i'd like a plain omelet | Jack Nicholson

[@NSCA12]

For anyone wanting to know the movie name is "Five Easy Pieces".

[@BAfan-tt9zl]

THANK YOU!! Why don’t the providers of these clips put in the name of the movies?!?!

[@JK-of6bq]

I was thinking the same as the other guy! Never saw this movie before, now going to be checking it out!

[@dolam]

Thank you 🎉

[@davefave4351]

A great but often overlooked film.

[@XaviRonaldo0]

​@@BAfan-tt9zlso they get more comments

[@mitch4527]

Even as a young man, Jack looked like he was about to go psycho at any moment

[@georgevarughese4886]

True 👍🏿 ✔️

[@ianjones3568]

Yes, The Shining was a release for him.

[@g_aware_nerd]

When your mom and sister are really your grandmother and mom it might send you spiraling

[@alfredo9445]

Good observation. !!!

[@dom4534]

He simped out in the end

[@alexanderm3504]

Ah the 70s were you can look 30 40 or 50 at the same time

[@ajandtheshopkins1015]

Brilliant thanks 😅😅😅😅😅

[@spdkld]

I've always wanted to put such sentiments into words; thanks for your contribution.

[@alexanderm3504]

@@spdkld no problem 😊

[@michaelg6641]

​@@kaianttila1619proves his point..

[@Luciana_McC_99]

What does that mean ? I'm not being smart I'm genuinely asking. I think young Jack is handsome.

[@FrankSancimino-pp9nr]

You know a guy is a great actor....when a food order becomes a legendary scene. If he's not the best he's at the top.

[@CaribbeanMischief]

Doesn't best mean at the top? As in, it literally means the exact same thing?

[@BadEinsteinReal]

@@CaribbeanMischief”if he’s Not the best he’s at top”…Get it now?

[@Bokgat]

Fair comment

[@thehermit761]

XD yes

[@FrankSancimino-pp9nr]

@@CaribbeanMischief Best is #1 at the top means 2,3,7,10 etc. Asshole get alife

[@paul8161]

Jack has a lovely smooth quiet voice.

[@cjewe1z]

That's part of his job. Actors are supposed to sound nice. Would anyone want to listed to an actor talk who sounded like a drill?

[@thomastrain7311]

"Swamp!" From easy rider 😂

[@Wolf-qh2lk]

Until it reaches a crescendo. Which it always does. Great in the Shining!

[@we8463]

Until he goes psycho and comes at you with an axe!

[@JFEnterprize]

Not when he was yelling shut up in mars attacks 😂🎉

[@patriciagiannattasio9180]

They left out the best part: "hold the chicken."

[@kidkong637]

I know! What the hell!

[@angel4animals956]

true..but imo, its specifically where he told her 2 hold it: "betweeeen her kneeeeez."😂🎉❤👍🙋‍♀️😅

[@lisadooney6739]

Exactly!!!!!🤦🏼‍♀️

[@patriciagiannattasio9180]

@@angel4animals956 Yes!

[@AJ-kv1po]

AI sliced and diced, that's all I see now 😢

[@MarshallLoveday]

That scene was filmed at a Denny's here in Eugene, Oregon, right off interstate 5. It's still serving meals today.

[@evm6177]

OH IT IS.. REALLY! 😂

[@RogueReplicant]

Still no substitutions?

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

🇺🇲👍🏻

[@kevingordon9192]

Interesting.

[@Tunda2]

Do they serve sides of toast now? Or did they get rid of the toaster when it got outdated?

[@Anonymous71892]

Jack Nicholson just had the Eyes man! Even when he's calm he still looks like he's about to go off the rails at any moment.

[@thehermit761]

XD

[@thehermit761]

yes I know XD

[@manher4335]

It works! That's why I love the guy

[@louisewelch5451]

What is XD?

[@pumpedupbro4200]

Yeah, what is XD?

[@WesleyGravolet]

The best "shut up" I have ever heard...

[@themartialartsapproach8786]

The one in the Fugitive is also great. "Aaah! Ahhhh!" "Shut up."

[@markmower6507]

You should have heard when my Dad said "Shut Up!"...

[@markmower6507]

Actually, now that I think 🤔 about it now I know where he got it from?! Hahahahahahahaha 😂!!!

[@carlhaldeman420]

That "Shut up!" sequence didn't seem right to me. It didn't seem realistic for the younger woman to cut in there. For the others to listen as observers seemed more likely to happen.

[@nothanksbigbrother5679]

Which is why "shut up" was perfect lol​@carlhaldeman420

[@JakeWitmer]

Cutting out the ending of this scene is practically criminal 😂😂😂

[@ElvarMasson]

YES!!! 😂

[@sean68mtown]

Gotta agree…

[@pbc76]

Best in movie history. Leaving it out is a felony.😮

[@Rampart.X]

Absolutely! - ".. Hold the chicken between your knees.."

[@ShindlersFiist]

Yeah! What's up with that?? 😂

[@michaellatta7699]

Only Jack Nicholson can make ordering a plain omelette sound like a threat.😄

[@jamierainz8514]

His voice scares the hell out of me. He picked his roles perfectly. I loved The Departed. Sooo good!!

[@thehermit761]

he was best in the shining

[@dawnjohnson3263]

The rat! Unforgettable

[@Tonyv124]

1 flew over the cucoos 🪹

[@henrlima87]

@@dawnjohnson3263the way he makes the rat face always sends me 😂

[@Christian-vy9pg]

This is not the departed

[@catherinemerrill5511]

I think they missed his last line: "hold the chicken salad "

[@instrumentality42]

Exactly. Why even make this clip if it's going to cut off right before the punchline?

[@catherinemerrill5511]

@@instrumentality42 I saw this movie in 1970 and still remember with a belly laugh the impact of the punchline. Jack Nicholson is so great!

[@instrumentality42]

@@catherinemerrill5511 It will always be relevant. Similar situation: there's a restaurant that sells cheeseburgers for 50 cents less than their hamburgers. I loved to confuse them by ordering a "cheeseburger, hold the cheese."

[@jfm562]

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[@jerrycoleman882]

The best part "... and hold the chicken between your Knees!"

[@richardwright1488]

😂😂😂😂 He has that calm serial killer vibe.

[@backasswards5250]

He did great in The Shinning

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@backasswards5250 That's The Simpsons!

[@LiberPater777]

​@@mikespearwood3914 Careful, dont want to get sued now.

[@stephan7270]

No, he did great in what almost nobody is doing anymore… the word “please” is Something we all should use, and start teaching our children how to behave by placing an order in a restaurant.

[@flightnavigator8999]

Oh yeah.Heeerrrees Johnny😅

[@TheDaskell]

Jack Nicholson and Johnny Depp will go down in history as two of the greatest actors of our time.

[@caseylayton4898]

Living legend. I hope he's doing okay in his golden years. I remember watching tons of his movies growing up, but I was "coming of age" when The Departed was released, and I really understood how good he is.

[@tonybartoli3655]

Sadly, but truly...Jack is not doing too well in his later years. NOT, blasting him--- great actor in many films. But a story popped up I think nearly a year ago. Title read-- Jack Nicholsan Unrecognizable. You can google just that. Several story sources. Seems he has really health-deteriorated in later years...

[@donnanhuggler8451]

I love the way he talks. Doesn’t matter what he’s saying .. just talk man!

[@augustoiturre3454]

It kinda reminds me Toby from The office

[@Uzurr69]

The way he talks gives me a vague Charles Manson vibe, same calm stubbornness.

[@VidyaRavilochan]

Seriously! Dude could read the phonebook and I would be hanging on his every word.

[@VidyaRavilochan]

Seriously! Dude could read the phonebook and I would be hanging on his every word.

[@VidyaRavilochan]

Seriously! Dude could read the phonebook and I would be hanging on his every word.

[@johngore7744]

They missed the best part. ‘ chicken salad sandwich , hold the chicken’ she says ‘ you want me to hold the chicken?’ Jack says ‘ I want you to hold it between yer knees!’ She gets mad and says he has to leave. Jack gets up with the two girls ( who are going to Alaska) and says ok and clears the table by swiping everything off onto the floor. Classic Jack lol.

[@andrewmaximo4485]

I was about to say they cut out that part 😅

[@davidjrb]

Took the words out of my mouth

[@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music]

He seems to have a hard time with restaurants. Remember "as good as it gets?" 🤣

[@USA92]

Cassic animal. Hard stuff huh?

[@mildred714]

People that make clips don’t know how and where to start and end clips.

[@LauraB0421]

I love Jack Nicholson. So many memorable roles. What an actor! Btw, I have been in that situation. Even old Jack stayed calmer than I did! lol

[@alyneanderson5048]

Hey the waitress WAS GREAT! She made him look good… couldn’t have had this scene without her. Perfect casting…

[@davidvalenz6418]

very good point!! you are so right. cheers.

[@derrickbroesch8653]

Nurse Ratchet follows him everywhere

[@jerryadamek3153]

Great comment 👍

[@snowwalker9999]

Or he follows her everywhere 😅

[@Joecms]

Was that her????

[@quartusbuys6831]

Best movie I EVER saw was One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest with nurse Ratched and Jack The Legend.

[@MensaGiraffe]

​@@Joecms No, that wasn't the same actress

[@lucleblanc7029]

One of the best actors of all time!

[@julsc2106]

Correct top 5 easy

[@sean.379]

yes sir

[@ChrisChaney-sy7no]

​@@sean.379definitely one of the greats and one of my favorites.

[@ChrisChaney-sy7no]

One of the greats.

[@einarabelc5]

Been pretending his whole life poor guy

[@failranch9542]

Everyone talks about Jack, I guess because he’s famous, but the acting award here should go to the waitress. She made that look so REAL!

[@tbu5118]

I run into this woman every damn day

[@jamesconsiglio2709]

How do you leave out the last line!!!!!!! That made him famous!!!!

[@laurilevy4688]

What was the last line!!!!???

[@ijustgottasaythis]

@@laurilevy4688 Waitress:"You want me to hold the chicken?"... Him: "Yeah, I want you to hold it between your knees!"... That would be the last line of script folks are talkin' about. Spoiler alert...They leave.

[@laurilevy4688]

@@ijustgottasaythis 😂 thank you!

[@vr6jettar]

Unbelievable! That's the BEST PART of the scene.

[@elamonty]

And how do you leave out the last line while telling us about the last line????

[@RichardNobes]

"Would you like to talk to the manager?" Reverse Karen 😂

[@pipermccool]

Reverse Karen Black. 😉

[@williambock1821]

😂

[@williambock1821]

@@user-nl9mn8ql8oKaren?

[@1SqueakyWheel]

​@@jaysonb.6669It's not their shame.

[@Phariseehunter]

Would you like extra grob on your toast Sir?

[@user-rw1er9pr8z]

And that ladies and gentlemen is how years later he became the Micheal Keaton’s Batman Joker… 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@DirtMaguirk]

I've been wondering what a Michael Keaton Jack Torrence would be like. It's the eyebrows.

[@bobblaszczak7972]

Jack is one of a kind. Great actor. Made some incredible movies over the years, but even here, as a rookie he shows incredible chops.

[@garyroberts3859]

His facial expressions are the best in Hollywood history

[@shavoshaco2402]

True, his facial expressions are what made the shining so believable

[@anchalkumar8224]

Except Robert Duall

[@mumbles215]

Warren Oats. Tarantino even said the same.

[@rozsheehy6146]

Jack is something else!! He's a phenomenal actor.

[@stellapatchouli2730]

Used to be😅

[@fasteddie4435]

Jack Nicholson feels like a Steven King character, but he's just Jack Nicholson. 😱 🤘

[@jaonmarymccormack3078]

I love this guy. He is so good at the anger and how he great at explaining in his acting

[@ejp75]

“Now hold the chicken salad and bring me the toast”. Where should I hold the chicken salad?” “Between your legs!”

[@stephenmitchell9520]

Knees...

[@OOO34540]

😂

[@gregharrison5479]

between your knees!

[@Lexandjim]

So this is how it was SUPPOSED tio conclude this scene!! What a shame they cut it out!! ;)

[@johnhirtle4300]

Knees

[@petergallagher6441]

What a legend. No other word can describe Jack Nicholson

[@shanebriggs1039]

Absolutely agree, he is and always will be an absolute legend!!

[@chesterdonnelly1212]

In this scene I would describe him as a Karen

[@petergallagher6441]

@@chesterdonnelly1212 I'm sorry mate and I hope you don't think I'm being rude but what do you mean you'd describe him as a Karen?

[@chesterdonnelly1212]

@@petergallagher6441 A Karen in this situation is someone being an awkward entitled customer giving a server a hard time.

[@petergallagher6441]

@@chesterdonnelly1212 ok mate didn't know that

[@patricedonofrio2438]

One of tbe best scenes in film history! Jack was coming into his own and become one of film history!❤

[@johnpandolfino8663]

He's is one of the greatest actors of all time.....

[@vahgeuvje10]

hes so relaxed yet still maintains tension

[@joannefitzpatrick992]

Relaxed tension might be one of the best oxymorons I've ever heard

[@swisscheeseplease97]

He told his girl to shut up 😂 I guess that’s not abuse or I ciddd it’s is abuse?

[@-ShootTheGlass-]

What tension? It’s just a guy ordering something to eat.

[@noah5889]

@@-ShootTheGlass-it’s the emotion Nicholson has, a certain gleam in his eyes that makes you think he might smack the shit outta you out of nowhere

[@JasonDelves-cw8zs]

You Should see him in the sack! So I've been told, lol!

[@colleencameron5722]

Jack Nicholson one of the best actors ever.

[@timedwards8944]

​@@jackNicholson-uc5dnlmfao jack😂😂😂

[@timedwards8944]

​@@jackNicholson-uc5dnlmfao jack 😂😂😂😂

[@timedwards8944]

@@jackNicholson-uc5dn absolutely 👍👍👍👍💯 persent

[@orlandovillarreal9450]

True😂❤

[@sub-zero7008]

The best

[@michelemchenry3500]

I LOVED this movie!!! Made my kids watch it. Every kid should have to see it.

[@PaulHosey]

Young Jack 😂 i love his sarcastic demeanor lmao

[@billybob-zg4bx]

You stopped before the best part of the scene were he basically asks for a sandwich and tells her to hold everything just to get his toast, but Jack does it like Jack does it and no description could come close to how he acts it out. Legendary!

[@memyself1566]

Jack did not write the words - a script writer had to do that. That is where the genius comes from - the script.

[@doddsalfa]

What movie is this?

[@jessejordache1869]

@@doddsalfa 5 Easy Pieces. It's like The Graduate for people of that generation who actually worked for a living.

[@dominicanfrankster]

as long as it get clicks, right?

[@eal784]

The waitress doesn't get enough credit here. She does a fantastic job as Jack's foil, completing the scene's brilliance.

[@Xcraigy85X]

100% agree, I loved the way she was uncomfortable but still keeping to the menu, great scene

[@michaelgmoore5708]

Both are great actors!((

[@planetX15]

Wasn't she the same waitress that served David Mann in Chucks Cafe in Duel? She looks familiar

[@failranch9542]

Absolutely. I always thought most of the credit for that scene should go to her.

[@billsilcott9692]

This is one of those Jack moments that wasn't so much acting as much as it was Jack being Jack ❤️

[@ricksaunders8074]

Thats why Jack is the best actor

[@groksr]

Jack was truly one-of-a-kind. Still is.

[@terencenordberg7482]

Say-that-again

[@nelsons1129]

Jack is a classic, a true actor, and person. He was a true professional.

[@rafaelmartell6918]

How long did you live with him?

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

As an actor he is fenomenal as a person he is very flawed to put it mildly!

[@robertollier3085]

was?

[@memyself1566]

Well, no more than any of the others! It took him a few decades to become a “star“.

[@memyself1566]

@@JaneDoe-ci3gj That is always the combination of a talented person. Whether the talent is worth having or not, is another matter.

[@lreevesnyc21]

This scene demonstrates....a star from all the average actors. The "delivery" in this scene... brillant.

[@stellapatchouli2730]

The girl with black hair is Elena,Jack's good friend. I think she actually lived at jack and Angelica's place. She also had a very successful but short lived private disco club in LA i used to attend every weekend! The good old days...💫

[@user-bb1gm9or8p]

Pure magnetism. One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, he was outstanding in that movie.

[@RealMTBAddict]

Wrong movie

[@user-bb1gm9or8p]

@@RealMTBAddict I know. I was commenting on how good he was in cuckoos nest. It was the first movie that I managed to sneak in to see as I was under age to view it. I had just turned 14, it had 18 rating. I’d seen The Last Detail previously but Cuckoos Nest was the movie that made me a fan from a very young age.

[@frankenstone804]

@@RealMTBAddict so why you dont say what movie it is

[@RealMTBAddict]

@@frankenstone804 🙈

[@user-bb1gm9or8p]

@@frankenstone804 Five Easy Pieces is the movie. 1970.

[@santinojozefmiller7721]

He should’ve told the waitress that she couldn’t handle the truth!😂🤣😅

[@grantyentis5507]

That would make it crystal clear

[@santinojozefmiller7721]

@@grantyentis5507 I know it would.

[@reginaldforthright805]

He was amazingly polite to that harridan

[@bradtaylor2723]

And that she was a piss any😀😀

[@jonathanray7230]

Yo ass is a psycho 🤣🤣🤣

[@roycenedeleff6775]

Jack N. Is such a great actor. It shows in this scene.

[@rickjohnson6559]

When he smiles. Still today old at a lakers game i hear in my head. Heres johnny

[@hardset-vi3ze]

" HOLD the chicken salad, hold the mayo and hold the lettuce and just give me the fucking toast!!!!!" (Or something close to that) and never forgot Jack with his unique style! 😅😅😂

[@ellenr3292]

Not even close

[@Yonder27]

@@ellenr3292 Yes it was

[@Yonder27]

If I think it’s true I’ll say it. If I find out later it was wrong I’ll admit it 🤷🏻‍♂️.

[@alejandroacevedo9409]

Grabbing the waitress, raising his voice, and telling his girl to shut up, my how the times have changed😂

[@eal784]

You're right, now a brawl would break out.

[@tonypaella]

​@@eal784and someone would film it, NOT in landscape, miss half of it and yell worldstar

[@michael5089]

​@@tonypaella😂👍

[@ZootedUchiha]

ahh the good old times.

[@BostonBoss]

Lol

[@karacrawford6472]

He’s always been charismatic. In a real life situation, he’d get that toast.

[@sarebear4351]

I love how she steps in and gets told "shut up" 🤣🤣🤣 man can speak for himself ❤

[@lamontbryant3981]

Hehehehe funny as shit!!! Jack Nicholson is bad-ass!!!!!!!!

[@haczabim]

no feminism there

[@jessejordache1869]

It's not as good as his "shut the **** up" in Chinatown.

[@sarebear4351]

@@jessejordache1869 lol I often need to be told 🤭

[@sarebear4351]

@@haczabim lol Iv experienced the same situation and my man told me. I'm learning but I still often need to be told 🤦🤭 . Nothing like a man to take his place. Thank goodness for the recent stance against extreme feminism. Sure helped me alot

[@johngililland6166]

Puts the 'Anger Management" breakfast scene into perspective. "I SAID OVER EASY!!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@chuckhamilton-nw2de]

The shining is one of his best performances, and one flew over tcn also

[@harryangel4822]

Wow, this man was probably the greatest actor who ever lived. Here’s Johnny.

[@iheartdonut]

I gotta politely disagree, and offer my nomination of Tom Hanks.

[@harryangel4822]

@@iheartdonut 🤣😂 Tom Hanks? The flaming liberal comedian? That Tom Hanks? Yeah right. That’s a funny one.

[@adamnilsson566]

Jeez, thought he was dead for a moment there, I guess you wrote ”was” because he’s retired.

[@airraverstaz]

​@@harryangel4822 His political affiliation has absolutely no bearing on his ability to act. You're part of what's wrong in this country if you'd disqualify him for that.

[@DM-zr7vc]

@@airraverstaz he's a peddlephile

[@exposingproxystalkingorgan4164]

Jack Nicholson always look like he is going to freak out.

[@juicekittie]

This breaks my heart seeing him so young :( im getting so old. I want to cry.

[@Kdija89]

I know what you mean. Really, where does the time go?!

[@uno3863]

The waitress shoulda asked him "DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!!!???"

[@paulmurphy8993]

"Yea I know what it comes with." The start of a historic career.

[@user-tu9qm2ni7m]

The great Jack Nicholson! 😊❤😊

[@dougschadel8094]

I wish Jack would have done a podcast I'd love to hear his Hollywood stories. Can you imagine 🙌🙌

[@stackthatartpaper]

“Shut up “ the words that keep my marriage together ❤

[@PlusVK22]

Bahahaha😂

[@rockabyebaby6111]

😂😂 I say it in Greek ...faousa or skase, while intended to mean " be quiet." Both words true meanings are more sinister, 😂😂

[@diligentsun1154]

Speak on it

[@ateam137]

Hahahahaha

[@jamesbond2904]

Yup! Me too.

[@Dubme2poss]

Young Nicholson.... He was always a bad ass... spoke well intelligence to the max.. This man is still a bad ass.

[@gilavalos2400]

Even when just ordering his lunch Jack can make a benign scene seem intense 😮

[@Kathleen-ht8co]

Don't forget Jack in Easy Rider.❤

[@junbug1love]

Jack Nicholson one of the best in the game😊😅

[@hulkman129]

​@jackNicholson-uc5dneasy to be anyone on comments..😊..

[@cptmuffy]

Dude was being patient.

[@michaelfortenberry5735]

I just know about this scene because of the Arby's crank call soundboard. They were loving the call.

[@dickrichard5579]

Jack was a handsome man back in the day

[@littleredrose6254]

Very.

[@michaelgmoore5708]

Yes he was

[@PlusVK22]

He looked crazy at the same time. 😂

[@abmelvic5066]

Yes. So handsome. And Clint Eastwood too. So handsome. Then aging set in....

[@evzevz06]

Looks strange here because of how much ai touching up has been done. That waitresses teeth were brown in the original clip

[@user-hs9wh2qf7c]

The way he said shut up 😂 I cried 😂😂😂

[@jeanlucdrion1152]

He was kind of clear skin, smooth face and handsome when he was a young lad.

[@jeanlucdrion1152]

Remember lads. Don't smoke cigarettes or cigars.

[@fs.pureblood]

Best actor on the planet.

[@edgardavid1653]

Not really. He can only play himself in all the movies he appears, but he does a masterful job at that. Still, far from being the best in my opinion.

[@DBBMed]

​@@edgardavid1653 Hes definitely up high on the list even if you may not think hes the best hes without question in the top ten all time. One of the very few actors to win 3 Academy awards, although their credibility nowadays means nothing, they meant something when he won them.

[@dianeratti5644]

And good looking to !!!!!

[@robshaw285]

Great actor and just noticed great teeth 😂

[@nomasnofuss8393]

yeah...great teeth

[@Agent1W]

@@nomasnofuss8393 All the better to EAT, my dear...

[@MarkySerenada]

Why was i fixated on his mouth and perfect teeth as he spoke? He was so handsome here. Legend. GOAT.

[@TheGregcawthorne]

This guy is really talented! I can't wait to see his career grow.

[@boneyn3661]

He retired from acting and became a Lakers groupie.

[@brianstrutter1501]

Lol, 53 years later here we are

[@sofiazarolnick5348]

😂

[@rickyv7757]

​@@boneyn3661😅

[@Islandtime23]

His career already grew and grew and he’s not acting anymore But I’m sure you knew that

[@Magickacademy]

When this happens it's often your cook. The cook puts regulation on what they won't do because if everyone orders these extras then it adds time to the routine of cooking from the menu. Throws off the choreography of a pre set menu.

[@mg9009]

Diners shouldnt act like the french laundry

[@naruii5160]

just make the damn thing

[@biffenheimer]

​@@naruii5160Shut up.

[@michaelbacchiocchi8111]

Really… just make it. Sounds like you’ve spent all of about 5min in a kitchen making Ramen. Ok they’ll make whatever you want but it’ll cost ya. This kind of expectation is probably why diners now charge 17.95 for an omelette.

[@kmoecub]

Meanwhile at the Mom&Pop Mexican place down the road they will make anything that you want, and add it to the menu if you come back often enough.

[@trevormynatt3466]

He was always ahead of his time. What a pimp

[@snatchhog]

"...hold it between your knees..." 😂

[@grunders]

in real life, the cooks would have spit in his order

[@rickyv7757]

Lol, yup

[@el34glo59]

Probably did

[@GaetanoLetiziaMusic]

In real life we wouldn’t go to a place that dumb.

[@phillipkuske567]

“You know you’re a star when you can walk into any restaurant, order something NOT on the menu, and they will bring it to you”--Jack Nicholson

[@memyself1566]

Know when you are a star because you can throw your weight around and not be criticised for it.

[@JohnS-il1dr]

"I knew i was a star because i sht someone during filming and i got away with it" A. Baldwin

[@OldieWan]

You know you are a star when you can murder & grape both men and women and get away with it. People will sweep it under the rug for you so that it doesn't ruin your imagine. F these people. Non of them impress me.

[@dannynysus]

You know you're a star when you don't spend all day jerking off to how many likes your stupid KZbin comments get

[@cheekyb9172]

Or a douche

[@robertnguyen9493]

“I want you to hold it between your knees!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShadowMidnight82]

Jack 😂😂😂 the old movies were priceless

[@jessvolina6007]

He was always the man and movies from this era. Man the substance and talent! Even small clips like this, you really get immersed!

[@user-fu2oy6dp4j]

Such a gifted, brilliant and handsome actor!! An eternal, iconic legend!! Blessings

[@michaelgmoore5708]

Absolutely the best!

[@terryquinn5450]

He was a good looking dude in his youth. Perfect teeth.

[@fellon8019]

"Hold the chicken between your knees" was a great line.

[@reev9759]

The word "cottage fries" was never used again.

[@bigmoose99]

Agreed. What are they?

[@anotherpenny1942]

@@bigmoose99I think they’re like ‘home fries’. Cubed fried potatoes.

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

She was lucky he didn't say, "Nobody wants a war. If we can't agree, we'll just shake hands and that'll be that!"

[@Erkbrothers80]

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs 🍳

[@jordansilver4629]

You ever dance with the devil in a pale moon light?

[@WhizMitchell]

One of my favorite actors of all time.

[@user-jf9rs7bc5o]

Jack was with us back 🔙 n the say37/385. No harm no foul.

[@141Lav]

Jack like Joe Pesci always on the edge of an explosion 😀. Love them both great actors ❤

[@herononzero5120]

Jack is way cooler than Pesci though. Jack was smooth AF

[@ancientatomicimmortality4016]

​@herononzero5120 Right, the Shinning is the only reason he's looked at as a "crazy actor" but Pesci was that person/actor in almost everything he played in cause it wasn't an act

[@Jaq365]

Well THANKS. Now I'm hungry for a omelette, potatoes, tomatoes and some wheat toast.

[@virtueherak1904]

He sounds like my mom ordering breakfast...but he has a lot more patience lmao

[@user-sk7fh9xp9o]

Damn he was handsome with the sideburns... Great and funny actor.

[@richardpeetrinpeetrin9817]

Jack Nicholson in his next movie after "Easy Rider"(1969), Nicholson always played "Himself"....😎 Here we have Jack Nicholson in the 1970 "Cult-Classic" film, "Five Easy Pieces".......

[@annsmith7207]

This is one of the best scenes of all time -- too bad they cut the final sentences.

[@richardpeetrinpeetrin9817]

​@@annsmith7207 The actress playing the part of the "small-town career waitress" was absolutely superb in her role! Nicholson great as usual.......

[@beemrdon52]

Jack always played himself...so true.

[@richardpeetrinpeetrin9817]

@@jackNicholson-uc5dn Hope it's really you, Jack?....

[@BrianGallamore]

Basically you want the entire kitchen staff's spit in your omelet.

[@seer775]

Or add the tomatoes and make the man some toast.

[@wormwoodmain6677]

​@@seer775or just go to a different restaurant instead of acting like the waitress that makes minimum wage is the owner. She probably had to deal with 5 bozos just that morning before him.

[@ace0vspades]

Maybe she is the bozo.@@wormwoodmain6677

[@lacm64]

@@wormwoodmain6677Exactly! He’s being a douche.

[@MusicismoreImportant]

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