Trump's Taylor Swift Tantrum, UNFAIR Emmys RIGGED Against Jimmy & Guillermo Drinks with Emmy Winners

[@BW-fi4fd]

Jimmy, your monologue was brilliant!!😂😂😂

[@alphabrainwave]

Why is everyone cutting out the lonnnng pause after Dana Bash calls out Vance and it dawns on him what he just admitted to? That's the best part!

[@PastryFan3016]

I was stuck listening to Fox Business earlier today while I was working, and they completely cut out that entire section of this clip when they showed it on their show starting with that Now C'mon look when he said "Dana" and then tried to cover, making it seem as if she had just said something untrue. I was disgusted with them, but it's just the usual false slant Fox puts on everything. I really don't know how that has anything to do with business though. So people interested in investments and stock are spoonfed political B.S.

[@zenobia10127]

I saw the original clip. That pause was suuuper awkward. 😂😂😂 JD just couldn't think fast enough to dig himself out of that hole.

[@ozsheila55]

I thought he was going to pretend he couldn't hear her.

[@nickthekrunk]

"I.had to create a story". So you would pay attention.. (to me).

[@shieldgenerator7]

that pause is so funny!

[@Jimbo-et5jb]

Nikki jam went to school that day as a girl and came back a boy. His parents were mortified.

[@anitatimmons9525]

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

😂😂😂😂

[@stellinarusich1617]

Nice one!

[@FILNAT2011]

Nicky

[@valenciacosby4078]

😂😂😂😂

[@useyournoodle100]

"She stood over those french fries when they were being, fried" Sheer brilliance. A true genius.

[@anabelleesilva8111]

😂

[@karenmccourt8240]

Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. You make my heart so happy! Vote 💙

[@TerryJo.]

~💙~

[@acethayersr1586]

Jimmy Kimmel just hasn't been the same since P-Diddy's parties ended .

[@infinitydreamzz]

he is indeed so amazing! A paid activist "entertainer" , thank goodness night TV is not apolitical anymore like it used to be for decades! We need more of these corporate activist voices ! Yeaeee

[@BubblegumKoi]

​@@acethayersr1586you copy n pasted again!

[@elainstill1671]

👆 Silly trolls 👆

[@TEPO--]

Love ya Jimmy, Guillermo and the entire crew, being that you've all kept the laughs rolling through this odd decade. So appreciated.

[@LeonelLimon-nj7tu]

FAF😂❤

[@eduardodiaz2649]

So appreciated

[@UberLummox]

National treasures for sure!

[@brandonhullable]

I love how much time Vance spends trying to clean up messes and Walz is out here living his best life.

[@kriscpaul]

Walking out with the town's geese? He clearly has never been near one of those geese, they are vicious!

[@jenniferstamper8682]

Animals Hate Him!!!

[@elaineponziani-seput2821]

😹😹😹

[@AnitaJohnson-ci6lo]

They r huge

[@stephenmcfarland2298]

Can't spell HATRED without RED HAT. Here's to less of both come this November!

[@MarceloRomero360]

That is very good!! Are you a stand up on NYC?

[@Kevin-l1j3u]

Good one 😂

[@Devon1122]

Priceless

[@Hello-Stoiko]

Clever!

[@hunkydory1620]

How have I never noticed this

[@CS-mv3nw]

Jimmy, you knocked that one out of the park!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@LABusDiaries]

He obviously doesn't want to make America great again

[@not.my.democrat]

@@CS-mv3nw just a mouthpiece for political interests.

[@antimatters6283]

All I could think of when Don Jr was talking with the lisp, was the cartoon character Elmer Fud, and his mad ramblings with Bugs Bunny. But the cartoons were smarter and more truth.

[@Karlthegreat84]

He got the lisp from his dad.

[@davidmartineziii7343]

I think it's kinda funny how Fox cut Dump off at 34 minutes lol

[@polcommwatcher]

34 you say???

[@cyndianderson7056]

@@polcommwatcher😂😂😂😂

[@JosieYarrington]

😂😅34 minutes too late!

[@eleanormay729]

Guillermo has the best job! He is enjoying his life, thank you Jimmy for finding him and giving him the job.

[@Patricia-w8m4j]

Yes he does. 😂

[@LaPlaya-rw1cp]

Shouldn't a joker be just a joker! Why is this guy so biased? Despite not being an American, I can clearly see his being unctuous towards the Democrats.

[@stratostatic]

Guillermo has all the good luck. A lot us will live our whole lives without one single day of good fortune.

[@lizardog]

@@stratostatic If that's what you think, then that's what will be. Try getting out and walking in fresh air. It does wonders.

[@stratostatic]

@@lizardog My walking around outside won't change how Guillermo is constantly blessed, while God craps on so many people without end. (myself included)

[@John_Fugazzi]

The "1.7 million dollar toilet" was never built. That was an estimate by the city and state. After a public uproar a toilet was donated with most costs covered by two private companies. City labor cost for installation was $200,000.

[@norageronimo544]

I love listening to you, Mr. KIMMEL. YOU ARE SO TALENTED

[@christinashadinger3074]

He is great, has great timing but also has great writers!

[@ginaknight2640]

.

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

Mayor of Springfield has asked the Dynamic WeridDuo to not come to his city!

[@annanelson6830]

Hope they sue trump/Vance.

[@themountain59]

Which "Springfield" ? There is one in every state 😅

[@peachesandpoets]

​@@themountain59 Ohio

[@cherylkiley6373]

Dynamic WEIRDDUO!!! I Love it!!! It's my favorite saying! Thank you💙

[@rottweilerfun9520]

@themountain59 , Gee , Which Springfield could he possibly mean....seriously dude ?

[@rsmith2217]

Mr. Jimmy Kimmel I love you and your sense of humor I’ve been watching you a long time. From Las Vegas, Nev… 👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@JustAMinuteYT]

BTW, the 1.7 million dollar toilet didn't actually get built. After backlash to the project, a toilet was donated, and installation and other costs ended up being about 300k. Still probably egregious. But the proposed 1.7 million dollar one was never built or installed.

[@kathleenmathews6096]

Does it flash classified documents with one flush? If so, trump must really want it.

[@sherryelle225]

But Trump said he saw pictures of it lol. 🙄🙄Trump should walk around with high boots and a shovel, what with all the bs he’s spouts.

[@lorraineforster8164]

Thank you for the truth on this toilet story.

[@yedkielsetiawan76]

😮😮😮

[@cecygeez2000]

Why is this “toilet” 1.7 million??? Who was benefiting of this project?! Was it another gold toilet for Trump? And of course Trump would hear about this toilet! Lol 😂 he still has other documents that need to be flushed! 😂

[@darlin5167]

Correction: Taylor Swift didn't tell people not to vote for Trump. She endorsed Harris and Walz and encouraged others to do their own research and to vote.

[@normacolon9618]

17:22 17:22 exactky she told peeople to vote. Ans to resesech the vote. She never said before all this nit to vote fir trump to anyone. She voiced her opionion, she voted for trump 2016 i.thinkbut had to change becuz he is a nut job.

[@cheryltague8002]

Trump needs to grow up! Not everyone likes trump. To say he hates Taylor swift because she endorsed Harris&Waltz.

[@SM-McKraken]

@@cheryltague8002 Trump's ancient, if he hasn't grown up by now, the fool never will.

[@anniestorchamp4564]

@@SM-McKraken You nailed it -------------- he never will

[@ReelRonDog]

Funny how he claims she’s not that big of a deal when she’s clearly one of the biggest music stars in the world. Her fan base can probably put Kamala into office easily.

[@grumpydave7329]

"If I have to lie to get what I want so-be-it." -JD Vance's feral self.

[@Collageartist69]

I want that air force 2.

[@thaovu-pn1yu]

@@Collageartist69

[@seethingsclearlyawaken3424]

"I'm willing to create stories to spread fear to drum-up support for us", said Jaydie Vanz on National television, in reference to the lies about Haitian immigrants in Ohio!

[@CoffeeLuvah]

In a few years... as his children become Teen Agers...they will QUOTE Dad to his face...😮😅😂🎉🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏾🤷🏽‍♂️🤦‍♀️

[@harryrabbit2870]

Really, really, really missed Jimmy Kimmel while he was on vacation. Happy to see him back. Gold-level comedy.

[@shirleyrhodes3741]

I do every year!!!

[@michellejones5472]

I KNOW RIGHT!!! He was Really MISSED 💯💯💯 VOTE BLUE 💙 for DEMOCRACY FREEDOM RESPECT UNITY LOVE and HAPPINESS 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 HARRIS 🇱🇷 WALZ 🔵🇱🇷

[@carolholly1608]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@pjm934]

He's the best!

[@mcpheefee]

He’s mediocre

[@hugoo1549]

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None - Trump just tells them he fixed it and they sit there in the dark and applaud.

[@MarceloRomero360]

That's funny!!

[@ThatTexasGirl409]

😂😂😂

[@varqtube]

Comment gold! 😊👍👏👏

[@hmdwgf]

Comment of the thread

[@CS-mv3nw]

I’m stealing that one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@righttoouropinionthanks4710]

EVERYTHING AGAINST HIM IS RIGGED!!! Poor guy!!! Why would they do that to this poor innocent, honest guy??? 🤪🤪

[@jeyruff429]

@righttoouropinionthanks4710 (👍 You're welcome. Great opinion.) Exactly! Both previous elections and the upcoming one, plus not one, but 2 would be assassins, Swift, the media... EVERYTHING is asagainst our REAL President! We need to come together and vote out -- wait, what? What do you mean "I meant Jimmy"?! 😜 ✝☮🇺🇸 --J

[@maapat1431]

This is a complete embarrassment for America...when will this end ?.. OMG ..vote blue💙💙💙💙💙

[@amazedsatsuma]

remember, remember the 5th of November

[@acethayersr1586]

Jimmy Kimmel just hasn't been the same since P-Diddy's parties ended .

[@raybenstead2548]

@@amazedsatsuma Let's hope that your British rhyme of 'remember remember the 5th of November' does not end up like the next line . 'gunpowder treason and plot.' The way things are going in the USA it seems very likely that it will.

[@chungchihsu2000]

He will bring down the country with him. Good luck, America.

[@a.j.wilson6219]

Last three years under biden and kamala has been embarrassing, why you still want kamala? are you crazy?

[@cherylcornelius959]

I am so sad about all this hate against Haitians. I went to Haiti to minister 8 times. The people are beautiful and the needs are great but I have never seen anyone eating pets. Never!!!! We have very accomplished people in America that came from Haiti, doctors, lawyers, accountants, preachers, teachers, I could go on. The founder of Chicago was a Haitian. STOP THE HATE!!!! Jesus said for us to love God and love each other.

[@EdwardEmmick]

I heard he said that there would be an orange man to replace him

[@believewhatyousee2852]

Exactly right! This racism is sickening and it hurts innocent people who are trying to make a life for themselves and their family. Trump is hateful and dangerous!! Vote blue 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

[@norse1585]

I'm a lifelong chicagoan and I didn't know a haitian founded us! I think it's so disgraceful these lies being peddled against the haitian refugees. They are coming from a truly impossible situation-haiti right now, port au prince in particular, is completely run by violent gangs, the government has fallen-of course they're fleeing with their families, it's a life or death situation! They're just normal people trying to save their own & their childrens lives, why the heck would they be eating pets?? Even homeless people don't do that, we have soup kitchens and food pantries for that.

[@maryann1918]

Amen! Amen!

[@EdwardEmmick]

@cherylcornelius959 light color is measured by scientists and physicists in wavelength. Of the visible spectrum, all have a wavelength. The color of orange bronze is 666nm. Hides in plain sight.

[@jonasapitzsch9899]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel, Germany here. Just want to let you know: You're great! Thank you for all of this. Normally, comedians have to come up with jokes, punch lines and fast comeback lines but with these guys around, you just have to cite them. That's funny enough. Greetings from Europe. Keep it up!

[@juditkoncz1020]

Greetings also from South Africa and many thanks for laughs in these awful times.🇿🇦

[@4plus20isHappy]

It’s been very difficult for comedians ever since Trump got elected. Satire has become reality.

[@michelefisher5171]

Greetings from Costa Rica!

[@michelefisher5171]

@@4plus20isHappythey have more content because of trump.

[@anarivas4255]

Greetings from a cuban living in Italy.

[@lyncook6471]

You're awesome Jimmy! Thanks for all the laughs. God bless you and your family.

[@Sisteryoda1440]

TS said she watched the debates. She encouraged her fans to do their own research and make their own decisions. She said she endorsed Harris after her own deliberation. She did not tell her fans to vote for Harris. She did encourage them to sign up to vote.

[@GothamClive]

To be fair, if a celebrity endorses a candidate, that means that in their opinion this candidate is the one people should vote for. If I vote for a candidate then i think that is the candidate i think people should vote for. If I say that even before voting then it means I'm really sure about that. Therefore, long story short: She did indirectly say people should vote for Harris.

[@richardcoughlin8931]

@@GothamClive That’s exactly how I feel about Hulk Hogan.

[@sergeant_salty]

Endorsing a candidate is encouraging your followers to do the same.... duh

[@carollund8251]

@@GothamClive I don't think so. She gave her reasons for making public who she was voting for. She did not want to make an endorsement. But Trump used AI to claim she was endorsing Trump. So she really had no choice but to refute it. She didn't say who she was voting for to convince others to do the same, she said it to to rectify a lie. Of course many will do just as she does , but she obviously does not support cultish behavior, as she encouraged. people to make their own choice based on real facts and research, not just because of what she does. That sounds like a very mature way of going about it. By the way until this election I had no idea who Taylor Swift is and could not name one song of hers. This is just what I get from her tweet or whatever you call it.

[@dozzer009]

⁠@@sergeant_salty Ummm no. And nothing wrong with an endorsement. We have no problem disagreeing with people who don’t represent our values; we just won’t vote for them 💙💙💙

[@vindiesel1469]

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

[@Devon1122]

VERY good. Very, very good

[@UncleKauffee]

That’s exactly his plan. He clearly isn’t even trying to win. Like even a little. It’s all about what he’s gonna get his sheep to believe and do once he loses.

[@angelabennett8245]

@@UncleKauffee Trump said he didn't care if you hate him! Vote for him. That is desperate.

[@carolelarochelle9854]

MERCI DE CITER VOLTAIRE,IMPRESSIONNANT..

[@Thinkythinkerton]

Power is given Often by the abjectly ignorant…. -me, 2024 Vote Blue, vote for sanity

[@stephaniecauffman5938]

Omg! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! Your comedy is so healing!

[@JF-qw4bd]

Kimmel is ON FIRE!!!! One of the best segments ever! ❤👏👏👏👏👏

[@ToniHunterOne]

I love you guys!!!! This is the best episode YET!!!!! ALL THE STARS were funny and down to Earth. I know this is in large part to Guillermo's talent. And thank you, Jimmy, for hiring him from your parking security to your colorman sidekick on stage . Genius move!

[@phoenixrising2268]

If your 13 year-old posted this, you'd be concerned and it would be time to have a talk. This is a 78 year old man. Who wants to be in the White House. Again.

[@davidweyant9356]

Trump is a 78 year old toddler. He has a vocabulary and reading level of a 4th grader.

[@darquequeen]

@@davidweyant93561st Grader. 😮

[@danli3659]

Insane old man with an equally bad apprentice as VP

[@ERAforALL]

Who wants you to focus on this outrageousness, instead of his refusal to answer questions on real policies.

[@lillia2479]

​@@davidweyant9356 You just insulted every 4th grader in the world by that comparison. 😂

[@katconro]

Jimmy's impersonaton of D. Jr. was so spot on. One of the funniest parts of this episode.

[@donnaflores2166]

His imitation of Donnie Jr was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@4elevendyno]

Like father like son

[@jayyearwood4587]

It's a continuous, never-ending stream of crazy from these people. Even die hard fans are getting exhausted.

[@michaelkirk4475]

Jimmy, another GREAT SHOW!!!

[@aliciachristopher6506]

Springfield Ohio should bill JD Vance and Donald Trump for the expenses of all the bomb threats.

[@deannadelmar9863]

@@aliciachristopher6506 We need a justice system that protects our pursuit of happiness. VOTE 🗳️ BLUE. Vote for peace. Vote for ETHICS, law and order, for sanity, we the people!

[@jtarwa4088]

Yes!

[@markconiglio7769]

You do know all we're made from overseas, right? Seems like your own side did it.

[@FM-dk1vp]

Love to Jimmy and Guillermo! Contagious smiles and laughter!

[@kt9166]

Hey, Jimmy! Looks like the other shows are off this week, so it's up to you and Guillermo to save America! Fortunately, we're in good hands.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@kimcollier3690]

Every resident of Springfield Ohio should sue his behind

[@medicburd]

Jimmy trolling Trump real hard with the Emmy bit and I’m here for it. 😂

[@800Ms-k6n]

At this point, i'm expecting Trump to open a full circus with Kimmel, Colbert, Meyers, and Oliver as the audience 😂

[@michelehemlokhexwhite4310]

Gold!

[@stephensheridan1279]

It was the perfect opening monologue! No one else had a more perfect opening monologue than Trump, er I mean Jimmy!! 🙄😏🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

The Emmys awards were rigged. I'm very good friends with the Emmy family (hot family by the way), and Dad Emmy told me that every time Trump gets nominated for one of his Emmy awards, the voting machines coincidentally lose power. Everyone goes home and then people nobody even knows come in and switch the votes. Think of it. It's terrible.

[@acethayersr1586]

Jimmy Kimmel just hasn't been the same since P-Diddy's parties ended .

[@SayAhh]

Love you Jimmy!

[@floridagirl4407]

JD Vance is an Ohio Senator. He should be impeached immediately for the misery and danger he has brought upon his own state! Why do we continue to allow our leaders to remain in power when they work against the people, against our country... against our Constitution??

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Pff, spreading rumours is nothing. Remember when senators were insisting mixing the races was dangerous...while secretly having biracial kids?

[@missingno81]

Ohio loves him like georgia loves MGT.

[@hughjorg4008]

Let us all vote for KAMALA in November 💙. Also Democrats must keep the majority in the Senate or at least a 50-50 tie. MONTANA Democrat Senator Jon Tester has to win re-election.

[@maggiehopkins2889]

How sad.​@@missingno81

[@amybear2941]

​@missingno81 We don't Love Vance , I live in Ohio

[@nugget9245]

Jimmy Kimmel. The greatest comedian of all. ❤

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤

[@gedigi9010]

Jimmy keep them coming. Your writers brilliant.

[@carlosrobinson4230]

Laura Loomer is VERY excited to be traveling with Trump. She hasn't been on that plane since Jeffrey was still flying it.

[@MamaDRogers]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcusott2973]

Omg 😂😂😂😂

[@faiththrower7951]

Perfect

[@Strange_Shadow214]

She was a kid then too hahahaha

[@bgs03548]

Lorito Express now

[@mutti1916]

Great show Jimmy, as usual! 👍Thanks

[@oswaldbarnes5861]

Don't forget that there were 81,283,501 million who fired Trump in 2020, and many more in 2024, including the catless ladies💙💙💙 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️ 😺 🐱

[@mariegarside8830]

Total the Swifties for Harris with the Crazy Cat Ladies. WOW

[@BUDDYCB4]

I want 100 million

[@oswaldbarnes5861]

@@BUDDYCB4 In absolute agreement 💯

[@McCarthyJohn100]

​@TalentedLMT I'm happy with less, if we can add a couple hundred thousand in each swing state. When it all comes down to 200,000 votes between 3 states, it doesn't matter as much to have 5 million more in CA. But if we win all the swing states by a couple % points, Trump can try to lie, but it's more obvious that he's just a moron.

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

... Catless men w 2 dogs ALSO VOTING STRAIGHT TICKET DEMOCRAT 😎🫵🏼🐕🐕💘🗽🦅💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@connie9492]

I'M TOTALLY IN SUPPORT OF TAYLOR AND KAMALA!❤

[@a.j.wilson6219]

you supporting kamala because of taylor swift, think for yourself for once, do your own research

[@gary-rr7jp]

Taylor Swift for campaign chairperson!😁

[@prodemocracyseth]

​@@a.j.wilson6219 the person they are in support of Taylor Swift and Harris. They didn't say they were supporting Harris because of Taylor Swift. But it's a free f'cking country and people can vote based on whatever they like to vase it on. If they want to be a single issue voter, oh well, a no issue voter that just hates Trump, that ok too. Hell if you don't want to vote for Harris, that your right. But everyone who is supporting Harris is aware of who she truly is. Not what Trump and his MAGA goons claim she is.

[@susannpatton2893]

​@@a.j.wilson6219 😂 your in the wrong spot - won't win here

[@RobertMattison-pp6uf]

@@a.j.wilson6219 Boo. boo. boo. Show me the hand you hold against Kamala and Taylor Swift. I am not a Swifty, nor do I listen to her music.

[@jonalonzo3632]

You got my vote Jimmy! 😅

[@sharonjohn1375]

👍🏽👋✋🏿🤚🏾💯💯✨✅🌍🌎🔵

[@shs179904]

Omg Daffy Duck comment killed me 😂😂😂

[@ma4450]

"Curry or fried chicken." Woah. JD is just a snarling little ankle-snapping beast.

[@EdwardEmmick]

Never forget if trump is elected he may be president.

[@thieupham493]

Vance is doing exactly what he was hired to do.

[@AthenaKeatingThomas]

I love and cook both curry and fried chicken, along with dishes from many other cultures. That's what's awesome about America! -Old white childless cat lady

[@EdwardEmmick]

@ma4450 and never forget the black heritage of BBQ. It dates to times of slavery. The best BBQ I've had was mostly black owned businesses. And never forget the blues.

[@thieupham493]

@@EdwardEmmick Oh, I thought BBQ extended back further than slavery in America.

[@Omil7750]

You go Jimmy !! Great show as usual.

[@katepollock5408]

This monologue deserves an Emmy, Jimmy! Well done 👏👏👏

[@Mischiou]

"Old Mcdonald had a farm" almost killed me...couldn't stop laughing. Thank you 🤣

[@ChristopherSEA]

Dementia DonOLD for prison!!!

[@ArchYeomans]

Vote Donald Dump!

[@hughjorg4008]

Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵‍💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙

[@mariegarside8830]

🩵🩵💙

[@JulietVictor-uh9gc]

Dear Voters, Feel free to vote for Trump. But my recommendation: Watch this clip first. (You get it on YT) Monty Python - The Meaning of Life: Live Organ Transplants That will be the Future of America when Trump should become President and his Project 2025 will become Reality. Best Luck, Jay (Germany) P.s.: Check/google “Doc Caro“ (a German Doctor). A Powerwoman like Kamala Harris!!! I promise you (>Kamala voters) will like her.

[@hughjorg4008]

@@mariegarside8830 Also, the post-debate *KAMALA EFFECT* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.20 per gallon today. That's 51 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !!

[@LizChurchill-p8w]

💙🇺🇸💙VOTE BLUE 💙🇺🇸💙

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

... 25% tariffs which we all pay 😎🫵🏼

[@sirdonaldlee]

At least she's had a job. All Trump has ever done is spend his Dad's money, file bankruptcy and commit felonies.

[@mattdavis8899]

Yes but you have got to admit Trump is a HELL of a dancer.

[@user-rd8en3gk2z]

Spotted a swifty here!

[@hangten1904]

@@mattdavis8899 I've seen his Drake dance on SNL

[@hughjorg4008]

KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. One day later WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !!

[@bcbeasters]

He's a registered Republican and former Trump supporter.

[@azcomicgeek]

Marge, there's a black man petting his cat. Should I call 911? What? Call Senator Vance instead? Sounds right to me.

[@lallygarza2305]

Jimmy you an Guillermo will always be #1!!!! My heart sank. We all know you deserved that Emmy! ❤❤💙💙💙💙💙

[@danieltx7066]

*Jimmy you're a Guillermo

[@OzzyInSpace]

I stay up and wait for these every night.

[@momohmart]

🤣 Genius intro. So damn tired of Trump.

[@Ss-wy1gv]

Why should Kamala be president if she has been in the white house and has done NOTHING AT ALL for this COUNTRY. She says she will do this and that why hasn't she done the things she wants to do yet? Why should someone who can't control the border be the president of our country? It's not about teams guys, it's about which candidate will help us Americans thrive, and Kamala is simply not the person. under Biden our economy is worse than it was under trump. Under trump prices were more affordable and the economy was better. My question is Kamala keep saying when I am elected I'll do this I'll do that, but YOU ARE IN OFFICE WHY HAVEN'T U DONE ANYTHING? Also under Trump there were NO NEW WARS. Also Kamala didn't get a single vote form democrat primary voters, and frankly Kamala has no case at all...

[@sprat3127]

I wouldn’t suggest a DJT visit to Springfield. I think it would be unwise and unsafe. For everyone.

[@LFreeman-xb3gm]

of course, he hates Taylor. She’s richer than him. And people do actually show up willingly to her concerts with actual huge crowds

[@Colibri-x5i]

Vous avez bien résumé la situation 😅

[@thomasb.2699]

Crowd Size Matters!

[@kevinb3812]

She's got it all!

[@deviouskris3012]

And no one leaves half way, due to boredom.

[@mattjacks0n83]

Her crowds are bigger than his. Of course he hates her

[@dew12u]

Jimmy Kimmel has got the humor that helps me laugh my way through the insanity.

[@stinareed7622]

Just like Alec Baldwin did.

[@vindiesel1469]

Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

[@jacquelinebrown5900]

Describes Trump perfectly.

[@ktmac7610]

He also checks off every item on the fascist check list.

[@DaveB-hg7el]

Yes I agree with you, but now the problem is how do we convince his cult? Lol 🙃, just to keep from crying.

[@brandonpoole1670]

Sounds like my ex-fiancé.

[@jimmythebold589]

NEED TO append this list to the fourteen characteristics of an authoritarian

[@joetuktyyuktuk8635]

🙂🙂🙂🙂I know what's up with Donnie's lisp... "Where did you get this from, my whole face is going numb..."🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@RobinArnold-yb9ld]

I feel so sorry for JD Vance's wife and children. The curry remark shows everyone just what he thinks on them.

[@GrumpyOldCrows]

Why? Like Melania she punched the ticket for power and money, and I think for her, the promise of a Supreme Court seat. Let's see if she leaves him with the speed of light when they lose the election.

[@dreamchaser5758]

My thoughts exactly

[@rocknroll1964]

jd future president hes wife kid ok

[@800Ms-k6n]

You know you've done something right when Trump is somehow mad at you like a 5 year old 😂😂

[@PrisonMike911]

How dare Kamala disgrace Agent Orange favorite fine dining restaurant: McDonald’s! 😂😂

[@El_Nightmare]

She's going to turn every McDonald's into McCurry's

[@kellyanderson898]

​@@El_Nightmareseriously what is wrong with you? Nevermind, you're a Trump supporter.

[@baderinwa1]

@@El_NightmareCurry is good for you. It has anti inflammatory properties.

[@jewdy8915]

@@El_Nightmarebillions of Indians and East Asians can’t be wrong! But, you certainly have being wrong perfected.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@El_Nightmare Sir, you forgot the hood that comes with your McDick meal.

[@mrs.bosstoross4741]

How can you hate Americans 🇺🇸 sweetheart Taylor ❤ this guy needs to go away

[@AlberthaPasek]

originally i thought it was odd that Kimmel would interact with Guillermo during his show and comedy bits....but over time i have realized that Guillermo is just so likable, you have to include someone like that. and i am glad he does. joining XAI770K was great! Thanks for the headsup

[@biswajitgaming7014]

How long is it open?

[@anijith3420]

When was this released?

[@1kRAM4kROM]

"He is no longer able to distinguish men from women" - that explains laura loomer, Jimmy you're a genius!

[@theblade9024]

Love the comb over blown over. Bald this vain man.

[@sallychristeon2840]

I bet that makes Melania all warm an fuzzy!😅

[@THINJIMI]

Why does Laura Loomer make herself look like Morticia Addams?

[@billaccord717]

This lingo sounds familiar.

[@bramposthumus9300]

@@THINJIMI Because Trump loves fictional characters...

[@viewtuber8428]

9:12 JD’s face is hilarious when he knows he just outed himself😂. Also the creepy smile/not smile at the same time he had throughout that interview was unnerving 😬. Dude does not give himself a break🤦‍♂️😂

[@robertclark972]

​​@@nonya.bizness - Yeah, kinda 'chuckley' .

[@michaelisaacs1010]

You Sir, Are funny. You Sir, Are a patriot! ⚖️🇺🇸

[@fbdaddyissues]

Jimmy is so funny I watch these updates back to back if I miss one

[@windfall331]

When Vance said "Danna" he is trying to make Danna the problem not himself.

[@generalputnam2990]

*Well-documented Abuser tactic.

[@Babyluthi]

Jimmy and crew are on fire tonight!😀👍💙

[@sagelovescoffee]

The lisp reenactment got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandym.williams7314]

🎉 Thanks Nicky for taking it back.

[@Dennis-BL51]

Guillermo, fantastic job!!!😊

[@polyglot12]

When Trump goes to Springfield, Homer Simpson will no longer be the dumbest person there!

[@Devon1122]

O .m .g!

[@anitatimmons9525]

[@MikeRiderOOO]

D’oh!

[@gary-rr7jp]

Don't let him near the nuclear plant!😂

[@mattjacks0n83]

He’s Krusty the Klown

[@RichardSalinas-gm4mm]

Hilarious 😂 Love Jimmy Kimmel!

[@mikewoods1622]

People of America, I'm begging you! Please make him STOP!

[@tytn9978]

Sadly, as long as there is "Fox News", Trump will have a lectern from which to spout his nonsense ... and apparently Trump Jr. is now talking the same verbal diarrhea as his Dad, so bless us, we have a 2nd generation spouting nonsense!

[@patrickdelaney2299]

​@@tytn9978better show than what this Jimmy got Back to work!

[@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972]

If we could we would

[@Laine2539]

💙✊🏻💙✊🏻💙✊🏻

[@juliethompson8685]

We will!! ⭐️💙🇺🇸

[@codyswan4918]

Trump's not too swift.

[@gregpendrey6711]

I see what you did there 😂

[@charlenemack7040]

😂😂😂

[@glendaadams1481]

Trump isn’t Swift, but Taylor sure is! 💙

[@robertnett9793]

@@glendaadams1481 Trump isn't swift, but Taylor trumps Donald.

[@krisedwards1003]

GOOD ONE!

[@Tomscomment]

We stand with you, Jimmy! Tell us where to march to stop the Emmy Steal!

[@deviouskris3012]

March peaceful. But remember it is trial by combat.

[@stan4now]

Jimmy at least deserves an Emmy for impersonating Trump not getting an Emmy.

[@joycediggs4617]

I dig Jimmy's show, but the Daily Show totally slays!!! 😊😊😊

[@pahogberg9347]

😂😂😂

[@Paconennation]

The capitol next year Jan 6th.

[@wingv313]

Jimmy, stop, 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my stomach hurts from laughing too hard🤣🤣🤣🤣 That rendition of Don Jr’s lisp was friggin hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewalker2056]

That cocaine lisp is wild AF

[@charlyn1003]

You’re awesome, Jimmy!💙💙💙

[@roxanaa.8048]

The smallest man who ever lived ! 🍊 🍊

[@thomasd4738]

I'm 5'4" and I approve this message

[@reginaldmontgomery7730]

😂😂😂😂

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

@@roxanaa.8048 🤏🏼

[@gaetanlefebvre7800]

Who Jimmy ?

[@ChandlerSomborac]

How *anyone* can listen to Trump *attempting to speak* for just *30 seconds* and *still* choose to support him is *completely* beyond me!

[@JimmyJohnson-uq6um]

TRUMP WILL TRIUMPH IN 2 0 2 4 🇺🇲✨

[@gomatimahadevan3265]

I somehow think that his followers don’t actually use logic .. 😅 his rhetoric just echoes the underlying aggression and intolerance in their own hearts .. that’s why it’s a cult !

[@a.j.wilson6219]

How can anyone listen to Harris talk with different accents and laugh hysterically and still choose to support her is completely beyond me

[@teanavann8541]

100%agree

[@jimsmith7212]

​@a.j.wilson6219 That's not an insult. You're not very bright.

[@eugenesoldlady]

They have had 7 straight days of bomb threats in Springfield. Yesterday it was Kroger and Walmart. This is ridiculous.

[@connie9492]

Never realized how great Taylor Swift was til lately. Such an intelligent and capable young woman. So politically aware and so defensive of women's rights and needs. JUST LOVE HER OUT SPOKEN ATTITUDE! I'M ON THE TAYLOR TRAIN AND APPRECIATE HER COURAGE!❤

[@mariegarside8830]

Can we start a Boomer Swifties for Harris ?

[@3PeasInAPod2016]

What about Dog Ladies Swifties 🐶

[@ThePhantomBeatlemaniac-t2r]

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. Consistently the best satirical updates on our national Trump tragedy.

[@artbargra]

He's not my favorite late-night host. But I absolutely adore the way he gets under Trump's orange, cheesy skin. It's a work of art, and I hope he continues to do it.

[@Erin.56]

@@artbargrahe’s my favorite

[@Erin.56]

National trump tragedy is right

[@Shea3232]

Thank You Taylor for endorsing Kamala Harris!!💙 Taylor could give two shits what Trump thinks of her, she’s been dealing with haters all her life, again, she definitely doesn’t care what trump thinks of her!! Taylor: “Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!!”🤣🤣

[@acethayersr1586]

Jimmy Kimmel just hasn't been the same since P-Diddy's parties ended .

[@Desertbiker617]

She's shaking him off!

[@Desertbiker617]

​@@acethayersr1586You should join Trump & Epstein's party.

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

@@Shea3232 .... Cheetolini has 🥔🥔 to give they're in his 👖!! 🤫

[@dceplay]

Breaking News: P. Diddy just arrested...

[@Kavallero]

The lisp had me dying.🤣🤣

[@Dragonmist1]

OMG Jimmy is on fire 🔥 🔥🔥 tonight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣