Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Thai Green Curry

[@NickDiGiovanni]

Jamie Oliver exists purely for uncle roger to roast him.

[@boah-ist65]

:o 1 minutes ago. Wsg m8. Forgot to say it was at 2 likes Thanks for the like lads

[@jennylol5926]

Fax on fax

[@lesdonchan9119]

Hey

[@boah-ist65]

@@lesdonchan9119 hi

[@uglyfreshgrass31]

Morning nick

[@andrewshandle]

7:50 "Don't brag about being fast. It's easy to be fast if every step is wrong" is a great line that can be applied to a lot of things outside of cooking.

[@TheTequilaHut]

Reminds me of a Simpsons quote: Homer:"There are three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!" Bart: "Isn't that the wrong way?" Homer:"Yeah, but FASTER!" Jamie is clearly doing it the Max Power way.

[@tomboz777]

“X’s Got Talent” being one of them.

[@MarcelloACG]

@@audreyli_creations i was about to comment that hahaha Hi twosetter!

[@medhaphor7521]

I’m doing 1000 calculations per second and they’re all wrong

[@kaizenchen5003]

@@audreyli_creations I really wanted to like your comment but I saw it already has 40 likes... Gotta preserve this sacred number

[@dzing666]

400 years of spice hoarding, this is what british people came out with

[@pinoytunes7707]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[@Dragonwing16]

goddamn, that was brutal

[@cheloochoagonzalez8120]

😂😂😂😂

[@williamponce5907]

Awesome

[@tan_0562]

LOL im thai and im crying right now , somethines we do put mushroom in curry but rarely and just a little

[@ImmrtlPhnx]

I know he's playing a character, but when he said "nobody put mushroom in curry" he looked genuinely upset.

[@meekrob]

I would be too.

[@popcornable4]

I like mushrooms but this is just wrong

[@L0LLYP0P732]

@@popcornable4 same

[@Kinokoumori]

This is blasphemy against mushrooms HAIYAAAAAA THEY DON'T GO IN CURRY YOU HEATHENS

[@mediamaker]

I absolutely think he was genuinely upset at that! My kids (all half Thai and living in Sydney) sent me a video of my son removing some broccoli from his meal - when I commented that he was, as usual, taking the vegetables out, he replied simply "Broccoli does not belong in tom yum. I'm leaving it out to protest."... and that just made me laugh... we often laugh at "farang" (foreigner) ways of making their western versions of "Thai" food.

[@Ineedtospendlesstimeonyoutube]

Thai here, I remember about 4 years ago I was eating dinner with my grandparents while we were watching TV. Then, Jamie Oliver's show came up. He show how to cook an asian dish( I forgot what it is) and my grandparents were so annoyed and angry that I had to turned the TV off LOL. Back then I was young and don't really understand, but now I know why.

[@numfon627]

Thai ancestors dislikes for Oliver...I'm Thai native,too.

[@pekorin34]

เปิดคลิปมา 5 วินาที ผมอุทานเชี่ยเลยอะ กดหยุด หายใจเข้าลึก ๆ แล้วชมการทรมานต่อ ทุก ๆ อย่างมันผิดไปหมด Edit - just for translation Just only 5 seconds to the vids where I shouted 'Hia!' (fuck) automatically. I paused and took a deep breath then cantinue the torture. Everything is just wrong in the vid.

[@StickyRiceThaiKitchen]

Yeah I’m so close to making a green curry for my next video now 😂 just to teach Jamie 😆 .

[@mpzxe3819]

แกงงงงเชี่ยยยไรวะเนี่ยยยย

[@madcatjo]

It was probably his "Thai laksa". I'm not Thai or Malaysian, but I felt RAGE when I watched it.

[@molrudeep.9487]

I am Thai and totally agree with Uncle Roger. Its not wrong to cook an authentic menu with adaptation to your style and taste but at least do not confused others who never experience the dish with that title "Thai green curry" please, as its not even closed.

[@similanjitjaroen8491]

Agree, at least remove the name of our country from that soup. I refuse to call that thing curry. Call it Jamie Oliver's mushroom green soup .... or Jamie Oliver's coconut milk mangetout soup. Just don't call it authentic, or Thai, or curry.

[@Douglas128]

It is not curry! Case closed.

[@nougat6636]

Agreeedd

[@loalloall]

Its no longer green curry since he puts ginger 🤣🤣

[@Thedoombringerslayer]

Another thing nobody is use ginger for thai carry if they use they use for strong smell

[@beakedmonk3981]

"Don't brag about being fast. It easy to be *fast* if every step *wrong* ." - Uncle Roger Words to live by

[@happyemochild]

So solid.. we just need little Uncle Roger proverb cards

[@tijhuisjoeri]

Yeah I take this quote to work tommorow lol

[@TG-ge1oh]

@Seek Him with all your heart and you will find Him Why though? It's not like Thai green curry is made if fish, bread, or wine.

[@pierre-alexandreclement7831]

🤣🤣

[@ninevehgrey]

@Seek Him with all your heart and you will find Him how can believe in a god when Jamie Olive oil exists

[@-ranmaru-5158]

11:27 "No, Don't put tofu, I see before what you did with tofu, Leave tofu alone" 2 years later "Wa Lao Eh"

[@suchartboontid2560]

As a Thai person, I'm in literal pain. I can excuse the small amount of green chilies because we all have different spice tolerance levels but the mushroom and the peas are just oof... Also if you want the green color without the spiciness just use less chilis and more basil. Pound them real fine, too, don't leave them chunky like Jamie's curry paste there.

[@harperoconnor5285]

I'm a white person with low spice tolerance (comparatively), and even I would use more than that. Jaime seems to excel at "bland as hell"

[@thebigcanoftuna]

When I saw the mushroom, I almost thought he was making japanese mushroom hot pot...forgot it was for curry....is this depression?

[@jjd359]

@@harperoconnor5285 His restaurant is bland as hell too. The chef gave me attitude when I asked for salt lol.

[@Roboto-chan_1402]

You are very generous calling that a “curry paste”. I would call that an abomination! 555+

[@sorchamarie4089]

@@Roboto-chan_1402 looks like pesto!

[@regmik]

“Don’t make it your own, make it Thai” - quote of the day! 🤣🤣

[@MrThaigamer]

As a Thai, i totally understand the feeling of Italian when they see a pineapple on a pizza right now.

[@Thegypsychrist]

AHAHAHHAAHHA LOVE IT

[@AchLmao]

Same here I’m also thai :)

[@chairat1314]

5555

[@J4ckSkellington]

We are brothers in suffering, I feel you. Cheers from Rome 👌

[@consciousnessevolveth9095]

“Hawaiian Pizza”

[@SocksAndPuppets]

as a British person, I apologize for the existence of Jamie Oliver.

[@TheHimbeerjoghurt]

Don't you mean Jamie Olive Oil?

[@marioloncar2169]

​@@TheHimbeerjoghurtDon't you mean Chilly jamy olive oil

[@anonymous134y]

uk has the worst food in the world. I can confidently say that after travelling to 48 countries.

[@tarasto6772]

@@anonymous134y did you go to scandinavian countries?

[@CR-og5ho]

​@@anonymous134ywhat UK food did you try?

[@fyeelessarndra3392]

Jamie:..one cup of rice, enough for one family.. Me: wow... I never knew I was one whole family on my own... 🤣

[@geosungeosun]

One cup of rice only side dish

[@GravesLilDarkAngel]

@@geosungeosun I feed a family of six, seven some nights. One cup of rice as a side isn't enough.

[@Meecheer]

same here one cup per person yo

[@lawma2488]

We use 6 or 8 cup of rice for whole family member 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚

[@alvianekka80]

I'm one man family 😂

[@Nick_C1997]

When I first saw Oliver's video, I was gonna make the curry for my best friend, since Thai Green Curry is his favourite dish, I thank Uncle Roger for preventing a major disaster

[@AneeshJoshi]

Look at the bright side! You saved your friend from manslaughter charges

[@Nick_C1997]

@@AneeshJoshi True

[@fathanmia8371]

I can say your friend very lucky not to taste his fav dish to be the shittest dish his ever eat😂

[@claireconolly8355]

Hahaha 🙏🙏🙏

[@claireconolly8355]

@@AneeshJoshi hahahaha

[@kawenalei]

“Don’t make it your own. Make it Thai please.” THIS, hands down the most underrated Uncle Roger comment in this video. 👏🏼

[@alechs]

i'd say at least decide. make it your own or make it thai, but then don't call your own thai.

[@Sothey727]

@Seek Him with all your heart and you will find Him shut up with your fiction

[@ssksks8062]

@@Sothey727 its not. come back to the lord.

[@happyemochild]

100%

[@TG-ge1oh]

@@ssksks8062 You come back to Kaali. Come, come. Let's enjoy some goat blood in a skull-cup.

[@XVERLXRD420]

That curry looks like the gunk you find in the sink drain 😭

[@williamstaples8964]

Omg l laughed so hard when I saw this

[@theiconicboss81]

So accurate lol

[@sitdowndrank3077]

“It’s easy to be fast, if every step is wrong”. Beautiful quote, motto for New Years.

[@jimmykarma5771]

😂😂😂

[@B.A.H.]

But some legend said if its work then its right. But only work for thing not a food

[@lovelaughlivebyfaith]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4bFiYl8pKyiZ8k

[@3XP3XP3XP]

LMFAO

[@alicetango6725]

let me guess??? This type of racial profiling is ok?

[@strawberrycupcake6473]

“He doesn’t have a pestle and mortar yet he still manages to crush my hopes and dreams” I’m using this line

[@ethanmoua49]

someones gonna know

[@barricade9263]

I was fucking knocked out of my Goddamned chair by that one.

[@dominichoward4833]

I agree this is terrible... thai green curry is my favourite dish... but doesnt it have mushrooms in it?

[@user-ru2sb9yk8k]

"Pestle and mortar can do uncle rogers favorite thing POUNDING" ima gonna use this too hahaha

[@strawberrycupcake6473]

@@ethanmoua49 how would they know

[@linevenelite9603]

As a Norwegian that knows food is a big part of the national soul, and also loves proper thai food, I cry tears made of brown cheese and hug my smoked salmon tight, in solidarity with the Thai people.

[@jamiengo2343]

Brown cheese? Wat??

[@Antagonisten]

@@jamiengo2343 big chance you would throw the cheese at me and say you hate me. And that is the reponse i have had trying to introduce people not from Norway on that. :)

[@savinggift158]

Three green chillies and no seeds ...... This is hard to watch

[@HikaruFX12645]

In my mum's recipe, we put at least 8-10 chillis no matter what's the colour. And crush all salt white pepper galangal chilli and a little shrimp paste together then season with sugar (brown sugar or traditional jaggery) She will cook a fatty coconut milk with all paste until it's going hot. Put some beef or pork + some a little hot water. Cook it for a while until a meat is done. Then season with fish sauce and serve. I miss my mum so bad now.

[@arkose1058]

Im thai

[@nataliarosselya4126]

Oh my gosh, im so happy that he made this tutorial! I prepared this so called Thai Green Curry for my brother and he hasn't woken up for 2 days! Thank you so much!

[@chanxuenmeng]

💀

[@itrashcant7947]

Wow, he must be having a really good dream to stay asleep for so long!

[@Roshikiki]

Bro got in a coma lol but he must be dreaming of Thai Green Curry if he were to be asleep for that long

[@superlikesoupbruhmobile1793]

@@itrashcant7947 that mushroom really did something

[@nanoxlasher]

As a Thai, Jamie's green curry is by far the most cursed Thai dish I've ever seen.... My pestle and mortar in the kitchen are crying right now HAIYA

[@tan_0562]

I use mine jntil it shatterd lmao

[@babeniscrew]

I'm really not sure if there are any good green curry videos on KZbin. At least I haven't seen one

[@BFrydell]

I am just confused. Any green curry can be called "green curry." If it's green, and it's curry, you can call it "green curry." Tf is wrong with Jamie's recipe here? Uncle Roger just wants to complain this week

[@แจ่ม-ฌ3ธ]

@@BFrydell In Jamie's video it's not just "green curry", it's THAI green curry as you can see

[@chngern]

Coz his video subject is “Thai Green Curry” not just a green curry ok?

[@rachaelwillis6028]

“He don’t even have pestle and mortar but he crushed all my hopes and dreams” 🤣😂🤣😂😘😂 best quote of my entire life.

[@jevinliu4658]

Uncle Roger doesn't even have a grill in front of him yet he roasted that guy into ashes

[@kavitharaju9123]

@@jevinliu4658 lol so true🤣

[@Hellamoody]

"😘"???

[@rachaelwillis6028]

@@Hellamoody accidentally snuck in so I left it 😂🤣

[@Hellamoody]

@@rachaelwillis6028 lmaoo oooh okay 😂

[@roji556]

As someone who's half Thai, me and my Thai Grandmother agree that 1. This isn't Thai Green Curry and 2. We'd rather eat prepackaged green curry from the store.

[@CamelotGaming]

At least the packaged curry might Look like curry.

[@jwoolman5]

I just bought a frozen Amy’s Kitchen vegan Thai Green Curry meal a few days ago. I don’t eat meat or fish and am allergic to egg and dairy, so let’s not start a fight about it being vegan. I also don’t cook, so no argument about frozen package. I know what Thai means but I have no idea what green curry is or Thai cuisine in general, being of Irish extraction with no knowledge of Irish cuisine either (although my mother gave us green water on St. Patrick’s Day) So it will be an adventure. Probably a completely inauthentic adventure, but hopefully tasty enough. Perhaps the phrase “Thai green curry-like” would work, or “homage to Thai green curry” or “vaguely resembling Thai green curry” or “based on a comment by a German about Thai green curry.”

[@CamelotGaming]

@@jwoolman5 Jamie Oliver on an alt account doing damage control.

[@GravesLilDarkAngel]

@@jwoolman5 My friend, I know trolls like to attack vegans thus you felt the need for the detailed explanation but I also feel you would have won over many with the last bit of your post. The bit about based on a German comment about curry made me choke on my tea. Well done.

[@commenter4898]

Prepackaged food are usually quite good here in Asia. If you serve them in restaurants with nice plating most customers would not notice. I wouldn't trust a Western brand to make proper Asian prepackaged food though.

[@RGZTheMcWestonProblem]

fun fact for specifically uncle roger: he didnt have the pestle and mortar because the video of the TGC was made in 2016, the malasiyan fish video was made later.

[@scarlett8782]

as a home cook who makes Thai curries all the time, I can personally guarantee that this curry must taste like literally nothing. there is actually no seasoning or flavor in it, actually none - notice that he didn't even add salt.

[@senggaopurusa8843]

You don't need to guarantee it. I can already know it is bland asf by the picture.

[@jamesmacleod671]

A bit like his bland pasta sauces that he brought out, absolutely no flavour in them.

[@EarlyBirdCraft]

🤣🤣🤣

[@scarlett8782]

@@senggaopurusa8843 true. I probably should have known how bad it would be as soon as he threw 1 cup of unwashed rice into a pot with two cups of water... the correct ratio is 1:1, and even most white people know that you have to wash rice. I'm 99% sure that the rice packaging also tells you explicitly to wash it... guess Jamie reads as well as he cooks.

[@Muth]

b-b-b-but... HE PUT A PINCH OF CUMIN AND 3. WHOLE. CHILIS!

[@hoodiepen]

As a Filipino, the moment Jamie said that two cups of water is the perfect equation for cooking rice-is already an insult to my pointer finger.

[@101falcon]

2 cups of water for 1 cup of rice.... And the rice wasn't washed.... No wonder why it almost turned into porridge. Also how on earth does 1 cup feed 4 people, are they birds!!! 2 cups feed 3 in my house and sometimes that's not enough, even living alone I've never made only 1 cup.

[@randomdude1489]

​@@101falcon Fr, in my househould, it's 1 cup per person. There are 5 of us so we cook 5 cups per meal, and sometimes even 5 1/2.

[@masterbleach435]

If he tried to use 1 cup of rice for 4 people in the motherland, even the squatters would try to fight him

[@sage0925]

My Filipino FIL taught me how to cook rice. That is not how you do it. My pointer finger agrees with you.

[@KappaDaKappa]

My Thai neighbour taught me to place your (arched) hand almost flat on top of the washed rice and pour enough water to just cover to your knuckle - Heavy lid/towel and turn off the heat when you can't hear the water boiling anymore. Best technique I've had for fluffy rice!

[@ThisOffendsMeTV]

I can’t believe everyone considers Jamie Oliver Gordon Ramsay’s “rival” lmao worlds apart Gordon is a true chef. He usually respects traditional recipes and has an insanely high culinary IQ. I’ve never liked Jamie, but your videos on him have really made me dislike him more lol

[@prodbyDxv]

I agree unless it comes to Italian food. That makes me want to die

[@EmotionallyExhaustedPuppy]

When worlds collide. 😆 Glad to see you're also an Uncle Roger fan. 😁

[@chrisassemble1282]

I think you struck at the heart of what sets them apart. Gordon Ramsay is a chef first, TV personality second. Jamie Oliver isn't a chef at all.

[@ElderDragonBrasil]

I never read so much b****t in my life (ok, I've read, lol). Gordon is public enemy number one in Italy, for butchering our traditional food!

[@CrankyBarista]

Gordon's been roasted too. He doesnt do everything right either.

[@firefly4f4]

The opposite of imposter syndrome would be Dunning-Kruger. It's when you know nothing about the subject but think you know everything.

[@ziqqerlad]

@@firefly4f4 i learn something new other than cooking today, thanks

[@DavidAbyssal]

Many people on ingeneer degrees has this about just two years in the field... They break the effect by learning more...

[@dingdongism]

People online are always misrepresenting Dunning-Kruger, because they learn and use it as a meme. Dunning-Kruger isn't what you say it is, and it's not the opposite of Imposter Syndrome.

[@siradachotsasitorn7221]

So I'm Thai, and I do agree with everything that Uncle Roger has said. I laugh with sadness at every process Jamie Oliver did.

[@MyNevaeh]

Bro I'm white and I don't agree with anything Jamie did.

[@amkimm1435]

+++++ this is too cruel for thai like us ;-; อยากเอาไม้เบสบอลตีเชฟ

[@boommer6074]

เค้าไปเอาสูตรไหนมาทำกันเนี่ย มันไม่ใช่แกงเขียวหวานแล้วว้อยยยยย

[@tjtwio]

5555555

[@thaistranger4181]

ไฮยาาา

[@namethan9742]

Can’t imagine how mad Jamie’s ancestors must be, they invaded half the world for spices and flavours only for him not to use any of them

[@hana3464]

this

[@ColtGColtG]

no he uses them, just in totally wrong ways, applications, and amounts

[@ariadneschild8460]

😅😂

[@katiekat8478]

I detect no lies in this statement….carry on….

[@mabinty]

And how do yoy know his ancestors invaded half the world, you know his personal family history

[@amyhatch3761]

My mum is a great cook but sometimes when I was growing up she’d make a meal that was just bad and every time I’d be like mum what’s this nonsense and every time she would say it’s a Jamie Oliver recipe. I’m not even lying 😂

[@filofteia1]

Many Thanks for delivering the best excuse ever. Will deffo use that every time my food fails and I need to make my kids eat it

[@amyhatch3761]

@@filofteia1 😅

[@Jochen-iq8vx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahahaha I'm dying!

[@anabellecoetzer442]

I have loved cooking since I was 14, but I hated Jamie Oliver's cooking since I saw him on TV first. His food is so bland that my German ancestors cry.

[@tengkuluqmanhakim291]

My mum used to cook curry from Jamie Oliver recipe because she said it looks 'nice' That was the last time she tried Jamie Oliver recipe. It's so bland and tasteless!

[@davey1602]

No Englishman would put mushrooms in any kind of curry, let alone use Basmati in a Thai dish. Jamie is what we would call "a knob". Mind you, I use minced beef in my Bolognese and fully expect to be disembowelled by Italians :D

[@dink7458]

@@davey1602 wait what? how would you make bolognese without mince?

[@davey1602]

@@dink7458 The original way; tomatoes, garlic, herbs, etc. A lot of Italian cuisine is pasta and sauce, with some kind of bread on the side.

[@dink7458]

@@davey1602 so they don’t have any meat?

[@EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99]

@@dink7458 My mother's family is Italian. Spaghetti bolognese isn't actually an Italian dish. They rarely add meat to pasta. Seafood with spaghetti is common, but adding beef or chicken, mince or meatballs, this isn't Italian. Some people might eat tagliatelle with ragu which is made by cooking already cooked casserole meat in the sauce until it disintegrates, but it looks nothing like bolognese.

[@dink7458]

@@EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99 wow I had no idea

[@alexanderhurtig4170]

I dont even cook that much but when i saw Jamie take the rice out with a fork, and you can hear him scraping the bottom of that pan, made me feel the pain roger was feeling

[@brandimullins8813]

I stopped fluffing my rice with a fork cause all it did was break up the cooked grains of rice and made it mushy. now i just use chopsticks for every step of my rice cooking process (cause i don't have a rice cooker sadly lmfao)

[@pixystixnfairycrack]

I love how his own food makes him gag and then he doesn't take another bite. He just pushes it around the bowl.

[@DiddyDoesDraw]

Bout to comment this

[@King-pv8fk]

@@heisenberg19989 I tried 4 of his recipes and went to 2 of his restaurants. I can confirm that it's shit

[@peanutbutterman9817]

His food is really bad. Majority of chefs know he is a moron.

[@twentyfoor8526]

@@King-pv8fk เข้าจัยตั้งแต่เข้าผัดแระทำไมร้านอาหารถุงปิด555หลานกรูสามขวบยังผัดข้าวอร่อยกว่าเจมมี่

[@justlyn7563]

ayo he didn't even wash the rice 🥲 HAIYAAA

[@bullypopful]

"He the Usain Bolt of fucking up" is the quote that caused me to subscribe

[@melloanaligia]

SAME BWAHAHAHA

[@thomasdl0613]

Can we say he's the Jon Gruden of fu*king up?

[@dumisanimjojo6336]

Same Here loool

[@randomcrap4230]

Mine was the Gordon Ramsay one where he called Gordon a "wok fuckboy" for using two woks instead of one 😂😂😂

[@Pynkfoxx_]

I swear i spit my blunt out when i heard that bc. I-😩🤣🤣🤣😂

[@alexanderwee2055]

6:46 “it gonna taste like mushroom sweat haiyaaaaa” I lost it here and started crying from laughter 😭😭😭

[@Starboy86]

“It’s easy to be fast if every step is wrong.” This is actually pretty profound.

[@scpfoundation8757]

Agreed

[@synchronizedelbow5702]

Sky's the limit when you don't give a shit.

[@kukupalad3444]

this line is very asian lol

[@tanyaroy9524]

Agreed

[@supersolidsnake23]

@@synchronizedelbow5702 profound

[@dannykidwell4271]

Someone start a petition for Uncle Roger and Gordon Ramsay to roast Jamie Oliver… for charity!

[@evancrum6811]

Would love it

[@MiMi-xc7ks]

I would absolutely watch that!

[@theolanderdilag3872]

Please

[@adedow1333]

You got 312 people on the list!

[@DavoniusDAGYMRAT]

FOR CHARITY!

[@alzez01]

As a Thai, I almost died from watch Jammie's Green curry.

[@andreana848]

Haiyahhh

[@refatkibria8151]

Haiyaaaa Jamie and his “Korean” style food was just soul crushing

[@refatkibria8151]

Jamie with Asian dishes : he fucc it up

[@saruki_opera_ayano_]

same 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@deanstanley2125]

He didn't make it right he make it white.

[@ellak3160]

I am happy that Polish cuisine is not so popular. Jamie will never know that pierogi, zurek or karpatka exist and won't try to "cook" it.

[@johnnopeyy4129]

😂

[@skykes8815]

"8 seconds in, already mistakes. He's the Usain Bolt of fucking up." That one caught me off guard LMFAO😂🤣

[@magnusbg]

Instant regret, just took a big gulp of monster. Now I need a cleaning crew

[@daebak7370]

...New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative

[@matchesmalone566]

'thai smoothy" 😂

[@TheMetalicsound]

I'm Spanish and happy to know that Jamie Oliver is not only fucking up Spanish foods

[@RjPlayin_Fr]

wait he does spanish food???

[@Meecheer]

wow there's a whole world of jamies cuisine out there

[@owlhatch3812]

He messes up English dishes too.

[@fabioconsonni3232]

I'd never want to see a paella "cooked" by that man.

[@DavidPiniella]

@@RjPlayin_Fr arguably, no.

[@vincentguy]

I'm Thai, I can assure you that it isn't. It's wrong in many ways. Uncle Roger got everything right. If you want to know how delicious the real Thai green curry is. You have to follow Uncle Roger. Jamie should go on vacation.

[@iladact1520]

ยายที่บ้านร้องไห้แล้ว​

[@tolerating_it13]

555

[@tongthanakorn6484]

Any typical Thai's who knows how to do it properly is moaning like uncle Roger lol

[@masony3123]

I think maybe you were trying to reply someone ?

[@iiiviii9354]

Im thai confirm this comment is real.

[@TheXell]

It's actually amazing. I know NOTHING about cooking, much less Asian cuisine, but even I sat up when Jamie somehow puts mushrooms in curry.

[@cuttolipta]

im crying Jamie.. a guy from Thailand

[@jakkapatjiravaranon]

Fuiiyohh Cutto is here

[@miabotan7914]

มาดูกะเขาด้วยเหรอพี่คัตโตะ? ทำไปได้ อวสานแกงเขียวหวาน OMG!

[@cHemon]

OMG P’Cutto 55555

[@pitaruthailongyan4667]

HAHAHAHA!!

[@TheHenry971]

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@cayde6124]

I'm half Thai my grandma's full Thai and taught me how to cook this I'm actually surprised uncle Rodgers knows this much about Thai culture

[@fantasytky28]

Simple. He is Malaysian which is neighbors of Thailand. Hence familiar with Thai food is normal

[@cayde6124]

@Armin arlert xD green curry is my favorite dish too so this kinda pissed me off

[@itsmeparker421]

Doesn’t look like green thai curry

[@kushchronic697]

He just know how to cook not know the thai culture

[@kushchronic697]

@Armin arlert sorry i made mistake iin the comment. What i mean was uncle rogger is a good chef but he dont know that much of a thai culture

[@kitkatcitcat5761]

imagine being picked up by a farmer, fresh out of the garden, just to see Jamie Oliver

[@user-ft3ul5lp6z]

💀💀💀💀this commeeeeent

[@hockey1freak]

Didn’t know you can grow jars of chili jam from the garden 😝

[@Syn741]

and then wonder what the fuck you did in your past life that you have to die by jamie's hands

[@normanyemm8717]

A sad comment that made me chuckle, oh what have I done with my life !

[@VoidManArc]

Those ingredients deserve the bust funeral

[@PIZZA_SNIFFLERR]

As a thai kid my dead ancestors cried so much because of Jamie Oliver

[@shadowstorm1111]

Uncle Roger: "How many ancestors do you plan on making cry!?" Jamie Oliver: "YEIYAAH!"

[@andybolon5345]

*YEIYAAAAH

[@trishunawithspicegalz6196]

YAYYEAH

[@Didyus]

YAY-YEAH

[@jamiwestergard7339]

"This curry so white it about to book spa holiday". The nr1 funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Ever.

[@warpathcucucu]

No it’s not

[@madinga4]

@@warpathcucucu yes it is

[@thanhat3415]

What does it mean

[@marcog3529]

@@thanhat3415 it is a white thing to do. I don’t know why but it is true 😂.

[@T.Sullivan]

I mean it’s ok but if that’s the funniest thing you ever heard I feel sorry for you

[@pk79th]

I’m Thai, and i totally agreed with uncle Roger. That was an abomination of green curry. Dont call it Thai Green Curry please, call it ‘Jamie’s Green Chick Juice’

[@lephalacat]

" Don't brag about being fast, it's easy to be fast *if every step wrong* " - Uncle Roger, 2021.

[@cristinellaSAR]

"He's so clueless but confident. Where he gets all his confidence now?" X°D

[@darthcrowley5561]

I think it sits in he's huge tounge 🤷‍♂️

[@TramNguyen-zb9qv]

Lol....😜😜😝😝😂😂🤧🤧🤣🤣❤❤

[@MargaritaApologist]

From god, he literally gets it from the divine. His confidence isn’t human.

[@ilhamrahkmanriefda652]

I read this when hear this

[@AnkurPandeyef]

It seems to be a white thing, especially American and British

[@jaccaygill9109]

As a member of the british people we apologise sincerely for the existance of Jamie Oliver

[@Korawitbeam12]

lmao

[@arewealone9969]

Lol!!!

[@kazooha3508]

Give this guy more like

[@exablisss]

Apologies accepted - from a member of the Thai people

[@sharashazka]

5555555

[@boogaloo8134]

I as a white person, used to brag to people how great I could cook Indian curries that my mother taught me. Then one day my wife's new friend from India came to our house and showed me how to make Indian curry..... I felt ashamed and betrayed by my mothers teaching!

[@urthiti]

Don't be ashame! You know what goes wrong, then you have to correct it. Learning to aquire true knowledge, not to be ashame.

[@anaishealy5073]

🤣😂 I know the feeling hahaha. I didn't know up from down, had to re-evaluate my own life hahaha. But hey, if we enjoy what we cook, awesome. Even better if we can improve on that. 😁

[@ricrdoalcl3537]

Is always good to have room to grow!

[@nicolascastells4489]

lol

[@lilypad2714]

I honestly love Indian food, the flavours are amazing, but I have such a low spice tolerance, so I can only eat a tiny number of dishes :(

[@directorscarlett1932]

I feel like Jamie Oliver sees a finished meal and works backwards from there, without knowing the process

[@peonylarkspur645]

I think that’s how most of these (usually) white celebrity “chefs” operate

[@kabeermunjal349]

This is why I like Ramsey, he doesn't just cook things by looking stuff online or something, he literally goes to the country and learns from the people. He did an amazing job in India. If he cooks indian food for me, I bet it's gonna be authentic as hell. I know he did something similar to jamie in his thai green paste but he later went to thailand and learnt things properly

[@timellis7326]

You've obviously never seen him cook Pad Thai - kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqTcl4yAarSoack

[@larrylegreso9880]

Even Gordon Ramsay can't make a proper asian food.

[@TheSolfilm]

Yeaaaah.... did you see him cook a simple carbonara ? It's... original !

[@MagicSwagget12]

Gordon Ramsay can't make foccacia either

[@idkwhatthisis.]

That's why he has around 24 micheline stars

[@bariakun40]

I like how uncle roger is in so much pain that he almost break character.

[@AG.Floats]

Uh He did break character. Multiple times.

[@korosensei4873]

Kenma... :)

[@october.summer3126]

aw kenma!!!

[@korosensei4873]

Whos..,..kenm-

[@october.summer3126]

@@korosensei4873 aww hellu koro sensei! Kenma is one of the character from haikyu!!!

[@tekenaamamina273]

His confidence while he's destroying different cultural meals is outstanding

[@ZealothPL]

I think the worst part about Jamie Oliver isn't that he tries other things, its that the things he tries make no damn sense. His cooking is pretentious, expensive, complicated and annoying...for an end result that is just some incoherent bowl of sadness

[@M33838]

Maybe he does it his way. Whats wrong with a differnt recipe if taste good?

[@ZealothPL]

@@M33838 it doesn't taste good, that's the problem.

[@KBWeeds]

@@M33838First, the dish he created wasn’t good. I used to try his dishes and overall they are bland as hell. Second, nothing wrong with making your own dish. Just don’t call it “Thai Green Curry” or whatever because it’s not that.

[@filippetrula1234]

he is like a disney of cooking, change everything in the original but keep the same name for it :D

[@KappaDaKappa]

Thai green curry paste has a minumum of 15 ingredients and I've never managed to get it close to tasting like my local Thai restaurant - They said you can get the best crab paste from Thai markets (hard to find a store ready jar brand).

[@pudgethebutcher1305]

2 things Jamies Oliver always fucked up without fail: 1. Rice 2. Asian food

[@destinylindo8027]

And you forgot jerk rice

[@domeniquemercullo4661]

I'm an asian but I'm no cook but from what I know and what I grew up on is that curry should have its coconut milk. This is like a vegan trying hard to cook a vegan food that would taste like meat.

[@gloferj]

Non-white food basically...

[@serialmemer]

@@destinylindo8027 that still gives me ptsd

[@livierainbow9052]

Hiya

[@lukeimyafada2270]

as a child, my mother was very abusive, she would ALSO force me to eat the most horrendous food, george foreman grilled steak, cooked all the way through and dry asf, and steamed bok choy that was just waterlogged and horrible. it just clicked to me that she loved to watch jamie oliver on tv jamie, thanks for taking part in my childhood trauma

[@chairsilver2]

dang, sorry to hear that

[@lukeimyafada2270]

@@chairsilver2 eh, its fine, i came to terms with it a while ago

[@MecTecher]

When you grow up hating vegetables because they taste terrible. Then you realise it's only because your parents watch TV chefs like Jamie Oliver and cook it very wrong.

[@lukeimyafada2270]

@ShariaFreeUK she was a bad person overall, at least it motivated me to cook better

[@lukeimyafada2270]

I can only imagine uncle rogers outrage at my take on a cottage pie xD

[@poggersman544]

Now i know why Gordon dislikes Jamie so much. Gordon does cooking the traditional way while Jamie just sees a dish and makes it whiter than snow

[@scpfoundation8757]

MR PRINGLES!!!!!!!!

[@poggersman544]

@@scpfoundation8757 no no. It’s Poggers Man

[@rachel-wx5tv]

white like his pork belly in that ramen video

[@kingslayer_david502]

Gordon did make pad thai wrong tho, lol. But I guess he's changed since then

[@jyotiradityasatpathy3546]

@@kingslayer_david502 but at least he tries to make it traditional and authentic.

[@joshuaaaronfinn3212]

You are simply hilarious! I laughed at every step of this journey. I don't know how to cook but your reaction to this guy not knowing how to cook is priceless. At one point I thought about writing him a letter to tell him to stop, but then I thought this is great job security for you😅😅

[@spinkcial7011]

Jamie Oliver’s dictionary: Green curry (n.) a pot of soup with whatever green things he can find. I’m Thai and this is almost as depressing as our shitty government.

[@ChaiSuBin]

Malaysian here. Watching this hurts.

[@Angiehabiiimil]

Same as me. Watching this pains me a lot.

[@rosiral9461]

ดูแล้วไม่พูดไอหยานะ พูดไอเชี่ยทั้งคลิปอยากให้แม่ตีมือเหลือเกินแล้วสอนตั้งแต่เริ่มใหม่ ดูแล้วหงุดหงิดแทนลุงแก55555

[@codenamereal6277]

ชิทโกเวอร์เมนต์555555555555555555

[@marshallhan7814]

hope ur government treat u better bro. just listening to your metaphor makes me feel bad. Love.

[@TheMartyrsMilitia]

“This curry is so white, it’s about to book spa holiday”. YOU are hilarious 😂 😂😂😂

[@lovelaughlivebyfaith]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4bFiYl8pKyiZ8k

[@raepambid135]

well he was right. The final look is white

[@maxpower4781]

Are you surprised Jamie Oliver is a hack

[@Nst3204]

Steph curry

[@liljay355]

@S bruh what 😂😂

[@TobyJBall]

You know he’s legitimately mad when he almost breaks character talking about the mushrooms.

[@maiarobinson3931]

😭🤣🤣

[@raletti75]

Thank you for expressing what I've felt about him for the last 20+ years 😂

[@bayvijitakula8058]

After Gordon Ramsay’s Pad Thai video, he improved his Thai cooking, at least he went around the country to learn our cooking tradition but this guy, Jamie, most of his Asian dishes still look like puke to me… I’m crying, my ancestors are crying. It might be okay if he calls it “Jamie’s Greenie Soup” his curry paste is not at all thai green curry paste. Thank you Uncle Roger, for defending our Thai food.

[@vermis8344]

Jamie Oliver learned to cook in Italy. I have no idea where he learned (or didn't learn) to cook Thai food.

[@superior_nobody07]

Yeah i can respect Gordon for Traveling around the world and learning about cooking in different countries and different parts of countries. Jaime on the other hand, it's just a mess with him.

[@techtutorial9050]

When Jamie Oliver cook asian dishes he just goes of his senses which doesn't apply for asian food

[@pakikipagbardagulan71]

@@vermis8344 idc if he learned to cook in italy, im pretty sure any chef would want to respect a dish and not butcher it

[@RandomUserX99]

@@pakikipagbardagulan71 he doesn't give a shit about respecting Asians, that's why. Notice all those bashing he gets from his fucked up fried rice, he had ZERO response. He just doesn't care about Asians as a proud white chef lol

[@Lookkainoi]

As Thai, this is not green curry. This is not like adapted recipe for foreigner who cannot find the ingredients. Hai-yah I meant by just watching this video, you can already tell that taste and smell are not even close to the real green curry. For anyone who love to see the correct recipe, I would recommend Pailin Hot kitchen’s channel too. She is Thai, speak in English perfectly, very easy to follow. Since she lives somewhere away from Thailand, she also has a good sense about what you can use as substitute for rare/tropical ingredients

[@omgwth7567]

Your last paragraph is what's in my mind. Thanks 🙏🇹🇭

[@Captain.Pugwash]

She lives in Canada, I think. She is trained in classical European cuisines and of course knows Thai food like the back of her hand cuz she grew up there. Plus she's great at explaining things. And has an infectious enthusiasm.

[@DeltaAssaultGaming]

Pailin is hot

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

Thsnk you for the suggestion, I will check it out!

[@peterbayonet1266]

As a Thai, I understand how Italians feel when they see pineapple pizza or carbonara with cream. Let's hug. ❤️🤗🇮🇹🇹🇭🇮🇹🇹🇭🇮🇹🇹🇭🤗❤️

[@Alasswolf]

Carbonara with cream, the French recipe. You almost cannot find* another version and most of us in here don't know they don't use cream in Italia 😂 We like to put our fresh cream everywhere... like in curry, you know... 🎉😂💈🍴🇨🇵🍴💈😂🎉

[@queen_bee9426]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@natekong3596]

@@untseac wait until you try it...... yes it's disgusting.

[@MoniqueV119]

I mean.. I cook pasta with cream in variety of ways, but people need to stop claiming the pasta with cream as "Carbonara", no? 😂

[@pusitsangkayoolakul4351]

Carbonara is just egg and cheese

[@orion-9368]

9:00 so much metal on nonstick pan in the minute following xD.

[@LortsJailsus]

I’m from New Orleans and we eat rice with EVERYTHING. There’s NO WAY that would be enough rice for four people. I’m glad I found you because Jamie Oliver is the culinary devil.

[@toocoldtobother7271]

Right that amount of rice won't make it two seconds

[@KatKitty_]

@@toocoldtobother7271 i could eat a cup in five seconds I stg

[@murasakino101]

Right? It's just me and my parents but I always make at least 6 cups of rice. I have to make extra since my dad can eat at least 3 by himself lmao. If my other siblings come over, I'd make more

[@weaver3636]

Can he even cook?

[@zeno7159]

@@weaver3636 i think not

[@kannyty6836]

I'm Thai people Ginger - Hmm, it can be confusing. Blender - Well, it's more convenient. Three peppers - ok I'm afraid it's spicy, foreigner. Chicken thigh meat - ammm.....ok Stir-fry the chicken first - let's just say it can be confusing. All kinds of mushrooms - Wait a minute, what? Green Peas - You!!!! , you stop now! Sprinkle chili, etc. - !!!! Ladle into the yucky rice. Like porridge - ......... * CRY *

[@SSUNATTHAAT-AE]

THAI GREEN SEEM TO F*CK *P

[@velarowo]

Only 1 cup for 3 persons? I eat like 1.5 cup

[@paulstein655]

The only mushrooms that belong in green curry is straw mushrooms.

[@SSUNATTHAAT-AE]

Green Thai carry not have mushrooms!!!

[@HaradaCh]

@@SSUNATTHAAT-AE or the pea

[@hokoon]

I'm Thai, and agree with everything uncle roger said.

[@Card_Anurak]

Yes , So do I . ใช่ครับ ที่เขาทำ มันไม่ใช่เลย

[@bigdadybeam5155]

@@genewsrwtn3465 Are you Thai dude?

[@GoToDie]

ง้อออ

[@GoToDie]

Everything he say is true gotta go with uncle roger

[@centerdivine]

@@genewsrwtn3465 u go away

[@timseidelll]

You see, from the ending it's made clear that this "green curry" is to be enjoyed when you're blackout drunk, thus forgeting it in the morning.

[@yuttapongamatayakul7472]

Honestly, Uncle Roger did not overreact. I could say this because I am Thai. I was watching this video with my grandmom and she was like 'WTF' ''What shit is he cooking?''

[@bakedjohnwick4793]

I don’t understand why he feels the need to change cuisine that is already perfect. 🤦‍♂️

[@chen1759]

i am not even thai but love thai food and idk why does he even call this a green curry XD

[@bib4eto656]

I'm Eastern European, and even I got angry, as someone who's always trying to cook foreign cuisine as genuine as possible. I mean, does he say "hey this isn't real Thai green curry"? What if someone wants to cook good curry, finds this, and then thinks it's their own fault for getting shit result? :C

[@shantelfox5742]

I never even eaten or seen green Thailand curry and i feel Jamie Oliver fucked it up

[@yuttapongamatayakul7472]

Actually, the way he deseeded the chilies literally made me cry. Because almost Thai food is way more better when you eat them with spicy taste. Anyway, if you love spicy and strong taste food, I recommend Thai green curry. I bet you’ll love it.

[@felixli6708]

I get that Uncle Roger is really a comedian, but his food critic is spot on for this one

[@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash]

thats the whole reason his skits work - if he wasnt solid at criticizing the actual product it would just come across as obnoxious

[@eauhomme]

Pretty much no accent and deeper voice when he says in the outtakes "Oh, this video is gonna be painful." (12:34) The accent is part of the comedy, like Larry the Cable Guy (who's actually from Nebraska and has a neutral accent) or Gedde Watanabe (Long Duk Dong in "Sixteen Candles", really Gary Watanabe from Ogden, Utah.)

[@ileri-tu2dk]

@@eauhomme Everyone has an accent lol. He just has a British accent when he speaks naturally.

[@SpriteStrikerAnimates]

@@ileri-tu2dk He doesn't even have a British accent

[@ileri-tu2dk]

@@SpriteStrikerAnimates His accent is British mixed with his home Country.

[@KyanosBFF]

Uncle Roger lost his accent like three times, that's how bad Jamie Oliver's curry was

[@truelingoism]

He broke accent because of pure anger

[@avil-ion5231]

Im from the Philippines, i went to Thailand 3years ago and amazed by the food especially green curry., Then jamie oliver made one, worst green curry dish i've ever since. Its not for human consumption!

[@KW_94_25]

@@avil-ion5231 no1 cares

[@KW_94_25]

@Reigning Rants your subs say it all virgin

[@HomemadeDeer]

@@KW_94_25 Damn why did you comment when you dont care

[@rosaaponte3814]

"This curry so white it's about to book spa holiday" Had me laughing 😂😂

[@masorage408]

Uncle Roger was so shocked, he didn´t even notice that Jamie was using a fork to eat the rice

[@areinnyulia3894]

He also didn’t notice Jamie didn’t wash his rice. A crime for all true asian.

[@39houndsteps]

And he used “light” coconut milk🤦🏽‍♀️

[@manekinder]

@@39houndsteps Also a "vegetarian" fish sauce. How can a fish product be vegetarian?

[@teachd.marshall6147]

Oh I didn't notice that either.

[@integreetkonstruksi4628]

@@areinnyulia3894 ah u brought that up, now war is coming

[@wildlavender1981]

I’m Thai people I really want to cry over what I saw Jamie do.

[@thehammerman4436]

I know right? How many ways can someone screw up a cultural icon? We should make a proper curry for him and make him eat it side by side with that tripe he made in the vid. Proper curry has me sweating by the third bite :)

[@crush5051]

Same--🤧 ไม่ไหวจริงๆ โมโหแทน55555

[@aejanxd489]

I laughed sooo hard bruuh xD

[@aejanxd489]

@Albert Einstein xD

[@tangmaes.2768]

I'm Thai and this is so painful cooking vdo ever hahaha. this is not Thai green curry at all. My grandma would cry over and over if I show this recipe. I can't imagine the taste from his ingredients. 😣😣

[@grahamb7947]

As a British person, I'm just gonna make sure you know: We do not claim him as one of us. Most British people can't stand the man who killed Turkey Twizzlers lol

[@aquietgirlcalledsoph739]

I was about to say the same! 😁😁

[@NEEDbacon]

I had to look up what a Turkey Twizzler was. But yes, Jamie can get bent for that.

[@Bread-nx9fo]

wtf is a turkey twizzler

[@larryc1616]

he's a harmless clown and not nearly as bad as piers morgan though. so glad he went back to england.

[@Hugh_de_Mortimer]

You lost me at turkey twizzlers, never had one but I can get behind the rest.

[@dice6338]

Uncle Roger will adore the place in the UK called Giggling Squid, its one of the best Thai places ever! And the Green Curry is authentic!

[@crackerjacked8278]

The place in Winchester?

[@bassetts1899]

"this curry is so white, it's about to book a spa holiday" okay that got a proper laugh from me. So funny EDIT: it's my birthday today (3 August) please wish me happy bday because my friends forgot

[@bankBF]

I bet he got this from Uncle Ramsay.

[@ThomasLindegaardJensen]

That was the highlight indeed. 5555 as they say around here :)

[@ClaudiaNW]

Happy birthday!

[@truelingoism]

Happy one year closer to dying

[@truelingoism]

Rip :')

[@potatomanuno7038]

The internet is incredible, this celebrity chef's most famous critic is a man on the internet who is famous for pronouncing v as w and putting his leg down from a chair when hes really disappointed. What a time to be alive

[@nicolesetterfield]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vegeta1885]

But the cherry on the top he is right.

[@เจนจิราแซ่หลุก]

"Don’t make it your own, make it Thai please."

[@erica-elfriedemarik6647]

Exactly, especially if you call it " Thai green curry" instead of "Jamie style curry".... 😀😃🙂🙃

[@thebattlebarley2308]

@@erica-elfriedemarik6647 You mean 'chili jam Thai curry'

[@MrHalleluya73]

@@thebattlebarley2308 ew disgusting

[@thebattlebarley2308]

@@MrHalleluya73 Yeah agree Mr.Chili jam doesn't know how to cook

[@randomcurrypuff6237]

Doesn’t even have eggplants :(

[@kotchapakmaneechote2062]

As a Thai myself eating Thai Green Curry right now, I feel your pain. This is just British green soup, it's not how Thai Green Curry is. สำหรับคนไทยอย่างผมกินแกงเขียวหวานตอนนี้ ฉันรู้สึกถึงความเจ็บปวดของคุณจริงๆ นี่คือซุปเขียวอังกฤษ ไม่ใช่แกงเขียวหวาน Just a side note, mushrooms may not be found on Thai Green (or red) Curry, but it's found in Tom Yum, the mushrooms is the correct ingredient for that, not the Green Curry. ขอจดโน้ตอีก เห็ดอาจจะไม่พบในแกงเขียวหวาน(หรือแกงเผ็ด)ก็ตาม แต่มันพบในต้มยำ ซึ่งเห็ดเป็นวัตถุดิบที่ถูกในแกงนี้หละครับ ไม่ใช่แกงเขียวหวาน

[@jinnyjane1213]

If he just serves it without telling me what it is, I would never guess it is a Thai dish let alone seeing it as green curry. His cooking pain me so badly my ancestors are crying in the grave.

[@putumixclips]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MusicWithMyFriends]

bless you LMAO

[@SilverishKitten]

Those green peas were just weird

[@jigsawtrading]

My kids got me into Uncle Roger. I've been in Asia 23 or so years. If you are Western and wondering if he's exaggerating about how badly these dishes are being made. Nope. These dishes are as common as chicken soup out here. This is food regular people cook here, how they get them so wrong is a mystery. Keep it up Uncle

[@Powered1Buttercup]

They do it wrong because they want to make their “own version” of the dish, but at that point it’s not even the dish they’re claiming it is

[@MustKnowStory]

@ShariaFreeUK Maybe should name the dish as UK green curry then!

[@grimoireweissfan6969]

@ShariaFreeUK then why name it thai green curry? should have just called it jamie oliver's green "curry"

[@grimoireweissfan6969]

@ShariaFreeUK I sincerely hope you're joking.

[@grimoireweissfan6969]

@ShariaFreeUK because i have an opinion on food? 🧐🧐🧐

[@jaceitup]

Not only is he speaking facts, he’s a comedian while roasting as well - subbed

[@enesf.9861]

Is Jamie Oliver the Comedian or uncle Roger?

[@WindowsUniversal]

@@enesf.9861 uncle roger

[@enesf.9861]

@@WindowsUniversal are you sure? Because all of his dishes seems to be a joke.

[@naazrael]

@@enesf.9861 Jamie Oliver is a clown it's different

[@IshaSharma11]

True

[@purge4300]

"He The Usain Bolt of Fucking Up" -Uncle Roger

[@tosmile5143]

The way he tried to achieve the iconic green color of the paste with coriander- the thai in my blood died a little (read:a lot). If your curry paste doesn’t make me tear up, i dont want it.

[@sbaxter3252]

Yes, this! That's too much coriander, when he could just make it the proper way with chilis. He act like he doesn't know any Thai ppl or how to read

[@noodlesnook]

@@sbaxter3252 also it doesn’t always have to be green to be considered green curry. my ( thai ) grandma’s green curry is a kinda yellowish color and i see a lot of restaurants in thailand have orange-colored green curry.

[@anitaekpo3170]

lmaooooooooooo

[@FrozenStellar]

There are worse things. At some point in my school years ago we had a week to work as interns, which I kept ignoring until I had to take one as a cook. I was in a restaurant where they produced some things en masse beforehand and kept it in one of their freezing rooms and replacing 70 Liter of produce or more can be pricey. They fucked up I believe it was a mint pesto by cooking it way too hot destroying the chlorophyll in the process and to avoid punishment they did something crazy. It looked like grey sludge at that point so they put in woodruff syrup to get the green color back and then added more ingredients until they couldn't taste the syrup anymore. The funny thing is they somehow got away with it, without anyone noticing it. woodruff syrup (= "Waldmeistersirup" is a vivid green colored concentrate for fizzy drinks and cocktails and has a unique and pretty intense flavor)

[@noodlesnook]

@@FrozenStellar COCKTAIL SYRUP? IN PESTO?

[@MrVovansim]

Why am I learning more about cooking from a comedian than from a chef and restauranteur?

[@yuqingchan8766]

because uncle roger fancy

[@nimzzy-w-dapiggyd9227]

Lol true

[@jwork5680]

Because Jamie Oliver only good at making italian cuisines 💀

[@ETurner_UK]

Cos Jamie Oliver is a cowboy. He only became 'famous' because his head chef was too busy to do a ravioli demonstration. Then he became a tv 'chef'

[@thunderx2664]

I’m pretty sure uncle roger is the chef and Jamie is the comedian

[@firasyam6282]

usually, we see Nigel act as uncle roger overreacting, but now, you can see the pain in Nigel's eyes that he doesn't have to try to be disappointed

[@timothyogwynn3410]

I thought the same thing this time around… I was like dang he’s not even acting for half of this video.

[@zooman1036]

Couldn't agree more

[@98331688]

6:27 The shape of that big piece of mushroom is already crime against humanity haiyaa. Great video!

[@vinodsrivatsava]

As an Indian 1 cup of rice is for two people, and he just dropped it without washing.. this guy is killing me

[@khalraesh3176]

Same bro same, being from a rice eating state in India we are like 4 cups for 4 people.

[@xflippi551]

2cup Rice for me. 😊

[@rarepepe4849]

dont need to wash rice when you arent from a 3rd world country

[@vinodsrivatsava]

@Rare Pepe you do, rice still grows the same and has the same physical properties

[@Jimmy-ie5ix]

​@@rarepepe4849 it is not make the rice clean, is wash the starch away, the rice keep fluffy and chewy

[@MRoderick89]

Jamie's version of Green curry is just throw in green shit I'm surprised he didn't put in some grass from the garden

[@orangeinferno]

I could cook better and I don’t even cook. Im 15. I burn eggs. Dude sucks

[@MRoderick89]

@@orangeinferno he really does I think even Kays Cooking is not far behind Jamie Olive Oil 🤣

[@shirdiy1665]

@@MRoderick89 Kay is jamie olivers mom CONFIRMED?!?!

[@MRoderick89]

@@shirdiy1665 you could be correct

[@fahdabdullah4554]

Those damn vegan seating grass all the time

[@bobkowalski7655]

As Czech person, I am in pain from every step he did. You do not even need to be Thai to know he is fricking stuff up.

[@Bailonus]

It feels like he added all those additional vegetables and the mushrooms in with the cooking of the chicken because on some level. When he first cooked it as a test before the video. He noticed there wasn't enough food. So instead of going, 'I need more rice,' 'more chicken,' or even "my curry doesn't look like curry." But instead of going looking for a video on how to make curry, and then going. "Oh I need to mix my chopped spices and vegetables into the milk first, then pour in/on my chicken." He just added more to bulk up the meal, so it looks fuller.