Ms. Pat - Meeting Jimmy Carter - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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When Ms. Pat was working the register at McDonald's, a customer came in whom she was almost certain she recognized.
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@KTF0
@KTF0 9 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that this is one of Ms Pat's weaker stories.
@jefflabbecomedy
@jefflabbecomedy 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you tease me. Are you for real
@darknebula310
@darknebula310 5 жыл бұрын
Facts. She's hilarious.
@pierre-claudemeriot6562
@pierre-claudemeriot6562 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason the only time people are laughing is when she curses.
@zachperkins688
@zachperkins688 3 жыл бұрын
@@jefflabbecomedy You gotta listen to her podcast. I think Ms. Pat is funniest when she is just casually talking like she does on Joe Rogan for example. But she has a hilarious podcast where she'll just tell the most crazy fucked up stories, it's great.
@jefflabbecomedy
@jefflabbecomedy 3 жыл бұрын
@@zachperkins688 I ended up getting into her podcast after seeing long form interviews with her after this video. You're right, she's even better when she's just talking.
@lolmouf
@lolmouf 9 жыл бұрын
Good, just wish it was longer.
@HarvestMoon2049
@HarvestMoon2049 4 жыл бұрын
She was amazing, but that audience was kinda lame.
@pierre-claudemeriot6562
@pierre-claudemeriot6562 4 жыл бұрын
Remove all the "niggas " and curses and she's not that funny. But thanks for the heads up, if this is amazing no need to waste another 4 min of my life.
@imoj888
@imoj888 4 жыл бұрын
Pierre-Claude Meriot Bro, would you like some bandages for your knees? Seems like you’re on them a lot.
@riom.6091
@riom.6091 3 жыл бұрын
@@imoj888 What?
@neotagatg3238
@neotagatg3238 3 жыл бұрын
@@imoj888 what is wrong with you? Honestly The dude's right remove all the slur and cusing and it's a very weak story.
@LeftDownRightUpGaming
@LeftDownRightUpGaming 9 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Jimmy Carter tells that story.
@lollic307
@lollic307 4 жыл бұрын
:^(
@masonbennett6248
@masonbennett6248 4 жыл бұрын
Without the n word probably
@MrMariobrocca
@MrMariobrocca 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he does, with all th N words...
@Carlosdreamur
@Carlosdreamur 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrMariobrocca is jimmy carter racist?
@mikeypickett4468
@mikeypickett4468 4 жыл бұрын
“ I was very nervous talking to that African American woman... she was very aggressive with my meal...” -Jimmy Carter
@beckerboy1225
@beckerboy1225 9 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat is basically the female Joey Diaz. She is one funny gentile!
@mchepen
@mchepen 6 жыл бұрын
ha! thats pretty accurate
@7cperformance314
@7cperformance314 6 жыл бұрын
savage
@projectorlove9251
@projectorlove9251 6 жыл бұрын
Lucas Becker black people aren't the gentiles tho.
@williejohnson3866
@williejohnson3866 6 жыл бұрын
Projector Love Definition of gentile 1 often capitalized : a person of a non-Jewish nation or of non-Jewish faith; especially : a Christian as distinguished from a Jew
@underwhere5407
@underwhere5407 6 жыл бұрын
Projector Love - try reading that last line again, using Joey Diaz voice in your head.
@smecking
@smecking 8 жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that Jimmy Carter eats at McDonalds.
@PacifistSoap
@PacifistSoap 8 жыл бұрын
Once I was flying coach and I shit you not Jimmy Carter is walking around shaking everybody's hand on the entire plane and he gets to me and I actually recognize him. What other POTUS would do that?
@limp6129
@limp6129 5 жыл бұрын
smecking Jimmy Carter is a proud hamburger munchin American
@originalShorai
@originalShorai 5 жыл бұрын
Legend says that to this day if your house is destroyed in a natural disaster he'll appear to rebuild it, like a peanut growing Leprechaun.
@misfitbrit1989
@misfitbrit1989 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy also guest voiced himself on KOTH. Can't think of another President who would do that. He's just awesome!
@kirikayumura6015
@kirikayumura6015 4 жыл бұрын
I find it awesome that he didn't make a deal of the payment. like, supposedly walking up to the cashier and ordering as normal, not having anyone come before to say, "this bill is on the nation."
@Lazarus_G
@Lazarus_G 9 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I can only imagine Jimmy or the Secret Service agent telling their side of that story.
@loriwallace2590
@loriwallace2590 3 жыл бұрын
This crowd does NOT appreciate this woman! She is effing hilarous and this wasn't even one her strongest stories but still was great!
@Rebornthrudoom
@Rebornthrudoom 9 жыл бұрын
Love Ms. Pat. Hope she gets another shot to do a longer one!
@nicksurfs1
@nicksurfs1 5 жыл бұрын
Rebornthrudoom if that’s a joke about her other one... good job man
@gregg7233
@gregg7233 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicksurfs1 thats what Im hoping too.. hahaha
@10-AMPM-01
@10-AMPM-01 2 жыл бұрын
her show is being renewed for a second season on BET. I think she made it!
@josephgabiola
@josephgabiola 9 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat is hilarious! loved this episode
@sarrk1
@sarrk1 8 жыл бұрын
I've seen all of these so far, this is the funniest one. Ms PAAAAAAAAAT!!!
@Annawidmn
@Annawidmn 4 жыл бұрын
If anyone else told that story I would've called bullshit. But since it's Ms. Pat I don't doubt any second of it😂
@edmonix6457
@edmonix6457 5 жыл бұрын
I want the camera footage of Jimmy's face.
@lisaperry5999
@lisaperry5999 5 жыл бұрын
Her book Rabbit explains everything
@CytheriaXylia
@CytheriaXylia 9 жыл бұрын
And it comes to the point where I don't even know why I bother to read the comments anymore. I seriously don't have a clue. Everyone's shooting their opinions out of their assholes like a slot machine, but does any of it really matter? It doesn't.
@CytheriaXylia
@CytheriaXylia 8 жыл бұрын
***** And a warm welcome it is! 😂
@roxanneworld11
@roxanneworld11 8 жыл бұрын
+新入生愚かしい(C I X I) i hear you..i always say i won't read them anymore, if a video seems like it could be taken as controversial..but then i get too curious..again...why, oh why, do we do these things to ourselves?
@RabaalXer0
@RabaalXer0 8 жыл бұрын
+新入生愚かしい(C I X I) Because, sometimes, it's really damn funny.
@thebrain9384
@thebrain9384 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, you sound like the comedian! Thanks for your input.(Shooting your opinion.)
@thebrain9384
@thebrain9384 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, you sound like the comedian! Thanks for your input.(Shooting your opinion.)
@stefanzlatanovic9885
@stefanzlatanovic9885 9 жыл бұрын
She is funny as hell. You go girl
@Zirc0nium69
@Zirc0nium69 5 жыл бұрын
0:55 skip dat intro
@TehWinnerz
@TehWinnerz 5 жыл бұрын
i adore Ms Pat but if this is your first Ms Pat experience listen to her podcast or her latest Joe Rogan, she's amazing but this isn't really anywhere near her best
@zachperkins688
@zachperkins688 3 жыл бұрын
For real. I think she's funniest when she's just having a conversation like she does on her podcasts. I've seriously never laughed harder than I do listening to her podcasts
@donnaclayton8644
@donnaclayton8644 5 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat, you rock!!!
@shmupshmuppewpew5260
@shmupshmuppewpew5260 8 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat, you're so funny and super adorable!
@SanjuroSan
@SanjuroSan 9 жыл бұрын
They should take all the time given to that awkward npr chick and give it to Ms. Pat... I smell producer mischief........
@CandAgames
@CandAgames 9 жыл бұрын
well this is the first one that I actually burst out laughing lol
@Sinic818
@Sinic818 5 жыл бұрын
definately my favorite female comic
@jefflabbecomedy
@jefflabbecomedy 5 жыл бұрын
That shit blew my Fucking hair back. I haven't heard more than a dozen good stories yet this year. I hadn't heard this one yet
@rinnhart
@rinnhart 2 жыл бұрын
Ms Pat is America, she's the best of us.
@brianr6651
@brianr6651 6 жыл бұрын
Fucking love Ms. Pat. Amazing stuff
@OneManOneSea
@OneManOneSea 9 жыл бұрын
POWERFUL MISS PAT! Thank you for being funny as hell!
@rogerpalmer3723
@rogerpalmer3723 9 жыл бұрын
Loooove the Who's Your Daddy style intro!
@nicholas1254
@nicholas1254 9 жыл бұрын
its like the whole cast of forest gump in one person
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 7 жыл бұрын
Forget you people this story was hilarious. No need to be fucking vicious about the comic my god you sure as shit aren't doing stand up on TV hotshot commentators.
@klaudisssro806
@klaudisssro806 4 жыл бұрын
Love the intro
@chrisp2481
@chrisp2481 5 жыл бұрын
anything from Ms. Pat gets a thumbs-up from me.
@johnmcclane2401
@johnmcclane2401 9 жыл бұрын
JRE brought me here
@mint7073
@mint7073 9 жыл бұрын
I only came here to make a 4:20 joke
@andyph2011
@andyph2011 9 жыл бұрын
The best thing about that? My computer says the video is 4:19 long.
@BloodSpatterGaming
@BloodSpatterGaming 9 жыл бұрын
Andrew Huze Is it weird that I read that all in a Mitch Hedberg voice?
@BloodSpatterGaming
@BloodSpatterGaming 9 жыл бұрын
***** Ohhh!! came out of left field with that one dude, nice!
@kalebsmith4440
@kalebsmith4440 9 жыл бұрын
Lol and you didnt even make a joke. YOU HAD ONE JOB
@btron1234
@btron1234 9 жыл бұрын
Kaleb Smith lol
@tammiea8552
@tammiea8552 5 жыл бұрын
Omg!! She's fricken hilarious!! I love me some Ms. Pat!!!!
@ClarityFB
@ClarityFB 9 жыл бұрын
btw this is patrice oneals mom, if you dont know, patrice oneal was a fucking hilarious comic, one of the funniest that ever lived, the business just never gave him the shot he deserved. And he was diabetic and died from a stroke, it is very sad, he was going to be one of the greats. it sucks that he couldnt stop drinking that grape soda. if you love comedy please look up clips of him on the opie and anthony show.
@Domvelando
@Domvelando 9 жыл бұрын
holy shit dude thanks for the heads up. I knew about Patrice O'Neal because of Bill Burr but I had no idea she was hit mom wowww
@ClarityFB
@ClarityFB 9 жыл бұрын
yea as soon as she said her name was Patricia i knew she had to be patrice's mom
@Josh_H
@Josh_H 9 жыл бұрын
you guys are dumb if you believe that.
@Josh_H
@Josh_H 9 жыл бұрын
ClarityFB ok little kid stay school
@ClarityFB
@ClarityFB 9 жыл бұрын
J hump​ yea sorry I'm dumb, I know its not his mom. I'm pretty stupid
@LadyEowyn
@LadyEowyn 4 жыл бұрын
Where do I know you from? 😂😂
@jaredoaks
@jaredoaks 4 жыл бұрын
She is so endearing. Love her!
@solidkingcobra
@solidkingcobra 5 жыл бұрын
not a lot of people can say they called a hu-white president the N-word in front of their face.
@IberianInteractive
@IberianInteractive 9 жыл бұрын
DAT INTRO !!!
@andersevenrud
@andersevenrud 9 жыл бұрын
It was scary as hell! Reminded me of Aphex Twin's music videos.
@letsgoracing745
@letsgoracing745 9 жыл бұрын
Diaz comes last, best for last
@jsmyth024
@jsmyth024 5 жыл бұрын
Awwwww hell, she's on tour! Come to Atlanta Ms. Pat, you know we love you. :P
@ClarityFB
@ClarityFB 9 жыл бұрын
patricia..... is this patrice's mom?
@nicklott740
@nicklott740 3 жыл бұрын
“What the fuck is wrong with this white dude, why his nuts hangin like that” 😂😂😂😂
@alisharenee2100
@alisharenee2100 4 жыл бұрын
Ms.Pat is Hilarious. My Boyfriend & I enjoyed her show in Atlantic City *19
@thegodieinafire
@thegodieinafire 9 жыл бұрын
I like how the bullshit intro is like 25% of the video.
@83Chrisaaron
@83Chrisaaron 9 жыл бұрын
Love the new Aphex Twin intro. XD
@thebrain9384
@thebrain9384 8 жыл бұрын
Doesn't recognize Jimmy Carter. nuts. My other comments were meant for Winster Chesty.
@jasonsmith530
@jasonsmith530 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy carter in hospice care What a great man he was
@a_solo_yolo
@a_solo_yolo 5 жыл бұрын
She reminds me of a real life version of Black Cindy from Orange is the New Black😂😭
@Antipolicestate
@Antipolicestate 9 жыл бұрын
That intro was biting on Aphex Twins style. That Chris Cunningham music video for come to daddy
@theresahopkins8685
@theresahopkins8685 4 жыл бұрын
Young Laddddddyyyyyyyyy!!!!
@roxanneworld11
@roxanneworld11 8 жыл бұрын
as a chocolate girl, i *REALLY* hate this story, *OMG!!* please, say it isn't so - that did *NOT* happen!..but at the same *time,* hate to admit it but that was funny as frak!....waaaahh!: because i *really* also hate being conflicted, like that, lol! *:-/*
@QueenWJ
@QueenWJ 5 жыл бұрын
If we are going to accept black womanhood than we need to accept all types. Not saying we should all act like that. But we cant shame them either. This story is funny as hell.
@jasonpaz
@jasonpaz 3 жыл бұрын
I think if black people was real about their struggle like Ms. Pat, America would get it. Would do more for black lives than BLM.
@mztweety1374
@mztweety1374 Жыл бұрын
If Richard Pryor, Dolemite and Simply Marvelous had a baby it would be Ms Pat
@aussiedownunderman
@aussiedownunderman 9 жыл бұрын
OMG love Ms Pat!
@_____7512
@_____7512 4 жыл бұрын
Ms Pat is a treasure 😂😂
@williamsmith3926
@williamsmith3926 3 жыл бұрын
What's happened with her face ?? Looks like shes had an allergic reaction or something. She dont usually look like it either ???
@ki11em59
@ki11em59 3 жыл бұрын
@Comedy Central you guys should really take another look at these captions cuz the "[bleep]" written in some of the other vids looks a lot better than this
@Cnw8701
@Cnw8701 7 жыл бұрын
Give him a peanut butter sandwich instead! 😂
@mchan2141
@mchan2141 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@wendellanderson279
@wendellanderson279 2 жыл бұрын
That's over most folks heads...
@10-AMPM-01
@10-AMPM-01 2 жыл бұрын
0:30 - Did he have knee pads? or is that CG? or is it old school Johnny Knoxville style? That's gotta hurt...
@adamsharkey9579
@adamsharkey9579 9 жыл бұрын
Ms Pat is one of the funniest comics ever! Besides Joey Diaz, Lee Evans & Rogan
@dorhysgnawing1263
@dorhysgnawing1263 3 жыл бұрын
Rogan isnt shit compared to this woman
@jleg9991
@jleg9991 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if jimmy carter watching this.
@adrian_9951
@adrian_9951 4 жыл бұрын
Do the producers tell the black folks to say nigga in front of white audience?
@pmn7544
@pmn7544 4 жыл бұрын
Ok but why does it say "n1gger" in the captions 😂 youtube shady as fuck
@C_C-
@C_C- 3 жыл бұрын
Worked much better at Gotham. These must be the audiences that are ruining comedy.
@stephenanderson1594
@stephenanderson1594 2 жыл бұрын
Trump eats a Mc Donald's I would like to see the interaction with Ms. Pat lol
@underweightHater
@underweightHater 9 жыл бұрын
im keeping that shit in my pocket for any future celebrity encounters. nigga where the fuck i know you from?
@brandondavies7684
@brandondavies7684 7 жыл бұрын
she's a comedian for crying out loud she's new to the game that was some funny s***I loved everything about it she did a good job and everyone else loved it she's good and talented she'll go far in her career I don't understand why everyone's getting all butthurt about this it's meant to laugh at and that's all it is leave it at that if she didn't feel comfortable talking about us she wouldn't.....so shut Tha fuck up
@slerpnet1973
@slerpnet1973 5 жыл бұрын
Found Ms. Pat on Joe rogan an i love her, so funny im not normally a fan of any female comics but she is grate..!
@BakerOrDie123
@BakerOrDie123 9 жыл бұрын
1:22 A wet fucking sock would be too real for most of those people.
@marysab8865
@marysab8865 4 жыл бұрын
lol teens everyday at mcdonalds as trump walks in (eats fast food 24/7 because it's premade, therefore no one can poison him)
@zegrasisinnocent
@zegrasisinnocent 9 жыл бұрын
This chick is hilarious.
@nikkiatkins33
@nikkiatkins33 3 жыл бұрын
Im 2nd hand embarrassed and idk u lol
@vincybadman871
@vincybadman871 7 жыл бұрын
“Nigga where do I know you from?” To the president of the US., Hilarious
@MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo
@MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo Жыл бұрын
Short but amazingly funny. Hope it's true!
@MrAwesomeSaucem
@MrAwesomeSaucem 2 жыл бұрын
Does the intro seriously have to take up 1/4 of the video??? jesus
@whatsnews8674
@whatsnews8674 9 жыл бұрын
Funny
@guillermomontoyo
@guillermomontoyo 6 жыл бұрын
That intro musik makes me feel scared
@IsleFreeThinker1
@IsleFreeThinker1 9 жыл бұрын
I was crying too hard because of the laughter to be offended., and how could one be offended when this is her life (although obviously embellished).
@lakeila1234
@lakeila1234 3 жыл бұрын
LOL naw this not this how people in lower class lives
@siddharthkrishnan3317
@siddharthkrishnan3317 6 жыл бұрын
I love Ms. pat she’s hilarious
@Gastromaniacle
@Gastromaniacle 9 жыл бұрын
First female comedian that actually made me laugh hard, she's fuckin funny.
@retrobluemusic
@retrobluemusic Ай бұрын
here from tim dillons patreon
@dereomiebi977
@dereomiebi977 3 жыл бұрын
The Host crazy.. She's the funniest woman He and I or anybody has ever known
@prestonmartinez1054
@prestonmartinez1054 5 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂😂 she's so damn funny 😂😂
@wazzer1812
@wazzer1812 9 жыл бұрын
you ripped that intro from aphex twin - come to daddy that scared the shit out of me as a kid
@thecoolunclea.k.a.unclebea1158
@thecoolunclea.k.a.unclebea1158 3 жыл бұрын
The 255 dislikes are 255 people who need to watch this over and over.
@Johnny-ty1dg
@Johnny-ty1dg 9 жыл бұрын
I would have reacted the exact same way.
@Dadondadajord
@Dadondadajord 2 жыл бұрын
She looks much darker here then she does now
@GBart
@GBart 9 жыл бұрын
The beginning is a lot like the video for Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin
@orchidgrl08
@orchidgrl08 8 жыл бұрын
holy SHIT ur right! that's creepy as hell but still a cool concept for both the music video and this intro
@Smoof29
@Smoof29 2 жыл бұрын
I would do anything to find out if Carter remembers this
@stephendoing2253
@stephendoing2253 Жыл бұрын
Did you pay the $100 back?
@JavierFigueroa9
@JavierFigueroa9 9 жыл бұрын
Hands down best intro so far, haha
@montanac223344
@montanac223344 9 жыл бұрын
Hahah Ms. Pat is the shit. That was hella funny
@sarahlovee4229
@sarahlovee4229 5 жыл бұрын
We ran in to him at Disney Land.... yours is way better.
@DFobs666
@DFobs666 9 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the intro song?
@km9642
@km9642 5 жыл бұрын
Yo hold up, how was Ms. Pat (born in 1972) working at McDonald's at the time of Jimmy Carter's term as president? She would have been 5-9 years old. Isn't that too young?
@georgina-a
@georgina-a 5 жыл бұрын
She didn't say it happened when Carter was president (she said she got the job after going through Clinton's 'Welfare to Work' scheme in the 90s). US presidents keep the title 'president' (& a secret service protective detail) for life.
@lilacfunk
@lilacfunk 2 жыл бұрын
Just came here after watching Ms Pat’s Netflix special and she’s looking rough here, but she looks amazing in the special. And she’s only 49.
@alecnewman6052
@alecnewman6052 5 жыл бұрын
a-hue, a-hue, a-hue thats the most annoying laugh lmao
@escapethisall
@escapethisall 9 жыл бұрын
lol when you from the hood you think _____
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