Beatdown ULTRA DX (Round 1+2+DX) - Homestuck Vol. 3/3/10

All 3 versions of Beatdown by Curt "norock" Blakeslee mixed together: Round 1 (including the "Strider Style" variations from the album), Round 2, and DX. Ends up having a "dancier" sound that none of the three quite had alone, especially towards the end.
It's kinda funny, Curt has three Homestuck songs released, yet every one of them is the same song. Not that I'm complaining, remixes are the shit.
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[@yazshu]

dirk really rockin that skirt there

[@cyntheticconjurer]

Well, yeah. It's not actually Dirk. It's his decapitated head sitting on top of Rose's body.

[@travosk216]

but it's dirk's head sooooooooo

[@adelinefizzix2987]

dirkapitated

[@fishbot9902]

heck yeah

[@stone9802]

like fuck he is.

[@CosmosGatito]

this is the song that plays when Dave's Bro faces off against Dirk's Bro.

[@Bulba413]

well yes but actually yes

[@SlugOnTub]

bro vs adult dave?

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Oh, okay KZbin. Yep, this game is Hiveswap. Just, so spot on. Nailed it.

[@kira-xj4og]

Well, at least its still Homestuck-related

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

Im pretty sure there isn't a homestuck category panel like that.

[@Cruxin]

Usually the uploader sets that lol

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

@@Cruxin But if they don't, KZbin can autodetect one. It could be different now, I don't know, but certainly 3 years ago it did.

[@Cruxin]

@@Her_Imperious_Condescension I know, but when it's outrageously wrong or something that seems to have had little to indicate it like this, I'm fairly sure the uploader would have done it. Can't be sure though 🤷‍♂️

[@gameboybro7895]

haha, 4:20. Just the kind of humor one would expect from a Strider

[@danielbenavides8287]

Wut

[@Rorb]

this song kicked me down the stairs and then told me i couldn't abscond, before kicking me down the stairs again

[@TheProfessorAO69]

The ultimate beatdown.

[@sw3aterCS_]

Can’t wait for Dirk to do the same with Rose

[@threefour2520]

[S] DAVE: Alchemize your song you made and those Homestuck Volume Soundtracks you found. ==> You alchemize Homestuck Volume 3, and 10, with your song you made earlier called Beatdown all together, you made... BEATDOWN ULTRA DX! You can't resist how rad this song is, you HAVE to show it to your friends. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

[@sw3aterCS_]

There’d be no way Dave could get his hands on such soundtrack copies. Dirk, on the other hand...

[@MrCheeze]

best part starts in the third loop, btw

[@August090401]

Gotcha, thanks for letting me know.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

MrCheeze 2:38

[@hazmathellfire9700]

stack wsw beatdown and beatup onto this and you have the greatest clusterfuck battle of all time

[@MrCheeze]

Might as well throw in every single one of the bill bolin remixes, too.

[@hazmathellfire9700]

incredible. great addition.

[@womanofcubesdestroyerof4th623]

post it

[@Buzzkilljoy1248]

Add Time on My Side and you have a deal.

[@Skedoodler]

MrCheeze is it up?

[@woodfur00]

I love this. This needed to exist, and you've done it flawlessly. None of them sound egregiously modified to my untrained ear; were they all the same key and tempo already?

[@spinnorsomething]

woodfur00 Beatdown DX was slower than Strider style and round 2.

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Ok but its funnier when you imagine daves bro and dirks bro are fighting over controlling lil cal

[@ramdage8579]

Damn this would be such an epic Ult Dirk vs Ult Dave theme

[@CurtBlakeslee]

Nicely stitched together!

[@TerraDoxRemix]

2:45 Is the third loop.

[@smackeroon688]

This could have been so much cooler if you did it like you did aggrieve. Start with the Dave vs. Bro rooftop fight, then add Beatdown Round 2 for [S] Dave: Accelerate, then add in DX for when Dave, Dirk, and Terezi fought Spades Slick and Jack English. Also, for John, John fighting Dad, add the Imp Strife version for when he's climbing up the towers fighting the Ogres and then the same scene from [S] Collide as Aggrieve As for Jade.... =T I dunno

[@WhereIFall]

gah I worned u bout those stares bro But seriously, this is amazing.

[@alarmlessRifleman]

Two bros chillin on the Derse moon 0 feet apart 'cuz they are gay.

[@socialexile8424]

My new favorite Beatdown. XD

[@emilytrdina]

SO MANY BEATDOWN MIXES

[@HandyAlacrity]

THIS, is the best

[@hohotash]

JAM GOALS

[@CookieFonster]

why is dirk wearing a dream skirt

[@user-hw3rz3oc2b]

Cookie Fonster why not

[@alexandershea2418]

It's photoshopped in over Rose's head from Dave and Rose having a dream session on Derse.

[@noodlezbunny]

For Irony, you pleb.

[@reverseteebz1139]

This shit is as lit as the irons in my fire

[@verycreativename6]

MAXIMUM CHILD ABUSE

[@noahortiz5992]

4:20 long. It's perfect

[@souvlakid]

[S] Dirk and Dave: Shut up and jam.

[@sipteabae449]

Porfa alguien ponga esta canción en mi funeral

[@SlugOnTub]

no

[@vanessa9815]

Bro tu foto de perfil *chef kiss*

[@miniusareas2710]

beat-elevator? FUCK YES.

[@cr0axcr0ss84]

did they really mean the song to end at 4:20

[@thesuffering0412]

Wait, isn't this the thing you posted on the stream?

[@MrCheeze]

yea, if you were in the chat early, you got to hear this before I had a video to go with it.

[@thesuffering0412]

+MrCheeze I was themayoriscool.

[@thesuffering0412]

+Edgy Kid #911666 Well, it was my username.

[@HandyAlacrity]

If only if only there's an extended version.

[@superfluffykittylove7091]

+Dammek he might be on mobile

[@Nelski11401]

add davepeta into this since it has some Walls Covered in Blood DX in there

[@mahmudghdamsi5133]

420 nice.

[@Starpied]

420 blazeit

[@commitdead1363]

I need a 1 hour version or extend someone please make that or link me if it's already a thing

[@NekoTet]

Right click on video. Click option "loop"

[@pnutbutrsc]

@@NekoTet mobile users bro

[@vanessa9815]

@@pnutbutrsc now it is posdible bro

[@justposeidon3810]

yeah

[@dustyink]

beats to beat your ecto child to

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Crow dance

[@Phillardb]

I have did this with doctor over on my channel :D

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

2:38

[@rooney1640]

do you have a link or something for the thumbnail art?

[@vvillacis16]

He just took rose's head off the body

[@Goonchtastic]

Had to be said, but, 4:20

[@jackjcv9608]

it so weird seeing a guy in a female derse pj, but well i guess Dirk is gay so........

[@gabienikekerov9012]

Jack jcv it's photoshopped

[@jackjcv9608]

that's why i said its weird

[@passionandflair2124]

Sam Pooley Dave is bi

[@kotaku636]

Pretty sure it's Rose just photoshoped

[@sloth1667]

bi is halfgay