I'm thinking Dorsia

Every use of the word Dorsia from American Psycho, how'd he swing that?

[@monsterluv101]

The reason why Dorsia wasn't shown in the movie was because the production team couldn't get a reservation to film in there

[@batmenbeyont7775]

@Real Gangsters Move In Silence Are you stupid?

[@Expanses02]

@@batmenbeyont7775 Probably an understatement.

[@briancooley8777]

@@batmenbeyont7775 i mean he has an aleister crowley profile pic... so maybe

[@vineetn6059]

@Real Gangsters Move In Silence you do know that the term "dorsia" in this movie is not a real woman but rather it is a restraunt.

[@vineetn6059]

@Real Gangsters Move In Silence dorsia is a restraunt, simply saying

[@SuperFastEddies]

Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film.

[@adamarens3520]

Kenny Bania you’re right and I find myself considering it is the source of all of Patrick’s madness.

[@Jp19981]

Kenny Bania True that XD

[@Slechy_Lesh]

l3054 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6myhJaNgr-Xras

[@Tylerpierre99]

Kenny Bania I'm beginning to believe you on that. It's insidious and is almost like the driving oppressive narrative of the entire movie. Bateman isn't going mad....it's Dorsia having this poisonous effect on everyone on the movie.

[@norpriest521]

Kenny Bania So why people are so triggered just by hearing someone says I got reservation at Dorsia. It doesn't make any sense

[@BlueLightningSky]

He could have pretended to call anyone but he straight up called Dorsia

[@nosleep637]

because what if it wasnt book, maybe he thought he was lucky

[@no-rq7fp]

Love the fact that he just happens to know Dorsia's number

[@TuTosRARE]

@@no-rq7fp why wouldn't he

[@Phenriir]

@@no-rq7fp He literally called Dorsia minutes before

[@cananary]

2 at 9? Great thanks see ya then

[@wwld9823]

Let's see Paul Allen's Dorsia reservation.

[@aryankaushik93]

nobody goes there anymore

[@IveGotToast]

@@aryankaushik93 Is that Ivana Trump?

[@frankmerker630]

Great sea urchin ceviche

[@aryankaushik93]

@@IveGotToast jeez patrick i mean marcus what were you thinking

[@Am2727burra]

Impressive

[@garrytalaroc]

Dorsia still picking up phone calls when they're fully booked forever.

[@The-Deadite]

They are only picking up calls to laugh at the plebs.

[@shnpio]

They have the fake line and the real line

[@JD_tcb]

Well yeah. It's their phone--why tf would they stop answering the phone? What if someone cancels a reservation?

[@sergeant_chris6209]

Lmao someone might be calling for any other day

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

@@JD_tcb Cancelling a reservation at Dorsia? Unheard of.

[@pathos7527]

The real reason Bale played Bruce Wayne later is he wanted to know what it was like to be a character who can get a reservation at Dorsia

[@jimmy2k4o]

Damn you. You stole my idea for a comment lol

[@bugaloo67]

Only if he bought the restaurant

[@Trapsarentgay133]

Ok what if dorsia was the restaurant that Bruce bought in the dark knight

[@TheSolitaryEye]

They ought to give me a reservation. I own the place.

[@strat458796]

“It shouldn’t be a problem, I own the place.”

[@CursedKuren]

I bet Dorsia is the kind of place that has 50 tables but only ever occupies 20 at a time.

[@steelcitysteve8794]

Like walmart with their lanes but they're even more exclusive just 2 of 50.

[@PsyQoBoy]

Well it's COVID.... So they need to social distance.

[@pumpkin6429]

@UCjiD9YEZeh82NSxyY_gP84A Fuck you, fuck covid. Why don't you marry her since you like to bring her up all the time?

[@nateiwakura1075]

it's probably like that restaurant from Archer where they have a secret phone number for people the owner deemed acceptable to actually go there

[@justinw.2168]

@@pumpkin6429 What's wrong, did Covid cheat with your wife?

[@DelToro7]

Dorsia was the bane of his existence before Bane was the bane of his existence.

[@LamZL1]

@Casey McFadden I didn't see Texarkana till I was already a man, but then it was blinding

[@uzairahmed4197]

You merely adopted dorsia

[@scottmatheson3346]

"why does he wear the mask?" "BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT IN." "what's the next step in your master plan?" "listening to huey lewis and the news - WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

[@wallwrittR]

@@scottmatheson3346 god tier comment 😂 😂

[@manopike]

Hahahahaha. Well done. Hahaha.

[@Joao-pe8ur]

When you realize the real Dorsia were the friends you made along the way.

[@Joseph-lp8of]

5k dorsias? Hell can I turn myself in?

[@user-xf1ib4bz7r]

Hahahhahah

[@johnLennon255]

The road to dorsia is the real fun

[@laraparca2664]

Great comment hahahaha

[@Abraham-om5ib]

good comment

[@Im_AFK_Btw]

"I'd like to book a table for two at Dorsia" "It's not possible" "Why isn't it possible?" "It's just not" "Why not you stupid bastard?"

[@HyperbolicMind]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bethanalpha4544]

Because Paul Allen booked all the tables...just ten days ago.

[@taoisttiger4702]

Because Patrick, Dorsia is in london you cant just GO there for dinner!

[@Henry-yf2np]

@@bethanalpha4544 No he …. Didn’t…

[@fredlabosch5164]

Great, just really great.

[@Koldfusion234]

“Nobody goes there anymore” lmao underrated line

[@Eghyaggihn]

Whats special with that line, explain please

[@BTBAM819]

Right?? It's nice. I love how Bale delivered such a simple line with such indifference. Perfect.

[@fliguman]

@@Eghyaggihn I love this line because I interpret it as Bateman trying really hard to be indifferent about Dorsia, which the restaurant itself is in a way the embodiment of his feeling of dissociation from his peers

[@juanbigo1]

feel nothing its special because throughout the film Dorsia is such a sought after restaurant but when Paul Allen says he can get them in, Bateman doesnt want him to feel good about it and whats to bring him down so he says that to make Paul allen feel like its nothing special

[@teamgitusome]

Juan Prada lol

[@zico82495]

we should have gone to mcdonalds i could have gotten us a table there

[@hollowedknight501]

Nobody goes there anymore

[@patrickbateman93]

@@hollowedknight501 (looks around) lol

[@lehnrik]

Well, dependent on when you go there that's not always that easy...

[@zico82495]

@@hollowedknight501 😂😂👌🏼

[@smackdashitoutchu7755]

Getting a table despite quarantine? Youre a god amongst men.

[@BLTKellys]

I love that "whoosh" sound every time someone hands out a business card... so hilarious.

[@SD_702]

Very Tarantino in that scene

[@ScreaminEmu]

Best part of the movie 😂

[@Whoopdido777]

@@ScreaminEmu Poor Patrick. His business card got totally upstaged. It was like that scene in Amadeus where Salieri seemingly spent like weeks perfecting his march for the emperor and then in just one minute Mozart completely changed it and made it infinitely better and he did it without even thinking about it.

[@PsyQoBoy]

r/whooosh!

[@kdot999]

1:01

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

I still like to think that that waiter never laughed at Patrick, and simply explained to him the basics like "Sorry sir were full, would you like to reschedule?" but Bateman is so insane that he considers a simple polite rejection like a mockery.

[@aaronstark5060]

@@hugejackedman7423 I hope you realize that even just joking, that’s the kind of shit that lands you on an FBI watchlist

[@Peperosinnombre]

Well if someone ask you in a serious and polite mood a reservation at your restaurant while a porn Movie sound is rolling behind, I would ve laughter too

[@grunge-616]

@@aaronstark5060 idc

[@oscarsalesgirl296]

Yeah thats the point dmmy

[@Popicile]

well of course fucking of course

[@HieronymousLex]

I’ve literally eaten at Dorsia. In Milwaukee, a guy opened a posh Italian restaurant and named it Dorsia after this film. Great brunch. Bacon, donuts, and mimosas

[@willywanker1906]

Nobody goes there anymore

[@Kris.G]

@@willywanker1906 is that Ivana Trump?

[@fadetogrey4620]

Impressive, very nice.

[@kaputtnik5737]

Dorsia at Friday night, how'd you swing that? I heard they have great sea urchin cerviche.

[@maskimgalgo2046]

Dorsia huh ? I would swing for that

[@Snarkythecat]

1:48 *"Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia."*

[@azy7trillion886]

Snarky, the Cat “Dorsia?” FUCK

[@izainmartinez8359]

He was probably thinking that lol

[@user-st7ui5wz6m]

Nobody goes there anymore.

[@ytfanman5076]

Snarky, the Cat 1:57 *Triggered*

[@wudupdunn]

haha, you could literally see him getting more and more aggravated every time 'dorsia' came up

[@danialhakem9203]

I'm thinkin Burger King

[@drby0788]

DanTheMan WithAPlan Burger King? Friday? How’d you swing that one?

[@ceesduck2933]

Nobody goes there anymore

[@walexander8378]

Im thinking Roxbury

[@ceesduck2933]

Nor Priest A tanned bed at home? Since when did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

[@theeverchosen1504]

I ain't tha 1

[@crazyclown641]

I love the "nobody goes there anymore" line... come on Patrick LOL.

[@I_worship_AxxL]

I go there

[@itbelikethat-]

Άγγελος Γατζιάς exactly

[@deafmusician2]

So let's go to the Crab Lubber

[@logangantner3863]

Cue Lucille Bluth: "Oh, who's going to believe THAT?"

[@TheHaakii]

@@I_worship_AxxL How'd u get a reservation at DORSIA i dont believe it

[@copperheadchris2807]

This movie would have been 20 minutes long if dorsia had more tables.

[@GGGONEXT67]

I could have gotten us a table

[@capncake8837]

Nah, those 20 tables would all be booked as well.

[@Yewerd]

😲🪓☠️

[@ambersmurthwaite9405]

Dorsia is just a metaphor for social acceptance

[@cagdashy8959]

Dorsia is a mataphor for luxury, impossible to book restaurants those are named dorsia

[@boatswain48]

@@cagdashy8959 it is, they just don't want to reschedule because it hurts their ego, better never than not on their conditions. Very few like Paul are able to book it whenever they want.

[@publiusventidiusbassus1232]

​@@cagdashy8959... which is a form social acceptance/capital. The entire point of American Psycho is to highlight the alienation of the self and loss of indentity in a fast, vain, superficial society. You can swap capitalist yuppie culture for pretty much anything else that gives you a parallel form of perceived social wealth.

[@OlJimbo]

You never do get to see dorsia. Triggered.

[@skierskater1000]

Probably looks like any other posh restaurant in New York. The point is that people go there only because it's exclusive and a status symbol to get in.

[@leftyfourguns]

How do you expect to see Dorsia without a res?

[@knugenavswarje734]

phatmemes Why have I never realized that?

[@gertrudemcfuzz74]

Oh my god! I’ll bet the place settings even have watermarks!

[@sirmount2636]

Some eldritch horror space where to simply gaze upon it is to go mad.

[@Ton369]

This Dorsia place must be almost as good as Chuck E Cheese

[@obscure4847]

Almost

[@tommyblade8093]

Is chuck e cheese a real place? Is the food there that good?

[@bob8144]

But Dorsia doesn't have animatronics, so it loses out.

[@GangstaStan010]

@@tommyblade8093 Are you serious?

[@tommyblade8093]

@@GangstaStan010 yes

[@nodinitiative]

0:31, I wish that I had a business that was so successful that I could lol at potential customers.

[@yousefsobhani9502]

Right? 😂😂😂😂

[@0TurnAround0]

Just charge 40 dollars for a salad and everybody is gonna think your restaurant is super exclusive. Not even kidding in the book they pay about 400 - 500 dollars every time they meet for dinner and are even surprised that the bill is so low.

[@DrCruel]

Get into the defense industry.

[@50shekels]

Dfg Sdfg it’s a Statement. You think a Hot Dog Stand gets exclusive because it’s expensive? You have to build an image from literal scrap

[@imyourmaster77]

The laughter was probably Batemans imagination, he couldn't deal with being told no, so in his mind it seemed just as shameful as having them laugh at him.

[@jrson5000]

There’s a scene in the book where the girl Patrick is out at dinner with says she has a boyfriend which upsets Patrick. When he asks what he does for a living she says he’s the head chef at some restaurant. Patrick scoffs and asks which one. She replies Dorsia and in that moment Patrick has a mental out of body experience of rage and jealousy that is absolutely hilarious.

[@ihuh1000]

God i wish they put that in the movie

[@GothicSnowLeopard]

What should have been the real American Psycho 2

[@raphkatchdrums]

It's his ex girlfriend, and the way he murders her is beyond brutal. The movie is straight up PG-13 compared to the book, I had to put it down after he had his way with her in the book.

[@neinne6693]

I guess i now need to read the Book.

[@tubeguy4066]

Also Patrick does go to Dorsia in the book but he hates it there because his brother got the reservation (who he hates) since he knows the maitra D

[@adamkentisaac]

Dorsia is one of the great unseen presences in the history of film, kind of like "Mitch and Murray" in Glengarry Glen Ross - constantly name-dropped by the characters, its near-unattainable reservations a perpetual source of conflict and posturing, the restaurant exists in an almost mythical realm and is never actually seen on the screen. Top comment on this video nailed it: "Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film."

[@cossaizy6309]

Waiting for Godot

[@benedictjohnson]

Patrick’s white whale

[@Dennis_Reynolds]

I took Mitch & Murray to Dorsia once.

[@fawazmashdee209]

Erica bojack horseman

[@christopher.saint.christopher]

The characters in Pulp Fiction killed each other over Marcellus Wallace's reservation.

[@SuperOldShows]

Let's see Paul Allen's card

[@lilwaffles714]

SuperOldShows I hear it has a watermark

[@drby0788]

Look at that subtle off white coloring...the sheer thickness of it...

[@jrod6813]

Is something wrong?...you're sweating....

[@drby0788]

J ROD Your compliment was sufficient, Louis.

[@porkrinds6465]

I can’t believe that Bryce prefers SuperOldShows card to mine

[@VanielDeeform]

“Uh you didn’t give your name” 👩🏼 “...They know me there.” 😎

[@weaslyisourking4170]

:DDD

[@SwaggerMcYolo]

nobody in this film even can tell anyones names when they look at them

[@iamapokerface8992]

stfu

[@victorespino5650]

Lmao

[@geneparmesan8748]

I meant to ask if the girl commented on that in the scene (it's been awhile since I've seen it).

[@YungM.D.]

That laugh at the end of the line from the Dorsia employee is probably the one time the movie enters the realm of pure comedy/fantasy but it’s so perfect

[@tabitha8232]

especially since i think i can hear the phone click for hang up but the laughter is still echoing (presumably in Bateman's mind)

[@TheGrudge1]

How is that guy even alive is what I'm thinking

[@TheViktorPutin]

honestly the laugh felt horrifying. i think the fact that he clicks it shut yet still hears the laughing is a sign of his madness.

[@dudeurfugly5653]

TheViktorPutin totally agree with you

[@jonasfischer9510]

I dont think it's in his mind, what we hear is what Bateman heard during the phone call, and the actual visual happening is just a little "fixed".

[@LlamitaFiel]

Fun fact! Patrick actually did manage to get into dorsia in the book!

[@tubeguy4066]

And he has a horrible time there lol

[@maxwellkunkle9932]

@@tubeguy4066 rock and roll

[@user20188]

Nobody goes there anymore

[@cameron3933]

that hilarious and original moment when your college druggie brother gets a reservation for the two of you at dorsia

[@m7ray]

As I remember twice

[@maximusdecimusmeridius2900]

The little laugh when he says " Great, see you then" cracks me up

[@bobbyrickson]

“I see they’ve omitted the pork loin with lime jello” For some reason I love that line.

[@Snarkythecat]

pork and jello? seems like a strange combo unless I'm just a peasant.

[@jaredcafferty7682]

@@Snarkythecat Many people eat meat with jello or some type of fruit preserve. Especially in Eastern Europe.

[@Snarkythecat]

Jared Cafferty hmm. I gotta try that.

[@jaredcafferty7682]

@@Snarkythecat I would imagine it's pretty good. Honestly, never tried it myself. I should give it a go too.

[@hazeeeeeeeeel]

Snarky, the Cat pork is eaten with apple sauce in the uk so its not all that odd

[@samcad-ho3ze]

It’s such a masterpiece.,I’m so glad it didn’t end up Stone/Dicaprio. Bale is too perfect in this.

[@GangstaStan010]

I wouldn't mind Leo but yeah Christian is the bomb in this

[@houseofballoons4788]

Wallace Thompson Leonardo could never pull off this role.

[@0TurnAround0]

@@houseofballoons4788 he could pull it off and it would still be a good movie but bale was just made for the role

[@googleinc6033]

Leo would have pulled it off so well too

[@DJAD_Kaan]

Leo didn't have a 80s yuppie face, you couldn't see him as a Harvard biz graduate wall street shark. He was an innocent looking hot young guy with blond hair and green eyes. Bale on the other hand, could look like a psychopath just in general. Let's not forget, later in their characters bale continued to be able to act in dark characters while Leo has been playing either a smiling or a struggling/underdog character. Him playing a bad guy was only possible in a Tarantino world and even then he had to change his acting several times to finally accepting the evilness of a slave master plantation owner. Bale beats his wife, he can play a psychopath, he has slight capability :P

[@cashway0420]

The shit I'd do for a res at Dorsia

[@NotShowingOff]

That’s a chick’s restaurant 😂😂😂

[@MrWeirdoh]

Just give the maitre'd some head... Paul Allens head

[@Kris.G]

Great sea urchin ceviche

[@lvt4003]

nobody goes there anymore

[@-mathijs]

Lmao you made my day

[@Baz87100]

"Dorsia on a Friday night, how'd he swing that?" "I think he's lying.."

[@TalkingTapatios]

I like that we never get to see Dorsia, we just imagine what a great restaurant it must be. 😂

[@aryankaushik93]

nobody goes there anymore

[@angelicas5858]

I highly doubt that restaurant would be stand out. That was the point of this film. They all competed over things with almost no difference (business cards) that were only so great not bc of quality but exclusivity.

[@drfunk1986]

"Really? That's great!" "n-No I said we are totally booked." "2 at nine? Perfect! See ya then!"

[@juliantorres8818]

Where Jean wants to go!

[@logancox6548]

"You didn't leave a name..." "... They know me there."

[@jonathantan2469]

I'm actually tempted to use a VoIP to troll the high class restaurants in my city in this way... ;)

[@juaneer]

@Seth Wellington he offered her sorbet

[@oceanmachine1906]

@@jonathantan2469 lol that'd make some hilarious videos

[@bustdetector1738]

Batman calls to get a reservation and gets the Joker on the other line.

[@hari04364]

XD underrated comment

[@DontTakeCrack]

*Joker approves of this comment and responds*

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

In this movie he in fact interacts with 3 Jokers -one from Suicide Squad -one running Dorsia heard in this vid -one we never got to see in action

[@amandaleake3904]

Anyone else wish they got to see Dorsia and all its glory?

[@Pat4ever.]

Nobody goes there anymore

[@yousefsobhani9502]

The point of the movie is not to see it, Dorsia is more than a restaurant in the movie. (To my understanding anyway)

[@TheScienceguy77]

@@johngovea44 check the gloryhole at the truck stop on I-85. She has 8:30 res's there every Friday

[@MrCantStopTheRobot]

It probably wouldn't have looked much different from any of the other places shown in the movie. You bought into the hype!

[@julianjdogg]

He goes to Dorsia in the book with Jean. Because he can't get a table, he impersonates a name he saw on the reservation book and cons the Maitre'd. The rest of the scene is fucking hilarious, but I won't spoil it for you and everyone else by telling it here.

[@ABACUStoPC]

when Paul Alan said the word "Dorsia", everybody in that room literally stopped moving

[@stillcovalent]

Legend has it Dorsia was still fully booked during the pandemic lockdown

[@lichtfilme]

The reaction of the dorsia phone guy is proof enough that this story is strictly from his subjective .. it was so ahead of its time

[@farrellrose4230]

I don't know if I'd qualify that as proof it's in his head. The entire movie is filled with absurd behavior. It's an exaggeration of the time period.

[@ChrisBrown-ir6sf]

Ahead of its time ? Which kind of receptionist act like him nowadays ? It was more likely relevant for his time but not today. Receptionist are more professional now.

[@petrabanjarnahor229]

@@ChrisBrown-ir6sf ah ha Ha HA HA HA -AH HAHAHAH AHA HA

[@NavidIsANoob]

@@ChrisBrown-ir6sf Read the comment again.

[@ChrisBrown-ir6sf]

@@NavidIsANoob I read and got triggered so fast I missed the line " his subjective" and totally misunderstood his point. Fuck me la. I am stupid.

[@TNT011gaming]

“We shoulda gone to dorsia, I could have gotten us in there” “nobody goes there anymore” 😂😂 one of the best interactions in this film

[@temporalwake157]

Some say he's still trying to get a table for two at Dorsia.

[@dirkdiggler212]

@Johnny Cage Don't you have a wife and daughter to attend to now Johnny?

[@amelsfr]

Bateman became Batman and bought the Dorsia... now he can move tables around and swim in the fountain

[@mjs2000]

“I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip To Be Square. 🕺Song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul ! AHHHH !!!”

[@luckyjosh7]

Dorsia is the key to all this. We have to make sure we can get this to work. Because it's a funnier restaurant than we've ever had.

[@willkp50]

Well...

[@jaydaw430]

The sea urchin cerviche took 12 years to make

[@mishasubin]

It's like poetry

[@pacoramon9468]

George Bateman

[@4477superman]

Let’s see Harry Plinkett’s card

[@newgame897]

Who wants to go to Dorsia?

[@thatweirdgreenparrot7715]

newgame897 Yeah this morning, while I was watching some porn, I'll try make reservation for tonight, but they laugh at me...

[@KianoUyMOOP]

+Patrick Bateman Not me.

[@newgame897]

Kiano Uy No one goes there anymore.

[@KianoUyMOOP]

+Patrick Bateman Everybody goes to Texarkana now.

[@newgame897]

Kiano Uy The mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous there.

[@zufgh]

"We should've gone to Dorsia, I could've gotten us a table!" "Nobody goes there anymore..." (checks to see if anyone's listening) Hilarious.

[@Onmysheet]

Shit, I never thought that. I assumed he was just looking around.

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

Notice they're both Oscar winners

[@joel8583]

+Anastasia Knight Funny how life works, eh?

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

+Joe L Batman finally killed the Joker

[@marvinrodriguez9011]

Taylor Knight yes he did lol

[@AnCapone1899]

This movie is legendary. You got Bale's amazing performance, great directing, great acting and of course the M E M E S

[@Shaderaygun]

One of the only bad things about this movie is they omitted one of the funniest Dorsia moments from the book. Bateman finds out an ex-girlfriend he's totally convinced still wants to have sex with him is dating the head chef and co-owner of Dorsia and he has an existential breakdown.

[@lonestar6709]

_"Two at 9? Perfect! See you then."_

[@krustin]

@ they know me

[@smoothALOE]

In the book, Patrick actually does get to go to Dorsia, but it’s with his brother, haha! “Great sea urchin ceviche.”

[@saulgoodman4516]

He actually gets into Dorsia with Jane too

[@xenophon8958]

Saul Goodman and is promptly removed.

[@mautesius]

@@arturobandini4078 how

[@H0kram]

@@arturobandini4078 Sounds like Patrick had someone to learn from.

[@Idekwtph]

Which chapter was this one again? I haven’t read it in a while

[@samburnscomposer]

I’m thinking Wetherspoons

[@alecmackayblake6380]

Sam Burns spoons on a Friday night? How’d he swing that?

[@al56890]

@@alecmackayblake6380 echo squash

[@alecmackayblake6380]

Frankie Vids no can dooooo

[@SmokeyBCN]

@@alecmackayblake6380 8 30 res at spoons. Gourmet chicken burger with chips and a doom bar. Nice.

[@danobrien4890]

Is there a spoons in America

[@Anders010]

Have you ever felt homesick for a place you’ve never been? for a place that may not exist, a place where your heart is full, your body loved and your soul understood? That place is Dorsia.

[@bondfall0072]

I actually really liked reading the comments for once, because i never once thought of Dorsia as a metaphor for something everyone wants but can't have.

[@Sengg0]

1:10 I love how McDermott, Bryce and Van Patten freeze when Paul says he has res at Dorsia

[@mmooraj]

I love McDermott he was a badass

[@Kris.G]

@@mmooraj Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

[@fawazmashdee7605]

Is that a gram

[@fdsjlaf]

It's like they're a bunch kids still stuck in their tweens

[@themanwithnothingtolose]

Even the guys in the back

[@IAmNumber4000]

Oh god the laughing in response to a reservation request is just the funniest thing ever

[@pezelbuda]

"dorsia is nice"... - women...

[@thaksjtube]

Whaaats the difference! hehehe

[@neinbruderja7519]

ᅚᅚᅚmet one gave you birth and the other one is the opposite sex. Just kidding.

[@thaksjtube]

Barryfps nice

[@philalethes216]

There are no girls with good personalities

[@panama1942]

if she breath she a thot its science

[@ciapaty1995]

It's been mentioned so many times in this movie, I feel nostalgic thinking of Dorsia despite never being there or even seeing it. Ah... Dorsia.

[@A1egz]

- You didn’t give your name? - Oh they know me here I own the restaurant.

[@deadnardo2289]

For some reason the way Bateman says “see ya then” at the end is extremely unsettling to me, I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that.

[@dragos8839]

You can feel the desperation in his voice

[@QeepingItReal]

it could be you're watching a great actor who's playing a serial killer

[@gastonbell108]

"I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that." Then why would you make a fucking KZbin comment alluding to it?

[@LANGI902]

@@gastonbell108 lol yup

[@omg9261]

@@gastonbell108 wow, chill dude, who hurt you?

[@mdolinski4926]

Now imagine this same montage but anytime someone says Dorsia imagine them saying "Arby's"

[@ROBBiESMiTTENS]

Fuckin LOL I love Arby's

[@denisl2760]

Or Taco Bell

[@ibrahimtuna375]

That would be fun as hell

[@danielcundiff290]

Superb movie for dark humor type.

[@briancarpenter6413]

yup

[@Jojohumf]

Yeah I loved it

[@masterzombie161]

Lol I love it when Patrick calls them with the sunglasses on and the guy on the phone is getting frustrated on telling him no they don’t have a table when Patrick is saying “ok see you there.”

[@thecliffracer]

This is one of the most quotable movies I've ever watched

[@raspberrycouliswithasorrel300]

squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth

[@OnamKingtheKing]

squid ravioli ravioli in a lemon glass brothuoli

[@raspberrycouliswithasorrel300]

+Onam King yup

[@shivakumar499]

RaspberryCoulis withaSorrelTimbale I'll have one please. Thank you!

[@stoneroses1989]

swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade

[@RIPCompanionCube]

LMFAOOOO

[@wesleyhines4081]

Dorsia is the true villain of this film.

[@johnreeveswilliamson7228]

Wesley Hines exactly what i was thinking to a think a big part of the reason for why Patrick is so angry and hateful is because he can never get a table for Dorsia and all his friends can. 😂

[@alejandrobonilla3049]

Dorsia sounds like the littest place on NY to have a hard time getting a reservation

[@tomanderson2319]

This has got to be the most enigmatic restaurant in the history of cinema.

[@josephstalin2829]

I love the absolute confidence with which he says “yes dear”, cracks me up every time

[@godspeedelijah]

Dorsia must have been lit. Like the more times I see this movie, the less I care about what's actually going on and the more I want to see what Dorsia is like. Paul Allen had the whole room shook up when they found out that he scored a reservation on Friday. Just name dropping the place will get a bitch up out of bed.

[@ninoextendo9680]

That’s the whole point. It’s one of those places people just go to to say they’ve been there. All image.

[@doctorcatnip2551]

Nobody goes there anymore.

[@attila_the_hunk9685]

😂😂😂

[@ntbored7727]

@@ninoextendo9680 but they have great sea urchin ceviche tf you mean ??

[@AnnaLVajda]

That laugh response to the reservation request. must have devastated him.

[@monkeyb1820]

Patrick was really the bullied victim in this movie.

[@sammyboy8102]

Bateman's little laugh and toothpick flick is underappreciated. It's so perfect.

[@FabienTeulieres93]

I wish the film included the scene in the book where it is revealed that Patrick’s younger brother Sean actually is a VIP patron at Dorsia, much to the annoyance of our favorite yuppie psycho killer 😂

[@mikehawk8276]

Lmao imagine in real life if you called for a res and they just started laughing

[@pawneraser9022]

The shake in his voice at the end was perfect

[@magetaaaaaa]

So he got shot down for Dorsia, took her to another restaurant and lied about it, then lied again during the business card scene about going there? I'm assuming that's why he got so bent out of shape over Allen's reservation, because he himself couldn't get one? Makes a lot more sense now.

[@ThemeParkChomp]

The Nightmare Well yes, that was the whole point. Throughout the movie ‘Dorsia’ represents some kind of pointless social elite that Bateman covets from others

[@maximuslee5670]

Unless Paul was also lying

[@jmendel1980]

Mind blown!

[@GravyGame]

No. It was the watermark.

[@tabitha8232]

The Nightmare Yeah duh

[@jaegermann4170]

Production team: “we would like to film a portion of our movie in your restaurant” Dorsia staff: “we’re sorry gents. We’re totally booked.” Production team: “really? That’s great!” Dorsia staff: “no, I said we’re totally booked” Production team: “two at nine. Perfect! See ya then!”

[@ali56]

You don't pick Dorsia. Dorsia picks you.

[@rosekyle1276]

Paul Allen made 3 accounts for this video.

[@henvisch]

or 57

[@tc9660]

So, this is Dorsia? Looks an awful lot like arby's

[@jaele2953]

"We should've gone to Dorsia." "Nobodygoesthereanymore"

[@robinvik1]

Pretty sure his secretary heard the other side of the conversation. She keeps giving him ways to cancel and still save face, but he refuses.

[@MJPamuru20]

Dorsia is the “Holy Grail”, it’s what we’re all reaching for despite our financial situation, rich or poor, we’re all reaching for something ‘more’ that just always seems to be out of our reach….In my opinion, I think the point of dorsia is to say, we already have what we need! We don’t need something that will only give us ‘status’ to outside circles, enjoy our inner circles of friends and family! On your death bed, you won’t think of the wealth you’ve accumulated, instead you’ll think of those you love!

[@angelangelvr]

thank you so much for this purely and uniquely positive comment! you’re so right. this made my night 💜

[@Cashmonet315]

But their sea urchin ceviche…

[@alexxx4434]

Only losers think this who've never been in Dorsia.

[@jasonlast7091]

I think there are a lot more problems than human pleonexia to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

[@ComandanteJ]

Hey Paul!

[@mmooraj]

"AAAAHHHH"

[@flavourously]

It's hip to be square!

[@HarperSanchez]

Dorsia rejecting Patrick is the little bit of come upins that we actually manage to see him get.

[@kenm.4132]

“Nobody goes there anymore” was perfectly delivered lmao

[@vivace1177]

I've had a dinner at Dorsia, great sea urchin ceviche.

[@jaybinks871]

How'd you swing that?

[@vivace1177]

Lucky, I guess.

[@jaybinks871]

"I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello." I don't know why, but that is always one of the funniest effing lines to me.

[@Dragon.7722]

Hilarious. He just puts that out there.

[@Alidwee1]

What a laugh riot

[@robotube7361]

lets see how many will get your post...

[@pauljackson2409]

Oh Africa, Brave Africa

[@norpriest521]

Paul Jackson Not a fucking Huey Lewis and the News again!

[@VivaMessico]

Nor Priest No, I like music. It's just they are a little too black sounding for me.

[@morgan4212]

I can't get over this movie, it's genius

[@majorccunliffe4662]

No can do..i got a 8.30 res at Dorsia...one of my all time best Bale movies....Bateman...what a well rounded nice guy...loves his women...likes nice things and great music

[@Seven_Leaf]

Bateman gets rejected by Dorsia, Batman buys Dorsia and goes swimming in it's fountain with his harem filled with models. Nobody cared who Bateman was before he removed the "E" from his name.

[@andrewbergamann7982]

We live in a society... Where getting a table at Dorsia's is a distant memory. Isn't that right... Bateman?!

[@briang.2218]

LOL It's funny how it sounds like the guy on the other end of the phone is having a psychotic break.

[@senormarston]

This movie gets better and better the more you watch

[@LordVader1094]

This is basically just the entire movie condensed into one video, lol.

[@dcatterall33]

When you got movies like Dorsia in them, you can't lose!

[@IfYouInsist]

Let’s see Dr. San’s card.

[@user-gr5me8xw3p]

A character: says 'Dorsia' Patrick: So, you have chosen death