Eric doing math is the quickest way to realize he’s delusional it’s so great.
@barrymurray69112 ай бұрын
" Anything times zero is zero". REDRUM!!
@ricker76er2 ай бұрын
By far, my faaaaavorite clips of etm are his struggles with basic math. His “strong suit.”
@topspot48342 ай бұрын
No doubt about it, never saw a compilation but this is ETM at his best!
@chuckmeister65182 ай бұрын
Nobody can do math that early.
@d.b.11762 ай бұрын
He was a student teacher. Noine times noine is.... do you expeact me to do math this early in the moring.
@marcuswhitlow5482 ай бұрын
His other strong suit was his animal expertise as he KNEW that snake was smiling at him because he "knows a thing or two about animals..."
@BillBrasky862 ай бұрын
f-for starters..
@Cerase02 ай бұрын
What people are failing to understand is ETM was a genius, just not in the AM hours. You catch him in the PM, and there is zero point zero chance he misses the math questions.
@jaredmbrillАй бұрын
He knows 9x7 after he gets flown in to be asked. Dummy!
@tommoore78132 ай бұрын
He’s been to every civil war battlefield. Thank you for your service!
@OnyxMoneyDrops2 ай бұрын
“Put me down, I’m not a cannonball” 💥BOOM💥”weeeeeeee”
@chip28542 ай бұрын
I just love how ETM couldn’t name Jefferson Davis, but he claimed to be a Civil War expert. He was the greatest.
@RooseveltsAllLivesMatter2 ай бұрын
@chip2854 I have not ever shit myself at Bull Run/Manassas! Fuck off now!
@sheismymom2 ай бұрын
ack + ack = ack ack
@LilyOfTheTower2 ай бұрын
It's too early for math.
@gorillacookies31712 ай бұрын
Ack^2
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY2 ай бұрын
🤣
@BingoBet-It-AllBeaverАй бұрын
QUACK! QUACK!
@RedhotshawntexasАй бұрын
Ack+ack=REDRUM
@deftone4uАй бұрын
The pic with the equations is hilarious 😂
@musicjunkie2742 ай бұрын
Gotta love somebody who doesn’t do shit all day yet is too mentally drained to answer basic math two hours after they wake up
@PlutoTheGod2 ай бұрын
Eric must have been such a menace on Twitter. Like multiple big entertainment platforms and famous people “for some reason” had him blocked lmao. Wrestlers, singers, actors, across the board people were terrorized by him
@louskunt2641Ай бұрын
He was correct in stating that people would make almost identical accounts to his and say racist and perverted things to his favorite celebrities, which caused them to block him 😂
@mikelangston563823 күн бұрын
Well,he was a cyber bully.
@JohnathanRebel22 ай бұрын
Tiny Rickles
@cfs73382 ай бұрын
Eric was very self aware about his handicap, so in his mind he compensated for it by thinking he was above-average intelligence
@gorillacookies31712 ай бұрын
He’s a little chicken McNugget with rotten plums for hands
@MarkBlaine-ez4buАй бұрын
The definition of delusional. A sneak and a coward. A snitch, a liar
@sardonicus7627 күн бұрын
Everyone in his life lied to him, constantly. They told him he was intelligent to make him feel better about himself. Unfortunately, he was gullible enough to believe them. The IQ test saga was probably the first time in his life that he had to accept the truth. That’s why he threw a tantrum and demanded to know his results before the big reveal. He was sh!tting bricks before he got that borderline “90”.
@outrageousrave403611 күн бұрын
He’s a Virginial Chicken Mc’Nugget, thank you.
@gorillacookies317111 күн бұрын
@@outrageousrave4036 Jimble Kimble said this after meeting our faaavorite blotchy grumpy munchkin
@saraparker1842 ай бұрын
what time does the math kick in?
@paklaselt21982 ай бұрын
2 minutes into the video
@josepha3805Ай бұрын
Around Migd3t O'Clock
@kevinmcdonald9512 ай бұрын
Eric graduated at the top of his class.
@louskunt2641Ай бұрын
😂you know his teachers were told that Eric wasn't expected to live past 20, so they just gave him straight A's and told him "good job!"
@kevinmcdonald951Ай бұрын
No he was in sped. @@louskunt2641
@Slick420PghАй бұрын
@@louskunt2641I always thought similar
@dcpunisher478128 күн бұрын
Special Ed. Small Yellow Bus.
@loudorchen98972 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is hilarious 😂 why was Eric making that face "on cam"
@mrbludclot37982 ай бұрын
He was trying to whistle lmao
@bobsmith-tf2wb2 ай бұрын
@@mrbludclot3798 I remember when you could locate a series of Eric's" whistling pictures" online...I wish I could find them again...plus some pictures or stills of him with his shaved eyebrows...I've never seen any pictures of him when he was eyebrow-less lol
@5.5StandOnMyMoneyNowIm6.62 ай бұрын
The first and last time he whistled “on cam” 😂
@shawngregory1429Ай бұрын
He’s just realized he’s sitting in a dirty diaper.
@louskunt2641Ай бұрын
@@bobsmith-tf2wbhis whistling video is on daily motion
@JimCornetteIsMyDad2 ай бұрын
Looking back I really wish they had asked Eric a couple addition and subtraction questions just to see if he could even do that.
@bluntforcetrauma81922 ай бұрын
They did. He couldn't do that either.😅
@Whatt7872 ай бұрын
They did--Fake Bigfoot asked Eric how much is 9 plus 9? He didn't know
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY2 ай бұрын
Hey Greg your dad is rockin it in that pic 🤩 I sincerely miss the Midnight Express Tell your dad Rock n Roll is king 🎶🎵🎶
@Whatt7872 ай бұрын
@@youcanttakemyDIGNITY i think Eric's real Math IQ was only about 60(functionally retarded)--Wendy's IQ was only 61 yet she answered a math problem correctly that Eric got wrong
@thegrimyeaper14 күн бұрын
Exactly why I sucked in school. It was just too early.
@gordoncamacho86492 ай бұрын
They pitched having Eric play Stephen Hawking in a movie... they could have had it so once he figures out 9x7 he has an epiphany and understands everything about space and time, like that was the one thing holding him back lol
@jorge109282 ай бұрын
My brain was mush towards the end of this video lol
@godzilla12325Ай бұрын
I consider this a public safety announcment. Never, and i MEAN NEVER listen to Eric whilst in the gym. I almost dropped a 100kg on my head cause i burst out laughing mid lift at Eric doing maths 😂😂😂😂. Maybe i will just keep Eric for night time to fall asleep to in future lol.
@dcpunisher478128 күн бұрын
I wonder if that fidget ever used that excuse at his John Sweat High School or whatever. *In 10th Grade* "Yes you, Eric. Can you provide the answer? What is 1000 x 100,000???" "Ehhh...It's too early." "Of course it's early, Eric. It's just first period."
@user-yi8no7md9w12 күн бұрын
Eric really thought what he said was even remotely interesting or intelligent. He really was a buffoon.
@jaske412 ай бұрын
Wendy calling in at @18:28 almost killed me
@Whatt7872 ай бұрын
That was great
@jeris332 ай бұрын
The Civil War was the second war 🤣🤣
@saraparker1842 ай бұрын
for all those struggling with the nine times table, do the following: stretch out your hands in front of you. stretch out your fingers. now do 9×8: count eight fingers, put the eighth finger down. You will have seven fingers on one side of the 8th finger you lowered and two and the other: 72. try this with any number combo the in the nine times table. you’re welcome😂 9x2, count two fingers, put the 2nd finger down: 18.
@NeonKC2 ай бұрын
Or take the time to memorize ur times tables like literally every kid with a brain did
@S7232S2 ай бұрын
I still use that trick to this day and thought about that too for Eric. But then I realized his twisted plum hands probably weren't capable of doing that.
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY2 ай бұрын
Thanks Sara 🙂
@andrewk2250Ай бұрын
It doesn't work if you have crab claws, hence Eric's struggles with arithmetic.
@youcanttakemyDIGNITYАй бұрын
@@andrewk2250 🤣🤣🤣
@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust2 ай бұрын
The title is so great. Eric the Multgit. 😂
@IAEMThatIAEM2 ай бұрын
24:27 great artie line
@markk94584 күн бұрын
Also 28:17 😂
@IAEMThatIAEM4 күн бұрын
@@markk9458YES
@Teclo252 ай бұрын
I can't do math this early in the mornin'
@jacquelinecousins87932 ай бұрын
I love this so much ❤
@KrowsnoseАй бұрын
The picture is the greatest thing I've ever seen
@user-gf3sg6ze9x2 ай бұрын
Don't forget,Eric strong subject in high school was Math. Nice going Public Education.....
@CockMcBallsddd19 күн бұрын
California public schools. Have you seen the kinds of shit they teach kids in public school in that state? Its literally disturbing.
@FrankPark-mo4mq8 күн бұрын
I learned my times table listening to Eric the Midget on the Stern show.
@joehawkins91223 күн бұрын
I definitely got better at the 9 times table
@koryshapelow1689Ай бұрын
The 9 times tables were one of the easiest to learn
@zaizoesclashing710311 күн бұрын
9x7 had me dying Rip Eric ❤
@robertblauner768027 күн бұрын
ETM tries to think, but nuttin happens! 😖
@wigsy9922 күн бұрын
🤣
@OkGuy1983Ай бұрын
This and his homophobia are my favorite Eric defects.
@outrageousrave403611 күн бұрын
I personally love his evolution from a republican to a democrat over the years. “I’m a republican so I’m going with Arnold” “I’m a democrat so I’m voting Obama” He did evolve on gay people a little bit lol.
@Teeveepicksures2 ай бұрын
"Nine times oooooh!"
@d.b.11762 ай бұрын
noine
@ryansmurda1552Ай бұрын
The 9 times table is probably the easiest besides 1 and zero. 😂 Im surprised no one told Eric the 9 x trick.
@R_G8888812 күн бұрын
You are so smart.
@ryansmurda155211 күн бұрын
@R_G88888 im not saying im smart, dude. There's a math trick most people learn in grade school that make the 9 times table super easy to do. My point is im surprised that as much as Eric was asked about the 9 times table on the show that nobody shared that with him.
@R_G8888811 күн бұрын
@@ryansmurda1552 You're the smartest person I've ever met.
@ryansmurda155210 күн бұрын
@@R_G88888 Im glad you realize that. More people should recognize how incredibly smart I am.
@R_G8888810 күн бұрын
@@ryansmurda1552 You're really, really smart.
@robhall8403Ай бұрын
Erics attitude was so horrible 😂. I completely understand why....
@Bobbleheads56Ай бұрын
What great about Eric is that he literally had nothing to do all day, and he never put any energy into practicing or learning any skills. How hard would it be for someone with 90iq to sit down and memorize the 9 times table 😂
@neilreddy1597Ай бұрын
I listen to so many ETM clips…I always repeat twice “…even Jeff the Drunk,” along with Howard and Robin @19:51
@barrymurray69112 ай бұрын
17 Mins to do 9 times. 8. Even Jethro from Beverly Hillbilly"s can do math better than Eric!! 😂😂😂.
@toaster816Ай бұрын
You’re off by two, that’s not a big deal.
@joehawkins91223 күн бұрын
He never learned to keep a calculator in his pj pants
@kelseywhite3014Ай бұрын
It’s so sad because 9 times table is one of the only times tables with a trick to solve. 1 less than the multiple than however many to 9
@jonnyjib23 күн бұрын
Those fingers couldn't get the right answer that quick on a calculator lol it was yawn probably
@fierystag63572 ай бұрын
Eric The Beautiful Angel. ❤
@l3ulletproofTiger16 күн бұрын
Are there others out there that don’t know their 9 times tables??
@joeymontanez3249Ай бұрын
It's funny hearing Eric be so sure those letters are legit no matter what they say...when you find out later that he's the one that actually wrote them lol. I guess he was trying to make Gary feel bad or I don't know what. Howard later says Gary knew Eric wrote them the whole time, but he never mentions it here for some reason.
@jasondiaz699826 күн бұрын
Everyone gave him the answer, poor muppet was just that dumb
@tonyreyes3780Ай бұрын
Sal punching down on Eric the Midget is always a delight
@CockMcBallsdddАй бұрын
. . .I dunno how far down Sal was punching. . .they weren't far apart mentally. Sal was a little smarter. . .but we all know he's a mong.
@johanericsson24038 күн бұрын
It's like watching a piece of shit criticize a puddle of diarrhea
@GallowsPole80525 күн бұрын
Sacramento’s Finest ain’t SPD…..
@chuckmeister65182 ай бұрын
Thank you thank you thank you. again my mistress. Again. AaahhhAAAhhhhh!!!!
@d.b.11762 ай бұрын
Thank you my mistress, again my mistress.
@bigkahunaburger778226 күн бұрын
Still people out there saying everything Eric did was manufactured by Frotto. Smh!
@IAEMThatIAEM2 ай бұрын
lol the clips are out of order
@d.b.11762 ай бұрын
X squared = 9 X = 3 Noine, noine, noine noine!!!
@user-gf3sg6ze9xАй бұрын
One of the all time best bits on Stern...miss you little guy....
@johanericsson24038 күн бұрын
Sal being powerfully unfunny through the whole bit
@johnnymupАй бұрын
King of wack pack. And math.
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY2 ай бұрын
Bludy don't nobody in the world play these kinda tactics no mo! 😡 It aint 19, it aint no way 18, 27, 18, 28, 19, 57! ☃️
@dustinstella6656Ай бұрын
Sal gets a laugh and then rides it too long, as usual.
@fjfjfjjdjdjdjjАй бұрын
NOINE TIMES SIX
@DrSprigsАй бұрын
They should've kept Sal in studio after Artie left 😂
@Slick420PghАй бұрын
Agreed
@MarkBlaine-ez4buАй бұрын
It makes you wonder why he didn't just LEARN the mfers. He seemed capable. Or at least have a chart handy when he calls in.
@IAEMThatIAEM2 ай бұрын
23:50 notice eric's mind always reached 🌈 🏳️🌈... whether it was a part of the conversation or not
@Nay-kp6uu28 күн бұрын
Why is he making that face?
@JoeyTIchy18 күн бұрын
OMG Sal?!!!! 🤦The North was called the Union and the South was called the Confederacy
@JohnDoe-rc1lh17 күн бұрын
10:06
@robking485319 күн бұрын
danlos!
@jlock6112 ай бұрын
IQ= < 80
@user-gf3sg6ze9x17 күн бұрын
ETM... thanks for the memories. RIP Little guy....
@savagesword6393Ай бұрын
I love them goofing on Eric as much as the next person, but it's frustrating that they never explain to him the super easy trick for doing multiples of 9
@Slick420PghАй бұрын
It's frustrating that didn't break down basic math to the 35yr old man that sits in front of a computer all day w no job or responsibilities? To your point I guess etm is way too busy stalking his celeb crushes
@S7232S2 ай бұрын
Gary: "Sal's not really doing a good job at explaining, his name is not 'Amult'..." Not only did Sal not claim that but then Gary just repeats exactly what Sal just explained. Then followed by him telling Eric "You can't have an opinion that someone is gay. Well.... (actually) you can." There's no way he has a 120 IQ.
@TylerHumphrey05Ай бұрын
Howard said “so his username is “a-m-u-l-t” and sal blew past it. 120 isn’t that high of an IQ. It’s just better than most. And intelligence is multi-faceted. Can’t really boil the concept down to a number
@joeymontanez3249Ай бұрын
@@TylerHumphrey05 No actually he does. Howard spells out "Amult" and then Sal says "right" and then says "it's short for something". So technically he did blow past it and confirm it at the same time.
@scootermcgoot2 ай бұрын
its weird that eric is really good at us history but terrible at math lol.
@CockMcBallsddd2 ай бұрын
Its because he just memorized facts about the civil war. He never memorized him multiplication table. . .and since he really is slow, actually calculating it is crazy difficult for the little mong.
@cody14822 ай бұрын
The two have nothing to do with each other. It's like saying, "it's really weird that someone could be a good football player but terrible at skateboarding".
@RB-f2 ай бұрын
Just because he knew who fought in the Civil War doesn’t mean he knows his multiplication tables lmfao
@kevinmcdonald9512 ай бұрын
Made no sense.
@tonyferra213412 күн бұрын
Eric is not good at history either
@HugoStiglitz88Ай бұрын
His sad excuses and hatred for anyone who calls him out reminds me a lot of DSP, an internet lolcow
@LewChewng25 күн бұрын
❤❤ERIC FOREVER!!!!
@Slick420PghАй бұрын
"Finished 9th in my class...." i really cant figure out if this is him acting or if he really cant figure out his times table? Im leaning towards this being real.....i remember specifically in the 2nd grade they beat this into our heads...you gotta be a stupid MFer not to know 2nd grade math as an adult despite only having an hr or 2 of sleep