'Patrick Goes to Dinner with Evelyn' Scene | American Psycho

[@seren4740]

"I'm almost on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace as I'm positive we won't have a decent table" dramatic sentences said in a monotone are hilarious lol

[@elykspuz6596]

He know what happens to sense offenders

[@RTU130]

Ye

[@kellymcphaul2793]

It’s his inner monologue…

[@Simon0]

Relief washes over me in an awesome wave 😋

[@user-vg5rv5xf4u]

Is that Ivana Trum

[@timheidel5849]

Patrick's whole existence is explained when he responds to Evelyn: "because I want to fit in."

[@mattrodgers2911]

And I like the subtle pause he gives before he puts his headphones back on, as if he’s expecting her to have some sort of smart ass retort

[@elykspuz6596]

Yeah it seems there's a person somewhere in there but his families screwed up dynamics ruined that person.

[@Syrus2006]

*Simply irresistible!*

[@TraumaER]

Exactly. I feel the same way. 😊

[@SAK1855]

Except the murdering part. That doesn't exactly make him a conformist.

[@gamesmit2683]

This performance by Christian Bale is one of the best I’ve seen. He portraits the character so naturally almost like he really is like that in real life. I can’t believe he wasn’t even nominated for an Oscar

[@Projectsoul477]

Character?

[@BarberJ95]

Christian Bale always goes 1,000% with every role he takes, transforming his body to be Bruce Wayne and to be able to be Dick Cheney is absolutely incredible and just mind boggling lol.

[@JacobReitenbach5]

*portrays

[@spartanx169x]

Oscars are a joke as well as every other entertainment award. Its never about doing a great job or talent, EVER.

[@ralfzacherl9942]

It was so good that all the incels and other guys who usually are not very successful with women, identify with Patrick Bateman even though they're probably in customer care at an insurance company or working at a car dealership and posting about their sigma lifestyle.

[@nosuchthing8]

The way he delivers that line BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT IN.... Such suppressed rage. Wow.

[@sl4983]

Incredible, you can see it in his face too

[@vitoryugojsm]

Batman gave up on fitting in and went on to fight crime. He also never got married.

[@Lou-nl7el]

The good ending

[@aounaloevera4080]

No, this is just batman if his parents never died.

[@therealsapdad1942]

He also dropped the "e" from his name

[@Sam-e4w9w]

He did to Catwomen

[@occ4l]

It's Bateman not Batman ha :)

[@tutin4090]

I love at 1:09 "I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace" as he looks so calm and absent. Very silly

[@mr.j7899]

Because he's worried their table would suck hahah

[@benchingyourfamilytree4065]

Portrays the disparity between appearance and reality, the disconnect especially

[@wolfstar675]

Even though the goth girl is Evelyn's cousin I just find it really funny that two "counter culture" goths are hanging out with a bunch of yuppies 😂😂🤣

[@syntheticsilkwood2206]

I think it highlights the double standards of fake goth posers idk

[@simplyphenomenal695]

Goth people can hang out with whoever they want 😂 has nothing to do with their lifestyle

[@Narconecrotix]

​@@syntheticsilkwood2206 As a goth myself your statement is weird, what are you trying to say? That goth people can't hang out with normies or what?

[@alanm1121]

@@Narconecrotix I think they're saying that the goths at the table weren't actual goths but yuppies/rich kids pretending to be goths to fit into the counter culture movement.

[@DwightStJohn-w1l]

@@alanm1121 and still have enough extra money to chain smoke and spend daddy's money.

[@andrewmorke]

I love the irony of Bale talking about caring for the homeless after he slaughtered a homeless man and stomped his poor dog. He takes sadistic pleasure in being duplicitous.

[@marty2090]

He slaughtered the poor homeless man.

[@sl4983]

Gavin

[@mikespearwood3914]

Nah, it's trying to fit in...like he said. These weird rich corporates need to virtue signal at every turn.

[@capncake8837]

He also apparently support Apartheid in the book. Probably because he’s not a fan of mixing between different classes of society or something. Just about everything he says is about stuff he doesn’t care at all about.

[@cashewnuttel9054]

Do you think the guy Bale yelled at on the shoot of Terminator 4, this was one of his favourite movies but after Bale yelled at him, this movie is just ruined for him?

[@nataliep6385]

Patrick always wearing his headphones and rocking those tunes throughout the movie hahaha. But people always interrupt him and he gets this "Killer" look in his eyes. I find that so hilarious.

[@Berry_Honest]

Missed the fact Patrick’s dad “practically owns the company”… yet he does not want to acknowledge it, and she even says he can practically Do whatever he wants… makes sense daddy would get him off for killing Paul Allen.

[@slayerhuh404]

Her father practically owns the company, not his

[@FairyFellersMasterStroke]

@@slayerhuh404 she said "Your father practically owns the company" It's HIS dad.

[@slayerhuh404]

@@FairyFellersMasterStroke I heard "your" as "my" for some reason but going back and listening to it again turns out you were right.

[@LesGrossman7]

@@slayerhuh404ok get rekt bish

[@Jviotr]

Yes, when you watch this movie again and pay attention to the Dad references, it’s obvious his dad is very powerful, which explains why he is so rich and an executive in the company, despite the fact we never see him do any real work the entire movie. Also explains why he seems to have a guardian angel always cleaning up his messes…

[@henryzhang9915]

Most versatile actor of our generation, period.

[@rayfinkle2805]

He’s tied with Daniel day Lewis

[@thejamnasium6447]

Philip Seymour Hoffman's ghost would like a word

[@amialal4510]

@@rayfinkle2805 he is better though. If for no other reason, than the volume of his work that presented him with the opportunity to showcase his talent.

[@JFK-ir7yz]

Daniel Day Lewis.

[@elykspuz6596]

He's insanely dedicated to the craft. Like jfc the man half starved himself to death. I did not recognize him at all as Chenny. Freaking shape-shifter.

[@cheesus7672]

I love how his political speech is nothing but a collection of statements from the newspapers. Empty phrases that partly contradict themselves and his personality Edit: For example food and shelter for homeless but he outright insults a homeless man, tells him to get a job and kills him in the movie. And he talked about racism and apartheid yet he yells at Asian workers with a lower social status and does not treat them respectfully

[@SAK1855]

Also put “return to traditional family values” in the middle of an otherwise liberal agenda. (And of course, his values are not traditional.)

[@theoriginalrandomman]

he literally told the detective that he didn't like Huey Lewis because he was too black sounding

[@RahulPatel-og2ke]

"Traditional moral values" while sitting at a table with his mistress and will soon kill and rape people.

[@ScepticGinger89]

Same with Bryce's speech: it's all complete nonsense. Sikhs killing Israelis in Sri Lanka? What?

[@RahulPatel-og2ke]

@@ScepticGinger89 also he says promote civil rights while also promoting rights of women… as if one is done at the expense of the other

[@jackstone9569]

2:31 I love that one of the last things he says is "Return to traditional moral values" even though that contradicts everything he's said so far. Shows that he's completely indifferent to everything he's talking about.

[@Hartley_Hare]

He's the Republican Party at any time since Nixon.

[@spartanx169x]

@@Hartley_Hare Wrong, Trying to end world Hunger is a idiotic Democrat idea, taking care of the homeless another genius idea of Democrats, its worked so well in California. Nearly everything he said with the exception of referencing morals and terrorism are Democrat talking points, EVERY SINGLE ONE.

[@Hartley_Hare]

@@spartanx169x He intervened in peace negotiations in Vietnam and prolonged the war, despised the protestors and engaged in significant criminality to harvest information on his memories. So, quite Republican. A sort of competent Trump.

[@SAK1855]

Civil rights, ending apartheid, feeding the hungry, etc., have not exactly been Republican priorities.

[@jordansjul]

@@SAK1855 nor have they been Democrat priorities

[@williamchristopher348]

"I want to fit in." His soliloquy about civil rights doesn't reflect his own thoughts but rather is a mirror of what he thinks is normal human behavior. This is how socio and psychopaths "fit in" and sometimes blend in too well.

[@smegg9676]

in this portrayal of the 80s you can see the fakeness. now its everywhere but invisible to nearly everyone.

[@zkmalik]

"How Sikhs are killing tons of Israelis there! " Lmaooo

[@tanaypatel8412]

The movie is just Hilarious, I goddamn love the Stupid things they say to sound Intellectual.

[@Hum_Bharat_Ke]

Same question 🥲

[@talesfromprincesajesa]

lmao

[@DavidTorres-pd2ls]

Actually very common in the 80s to talk shit as if you know a lot...thats why people now a days tend to know a lot shit to tallk about because they have adapted..just walking SSD O.o

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

@@tanaypatel8412 And your attempt as well and we don't "Love" it.

[@calzabbath]

Bryce’s muffled giggle always cracks me up. The scene is superb

[@aaronkenyon7112]

Patricks whole demeanour during the ride to the restaurant with Evelyn resembles that of a moody teen. His face when Evelyn mentions Eddie Levovitz or whatever the name was was just hilarious 😂

[@purpurina5663]

"Have a wedding" that's what marriage is to her. She was talking about Annie Leibowitz, a pretty famous photographer.

[@Winjw13]

Timothy Bryce sees through the veil but plays the game, hilarious. Movie is one of the best dark comedy’s of the 21st century.

[@iamfree3260]

Whose Tim?

[@paulj.5542]

21st century? American Psycho was released in 1997.

[@hommeplus4007]

@@paulj.5542no it wasn’t it was released in 2000

[@paulj.5542]

@@hommeplus4007 You’re right.

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

@jonathanbirch2022no, technically the first year is the first year, 2000… what a dunce!

[@katb1145]

My "supposed fiancee".

[@pathetic2399]

Shes not terribly important to him

[@iamthebestnomatterhowmuchc3804]

Let's see Paul Allen's dinner scene 😂😂😂😂

[@CemeteryCorvus]

That would be the Texarkana scene, which is hilarious!

[@iamthebestnomatterhowmuchc3804]

@@CemeteryCorvus nobody goes there anymore

[@Slopmaster]

I hear they recently omitted the pork loin with lime jello from the menu.

[@iamthebestnomatterhowmuchc3804]

@@Slopmaster let's see Paul Allen's pork loin and lime jello meal

[@deangelisdata]

This is Paul Allen in this scene. …

[@marke6533]

10/10 for patrick batemans speech

[@Retsler54]

Only how he delivered all that bull.

[@AceLM92]

Find it funny how Timothy nearly chokes on his drink laughing when Patrick says promote less materialism

[@tareklegrand7747]

He saw the irony in his speech

[@heidehho6191]

2:32 Every Miss America pageant contestant ever

[@specialunit0428]

Every actor/actress after winning an award.

[@concernedhuman436]

Reese face is angelic

[@alliwishis_2]

Her and Christian Bale is the only reason why I basically watch the movie she is hilarious to watch even in her serious moments

[@chheinrich8486]

Yeah she is also she looks awesome in that fur

[@paulj.5542]

She's still very beautiful 27 years later.

[@josiewithyomama]

reading the book for the first time has me revisiting scenes from the movie i can’t help but just read the book in christian bale’s voice he did such a great job playing this character

[@mooseg12]

The relief washes over me in an awesome wave

[@gregorypost2308]

“Because I want to fit in”.. the paradoxical nature of him saying this in such a confidently insecure way is wild!

[@tomace4898]

"No, I can't take the time off work."

[@aicerg]

Lol I can't believe this isn't top quote here, that's hilarious and so relatable.

[@thatguybehindtheglass]

I love that all Patrick wants is to fit in, but all of his friends tell him that he's a loser dork when they don't realize it's him.

[@iamfree3260]

Him?

[@tareklegrand7747]

I think they mistaken him with luis 🤔

[@amerjason3717]

Im in touch in humanity.

[@IkeTheSir]

Bruce Wayne with dead parents: Batman Bruce Wayne with alive parents: Bateman

[@eddievenuto1862]

Dorsia should be the main character in this movie it's about this movie more than it is about what Patrick Bateman does. Christian Bale's great though great actor

[@Unhommequijoue]

lol what? are you trolling?

[@Crimea4ever]

Batman buys whole Dorsia restaurant, and swim in the pool with girls to avenge Patrick

[@euneadventure3112]

I enjoyed this movie so much,i didnt want to watch it for the longest time cause i thought it was just gonna be another generic psycho story when i saw the memes about it. Boy was i wrong,the movie was completely different from what i expected and Christian Bale nailed that role like a madman,its like that is actually him.

[@flexman70]

Wearing his headphones out in public reminds me of young people wearing ear buds and AirPods nowadays. Totally "Leave-me-alone" vibes that permeates todays youth.

[@casualponyfag2815]

If your generation had access to this technology, they would’ve been the same

[@flexman70]

@@casualponyfag2815 and if your generation doesnt have access to it now the way we did your generation would actually know how to talk and listen also.

[@flexman70]

@@casualponyfag2815 if your generation had less access to today technology like we did back then, yall would actually learn how to talk and listen.

[@lemonboy9208]

And yesterdays youth, and the youth of 100 years ago.

[@Choosafunga777]

Nobody talks to each other anymore because no one has anything interesting to talk about.

[@iq1867]

Because I want to fit in

[@So-Be-It_890]

He's trying to listen to the song and she won't stop talking to him.

[@kaalvoetpiet3442]

0:43 Patrick's father owned the company he worked for?

[@garretjenkins8720]

Yes hence why he was able to get away with so much

[@marke6533]

Lol

[@The_mytuber]

She talked so fast that I didn't actually got it at first.

[@iamnunya7074]

"Because I want to fit in" 😂😂😂😂

[@Tagsum]

the movie is even better when you finally realize it's a comedy

[@zoneoperator]

At least Bryce gets the irony of a financial big wig talking about caring less about materialism.

[@sl4983]

1:22 That's the kind of people that were everywhere in the clubs we went to.

[@austinsamson7395]

He's batman in this scene not bateman but in a dark way

[@davidhooks6325]

Props to this movie for making me a Robert Palmer fan.

[@TheGadfly85]

Not casting Christian Bale as the joker was a big missed opportunity.

[@Justin-pb8sx]

"Lets see Paul Allen's card" -Patrick Bateman

[@sl4983]

WOW that is some incredible acting by Christian Bale.

[@beirutlebanon2195]

Rakim song was playing when they entered the restaurant

[@andy91091]

162 people want to fit in.

[@witchingbrew3]

I dont know if anyone caught that patrick considered the goths that were part of the table self absorb art snobs to. A bit of play from the author and director about the subscene as well. Almost like how the author of Scott Pilgrim stereotypes but makes fun of what type of person Scott is. We all know them. Those people in our hobbies or social scenes we just never have the guts to point it out or talk about it.

[@eduardoponsvidal]

3:40 Does anybody know who that actress is?

[@infinityblablabla]

I can't tell if bryce is breaking into tears after batman's speech or if he's stifling laughter.

[@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP519]

Laughter

[@reginalddumas4525]

This movie is crazy as hell but I like it.

[@stofelie]

Holmes

[@gavrfc09]

Feed me a stray cat.

[@kasterkju4980]

1:09 it's so over 1:15 we're so fucking back

[@henryzhang9915]

Bateman don't give a shit about anything, that's savage.

[@markseslstorytellerchannel3418]

If he didn't care about anything...he wouldn't be killing people. He cares about fitting in.

[@mikeg2491]

“I won’t kill you…but I don’t have to save you”

[@seren4740]

He definitely cares about how he is viewed by others.

[@ricflairdrip5235]

@Kyler Markle he doesn’t give a shit about these social issues but he deeply cares about the way people view him.

[@paulo_9423]

@@AMAZIGH691 you and 5 people haven't understand the movie

[@Eddi3xBac0n]

I’m the same. The only thing that makes me happy is music. Nothing else matters or isn’t interesting.

[@mitromney]

You need God in your life man. There is more to your life than listening to your music for 70 years and then being worm food. Music was created by someone, this is how it's so beautiful. Find out who He is, go to a good Christian Church and listen about him. He can fill your life with purpose and meaning. Because he created you too.

[@Himarra]

@@mitromney god is NOT real

[@josephgowling1794]

​@@mitromneyhis parents created him , god ain't real your just scared to die maybe and you make up some fucking superior being , I'm with him on the music thing

[@claymac7895]

One thing I felt was interesting was Patrick’s father practically owns the company but yet he has zero involvement in Patrick’s life, almost as if he doesn’t exist.

[@onastick2411]

Almost like he's less than zero?

[@tareklegrand7747]

I think he confuses his son with Paul Allen 😂

[@ps-bi2sr]

Just came across this....incredible Christian Bale performance.

[@tshabalala-the-goat]

Is it just me or when your walking next to someone in like the park or something or on a path in the forest, when you are faster than them you try not to get too close or slow down to not gain on them because your scared they think your going to attack them or assult them. Which let me make it clear im not, but its just something that I noticed

[@SharonShaw816]

👑 The festive season December is holiday and when everyone loves to go out and socialize. 😂😎❤️

[@harryyarrow4110]

Hard to have sympathy for any of these people,but they're good in this movie.

[@williamrussell174]

That whole dinner table is or was for a better word a waste of excretion.

[@BarberJ95]

Literally 2:33 Pete Buttigieg, empty liberal platitudes behind terrifying cold dead eyes with no sincerity at all. Mayo Pete imo is one of the scariest political actors atm.

[@jirkazalabak1514]

I wouldn´t go as far as to say he is "scary", but he is definitely a 100% bullshitter.

[@retrogamerdave362]

Well at least Pete is on the right track trying to get legislation to preveny accidents like what happened in Ohio with the train accident. Most people don't even know or care that Ohio exists, but a common guy like Pete (who is a Navy veteran) is looking out for the common good instead of whining about "stop the steal" and other such bullshit. Maybe you just hate him because he's gay

[@BarberJ95]

@@retrogamerdave362 Wtf lol. Maybe I hate him b/c he’s a careerist McKenzie ghoul lmao. The one Mayo Pete voter in the wild lmao. Instead of reinstating electric brakes that the Obama admin mandated that the trump admin scuttled, common guy Pete announced a commission to look into reinstating that rule. Also look at his record from South Bend where his nickname was “Pothole Pete” for never fixing transport issues. Also a naval intelligence officer isn’t a ‘common guy’.

[@jirkazalabak1514]

@@retrogamerdave362 Given his cabinet position, that should be expected. I think the Trump era has traumatized people so much that a public servant putting in at least some effort is seen as alien.

[@g.w.7893]

Bateman: We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless. Also Bateman: Kills the homeless and their pets.

[@thedaggonator]

I love that Bryce is cynical, yet also knowingly takes advantage of his situation.

[@Shyguy9231]

I just realized that woman at the crosswalk was probably the same lady whose head was in patricks freezer when he grabbed the ice cream for Jean. I could be wrong though

[@Shyguy9231]

@@Iamnobody88884 i think youre right

[@michaelsieger9133]

The next day he's trying to get 'wine' out of his bedsheets at the dry cleaner's. He definitely seduced her and then killed her.

[@Willhomes71]

I’ve always wondered what happens to the woman he says hello to at the end of this scene. Why did he leave Evelyn behind? Was it the same night as the dinner scene? The ambiguity adds so much to the creepiness.

[@wonderwalls3565]

They should have gone to dorsia.

[@1vicjustice]

Nobody goes there anymore..

[@kosta5980]

paul allen could have gotten them a table

[@tareklegrand7747]

Doria's worker: hahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@kenhernandez8128]

A crazy good underrated movie

[@jordan_velasquez]

Let's see Paul Allen's dinner scene 🤣

[@6oognish]

God this scene is so depraved and heartless its a beautiful very dark piece of art

[@vaibhav2k13]

2:20 Sikhs killing Israelis in Sri Lanka? Lmaooo he just made that up and nobody noticed.

[@SigmaAlphaMale16]

Yeah sikhs have nothing to do with that

[@densel.crocker1782]

This is my reaction when I have dinner with my wife's family. Sitting at a table listening to Vietnamese for two hours. Looking for cracks on the floor or ceiling, and praying I could slide into it and disappear. I think if myself as a chauffeur that by happenstance was invited to dinner. A prop, nothing more.

[@enterusername7746]

What about Dorsia?

[@NeoStoicism]

Great Sea Urchin Ceviche.

[@gammadion]

You fucked up, boss.

[@DualWieldedEggrolls]

Vietnamese here, I apologize

[@isaacliu._.6899]

Golden comment. Let’s see Paul Allen’s internal monologue of when he’s stuck in a family event looking all out of place

[@lauren9004]

Such good acting

[@concernedhuman436]

Dexter wanted to fit in too

[@Bokaj01]

3:49 this scene and her gaze always made think 'what are the odds of two serial killers meeting here' lol

[@bradleymilton1720]

Anyone know what is the eerie child voice singing music called? It was playing again near the end of the movie when Jean was looking at Bateman's sketch book of mutilated women.

[@TotalTech2.]

1:33 It's interesting that despite all the *horrible* things Patrick did he never even considered killing Timothy Brice despite him openly flaunting his affair with Bateman's wife right in front of him

[@XeniusChannel]

Me: I buy new sample pack for you next week, how that sound? :) Banan Alice: 3:07

[@emricquito5107]

That triangular logo of the menu and his reflection scene somehow tell me that all that we see is mostly in his head.

[@infi44]

"Great @$$!"

[@ligmamalegrindsetinvestinr9251]

A blonde with a great @$$ is like a smart brute.

[@nivaldolemos5280]

huh

[@masterkent1]

Goes out with that loser patrick bateman what a dork.

[@SpiritofAloha11]

Had no idea that his dad owned the company.

[@dkoxperiakoziukov3808]

Nevermind man, It's just the CNS shuttered to shit. Recover returns the next day

[@RAEN_666]

Thanks!

[@ThatisnotHair]

This is one of the funniest movie l have ever watched

[@junguchoi8318]

Oh in the book this scene actually takes place at Evelyn's apartment. They prepare sushi dinner and the "artist" guys Vandemme and Stash they just stare at the sushi and the former screams "it moved!"

[@SharonShaw816]

I fit in with the Psycho movies because I'm different as mentioned in the movie. ❤️🇿🇦

[@donovanbradford8231]

I love that dispite how crazy he is he touches on every important issue of the late 80's and early 90's like he's running for. One friend buys it while the other laughs as if to say good god you are so full of crap.

[@RockSmithStudio]

“Evelyn, my supposed fiancée” always makes me laugh 😂

[@aldosam5317]

Walking around with earphones in the '80s = psychopath Walking around with earphones today = same, but normal

[@Kreamations]

What’s the significance of the last scene, with him walking with the woman across the street

[@_tardigrade]

He later kills her in the book

[@mikeg2491]

Just a random scene, he kills her when you see the next scene with the bloody bedsheets he brings to the Chinese laundry service. But what’s messed up is she obviously went home with a total stranger just because he’s handsome…

[@mikeg2491]

@@MDE_never_dies maybe if you meet someone at a bar, chat with them for an hour or two and get a feel for them, but to go home with a guy you just passed on the street like that, that is dangerous as hell. But some women are attracted to danger and they pay for it.

[@seren4740]

He gives off boy next door vibes to the characters who are unaware of his killings that's why this woman trusts him, also the model who says there is "something sweet" about him

[@HealthySkepticism777]

That happened 137,148 times around the world within the amount of time it took you to type this comment

[@uffu2490]

Every scene is perfect but this one tops em all

[@jacktorrance2633]

Since the movie takes place in 1987 its impressive he's listening to "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer considering it came out early summer 1988. And "Fore" came out in 1986,not '87. That shouldn't be too hard to get right.

[@elykspuz6596]

You have to give Patrick a break. He's a child of divorce.

[@uttaradit2]

he got an early release demo from the company

[@seren4740]

It takes place in December 1989

[@chrisr1874]

I hope someone got fired for that blunder

[@williamshaw9047]

"Fore!" wasn't released on CD until 1990. And FDNY didn't take over NYC ambulance services till the 1990s.

[@hamricmike8]

Let's see Paul Allen nail Reece Witherspoon.

[@Sidneyyoungblood75]

Not sure what Reece has done to deserve being nailed with a spoon....or even if it's possible? I suppose you could use the back of a spoon with force to hit the nails in

[@yasinov1256]

“The sikhs are killing tons of israelis over there" never understood that line, pretty certain Sri-Lanka doesn’t have a large jewish community, anyone to explain ?

[@angadgrewal9324]

I think it's a reference to how oblivious everyone is in this movie

[@williamshaw9047]

Around the time the film was set, Sri Lanka suspended diplomatic relations with Israel until Israel withdrew from Palestinian-occupied territory. They closed down the Israeli embassy in early 1990. Israelis weren't massacred back then, but Tamils were. Price is mentioning it simply because it's obscure and he's hoping to make Stash and Vanden look like uneducated fools by bringing up something they know nothing about.

[@yasinov1256]

@@williamshaw9047 yeah but as you said, israelis were not killed in Sri Lanka, so he should look like a fool, yet nobody at the table gives a damn.

[@marthapozo4881]

@@yasinov1256 Exactly because no one knows, nor cares about what it is they're saying. They just say these things to make it look like they do. They're pretentious posers.

[@Dropletsojoy]

I think that was the joke. I'm assuming someone Sri Lankan was on the writing team as its pretty obscure country. There are no sikhs or israelis in Sri Lanka. As a Sri Lankan myself I thought it was funny because we have Buddhists, Muslims, Christians and Hindus yet they mention Sikhs and Isrealis

[@neilbertmillar9960]

whats the name of the song at @3:22 ?

[@londonsfinest6070]

Get married, have a wedding. No I can’t get the time off work 😂😂😂 Honest to god I tried this excuse in real life, took me 3 months of apologies and flowers…

[@marty2090]

You must be a doormat if you're being serious. 😕 That's not something to apologize for. You should read your woman's chats. I mean, I'm kidding, but only a little bit.

[@londonsfinest6070]

@@marty2090 ok virgin

[@marty2090]

@@londonsfinest6070 Yup. You're defective. You can't not be.

[@goated9602]

@@londonsfinest6070he’s right bud. Your girls 100% getting railed by other dudes

[@jeanrose1627]

​@@marty2090bro have you ever been in a relationship with a woman ?

[@normliwanag5685]

Will you marry me? No, I can’t take the time off work 😂

[@LilMOMMAson]

"their menu is in brail" lol

[@MsClaudiaDuran]

I hear you, Patrick. "Because I want to fit in" is my reason for doing most anything I don't wanna do.

[@00Kuja00]

That's not good I guess. :/

[@spartanx169x]

Why would you want to fit in? Thats boring. Why would you shackle yourself by what people may think of you?

[@00Kuja00]

@@spartanx169x I just poop on the table and then I don't fit in. :P

[@alliwishis_2]

@@00Kuja00 why go that far just pick your nose

[@00Kuja00]

@@alliwishis_2 Not unique enough ;D

[@danalyze]

Because I want.. to fit.. in Never had a sentence been so honest. Ever