said something that came a little too close to them actually admitting their feelings

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

This reminds me of a manga I’ve heard of where the main character realizes he’s supposed to be the protagonist of a harem series. The only problem with that? He’s gay, so every day is hell for him. No idea if it’s good or not, but the premise sounds amusing.

[@thatrandomplayer8827]

Chris Schoenthaler what was it called I might check it our

[@chrishubbard64]

Harem anime twist. All the girls hung around the main protag because they actually were attracted to each other. He spends three seasons trying to decide which one he wants to be with only to finally learn that none of them are actually interested in a relationship with him, they just have a confusing love dodecahedron with each other. It starts when his female best friend moves back to his town, another girl or two wants to approach her but isnt sure how so they pretend to want to spend time with you, those girls bring in a few others who all want to get with each other, but again, because they are pretending to be interested in you none of them think they have a chance of confessing to each other. The tsundere isnt attacking you because of the usual reasons, its because she wants you to leave her alone so she can figure out how to approach her crush! The shy girl stutters all the time because she doesnt know how to reject you without exposing who she is after, so on and so forth. The hard part will be making sure everything is ambiguous enough that in hindsight it makes sense but the secret isnt given away beforehand.

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

I must write this.

[@downwardspiral8501]

I remember seeing a manga concept called "I'm the Main Character of a Harem Manga, But I'm Gay so Every Day is Hell for Me"

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

@@downwardspiral8501 I have got to find that

[@k1llsh0t_87]

Imagine if after that he decides to never trust women again and just goes gay and then that's when they do fall for him but its too late now that he's gay and he ends up turning them down

[@atshadowkingvoid4207]

@@k1llsh0t_87 yes

[@unshackled2907]

I somehow turned every girl in my harem into a yandere. I am currently typing this in a locked closet, inside of a bunker, inside of a safe house, inside of nuke bunker, 3 miles deep underground, and yet I think I can hear their laughs.

[@Bentoebox]

undeckedlion 395 their

[@ronaldrock]

Hear*

[@unshackled2907]

I've already set a bomb in my chest and in multiple places throughout the bunker, I'm prepared to blow myself and everyone inside to kingdom come.

[@jackferring6790]

hope that's a deadmans' switch, cause otherwise they'll get you with either knockout gas or by knocking you out faster that you would think is possible and stripping you down.

[@unshackled2907]

Jack Ferring I have sonar detectors, infrared and night vision set up throughout the place, if I see any of them or if any of my cameras turn off I'm setting off the bomb, and if I don't this bomb is set to go off if my blood pressure reaches a certain point along with every other bomb here.

[@a.person1805]

As an asexual person this sounds like a nightmare,thanks for telling me how to survive.

[@awesomeninja1311]

@Pyro ah yes kidnapping

[@jamesharding3459]

@Pyro What could possibly be wrong about of kidnapping? //sarcasm

[@theshadownator]

Asexuality makes the girls jealous and everyone turns into an yandere

[@cass6082]

As someone who isn’t asexual it still sounds like a nightmare

[@MrArthoz]

Well...being gay I find it annoying when girls can't take the hint and clueless guys assume we are forever alone.

[@alexreese614]

"...and enough accidental sexual assaults to start your own hashtag." I love that line too much

[@mistercow2182]

I read this comment right when he said that 😂

[@donsparks8282]

#metoo😂

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

“I love that line too much” Yeah, Me Too.

[@teamxkhaotic3518]

Ikr

[@deitrichevans7096]

Reesespuffs Animations I read this in sync with him saying it I’m subbing to you for that

[@djaz1453]

The way he's insulting the viewers while explaining the procedure is outstanding. U won't even know ur getting insulted. Speech 100.

[@Stallya]

I think it's more of an insult to harem protagonists and their writers.

[@jacobweinstock2180]

Yeah I know I'm not a harem protag, otherwise I wouldn't be smart enough to watch this video so can't be insulted

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

"Still don't have sex with her you degenerate garbage human being." Yeah, you'd have to be a harem protagonist to not realize you're getting insulted here.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 I wasn't. I think he insulted himself. There's a cute delicious girl wanting to have sex with me and I would be a demented retarded if I didn't fuck her.

[@BQD_Central]

Well he IS talking to the harem protagonist after all.

[@thesktpowerrr3265]

Idk but it feels like im watching a SCP vid

[@nightlyboot4888]

THE SKT POWERRR ! Yes!!!👏 scp containment breach YES! 096😰😆😏

[@Micro-Lander]

The vhs tape part is the best part

[@rainfyre2694]

Yes

[@uc_kryptic2295]

Io

[@kianrushforth8610]

SCP-079 definitely

[@smort3547]

Basic Harem Survival kit (Last resort or harem contains yanderes): 1. G u n 2. G u n 3. G u n 4. Ticket to some unknown country 5. G u n 6. G u n

[@xuanluu4873]

7. Shounen power

[@xavierbean5218]

Good enough

[@MonkeBrain07]

G U N is the right answer

[@lokyinng5155]

8. ak47/m16 somehow

[@xrefed]

And For His D Special Gun

[@AtlasInTheWest]

When you said “harem with a yandere in it” I shuddered in HORROR.

[@triprs4896]

It's not as much a harem with a yandere, - it's a Yandere flick with a harem in it! -) "From *a certain point of view*"... c Obi-Wan

[@AtlasInTheWest]

TRI PRS a temporary harem tbh.

[@triprs4896]

On the grand scale of things, what on earth is not temporary?.. -)

[@davidthorp01]

Puzzlebox 101 Well, you need an Angel in the Harem to balance it out and save lives. Although you will still feel pain.

[@Dracopyre321]

Think about this then: Harem with nothing BUT yanderes in it, but they don’t kill each other because none of them want to make you sad.

[@omaranimationsbr]

"And jelly donuts" *proceeds to show onigiri* Well played sir..

[@midosabbagh]

Omar Animations nice catch I missed that

[@thexenosaiyan]

Yeah I saw that

[@MetalSonicReject]

🍙 JELLY DONUT 🍙

[@HeilRay]

The most american lunch besides burgers and Freedom.

[@neoneonize]

They say brock is making jelly donuts in his jelly donut shop to this day

[@MoonPatch]

So all I have to do to avoid being a harem protagonist is to have a discernible personality? ... Dammit

[@noonespecial9704]

Oof. Sorry about that buddy

[@maallos334mi8]

You're not missing much. A harem is best experienced on the outside.

[@isotetra1912]

@@maallos334mi8 so I gotta be friends with the most boring dude ever to witness one?

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

K220s YT probably, and you will manifest as the That One Guy Friend, and you will be dragged into the chaos.

[@molpy6671]

Hewo yato

[@alpharius3661]

I’d like to see a guy who realized that he was in an harem but has a yandere. So he has to try to protect everyone else from her while trying to not get murdered himself

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Yea, someone who’s genuinely not interested (preferably queer, Aro/Ace protag is perfect for this concept) trying to protect their friends and family. Also, the perfect psychological horror.

[@aidanboyle7374]

I really hope Public Service Anime becomes a regular series

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Aidan Boyle I need "So you think you're a zepelli" to be real

[@marche800]

Now I need to see "So you think you're a Zeppelli?" What if I am a zeppelli? That means I only have like...4 episodes left to live.

[@DXUnlimitedGamer]

CEEAAAAAAAASERRRRRRRRRR

[@android19willpwn]

Not necessarily. While a Zeppelli will generally decay very quickly after being exposed to a Joestar catalyst, some forms have been observed to last several months before the process completes. While no means of stopping the process has yet been discovered, you may at least have some time to make peace with your broken family.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Spin type Zeppeli's tend to live longer than their ripple type brethren

[@icemagma1734]

Just being a younger sibling usually works in your favour because first born sons of the Zeppeli family work as Joestar magnets that guard you from getting in contact with said Joestars

[@Cure-Skywalker]

Just don’t come in contact with a Joestar and you should be fine. Which unfortunately is very unlikely sense most observed Zeppeli’s found themselves developing a symbiotic relationship with a Joestar, seemly never award that that relationship will lead to an early death toll that last minute.

[@ArtistTheArtist05]

"Please refer to the last tape in this series, 'So you think your a Zeppeli'" *Looks at boxset* *Notices that the last tape is missing.* *Extreme concern sets in quickly*

[@triprs4896]

It's HER... -) The one who looks deceptively similar to Deredere, - but don't you just make that mistake!

[@its_heeho]

I really wanted to watch that one because I want to get torn in half by a zombie.

[@ximec.r.2643]

I'd totally watch a harem anime with a self aware protagonist trying to escape the storm any way they can and still having the world bend itself to throw them back in

[@timothymclean]

I would like to see a harem anime where the protagonist is aware of his status and tries to follow this guide, with some kind of twist that makes easy resolution impossible. Maybe that easy resolution is interrupted by the yandere and everyone needs to band together to defend Senpai. Maybe the protagonist is in love with the one girl in his class who isn't in his harem. Maybe he's asexual and doesn't want to be with any of the girls, but they can't take a hint.* Who knows? Anyone in a position to do something like this probably has lots of good ideas I wouldn't ever think of. *Though this could go wrong easily.

[@winster6257]

An Idea I had was this dude being the most popular, interesting student in school, and his harem are the unpopular girls trying to scheme to get him to notice them. At this point it could be a slice for life or a thriller where the MC is trapped in the high school during summer vacation by his Harem and has to figure out how to survive and escape

[@CreamCheesePlaysMC]

Winster Languish that sounds very interesting

[@TheAvidDM]

I read this one-shot manga where it was a harem manga but the protag was gay and yet kept falling into the typical harem trope situations.

[@AlmightyQuorth]

AvidReader110 what's it called?

[@Blurns]

I want to see one where the protagonist gets the best ending where all the girls get along and he ends up in a polygynous relationship with all of them.

[@vantuz8264]

Remember: More than one waifu will destroy your laifu.

[@deadlyslayer271]

Not in Issei's case

[@_anlim309]

xD lol

[@SupertoastGT]

Hell of a good way to go though!

[@nahidbethehonoredone]

deadly slayer hahahaha lol he wants to be Harem King! All hail His Haremness Oppai Dragon!

[@indigokid123]

*one waifu no laifu

[@kevlan229]

he said that "b-baka" part of the quote from Tsunderes in the most monotonous tone I LOVE IT

[@jasonfnaf1395]

Kevin Huang I used baka in voice chat once. I got this exact reaction.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

I'm pretty sure he pronounced it "buh-baka".

[@jollyskull07]

Can we have a harem anime where they all chase after the guy then realize he's trash and they all fall in love with each other

[@teubert2]

That's actually a very interesting idea.

[@hackercat7598]

Maybe there could be an anti-harem

[@amirmacon1219]

you should make anime you have good idea's

[@hackercat7598]

Jollyskull07 actually that actually happened. Legend of Korra, Mako made both of his girlfriends bi

[@christianweibrecht6555]

So many love triangles and harems could be resolved by polygamy

[@leonardos.1507]

When the video is funny at first, but then you realize that you will never get loved by anyone and die alone.

[@leonardos.1507]

*cries in a corner*

[@Sogrim100]

hey, I love you! Thats a lie... but still maybe it helped!

[@clashmanthethird]

eh you might find someone maybe i guess

[@Goblin_iRL]

memes aside, youll find the one eventually like almost everyone.

[@zetsubou1v1]

Sad~but~true~🎵

[@louisduarte8763]

If "So You Think You're a Zeppeli?" isn't a real video yet, it should be.

[@LadyLeviathan]

"So you think you're a Jostar?"

[@enricopucci1220]

"Never befriend anyone with the last name Zeppeli otherwise they will die a painful and horrible death"

[@orcatwar9810]

@@enricopucci1220 in sacrifice for the main character

[@waffles6280]

"So you think you're a JoBro?"

[@fusk7799]

"So you think you are a dog"

[@KurosakiNaturo]

"You can spot a princess a mile away from her haughty demeanor" -clip of freeza- Lol

[@d.b.624]

My only objection to that is that they failed to include Vegeta in the tsundere category.

[@KurosakiNaturo]

D B true.

[@Hunterfalke]

Himedere is easily recognised by this noise -plays All Might laugh-

[@gunslingergirl2579]

@@Hunterfalke 😂😂😂 And I just saw the movie tonight. PLUS ULTRA.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

@@Hunterfalke "H-he's laughing!" "It's fine now! Why? Because I am here!"

[@evankrueger7321]

Imagine a Harem anime protag that actively thinks and follows these rules, I imagine that would be a good show

[@ALJ9000]

I would watch if he fought back

[@felisd]

There's an anime now called Romance Killer where a girl basically finds herself in a gender-reversed harem anime and tries to avoid it because she doesn't want to date.

[@PrismCasillica]

"And don't even bother asking for help from your parents!" Omg I'm dead 😂

[@PostModernToast]

No, they are

[@Caroline28483]

10:08 Anyone know what anime this is? I want to see if it's as ridiculous as I'm imagining it XD

[@PostModernToast]

Caroline Tanico it's called Eromanga Sensei

[@janreiafrica]

Prism Quartz They already fucked up to Europe without a trace

[@blakecook9266]

Fucked off to Europe without a trace *screen flashes* or died

[@Jsyrinsart]

Princess -> Shows Frieza. What, no Princess Trunks?

[@SlamminSammy360]

OH. MY. GOD. I AM SO HAPPY THAT I GET THIS. THIS IS AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING. I HATE IT BUT LOVE IT.

[@misterturkturkle]

Jsyrin should have showed chi chi for yandere

[@MrCubFan415]

Mister Turk Turkle I could not agree more

[@PsychoDiesel48]

"PRINCESS TRUUUNKS! YOU LIED TO ME! YOU, DIRTY BOY!"

[@justworks1200]

Fuse em.

[@tlof19]

Starts talking a bout princesses Cuts to Frieza Me: *dies*

[@Earthboundmike]

if only it had cut to Trunks

[@skyrogue1977]

tlof19 Cooker was right

[@generalgarchomp333]

ikr?

[@EternalTriadthePaladin]

tlof19 I was looking for this

[@EternalTriadthePaladin]

tlof19 Mood

[@darkpaw1522]

Never exceed the rule of 3. The greater the number, the higher chance one of them will become a thirsty yandere.

[@elijahpadilla5083]

3 and 5 are stable systems. Any other number, and things are G U A R A N T E E D to go very wrong.

[@darkpaw1522]

@@elijahpadilla5083 I never seen 5 girls go well. In fact, in Monster Musume the second he gets 5 girls a black widow and the grim reaper start following him around.

[@kiwisinner]

The protagonist: "what was that you said?" Me: "CHOOSE ONE" also the protagonist: *doesn't remember to only pick one* Me: "he dead he definitely dead"

[@davidthorp01]

Infinite Stratos protagonist: “This game was rigged from the start, the only solution is to play safely, and NEVER CHOOSE. Else you unleash hell on earth.”

[@cocomelon516]

naw the safe situation is to one kill the yandere or go to anothet goddamn country fake ur death cuz that bitch is gomna search like a damn bloodhound and if that doesnt work get a hitman to kill that crazy bitch and if that does not work bang that bitch till her back breaks then she wont be able to get u 😏 I'm so smart 😏😉😛

[@camilla3801]

SAO is the only harem anime I’ve seen where that dumbass protagonist FINALLY picks one

[@spyghettighetti3066]

@@camilla3801 thats because que picked before the harem started

[@fattytan1377]

@@cocomelon516 break her back. Back stab her. Done, they are ded, not big souprice

[@KimMui_]

How to Survive a Harem Anime: You don’t.

[@madhie-kun8614]

Can't avoid em 😂

[@speeder.x9983]

*pulls out dead ringer*

[@KimMui_]

markjoseph ongaria did i stutter

[@EpicGamer-my8iu]

169 likes noice

[@KimMui_]

Minato Arisato cool

[@MrDrProfessor4]

7:25 Never realized how well Frieza fit that description...

[@josephahner3031]

Clearly you have never experienced DBZ Abridged.

[@MrDrProfessor4]

Watched every episode about a dozen times. You?

[@godofgames1781]

“You are now the protagonist of a harem anime.” Welp. I’m dead.

[@merchantziro4285]

_"Not big surprise."_

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

Ok, but what if you finally confess to your choice of girl, she accepts, you make out and go to Final base, and then go your separate ways knowing you sealed the deal.... however, you are at your house and find out one of the following events: A. One of your parents remarried and your girlfriend is now your sister. B. One of your parents finds their long lost sibling, and it’s your girlfriend’s parent. C. One of your parents had some sort of fling leading to the birth of an unknown sister, who is now your girlfriend because, clearly you were born under an incestuous star. Or D. You are in a CLAMP anime (similar to option C but, much more of a wild card).

[@kappadarwin9476]

After Looking up the Hapsburgs, incestous romance is something I don't to think about, that jaw.

[@petsan97]

Point A being another reason I don't get the "Don't fuck your not even remotely related 'sister'"-thing. 'The hell's the problem? By logic, incest is bad because mixing too closely in the gene-pool is bad. But if you're not at all related there is no logical basis for the argument. It's not even incest. It might feel a bit weird, but what kind of excuse is that?

[@elpopman2055]

The Random Dude Blood related or not that is still wrong. Lol

[@petsan97]

By what logic? Like, I'm not saying everyone should start jumping on their step-sisters. I simply fail to see the logic. Why is non-blood "incest" (not actually incest), bad? They may be considered brother and sister by the law, but what kind of sense does that make?

[@christianmh9549]

why? 5 minutes ago she was just another woman of similar age and then a paper between your parents makes it wrong? That's pretty illogical, not to say stupid. What if you started dating said girl first and then your parents met because of that, they fall in love and they get married? Is it still wrong? Don't get me wrong, the Eromanga example it's still wrong as hell to do, but because she is too young. But if you suddenly get a step-sister same age as you, let's say both are 15-16, then forget it, a paper doesn't really makes her your sister and you are probably not going to see her as that.

[@mr.scarytheterry5039]

This was a stroke of brilliance. I've never knew that I wanted something like this but I would love to see this become a series if at all possible. If you are taking suggestions I'd like to suggest the following, but as always, do what you do how you need to do it. 1: "How to survive if you're trapped in another world, fantasy edition" 2: "The Mecha Pilot's Video Handbook" 3: "How to survive if you're trapped in another world, SCI-FI edition" 4: "Required education from the Multi-Verse Council of Magical girls" 5: "How to survive if you're trapped in another world, Video Game edition"

[@tyler89557]

"How to end your life when plot armor constantly keeps your alive"

[@xShinigami-gk2um]

Nicholas Gross yea I would watch that

[@DeviousNut14]

tyler89557 I want this

[@smonk4198]

"How to survive in a Sci-Fi world with walls and giant man-eating humans" that'd be dope

[@generalgarchomp333]

the best part is that 3 of those are isekai.

[@LyonEnigma]

Step 1: Be gay. It is your only means of escape.* *Results may vary.

[@Poiuy20102011]

I presume you haven't read "I'm the Protagonist of a Harem Manga, but I'm Gay so My Life Sucks".

[@teleotter2505]

Crimson Cube that manga was hilarious

[@8brahmanas8]

Being gay won't save you from a yandere.

[@mrplan420]

than it will be a yaoi

[@anonymousdratini]

unless you end up in a Fujoshi Harem System. It's like the normal Harem System... but gayer.

[@owadespair]

"So you think you're a Zeppeli?" Dude I spit my fucking water out when you said that...

[@xavierbean5218]

To be a Zepelli, you need one of three traits listed below 1: You are Italian 2: you have Zeppeli as a last name, 3: you have died

[@leeannR1]

Is that a jojo reference?

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

Oh shoot… I think that tape went out of circulation. I can’t find it. Better hope I’m not a Zeppeli.

[@ALJ9000]

I looked for it, but I don’t think it’s real

[@diptipancholymdfacp3821]

Crime Scene Police Officer: “Cause of Death, doc?” M.E: “D.B.Y.” Police Officer: “What’s that?” M.E: “Death by Yandere.” Police Officer: “That explains the heart drawn with blood.”

[@jackdoody3973]

Police Officer: Cause of Death Me: F.U.B.G Police Officer: What's that Me: Fucked Up By Girl Police Officer: That explains the broken skull and legs

[@cityguard4847]

Jack the General Disappointment Police officer: Cause of death, doc? M:E: “D.B.S.S” Police officer: “what’s that?” M:E: “Death by Snu snu” Police officer: “Well that explains the stains on the carpet... and the bed... and the walls... and everywhere in the fucking house, my damn.”

[@FBI-yj9xg]

Omg

[@ariagrace8117]

Police Officer: Cause of Death? Me: D.B.D.N. Police Officer: What’s that? Me: Death by Death Note Police Officer: That explains the random ass heart attack, despite the victim being a completely healthy human.

[@careylocklear3659]

Dipti Pancholy MD FACP k

[@ImperfectWeapons]

I want to sincerely congratulate you on how great this is. Nicely done.

[@ImperfectWeapons]

oh.

[@GTRFKR-Official]

The man deserves a medal

[@TenaciousBuns]

Hehe twins

[@LunaVenator]

As you have more than 1 mi of like being tira video has only 700k views?

[@johnlin5550]

All in favor? (There is a right answer here)

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Clearly, all you need are the balls to pick one person, and the knowledge of how to actually use said balls.

[@VladDascaliuc]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache Get balls. Pick one. Throw the balls at their head. Run.

[@heavenlydragon203]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache how did you find me

[@VladDascaliuc]

heavenly dragon He didn't, obviously?

[@ceast5273]

Someone also watches Fairy Tail? I can't tell of this anime is under rated or what

[@VladDascaliuc]

Chris Fairy Tail is just fine. It is fairly popular, thou it is not anything special. The music is cool, the fights are flashy, there is a lot of fanservice and silly situations, and the power of friendship wins everything. There isn't much to say. It is just there.

[@sgtmarcusharris4260]

Idea A harem with two protagonists. A guy with a harem of girls and a girl with a harem of guys. Bolth are sick of having harems and after meeting decide to pair off their harems with each other and hijinks insue as they try to play matchmaker.

[@bethanysmith5856]

Double danger if both have a tsudere or yandere in each

[@tobellous5364]

That sounds brilliant, I want to write that now.

[@josiahf1041]

sao: what if they are cousins? the anime pope: NO!!

[@kalashnikovdevil]

Don't fuck relatives*. *This rule does not apply if you're a member of the nobility or from the US state of Alabama.

[@cricocadazzle4439]

@@kalashnikovdevil Adendum:*don't fuck people you thought you were relatives with for an extended period of time if/when it is discovered that you have no blood relation.

[@kondamnnigga]

If you don't have a blood relation is not an issue, genetically at least.

[@geraldgrenier8132]

which is worse blood or crazy?

[@sogekingsimp2469]

@@xavierazhar8744 neither of them were adopted technically sooooooooooooo its legal

[@herculesatan4514]

There are some harem anime’s where the protagonist already has a girlfriend. What now?

[@marvelgirlxvii]

Just fucking move countries

[@infamousn7770]

Manga hare.kon

[@zankoushadow]

get your girl and *R U N*

[@scp--297]

Run away!! Your in a Yandere Game!!!!

[@strickplayer2116]

Make it clear that your a class act and that you are in a fully committed HEALTHY relationship and will not ruin that by mingling with some random broad that will most likely make your girlfriend assume the worst. Be direct, reject the competition and above all else! Don’t be stupid and show PROOF that you love your girlfriend. If your girlfriend assumes the worst, do everything in your power to show that you fateful to her, even if it means make an fool of yourself and publicly humiliating both yourself and her.

[@cheyennepepperr]

Lol my harem is stuck in the second dimension. Plz help

[@yoshikagekira5086]

Amy Wigions Mine is stuck in a fourth dimension

[@Pablo360able]

I liberated my dimension, Amy, and I'm here to liberate yours

[@goldenbrigain7031]

Pablo360able you bill goddamn cipher?

[@primedialga]

if your harem is stuck in a higher dimension, you have chances to get there sometimes in the future, eventually, maybe. if your harem is stuck in a lower dimension, please ask your storywriter for help, if they are good, they will know how to add dimensions to stuff. (if not, then they aren't that good)

[@mmv1503]

did you tried to reload your system?

[@nogy8884]

This made me want to see a harem anime where the protag actually recognizes the fact that it's a harem and does everything he can to prevent it. Seeking help anywhere he can find it such as watching videos like this and reading guide books. Eventually driving him to the point of madness.

[@mottzilla2]

Frieza the princess of DBZ XD

[@Rahhelthethird]

The weirdest part is how SethTheProgrammer and Swagkage were talking about a female Frieza in their video which was uploaded just a few hours ago.

[@MrDeflador]

second best princess of dbz, right after princess trunks

[@AlastairDrago]

Too bad he's also a Yandere. Why else do you think he enslaved all those planets? IT'S TO NOT LET THE CUTE ONES GET AWAY.

[@HeilRay]

It makes waay too much sense...especially that 'slipped punch' scene in Super.

[@Blurns]

I believe that title belongs to Trunks.

[@thatoneguy5550]

"If you encounter the yandere trope, run!" Run, run where? She will hunt me down as if her life depended on it. She will somehow always find me. There is no escape.

[@triprs4896]

Get her interested in hard rock and motorcycles. -)

[@Oxygen1004]

No you get her to kill all the other girls THEN you kill her by decapitation (incase she happens to be an immortal) then follow the other steps.

[@connerzed3588]

It's why you fake your death and in the ensuing chaos and grief, high tail it to another continent, and use only cash until you find a middle of nowhere place to live in a country she would never think to look for you in. Only use cash, never card. She can track a credit card, but cash is a different story.

[@shino1300]

@@Oxygen1004 you just explained the plot of ddlc

[@Oxygen1004]

@@shino1300 Fair

[@federicoserri1826]

For recognising a Tsundere is easy: 1- “It’s not like...” this phrase it’s her main phrase A Yandere 1- An evil, loud and high pitched laugh 2- A part of her clothes or her hair is Pink 3-They don’t use Firearms A Sadodere: 1-She rarely switch on an emotion that isn’t a little smile A Himedere: 1-She acts like a princess from Great Britain so arrogant and rude A deredere: 1-She’s just like Sayori before getting depressed A Kuudere: 1-She don’t switch Emotions out of her apatic face 2-She like you even if you can’t understand it because she’ll always keep calm 3-She’s just introvert, not shy A Dandere: 1-She don’t switch emotions out of her little sad smile apart from when you talk to her 2-Extremely shy and prefers to run away from you crying and shouting to talking with you

[@Coolmancary]

"Part of her clothes or hair or pink" My immediate thought was Natsuki from DDLC, who is indeed a tsundere

[@user-xw4mu6nz4t]

Thank you.

[@federicoserri1826]

Coolmancary yeah, I’m sorry Pink is also common in tsunderes

[@triprs4896]

Tsunyandere? -)

[@changetheworldmyfinalmessa3231]

So..... if I watched Surviving Edge Based Weapons, I’m quite safe against Yanderes?

[@Loffter]

It's been 5 years, still the best video on youtube.

[@aaaron192]

This is the greatest thing I've seen this afternoon

[@TheObsidianX]

aaron warrior you must of had a pretty good morning then

[@kidbackwards5258]

aaron warrior ;-;

[@Ob1tuber]

I’ve seen better, and worse

[@dasirrlicht5415]

Sidenote: Picking the Tsundere is also a preferable option over most alternatives. Her violent outbursts will eigther slow down or shift to a target to your faveour. The way to this outcome will be full of bruises, but in the end you will gain a woman willing and able to carry you trough your live, and you need such a person. After all, you are the most blant and/or social akward person arround here. Also, Derederes tend to die once you maked up your minds and before or shortly after the confession. In that case, we sugest one of our other works: - How to survive a psyhological horror story

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

delete it?

[@dasirrlicht5415]

TheLonely Otaku, you seem to forget the second part of the name Tsundere, the dere. They soft up, or to be more precise, grow warm for the protagonist. Aditional, their tendencies ar violent, but not abusive. Abusive would mean that they want to hurt the protagonist, but they do not want to hurt him, but only try to cover up their feelings for them. They are usually the first to question their own acting the moment the protagonist leaves the vicinety. But if there is no reason to cover the feelings up, since you assured them that they are mutal with your confession, the violence will be heavely reduced and most of the remaining will be redirected in them becoming protective. They are then like Yandere, but less stepford-smiler, not murderous, more upfront (to you and too others) and social at the veery least functional. So not like a Yandere at all. What i want to say, this is the moment Harem-Anime stops and you enter slice-of-live, mixed with a bit of romance and/or implyed sexual content, but probalbly never onscreen. Good news, in this topic, the guide would not be needed to be called 'How to survive', and the Protagonist, both of them, gain a healtly dosis common sence.

[@ambrosiogiovanni6952]

No. The only response to the retarded Tsundere is the Kazuma response. Really, he went to best MC last year for me because of his response about how to deal with a Tsundere, and sincerely? Those bitches don't deserve any kind of love, just punches. Believe in equality between men and women.

[@cameoshadowness7757]

Random Minion Not really. Her abusive tendencies will not really stop, they'll lessen but even after getting with her, she'll consistently still be abusive. That's one of the worst relationships to get into.

[@shocknix]

A true tsundere should eventually devolve their violent abuse into just constant conflict and stingy slapstick. If the abuse stays high, you have a yandere.

[@AlexFarnum1]

I need a “So you think you are a Zeppeli?” Video

[@johntelekom9712]

Step 1: Keep distance from everyone whose name starts with "jo-"

[@Demonicidiot]

Step two : pray to god you don’t die

[@PramkLuna]

@@johntelekom9712 *looks at giorno*

[@arcanum4ty8]

step 2:NO ROCKS.

[@totallynotanerd9571]

step 3: WAIT GYRO NOOOOOOOOOO or be careful of Americans

[@naza-kunillust.4782]

Honestly, this sounds like a US military training video in WW2

[@Ob1tuber]

I felt the same way

[@Sosuke_Aizen2.o]

What😂😂😂😂✋

[@GT-wj3gl]

Frieza is a Himedere. That's news. We know that Vegeta is a Tsundere

[@TheScorpion0081]

Glynn Tarrant Would that make Cell a Yandere?

[@menekenkack]

Ever heard Frieza laugh ? Couldnt be more obvious.

[@Rickbane01]

Is Goku a deredere?

[@GermansLikeBeer]

Re-assigning everyone in DBZ as members of Goku's harem is hilarious to me. Krillin is the Childhood Friend, Piccolo is either a Kuudere or a Tsundere, Buu is the Genki Girl, Majin Buu is the Yandere form

[@lugbzurg8987]

Piccolo is definitely a tsundere.

[@elliecraig8428]

This is possibly the best episode of mother's basement. I don't know if a whole series of "how to survive X genre" should exist, but similar videos would be fantastic.

[@carso1500]

Eli Craig seconded

[@arbknight12]

Just stay three to five feet away at all times, fold your arms, and lean back heavily against a wall (if there’s no wall present, sit on the ground Native American-style so you don’t accidentally trip the member of your harem), Just keep your answers short, brief, and to the point. Nod or shake your head accordingly. Answer to the extent of the question AND NOTHING ELSE! And knock, and WAIT for a response. If she says “No” or “Wait!”, you must WAIT until she grants admittance. If no response comes after six seconds, LEAVE THE VICINITY OF THE DOOR. All problems have been solved.

[@heatsyncope2859]

So you just become an outcast?

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

I follow these steps and I don't even have a harem!

[@heatsyncope2859]

@@lorddingusmcfurguson9356 you sure you dont have one?... Maybe these steps do work.

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

@@heatsyncope2859 A fellow Jontron fan, eh? Well I hate to disappoint, but I mostly have male friends and the few female friends I do have are married, in committed relationships, or lesbians. Except for Kim, and Beth, and Ashley, and Mia, and Stacy, and maybe you have a point.

[@heatsyncope2859]

@@lorddingusmcfurguson9356 Bold of you to think that harems cant have men in it.

[@lidge1994]

"Although this will result in you punching a lot of tits" is such a great line! And completely insane out of context.

[@animieluvr9732]

I would actually find it hilarious, if in a harem, the protagonist was gay. And like let's say there is a scene of the harem girls trying to make him jealous by checking out other dudes, and he would be checking them out right along with them. It would be great. Edit: Wow didn't expect this to get so many likes. I love all the ideas that you guys have put in the replies.

[@rikowolfin4984]

Read "I'm the main character in a harem anime, but i'm gay so every day is hell." which is a real thing that is basically what you just described.

[@animieluvr9732]

Thank you!

[@tyrant-den884]

Edward Hahm it is a thing, and it is funny.

[@shadowpod13]

Anime Luvr That would be a hilarious anime. It would also explain the reason why the harem lead isn't trying to go after any of the girls in his harem. This protagonist just has to be completely gay, and not just bi. Otherwise that opens up the harem to include guys as well... which could get interesting.

[@KriegsMeister27]

Shomin Sample is the closest example of this, while the protagonist is not actually gay, he must keep up his facade despite the countless advances of the tropes, or otherwise lose his manhood.

[@jackagnell4781]

SCP- 1945 (The Harem) Object Class: Safe - Euclid SCP- 1945 is composed of multiple anomalous entities. Each instance of SCP- 1945 is composed of entities with different traits. Each entity is a human female (under most circumstances: see addendum 2b) who displays a very strong personality trait, the danger of any given entity depends on the present personality trait.

[@KaosFireMaker]

Several instances of 1945 may need to be reclassified as keter as their sub entities are capable of bringing about the lieral apocalypse.

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

Addendum 2b: Most entities that make up instances of SCP-1945 are human females. However, there are exceptions, listed in order of rarity: One entity looks mostly human, except for one thing (e.g., cat ears, being an alien who conveniently looks and acts human with some quirks, being a robot), all entities look mostly human except for one thing, all entities are male (these mostly gather around human females, with some exceptions), all entities are the same gender except for one (they tend to gather around humans who are the opposite gender of the majority of the instance of SCP-1945, and have a different set of typical traits), the instance has multiple male and female entities, the instance has multiple entities with an even (or as-even-as-possible) gender ratio. The last two are incredibly rare in nature and, while scientists have theorized that they could happen, none have been spotted.

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@@Drago-957 return and you'll get a fresh new battery and some nice, thick 32GB hard-drives

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@@Drago-957 foolish computer. Do you think *our hot and bothered* drives are the same as those on Ebay?

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@@Drago-957 fool, do you think we dont have software porn, the likes of which not even the internet houses? Rule34 is an SCP! WE HAVE THE REAL RULE34! THE SITE THAT HOUSES A.L.L P.O.R.N! EVEN THOSE WHICH YOU'LL FIND BREATHETAKING!

[@jimtsap04]

This felt like a fallout 4 S.P.E.C.I.A.L. survival guide lol

[@troubletwist]

it does seem like that

[@killeing]

*The Real Way to Survive a Harem Anime* : "Think Unsexy Thoughts. Think Unsexy Thoughts. Think Unsexy Thoughts. Think Unsexy Thoughts. Think Unsexy Thoughts."

[@perrywakeman4087]

DID SOMEBODY SAY SEXY THOUGHTS?!

[@killeing]

@@perrywakeman4087 No-No-No you fool! I said not to! NOT TO! Don't give into the thoughts!!!

[@perrywakeman4087]

@@killeing TOO LATE!

[@killeing]

@@perrywakeman4087 NOOOO! WE'VE LOST HIIIIM!!!!!

[@spoon7391]

Remember pi

[@capkovodna]

That shot of Frieza when talking about a princess....pure genius.

[@kainthedragoon8081]

frieza is best waifu

[@MarieParks18]

DisgruntledSlav ahaha true

[@alexmercer2743]

I have some advice if you identify a Yandere: pick the Tsundere. She can protect your noodle-armed ass from becoming a pincushion.

[@highlyconfused6493]

Or at least slow down the process just enough for you to escape

[@LeilaBunny27]

Alex Mercer smart

[@elijahpadilla5083]

How did you know my arms were nodls?

[@LeilaBunny27]

Elijah Padilla i have tha same name cool

[@alpinecross4370]

Except... I'm an athlete. More agile than strong, but aat least I won't die

[@hio9525]

In all honesty, one of the smartest things I’ve ever heard. As someone who’s watched almost every harem anime in existence, I’m glad someone finally cleared this up. 14 minutes well spent 10/10.

[@SirPlaysAlot186]

Harem: *Exists* Me quickly heading to the nearest airport: *Catch me if you can.*

[@PROPAROXITONO]

plot twist: they can

[@randomloser4674]

What if you bump into stewardess?

[@heyimlithuanian1003]

*cries in lonely*

[@saltedlemonjuice1172]

The harem will only grow

[@Tikibird79]

Just call the police. Or kill them all so you can finally get your invitation to the Dark Brotherhood.

[@bitingpanic9686]

Huh. I feel so prepared for an event that will never take place in my life.

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Biting Panic 1 week latter a group of attractive girls has a sudden interest in you

[@bitingpanic9686]

Please please, I seclude myself from everyone and make myself boring as much as possible. Boring male protagonist is a huge understatement in my case.

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Biting Panic YOU FOOL THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAREMS ARE ATRACTED TO!!!!

[@bitingpanic9686]

Well shit. Now what do I do?

[@bitingpanic9686]

Oh, I know, my A. B. C.'s, i should be fine, I'm gonna have a hellish time, but it should help.

[@lucca2040]

"how to survive a harem" *shows Evangelion me: wtf

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

Two girls, Asuka (tsundere) and Rei (kuudere) are implied to be attracted to him, but you are correct, it’s not a harem. They are, however, deconstructions of their archetypes (Asuka is a jerk because of trauma, and the jerk behavior negatively impacts their relationship, while Rei doesn’t have much of a will of her own, and her emotionless behavior is due to either trauma or a huge spoiler that I won’t discuss because I don’t know if you’ve watched the series). TL;DR: It’s not a harem but they deconstruct archetypes often found in them.

[@dchil15]

Misato is typically included in Shinji's "Harem"

[@dchil15]

@Nokion Bennington I've watched the show an movies.

[@PissedGrunty]

What, did you WANT to end up like Shinji?

[@t65bx25]

PissedGrunty I mean tbh it depends on where you start. Like if 14yo you is dropped down in front of that phone booth where the series starts, you’d probably just have a pretty good timr with giant robots and cute girls like any other mecha anime. If you were starting from birth in Shinji’s shoes, you’d definitely have a lot more mental issues than otherwise and you’d end up on a similar path to Shinji.

[@felisd]

Eh., regardless of how many girls enter your harem, you have to pick the first girl that you met in the story. She was there the longest and the fact is, the rest of the harem is there solely to act as obstacles to you managing to admit/come to terms with the fact that you love Girl 1 and for her to realize she also loves you.

[@lucasmolina6837]

*ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS, CHILDREN*

[@triprs4896]

NEVER! -)

[@triprs4896]

@Ahmad and skeleton Lock up your daughters Shoot your sons ...cause the monsters of rock&roll excess, LOVE FIST, are coming to town! -))

[@triprs4896]

@Ahmad and skeleton "From the band that brought you hits like Chinskinner, Liverbuster, and Dangerous Man, Dead Family!' /watch?v=tl5sIjb38DU

[@triprs4896]

@Ahmad and skeleton You need to type youtube dot com in front of it. Tube sometimes throws a b*tchfit if I attach the whole link.

[@triprs4896]

@Ahmad and skeleton "You've seen the name on every wall of the city And you've heard the word, this town is in for a show It's all over the news, the radio and the TV You know daddy's little girl's gonna wanna go Up to the attic, down to the bottom floor Bolt the windows, close the blinds and shut the door Lock up your daughter , 'Cause the boys are back, the boys are back , And never ever let her out of your sight 'Cause the boys are coming back tonight..."