MP announces he's standing down at the next election

As the polls look grim for the Tories, it seems some are fleeing a sinking ship...
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[@garhull11]

"..supported small businesses during the pandemic. Some so small they didn't even exist before my friend set them up "

[@Lynnefromlyn]

😅😅😅😅brilliant!

[@connclissmann6514]

This is not comedy, it is a documentary! 😊

[@charlesflouvat1829]

Should be tagged, until his trial, 🤮.

[@jeancote1498]

"Is there nudity?"....."Can there be?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vilena5308]

I got shivers of disgust.

[@JohnAllenRoyce]

Thank you Matt, transmuting the horribly sad into the terribly funny 😂🤣

[@MetalRocksMe.]

Bravo Matt 👏 😊

[@hugebartlett1884]

This sounds just like the genuine stuff,a real MP telling the truth at last,and doing the right thing for everybody,getting the hell out of it and disappearing for good. Hooray!

[@skylib2452]

Carefull, Tories are supplying you with such high quality comedy material, at some point they will start asking you money

[@edwardbrady5843]

Rats leaving the brexit ship.

[@SkyEcho7]

😂😂😂 "This has not been an easy decision to make. I've spoken to my family, I've looked in my heart & I've seen the Opinion Polls."

[@johnpritchard8946]

"Celebrity Fall Off a Cliff", now that is a good idea!

[@pierremartini2229]

Thank you Matt, utterly brilliant!

[@nickimags1335]

I love hash browns!😂

[@veegerman6135]

Perfect satyrical analysis of politics today.

[@zetectic7968]

"Reality bites!". Satire is sharp as a tack, Matt.

[@blindstagehand]

Go, leave your key, walk out the door & don't turn around now coz you're not welcome anymore. Bakhmut off! What a relief!

[@andrewrobinson2565]

Excellent!

[@henrygingercat]

Brilliant and biting. If he isn't already I think Mr. G. would be a superb parliamentary speechwriter.

[@iainb1577]

The BG news, No, Only Fans comparison is a delight.

[@skogsjarvenab7958]

'I've looked into my heart and seen the polls' 😄

[@ingridschmid1709]

Mat now is so fast he breaks the news for me .

[@bristolrovers27]

Excellent

[@phillush]

Simply brilliant as always Mr Green.

[@williammoxham9556]

" Before by friend set one up " LOL.

[@jerrytwolanes4659]

A day without Matt is like a day without sunshine! Brilliant!

[@davidhooper1767]

Brilliant as always Matt and cutting through the BS we hear from MPs.I love the "I've looked in my heart spoke to my family and seen the polls" line.Great stuff.

[@woofpet]

Brilliant as always! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@nathanellis7819]

beautiful

[@nrgspike]

Won't lie, I initially misread that a PM - which isn't too inconceivable tbf.

[@adrianrutterford762]

Well Done Matt. On the nose/kangaroo’s whatever, as usual. Thanks

[@freddyedwards67]

Such a talented individual

[@justsayen2024]

I ordered a lot of different headed Note Paper😂🤣 Not to mention camel penis jerky with a side of baked beans.

[@HamnaTabuu]

😂😂😂 spot on !

[@pamelathomas8759]

Spot on as usual matt. I think you may have given a certain person some ideas for his future career

[@tamara3984]

May I commend you on your lovely backgrounds. Sketch brilliant as always.

[@steves7013]

Which sentence too choose? They are all classic, No doubt there is going to be more TV shows to avoid! Keep it up Matt, thanks

[@nickthenoodle9206]

Loved it!

[@roderickmain9697]

I like how some rats are leaving the sinking ship while others are praising the series of Captains for doing a splendid job. Yet, others are arranging the deck chairs and tell us what an absolutely fantastic view we will have when we reach port. By the way, arent the musicians really talented.

[@hangforh6320]

tories (get them all out of here) in a nutshell . quality again matt

[@chloehayllar6195]

Another classic 😂😂😂

[@janetgough6585]

Superbly catches the utter cynical fakery of the man

[@mailfergal]

There must be a word for when the subject of the joke makes satire almost impossible! “Peak satire?”

[@andrewgn7430]

It’s amazes me how you can tell a complete story in a few minutes 😮Fantastic work always!😅

[@kellahella5286]

Satire or is it? 😂😂😂

[@retrogiftsuk4812]

I hope you've copyrighted the TV show idea "Celebrity Jump Off A Cliff". It's like Splash... but without the water.

[@Mudge07]

Matt, continually raising the bar, I’m expecting the next formal interview with ‘the man that can’ to have you standing next to him, pranking as his PA. Just need a crowbar to separate his latest, off his arm.

[@TheSnowflakeShow]

Who doesn't love hash browns??!!

[@geoffreynolds4740]

Delicious!

[@TonyNaggs]

Zing!

[@dwdei8815]

Stepping down to spend more time without your family, Matty?

[@Mizztah_D]

the thought of matt hancock asking for nudity to be a part of his appearances..to show his 'human' side. Sickening !

[@rosemarystewart7405]

So funny but sadly so true! Thanks again Matt.

[@viperscot1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice one Jumped yup he did like many will Keep up with the excellent quality content 👋

[@nickjanczak9665]

Comedy explaining reality - in a way that MSM will never do.

[@grahamturner1290]

🐀🚢

[@jacquelinedeigan776]

Excellent..lol

[@havaianuu]

Perfect tory move, promise something to be delivered not now but in the future. Remember the Jacob Reese-sMoggsy promise that Brexit would be great in 50 years?

[@mauranolan843]

How sad .😢🤪😜Matt your brilliant.

[@magallamadge1532]

Dear Matt, can you just be on the Tv every night at 9pm before the news. You do more for mental health healing than anyone I know…. Thankyou for documentation the Truth…. ❤

[@TheEvertw]

"Not anything lucrative" Been mining gold again, eh?

[@plym1969]

Brilliant as always 🙂

[@mityaboy4639]

the sitcom of the year “ the sinking ship and the rats” - now in 3D (no, not that 3D, but this one - Delusional, Dishonesty and Disgrace)

[@bigpants6121]

'Step down' onto a banana skin!

[@johnrandle8365]

I always wondered what hat mancocks wife or partner thought about his antics with that new partner and gravy train ?

[@serinadelmar6012]

😂 exquisite as always, thanks Matt!

[@ljs399]

Brilliantly funny. Started my day off with lots of laughs. Thanks Matt👍

[@mcjs8640]

The thought of Only fans.....🤢

[@glasgovipsolara]

Too close to reality. Hilarious all the same!

[@marvintpandroid2213]

2 year holiday...

[@delvo76]

Talk to me about Only Fans 😆😆😆

[@geraldhornsby]

Great material, although the image in my head that went along with "swimsuit pics" made me 🤮🤮🤮

[@cpmeadows]

Talk to me about Only Fans.😂😂

[@skogsjarvenab7958]

👍 I'm sorry, now that Boris is gone English comedy is harder, but you manage to find new 'Borises'.

[@S-u-p-a]

And my support for friendly local pub just about 40 million gbp

[@jamieashton3835]

As per sort on matt