Morning Routine - American Psycho (1/12) Movie CLIP (2000) HD

[@gilbertobm]

In the book, he takes like 1 hour explaining his morning routine. It is obsessive.

[@every_username_is_taken]

That's the point. However, I do wish the author didn't make us go through entire chapters of Bateman describing what people are wearing. Like, I get it.

[@bluekep7740]

@@every_username_is_taken I actually like those contrasting bits from the book. Book Patrick thinks about murder in the same vapid and extremely specific detail as he does Joe Cocker's career, or his own morning and workout routine. While you read about the morning routine, you are understandably bored, when you read about the murder, you are understandably horrified. To Patrick, it's all the same, but to us non-insane readers, it's a wild shift that seems to come from nowhere. I actually think the boring parts elevate the horrifying parts even though they are written almost exactly the same way.

[@da5hainy556]

@@bluekep7740 I suppose it makes the book objectively better in that regard but it just isn't as entertaining.

[@themenacingbeast5437]

@@every_username_is_taken what's the exact name of the book?

[@Zurita404]

@@themenacingbeast5437 what you think it is? lol, American Psycho.

[@youtubertoo]

“So a lot of you have been asking about my skincare routine” -Patrick Bateman, 2000

[@steelingcable6350]

product link in bio

[@juliachehab900]

This is actually so accurate

[@youtubertoo]

Julia Chehab your last name is what i would call a place that treats people for cheese addiction. Cheese+Rehab=Chehab. 👀❤️😅

[@juliachehab900]

No Name omg

[@belstar1128]

Movie took place in 1987

[@nikoletta3855]

When a movie made in 2000 accidentally predicts beauty youtubers…

[@holysmokes4493]

My thoughts exactly.

[@screamingtrees9619]

Genes I would call it insecure psychopaths

[@daveytrouble1232]

Luka Magnotta

[@jakesayonara9835]

Literally Dre Drexler's "Epic Morning Routine"

[@mikalathompson8746]

Well, he is simply being healthy. Skin does matter. There are issues that come from poor habits. I follow these and so I have no issues with painful blemishes, dry cracking painful skin, or sun damage. He is just ALSO a psycho.

[@amitabhmishra7401]

It's insane how popular this film has become over time. Truly a once in a lifetime performance by Bale

[@amitabhmishra7401]

@@beastmode9576 yess

[@huwdavies-tallon3305]

Yep not popular at the time become hugely popular in recent years great film.

[@TheIdiotFr0102]

Popular by “sigmas🥶”

[@Vesuvio222]

Patrick is a extreme example of everything. But every man can relate something in Patrick

[@keksdeeXD]

@@TheIdiotFr0102 you might be stupid, this film is a masterpiece respected by all and not just a BADASS SIGMA GRINDSET meme

[@bradleybiggle7481]

It’s horrifying how similar this is to influencer culture on social media.

[@PuppetierMaster]

what if influencers go to board meetings talking about nothing.

[@Femmefatale1990]

The rise in narcissism

[@nothingatall3432]

Yup that’s liberalism

[@cakebear9534]

@Nothing At all nah, that’s anarcho-capitalism right there

[@nothingatall3432]

Cakebear 95 what does an economic system have to do with that?

[@kris7625]

Patrick Bateman was the first social media influencer

[@harpuria]

He’s in Murders & Executions

[@Kruppt808]

Just goes to show that you'd have to be crazy to be a so called influencer.

[@borntoclimb7116]

Influencer are cancer

[@ramn]

not influencer just rich guy

[@leetman102]

@@borntoclimb7116 Just wait when some of those dumb influencers decide to mint their own social crypto. Imma short them and make bank.

[@ingleringlet-snipps3rd449]

His apartment is a mirror image of himself: beautiful to look at, but utterly empty and devoid of a soul.

[@Thewritingelf]

Damn that actually makes sense

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

Great insight

[@ingleringlet-snipps3rd449]

Thanks. I have my moments.

[@murphy9650]

Good call my d00d props

[@LuisMartinez-ig5ne]

Just like Barney Stinson’s apartment

[@coreyalderton4137]

Idk why but I love the little detail of him saying "I can do a thousand now" when talking about his stomach crunches. He isn't saying that he does a thousand every day, but that he has the capability of doing it. That sort of little narcissistic comment just adds onto the character even more.

[@noelyanes2455]

It caught me off guard when I watched this movie for the first time because it sounds like something a child would say 😂

[@aaronsung6208]

1000 is a lot, if you do 1/s without rest, you need to do it for 17min straight

[@MyhandleMaria]

Yes…

[@ZombieBiohazard]

And how he tells us the expensive apartment where he lives at before even telling us his name

[@Lolshhahahah]

You people overthink these movies so much 🤣🤣🤣

[@somniato7759]

If the Waynes died - Batman If the Waynes didn't die - Bateman

[@lilpiccolo6519]

The Empire of Valeria I can confirm because due to the fact my parents are alive I really like murdering people

[@Oshin_Life]

@@lilpiccolo6519 lol

[@englishiranian5820]

?

[@AfroMan187]

Feels like a setup for another multiverse batman origin story

[@therunningsloth6915]

Ok but wouldn't he still be Wayne?

[@gautamramesh3733]

anyone notice how he mentioned his address before his name? he literally considers his material wealth to be more indicative of his identity than his actual name.

[@rohithpadikkal7082]

Interesting point

[@joys8634]

@@rohithpadikkal7082 your name has no value though. What you accomplish in life is what you look bad on and smile. Not your name lmao. Only unachievers would say otherwise

[@AgentK83]

I don’t identify with my name hardly at all Calling myself by my name feels strange to me

[@tahnirene]

Because he wants..to..fit..in.

[@gandalf8216]

​@@joys8634 The person I was and became would be what I look back on and smile. When very old people in their deathbeds express regrets for pursuing the things that only lead to more pursuit, instead of the things that made them happy, I'll take their hint. It's not the salary we remember, it's who we and everyone else were and what we became. The memories of precious moments, that's the last legacy you get to see.

[@aalex100]

I like how he starts with stating where he lives before actually introducing himself. The movie is a timeless masterpiece.

[@catsrule1343]

And the we see his apartment before we even see him. Just goes to show how much he cares about his image

[@Danimal1177]

It was more important to him to let the audience know he lives in such a luxurious apartment than to know his name. That's clue #1 that he's a psycho.

[@gilbertrobert439]

You should read the audio book on audible. It's insane, compared to the book, this is Disney.

[@mariamarques8262]

i think u should read one of Eça de Queiros's book he also gives some extra attention to place describing its rlly interesting :))

[@berthofmann6116]

@@gilbertrobert439 how do you read an audiobook? Just kidding, have a blessed day!

[@sikguy9939]

i love this movie because it isn't a "psycho cliche film" that explores just the violence, but it also takes details to personality and behavior in especific situations, is like a whole profile of a psychopath, not just like most movies who treat these people as just violent and brutal

[@styxzero1675]

The movie has more layers than your typical psycho murderer movie, you really get to peak into the mind of a psychopath. You can tell he is a lost soul. Just emptiness.

[@redacted8577]

Actually a sociopath tho

[@curvelinedot]

It’s because a woman wrote it

[@kotorandcorvid4968]

​@@curvelinedotA man wrote the original novel but a woman directed the movie

[@jadelag]

Yup, he mentioned where we lived before his name

[@thequestion8697]

When I was a kid. This movie weirdly inspired me to take care of myself. Which was then interrupted by the traumatizing violence.

[@yeshalloween]

You watched this as a kid???? Oh honey!

[@thequestion8697]

@@yeshalloween Tell me about it...this and Hellraiser really had a weird impact on me as a kid lol.

[@victuz]

Huh?! Who let you watch this as a kid?

[@sparksfly6149]

Hows the morning routine now?

[@allsek7433]

Oh hell yeah I watched this as a kid, I thought it was supposed to be a horror movie because of the one chain saw scene, I had no idea what it was really about until now.

[@TANTHEMANFILMS]

this is the most intense Dove commercial....

[@candac6251]

😀😀😀

[@gigachad-jh1dh]

Tanner Herzman rip chat

[@elisabethpapin5394]

lol

[@guthax30]

really funny comment. 💯

[@joshua.dmurphy8643]

I'd like to say this comment is both brilliant, intelligent and extremely well put Congratulations to you

[@midrang3r]

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

[@crazycutz8072]

pure comedy gold

[@ladydimitrescu4746]

The subtle off white water activated gel... the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my god, it even has 0 alcohol...

[@TheonlythingIknowisbloodshed]

@@ladydimitrescu4746 *That sounds so dirty*

[@visionist7]

I was the 777th like

[@katkisedpikslid]

Lmao

[@pr0v0cative4pple]

The apartment's pristine, sterile, minimalist aesthetic is completely devoid of any personal touches, more like a real estate listing than a space anyone actually lives in.

[@alexgataric]

Or an influencer house.

[@fabianustertius6460]

He is just another product, everything inside the house is a product, nothing cannot be selled, Capitalism is god in the u.s and this movie shows it

[@bigred212]

Yea i feel like that's a dead giveaway this mf is coo coo his house is _too_ normal Just as you said no personality only the essentials looks like something you'd see in a magazine. I wonder if his space looks like that because he's insane 🤔 Like he's so crazy he's borderline obsessed with the idea of appearing normal to everyone else that it just comes off as crazy ya know?

[@yakirzeev]

My aunt used to live on West 81st St. Definitely not an apartment like his though.

[@JohnWall-lj1mx]

Patrick’s home legitimately doesn’t look lived in everything from the bland furniture, generic paintings on the wall with no photos of family, girlfriend or friends and his eerily empty bedroom perfectly display how shallow he is

[@ExtremelyTastyBread]

movie makers: "it's satire, surely no one will take it the wrong way" beauty and fitness youtubers:

[@guilhermepf2715]

this is incredibly sad, but it is the reality

[@IntrusiveCuckholeGenerator]

the movie is extremely ambiguous, especially towards the end I dunno what they expected filming some of those scenes

[@alesztra937]

Kinobody*

[@AlexeiMotoRin]

not only beauty and fitness youtubers , look at the comments down below : people want to follow this routine :/

[@okand1]

@@AlexeiMotoRin It's a good routine..

[@sadetta9312]

when you wake up an hour before the alarm

[@primeexe5100]

💀

[@diobrando4063]

@@primeexe5100 same

[@MachKaiko]

@@diobrando4063 but you can stop time...

[@diobrando4063]

@@MachKaiko 💀

[@tangyorange6509]

I’m your 1,000th like

[@mountaingirlwolf3639]

What a lovely young man. I sure hope he treats his fellow citizens with the respect they deserve.

[@i2misa]

Aha.. he sure does..

[@Kamaka696]

And I hope to GOD that this fine young man has nothing to do with the String of gruesome murders that have been happening lately.

[@FatalDawn1]

"They deserve"

[@aimbotff2723]

Irony at its peak😂

[@invisiblebeer]

He does, all of what you saw was in his head.

[@kiran-thetributechannel]

Bro did all this but forgot to brush his teeth 💀

[@TangoShadow]

Yeah😅

[@Vent_221]

That dialogue is in the book, but many things were removed, along with his extensive dental care routine

[@xinriji]

christian bale made the morning routine video before it was mainstream

[@TruthAplomado]

Just like most actors nowadays behave in front of cameras knowing they would make it to meme land.

[@violentviolet8544]

ImJustXuan don't you mean...... before it's hip

[@PEPSIMAX2013]

that why he is acuarius "king of the future before anybody"

[@giulietta-1555]

ImJustXuan omg so true

[@MrLP3xp3rt]

ImJustXuan u mean bruce Wayne?

[@_catulus]

I can’t believe he didn’t show his hair styling process or the hair products he uses. Maybe he’ll make a separate video for that...

[@xXcangjieXx]

In the book he talks about that too. If I remember correctly he towel dries it first then adds a healthy dose of hair mousse (This new italian hair mousse makes my hair feel weird, but it does look good). He finishes by blow drying it in place.

[@BreezyBulldog]

Cang then puts on a bit of blumann hair product (btw this video is sponsored by blumann)

[@_catulus]

Christian C This video is sponsored by BluMaan, Pete&Pedro, Shehvoo, and most of all, Tiege Hanley.

[@prototypep4]

@@_catulus Alpha's product placements have really put his channel downhill tbh

[@innergloberecords6744]

Still waiting for an update on it.

[@devilmaycryhard]

What an opening to a movie.. tells us so much about the character. The way he describes doing a thousand crunches and his obsessive skin care routine, all without emotion. Perfect monologue delivery. This movie and scene will forever remain a classic.

[@angelamunro4046]

I can do a thousand now. It's the delivery, like we should all be proud of him, almost childlike. Christian Bale was born for this role.

[@thedude8457]

Whoever said that women can’t make great movies is an idiot

[@clonezy7800]

@@angelamunro4046 So true

[@ashertheaudiophile1917]

Yeah Yale thing

[@achilles5318]

this is like mccauleys scene from home alone but 20 years later

[@IAmNotHim97]

I noticed this small detail: while Patrick is peeling off the face mask, the music switches from a peaceful, classical piece to a mysterious and spooky screeching violin sound. This demonstrates that he has a layer he uses to make him seem like an innocent man, but once he takes that layer off, he’s the villain of this story.

[@Trump20-24years]

Nice observation

[@pitparra1924]

They think every Damm detail

[@Ashnesss]

The narration clearly depicts his personality disorder.

[@xelldincht4251]

The picture is the book cover of the French book Les Misérables

[@drunkcommenter3385]

⁠@@Trump20-24years❤

[@athenais6479]

I love how he tells where he lives before he even tells us his name, we have a first glance at his character and superficiality

[@kaliyuga1476]

eaaaa

[@bs2055]

Status signaling

[@reddd-77]

Athénaïs good catch

[@jacobk9322]

The movie only gives us snippets. The book is even more detailed

[@sweiland75]

If that surprises you then maybe you don't get the movie.

[@fickleme2257]

the way he looks positively normal compared to most influencers...

[@chrisallen9509]

That's cause he's natural and most of them are on steroids, kinda sucks cause this body is absolutely insane levels of leanness

[@thrace_bot1012]

Cause he's an actor, while they're genuine real world psychopaths.

[@ra7271]

Influencers 2 flabby...bring on new crop of talent

[@lilwavy5295]

cuz they do it for money lol hes doing it cuz hes a pyscho

[@ra7271]

Flabby impressionality - fitzgerald

[@Demowan]

Let's be honest here. The beauty of Christian Bale at that age was incomparable.

[@mgdkns6678]

My thoughts exactly! He was🔥

[@nmdgks]

i am an heterosexual man and i agree with you hahaha he could be the men´s God if he pleases

[@mopnem]

It’s insane that he did this, the mechanic weight loss, the weight gain to play Batman right after, the weight gain for another movie not as good.. Dudes a beast.

[@speedos]

Half the comments: the point of this scene is to show how vapid and lifeless patrick bateman is Other half of comments: haha he so hot 💯🔥🔥

[@tylerm7300]

@BadAim everyone wants to be associated with attractive people rather than less attractive people. Bundy was successful due to his looks just like jeffrey dahmer.

[@samjennings6120]

Such a well thought out intro! Anyone else notice how Patrick introduces where he lives before who he is? Encapsulating the materialistic nature of Bateman, and how his possessions truly own him

[@adinakruijssen3056]

"if you are not very careful Your possessions will possess you TV taught me how to feel Now real life has no appeal"

[@Welmosca]

Damn that's mad deep.@@adinakruijssen3056

[@harrysagamo7323]

Bateman is literally batman if Alfred didn’t exist.

[@liambrooks8696]

Or the letter 'e'

[@kifferkang9567]

Liam Brooks nice

[@mgdkns6678]

👏🏻 . Better said- he is what Bruce Wayne would’ve become if he didn’t have Batman.

[@killadrill]

@Nehemiah Cha you can have someone as your alter ego

[@matiasmorales3464]

he killed alfred lmao

[@Mangonanmang]

The way he slowly takes off the face mask while explaining Patrick is just his mask he shows to others is great

[@Alex-gf4iu]

Oh wow I didn’t realise that

[@Mangonanmang]

That sounds sarcastic

[@Alex-gf4iu]

@@Mangonanmang nah man im honest

[@dawnwelch6579]

Agreed! I absolutely love how his monologue ends with the peeling - as if the mask peeling reveals the “nothing there.” Just an incredible scene.

[@Mangonanmang]

@@dawnwelch6579 It is honestly great

[@linkgame256]

“This morning routine costs me 4000 dollars per month.”

[@BadGuySVK]

"Speaking of reasonable, only $4000..."

[@richpiana8020]

Before inflation too

[@Kruppt808]

He is hustling backwards, he could have gotten most of that sponsored if he put the links of the products below.

[@linkgame256]

@@Kruppt808 True. I can’t believe he didn’t think of that.

[@rajlavi7780]

Patrick was Harvard pass out. He had a good job.

[@Yintheone]

am i the only one that finds this relaxing?

[@user-gx9pd2uj5o]

Its the music

[@manghoezzz]

@@user-gx9pd2uj5o it's his voice and the music

[@Mistardmuster]

Asmr

[@axlrose8866]

Yes

[@destinywilson3162]

😂😂😂😂

[@S2C8509]

I just realized that, knowing Bale, he more than likely started doing this exact routine while working on the film.

[@darthnihilus8543]

@Donald Donald He was likely using steroids for this role. Even in the book, about all male characters are casually roiding.

[@shnorglebop1798]

You can tell too bro. His body is ripped here, and his skin is the clearest I’ve ever seen. My pores are shaking and crying and throwing up rn and my zits are screaming in agony BRO

[@topsdaily_productions]

@Donald Donald you 100% sure he used steroids he is a method actor after all...???

[@artavenuebln]

not really. the routine is wrong. he is so materialistic that he doesnt know how wrong his routine is. the stuff he used in which order doesn’t make sense. there is a breakdown somewhere on it.

[@uberbosst]

@@darthnihilus8543 In the club scene one of the guys mentions he's roiding

[@raccoonguy21]

This is like those fake morning routine in youtube

[@raccoonguy21]

@8_gitlion yes

[@nesteaisnasty]

kira

[@ゼロワンそれが俺の名だ]

Nice try Kira. Ya ain't fooling me this time.

[@snowbrute9036]

Aaron Ho watch out it’s sheer heart attack

[@snowbrute9036]

Aaron Ho also killer Queen

[@tomhughes4807]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine

[@felixsubakti6907]

Probably washed his face with shampoo

[@laidback6154]

This comment was already commented bro

[@tomhughes4807]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s comment

[@dizzee6089]

@@tomhughes4807 let's see Paul Allen's reply!

[@darrynmurphy2038]

It's a fact that al of their morning routines are 99% identical

[@rivroyerr]

Then there’s me: I woke up at 2pm I went to the bathroom I went back to bed

[@cybchriss1]

L

[@connorjosephh]

Dork

[@rivroyerr]

@@connorjosephh real.

[@Name-bo4ox]

L

[@rivroyerr]

@@Name-bo4ox real

[@jonah8659]

This guy truly is a psycho. Imagine showering. People like him make me sick.

[@diomedes1544]

haha

[@alexblandon6463]

Why does he shower naked smh

[@maru4931]

@@7joursdamour236 Do you even know sarcasm?

[@listerinebottle8979]

I prefer showering with clothes on idk what kind of maniac showers naked

[@burski23]

Alex Blandon why does he even shower smh

[@leandroondarza3365]

Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine...

[@judithgurrola1]

Awesome comment hahaha

[@axlrose8866]

@@judithgurrola1 copy paste commentary

[@munki9820]

my god.... the tasteful thiccness of it

[@adambrisley9555]

"It even has a watermark"

[@dookisescobar6957]

Oh my God, it even has a morning workout...

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

I like how he says where he lives before he even introduces himself. He's so vain and materialistic that he thinks mentioning his property is more important than his name

[@DivineAtheistWannabe]

I mean, he's almost right though. In the movie, names don't actually mean much as everyone keeps mistaking people for someone else... Paul Allen mistakes him for Marcus. Patrik Bateman mis-identifies people in the restaurants regularly. Patrik's lawyer mistakes someone in Europe(?) for Paul Allen

[@GX2re]

I like how you copied and pasted the top comment

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@GX2re My bad. Wasn't on purpose :)

[@Sophie_Pea]

@@DivineAtheistWannabe i don’t think his lawyer mistook someone for paul allen, i think paul allen and probably/possibly the victims aren’t even dead. you see that when patrick goes back to paul’s apartment it’s all clean, there are no fbi, and the woman even says that it’s not his apartment. nobody in the apartment building comes out of the doors when the prostitute is banging on them and screaming for help, it’s all a bit ambiguous really and it’s super interesting to pick apart. it could all be in his head, but it could also be about how people are so selfish/caught up in their own lives that they don’t even see big things in front of them. the ending reminded me of black swan and how it seemed like there was a twist and all of a sudden it was difficult to tell what was real and what was just inside his head

[@Cantthinkofwhatshouldgohere]

😂😂😂😂

[@methbear3787]

Haven’t seen this movie, but wow, what a man. Attractive, clean, determined, he’s the guy you would want your daughter to marry. Everyone should aspire to be like this gentleman.

[@NickD1989]

haha, troll.

[@dexterlauron6556]

@@NickD1989 lol

[@oriijin5639]

He's a psychopath

[@shivamtanwar6065]

Unless you dont want your daughter to be axed on her face.

[@Hiraethdemure]

Who's gonna be the one to tell him

[@ahmeterik2012]

Impressive...very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

[@markian788]

Patrick Bateman hey Paul!

[@aritsa3946]

His facial mask even has a watermark!

[@jamesmason8436]

Patrick Bateman haha. Very good.

[@juanpaul6110]

Patrick Bateman his shampoo products has a tasteful thickness to it oh my gosh it even has a watermark

[@hangry265]

That comment was fantastic

[@r.d.493]

I’ll admit that after I saw this scene a long time ago, I eliminated all aftershaves with alcohol from my medicine cabinet and now use a post-shave balm that not only moisturizes my skin, but also has an SPF.

[@alejandramarquez6804]

Jajajaja this is funny.

[@Hyperboreanenjoyer]

And how did that work out for you?

[@r.d.493]

@@Hyperboreanenjoyer: I wouldn't trust my face to anything else.

[@goliaboi]

WORK.

[@bigmoose7]

@@r.d.493 I wonder if computer screens age the skin

[@Guy5194]

It's a very powerful opening scene because he's not really happy but everything must still be perfection.

[@thebrokenglasskids5196]

Paul Allen has the same morning routine except he does it at Dorsia.

[@HilltopperTA]

No one goes there anymore

[@injetavel279]

Gold lmao

[@Carehell]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJQNANNANANANANANANAAKJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[@TheManiac2]

Lmao

[@alphaturtle3806]

Good job, good..

[@datgoblinmoss4108]

Friend:so who is your favorite beauty blogger Me:its complicated

[@gustavocring1914]

They wouldn't get it

[@GivozLegacy]

Is there a good men's one on KZbin, do you know?

[@temporalsamurai755]

@Ophelia littarly jus stole her commenyt you nounce

[@alishaadhikari9373]

Ded😂😂😂

[@genericanalyst]

Lets see Paul Allen's favourite beauty blogger.

[@uruya23]

I'm 25, I tried 100 stomach crunches this morning. I'm dead now.

[@manoja538]

Rip

[@blackmantis3130]

Guessing you texting from hell now

[@an18yearoldmongolianguy]

Patrick Bateman is a psychopath so he probably doesn't feel any discomfort towards pain. He probably ignores the screams of his body and just keeps on going with the crunches.

[@kabyamtalukdar3066]

F

[@thebloocat]

@happy face wait what? I didn't know exercises had problems like that. Do you know where can I find out more about these?

[@stewartgilligangriffin336]

The fact that Christian bale was 25 in this movie🤧

[@TonyMontana-pg6to]

He looked like he was in his late 30s

[@mayureshthacker6593]

​@@TonyMontana-pg6toNo he didn't

[@jestiny]

@@mayureshthacker6593he did lol

[@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL]

@@mayureshthacker6593 He did, but in the best way possible, he has a very mature look with the hair style going on.

[@huwdavies-tallon3305]

​@@TonyMontana-pg6toyou don't look that fresh faced at 38 what you on about lol!

[@jscarpa2002]

Wow. This scene is chilling. I'm glad that Christian Bale did this movie and not Leonardo DiCaprio (that's who the director originally wanted but he had other commitments). I think Bale was perfect for this role. I can't think of anyone who could have done a better job.

[@thedude8457]

The perfect Batman, and the perfect Bateman😂

[@andyrooiam]

The director didn't want Dicaprio, she wanted Bale over him and she got sacked for it, only when Dicaprio was talked out of the role did the pair get reinstated.

[@Ikaros23]

I wanted to see Paul Allen do the jobb.

[@gregrock7451]

DiCaprio is a fine actor, to be sure...but he'd have been a lousy choice to play Bateman. His style of acting is more demonstrative, loud, even over-the-top. Bale tends to play things at the other end of the spectrum: cold, aloof, detached, at times virtually flat-lining emotionally. These being qualities/affectations that define a soulless, self-absorbed, and narcissistic character like Patrick Bateman. Little wonder that "American Psycho" was his breakout performance. I think it allowed him to play to his strengths as an actor to a degree that if one didn't know any better, it wouldn't be hard to believe it was written with him in mind.

[@dibbidydoo4318]

*Christian Bale's face is plain* (not saying he's ugly or average-looking but how we expect the average man should look like even though the average man is much uglier) *but not average which is perfect for the character.*

[@Yonverpage]

I lowkey aspire to be this self caring

[@Oracle13]

@@animal0mother Thank you (seriously) for that skin care addiction sub. Mine is in serious need of TLC.

[@norpriest521]

@@animal0mother Speak English. Stop speaking Millennials.

[@Zerlot]

@@norpriest521 I'm a millenial and dont know wtf they said.

[@alanlee1355]

I'm concerned.

[@theconformist2399]

ChillyCloth This. Eating healthy + regular exercise is how to get healthy skin and delay the effects of aging.

[@J.E12]

Does anyone else find this oddly relaxing

[@adamromero]

yes

[@ynog0978]

And weird? Yeah

[@xaviersaavedra7442]

J E It’s probably the tone of his voice.

[@bobbyboy4951]

J E yes very somehow

[@khalilpontikes7293]

Its bc of his voice. He's suppose to have a superficial charm, having a nice sounding voice is a good way of coming off as naturally charismatic.

[@HusbandoCollector]

This is the longest and most relaxing thirst trap I've ever seen

[@charapaan4234]

Balanced diet, excercise, ice pack, core yoga, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, honey almond body scrub, exfoliating face gel scrub, herb mint facial peel off mask, alcohol free aftershave, moisturizer, anti aging eye balm, moisturizing protective face lotion (probably sunscreen), you're welcome

[@guymanperson1]

Diet exercise yoga skincare. Doesn't sound that crazy. He just doesnt allow love or affection in his life because he is too competitive. He needs to take and empathogen and talk to someone

[@charapaan4234]

@@guymanperson1 a lot of us don't allow love and affection in our lives due to lack of self-love yet we aren't psychopaths with pathological bloodlust, i wouldn't say that extreme bloodlust is the same as self hatered, although i can imagine bloodlust generating from self hatred, but in my opinion he's too narcissistic to hate himself

[@95fyken]

Is ice pack good ?

[@thedude8457]

Dang he does all this stuff in the morning? I only put on deodorant, comb my hair, brush my teeth, and sometimes shower

[@yobrethren]

That felt like a lot bigger of a list, especially considering there was another twice the amount of other stuff shown in movie he didn't monologue about

[@BaconLet]

Notice how he tells us where he lives first, before his name.

[@ishizumontoya8162]

the focus in both the movie and in the book, is very much on material status. we see it here in this scene, long explanations of everything he´s wearing/ using, especially the brand if it´s clothes, accessories and such. heck at one point he´s stuffed a body in a overnight bag and is loading the bag in a car trunk, and someone he knows spots him and starts talking to him, and he´s like " ohh shit" and the person looks at the bag ( and it´s clearly not a set of golf clubs that´s in there) and the person just compliments on how the nice the bag is.

[@squamish4244]

Also after he kills Paul Allen, he goes into his apartment and he feels a moment of panic realizing Paul's is more upscale than his.

[@BaconLet]

valar “it’s obviously more expensive than mine” lol

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Yep, the whole point of the movie/book is how a sociopath can blend in perfectly among those Wall Street executives, even though he's constantly raising red flags.

[@wayniac917]

The book was so painful to read at times. So much description in what everyone was wearing and who it was made by. I get why he does it, but 400 pages of it was a little rough at times.

[@dejahatchett2451]

I can't believe he didn't link the products in the description box!

[@quevedov6]

😂😂😂😂

[@withjermaine]

Yoooooooo lmfaoooooo

[@pengoradar7477]

Deja Hatchett The products are movie props from 1989.

[@jasmine123483]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrPrajwal_The_First]

Tiege Hanley

[@theoneandonlycelestian]

Over the span of a week I built a morning routine and sometimes when I'm feeling demotivated I play this to listen to while I do my morning workout

[@eyescreamcake]

Yikes

[@sl4983]

1000 situps is pretty motivating

[@coloradoing9172]

@gothchicklover It's corny to be healthy? Whatever floats your 300 pounds and your boat.

[@Cheslovesnuclearrods]

@gothchicklover🤓

[@ericisedgy3446]

​@gothchickloversure bro

[@gertrudemcfuzz74]

He really makes you want to take better care of your skin.

[@ShuffleboardJerk]

why

[@bstanuh983]

He is so crazy xdxdxd

[@__crispyyyy]

You must be asian, because pale skin is praised by asian culture. *Also you can have pale skin, yet not be healthy.*

[@terranceaddison4599]

@Cali God it is what it is

[@maezzydaizzy7633]

Wtf guys...all colors are beautiful~

[@malenasander7906]

Respect for him pulling of all of his mask at the first try.

[@every_username_is_taken]

Only a true psychopath can do that.

[@arohaforastro9714]

there was some on his eyebrow

[@ddegn]

This was the eleventh take. I made that up. But how do we know that wasn't the best take of a hundred attempts? I think anyone could get the mask off just as well if they tried enough times.

[@PeakDennisReynolds]

When he finished that perfect peel of the mask, relief washed over me in an awesome wave.

[@MuhammadJunaidAshraf]

Beauty routine for a psycho killer in 2000 is a norm in 2019 for “influencers”

[@darayoung6725]

It's set in the late 1980's but yeah

[@judeconstantine2767]

Yep

[@yesiamwinningdad5024]

Yep

[@angelartist1653]

Probably because influencers livelihood is on how good they look and this character is narcissistic and wants to look good

[@zubik3382]

I was living with psychopath narciccist its so true movie, they are not like influencers who only want to show sth and share with you and of course something narcisissitic is in all of us, but these psychopaths are sth another, just read or see about narcissist. Maybe who wasnt met them cant understand.

[@Chad_Maguire]

Christian Bale is the best part of every movie he's in and this is why he's my favorite actor, he's just amazing

[@Flysh1ton1y]

One of the best morning routines on KZbin. Very motivational, subscribed.

[@ivanovic4549]

But in the film he's a psycho ask yourself question I think 😂😂

[@serge933]

This is a scene from a movie... Of a serial killer lol

[@JulioLopez-xz5kx]

You do realize this is a movie about a serial killer, right?🤔

[@Flysh1ton1y]

That was the joke

[@Slim2Flo]

Julio Lopez who cares. This scene is an intro to his egotistical side, but it shows great discipline, organisation and shows how clear his mind is, you can’t deny he takes very good care of himself.

[@Tacomaholic]

I have the exact same morning routine except I piss in the shower.

[@komodo420.]

Tacomaholic lol aahahahahhah

[@danimaster6647]

he does too, just doesn't show it

[@Hot18Shot]

Two kinds of people; those who do, and those who lie.

[@UnethicalFilmss]

Tacomaholic saves time for the rest of the routine

[@a.s.hd.j7007]

Tacomaholic oh my god

[@SkYHawK2600]

In the books morning chapter, he talks about every single item in his apartment for pages like with the brands, models and skincare prodcts (and even comparing models). Also this part literally takes 10minutes of reading. Bateman describes every single person with their clothing (with brands and models) I mean how the hell author knew so much, it's just crazy.

[@saint3058]

Shows how much he only cares about status

[@EmperorPylades]

The best part is that people hunted down the catalogues for those years and realised that none of the outfits make a lick of sense. The patterns, cuts and colours don't go together at all. Bret Easton Ellis confirmed this was entirely deliberate, the endless recitation of accessories and brands throughout the novel is meant to just become meaningless noise.

[@AgentAika001]

I want to fit in

[@callousTelegnosis]

the Dementia Darkness Raven Way of his time

[@Graymenn]

the author is a woman, hopefully that helps explain how all that is possible

[@DougWIngate]

The sad music really helps to change the context of the scene. Instead of something upbeat that would make the whole thing seem amusing, your instinct is to feel a bit sad for Bateman because of how dependent on his material goods he is to find any happiness od meaning. Then the music fades and he becomes ominous again

[@Turtlemannnn90]

He was so good looking and successful that he would literally blurt out that he's insane and no one would even give it a second thought.

[@sauldownbadman876]

Good looking people win

[@SearchIndex]

like in Gattaca ...when Ethan Hawk thinks people will recognize him and Jude Law says they won’t even see him, they will only see the credentials of his genetic make up

[@zoravarzordar7348]

He is a psychopath. He lacks sympathy or any kinda feeling. He does all these still feels empty inside.

[@bunniegutz2875]

Kinda like Hannibal, he goes around telling jokes about how he kills and eats people and everyone is like, haha wow your so funny

[@DeathBringer769]

The Ted Bundy effect.

[@ahsokatano3617]

This is balls on a filmmaker, this is perfectly cheesy, perfectly acted, perfectly edited. Everything about this scene is flawless, every film student needs to study why this scene works.

[@PushinPierce]

Lol

[@KH4444444444N]

Mary Harron understood the future.

[@Lite727]

Look at little Hitop Films Jr. Gonna cry?

[@cattysplat]

It opens practically as a commercial might look. All soulless like a display house and an actor acting out their routine.

[@joeg5642]

More brainless filmbro praise

[@angelusvastator1297]

I'm aware of who he is but this kinda.....inspirational.

[@matthewculver5271]

America

[@filrabat1965]

In a sense, that's the point of this scene. Psychopaths, on first meeting, ARE inspirational - or at least admirable in some way. That way is superficial imagery - especially imagery that pop culture glorifies (and its opposite it highly scorns). Makes you wonder if pop culture itself is based on sociopathic values. If you got that idea, then the film did what it set out to do.

[@MuhammadAhsan-qu1tt]

It is, I watch this every morning, it gives me a rush.

[@carolinagoldgirl8706]

Right? Lol 😂 thought I was crazy for thinking it like that. Whenever I’m lacking at the gym I just look at this!

[@angelusvastator1297]

@@filrabat1965 It kinda is. Both psychopaths and pop culture relish in hyper-individualism.

[@TheHungryTrollRawr]

Christian Bale was perfectly cast here as Patrick Bateman, I mean, when you consider all of the factors involved - his incredible physique, devotion to the part, broading menacing stare. Who else could have played this guy as well as Bale? Nobody comes to mind

[@sl4983]

Agreed

[@jaretdavis7445]

Tom cruise? Leo? Brad pitt? Ryan gosling?

[@TheHungryTrollRawr]

@@jaretdavis7445 Tom could have nailed the persona best, Pitt the physique. But none of them really fit the bill for me for THAT particular character, I really cannot see it! I will go with Cruise out of your selection if I had to consider them.

[@PWM-qh4cj]

@@jaretdavis7445 Christian Bale based the performance on Tom Cruise's persona in real life. Look it up, true story.

[@bluegregory6239]

@@TheHungryTrollRawr Tom Cruise is a movie star, Christian Bale is a true actor.

[@Meghnaaad]

The most unrealistic part in this movie is when he pulls his mask in one go without breaking it😂😂

[@a.c.6937]

Agree

[@kd9-3.73]

But he did it for real, doesn't that mean it's realistic 😂

[@Meghnaaad]

@@kd9-3.73 in may be like 100 retakes.

[@ghristophermyers666]

I mean, he's Patrick Bateman, he gotta do it perfect

[@invalid_person2419]

There’s still some left by his eyebrow

[@mythicaldreams5711]

So this is what Batman does when he's not saving the city. Intersting

[@harrisonbright6088]

Back To The Future Lover well Batman is a billionaire so you know he gotta look good 😂

[@Maulinator69]

Don't you mean Bateman? ;)

[@darthtron5804]

Patrick Batman

[@lowqualityshitposts8860]

Bateman is just hallucinating himself to be a hero wearing a silly bat suit in an overly grim city to cope with his dark side

[@darkprinceofdorne]

Beautiful, very nice.

[@victorkoropeckyj2771]

in the 2000's only psychopaths had a skincare routine, but now everyone does

[@williamwebb580]

k rotciv or maybe everyone’s just a sociopath now...

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

@@williamwebb580 is that a reference to the daily riots in usa?

[@ila_serah]

Right, I can't believe this is 8 years ago 😆

[@williamwebb580]

PrimeInk9734 it’s a reference to a lot of things.

[@bnbnism]

@@ila_serah it is 20 years ago

[@fabianandresvenegas2211]

This movie for me is by far Cristian Bale's best. The character was perfect in every way and he, with his talent, made sure it was a success. And four years later seeing him in the driver with that extreme thinness, you realize the kind of professional this guy is. Just smoke it.

[@PJ.Rob06]

You are not alone in that. People said this was "career suicide" but it was quite the opposite

[@MFsecret1]

⁠@@PJ.Rob06I havent seen the film but why would it be career killing?

[@PJ.Rob06]

@@MFsecret1 That I don't know.

[@KitChen5548]

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there" i love this line so much

[@TAFKASYFY]

In the book these lines are found in the end of the last chapter, it’s part of the internal thoughts he’s having when there are “no more barriers to cross” I always liked how they tied it into the intro and then at the end of the movie we still get that rest of the monologue

[@battleDroidB1]

Like

[@rahulmohanan2026]

It is infact true, another way of saying you are nothing but a bunch of neurons. Glad that someone pointed this out while others are busy with the superficial aspects of this video.

[@aryan7767]

Exactly. His character is a representation of capitalism in the 80s

[@thedoublep]

I didn't understand..... What does that exactly means ?? Is he trying to say we're illusions or something ??

[@moreafterthistime]

“I, simply, am not there.” I felt that

[@sonoftheway3528]

Don't cut yourself on that edge

[@GOSTDatingandLifestyle]

fits with your name

[@moreafterthistime]

@@sonoftheway3528 lmao

[@kickboxerforever00]

I'm literally like that every day

[@AgentK83]

No you didn’t

[@christopherdavis1012]

What's crazy is that if you type "morning routines" into the KZbin search bar, there will be videos that are 10-15 minutes long that are just like this, but even more pompous, and vain.

[@TheJoker-ih4wg]

Margot Robbie one of the best 😍

[@stxllr4687]

dont forget: mEdItAtIoN, yOGA, 5AM, some ridiculous amount of PrOtEiN pOwDer or deToX

[@christiangarcia309]

And walnut salad

[@barracuda0405]

@@stxllr4687 don't forget your Giorgo Armani Lip Balm!!!

[@FrancieliGoncalves_]

@@barracuda0405 lol 😂😂😂😂

[@1CProgrammer]

my morning routine: I wake up.

[@firstlast8258]

And drink a beer 🍺 😋

[@rogercampo5889]

So this is what Bruce Wayne does when he's not punching criminals

[@kkibela]

I think so too... I think the brilliance of Michael keaton is that he can be that warm wacky funny and psychotic at the same. Time.. He is one of the villains.. He just chooses not to be.. No one has really clocked that or replicated it

[@ГеоргиЧавраков]

@@kkibela this isn't michael keaton lmao

[@Hahzi]

He wasn't too creative to jump from bateman to batman

[@guyfromdubai]

@@Hahzi Bateman has...no limits

[@JustWhattaRuLookinAt]

Muscle Man That’s deep 😂😭😂😭

[@jamesbubu]

I live in my mom’s house. My name is Matthew. I'm 28 years old. I attempt to take care of myself with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine, which will always start tomorrow. In the morning, I try to wake up at 8am, and usually fail. My alarm clock rings until 12pm, which is when I get up. I start up my computer and stare at the loading screen. At around 3pm I know my day has truly begun when I see the comforting logo on the screen, “KZbin”.

[@robertswitzer990]

There is an idea of what I need to do to better my life. Many ideas of how to reach a higher level of being, and though I may talk about unfucking my situation, my true desire to do so is not really there.

[@ChiniWanders]

If this is not me... 😂

[@StupidMAN-fh8ch]

Yeah this isn’t totally me or anything no not at all

[@nhmooytis7058]

Matthew Rozario nice parody :D

[@nhmooytis7058]

Z 28 where in the am routine would it fit?

[@Argsnake]

I kind of unironically find this inspiring tbh. He balances a high-power career, rigorous diet and exercise, an intense skincare routine, fashionable clothing, and a high-maintenance girlfriend. No excuses, no complaining that he doesn't have time to do this or that. He makes it happen.

[@dylanm3181]

Well. He wasn't able to get into Dorsia. That definitely didn't happen 😛

[@tulipalll]

@@BigBobby7847 Maybe he is anyway 😈

[@taylortaylor5854]

¿Someone read the damn book?

[@volgtorbg]

Most successful people are like that in fact

[@Ashley-si3hl]

He only values appearances so he does all this because it makes him look good to others

[@BKFan342]

This was made in 2000, but he's talking like one of those 'day in the life' influencers you would've start stumbling upon in 2021.

[@travisjones9071]

First thing he says, “i live in the American Gardens Building.” He starts by saying his address at a prestigious and expensive apartment, then his name. This movie exploits and mocks yuppie culture by showing the extremity of their materialism.

[@jessicasmith7102]

Yup. Isn't it fascinating how jealousy and envy are powerful forces? Basically, that's all there is to creative marketing.

[@travisjones9071]

Jessica Smith later in the movie he almost has a mental breakdown because the guy he *just* killed has a nicer apartment than him.

[@TheKayaklover]

In the original script the line that follows the name of the building is: 'Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse' Google 'American Psycho Script' and you'll see it.

[@StoicPashtun]

Travis Jones eerie very eerie

[@asiginaakmiigwaan9200]

@@jessicasmith7102 I'm glad I'm not like that. I just want to be healthy and be able to consistently afford good skin care products and healthy stuff. lol I look at the excess some people live in and it would give me anxiety to live like that.

[@adamantium4999]

On paper, if he weren’t a lunatic killer, Patrick has actually very admirable qualities lol discipline to keep in top shape with rigorous exercise, health conscious diet and consistency. Not to mention a top notch skin care routine haha

[@aMoodyHipster]

With narcissists, perception is more important than integrity or actual strength of character

[@silverkitty2503]

you don't get it ...he doesn't really keep this routine ....this is what he tells people ...he has very little discipline that is why he boasts about this routine. He thinks this is noteworthy ...he has no sense of self ....and so he can't get out of his own way in life and causes most of his own problems but doesn't know why ...he has no character...he is so naive he doesn't even realize people feel more relaxed around those with character ...he doesn't know he should boast about how honest or kind he is ...he boasts about his morning routine which is probably not his real routine after ya know killing people the night before ..but the perception is all for him

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@silverkitty2503 lol total bs. You’ve never lived in a big city or worked in a corporate environment before. Over here, everything is about appearances and accomplishments. Everyone’s a fraud trying to look better than the next person.

[@NoxLegend1]

It’s called being disconnected from reality and living like what he thinks is human.

[@luispelozo]

All the scene Is a worship of superficiality and banality

[@PeterGriffin-jq7vf]

1:00 the tasteful thickness of it

[@ashketchup4966]

Nice one Peter

[@nutcrackerreal100]

Thank you Peter.

[@plushieoctopusonhead8415]

You are going to Brazil mate

[@tarmacsquire8508]

HAHAHa

[@samueljett7807]

Now let's see paul allen...

[@reginaphalange9417]

A lot of potential Batemans are on TikTok right now 😂

[@kylehoward8603]

One thing I like about this movie is that it’s an accurate depiction of a psychopath. Psychopaths are able to fit in with society and they do it surprisingly well until the time comes for them to strike. That’s why Patrick does this daily routine as to blend in.

[@dougman1067]

psychopath are just an excuse to give somebody a bad reputation, just because somebody is different from others does that really make somebody bad

[@thirtydaysveganandcounting]

Psychopaths are just people who lack empathy for others and do not understand the consequences of their actions. They don't generally have a plan of action but act highly impulsively with little thought. Most psychopaths don't live normally because they are prone to committing crimes with no regard for their actions and are prone to fits of rage. Edit: This was the description for a sociopath, wrote this on like no sleep. Psychopaths ARE emotionally manipulative, more rational and more in control of emotions. They still have a lack of empathy.

[@imEden0]

Although in the movie country for old men, it supposedly is more accurate. Both are amazing movies

[@Aditya-ou8pm]

@@thirtydaysveganandcounting what you're describing is a sociopath mate... don't get them confused

[@thirtydaysveganandcounting]

@@Aditya-ou8pm oh yeah my bad, it was late when I wrote that.

[@brysonchao5040]

I love his last line “ I simply am not there” he’s so cold and disturbing

[@kirya7177]

Agree, this whole scene basically explains his whole character.

[@kkibela]

You know what's crazy to me.. This whole thing is about self love.. Even though he does more than most people.. It does nothing for him

[@ladennayoung2939]

Yeah because he is a narcissist/psychopath.

[@dabtican4953]

I like his first line more. Mentioning that he lives in an expensive apartment before he even mentions his name. Shows where the characters priorities lie but I didn't really notice it was an unusual line when I first watched the film cause I didn't know it was gonna be about a materialistic narcissist but I appreciate it now

[@Dukesparrow1999]

I'm guessing in terms of being there, he means not mentally anyway or I could be wrong about this nutjob

[@AfroMan187]

I live in the slums on West 82nd Street, on the ground floor. My name is Rico Suave. I'm 29 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced breakfast and sometimes I do some push-ups. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll call into work sick and do more push-ups. I can do seven now. After I remove myself from society, I use a hand sanitizer from Walmart. In the shower, I use an old bar of soap. With a loofah. And on the face, that same bar of soap.

[@Alien_Slurpee]

Lmfao! This made my day!!!

[@kəanıncupıdo]

American Sociopath

[@tonymahony7936]

Awesome dude 🤣👍🏼

[@murk959]

Lmaoo

[@patrickhart2483]

This would be perfect, but there are no slums on West 82nd😂😂 It made me laugh though:)

[@anderplays6460]

This guy wakes up at 4.30 am to be at work at noon

[@chrisbedwards]

Now let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

[@luckyducki]

I laughed at this

[@toikissa8734]

How did a nitwit like you get so many likes?

[@toikissa8734]

Its a refrence to the movie :^)

[@janeswurld]

Dont forget hes part of that whole Yale thing

[@Charles9211]

I can't believe that KZbin prefers Edwards' comment to mine.

[@lil1708]

this sounds exactly like that dudes morning routine that cody and noel made fun of

[@timmyturnertinkertoy7637]

GARLIC EXTRACT

[@likeicare300]

Lmao those insta idiots are psychos thats why

[@johnny-mnemonic13]

I'm so lost

[@fathimahifza8601]

LMFAOO

[@joaovictorhasse1630]

I came here precisely after watching that video lol

[@SrSpook-tc8qn]

I love how when he starts describing himself and who he really is under the mask, he is slowly peeling off the physical one. Genius visual storytelling.

[@cecilebraillie4471]

yes, it's really subtle... if you're twelve

[@Nikotheleepic]

​@@cecilebraillie4471 said the person with an emoji avatar. I'm sure you're a brilliant screenwriter

[@adrianpaul1985]

​@@Nikotheleepic man shut up. I hate this "you're not allowed to crticize something unless you do it yourself" bullshit

[@Ragitsu]

@@NikotheleepicAwesome Niko.

[@Foreverspiralling]

No it’s very much on the nose

[@guyinbluu]

Every time, I see something else. The empty picture frames at the beginning are an amazing symbol for Bateman himself. Fundamental emptiness surrounded by excess.

[@LaFlame_]

I don’t know why but after watching this video I want to take care of my skin a lot more than I do

[@TheCatalinM]

Same ..

[@LaFlame_]

@- I actually do now.

[@BarberShave19]

Welcome to the club.

[@aaronkenyon7112]

Me too and I've started it. I'm drinking more water than anything now, I hardly drink coke anymore and stopped putting sugar in my tea. I consume a lot of anti oxidant foods such as blueberries, dark chocolate and leafy greens. After shaving I always apply moisturiser to my face and in the shower I use a milk and honey shower cream

[@aaronkenyon7112]

@@electricfishfan Its not about femininity when you think about it. Just think about the fact it prevents you getting acne. Do you like getting spots and blackheads on your face? I sure as hell don't

[@sunshinepurple1043]

I'm in the "This never happened/it's all in his head" camp solely because I've never seen a face mask come off in one piece .

[@siray3232]

well there are some tiny bits left on his temples

[@dylanm3181]

Even the Les Miserables poster. If you've read the book, you know that it pops up everywhere! Wherever Bateman goes, he see a Les Miserables banner. It's interesting

[@calvindignard5137]

Dylan M Les Miz was HUGE in the 80s in New York

[@Contra7311]

One take!

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

&, did they have all that facial scrub blah-blah-blah in the 80s?

[@smolpp5316]

It's funny how he uses all these products to keep his skin looking as healthy as possible, yet he has no problem with smoking cigars and snorting coke

[@priscillap7886]

Oh the irony

[@xiomityller173]

It's a well known fact that cocaine makes you lose weight but doesn't really have an affect to your skin , but yeah I agree lmaooo

[@BecomingSuperSaiyan]

it was the 80's and I believe the awareness of thw damage coke does to u is well understood

[@BecomingSuperSaiyan]

not well understood*

[@tibbygaycat]

Maybe it's a metaphor. Like he cares for his skin but fucks up his insides

[@NaticzkaKaminskaHenryDolphin]

Bale's maturity & brilliance in this role are not that surprising if you know a little bit about Bale's life. Christian had very unusual parents and upbringing, his family has seen quite a few things. This means that the child has contact with various, exciting people and different environments from the beginning, and can analyze the entire spectrum of human behaviors. His grandfather was an RAF pilot, and his father, who was born in South Africa, for a time a commercial pilot, then he had his own businesses, then he was also an activist in various fields. The whole family moved around the world and had a nomadic lifestyle. Christian's mother was a circus dancer and clown. Christian grew up in a circus. Bale almost NEVER talks about it, but he did maybe 2-3 times, including a few years ago, at the time of the Vice movie premiere, on the HappySadConfused movie podcast, and it was fascinating to listen to him talk about his life in a circus!! In a circus you have contact with acting all the time, it's all about performance, and you live with interesting people who know life. Acting appears to be Bale's destiny. He simply changed one circus for another, one stage for a larger and more spectacular one - the world of film and Hollywood!!

[@AM-qi1my]

“A balanced diet” only food in his fridge is some old junk food and ice cream

[@jameslopez9661]

He only eats out at restaurants

[@CraziedVideos]

there was meat at the bottom

[@CraziedVideos]

@Ethan Fossett those weren't real :)

[@mikalathompson8746]

I only see frozen yogurt and pre portion dishes, which is exactly what a healthy diet is: food planning and a treat that isn’t too indulgent.

[@fgk9397]

Give him a break...hes a child of devorce

[@raychangalarza179]

The music, the voice, the way it’s filmed, the way that he he numbers every product that he uses in detail, the motivational speech, this is truly an influencer morning routine video

[@chadbigdick1980]

you made me watch this scene again just to see if he had numbers on his products and you will be getting a package in the mail with my whole fist in it

[@biaotoch]

angelic and classic

[@primechef2433]

This scene makes me want to take a shower

[@Embrinna]

Me too. And i don't have a shower.

[@primechef2433]

@@Embrinna you don't have a shower

[@sterlingarcher1576]

@@Embrinna ???

[@Embrinna]

@@primechef2433 yeah. Too bad.

[@akimtamiroff8499]

I haven't taken a shower or bath for 9 months

[@johnreed3405]

I'm reading American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis and I have to say that I can only see Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman when I read the book. That only goes to show, in my eyes at least, just how Christian Bale nailed the character in the movie. Its amazing. The book was very controversial when it was released in 1991. It was hated on by people like Gloria Steinem (Christian Bale's step mom in real life) for how it portrayed women and how shallow Wall Street Yuppies were. But now, thirty years later, American Psycho is considered a masterpiece both as a novel and as a movie. Damn, it even has a friggen musical with Matt Smith as Patrick Bateman. This only goes to show that if you truly believe in what it is you are making and if you stick with it then one day it will be appreciated.

[@Swump87]

Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

[@kaidens6992]

I cant belive he prefers Paul Allen's routine over mine.

[@haloman1024]

+Professor Positron lol

[@ОлегОленев-я3о]

+Swump87 It's Impressive . . . hmmpf Very nice.

[@skullcrushed1216]

+Nathan Hines excuse me I have to return some video tapes

[@kerrys5682]

+JZcommand lol I love that excuse I've used it before and anyone that has seen the movie catches on and laughes