Top 3 stories that sound fake but are 100% real | Part 14

He had a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 chance of experiencing this...
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You are at the end. Nothing more exists beyond this. Promise.
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☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎

[@ryanmls]

3:08 jack sparrow

[@realgrimgaming2857]

How?!?

[@thecringeprophet]

Good job now Mr ballen needs to heart and stamp you

[@MrBallen]

That was fast!!!

[@roycetolbert9143]

Wow I really thought 💭 I was first , nice 👍 job buddy

[@pantherowow77]

Where is it?

[@Strype13]

"Since you have no symptoms, we should probably just wait and see if the tumor does anything." "Doc. It's literally talking to me."

[@Misssydney]

Omg I just realized that some tumors have teeth and hair!!! What the fuck! I think it really was trying to talk to her 😆

[@patrickdean9797]

that has to be it , the tumor reached self awareness and started talking to her it said we want to help you what else could it be can they broadcast sound into our heads that would be pretty scary

[@lamppuu1]

@@patrickdean9797 the voices said "me *and my friend* used to work in a children's hospital and *we* want to help you" in the beginning.. 🤔

[@Strype13]

@@patrickdean9797 Yeah, it's pretty strange. If it was colon cancer or something, it would be pretty easy to dismiss as 'regular hallucinations' or something.. but the fact that it was connected to her brain actually makes it quite intriguing in my opinion.

[@einienj3281]

That story was so creepy.. 😳

[@ellenwhite4059]

“GET ON THE GROUND” “NO YOU” *starts beating each other senseless*

[@BossmanRat]

That must have been one tense situation, lucky no one was shot!

[@bsqwahlE]

Sounds about right.

[@adamleonard9958]

*proceed to fall in love*

[@brandonperry857]

Ironic neither group examined the credentials presented and just figured a battle royale was the more professional route

[@slam.p]

@@adamleonard9958 what

[@WizLene-kv9ko]

Can we give a major applause for Brenda's psychiatrist ? They did not brush Brenda's concern away and immediately set an appointment for her! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@kenzilovitsky2216]

Sorry. But good doctor send her by myself... so... bad doctor

[@Diamond.The.Dragon]

@kenzilovitsky2216 What?

[@idk-42069]

​@@kenzilovitsky2216When you learn to speak english, please come back. And maybe you can edit your comment to make a little sense. 👍

[@facts9144]

@@kenzilovitsky2216improve your English dummy

[@andreasolis85]

Great doctor!! In fact psychiatrists are suppose to make sure people can live their lives as normal as possible and stabilize them with the best treatment for them, whatever that means as what works for someone may not work for other person, many mental health diseases have no cure but if the patient can find peace and acceptance it helps them a lot to improve their life quality

[@leahreynolds852]

Michael’s guardian angel working overtime at this point 😂😂😂 this man is one lucky guy.

[@evamariejohansen5690]

Yeah I agree. If I where his guardian angel, I would tell him jokingly with love: "If you don't stop soon, I will be overworked and have a breakdown! " 🤣🤣

[@MyTimelord11]

I'm convinced he's the main character

[@TheKRAZYKID195]

Crying 😂😂😂😂

[@shanewarren195]

Yep because everyone has a Mythological fairytale creatures protecting them…

[@nyx348]

@@shanewarren195 u’re such a goofball so funny and always keep jokes going

[@richs4358]

I can’t be the only one that busted out laughing at “they all slowly lowered their guns.... then started beating the crap out of eachother” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@AD-ui6sk]

I was expecting “They talked, called into their superiors and straightened it out but nope 😂

[@jamesallen5591]

You aren't the only one!

[@suzannax]

😂😂😂 You're not alone

[@husseymangtv]

If any of them has kids. Can you imagine the old grandpa story telling time with this one? Lmao they will not believe him

[@deadlyzone8304]

Same lol it's better then shooting it out an nothing beats a good old brawl 😂😂

[@KaeYoss]

Voices: "Would you participate in a short survey about customer satisfaction?"

[@nuggetsaurusrex]

I'm dieing hahahah

[@GlitchedMuse]

Voices: "We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty."

[@dianne4867]

@@GlitchedMuse I would lose it If I heard that 😂

[@MrsBrock1258]

😆😆😆😆

[@deminerdg8911]

"4/5 star service"

[@radchik]

Yea, the crazy part to Brenda's story was HOW FAST she was able to see the doctors after the voice instructed her to see them.

[@michaeldoran4367]

No kidding. That's the main reason I hate doctors

[@freddyrose7815]

England is good for this kind of thing

[@SpaceKadet1454]

@@freddyrose7815 actually its the opposite. that is what made it more shocking

[@lesley4085]

@@SpaceKadet1454you’re right, actually the wait time for an MRI on the NHS at the moment is 6-18 weeks depending on location but in 1997 I have no doubt a month would be the norm 😊

[@effaroundfindout]

Right? I have to schedule THREE MONTHS out for a freaking psychiatrist here in California so I've just given up and stayed depressed 😢😢

[@particles343]

I had a friend after hs that was kind of schizophrenic. I think he did have symptoms, and come to find out, he had a brain tumor. Had it removed. Basically, he went back to normal. Got off drugs. Joined the navy. Living a good life.

[@dinkvjr]

Good to hear

[@MeowingCat835]

Very relieved to hear!

[@mattcraig163]

Voices in head - “Hello, we’re here to help and we’re definitely not a hallucination” Person - “That’s exactly what a hallucination would say............”

[@amymoriyama6616]

That story is a strange one. Typically, hallucinations aren't helpful. It makes me suspect that they were not actually hallucinations and were real. The questions are though, where did they come from and why did they bother to help this random woman? If it were some secret government program test, how would they have known about the tumor? If it were extraterrestrials, why would they want to help this specific woman and not many of the other women out there who need help? There are so many questions and no way to ever get any answers and I am not one who can be comfortable with that.

[@mattcraig163]

@@amymoriyama6616 strange things happen. There isn’t always a satisfying answer. These were almost certainly hallucinations. What else do you call voices in someone’s head??

[@junyaitadakimasu3515]

@@amymoriyama6616 my exact same thought process..I started to say the same but could not articulate it as well as you.. who knows..

[@kaylaanderson4533]

Plot twist: it was her Bluetooth earpiece on a call with a doctor all along 👀

[@wykydytron]

@@amymoriyama6616 or it's fake story as it's not documented in any scientific manner it's just word of mouth. Voices were probably coused by tumor, it's well know our brain is well aware of many of many things bothering us but most of time it's just communicated by bad feeling or unease. Tumors are known to generate voices or even giving ppl some new skills before becoming life treating. Some ppl after removing tumors get to keep new skill as changes in brain often are permanent. It may seem like gods work or magic but 100% of time it's just science.

[@elish142]

Great customer service from the voices in Brenda's head, they deserve 5 stars in yelp

[@dianakosianka5344]

I think those voices could have been her guardian angels

[@eaglewinnings8003]

Voices in my head need to do better

[@franksullivan6541]

I’m saying!

[@buttkicker3816]

This is a good comment, not no bells canyon nonsense.

[@toxicyouth94]

I know. I give mine half a star. My life sucks

[@mellyncollie5758]

The voices in Brenda's head also asked if she knew how to get to Bells Canyon.

[@relent-lass7510]

And watches a house,sending weird letters

[@jodywadsworth5775]

I was looking for this comment. I figured someone had to make this point besides me.

[@marwan4358]

Lmao only the OGs will know this one 😂

[@CMTorn0311]

Ahh, Bells Canyon… 😌

[@montagesforall791]

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO BELLS CANYON!

[@agdoren]

Michael's mutant power: luck rebound. An incident of extreme bad luck triggers and immediate reaction of good luck.

[@alobster1966]

Michael is the main character and we're all just side characters in his world

[@19mills87]

Na bro he's a npc in our story with plot armor, the game says he can't die that way lol

[@Jp-ui3fw]

It’s his ocean 🌊 we’re just swimming in it. 🏊‍♀️

[@BetterDayz33]

yt played this after the story of cain and abel

[@MrSigma_47]

He was swallowed by a whale and didn’t suffocate or die from blunt force trauma. *HE WAS 57 AT THAT TIME* 😳

[@teonnechapman1420]

He has Mc plot armor

[@agni2003]

It’s the “we are pleased to have helped you, goodbye” for me. Such great service from Brenda’s voices in her head

[@O_Ciel_Phant0mhive]

I know. That was so wholesome

[@TyeArtisik]

😊

[@geovani60624]

yes, my ones never actually told me anything usefull, just the usual kill your whole family stuff

[@kareem9621]

I’m sure this part is fabricated… allegedly, after the removal of the tumour, the voices were gone so how would they have managed to say goodbye?🤔 Crazy story nonetheless, the voices in my head only activate when I see bubble wrap and tell me to pop it lol

[@Kenny-yl9pc]

It could be some kind of aliens that maybe do like to watch some people like a real life alien big brother and they grow to like some people and decide to help them maybe. I mean I dont know but the thing is it happaned and is documented so we cant argue the facts and given it is so fantastical what happened the explanation could be too very fantastical like the aliens that helped. Or angels or whatever but ther is no common sense explanation for this. Given there are many things we dont know and dont understand it could be some being that helped. I mean we help ants for example they cant fathom what is going on you know becasue they live in a 2 dimensional space while we live in a 3 dimensional space there could be beings that live in higher dimensions like the 4th and we are made through evolution to only see and understand the 3 dimensions but the beings living in the fourth can. Niel de grasse tyson has an interesting explanation to this dimensional thing and it could be maybe related to this. You know for an ant they cant fathom the 3rd dimension which is height/vertical plane and for example an ant can only use the space of an table in 2 dimension length and width and in their understanding they dont have more room but we know that we can stack things up and use the 3rd dimension ie the vertical plane. In the ants world they cant fathom that if you take something from their 2 dimensions and put it higher in the vertical plane, for ants its like it disappeared. And for beings in the foruth dimension its the same if we have a room and see it full we think we ran out of space but the being can say why dont you put it here in the fourth diagonal plane or whatever we call it. And they take the box and put it there. But for us it looks like it just disappeared the same like for ants in the with the vertical space. So wo make it short who knows maybe the beings living on earth in the foruth dimension helped and intervened in this case. I mean I dont know I am just creativley imagining how it could be explained since there is no explanation and I wanted to try. What do you guys think?

[@lejames5987]

Brenda's story was all weird and all but the thing that perplexed me the most is that the voice said "...My friend and I used to work at the Children’s Hospital." Are they ghosts? Or workers from a very technologically advanced science facility that they can communicate via telepathy? Or aliens that lived with people for a period of time? Oh my..

[@dqena]

I believe brenda was targeted out by people basically breaching her privacy by using neural monitoring scans. Thats how they found her tumor US military scientists reported that a procedure called transcranial direct current stimulation (tDCS) boosted the mental skills of personnel. The devices are available on the open market, but there are concerns over their safety. Most people who experience these “hallucinations” are called targeted individuals And i for one can tell you, they’re not hallucinating. There is petitions and new laws being proposed against this technology being abused by ex neuroscientists and gangstalking groups targeting innocent vulnerable people out for personal gain. Much of the technology has been developed for hospitals to diagnose or treat medical conditions, but some of the tools - such as brainwave monitoring devices that allow people to play video games with their minds, or brain stimulators that claim to boost mental performance - are finding their way into shops. Makes me think people within that “children’s hospital” wanted a lab rat to test it on.. Unfortunately that was Brenda. But these and other advances in neurotechnology raise fresh threats to privacy and personal freedom, according to Marcello Ienca, a neuroethicist at the University of Basel, and Roberto Andorno, a human rights lawyer at the University of Zurich. The suggested new rights assert what the researchers call cognitive liberty, mental privacy, mental integrity and psychological continuity. The first of these concerns a person's freedom to use, or refuse to use, brain stimulation and other techniques to alter their mental state. If adopted, it could defend people against employers who decide their staff might be more effective if they zapped their brains with weak electrical currents.

[@miinfl7143]

Ikr? I wonder if she didn't look into any staff of the hospital who died at about the same time.

[@Murdermagictricks]

Time travelers😊

[@Broeckchen]

Or guardian angels 🤭

[@MeowingCat835]

​@@Broeckchenyour version seems like the most correct one. At least to me.

[@Major003]

I sure hope Michael started calling himself "Jonah" after his ordeal. What an incredible life he's had in his 59 short years of life! It seems like he's been through 5 lifetimes of wild events. He seems so young when all that's put into scope. Mercy. Thank you for the amazing stories, Mr. Ballen!

[@_zoeyshaa_]

Michael Is the only diver ever to survive on this channel.

[@ProTuner06]

Technically, no.

[@OriginalWorkOfArt]

I was absolutely stopping by to remind everybody about Chris! That was nuts. I love when people survive in these stories. Too rare.

[@dertythegrower]

The story is not even true. You can tell he is faking it, by the way he tells the story.

[@miumiuwony]

@@dertythegrower This statement is not even true. You can tell you are faking it, by the way you tell your statement. (Another example of what you're implying)

[@_zoeyshaa_]

@@dertythegrower nope :) go away fake check mark!

[@dagiggles2290]

Before leaving, the voices in Brenda’s head said “Actually, there is something that you can do for us in return for helping you…Do you know the way to Bells Canyon?”

[@Max-js7zr]

This comment needs some love😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dagiggles2290]

@@Max-js7zr finally! Thank you. Lol

[@kalameet7772]

🤣🤣 nice one

[@aryan_26820]

Bells canyon 🤣🤣

[@PinkLady4]

That story came up a few days ago for me 🤣💀

[@lunar_dude]

Brenda’s story sounds like she had a guardian angel. That’s so crazy that she was saved from a brain tumor by her hallucinations. I’m glad she’s healthy now :)

[@slicingonions4398]

It wasn't a tumor it was an alien device that was implanted in her brain to stop a very strong demon from possessing her body this demon has 1 person every 100 years it can possess but the aliens stopped it but the demon tricked her into removing it now it has control of her body very sad case

[@ST1TCH916]

Or she's a schizophrenic/this shit was made up for publicity, and you religiously brainwashed people are gullible enough to dive into it and throw your money at like everything else your churches do

[@Sniperboy5551]

She had a brain tumor, hallucinations and acute psychosis are well-documented side effects

[@lunar_dude]

@@Sniperboy5551 I’m well aware. However, people usually don’t have hallucinations that end up being premonitions / knowledge they wouldn’t have already known. While it is entirely possible that it is just the tumor causing a physiological issue, I choose to believe there is more to it than that. There are a lot of things we don’t know about our universe

[@ryansooter1246]

Unironically sounds like god saving her idk if she was a believer but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the story sounds crazy

[@anyathepanther7977]

First Story: This is why police districts should TALK TO EACH OTHER!

[@davinasquirrel7672]

A little bit of coordination between precincts goes a long way...

[@yzjlouize]

Michael’s guardian angel: “GODDAMNIT MICHAEL NOT AGAIN. IM QUITTING AFTER THIS”

[@Bearthedancingman]

That guardian angel needs a raise!

[@MrSigma_47]

lmao, Michael was 57 and he didn’t stop fighting to stay alive. He didn’t even drown, I know I would knowing it’s a 1 in a trillion chance.

[@weekann2825]

the Michael story bout the eat by whale was famous bro i just see it few week ago on news and youtube

[@territimmerman140]

You made me laugh so hard!!

[@elijahcole3933]

Most guardian ANGELS probably blaspheme God in their first word, sounds like a good joke.

[@shelbyraymond8815]

brenda’s own brain had to get in her ear like ‘bitch we gotta go to the doc. NOW!’

[@eluvsfood]

lmaoooo nah fr, those voices were some real ones cause what if she never knew about that tumor

[@SILOPshuvambanerjee]

Brain is what makes us special

[@Tajik-840]

Lmao

[@brandontaylor6677]

Sometimes your brain would be like "oh I need to go to the doctor." But here it's like "YOU NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!"

[@witchesofessex1]

🤣😂😂

[@sarahrawson626]

The whale story had me laughing so hard. I really enjoyed listening to how you told it.

[@user-fb7wo8gx6f]

I absolutely loved the lobster story.Thrilled by all. I'm running out on KZbin videos. Any suggestions on your archives? I've back pedaled and ran out. In my nursing home your stories entertain me. Thank you my new fun friend 😊

[@TWillis62]

Psychologist: You’re fine Voices in head: idk, maybe you should get a second opinion 🤣🤣

[@MrBallen]

Hahah this is clever

[@TWillis62]

@@MrBallen I try lol

[@mazie7952]

👍😆😆

[@Lazy_Prophet]

Well, if a psychiatrist says "your fine" after you tell them you're hearing voices, you should get a 2nd opinion lol

[@mazie7952]

If the psychologist says your fine after hearing voices then he needs to see a psychologist

[@NoBody-dp8bd]

The voices in my head only want to discuss my car's extended warranty.

[@hi-fi7wt]

Pfft-

[@scottcantdance804]

Seriously, I can't believe how many phone calls I get about my cars extended warranty. Whenever I see a call coming in from the area code of my phone number (I don't live in that area code) I ignore the call.

[@jeremyvigil4138]

@@scottcantdance804 me2 I must have like freaking 10 number blocked cuz of that shit

[@n.t.b.network6558]

Mine keep asking me if I want to install solar and contribute to the grid

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

@@jeremyvigil4138 it is constant 🙄

[@blake1896]

She has to be the only person actually saved by voices in her head😩😩

[@loririsk]

Man, I wish I had a "guardian angel" like Brenda had. Awesome story. I love that no one died and no one was having to be arrested. Great story, regardless. Added this one to one of my favorites. I rewatch the episodes every month or so. :D

[@tacticalmoose7783]

Voices: “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty for some time now and this was the best way to reach you.”

[@NeonBigDummy]

"I've come to talk to you again, about your extended car warranty"

[@Micahfugatt]

can i have a kiss cuz i love this comment

[@christyluvs80sXo]

Lmao 😂 So true!! Those calls are relentless!!

[@tacticalmoose7783]

@Joshua Hammond you good bro?

[@tacticalmoose7783]

@Joshua Hammond aRe you good bro?

[@Kiterpuss]

I love that psychiatrist's willingness to give their patient a recommendation for a brain scan just to alleviate stress. So many people would say that it was a waste of medical resources or that allowing it was just enabling a delusion, but the reality is that lasting stress has very real consequences on the brain and heart. Even if she had no brain tumor, the scan would have helped alleviate her anxiety and would have helped her.

[@JellyfishJosh1]

I had anxiety and panic attacks because I was having really weird head aches and thought there was a tumor in my head. My doctor let me have a scan just because I asked for it.

[@TheTrueReiniat]

@@JellyfishJosh1 My brother had the same problem with weird heart aches and shortness of breath, our cardiology doctor thought it was nothing but still let him have the scan, which came clear, my brother was very relieved and has recovered since then, we still dont know what caused it, I joke with him that a girl must have broke his heart XDDD

[@clairepettie]

Tbf, one possible cause of auditory hallucinations is a brain tumor, especially in someone with no history of hearing voices or family history of schizophrenia. Glad you're okay, Jellyfish Josh and brother of YWLEO.

[@SongJLikes]

You are not thinking like a member of the profitable medical community. You KEEP patients stressed/unhealthy, so that they are DEPENDENT ON MEDICAL SERVICES to treat re$ulting ailment$ a$$ociated with general $tre$$/unhealthine$$. Capitalism 101.

[@JM-bc2ll]

@@SongJLikes i bet you smell horrible

[@patriciatardugno9983]

The voice in that lady's head, saying "We work at the children's hospital", THAT entire sentence seems very wired, from "a voice" in someone's head. It all seems very, very weird for voices in someone's head. LOL

[@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian]

Maybe it was a guardian angel and not a mental illness voice. But the guardian angel is usually around the children’s hospital but got an assignment to help her. Voice doesn’t automatically mean mental illness. There’s also divine intervention from God.

[@epic7224]

@@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian 100% divine intervention.

[@ivanchevez9681]

Back in 2009 i had a left lobe frontal mass removed from my brain that turned out to be malignant. Fortunately it had walls and was not in a very risky area to operate on. But had i been hearing voices in my head saying i need to go see a doctor before i was diagnosed i probably would've listened to it.

[@Simona9554]

Michael: *gets into trouble* His guardian angel: Ah shit, here we go again

[@atmosk9991]

Lol exactly my thoughts 😅

[@DuchAmagi]

His guardian angel: Can't you just fucking listen like Brenda did?

[@philiptucker7590]

@@atmosk9991 Michael’s Guardian Angel - “ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN MICHAEL”!!!

[@jewcyk8268]

Mine is always thinkin the same. I need to chill.

[@vanessadodge1610]

Lmao

[@sarcasm-83]

When I was 26 years old, dressing up one morning, I heard a voice in my head say: "There's a 2 for 1 sale on adult male socks at the nearby store... just thought to let you know, as most of your socks have holes on em." I asked the voices "Do you mean 2 socks for the price of 1 sock, or 2 pairs of socks for the price of 1 pair?" They replied "Don't be a fucking smartass" and I never heard from them again.

[@deminerdg8911]

Your voices tried and failed

[@ANONM60D]

😂 comedy gold

[@NixLaLoupe]

Did you get the socks? Lol

[@aaronsmith4940]

I think your just crazy, but I don't judge

[@garbageboitm7960]

Don’t know if that’s real but if it is it’s kinda hilarious

[@KitsuyuutsuR]

I don’t know what’s more amazing, the voices in Brenda’s head or the whole being casual about being swallowed and spit out by a whale thing 😮 AMAZING!!!

[@peyotecody5387]

I love the fact you said "on holiday" to accommodate the Brits lmao thank you for your service 🙏🏻🇺🇲

[@TheCpadron19]

Human: Gross I just swallowed a bug. Whale: You're no picnic either bud.

[@corablue5569]

🥰🤣😂🤣😂. Too funny dude!!!

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

I would have shit myself in the whales mouth . An unexpected parting gift I guess?

[@aarmy913]

😅

[@lamac5770]

And it rhymed!🤣

[@rosiered3403]

Hilarious 🤣

[@Jaclynn.aka.Torikisu]

Michael's guardian angel, "Sigh, Not again, Michael. Come on..."

[@GeneralKenobiSIYE]

That guardian angel has been working overtime and needs a raise.

[@martell203]

Why are you like this? 😂🤣🙈

[@abbyiswatching2046]

Guardian angels have to train somehow.

[@esmeraldavelasco3560]

@@abbyiswatching2046 😂😂they was prolly tired of him

[@abbyiswatching2046]

@@esmeraldavelasco3560 His guardian angels, by that time, had probably turned it into a drinking game. 😆😅😂😇

[@lilithatgirl5795]

The least aliens can do after abducting someone and experimenting on them is to inform them if they have a life-threatening condition. So, I am glad they did right by Brenda. 👽🛸

[@Polyphemus47]

Good one! I, for one, could easily believe this.

[@aishwaryaparimala]

But why would they say they worked at London's children hospital? Sounds like angels to me or someone of higher power

[@RACHEL2320]

😂

[@hvac_tech3]

Couldn't the aliens just remove the tumor themselves? It's only logical.

[@gunilive781]

with how crazy the story is that seems pretty plausible actually

[@OGEEBAEEE803]

If only everyone could have those voices all the time to tell us what to do on a daily basis

[@radglou18]

Voices really just said "we are pleased to have helped you, goodbye" like they just helped Brenda fix her WiFi

[@airhorn07]

Lmfao

[@lolawhiterabbit]

Lmao I was just about to say, that they signed off like those voice machines when your done w/ a task by phone

[@IanCaine4728]

"Please stay on the line to complete a customer service survey about your experience today."

[@AussieLana]

🤣👍✌🦘🐨🇦🇺

[@Weird.Dreams]

"Thank you for listening" - Morgan Freeman

[@AnonYmous-mc5zx]

Mr. Ballen apolagizing for his voice is like that one friend who's a clean freak apologizing for "the mess".

[@deep1012]

Lol

[@Ali-kb8gr]

Lol yes! 😂

[@Jaker2123]

Ya …. That’s me …. Busted.

[@waituntil]

If I see two more bottles and a towel lying around and someone calling it a "mess" I am gonna puke on their clothes and we can call it an "accident"

[@LittleMacscorner]

We must protect him from disease, animals, and himself! Any sign of trouble and I'm shipping hand sanitizer, tissues and a small pox vaccines cause.....why not?! (Actually 99.99% he got that in the Army like me :P) Why? Because these stories MJST continue, no matter the cost!

[@maivaiva1412]

Anyone interested in Brenda's story might also be interested in reading to Oliver Sacks' book The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat. Damn good read about hallucinations, misperceptions, externalized inner voices et cetera.

[@katiesimpson4514]

Love Oliver Sacks. That is an excellent book too.

[@dressagerider31]

Brenda's story is really shocking. Thankfully she was rational enough to believe what was happening to her. Even a little bit of questionable history might have made her or her family or doctors to not believe her.

[@BrokenAbyss]

You shouldn’t apologize for your voice, you should apologize to the like button for how you treat him. Edit: I didn’t expect to become famous from this comment but here we are. I create true crime documentaries on this channel I commented with if anyone’s interested. My dream is to collab with MrBallen one day.

[@MrBallen]

Hahah

[@taMeska]

D:

[@BillysChains]

Like button: “please apologize yes please.”

[@nou2569]

@Louielol Sort yourself out mate

[@AmberAndDansCarnivoreLife]

🤣

[@Cas000000001]

Before leaving, the voices in Brenda’s head said “Actually, there is something that you can do for us in return for helping you…Do you know the like button?"

[@brigetteebejer5407]

Hahaha well said

[@amylynnsgraphics]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@hellcat58563]

Or maybe they asked the way to Bells Canyon

[@amylynnsgraphics]

@@hellcat58563 omg!!! These are gold!

[@barbarahendershot2588]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carioca602]

Hey John, great job as usual. I was remembering that a while ago you put out a little survey that asked us about different topics we'd like you to cover and what our preferences were. On that note, I'd like to tell you that more stories like the one about Brenda I just heard, would be really, really awesome! If you added a few more like that, with really amazing endings, that's something that most stories we hear told on social/media outlets these days are lacking !!!

[@saraha8219]

You'd think someone walking into a hospital asking for a brain scan *because the voices in her head told her to* would kind of be its own "clinical justification."

[@whatizreality0124]

This guys guardian angel must be a LEGEND in Heaven ...

[@peterlyall7488]

Lets make this Legendary guardian angel into a Marvel super hero..Because he deserves that kind of status!!!!

[@BBK81788]

I was going to say something similar maybe it's God. I was always told we all have a purpose.

[@whatizreality0124]

@@peterlyall7488 Well angels are androgynous so they'd fit right in .

[@mirallornestarchild3019]

Either that, or he is talking to his angel friends saying, "this is the one. He's gonna get me fired and cast into hell."

[@chriscreed6410]

Depends how you look at it. His guardian angel might be constantly screwing up. Lol.

[@kateyolinn6314]

Michael's life was a series of insane side quests that nobody else could complete

[@colinmcfarland9997]

This is funny as hell!

[@alfiona7951]

So he's just a pro-gamer at life?

[@SadbutTrue84]

Michael Townley 😂👍🏾! Dude got 5 stars🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟! I didn't know about the "Jonas" Mission; I gotta go back and play GTA again🤣!

[@theorangegremlin334]

He got that wild wasteland trait

[@sleepy5222]

He's literally immortal i would've died seconds after being swallowed

[@mousethatroared1213]

"Ah, these things happen ... " That is so New England coast! 😄

[@rjanechannen3513]

Working graveyard shifts and Mr Ballen keeps me company for a year now. Thank you!❤

[@donniejoy4469]

Micheal: *DIES* Grim Reaper: "Are you SURE..."

[@kimberleycombs9896]

lol

[@MultiMoo20]

🤣🤣

[@ml.kimoni]

Grim already tired of his antics 😩😂

[@Lucky-lo1ss]

Strangest thing about these stories is how Brenda managed to get her appointments so quickly

[@broccolihighkicks3857]

As someone on a waiting list this made me laugh out loud !

[@sammymcmumma]

Right??!

[@GreatGrace1123]

1984 was a different time man

[@teddybear6630]

Fr tho

[@sashascarah6533]

Not really, here in the UK you get your appointments very fast, it's not like in the US.

[@ElysetheEevee]

I had a dream that someone told me my mom had a brain anyeurism when I was in 4th grade. The only issue was that I didn't know what an "anyeurism" was. I had to ask my librarian at my school (whom I liked to talk to) what that is. She told me. I begged my mom to get a scan for about a decade before she finally did. She did have one. An intact one, sitting in her brain, but there nonetheless. Still has it, over a decade later. Sometimes the voices are telling the truth lol.

[@loisannlovelace8988]

Your videos and the way you tell these stories terrify me, but that’s a testimony to how brilliant your story telling is. That 2nd story was chilling! So happy she had her surgery. Some things are unexplainable and goes to show that we as humans don’t know everything

[@SlimStarCraft]

Who are u talking to? Hes not going to see your comment lol

[@Hazaxdous1027]

MrBallen’s kids and grandkids are gonna have the best bedtime stories 😂

[@MrBallen]

Yessss haha thanks!

[@the_little_angel8424]

🤣

[@Hazaxdous1027]

@@MrBallen you’re welcome lol! But it is true tho 😂

[@Hazaxdous1027]

@@the_little_angel8424 hahahah

[@Lamtitude]

They’re gonna have nightmares after hearing them too. Lol

[@hpargymspiration2337]

The voices: "do you know how to get to bells canyon?"

[@wilfridjoseph5222]

Lol i remember that episode

[@ashleywilson1238]

Good one

[@BonnieBeats]

Creepy that voice, at least if its that sentence, if not, its funny 😂

[@halfsquatchshortbeard3435]

Bells canyons is a euphemism for vagina

[@kjcraine96]

@@halfsquatchshortbeard3435 Correction Bells Canyon is a euphemism for g-spot 😂

[@harijotkhalsa9496]

I used to work for a doctor of oriental medicine. He was a very spiritual man and psychic/spiritual things would happen around him all the time. He was old and going blind so I helped him by driving to his clinic and back home etc. One time I was walking him to his house and I distinctly heard some kind of radio transmission. I couldn't discern what was said but it definitely sounded like a brief call on a radio, it sounded operational in nature. This was on the open lawn in front of his house, there was nothing in that area that could have made that sound. I asked him if he heard it and when he asked what it was I told him there was something that sounded like a radio conversation. He would often say wise things straight from his intuition, sometimes they were enigmatic. This time he something like, "Maybe they're talking about taking us in." After asking what he meant I understood that he was talking about being ushed into the camp of some advanced and positive entities, perhaps after he dies. It was so interesting, like it was a message of spiritual intervention, but it wasn't very spiritual feeling. It gave the sense that there are some extra dimensional folks who are very much boots on the ground. Now that he has passed I can only imagine what sort of company he has joined. That was the only time I've ever heard something like that.

[@hellcat58563]

It is possible to have audio hallucinations (sounds or even voices) with a brain tumour, but boy were these ones accurate. When it got to the part where she went inside the hospital to ask for a brain scan I did snigger a tiny bit and think “good luck with the NHS waiting lists Brenda.” Good to hear that all was ok in the end.”

[@stephanielucero6311]

The only time cancer told on itself 😂 The voices were most likely audio hallucinations that were fueled by her deep subconscious that noticed the warning signs. Just like in a dream, they say it's ruled by our subconscious thoughts. My grandfather didn't find out he had a brain tumor until he fell on his ass one morning in the kitchen and couldn't get back up. Shortly arriving at the hospital they saw there wasn't anything physically wrong from his fall.. other then some slight bruising. he was also confused - saying the wrong year wrong president wrong location where he lived etc so they checked his head thinking he must have hit his head and not remembered. Unfortunately it turned out to be cancer, deep in the middle of his brain so they couldn't remove it all. He would die 9 months later. Brain cancer can do crazy things to you that's for sure. Like for example.. we could only have on nature shows. If anything had people in it he would think he was living it. When we watched spy kids .. he paused the movie looked at me and said "are we going to be okay ?" He was truly scared... Another time it was me myself and Irene he was watching.. I was walking past and he called me Irene. I'm glad this lady got saved by her tumor.. I've seen brain cancer first hand and it's not a fun way to leave this world.

[@ml.kimoni]

Humpback Whale was like ,"My bad homie, you looked like a small fish."

[@googleuser9383]

Kanye west is a g@y fish. Just letting you know, my homie.

[@trashyspeeds266]

@@googleuser9383 thanks homie

[@emilytorrez4667]

So you think I’m ✨ SkiiiiiiinnNNNYYY✨

[@stillhere1425]

That whale is telling the story to his friends far less casually and with great horror.

[@mathiasslim]

“And then, this guy just swam right into my mouth. It was all I could do to get him to leave”

[@devinwallace4183]

😂😂😂😂

[@mollscadman]

Aww 😂😂

[@alicecuriosityoftenleadsto6288]

I was swinging my head around trying to throw him out....

[@vaszgul736]

imagine accidentally having the most dangerous animal on earth in your mouth

[@therealalphafemme]

This episode was the BEST! The voices, Michael and the Whale, DAMMIT MR. BALLEN ❤️❤️❤️ sigh… I want to be like Mike 😂

[@tristasayers1516]

“When the dust had settled and the haymakers had stopped” 😂

[@kumachix_2655]

I could imagined the scenario where Brenda just ignored the voice in her head, passed away from the tumor, and when she arrived on the Heaven's gate, a person opened the gate and said in Morgan Freeman's voice: I told you so

[@imthegirldrakewastalkingab1689]

😂😂😂 OMG

[@MartaGisela20]

Or hell

[@darrellboone9274]

Like the joke of the guy,who was stranded on his roof,during a flood;he was offered a canoe,a speedboat,and a helicopter,for rescue,but turned them down,because he expected God to perform a miracle to save him;once he died and went to Heaven,he asked God why there was no miraculous save of his life;God told him: "I sent a canoe,a speedboat,and a helicopter to save you" 😳

[@PJKassak12]

Morbidly funny

[@Nox_Desiree]

@@darrellboone9274 Often miracles come via very unmiraculous way

[@suze6083]

Her voices were clearly her guardian angels. “We are pleased to have helped you, goodbye?” “Thanks?…I guess..”😂😂

[@victorchairez4018]

She's a reptilian

[@Sy3ll3_]

Lol my uncle had an experience with his I wrote the story in a comment lol

[@Azujia]

This episode is absolutely brilliant! Well done Mr. Ballen

[@Polyphemus47]

I second that.

[@judyedwards7144]

Love listening to you tell stories 😊

[@drivewaystar6485]

*voices in Brenda's head:* "Do you know how to get to Bells Canyon?"

[@momoni368]

😂😂😂😂 classic

[@Dominexanbarbie27]

This will never get old

[@april8669x]

Lmao!!!! I knew I wasn't the only one!!!

[@Novastar314]

"You have arrived at your destination"

[@oAgL214]

My father(may he rip) had a similar experience. People communicated with him telepathically. Then, after a while, a letter came for him by mail, by those same people. He was so confused as they knew his address (Mexico) but he was so scared about all of that, he got rid of the letter. He never told anyone but my mother. That happened to him before I was even born and he never stated any names, any indication as to where they were or who they were or anything. They, according to him wanted to help him develop/learn about his "gift" but he never replied and ever since he wouldn't talk about it. He was never the kind to lie about things, especially something like this. You could easily write it off as some kind of hallucinations but the physical letter, describing his interaction with that person, was proof it wasn't his imagination.

[@justcallmejessz3712]

The London Hospital who did not just immediately dismiss and judge Brenda when she randomly walked in talking about voices in her head is so impressive.

[@kdmill7563]

Clearly not the American healthcare system, where you could come in with a gun shot to the head and be told it’s stress and you’re crazy.

[@colemcgrath1718com]

@@kdmill7563 lmao

[@kittensoundwave3480]

@@kdmill7563 That's legit. I hobbled into a hospital here after falling from a tree, they did expensive tests and xrays for 9 hours, told me it was just anxiety. My foot was swollen and HURT. Went to a foot doctor, he took one look at my xrays, and within seconds pointed on the picture the hairline fracture I had, bone pinching in there. Most "local" hospitals here are ass.

[@andyye1515]

@@kittensoundwave3480 sigh that sucks

[@Mark-wr4od]

I was actually treated at that hospital last year for a (thankfully) temporary neurological condition. Was seen within a couple of days of symptoms occurring and saw a specialist, had a scan and multiple tests over the next few days, numerous follow-up appointments, and within a few months was completely better. Obviously pay for it through taxes, but never had to worry about getting my credit card out! God save the NHS - and feel sorry for my American cousins.

[@cyka666]

The fact that two pairs of undercover cops both fell for each other’s cover doesn’t prove how good their cover was. If someone pretending to be French fools another person pretending to be French, with both doing fake accents, you wouldn’t proclaim how good they both are. The true test is if they can fool and blend in with the genuine article.

[@DonGustavoAtYaamava]

Absolutely! That's the way voices sound. I heard it and it only laughed and repeated my name. "Tobey! Ha,ha,ha...." Over and over.

[@Bexebeche]

Michael: I was inside of it! It tried to eat me! O.O Whale: It was inside me! It tried to choke me! O.O

[@entrepreneurialadventures760]

The Whale to his mother: MOM IT SWAM INTO MY MOUTH AND JUST STOOD THERE PUNCHING MY CHEEKS AND IT TASTED TERRIBLE!! Momma Whale: Now,now Johnny what have I told you about making up stories....

[@sanstheskeleton9965]

Not funny didn't laugh

[@colemcgrath1718com]

skeleton oh well

[@amberzotz8893]

@@sanstheskeleton9965 I sure as shit did 🤣

[@kittensoundwave3480]

@@sanstheskeleton9965 Then why are you here

[@Jenacide]

When you think you're living in the most dangerous part of the city but everybody around you is secretly police larping as criminals

[@doeeyedfaun4020]

The fact that you used the term LARPING so casually cracked me up.

[@uncensoredcornishgirl87l16]

I'm glad for Brenda everything turned out good. She was lucky tbh. I have psychosis. Honestly it's horrific to have. I take my meds but if I feel really down or stressed out it relapses.

[@carioca602]

Great job on these stories, man. More like them any time 👍👍👍

[@seijasb]

Brenda's story is awesome, particularly cause at first I was thinking that the tumor is what caused the voices plain and simple, and her body, amazingly self-aware, basically just used that to verbalize the situation to her. But then the fact that they say "goodbye" after the tumor is gone is baffling, and funny too

[@unscinfinity3337]

fucking service guys don't leave my head

[@kirag3637]

"Till the next time, Brenda. We will notify you if/when you're going to have another major health issue".

[@danktankdragkings7117]

as a Brian surgery patient it's not baffling it's like phantom limb syndrome. I absolutely feel the space in my brain that's missing. I have a theory that when the big injury happened my body took random knee neurons to try and plug the hole and that's why I can feel myself think. I bet she had phantom limb like recall of the voice. Brains are so fucking cool.

[@stephaniehal1480]

I was thinking the same thing. Tumors can grow hair and teeth, and god only knows what else, why not lips and vocal cords. Lol

[@amc56]

​@@danktankdragkings7117 👁❤🧠Z

[@killcomis]

Brenda is the only person in the world who's ever heard voices that were helpful.

[@utilitarian]

Anyone who had experienced them knows how surreal it can be. I'm glad she got some help and not fobbed off!

[@remixtape3677]

Lol. Probably true.

[@killcomis]

@@remixtape3677 usually it's like "your mom's a witch, set your house on fire" But this voice was like "get help lady"

[@DeezN00tz99]

funfact there are studies that say what the voices say varies from where you are from and live.

[@mommy2libras]

Not true. It's just that usually we only hear the stories of people whose voices led them to do horrific things because that's the news that sells. People whose voice were helpful (generally in minor everyday ways) or neutral (not helpful ot unhelpful, just there) aren't as interesting to society in general. "If it bleeds, it leads" is a real thing.

[@deathvvitch]

It’s so crazy to think there’s someone out there helping ppl with brain tumors but also unintentionally making them think they are mentally ill. Ik I rlly wish they could’ve helped my mother in law the way they helped Brenda

[@Katherines_journey]

Im so sorry, your mother in law is still with you, just in an another dimension smiling and laughing feeling amazing emotions realising shes not gone and she can see and feel you, she loves you!❤

[@LoveAlwaysAleja]

Can I get that first story just on a repeated 3 hr long loop? It brings me so much joy. And I can promise you that Detroit PD was not just 'too good' at their jobs.

[@les_5184]

"they went to celebrate the fact that she hadn't actually lost her mind" *me every Saturday night* 💃🎉

[@KP_Gem]

Lmao

[@les_5184]

@great day Thank you, I will make sure to listen to this while I'm getting ready on Saturday night.

[@Veeena]

This is the best comment under this video

[@dacarvoid45]

lmao same.

[@tabbiragan915]

I related so thoroughly to this that I had to make sure he wasn’t talking about me for a second 😂 it wouldn’t be my first black out or omnipotent voice and probably won’t be the last lol

[@sabrinanite]

The whale going home to its pod, and telling a crazy story about how it almost died choking on a weird, skinny alien

[@serpent6827]

lol

[@mewmixify]

🤣

[@clareplatt7043]

🤣🤣 that's funny!!

[@dorothyrobdau9626]

haha I love it!

[@Lazy_Prophet]

Lmao 🤣

[@charlotteparrish9015]

Strange dark and mysterious is my jam I recently got into your videos and I really enjoy your storytelling keep it up I especially love paranormal stories

[@ikaria82]

This voice "tells" Brenda what to do is very funny 😂😂

[@elizabethcross8372]

The craziest part about Brenda's story is she had to wait a month for a brain scan.

[@wyldroselee6446]

@Elizabeth Cross this was in England which has a somewhat similar public health system to us here in Australia. Almost everything is free (unless you want to attend a private hospital with your doctor of choice and/or have special services added on to your medical ones) but there is a waiting list. One month is quite a short wait to something like this with no symptoms. But in an emergency you get immediate service.

[@angelmardi4335]

I wonder how many times she heard them before her surgery? They were having a party in her head but she wasn't invited unless she went to have a scan! 🤣 Sorry, I don't mean to laugh 😂😂

[@amy109]

That’s what happens when you have free medical care from the government 🥴

[@michellestella7477]

@@amy109 if its urgent/life threatening you get an earlier appointment.

[@ChocolateMilk..]

@@wyldroselee6446 That's amazing! So everyone in the hospitals works for free?

[@kaleighbell6797]

Next episode: Michael gets struck by lightning while spelunking

[@bamboozled1668]

Plot twist.. Michael is secretly the Like button undercover 😂

[@bfreeman8786]

He'd probably live... lightning has some really messed up "side effects" like crystallized kidneys. Lost a best friend to damn lightning... years later and dialysis, etc...

[@taranyoung8561]

😂🤣 yeah!! I'll be tuning in!!

[@bonnyblue9399]

While wearing a suit of armor.

[@ghstproject]

@@bonnyblue9399 While eating a raw lobster.

[@Claireannette77]

The folks from the matrix said screw it and talked to Brenda directly😭 it be like that sometimes 😂

[@caseywright619]

I feel like you highlighted one of the biggest problems we have with law enforcement in our country. Both sides thought hurling insults at each other was an acceptable way to try to get the other side to stand down. I'd imagine everyone who reads this has been insulted, however I'd highly doubt it's made most of you feel like standing down. As far as them being so good at their jobs neither knew they were undercover, that's ridiculous. That's a complete lack of communication at best.

[@dhdhensmsm3280]

I expect michael to find the Atalantis at this point

[@brockteders6286]

@@seamenow5108 maybe the injuries he sustained

[@smit1000]

The only evidence that he was swallowed by a whale is his word and his friends. No photos, videos etc he also has a history of really unusual stories.... yeah I do not believe the story is real.

[@Eurisko229]

Maybe we should ask Michael to go solve the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle.

[@roolenoir3183]

@@smit1000 sigh ... well what I like to do is really deep dive into a story I think is fake.

[@gator9339]

Michael is Aquaman

[@jackcravford8744]

I just love how Mr. Ballen laughs when saying "they started to beat the crap out of each other".

[@RyanSpike]

I was about to comment I love the way MB's voice slightly fluctuates when he says that.. then I saw this 😆

[@williamwelsh1034]

Thank you Mr Ballrn for your great stories!

[@judiejackson4312]

Nice hair. I think it's the very first time I had the very special treat of finding out how your hair actually looks without a hat on. I just want to say , that after all this time I am delighted , thanks for that, and thanks for your great content

[@yoshikigrg8]

2:25 I swear. Even I thought the famous stand off scene from the office at that point. 😂

[@cmykimberly]

At this point Michael just needs to stop leaving the house or start doing the lottery

[@bobfranklin2572]

Michael was traumatised? Was he really? It's like his 5th time having a traumatic experience at sea

[@bernadette4567]

I’m pretty sure the whale was more traumatized in this particular case.

[@bradenr867]

@@bernadette4567 like swallowing a bug lol “AHHhhh WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT”

[@stevelundquist2417]

Yo Ballen. That cop beating cop story was probably the funniest thing I've heard in years. Keep on kicking ash!!! Great content. Great channel!!!!

[@effaroundfindout]

I love dark and mysterious the most but these lighthearted strange stories are a nice change of pace once in awhile ❤

[@LunaOrgana]

Brenda’s voices - “If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma….”

[@MarilynBadra]

I SPIT OUT MY DRINK 🤣😭😭🤣

[@cindykq8086]

Or "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

[@LunaOrgana]

@@cindykq8086 if you have unpaid college loans hahaha dear lord, this can go on for ages 😂

[@furygeist]

😂 This was my first thought too.

[@joliekae]

"Wilfred Brimley, here to talk to you about Die-a-Beetus."

[@tengupengu]

Death is really wanting Micheal… Life is like “nope that’s mine”

[@malinasmodernlife1679]

That's exactly what I said to my man. It feels like death is always hanging around my family and friends!!

[@NoFace862]

He the main character

[@marolatv618]

That's because Michael is #blessed 😂

[@shawngregory612]

Hey brother. To start off I love your stuff. Secondly I am one of Uncle Sam's misguided children. Specifically 2nd force recon out of Lejeune. My wife I ghost hunt and have both seen alot. It's cool to have a frog man report on this kind of stuff. Makes it more believable to have a man with green face report on this. . Thanks brother. Keep it up...

[@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian]

What if it was a woman with a green face? Still believable?

[@PridelessChickz]

All you're doing is entertaining and loosing demons.

[@melissastallings4748]

Thank you for your service, fellow chaser!