Top 3 things I've learned from the "Top 3 places you can't go'' series. 1.Stay away from caves. 2.Stay away from water. 3.Stay away from underwater caves.
@karma47293 жыл бұрын
My thoughts 💭 exactly!
@joywebster26783 жыл бұрын
And yellowstone
@NODnuke453 жыл бұрын
I see even the creepiest most infamous demons don't want any part of that. lmao Especially Yellowstone, where you might have the rare opportunity to be disintegrated. For some context, humans haven't even come up with technology to do that to each other yet, holy shit.
@inkfernado91143 жыл бұрын
This is why I hate water
@nate08253 жыл бұрын
And listen to locals
@TooLegit2Quit843 жыл бұрын
As horrendous as drowning would be, living for a couple days in a tiny air pocket knowing you'll eventually run out of air and that your friends are dead behind and around you would be worse, I think.
@BornIn15003 жыл бұрын
There wouldn't be days worth of oxygen in that air pocket. He probably only had a few minutes of air.
@badassmuffin10873 жыл бұрын
@@BornIn1500 He said he died a couple of days later..
@essennagerry3 жыл бұрын
I think I would prefer an air pocket. 1 - still hope and 2. more comfortable to die while falling asleep from the air I think?
@aizenor30633 жыл бұрын
I think worse ways to die are being steamed to death and radiation poisoning
@MyLifeAsErica3 жыл бұрын
I kinda agree with you just from experience of almost drowning in a pool, it happens very quickly. You’re in such a panic and the world is so blurry that time went by like a snap before I was pulled to the surface. Although falling asleep from lack of oxygen probably isn’t so bad,
@rhiannonsheart76323 жыл бұрын
I can’t for the life of me understand why people go into these caves. Just hearing that story has made my chest tight from anxiety.
@asandax63 жыл бұрын
It's all for the Thrill. Also Humans are natural explorers they will go anywhere and everywhere in search of information. Why do you think we're trying to go to Mars?
@HarryToeface3 жыл бұрын
@@asandax6 so stupidity. Thrill is not a good enough reason to throw your life away. Space exploration holds different possibilities, such as future terraforming. However cave diving? For the lulz....
@MegazoneMusic233 жыл бұрын
While you were telling the story I literally felt shortness of breath and anxiety. Im not Claustrophobic......BUT... a situation like this would MAKE me one. scary..
@nickz58493 жыл бұрын
@@asandax6 Scientists creating unbelievably complicated technology to visit mars is not comparable to some guy with cave diving equipment going into a hole in the ground
@TheWord-LaPalabra3 жыл бұрын
Darwinism
@zero37782 жыл бұрын
What's REALLY scary about Mossdale Caverns is the guy who discovered it, Bob Leakey, did a majority of its 6.5 mile exploration and surveying by HIMSELF. No special equipment or tools. The guy was definitely a different kind of animal, because he'd SLEEP in there to extend his exploration time. He was actually one of the rescuers that came and went down there to see if any of the missing 6 cavers were still alive. His heart had to have just utterly sank when he got on scene and saw the situation at the cave entrance. He knew those caves to be a drowning danger because in one of his early exploration runs the caves started flooding on him. He scrambled and managed to get out in time, but the conditions when the caves flooded this time were horrifically worse. There was hope at the time that the 6 might've taken safe refuge in the cave somewhere. Bob Leakey? I can't help but feel that at the time he knew that this was going to be a body recovery attempt, not a rescue attempt.
@Nbsjfvihsfvvhisbvso3 жыл бұрын
It’s tragic for a young person to die, but you have to be literally insane to mess about in a place called crocodile river
@youtubename78193 жыл бұрын
A lot of young people make the assumption that nothing bad will happen to them, that it’s all just a bunch of stories, because literally nothing bad has happened to them so far. Their lack of sense costs them dearly.
@kellyhorne43593 жыл бұрын
Or Steve Irwin 🤣🤣🤣
@bjyd42633 жыл бұрын
@@youtubename7819 I have to admit I did it once. I was 7yo and lived in Africa (Ivory Coast).
@atashgallagher16313 жыл бұрын
It could have been far far worse though, Hippos don't do quick kills, they drown you over and over then flip you over on their teeth impaling you dozens of times and then just leave you there.
@yumyum10023 жыл бұрын
@@kellyhorne4359 wasn’t funny bro
@anubispup47603 жыл бұрын
This channel has only strengthend my deep seated hatred and fear of holes, caves, and deep water.
@nenavice99033 жыл бұрын
and stupid people
@user-ej2xz3lx2e3 жыл бұрын
It's made me realize that nobody is an experienced outdoors man. Lol
@miz.beehaven55703 жыл бұрын
Me too
@ryleea81313 жыл бұрын
same. deep water is scary.
@ziyle52383 жыл бұрын
And bugs
@user-gn4pk1qd2l3 жыл бұрын
As someone with generalized anxiety, I find these videos comforting because they reinforce that great dangers in the world are generally known and predictable and you have to make a conscious choice to bring them on yourself
@frances99753 жыл бұрын
I feel that. I wouldn't say I am comforted but at least I know these are so unlikely and I'll never do anything too stupid or illegal
@hydrogamer4713 жыл бұрын
not at all
@muffassa67393 жыл бұрын
We went caving in S Carolina it was so scary and cold a fast current in about 10 minutes and then your out lay on your back elbows in and away you go lol
@JCavinee3 жыл бұрын
@@muffassa6739 Try making sense next time
@ziyle52383 жыл бұрын
I do too
@kalakala100112 жыл бұрын
As a five year old, I thought my uncle was shooting at me, while playing on the bank of the Limpopo river. Next thing I knew I was snatched up and away from the waterside by a relative. I was told that a croc had emerged from nearby bush and could have had me for lunch. It was close to a shallow place in the river where people crosssed all the time. Makes me wonder. Im 60 now, and this tale reminded me.
@valeriereed85083 ай бұрын
Oh gosh!! That's scary!! Glad you made it!!
@jcred3504 жыл бұрын
I like how he talks to the viewers like we are sitting on his couch with him sharing stories.
@CutieRingoJoy4 жыл бұрын
i keep forgetting he has over 1M because i feel like i’m listening right in front of him
@johnn35424 жыл бұрын
But much more convincing.
@lw28404 жыл бұрын
Yeesss
@lauracipriano-riozzi88754 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted. I have to hear a story or two, three, everyday. Or fall asleep, the stories are my lullaby. Soothes me right to sleep.
@jcred3504 жыл бұрын
@@lauracipriano-riozzi8875 I can't begin to tell you how terrible my driving has become.
@mrknarf44383 жыл бұрын
No one will ever tell the story of the cautious friend, who stopped someone from doing something very dumb and end up like those people. And yet, they're out there, and they've saved countless lives. It's ok to be cautious.
@mud68663 жыл бұрын
None of us really know how many times we've been saved without realizing it
@jackspring77092 жыл бұрын
True.
@jackspring77092 жыл бұрын
@@mud6866 Very true.
@mud68662 жыл бұрын
Your comment is huge, these people deserve lots of admiration for their diligence and care. Heroes
@keyboardwarrior96182 жыл бұрын
Yeah, exactly, the ones that felt something was wrong, they didnt ignore their gut feeling and also these people werent ment to die that day
@davidmcallister3294 жыл бұрын
I love how Mr Ballen doesn't judge people when they make mistakes like story 2. He still tells it with empathy but with a hint of a warning why you should heed a warning
@katieosborn93454 жыл бұрын
Very good point. He really is good about that.
@0therun1t214 жыл бұрын
I deleted my comment after reading yours, thank you.
@davidmcallister3294 жыл бұрын
@Sandy Brown hi Sandy, yeah I've noticed in every video he shows empathy and to a degree I feel sorry for the individuals involved and even feel the panic or stress they may have been in but obviously no where near the level they would feel. I just feel like even when people have broken rules there's no judgement we all do it hmthey are just human and thsts why it's so sad when it goes wrong because we are all human and all of us could to it. This chanel is unique in that there are not so many trolls making comments, probably because Navy Seal Ballen is the real deal and won't stand for it lol
@davidmcallister3294 жыл бұрын
@@0therun1t21 hi , what was your comment out of curiosity
@joediblasio18464 жыл бұрын
its obvious that Mr. B is a mature and well rounded and firmly grounded person whom projects proper intellect upon his conversions with the stories he gives us... being a respectable son, parent, person, etc; like more people should be instead of making fun of a persons down fall or jealous of their rewards, etc... i wish he posted more and in longer format because i enjoy his attributes with his stories.
@ladyraevendancer Жыл бұрын
I'm a South African from a town called Tzaneen, that's about 120km away from Phalaborwa. I just stumbled across this video and the way Mr Ballen pronounced the Afrikaans names is just way too precious 🤣🖤 LOL all jokes aside, Limpopo is a wild place - if you set foot in the rivers and dams (unless it's at a verified swimming spot, and even then it's still not entirely safe), then you can 100% expect to be attacked by crocs or hippos. It's just a simple fact, and anyone who pushes their luck like that is just plain daft 🙄 Besides, just look at it from the croc's perspective - he is just chilling in his living room, waiting for dinner time, when this flailing human just comes crashing into his house and making a ruckus. It's like getting free takeout delivered to your doorstep 🤷♀️ In addition, not many people realize this but water-borne diseases is a big deal here - I got infected with recurring Schistosomiasis almost two decades ago and I will have to manage it for the rest of my life. The big beasts aren't the only things you need to worry about in this crazy place 🙃
@Magumbo589 ай бұрын
To think my fellow Zimbabweans are crossing into South Africa using this river...it's kinda crazy 🙆♀️
@Zoey_Lek6 ай бұрын
Love seeing South Africans🫶🏼
@K.KLovelyz5 ай бұрын
Nice to see another fellow south African! 🇿🇦
@annalexander7722Ай бұрын
❤ from Cape Town, South Africa
@ladyraevendancerАй бұрын
@@annalexander7722 aweh lekker om nog 'n Suid Afrikaner hier te sien 😂🤘
@mikatu3 жыл бұрын
The Limpopo river is known as the "crocodile river" by the humans and "human meal alley" by the crocodiles!
@yomommashaus3 жыл бұрын
i read that as "meat alley" :o
@thenutstealer2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SometimesImaPenguin2 жыл бұрын
I'd make a joke about fast food but the food not being fast is kind of its problem.
@naomidebruin74952 жыл бұрын
It becomes the crocodile river through Phalaborwa
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@NoFashionSense3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In Yellowstone, (I think it was some hot springs, I can't remember exactly) early explorers who first saw this often said it was "where Hell bubbled up to the surface". They had never seen anything like this, and it terrified them. It was beautiful, but it could be the way to a horrible death. Because of this, they felt that it was made to lure you in and then kill you. It was a complete death trap. For several years, no one believed that there was a place that "Hell came to the surface" and made fun of the explorers who claimed to have saw it. Now it is one of the most famous places in the park.
@judithhodges93793 жыл бұрын
John Coulter, who was a part of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, is the explorer who came across Yellowstone; no one believed him when he told what he saw. John Coulter discovered Yellowstone after he was part of the expedition. There is another VERY interesting story about John Coulter. He was alone when he was seen by some Blackfeet Indians of present day Montana. He ran and hid in an underwater cave over which water poured. The Blackfeet warriors who looked for him didn’t find him, after they left he was able to leave his hiding place and escape from from them. These Blackfeet warriors had a reputation for being exceptionally fierce.
@r3pl4yer3 жыл бұрын
did i ask?
@JarthenGreenmeadow2 жыл бұрын
@@judithhodges9379 Blackfeet warriors used to be in constant conflict with mountain men. (seasonal trappers and trail blazers) There are several American folk heros who were known for killing dozens of Blackfeet.
@judithhodges93792 жыл бұрын
Thank you for commenting. i’d read some true, early stories about the Blackfeet tribe’s extraordinary fierceness. But, hadn’t heard the other side, about their tribe being killed. I knew the Shoshone tribe was very afraid of them. The true story I studied took place in 1840, after the Lewis and Clark Expedition, which was in the early 1800’s.
@kachow58302 жыл бұрын
What the hell are you guys talking about? So many comments on this channel seem to get deleted for no reason.
@johnscott28523 жыл бұрын
I’m on my way to buy a gallon of ice cream and two large coconut cheesecakes. I want to make sure that I’m never tempted to try to enter a ten inch, two foot wide cave.
@blanning20583 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@iamthatis253 жыл бұрын
Very sensible.
@michellebowen79253 жыл бұрын
I am with you, making sure I stay safe😊
@lauren93733 жыл бұрын
Coconut cheesecake you say...
@nebular973 жыл бұрын
#Staythickstayalive
@PerpetualAlfa2 жыл бұрын
David Adamson who arranged the Mossdale Cave expedition asked Jim Eyre if he wanted to join them in their trip into Mossdale. Eyre was an accomplished and very respected caver. He told them he wouldn’t be going into the caves, and neither should they as they would be playing “Russian Roulette with nature”. He referred to those caves as “Killers” way before the disaster occurred. As it turned out, Eyre would end up going into Mossdale, as the leader of a group of cavers sent down as a rescue party for Adamson and the others who were trapped and unfortunately died down there
@ademoss802 жыл бұрын
Shrouded Hand did an excellent video on the Mossdale tragedy, plus his voice is terrifying which really makes it sink in. Feeling that victory and then quickly realizing you have to go back out the same way. There really was a huge effort to try and save them and this was the late 60s (I think) so it's not like they had all this technology to help them. I mean just the name of each section is a big nope from me. It's so far from anything I've ever done I can't really put myself there.
@sharonthompson56642 жыл бұрын
@@ademoss80 p
@sirwhitemeat97852 жыл бұрын
9:28 its england mate it rains like every couple days like that nothing new hah...
@ConnectedToTheUnknown3 жыл бұрын
As a Zimbabwean born and bred, I'm so pleased to see how respectful you have been telling the story of limpopo and highlighting the dangers of it. Our country is extremely beautiful but just like Victoria falls, the are irresponsible people who risk their lives pushing the boundaries. 🇿🇼
@SeattleMarinerMan3 жыл бұрын
God bless ya buddy
@ConnectedToTheUnknown3 жыл бұрын
@@SeattleMarinerMan thank you friend, I trust you'll always be blessed 🙏
@endboss69073 жыл бұрын
@@SeattleMarinerMan great name 🤣
@thegoosaroo42903 жыл бұрын
I never heard of it until now. This guy is a narrator and a teacher. Everything looks amazing there too.
@bowdownbedwenches45633 жыл бұрын
Why do you guys still call it Victoria falls?
@spirre27803 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine how relieved those 4 people who gave up on going further into the cave must've felt
@donzaleighanderson81392 жыл бұрын
It was 2 that didn't want to do it anymore so that's when two other's help them get back. I wonder if they have/had Surviver's guilt? Hope not cause that's just terrible & the other's that died just sad 😔
@midgardlife2 жыл бұрын
The mossdale is since explored alot by youtuber Simon Beck. m.kzbin.info/door/APZi_wzUqV0-bl750jJCQQ
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@Valoelify2 жыл бұрын
@@boepaynepill318 No.
@mask9382 жыл бұрын
@@boepaynepill318 Two things: 1. Stop spamming the comments. 2. Cite your sources.
@Void7.4.143 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that cavers and extreme divers are unwell.
@no_peace3 жыл бұрын
Caving videos are pretty much the only videos that make me legitimately physically ill
@Lindlesn3 жыл бұрын
I agree. 😂
@persephoneblack8883 жыл бұрын
I agree, I think they're adrenaline junkies.
@withgoddess80293 жыл бұрын
They are dumb.
@echo99703 жыл бұрын
I would go caving when I was younger and that turned into pot holing so it involves under ground tight places and water. All great fun but I am older now and have not been in a long time. But I live in a places called North Yorkshire and I can drive just 5 mins and go out holing if I wanted too.
@greta95993 жыл бұрын
I never see the hidden things because I am so wrapped up in watching and hearing the story unfold. What a storyteller!
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@senorpepper34052 жыл бұрын
@@boepaynepill318 no way pal
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
@@senorpepper3405 yes was pal😅
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
@@senorpepper3405 they didn't find nothing but that boy. flip-flops 😅
@crzy2332 жыл бұрын
@@boepaynepill318 I thought the same thing
@jennyjoyce94653 жыл бұрын
In the second story I was thinking, “Well at least you would only be in pain for 1 minute.” Then I thought about doing a plank for a minute and realized. I minute is a LONG time to be feeling pain☹️...
@Gr33nP3as3 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't be able to register the pain considering how instant your nerves start dying due to the temperature. Have you ever felt water so hot it felt cold? Its that except you can't feel anything
@definitelynotatroll2463 жыл бұрын
@@Gr33nP3as plus the initial adrenaline rush and shock would take away a lot of the pain
@cerealkilla89303 жыл бұрын
You probably go into shock pretty quickly.
@HAHA-dq3ij3 жыл бұрын
I guess that's a positive thing your body can do
@JK-gm6kk3 жыл бұрын
@@Gr33nP3as i would take it over the trapped in a sauna scenario. Would be such a drawn out and panic inducing way to die
@uidsea4 жыл бұрын
What I've learned from you: don't ever go diving or caving.
@weebis92604 жыл бұрын
Diving is great tho
@IvanInsulted3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the unholy combination: Cave diving. Don't do that either.
@weebis92603 жыл бұрын
@@IvanInsulted agreed
@ohsweetnikki3 жыл бұрын
Or to a National park 😂
@tanishkapur-sarma55213 жыл бұрын
@RoseySkull just don’t exist at all
@violetj54983 жыл бұрын
The sign: “STOP” the people: 👨🦯👩🦯
@lilyann003 жыл бұрын
Right gotta add the whistle tho
@flappy73733 жыл бұрын
see no sign, commit no trespass
@mearcair1433 жыл бұрын
If Customer Service has taught me anything it's that no matter how big the sign is...people aren't gonna read it.
@jaythephoenix3 жыл бұрын
Future signs will grab you, shake you, yell "IT SAYS DANGER, IDIOT!!", and pull a knife on you if you come back. And people will STILL fall into mystery holes 🤦♂️
@salemcrow50783 жыл бұрын
At this rate you're just gonna have to add an electric field that shocks them if they step beyond that point
@darsynia2 жыл бұрын
As a mother, can I just say how FREAKING STRESSFUL hearing about all these young people making bad choices is?? Man. Great channel, I've loved binging it!
@gavinjenkins899 Жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that this is a channel that (for good reason) massively cherrypicks only the interesting catastrophic stories, of course. For every one of these kids, there's another 1,000,000 of them out there being fairly sensible who therefore end up not having any interesting stories about them.
@NoneYuh-kg1qz Жыл бұрын
A lot of the stories on here could be summed up in 1 sentence lol@@gavinjenkins899
@gavinjenkins899 Жыл бұрын
@@stephanienkurtz The child unintentional accident injury death rate in the USA is 8.5 in 100,000. And the LARGE majority of those will be car crashes and such, not wacky mis-adventures like this story. My number was actually probably very close to the real statistic.
@sunnystiver2897 Жыл бұрын
Tough order being a parent, thank you 😊 ❤
@aliced750510 ай бұрын
@@gavinjenkins899But maybe eventually they'll have interesting stories written about them -- they lived to 95, 99, 105....
@ladyseville3 жыл бұрын
I have been to Yellowstone and no way would I ignore the warning signs. It never ceases to amaze me how irresponsible and stupid people can be to ignore warnings and think they will be one of the lucky ones to conqueror/survive/beat the odds.
@kathleenhartnellharper72343 жыл бұрын
A new phenomenon is selfie deaths.At places like the Grand Canyon people ignore the caution signs and get close to the edge for the “special “ selfie and fall .
@afghansoffthehook5423 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the ability of people to be stupid. We were at the Grand Canyon in 2001, back before everyone had a camera on their phone and most pictures were on film; before social media. And yet, some Australian dude was out on this big rock that overhung the massive hole in the earth, acting the fool. One misstep and he would have been gone.
@kathleenhartnellharper72343 жыл бұрын
@@afghansoffthehook542 My cousin showed me pictures of where she crawled at least 20 feet on a 3 foot bridge to an eroded outcropping. Talk about reckless!
@sarahotto60063 жыл бұрын
The rangers in Yellowstone love to tell the story of the man who jumped into a hotspring to try to save his friend's dog, who had apparently also jumped in. Everyone screamed at him not to, but he did it anyway. He wasn't able to save the dog, but did manage to get back to the edge where his friend was able to haul him out (getting 2nd degree burns on his feet in the process). His entire body was covered in 3rd degree burns and he died the next day. Pretty sure the rangers like telling that to as many people as possible to reinforce the whole "STAY ON THE PATH" thing.
@sportsmom1653 жыл бұрын
Love the people trying to get pics with the fluffy cows and bears.
@LadyDiana19564 жыл бұрын
I’m a 64 year old woman living in a big old house alone and your stories scare the hell out of me. I love it! Your great 👍🏻 keep them coming!!!!
@MidnaBoss4 жыл бұрын
If thats you in your profile pic, you look damn good for 64! Youre very pretty!
@LadyDiana19564 жыл бұрын
@@MidnaBoss lol 😂 it’s me. Good lighting.
@ladycountess29724 жыл бұрын
Omg girl ud love RezTKF if u enjoy scary stories I promise ull end up binge watching lol 😺❤
@frankieverona53533 жыл бұрын
wow! from your profile pic you kinda look like whats her name ughh oh drew barrymore
@LadyDiana19563 жыл бұрын
@@frankieverona5353 thanks 😊 I love Drew , we both have those big 👀 eyes lol 😂
@RetroJ30004 жыл бұрын
"Extremely fit, experienced cavers." "The oldest was 26, the rest of them were teens" Umm, WHAT?
@MsMtheory4 жыл бұрын
ikr...I kinda wondered about that...maybe they were like all 17-19, but still...
@benjamindoverii28414 жыл бұрын
Somebody had to be the leader. You wouldn’t send your kids caving unsupervised would you? I hope not.
@dontmindme22674 жыл бұрын
@@benjamindoverii2841 that’s not what they were trying to say. They were pointing out that that said “Experienced and fit cavers” were teenagers
@melissapalazzi37674 жыл бұрын
And the 26 year old took all the air, instead of switching
@melissapalazzi37674 жыл бұрын
@@benjamindoverii2841 no matter what age, I would NOT let them go into this cave
@kimberlyrice42942 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately when she made those two initial invasion into the water, she immediately alerted every croc in the area that something edible was moving in the water. It’s her own irrational ego that sets her up perfectly for the kill. Definitely a “What Not To Do In Crocodile Infested Waters” lesson.
@Boundwithflame232 жыл бұрын
Considering she had been drinking I’m not surprised. On the other hand her companions had also been drinking and they were vastly more rational than her so... 😅
@yeemawheaver13872 жыл бұрын
@@Boundwithflame23 I feel like she'd try to do something like that sober.
@Boundwithflame232 жыл бұрын
@@yeemawheaver1387 Probably
@jarnbjorn45222 жыл бұрын
her emotion got the best of her while the rest was thinking logically. but hey, she deserved what happen to her.
@lisalaursen36842 жыл бұрын
Exactly! And a reason for young people drinking to have not only a designated driver but a designated sober person to stop them from stupid drunk stunts.
@davidrussell73914 жыл бұрын
Didn't know I was a fan of the strange dark and mysterious delivered in story form until I found this channel 👍
@nadanada56984 жыл бұрын
@David Russell here’s a link for ya that’s NOT told but,the truth 👉🏽 kzbin.info/www/bejne/enSWY4JrlJpnjqc 👈🏽 Enjoy some truth about something that does in fact exist, and we are not the only intelligent beings on this world 100%
@ladycountess29724 жыл бұрын
If u like scary stories to, u should look up RezTKF his stories an narration are on point 💯🔥
@louisBdemented3 жыл бұрын
Look up Dark Waters, he is one of the best :)
@Urosanctuary3 жыл бұрын
Not often do we have smart people in this series....I applaud the two novice cavers, not only for going back, but for insisting on having two experts go with them.
@gnarthdarkanen74642 жыл бұрын
I know it's old, but with every caving group I've joined on a trip, there's a very real group sense of brotherhood. Likely as not, there was no argument, just a casual request for volunteers to see who'd help get them out. If someone's not comfortable with something underground, there's practically a stampede of help being offered to see to them getting out SAFELY, no matter the issue or "skill level" of the person who needs to get out. ...AND since traumatic experiences are a major killer of enthusiasm, EVERYONE worth their salt in caving takes special care of "new people". It takes some serious convincing for them to not "baby you to death"... haha... OH they most certainly WILL "haze" you, but only once they've started to get used to you being okay with it... AND the more sporting you can get, the more fun they'll have. BUT the reality is that we actually WANT MORE PEOPLE interested in caving, and we know we're not going to get it by torturing anyone on their first trip... SO if anyone needs out for ANY reason, someone WILL drop everything else to help them out... ;o)
@wham71252 жыл бұрын
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I hope as many people as possible are traumatised for life from crawling inside caves. If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know.
@gnarthdarkanen74642 жыл бұрын
@@wham7125 Just grab a flashlight and go. Don't share your caving destination outside of the friends you bring along with you, and keep any new-found wild cave locations to yourself. Good luck! Your interest starts with yourself! Provided you even survive, you'll have added however many friends who joined to the newly traumatized... Look. I've been stuck to a degree of needing rope we didn't have, and then my light(s) went out before the group could return with the rope. I spent several hours in the FOR REAL dark... AND I still love it down there. We've never left anyone, and our group might be a tad on the rough hewn side, but they're dependable great people to have around... One of the old guys warded off a biker-gang with nothing but his Colt 1911's under his poncho... to save the campsite and the beer (of course)... Conventions frequently feature coed naked Ramen Noodle wrestling... and plenty of other antics, and second-hand gear gets traded and "passed down" to nearly any "noob" for just reaching out with an interest. It's actually one of the safest "extreme sports" you can get involved with... SO LONG AS YOU LEARN AND FOLLOW THE RULES. 90% of these horror stories come about because people DON'T follow (and half don't bother to learn) the rules. ;o)
@wham71252 жыл бұрын
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I don't think you understand...
@gnarthdarkanen74642 жыл бұрын
@@wham7125 You wanted to know how to advance traumatizing people for life by crawling in caves, and I told you how to do it. Go BREAK the rules with them in tow. If you can manage to survive the ordeal, you can recover and repeat. What's to understand??? ;o)
@cynicalsayonara71693 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been so drunk that I wouldn’t understand not to go swimming in Crocodile River, and I’ve been really drunk.
@NotChefCook3 жыл бұрын
SAME . Man , I've been SNAKE TURDS drunk and it would not remotely have occurred to my one half a remaining brain cell to take a dip in the Limpopo .
@ramonablue55983 жыл бұрын
Ha
@miaa79683 жыл бұрын
I've been drunk enough to eat wet leaves off the ground because they're shiny, but never drunk enough to swim with apex predators in their natural habitat without a cage between us.
@helenf.72213 жыл бұрын
Hey some ppl get in their car and wind up killing ppl. I guess it happens
@timmy72013 жыл бұрын
There is a beautiful safe lake near my house, where locals like to swim... Recent years it's overrun by loud city dwelling tourists, maybe it's time to start nicknaming it Crocodile-lake to scare them away.
@freddonaldson22052 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for some time now, and as a South African, I was thrilled to hear a story about my country. Thank you Mrballen. Side note, I stay more or less in the center of the country, so the crocodile river is very far from here, and even hear we know NOT to swim in that river
@yoelledongelmans5144 жыл бұрын
I love how he tells the stories with so much detail that it looks like he experienced it himself
@camerrill4 жыл бұрын
Yes...his hand and head gestures seem like he remembers ducking his head, swatting spiders off his jacket, getting hotter and hotter... Good way to.make us feel the action.
@G-MacMcToot4 жыл бұрын
Literally every one of your caving stories makes me feel physically sick. I’m never going caving. Or diving. And most certainly not cave diving!
@morkujinirukandji48204 жыл бұрын
Lol. Cave diving
@janetengle18514 жыл бұрын
That's the hallmark of great storytelling, the power to just transport you there. And and no caves. Or diving.
@Robert_H_Diver4 жыл бұрын
Diving is amazing if you are responsible and dive to the level of your training. You’ll never catch me in a dry cave though.
@geneset58794 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I got buried alive in a cave in. I was with my dad and his best friend. I was buried for over 12 hours and saw my dad best friend die in front of me. This was in 1984. I have severe claustrophobia. I love Mr. Ballen stories, but I can't listen to any of the cave or scuba diving stories.
@anthonyrios85664 жыл бұрын
CAVE DIVING, FFF THAT.
@UncleRicoOSU3 жыл бұрын
“No one knows what’s beyond these rocks”. I do! More rocks, caves, and water.
@injectionletal663 жыл бұрын
and a free ticket for the after life !
@ziyle52383 жыл бұрын
@@injectionletal66 with a scenic view!
@metamorphicme93783 жыл бұрын
24hrs straight! Number 1 lesson No diving in caves of any kind, no scuba diving, no free diving and definitely no hiking and camping. Stay my ass on the couch phew!
@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski3 жыл бұрын
"but what if there's, like, aliens or something?" sorry conspiracy bros but its just dark, dirt, water, and rocks. the cenotes in the americas probably have interesting things like native artifacts otherwise, theres nothing but death or near death in water filled caves
@lordrefrigeratorintercoole2883 жыл бұрын
Good boy
@hannahkeene1647 Жыл бұрын
I find Mr Ballen extremely comforting and as a girl that tends to be very paranoid, I would feel comfortable and safe with him around. Love the stories, the delivery and the silly Like Button jokes! ❤
@Euphoricreen4 жыл бұрын
South African here. So awesome that you include stories from all over the world. I am even learning about stories I've never heard of; from my own country. Really love this series!
@poppaluke99914 жыл бұрын
Hi there, I recently found out that I had a great great uncle and somehow he knew about me and left me $5,000,000.00. His lawyer sent me a email telling me that I need to send them $1,500.00 in cash or gift cards to cover the expenses of the transaction and their work. I am in the process of booking a flight and also a hotel over there. I was wondering if you would be interested in being my tour guide? Then after my vacation there I could fly you back to the US and I could be your tour guide here and you wouldn't even need to stay in a hotel because I'm buying a mansion with some of the money that my kind relative left me. I've spent every dollar that I had saved up on alot of ridiculous stuff but I'm not worried about it because I know that alot more money is coming my way very soon. Anyways,I hope to hear back from you as soon as possible so that we can start making plans for our vacations!!!
@606movedtonewchannelsaeyou54 жыл бұрын
@@poppaluke9991 Lol, pretty sure this is a troll but: Dude that’s a scam that you are in💀
@poppaluke99914 жыл бұрын
Lolol I know 🤣
@Euphoricreen4 жыл бұрын
@@poppaluke9991 💤 how bored were you to waste your time writing that? Live a real life darling, pay your bills, find a hobby, learn geography and steer clear of comedy because it aint for you. Bless, have a good day
@naomidebruin74952 жыл бұрын
Nasreen I was in the army in Phalaborwa and live in Pretoria now. Borrn Cape Town, raised Port Elizabeth
@stevepicchi89864 жыл бұрын
I think a better name for cave exploration is “casket shopping”
@hawkeye9464 жыл бұрын
Yes lmao 😆
@melissapalazzi37674 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah it is!!
@ronmckee90194 жыл бұрын
Caving and especially water caving really by far must be the stupidest, moronic, ridiculous, praying for a horrible death hobbies that I've ever heard of. They're right up there with free climbing giant slippery mountains, but at least climbing you're in the fresh air and sunshine and there's a view. But you're likely to fall off a cliff after struggling every muscle in your body 1st. Yeah sounds like a great time.
@melissapalazzi37674 жыл бұрын
@@ronmckee9019 you are SO right. I just do not understand. For some adrenaline go jump out of an airplane, that's what I do
@sc0tte1-4164 жыл бұрын
@@melissapalazzi3767 lol I just said that in my post, I'll jump out of a perfectly good airplane before I ever ever go into some cave that's half underwater.
@baraxor3 жыл бұрын
"Crocodile-infested cave" How to grab the attention of the adventurous spelunker.
@tobypuromaizono44443 жыл бұрын
What can go wrong? Regrets seconds later
@misdafireinfexus58283 жыл бұрын
Nah nah that's how you get the attention of idiots. I enjoy exploration, I'm not gunna go somewhere that'll kill me
@sparrowspearl8823 жыл бұрын
River puppies!!!
@proxymurphy73573 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no fat lizards stopping a bunch of drunk Texans with shotguns. I’ll round up a few of my friends, grab a few cases, and head out there and show y’all how it’s done
@thunderatigervideo2 жыл бұрын
I grew up really close to Yellowstone. Norris Geyser basin is still one of my favorite places in the park. There are plenty of horror stories about falling into the hot springs, but the thing that got multiple tourists EVERY SINGLE YEAR (you could count on it) were the bison. Some idiot tourist would decide to go pet one and be gored. Sometimes the newspaper would say “A tourist from [insert any place in the world] is the first this year to be gored by a bison in Yellowstone.” And you could read between the lines that there would be more. smh
@lurklingX Жыл бұрын
and signs are EVERYWHERE. it's willful stupidity.
@diegob55264 жыл бұрын
Im a fan of not only the strange, dark and mysterious, but of Mr. Ballen himself
@UglyPotato344 жыл бұрын
I love dark stuff
@cwhitecar4 жыл бұрын
Same!! Hahah
@calebjaymes97103 жыл бұрын
He liked ur comment
@georgettealabanza11993 жыл бұрын
They should put up a sign where it lists the people who have died in these places to scare or warn others.
@smarti11443 жыл бұрын
With pictures in memorium....and those who enter should be asked to provide their picture before going in because they could be added to that sign.
@mary_m7113 жыл бұрын
Agreed !!
@blackempress10493 жыл бұрын
You would think a Grime Reaper sign would be enough...People: I'll take my chances anyways "👀"
@justindunlap12353 жыл бұрын
They would need a dang billboard.
@spacebug58393 жыл бұрын
There's this story of this kid who went into a hot spring that was shallow. Home boy got his feet melted off in yellowstone. Though that's only a story. It scares people awah
@andykww4 жыл бұрын
Dissolved in acid alive. What a terrible way to go.
@ChocolateHabanero223 жыл бұрын
More efficient than cremation tho.
@johnschofield34183 жыл бұрын
And I always thought drowning was a bad way to go but drowning in boiling acid is turning it up to eleven
@floranderson22513 жыл бұрын
I 💕💕💕💕 love to read comments!!!!😧😧😧🤒🤒🤧🤧😨😨 They are full 🌝🌕 of chaos (◕ᴗ◕✿)(θ‿θ)(θ‿θ)(θ‿θ)ʘ‿ʘʘ‿ʘ(。•̀ᴗ-)✧
@johnnylego8073 жыл бұрын
Not just Acid, BOILING ACID 😵😵
@asandax63 жыл бұрын
All you can do is hope your nervous system shuts down fast enough.
@RedLunarArts Жыл бұрын
Mr Ballen is the only true crimer that brings South African stories. I love hearing stories that we as a nation don't hear about
@NavySharkz Жыл бұрын
Nope. The channels Final Affliction and Scary interesting have plenty of stories both about South Africa. It was by watching them that this channel was recommended to me. 👍
@thecityman19103 жыл бұрын
Everytime I hear one of his caving stories I take deep breaths and think how glad I am to be sitting in the comfort of my warm, dry, spacious house. I will NEVER understand why people want to put themselves into those cave situations!
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@06chrysler19912 жыл бұрын
@@boepaynepill318 source ?
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
@@06chrysler1991 Source like when them Catholic Priests Raped them little whiteboys or when a racist cop clips an unarmed blackkid
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
@@06chrysler1991 my source is Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
@@06chrysler1991 instead of worrying about my source you should be worrying about the white women that Ted Bundy, Meth and Herion mistreated and the Catholic Priests and jeff epstein victims...all white 😅
@brycenewman28494 жыл бұрын
Mrballen is the type of person we need around the campfire, you can tell that he enjoys telling these stories and that makes it 1000 times better
@insight72494 жыл бұрын
MrBallen would make such a cool lecturer, his so articulate and easily uses descriptive concepts to make us all understand, thank you so much....👏🏾
@nickyb57873 жыл бұрын
Originally born and raised in South Africa and currently living in Canada I’ve been to that river many times coming from a big hunting and fishing family. Very few ppl realize how dangerous that river is.
@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective2 жыл бұрын
You are a very smart person. Canada's vast wilderness is something I've always wanted to explore mostly as I study Geology but I'd figure without that kind of common sense ^ it'd be very easy to suffer an accident or something like this.
@persephoneblack8883 жыл бұрын
Crawling through a cave passage that's only 10in high and 2ft wide sounds like a complete nightmare. Drowning in that same tunnel has to be horrible. I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy. May they all rest in peace 🙏
@bobraible2 жыл бұрын
The thought that keeps crossing my mind is how do you turn around if the passage shrinks to the point it can't be navigated?
@pj44332 жыл бұрын
@@bobraible you don’t, somebody had to try first to see if it opened up, can you imagine? Best they can do is try to inch backwards.
@bobraible2 жыл бұрын
@@pj4433 That's when you want to have a rope tied to your ankle and a trusted buddy to yank you back when needed :3)
@boepaynepill3182 жыл бұрын
Collen sister pushed him in that hot spring😅
@Valoelify2 жыл бұрын
@@boepaynepill318 No.
@TheChadWork20013 жыл бұрын
Your stories about these cavers make my knees weak, even when I'm lying down.
@calebjaymes97103 жыл бұрын
Same I feel almost bitconnected to them somehow
@rachelkania58333 жыл бұрын
Same! I thought it was just me! Why is that I wonder?
@blacksupra0013 жыл бұрын
I never got panick attacks before until now. Messes up my stomach...
@weedeater16823 жыл бұрын
I'm scared shitless of some of these and yet I keep watching them.
@technopong2 жыл бұрын
A few yrs ago, my gf and I went on 2 cave tours of different parts of Mammoth cave. They were beautiful, relatively short tours that didn't require much effort and we felt totally safe. Beyond that, I wouldn't want to put myself anywhere remotely close to the situations described in his stories.
@angelachouinard4581 Жыл бұрын
The kind of caves Mr. Ballen's stories are about are called wild caves. Just like anything wild, rivers, animals, whatever, they can be dangerous. I prefer to walk than crawl so I stick to your kind of cave.
@lurklingX Жыл бұрын
i went spelunking ONCE. it actually didn't bother me at all. it was a huge tall cave, almost all of it was walking. one part you had to flatten yourself to slip past, and one area was crawling. i would NEVER set foot in a cave that had any chance of flooding. HELL no. generally you can find that out, elevations and stuff are helpful. but yeah. the one in this story sounded horrendous even BEFORE the flood waters. even if they'd found air and lived through it, it woulda been horrendous.
@lindseyandsocks3 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing about when Colin Scott fell into the geyser. I think the worst part was hearing that they had to call off the recovery because the geyser was so acidic that he had probably dissolved and there was nothing left to recover. I couldn’t imagine such a horrible way to go.
@jador96413 жыл бұрын
Well, i call it Darwin's selection. If you're so stupid to ignore countless signs that warns you of the danger that you're facing, then you can only blame yourself for dying.
@CC-ok2kt3 жыл бұрын
@@jador9641 did you know children do not have the ability to understand risk as well as fully developed humans, because their frontal lope is not fully developed? Basically, you’re saying “let all kids die, natural selection”.
@LaLagunz1873 жыл бұрын
@@CC-ok2kt exactly. They were kids and it was a tragic accident. Poor kid didn’t deserve that
@jador96413 жыл бұрын
Oh my, such a poor point that you've made. When i was a kid, i've been educated to stay away from whatever thing could have been dangerous for my safety, as every parents should do. Even kids knows when to stop, when a god darn sign tells you to not go in a certain place, because it could be potentially fatal. And my point isn't only limited to the case in question. You're telling me that a father dragging his son in an underwater cave that could be defined as a death trap, ignoring a sign that literally says "prevent your own death" didn't had the frontal lope fully developed? That's plain stupidity.
@skytyme77213 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine what his sister was thinking or felt when it happened
@zachlancina48404 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ballen is the best thing to have emerged during 2020
@thomascowher91834 жыл бұрын
Hey mr ballen !! My gram loves ypur channel and she has brain cancer and this covid virus. Please keep up the good work for her.
@ok-mm3wy4 жыл бұрын
Fr with all these daily uploads
@estebanpillado20674 жыл бұрын
The bar is low, but i agree
@serenitiehill23284 жыл бұрын
So true
@ilovemycat_morethanu4 жыл бұрын
@@thomascowher9183 I hope you're gram is ok!
@theysayiamdifferent4 жыл бұрын
The cave story, every cave story literally makes my skin crawl. Not claustrophobic, but F that!
@ladycountess29724 жыл бұрын
Hey girl if u like scary stuff check out RezTKF I figure it might help u during quarantine lol 😁❤
@cherylhuk1543 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!!!!! Same here. I enjoy small cozy places BUT.............. Not to the point where i may or may NOT be able to get out.
@bgp66563 жыл бұрын
Well I am claustrophobic so super fuck that
@demar_viper_dukes2 жыл бұрын
I've listened to MANY of Ballen's stories and I must say, scenarios where the victim(s) body has to remain where it is because it can't be recovered. How can one cope with that. Like that story of the man whose brother got caught in a sinkhole. He desperately tried digging his brother out but in a losing battle, he had no choice but to abandon him. What kind of mental state would you be in years later?
@deprofundis32932 жыл бұрын
Right?? Something about having to abandon their bodies is just so disturbing.
@PickyMcCritical Жыл бұрын
That's interesting to me. I'm someone who feels no value at all for bodies, and I struggle to understand why people care about a lifeless sack of meat that used to house a person.
@demar_viper_dukes Жыл бұрын
@PickyMcCritical I get where you're coming from. I guess the best way, for example, as to why it's important to recover a victim's body is because, in a way, it brings kind of a closure in a way. If I may ask, hypothetically speaking, if you lost someone close to you, would you be completely okay with not attending the open casket ceremony before the burial? Or even not attending the burial at all? Of course there are also religious implications to it as well.
@PickyMcCritical Жыл бұрын
@@demar_viper_dukes Yeah I don't actually like funerals because it feels weird to me. The only reason I'd go to funerals for my mom/dad/etc is social pressure, and I'm considering not going anyway. Closure for me is about knowing how/why they died and what their last experiences were like. I sort of wish I wasn't like this so I could better understand other people's feelings.
@demar_viper_dukes Жыл бұрын
@PickyMcCritical Your view on funerals is very much valid. For many, knowing how and why someone died is enough for them. I agree there tends to be pressure at times. Many see funerals as more obligations than an actual wanting to go. There are many dynamics that goes along with funerals. Your outlook and mine are prime examples.
@marymary18773 жыл бұрын
After some of these stories I feel like some Ooompaloompas should come out and sing a cautionary song.
@MrPicklecopter3 жыл бұрын
🎵Oompa loompa doopededoo, don't go in the water or the crocs will eat you. 🎵
@sadetucker20943 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yeskatribe13 жыл бұрын
Don't go into that cave or no one will find you
@olliecrow35473 жыл бұрын
I agree. Kinda like cleansing your palate to have good thoughts.
@tayloralexandria73943 жыл бұрын
😪
@MegaSunshineyday3 жыл бұрын
It’s official. I’m addicted to this channel. I’m never leaving my house.
@rideinpeace83093 жыл бұрын
He also posts videos in which people get killed at their home😂
@ashleyirvine85363 жыл бұрын
Same. I wish I would of found this channel when covid hit, would have made lock down much more satisfying.
@einsp2273 жыл бұрын
It’s the greatest thing I’ve come across. The man sure knows how to tell a story. I’m addicted.
@jasonbernard90123 жыл бұрын
It’s official: I’m buying the Phillips One Blade since it was an ad on his channel
@ladydogwater4493 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@keribailey61933 жыл бұрын
Welp after binge watching 16 episodes of places you cant go I've come to 1 conclusion, ALWAYS listen to the signs and fuck scuba diving
@minecraft68293 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more
@art3mis7283 жыл бұрын
After watching several of these. Fuck these stupid dangers. I’ve wanted to jump into the Yellowstone hot springs ever since I played RDR2 and saw their rendition of them. Stupid acidity and heat.
@miller21673 жыл бұрын
Believe that bruh I like to swim but on the surface of water lol not hundreds of feet below
@D00M3R-SK83 жыл бұрын
@@art3mis728 do you die in red dead? I think I remember them as there was something near them I needed, maybe one of them mystery things in your note book. been ages since I played that. I have been on a hiatus from computer games while I try and paint my 40k armies. I always get side tracked from my minis by computer games, so just not playing them at all while I get some painting done.
@art3mis7283 жыл бұрын
@@D00M3R-SK8 yeah, you do sadly.
@brockmitchell3989 Жыл бұрын
I've resigned myself to never finding the secret in each episode due to how amazing your story telling ability is. You literally keep my attention fixed on the story the entire time. I applaud your story telling expertise. ❤😊
@SeventyRS3 жыл бұрын
The story about the cavers gave me major anxiety listening to the part about the marathon section and the water coming in. Just about triggered a panic attack....and I am not one who normally has those. 😱
@IMINTHEMOMENTRU3 жыл бұрын
SAME! Twilight zone the movie, little girl alone in the room by herself, couldn't imagine the horror of being in that air pocket
@jennarmstrong36853 жыл бұрын
Its not the air pockets that gets me . Its the feel of being in extremely tight places that triggers epic claustrophobia. Im not claustrophobic until I get into a tight place that I don't think I'm gonna get out of.
@SeventyRS3 жыл бұрын
@@jennarmstrong3685 Yes, exactly! That tight, confining space is too much to cope with. That fear takes over and all rational thinking goes out the window immediately.
@butch79112 жыл бұрын
For a while, when I was a little kid, I thought caving / spelunking would be the coolest career possible (this ambition followed on the heels of aspirations to "fireman" and "astronaut"). Fifty years later, I still don't consider myself claustrophobic -- there's no actual fear involved -- but I get batshit crazy infuriated just having to work in a confined space, like in doing plumbing repair underneath the sink in the kitchen or lavatory...
@SeventyRS2 жыл бұрын
@@butch7911 I can definitely relate to that as well. Even worse on a jobsite where some "safety person" is insisting you wear a hard hat inside of that cabinet. 🤣🤣
@coopersrelay3 жыл бұрын
Every time someone gets "pulled violently under the water", my dumbass imagination runs wild and I always forget crocodiles exist.
@paris79043 жыл бұрын
My brain went to a hole in the water that sucks you under water. Like magma in minecraft.
@tiryaclearsong4213 жыл бұрын
I tend to imagine extremely dangerous currents like drowning machines, rips, undertow, etc.
@cece58473 жыл бұрын
Hahaha me too!!!
@paulcharlesmorphy64273 жыл бұрын
Jaws
@jessicaprather88033 жыл бұрын
I thought it was an anaconda lol
@FrostyFluffs3 жыл бұрын
thank you for that very descriptive way you die when you fall in the hot springs, perhaps if that was explained in detail on those signs warning people not to stray from the boardwalk they sure as hell wouldn't
@sarahotto60063 жыл бұрын
The rangers try to tell this story to anyone that will listen- In 1984 man and his friend were driving through Yellowstone. They parked to take a look at the Lower Geyser Basin. The friend's dog jumped from the truck, ran and jumped into Celestine Pool. The man chased after and, despite onlookers telling him not to, he jumped in headfirst after. He managed to reach the dog, got dragged under, and then came back up without it. He swam back to the edge, where his friend hauled him out, getting 2nd degree burns on his feet in the process. The poor man was blind and had 3rd degree burns over about 100% of his body. He died the next day.
@TheIzziPop3 жыл бұрын
People are still incredibly stupid😅
@joywebster26783 жыл бұрын
Should call them Boiling springs so people don't equate them with the hot springs you can sit in
@MollyFC3 жыл бұрын
People that wear flip flops at national parks aren't going to care.
@WhateverDude382 жыл бұрын
Love the "I've got a bad feeling about this, I dont want to do this anymore" stories. Love them!!
@koaltin61613 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna be the kids favorite grandpa listening to all these stories
@jg95613 жыл бұрын
The kids: 😐
@lei64213 жыл бұрын
@@jg9561 nah if i was the kid I'd be interested fasho
@ghostscript20443 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that was what it was like before there was KZbin 😂 (Yes I was alive then)
@Radical_Broski3 жыл бұрын
@@jg9561 I think you mean this : 😵😱
@jemma49603 жыл бұрын
I’m sure his SIL’S and DIL’S will love him so much after they take their horrified children home!!!!😩
@kermit74774 жыл бұрын
For some reason, even though these stories would normally make me scream, for some reason, MrBallen has a soothing voice that makes me really comfortable
@jaynandojay78644 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@boogiespadina83753 жыл бұрын
who else watched a single MrBallen video and has been binge watching everything after that
@cheddertarrance68323 жыл бұрын
Guilty.
@therealdeal36723 жыл бұрын
Yep. That's pretty much the situation.
@nicollevelez81493 жыл бұрын
Ditto...started yesterday and now I'm on a roll
@danaconnor19793 жыл бұрын
I'm about 3 days in ... I there's no end in sight . I'm completely hooked on these stories and Mr Ballen is an amazing storyteller!
@azmathpasha3 жыл бұрын
Who? Me? Nooooo wayyy. Yes. Yes. Okay. Count me in.
@chetp84232 жыл бұрын
He told many stories of cavers and cave divers. I wonder if each one, moments before they die, think to themselves “how could I have ever, ever, EVER thought this was worth the risk?”
@lurklingX Жыл бұрын
pretty sure the panic, and fight for survival, would keep them from thinking about stuff like that.
@AmyLynnRiley10 ай бұрын
If I am ever in a situation in which my stupidity has put me there and my death is inevitable, I know what I will be thinking....I hope MrBallen tells my story!! 😂😂😂
@chetp842310 ай бұрын
@@AmyLynnRiley That’s funny 😆 - Cheers!
@HestitanttSkeleton4 жыл бұрын
"Incredibly claustrophobia inducing", just like simply listening to the description. 10" inches high by 2' wide, oh hell no!!
@cokyarpen49803 жыл бұрын
I did laugh when he said the name for that bit of the tunnel was "ohmegooly" though 😂 . Poor people it must have been terrifying :(
@frankgunner89673 жыл бұрын
Gives me nightmares just thinking about it.
@miqeyt33173 жыл бұрын
Yea he shudda saved the last story for the claustrophobia episode
@angelmorelos90243 жыл бұрын
I agree No Flippen thank you
@elizabethl61903 жыл бұрын
Raises my anxiety levels SO MUCH. In 2019, my family and I took a trip to Vietnam and we had the chance to crawl through the underground tunnels that soldiers dug up decades ago and that even freaked me out. (My uncle entered first and he thought it would be fun to take a picture of the rest of us behind him and I was just freaking tf out cause I had someone behind me so I couldn’t go forward or backwards)
@jessejacksonbrown42813 жыл бұрын
Did you say “900 ft long, 10 inches high and 2 feet wide??!! How did I miss that the first time I listened to this??!! Is anybody else re-listening to these awesome stories more than once? Thank you, Mr. Ballen🥰
@MrBallen3 жыл бұрын
Yes isn’t that horrid!!?
@Viva-la-de-hs4ub3 жыл бұрын
I dint understand the part where If the tunnel was just 2 feet wide , the teenagers wud have drowned instantly How wud they even be able to cross another to reach the air pocket that the first guy was in ?
@iimeel35823 жыл бұрын
Yes". My friend, I rewatched pretty much every video of MrBallen.. I meant I do watch them still. Some time ago I thought I was not normal because of me rewatching his videos over n over. Now I feel better that I'm not the only1 doing it. Lol!! I really enjoy his videos.
@nomorefives46474 жыл бұрын
And here we are, back again for another one.
@trinityparker34514 жыл бұрын
Always😁😍
@sophfroe45494 жыл бұрын
Never missed one
@tracybrown24824 жыл бұрын
Went back and listened to the whale dude again...that was a true wook!
@CourtneyHammett4 жыл бұрын
Back at it again with the white Vans
@toiletwater54614 жыл бұрын
Never missed one
@staceyhrobertson Жыл бұрын
None of the claustrophobic stories bothered me as much as the last one.. that marathon tunnel description was so detailed, and THAT'S why I love your storytelling!❤Not since Nutty Putty have I been so bothered😂
@louispartridge60584 жыл бұрын
It's sad that our society listens to tragic stories for our entertainment Love you M.B.
@MrBallen4 жыл бұрын
ya, I think there's a reason for that though, thats far less morbid... death is the great unknown and as a species, our fascination, and sometimes OBSESSION, with the unknown has advanced our society 10 fold. Its not that we WANT people to die so we can be entertained by their death, its that when we hear these stories, we put ourselves in the minds of the people going through the horrible thing, and wonder to ourselves, "what was it like at the end?" ...and, the fact that we will all find out someday, only heightens our desire to know now, even if it scares us.... thanks for supporting!
@fogweaver56334 жыл бұрын
Learning from other people's mistakes is always less painful than learning from your own. "Don't you ever" warnings go straight in ear and out the other, but gory stories are remembered forever.
@turner_87853 жыл бұрын
You know they are going to die if they are “Experienced”
@anthonyhayes12673 жыл бұрын
Roll the dice enough times, and your luck will run out
@annehaight99633 жыл бұрын
I was very surprised when he mentioned that 5 of them were still teenagers. No teenager can possibly be an experienced caver.
@kailah78123 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@reggiebrownjr91053 жыл бұрын
@@annehaight9963 unless they come from a long line of cavers, and their parents started the kids young 🤷🏿♂️. They probably won't get the Parents of the Year award but it isn't for everyone anyway.
@stephenc24813 жыл бұрын
why would anyone want to craw through tight spaces for fun, underground.
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
I’ve been to those hot springs in Yellowstone! But I never once thought, “oh, let me hop this barrier and get a much closer look...”😬
@moonshiner32239 ай бұрын
I have been in hospital for 4 days your amazing ability to tell stories has gotten me through these days ❤ even gave some of the nurses talking about them😂
@erictheslitheryviper35843 жыл бұрын
The last story is scary, but its also comforting knowing I’m on land with endless space to walk and breath.
@seigedrakonera56893 жыл бұрын
On a feild trip to Yellowstone I remember the ranger that was taking us on tour had set up an experiment in the beginning of the trip. He dropped a huge chunk of meat and bone on a metal cord into one of the springs exsplaining the dangers of them. We went on with our trip an when we came back only an hour later an found it had been reduced to a chunk of bone. It was nuts.
@VideoDotGoogleDotCom3 жыл бұрын
They should've given the meat to some poor, hungry person.
@seigedrakonera56893 жыл бұрын
@@VideoDotGoogleDotCom I doubt they would have wanted it, it was old scrap that was not useable for the animals from a near by wildlife rescue center. Don't think it would be great to human consumption. 😅
@sadhu71912 жыл бұрын
Keep it in shorter and it cooks it. Yum
@danielkimble40853 жыл бұрын
Why do I get excited about Mr. Ballen’s videos knowing full well I’m going to end up having a mild panic attack while watching nearly every one of them?? 😰 I’m not a masochist... I think.
@suzannenichols69003 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's what the 'LIKE' button says too, but you'll notice it's never left his side...🙄
@sofiagreco71073 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this videos. They are so scary for me I feel so nervous while listening. Scarier than murder stories honestly
@truthhurts634 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between "victim" and "volunteer". If it's the THIRD time you jump into a river with "crocodile" in the name..you are volunteering. 😳
@soa14 жыл бұрын
Volunteering to be a human sacrifice 😂 to keep the Crocs fed lol
@little_lion_heart98504 жыл бұрын
she volunteers and tribute!
@DEFW214 жыл бұрын
What would you call Steve irwin
@theprancingrat4 жыл бұрын
A volunteer. Though he has more credibility than some random person jumping into a crocodile infested river.
@Michellee9704 жыл бұрын
@@DEFW21 The Crocodile Hunter 😉
@DailyMynt3 жыл бұрын
And I didn’t realize how dangerous those hot springs were when I visited them in middle school. We were running around them and everything.
@Maverick-ne3mr3 жыл бұрын
When my children are old enough I am going to have them watch your videos for an education. May save their lives.
@geraldinerice53713 жыл бұрын
Especially the girls.
@weirdcore19883 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@teijaflink22263 жыл бұрын
Geraldine Rice I was thinking specially if I had a boy as boys are known to take more risks and hurt themselves or die in accidents. But I support it depends how adventurous or stupid the kid is.
@szge84343 жыл бұрын
For real
@charlieveguilla60873 жыл бұрын
But if they watch the videos now ur kids won't be abducted on a trip to the forest by goblins,power rangers,ets,fairies,aliens,stinky witches,thunder cats or godzilla
@quicksilvermad2 жыл бұрын
I remember a story about the Morning Glory pool in Yellowstone-a man's dog ran into it, and he jumped in after. I don't think I'll ever understand when people ignore the signage and verbal warnings that are given to you when you enter the park and throughout it. I visited when I was a kid, and there were still people who left their cars to take photos of a moose when we were driving to our campsite. Between that and how many times I saw people do the same thing when there were bison, I don't think many people seem to realize that just because an animal is an herbivore, doesn't mean it can't kill you.
@5taceydaisy2 жыл бұрын
I honestly think it’s a combo of zoos allowing common access to dangerous animals and the stunning feats of nature photo/videography that leads to so many tourists not realizing how much danger they’re in right up by a wild animal. Add in the thirst for social media content and it’s a perfect (deadly) storm.
@tezzanoia2 жыл бұрын
I first thought he'd be telling the story of that man and his dog. That one really haunts me to this day. And I honestly understand him jumping after the dog, trying to save it, pretty sure my dad would do the same for our family dog
@joseph-fernando-piano Жыл бұрын
@@tezzanoia I never understand why people take dogs, unleashed, to these dangerous places where an accident like that could happen. I remember doing a mountain hike a few years back, at one point there's a short tunnel you have walk through (about 5 feet high and you can clearly see the exit at all times), this one couple had brought their dog, and it got so spooked by the tunnel that it almost ran off the edge of a sheer cliff, and would have if my friend hadn't grabbed it's collar. Definitely would have been traumatizing for everyone there...
@deanwinchester33563 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m being told a scary story at a campfire. Keep these coming FOREVER, John!
@ray_gun8684 жыл бұрын
The scariest story of all:- Mr Ballen's relationship with the like button
@katieosborn93454 жыл бұрын
😆 😆
@ZenGemini3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@flyinggecko62153 жыл бұрын
Him and the like button are going to court tomorrow
@calebjaymes97103 жыл бұрын
Were close friends
@HouYi-b6g3 жыл бұрын
That last story just brought back flashbacks of a horror manga I read when I was just barely 18. Where people would crawl into human sized holes in a ground fault and the holes would get thinner and thinner the deeper the go in. At the end of the manga another fault at the opposite side opens up with thin holes and you can see the body horror that is crawling out of those thin holes.
@broyal73353 жыл бұрын
@Taylor Ward can you tell me where I Could find this ? Any more about it, I am intrigued.
@nomoregunsinthevalley3 жыл бұрын
@bradley kessler hey it’s available for free I read it online, or you can look it up on KZbin and someone has narrated it
@andrescd93273 жыл бұрын
This is my hole, it was made for me
@empanado83042 жыл бұрын
ive vaguely heard ab this before but this comments made me go read it and Thanks, I Hate It! that is terrifying!!
@xorock93872 жыл бұрын
Gosh in that manga u can literally feel the anxiety of the people when they realize they're in the hole, my favorite horror manga tho ,junji ito is a genius
@beyedoc Жыл бұрын
The hot spring death scene in Dante's Peak scarred me for life.
@Laundrey13 жыл бұрын
Cave trap stories really induce my anxiety and further remind me I never want to go caving or diving.
@Artofficial19863 жыл бұрын
"Should we make a bridge over the crocodile infested river? Naa"
@Misscutieful13 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@miyamotomusashi54803 жыл бұрын
A bridge over a border sounds good...
@damienramirez50133 жыл бұрын
How about make a cemented giant brick over the so called "hot spring"
@TheWord-LaPalabra3 жыл бұрын
Nah that would cost a tiny blood diamond worth 2 chickens. Not worth the 39 kids saved from horrible deaths
@alanluscombe8a5533 жыл бұрын
To much work
@tutorjulslee23573 жыл бұрын
Just hearing the dimensions of the caving experience is making my claustrophobia spike. It also brought back memories of John Jones dying in the Nutty Putty Cave here in Utah.
@traceybowyer59552 жыл бұрын
I love hearing stories about South Africa, my home! The h in Phalaborwa is silent so it's pronounced Palaborwa. Life is really tough for many African people, especially Zimbabweans because of the damage that a previous president did for decades to the country. In South Africa they run the risk of facing xenophobia because so many locals don't have jobs so when non-South Africans are hired it can get some people frustrated and angry.
@Rami_A2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but smile ☺ when I heard him say "Falaborwa".
@lelanierossouw9700 Жыл бұрын
@@Rami_A I had to stop the video and hear it again. Eish our South African language/s can be tricky for others 🙂
@Sleepi_H84 жыл бұрын
The last story made me feel like I was drowning underwater, but with just words, my heart starts beating fast at just the thought of me being in such a tight space, u do such a good just reading these that my brain creates this virtual space and I'm in that story
@nottechytutorials3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that story of that brother and sister sneaking in the hotsprings in Yellowstone is the same ones who wanted to SWIM in the hotspring. Sounds like they thought it was water, not boiling acid. And the brother went to test it, and the sister recorded the entire thing, including his death. This guy in the courtroom said they watched the video and they will never release it to the public bc it was so disturbing.
@mearcair1433 жыл бұрын
I thought that story sounded familiar!
@WillowTDog3 жыл бұрын
Good lord, why would she record the whole thing?
@nottechytutorials3 жыл бұрын
@@WillowTDog Idk why the sister kept recording, but they also didn't sound like the brightest bunch.
@strudelpot3 жыл бұрын
@@Raccon_Detective. Well that's racist
@nottechytutorials3 жыл бұрын
@A Z They wanted to swim in it, the brother tested it out first and slipped and fell in. idk what exactly happened afterwards.
@teresa11074 жыл бұрын
She was brave enough to go into the river.........NO, she was stupid enough!!!
@teresa11074 жыл бұрын
@Gerrit Peacock Exactly!!
@eyobassey51064 жыл бұрын
@@lyddlebit5818 Bravery would be the word if there was a noble selfless intention behind the act, stupidity is the case with these ones, people who do not value their lives are STUPID.
@alexshaputis32304 жыл бұрын
@@eyobassey5106 yes exactly! Great explanation
@alexshaputis32304 жыл бұрын
@@lyddlebit5818 Agreeing with Eyo here. Being brave is used to describe those in the military, firefighters, people put themselves in danger to HELP others, not to do something “fun”. If the only way you can have fun is by having near death experiences, then something is wrong with you. Sorry.
@kazumayugami70354 жыл бұрын
You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to do what that person did.
@ZachAAlam2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would love listening to someone narrate short stories like this. Great content 👍🏽
@KayCustom4 жыл бұрын
So I'm South African, and I know most of the places that end up being in Mr Ballen's videos, but I'm somehow still always surprised at the sheer amount of inland underwater death traps that we have
@danielcassel24164 жыл бұрын
Same, I didn't know that at least 90% of these even existed😹
@gs78434 жыл бұрын
Are you saying most of the people going into them are South African?
@ntokozonomasikomsomi4 жыл бұрын
No.
@bramdaman14 жыл бұрын
There is not a freshwater body of water in South Africa that is safe. Crocodiles can travel very far looking for water, so yes, every dam is a potential death trap.
@valkeitos4 жыл бұрын
@@bramdaman1 now I'm just happy i didn't get eaten by a croc because i was by a damn busy fishing last year. Probably nothing happened because there wasn't a croc
@shadowbox26803 жыл бұрын
His backgrounds: ✨🍄🍃 His stories: ☠️🔪⛓ Am I wrong?
@josebarrera43893 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nickthompson26633 жыл бұрын
@@josebarrera4389 lmao💀
@nuatemal86203 жыл бұрын
you really arent wrong-
@cathystrong43143 жыл бұрын
Ok I almost had to stop watching the third story. I couldn’t imagine being in that cave. NEVER will I EVER go into a cave!!!!🤦♀️
@fredpendergrass69603 жыл бұрын
@@cathystrong4314 that's the right answer.
@slynnw43863 жыл бұрын
Best storyteller ever. He tells it as if he's sitting right there watching it happen in real life. Keep 'em coming my friend!
@crazy4beatles2 жыл бұрын
and gives just the right amount of background information