MovieBob Reviews: The Wandering Earth

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[@grfrjiglstan]

"...Turn the Earth into a giant spaceshi-" _review off_ _ticket bought_

[@MP-lc7vy]

Science fiction is a helluva drug. lol

[@nifralo2752]

That s The plot to the Dalek Invasion of Earth

[@user-ym7kr8gl5i]

at first glance I thought you were saying giant spaghetti monster 0w0

[@JG-eo1ck]

When disaster strikes. Hollywood: Let's find a new earth. Chinese: Bring the earth, let's find a new sun.XD

[@yoyohb4938]

The Three body lives:"We got three suns over here!"

[@yidetao5623]

@@yoyohb4938 three thousands years later, after the three body reaches the earth's solar system," WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EARTH?"

[@meowskylev4785]

@@yidetao5623 话说地球要去的半人马星座还正巧就是三体人的原始星系）

[@waynemicah3786]

I guess I'm quite randomly asking but does anybody know a good place to watch new series online ?

[@leonidaslevi9595]

@Wayne Micah lately I have been using flixzone. Just google for it =)

[@galattthegreat]

Having seen it, it's even better than it sounds

[@weirdaljedifan2]

We should take the Earth, and *push* it somewhere else!

[@ionbadger9450]

That might just be crazy enough...TO GET US ALL KILLED!

[@Lunictd]

I was searching for this comment. Thank you!

[@stephensmith7327]

Wasn’t this a episode of Futurama

[@youhengchen9675]

A person of culture

[@rrrozess9547]

Then the movie wasn’t be as interesting you idiot

[@NoobLord9001]

“Why don’t we just take Earth... and move it somewhere else?!” A Patrick Star Production

[@canis2020]

Just so everyone know, Netflix bought the rights and is translating it for wide release. Not sure when but the translation language list is massive. I, for one, can't wait.

[@nilus2k]

*Crosses fingers and hopes for an Esperanto dub*

[@Marylandbrony]

@@nilus2k **Crosses fingers for a Tibetian dub**

[@jamesmallone]

*Cross fingers Netflix won't raise the rates again in the next 6 month.... oh who are we kidding, that shit's guaranteed to happen!*

@@Marylandbrony your mother is dead

[@lamichka]

seen it. 5/10 vissuals are awewsome but the writing idiotic.

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

Who's flying this planet? Oh, God, bear's flying the planet!

[@SkolneyVikings]

How can that be?

[@drluv2099]

Tom cruise show me the money!

[@nilus2k]

Axel Foley and Judge Reinhold Not Pikachu, don't sue

[@chiuhungwong4460]

It was explained in the movie. The main driver, which set the course of earth was the gravitation force of Jupiter. Hence they flew nearby that planet. But gravitation spikes occurred, which was not foreseen.

[@Bobson_Dugnutt_Esq]

Someone took that whole "spaceship earth" thing from Epcot VERY literally.

[@apollion888]

Epcot took it from R. Buckminster Fuller. He was such a genius that the person he took it from was himself.

[@nilus2k]

Does Dame Judi Dench narrate the whole movie?

[@jamesmallone]

"Whoooo says we are lost again, in this lonely world? I SAAAY we can start again, we're on the same ship, It's called Starship EAAAAARTH!!!"

[@stanj85]

I'm actually really interested in how other cultures might create some of our genre staples. I really hope we see more of these because I'm sure someone will come up with a bat shit crazy idea "that just might work".

[@jessielefey]

What brought me back into anime was the entire trend of "what if western superheroes but Japanese" is absolutely fascinating and breaths of every kind of fresh airs, so I am absolutely all for "what if Roland Emmerich disaster movie but Chinese" and every possible future variation of "what if but ". "What if Fallout but Russian" is the entire conceit of the Metro series, and that's amazing too. Silent Hill is "what if New England Gothic but Japanese". It's almost always amazing, and it's *always* fascinating. (Half of why Firefly is so good is "what if Cowboy Bebop but American and live action" where Cowboy Bebop is "what if 70's American adult cartoons but Japanese", and the google translate of the cultural exchange is just... it's so good. When cultural exchange doesn't happen at gunpoint, it's always a benefit to both cultures.)

[@QwertyCaesar]

I remember that Ken Watanbe remade Unforgiven as a samurai flick, basically doing a reverse of what the american western had long done.

[@jco2641]

Seriously true. Also in the vein that a LOT of hollywood movie ideas are in the vein 'What if The Seven Samurai but '.

[@yoyohb4938]

Actually, you can watch a hack version of this movie on KZbin.

[@pantslesswrock]

I've got one for you then: One Cut Of The Dead. It's a Japanese film about a low budget zombie movie being made when actual zombies attack the set. I just saw it at the Portland International Film Festival and it blew me away. I also highly recommend going in not knowing anything beyond the premise. Just set yourself about eighty minutes, watch the sub because this thing is unfortunately never gonna see a wider release, and enjoy.

[@samualwatkins]

I remember back in second grade when we learned about the life cycle of stars and our own star and had this same idea. Fucking awesome!

[@infinitewordcount]

I've read a bunch of Liu Cixin stories, including the source material for this movie, and I admire his willingness to go for the biggest scale, highest concept ideas available even though it makes some of his stories impossible to take seriously. I thought the original Wandering Earth story was just kind of okay, possibly hampered by lackluster translation, so I'm pretty eager to see it visualized through this movie. Now when are we going to get a Three Body Problem trilogy?

[@turandotw2735]

I’ve read the book three body, in Chinese only. I heard that it’s better to read it in English, coz Liu is not at express on writing.

[@infinitewordcount]

@@turandotw2735 Probably. Ken Liu translated the first and third books in the trilogy, and while that wasn't the only reason I enjoyed them more than the second one and the Wandering Earth collection, I think it played a part.

[@leonstrya3677]

The movie copyright of Three Body Problem has been sold to a small company and they claimed to have finished shooting ages ago. However, due to the terrible quality, internal review gives absolute negative feedbacks, so they've decided not to release it. Until someone else buys the copyright from them, it won't be filmed again.

[@cyc20976]

@@infinitewordcount I also liked Ken Liu's translation of the Three Body trilogy more. Ken Liu gave more depth into his translation, probably because he is a writer himself. Joel Martinsen translations is a little flat. I suspect he translates it as is, which doesnt work well reading it in english.

[@BrezelCeviche]

@@leonstrya3677 last thing I heard Amazon was producing a series

[@Rocketboy1313]

"So this is a movie for children?" "No, we are taking it dead seriously and aiming it at the broadest possible audience." "But it has the emotional payoff of a My Little Pony episode?" "Exactly, we are taking this seriously and aiming for the broadest possible audience. Naked sincerity does that."

[@Superphilipp]

My Little Pony is much more mature than this.

[@firefly4f4]

OK, this is actually playing at my local theatre. I may have to check it out.

[@Marylandbrony]

I hope it plays in the Baltimore area.

[@playererror4044]

Well I need to see this now... because, well... earth is a giant spaceship is the starting point Why would I not want to see it?

[@MattMcIrvin]

We almost saw this last weekend, but the showing was nearly sold out, couldn't get good seats.

[@MattMcIrvin]

Saw it on streaming. Very, very Liu Cixin with a dash of "Armageddon".

[@alistairrazi7303]

Thank you for your review. The Wandering Earth SciFi movie is the best movie I have ever watched in my life.

[@lamichka]

lol. YOu didnt was much then. :D

[@ewhac]

So: "Space: 1999," but with the Earth, and on purpose.

[@DrewLSsix]

And surprisingly way more realistic!

[@cyc20976]

Why do people need to compare films with each other, especially with foreign films. In Space 1999 the moon got launched into space by an accidental nuclear waste depot explosion. This film is a deliberate and calculated voyage of the earth to another solar system. So the story has no resemblance with each other whatsoever.

[@joshmartin2744]

@@cyc20976 Associations are literally how we make connections in our brain. Don't be surprised when that shows up in conversation.

[@SuccessforLifester]

Yes. Space 1999 pops into my head when I heard bout this film.

[@pantslesswrock]

Hey Bob, don't know how often you read these, but I highly recommend tracking down the Japanese film One Cut Of The Dead. It's a film that's on the surface about real zombies attacking the set of a low budget zombie movie, but has a lot to say about movie making, especially full of heart independent movie making as well. I'd recommend going in not knowing anything beyond the premise, getting the sub because this thing is unfortunately never gonna see a wider release, and enjoying. An easy wildcard Schlocktober pick if I've ever seen one.

[@Space_Gaucho]

Sweet, they made a movie about that 3D show from the 90's Shadow Raiders.

[@AbdielManuel]

that's what I thought...

[@josephsuttonano6354]

This seems like the kind of movie I would love to spark a blunt at the start of and watch.

[@weepingcamel1]

and true to the Chinese way, apparently the movie was made with something like $13million budget. My favourite part is they even took on the American movie tradition of completely ignoring geographical reality. The main characters drove from Shanghai to Indonesia in about 15 mins.

[@finnwilliams8404]

I'm pretty sure they also did the whole, 'Turn the earth into a rocket' thing in Diebuster. But there they used as a missile to punch and alien monster.

[@samualwatkins]

I do not know of this diebuster of which you speak of but I would like to hear more.

[@finnwilliams8404]

@@samualwatkins It's a 6 episode mecha anime about a girl defending the earth from alien monsters, and also a spin off of a 1980s 6 episode show called gunbuster. As you can probably tell from the missile earth it's pretty nuts, and there is some iffy stuff about it because anime, but I'd recommend it though you should watch gunbuster first, both are classics.

[@ThePa1riot]

Not to be “that guy” but does anyone else remember when “planet spaceship” was a plot point in Invader Zim?

[@JnEricsonx]

Hell, I'm pretty sure that concept was used in a Justice League comic!

[@FNGLHR]

This is the basic premise for Shadow Raiders to be honest.

[@bdadams13]

Doctor Who did it back in 1965, that was the plot of the Dalek Invasion of Earth: for the Daleks to turn the Earth into a big spaceship and pilot it around the galaxy for some dumb reason

[@robynhoodie]

In Frisky Dingo a giant rocket downward facing truster to send earth INTO the sun is Killface's doomsday weapon.

[@troubleboy]

As a long time scifi reader, i encountered this concept numerous times in books since basically the early days of sf in 30s and 40s. Not an original idea by any stretch.

[@Brawndo5]

This movie sounds fucking awesome.

[@lightspaceman5064]

Somewhere Neil Degrasse Tyson has a weird pain just behind his eyes that he can't explain.

[@jordansweet8054]

I think Guradians of the Galaxy gave him a seizure.

[@Enshohma]

2:00 - I'm honestly surprised you didn't make a GORATH or MESSAGE FROM SPACE reference here, Bob!

[@Lunictd]

So, this is essentially the episode from Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick suggests to move Bikini Bottom's town away. Sounds fun!

[@SkolneyVikings]

I really hope this opens near me. The second I hear the premise I wanted to see it.

[@gareththompson2708]

Actually there is a real concept for moving an entire planet. But it only works for gas giants, which are carrying all the fuel you will ever need to move them around as their atmospheres. I have no idea where you get the fuel from to turn a rocky planet into a spaceship. The idea is called a fusion candle (obviously this requires that you have working fusion generators). You build a bunch of fusion candles all over the upper atmosphere of a gas giant (like Jupiter). The candle has a fusion reactor, an intake nozzle to suck up hydrogen, and two propellant nozzles. One propellant nozzle points up and shoots the super heated gas out with enough force to escape the planet's gravity. The other nozzle points down and shoots enough super heated gas to keep the candle hovering in place. When you want to move the planet you just turn on all of the candles on the side of the planet opposite the direction you want to move in, while the rest just use enough power to hover in place. This is, incidentally, one why to get a colony ship with enough fuel and resources to make an intergalactic journey.

[@chrisbomber101]

I liked it a lot. It was really nice to see a film that wasnt part of the Hollywood US system for once (they always save the earth) Its on Netflix UK and has subs or a english dub. Worth a watch imo

[@TJRex01]

Ironically, it’s really hard to find this with English subtitles in China. Makes me kind of sad.

[@samuelconner7114]

Hey there’s still been at least modern classic western disaster film in the schlocky form of Geostorm. It may be pretty rough from a critical perspective, but god do I love it with all my heart. (Sorry that was wildly off topic)

[@mlovecraftr]

There was an early 3D/CGI cartoon based on this same premise, Shadow Raiders! Does anyone remember it?

[@shiftersince1601]

This is most amazing sci fi ever out there. While other : search for new planet This: humans would never abandon the earth and survive together!

[@keven5477]

the best way is to know nothing or limited about it before watching...applies to each movie. What interests me the most is not the plan. Given the system of transferring resources to energies, in the movie probably makes you to start thinking about sustainability that are real grand challenges

[@BlueScarabGuy]

This sounds AWESOME and I gotta find a way to see it.

[@KABOBkabob]

I thought it was borderline bad. I know the budget was limited but I feel like with this kind of concept the cgi needed to be a bit less laughable. The exposition was SO aggressive even regarding character dynamics e.g. characters telling one another shit like "it has been 17 years since you've seen your son"

[@arvidp.247]

Coming to Netflix... sometime... hopefully this year.

[@teddyharvester]

Just saw it. This movie gives zero fucks while simultaneously giving all the fucks about being absolutely genuinely sincere and giving emotion to one of the most ridiculously epic special effects-driven rollercoaster rides I've seen. Probably the most ridiculous. It's all absurd in its concept and scope, but at the same time, every set looks amazing, believable, worn down, grimy, and made with purpose. And the costume and props department is on point too.

[@malcontent79]

Yeah I'm sold

[@Meshakhad]

I swear that I had an idea for a sci-fi story with this premise when I was a kid.

[@alexhrycaj8429]

Reminds me of Crimes of the Hot episode of Futurama.

[@MHassan1986]

Anyone knows when it is coming to Netflix?

[@nifralo2752]

Turning the earth into a giant spaceship is the plot to The Daleks' Invasion of Earth.

[@Lastjustice]

I will have to do some wandering of my own to see this. This exactly kinda film my friend will love. (I didn't wait to finish the review to start looking at show times.)

[@duramirez]

Am I wrong, or does electricity come from the magnetic field that is generated by the spinning of Earth? o.O ( if i am wrong, sorry, i am not that smart. )

[@mutleyeng]

well look, most Hollywood blockbusters have plots that are physically impossible. Going from what you said this one is only practically impossible, but not physically impossible.

[@chrisoker]

is Moviebob not doing a Captain marvel review, or am I just missing it?

[@freshFerdinand]

Probably for the Escapist.

[@freshFerdinand]

Oh wait, it's already out www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2019/03/08/captain-marvel/

[@LordSlithor]

For a movie nerd, Bob, you should know that the entire premise is almost virtually identical to Toho's 1962 movie "Gorath." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorath

[@stonekidman2306]

is this from SXSW?

[@shaun5916]

Lol, i liked that review, wasnt expecting the twist at the end

[@sasha85ful]

All animal of world are dead. How to people survived without food? In the earth all plants do not grow because there no energy and warm.

[@Adamantium9001]

I did the math: if those mountain engines were five times as fuel-efficient as the Space Shuttle liquid fuel engines, we would have to turn 60% of the Earth's mass into rocket fuel just to propel the remaining 40% to Jupiter for the gravity slingshot, which then wouldn't give us enough of a boost to escape the Sun's gravity.

[@SunnySzetoSz2000]

fusion

[@FerociousPaul]

Wait a minute this isn't a Captain Marvel review!

[@lukesdewhurst]

Just watched on Netflix, it was epic

[@francesconicoletti2547]

Sounds like the premise for Flash Gordon in reverse.

[@tedmich]

Bob will do well in the Systems Engineering re-education camp.

[@filmocide2379]

Bob, how haven't you done a Mortal Engines review yet?

[@cklambo]

So this movie Earth had the same idea as diebuster

[@nilus2k]

Sounds like it's a lot better than the last big Chinese blockbuster, Dragon Blade.

[@leonstrya3677]

Dragon Blade was merely a so-called blockbuster. It hardly made 120 million USD while this one already made 700 million USD box office. Dragon Blade got a really bad review in China as well.

[@loonachan]

Changing the name, language, and genre of Captain Marvel a day before release was one hell of move.

[@justinfarischon7868]

But damn if it didn't work out for them

[@nilus2k]

Sure but you gotta be impressed that Disney has CGI effect that can turn an entire cast Asian!!!

[@justinfarischon7868]

@@nilus2k Its called the diversity filter.

[@jakobapricodo5511]

Movie blew my mind. Epic

[@Noxshade]

The Core: We have to build a rocket drill to travel to the Earth’s core and make it spin. This movie: You are like a little baby.

[@DjinnandTonik]

I live out here.... saw it in 3D...tripping ballz....it was awesome

[@steffanshurkin1123]

The writers of this movie obviously watch Issac Arthur's channel. Let's get some mass-drivers and get Type 2 up in here!

[@state_song_xprt]

Oh, so that's what Liu Cixin's been doing since the end of the Three Body trilogy!

[@raggedcritical]

That was Liu Cixin? Wow, it is. This seems like the absolute opposite of the Three Body trilogy, as goofy as that could occasionally be.

[@davidv4018]

I am guessing that Captain Marvel's review is waiting for The Escapist platform. Which means you'd like to make some people angry. Which i like.

[@geoffreygillott805]

Yeah, because is the review people wanted to see from you today Bob

[@SaiyanHeretic]

He's probably doing that one for Escapist.

[@TiMonsor]

@@SaiyanHeretic nothing there either

[@davidv4018]

Well. I like surprises.

[@ravenfrancis1476]

What, he isn't allowed to make content that he wants to make anymore?

[@nilus2k]

It seems like this channel is getting the dreg reviews while the Escapist is getting the premier films.

[@TheCreepypro]

not going to lie this is crazy but I'm kind of down with it I'll check it out

[@djtae808]

I really enjoyed this movie. It was farfetched but I liked living in this crazy movie fantasy land. 👍

[@ikovian1463]

Sounds like a fun film!

[@fornogoodreason551]

you know if i was a kid i bet i would loved this plot

[@turandotw2735]

You grow up too quickly, grandpa.

[@JamesCalbraith]

Well, somebody needed to start making movies with imagination, and it's not going to be Hollywood.

[@davidv4018]

There is plenty of imagination in this movie. But the overall idea sounds like "Lets make a Hollywood movie about a world disaster were every country unites to save humanity. But since these kind of movies are two decades old, we need to make this much bigger and cheesier". It has like 4 independence day speeches, 5 Armageddon goodbyes and 3 excentric scientists with crazy ideas that may save the world last second. So, again i don't know if this movie has imagination in its concept (or just got suck with an old Hollywood formula); but it has tons of imagination in excecution.

[@nickstevens8596]

Anyone who thinks moving planets in sci fi is too outlandish hasn't read Larry Niven.

[@Nickman826]

God I need to see this

[@0nnen]

And this movie must be seen on big screens, especially the shot where Jupiter takes over the entire sky omg...terrible, just terrible.

[@kairuiyan7786]

you are so right, it's really a pity for those who want to see it but have no local movie theater to reaease it, they can only watch it on netflix.

[@AdamYJ]

Okay, so they turn the Earth into Mongul's Warworld only less evil and sucky. Got it.

[@Tavo_show]

Anyone else remember Shadow Riders? No? :(

[@francesconicoletti2547]

Tavo Show yes. Reboot without the sense of humour.

[@firefly4f4]

Oh damn my math brain. So it took them 17 years to reach Jupiter. OK, granted the Earth is a lot more massive , but it only took Voyager 1, which was also going to use a gravity assist from Jupiter, 546 days to reach the planet. That was launched in September 1977, is currently far enough away that it will take a bit over 2000 years itself to reach the distance of Proxima Centauri at a little over 4 light years. So the Earth traveling about 12 times SLOWER than Voyager 1 is somehow going to make it to a suitable star ALSO in 2000 years? Yeah, these numbers are rough and don't take into account changes in velocity and other factors, but just off the cuff they sound really wrong and stupid. *You're overthinking it!!* I CAN'T HELP IT!!!

[@johnwick-uo8vt]

17 years is a convincing number. Considering people on earth are not astronaut. the acceleration need be really small to make people's life on earth comfortable. Also considering the large mass of earth, the acceleration those pushing engines create has to be small. Seeing your comment, you seem to know some physics. Then you should know that there is no resistance in space, so you can go as fast as you want, as long as you keep pushing the earth(without considering the relativity theory). the film says the final speed after acceleration will be 0.5% of light speed.

[@Izandaia]

Voyager doesn't have any propulsion systems, save for reorienting itself, right? Whereas this Earthship apparently needs to fire its engines constantly for at least some part of the journey in order to build up enough speed, hence why a bunch of them shutting off threatens to send it into a death spiral into Jupiter rather than a slingshot around it.

[@johnwick-uo8vt]

Also, during those 17 years. people have to first push the moon away and then stop earth from rotation. only then can earth can start its journey to jupiter

[@johnwick-uo8vt]

In the orginal novel it takes 50 years to reach jupiter. The film shortened it.

[@firefly4f4]

@@johnwick-uo8vt You're misunderstanding me. It's not the 17 years that gives me pause; it's the TWO THOUSAND to get to another star. There's just no way at that speed; it would take far longer.

[@sitoudien9816]

At least it's not made by Michael Bay.

[@salabhsg]

An amazing movie. Just watched it now.

[@DerrillGuilbert]

/noobnoob GOT DAMN Wanna see this for sure.

[@Abrams1985]

Spoilers ahead! It was super painful to watch miserable CGI (especially trucks outside were animated like a computer game), stupid characters (faith of the whole planet is in stake and they behave more stupidly than even in regular Hollywood blockbusters), but mostly annoying part was stupidity of plot. And I’m not talking about moving Earth out of orbit, it’s cool! But if you want to do something like that, don’t treat viewers like idiots! One example - engines are installed on half of the planet and the plan is to accelerate and the decelerate in new solar system. How to decelerate if you have engines in one half only?! Majority of movie is about firing up this one engine with something called ‘core’ which needs to be delivered to the engine and apparently there are not so many of those igniters available. But after stupid action at the end of the movie all engines turn off and apparently there is absolutely no problem to ignite all of them again for the second time :D stupid, just stupid. Look at Armageddon or even 2012, those were much smarter movies compared to Wandering Earth.

[@lamichka]

yep. Writing of this one is retarded.

[@harryo82]

This sounds incredible

[@serge00storms]

Sounds like ring world

[@Jebbtube]

Why is it that every movie out of China feels like propaganda to me?

[@johnwick-uo8vt]

Because you are brainwashed by western media be thinking about Communism whenever it comes to China.

[@SaiyanHeretic]

Probably for the same reason every Hollywood movie feels like American propaganda to everybody else in the world.

[@davidv4018]

@@SaiyanHeretic As an argentinian, i agree. But that was mostly in the 90s and early 2000s. Now Hollywood feels more like "lets learn this lesson" more than "lets teach this one"; at least to me.

[@IronBahamut]

Because they basically are, China won't let anything with the hint of criticising their "government" fly

[@Izandaia]

I mean, the message of this movie seems to basically be "it's better when we work together" which was exactly the message of Independence Day, so I dunno.

[@adblock4life166]

they should have released this WITH subs at the same time as captin feminism "agenda assemble" would have been a landslide win for the wandering earth. wont be any empty seats for this movie.

[@CoffeeKitty.]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZrQaImsirqFmpo physics wise, it's really not that unreasonable of a premise, i mean shit we could do that today if there was a few hundred trillion devoted to it

[@raycearcher5794]

Reverse Gorath!

[@joltsreviews]

yes please!

[@AfroSifu]

i loved it

[@tombenson5957]

Puppeteer planet.

[@chiuhungwong4460]

There were absolute no patriotism in this movie. Not one second China puts itself over other nations. On contrary a Chinese protagonist literally has to beg the other nations for help. An other time a Chinese protagonist needed to be saved by Tim, who is a mixed blood. And so on and so on. And please don't ask why most actors in a chinese movie are Chinese.

[@vazak11]

Huh, wow!

[@randalllee4266]

Where is your Captain Marvel review???

[@cunalrainerkapoor1258]

Very tough to tell who is who - They all look alike, LOL - The Chinesekind

[@sjhmagic1]

Sounds cool;even though it's all kinds of dumb. Though experiment you would have when you are high on weed.

[@JenniferFuss]

No review of Captain Marvel? :o

[@GGCrono]

Keep an eye on the Escapist. Bob tends to review the mainstream "nerd interest" movies (with want for a better term) over there.

[@ericwills932]

His review is up over at Escapistmagazine.com

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

Jesus, this sounds both amazingly terrible and terribly amazing.

[@davidv4018]

It is both

[@seoulglo1999]

Haven't been this early since birth.

[@samualwatkins]

You know what, just because this movie some how worked I’m gonna give you that one.