Follow me on Instagram and Twitter / notoriouspeepop / notoriouspeepop #MSSP #MattAndShaneSecretPodcast From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 104
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@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын
"I just wanna love a girl and tell her she's beautiful, and grow real icy after about six months and tell her: 'nothing's wrong, nothings wrong, I can't do this anymore.'" Oh my god.
@ZeroMalarki2 ай бұрын
I feel attacked
@elpusegato2 жыл бұрын
This podcast is more effective than any therapist I've ever been to
@paulfroelich10242 жыл бұрын
Sick dude
@johntallanger40362 жыл бұрын
the key is to just be kind and soft while having values that don't bend. life pretty much goes well if you can actually do it.
@balkloth2 жыл бұрын
@@johntallanger4036 fuck that i never cum soft
@fredrickmiller65342 жыл бұрын
@@johntallanger4036 being kind and soft is horrible life advice. Shut up.
@jamesross9112 жыл бұрын
It's the more well adjusted jocky brother to Cumtown
@jaliscogrill85192 жыл бұрын
“Throw up the gordita crunch now” is funniest thing i ever heard
@styxrakash4639 Жыл бұрын
sipping on a baja blast
@herbthompson89372 жыл бұрын
"Its not their real step-brother?" hahahahhahaha
@deezlesteezle4 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@ih8stuff32 жыл бұрын
"🎵The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying🎵"
@brycemaskell4806 Жыл бұрын
Matt being a pron addict yet against the indutry of it is the exact convoluted thinking my life revolves around 😂
@vladokingsley3775 Жыл бұрын
How? Alcoholics can be against alcohol, meth addicts can be against meth, heroin addicts can be against heroin. You can be addicted to porn and realize the danger it causes.
@VIK_1903 Жыл бұрын
@@vladokingsley3775 Your point doesn't argue his point. There's no way in hell that you're capable of forming full sentences and yet not realise how dychotomic that is.
@brycemaskell4806 Жыл бұрын
@@VIK_1903 i cant believe this needed to be said lmao
@ghostfacekilla1611 ай бұрын
There is more than one place to get your porn, you know, right? Like there isn't just one porn factory in Ohio spitting out DVDs? You can be against "the industry" and still want to watch something while you crank your tenis, it's not as convoluted as you want it to be. Matt will be masturbating to AI porn in the future, as a fellow intellectual he knows that's as guilt-free as a coom gets.
@weedwin735610 ай бұрын
Matt rules
@jonathanwiggins53662 жыл бұрын
"That's a tough pigeonhole." LMAO
@alexbaum22042 жыл бұрын
When you listen to Chris Hedges, you come face to face with the realization that we already live in the dystopian world we like to pretend still only exists in the future.
@tylermassey5431 Жыл бұрын
Go back to sleep. Reality sucks.
@radricdavis8508 Жыл бұрын
Dude our society was already debased in the 1940s. Go watch a movie from 1948. They’re the most perverted creepy ass things I’ve ever seen. Globalization bc of ww2. We merged with Europe
@radricdavis8508 Жыл бұрын
Honestly Hollywood was the porn industry , they just didn’t fuck the actresses on camera. Go look at Judy Garland in Wizard of Oz. She was 14 and getting fingered and drugged up by a bunch of Harvey Weinsteins
@sandworm9528 Жыл бұрын
I pray Matt never finds Chris hedges, it's too heavy for his innocent soul
@coreygolphenee9633 Жыл бұрын
That's why the whole boring dystopia thing fits so well, god if it was like blade runner or total recall no one would bitch, but it's like office space total recall, which turns out to be absolutely and completely hell
@rickhall51793010 ай бұрын
I asked a guy who investigates child trafficking what the #1 thing we could do to stop it was. He said "Get rid of pornography."
@magicknight135 ай бұрын
Good luck with that
@EmptyTelevision5 ай бұрын
source, trust me bro
@robinmohamedally75875 ай бұрын
@@EmptyTelevision you're really in your feelings about this, aren't you? You're like those women who plug their ears when people tell them how bad a person their boyfriends are. Chick.
@agentmueller4 ай бұрын
Me personally? I just use lemaire. We all need a lemorp, playing video games on his stomach
@Randlow4 ай бұрын
@@agentmuellerthat episode was hilarious
@coreygolphenee96332 жыл бұрын
The NFL running back comparison is absolutely genius
@Pleaselikemycomment1 Жыл бұрын
The pay is a little different
@coreygolphenee9633 Жыл бұрын
@@Pleaselikemycomment1 Up front yeah, but do you have the same risk of junior seauing yourself as an an NFL dude, in a way yes but not really.
@VIK_1903 Жыл бұрын
@@coreygolphenee9633 would you rather have a son in the NFL or a daughter in the porn industry?
@matthames48384 ай бұрын
@@coreygolphenee9633at least it’s respectable.
@paulfroelich10243 жыл бұрын
Matt is 100% right.
@mchapman24242 жыл бұрын
Ive never agreed with matt more than what he says in this clip. Usually I kinda think hes an asshole
@wallyplourde8162 Жыл бұрын
100% gay most likely.
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
@@wallyplourde8162 hahaha nah man he's "hetero as hell"
@JOrtiz-gc2dl11 ай бұрын
@@wallyplourde8162 guy sounds like is way too obviously lying through his teeth.
@chazmichaelmichaels88 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail, the jokes. Perfect
@talkingheaded3 жыл бұрын
I’m loving you content bro keep it up!
@fusionfountain3 жыл бұрын
What about “the sucking head” and it’s you and your gay
@nolanduarte2 жыл бұрын
You own the gay, it's your gay.
@justinneilsonn2665 Жыл бұрын
Porn has become way too accepted and mainstream. Children can access with ease. It shouldn't be so simple to simply type in "boobs" on internet and bring up porn.
@tobe1207 Жыл бұрын
I agree but am torn on the last sentence. In all seriousness. I do love seeing boobs of all kinds. But to imagine a world where I've only seen the girls I've personally seen, the suspense of never having seen an Asian or Middle Eastern breast yet (because I haven't slept with either race of woman yet) on the bright side would be amazing because the buildup. But double edged. Long story short I do think somebody should study the effects on society. especially paired with our weird view of sex where it's evil and worse than murder
@justinneilsonn2665 Жыл бұрын
@@tobe1207 I used that word specifically because my 7 year old son typed in Google searches as innocent as that .. and it was like a funnel of pictures of boobs that led to videos of boobs that led to videos of other private parts increasingly more graphic .. I caught it quick but my point is it shouldn't be as easy as that for a child to be taken down a series of clicks and exposed to more graphic material. Ultimately I had to take responsibility as a father but there's got to be a better way for adults to access adult things on the internet.
@VIEWITIS Жыл бұрын
@@tobe1207 nudity isn't the same thing as what we call porn now.
@HistoryNerd8765 Жыл бұрын
@@tobe1207 Yeah, at the very least, we should study the effects of it.
@blackscoped Жыл бұрын
I went to elementary thru high school with a semi-famous pornstar, never coulda imagined she would do that for a living lol. I mean she was kinda slutty but being a pornstar is like a whole nother level of slutty
@tobe1207 Жыл бұрын
Lol a customer at work seen this on my screen
@magicknight135 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo oh my god
@APWoodworking Жыл бұрын
Soft white underbelly has the craziest stripper stories
@NardDoggy94 Жыл бұрын
Mssp is literally the only reason I still have a job 😅
@jackb85982 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Matt is a genius.
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
I totally agree.
@paragon1782 Жыл бұрын
Says a lot about you 😂
@YourLocalOverlord Жыл бұрын
Secret G squad
@mattmcd3523 Жыл бұрын
@@YourLocalOverlord Mandelbrot set profile picture... I can see you too are a man of fractal reality culture
@Harry_Stylus11 ай бұрын
What, is he good at math or something?
@KingDavidz08 Жыл бұрын
the dawgz are righteous ✊️
@dontcare708610 ай бұрын
This will always be my favorite thumbnail. Shane sitting in heaven 😂😂
@DaBro11022 жыл бұрын
the end of this video beginning with the "I worked for the state" in amazing
@niller88 Жыл бұрын
MeToo'ing the porn industry would get anti-Semitic real fast, which is why popular media promotes it as somehow liberating and woke. People like Al Goldstein and Greg Lansky are allowed to fly under the radar for a reason.
@IiiiIq-qaadgame11 ай бұрын
Shhh
@fukcingweeabos316710 ай бұрын
Oy vey
@rocketduck44Ай бұрын
Not really sure if that argument works when the very first guy to get MeeToo'd was jewish.
@reptarhouse Жыл бұрын
I would never have expected Matt to read Chris hedges
@Abletoth2 жыл бұрын
Shane busted one shortly after this pod.
@2510LuL2 жыл бұрын
I did during
@Annalisa_Frank6 ай бұрын
The thumbnails always get me lmao
@EastboundAndDowns3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Bedtime Stories supposed to be about historical events and cultures?? Sounds like ol' Peepop got backed up and had to empty the tank and figured, 2 birds dude.
@NotoriousPeepop3 жыл бұрын
Ehh anything educational I guess. Anything which, while youre listening to it, you can already picture your self repeating it to your friends to sound smart
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
@@NotoriousPeepop that's 80 percent of my conversations.
@maxperez6760 Жыл бұрын
Matt is so underrated
@tommy_noble Жыл бұрын
He's fine where he's at
@84kjk10 ай бұрын
Matt should be one of the most famous well known comedians in the country.
@deezlesteezle4 ай бұрын
Matt sucks
@mattallan63382 жыл бұрын
That picture hahaha
@ThePulaskiPumper4 ай бұрын
What a calming and.comforting bedtime story.
@RackEmRack Жыл бұрын
I love the thumbnails
@derekrayment8092 Жыл бұрын
Love a Baja Blast
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
Well obviously that one went out of business 😂😂😂 swear that's what I thought at the same time lmfao
@zombietech440 Жыл бұрын
Matt in the background 😂🤣
@NicholasKramas2 жыл бұрын
Matty is one of the funniest and coolest non comics, I love this guy
@diodorussiculus21862 жыл бұрын
HE'S NOT A COMIC????
@lukess.s2 жыл бұрын
@@diodorussiculus2186 he is though lol op is wrong
@afrodemon8629 Жыл бұрын
@@diodorussiculus2186 He is. It's just not his main job I think. I remember Shane mentioning that on the JRE.
@hasancasperlabuschagne7579 Жыл бұрын
He won Philly's Funniest. He's paid his standup dues dawg. And he opened for a magician at an Armenian Orthodox Church function.
@robbmckenzie83792 жыл бұрын
Australia says hi!
@hossdelgado3675 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the podcast that Matt watched? I wanna watch it
@mathewkeen23562 жыл бұрын
Baja blast lol.
@matguerra3339 ай бұрын
im bout that gentle amateur love myself.
@matguerra3339 ай бұрын
Shane is hellur smart for a baby boy.
@shnpio Жыл бұрын
Man more I listen to this more I realise im basically Matt like same brain different life situation
@matguerra3339 ай бұрын
Matt is a cartoon character.
@kebecois712 жыл бұрын
Yooo that is so funny
@nickmelucci3 жыл бұрын
Equal parts disturbing and hilarious.
@matguerra3339 ай бұрын
posive vibes only for me too.
@derekrayment8092 Жыл бұрын
Like an NFL running back lol
@westonprather31575 ай бұрын
I love how in the thumbnail Matt’s the least hung of the dudes 😂😂
@tommy_noble Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@illyal14452 жыл бұрын
This was recorded 6 months ago ... imagine how many times he beat it to porn since lol
@joeydillon2 Жыл бұрын
0
@Zure467 Жыл бұрын
He said he didn't on Rogan a few weeks back. Them T's haunt him
@-C.S.R Жыл бұрын
They're like NFL running backs😂
@DavidLLambertmobile Жыл бұрын
Ive done a few TV, film, digital media projects in the past. TV-movies-student films-ads etc 📹 . I worked with a set guy, 2013 from LA who briefly did porn in San Fernando valley. He said drugs are common, girls get drunk, high then the crews get them easy to control. A few porn "stars" get smart and get into production studios, DVD deals, tours. Some make big $$$ & quit after 4-5yr.
@Skottomania2 күн бұрын
That's always the way to go. I remember one interview with Bruce Campbell and someone asked him how to succeed as an actor and actually get roles in movies and TV and his answer was, "Become a producer"
@donguapo78623 ай бұрын
I want to know shanes reaction to this thumbnail...this is by far the worst one 😂😂😂😂
@michaelmerrill5187 Жыл бұрын
Predatory industry.
@garnetnard42847 ай бұрын
I encourage anyone reading this to watch the documentary “Hot Girls Wanted,”. It’s disturbing.
@picklep98122 жыл бұрын
That’s why escorting is the way to go
@dannypope18607 ай бұрын
lol, starting with “girl on girl”… So we’re starting with gay stuff?!? lol
@6feetunderpants5 ай бұрын
Technically.
@dcoll9882 жыл бұрын
Damn called out Murphy
@ryanmcginness2888 Жыл бұрын
I made this screencap my desktop picture just to cheer me up everysdaisies.
@zachharris3040 Жыл бұрын
Matt BDSM shames the BDSM community
@athulfgeirsson Жыл бұрын
BDSM shames the PTSD community
@thelongvirtuesignal85516 ай бұрын
oh wow a woman told you a story in which she was the victim, wow, that never happens.
@Kampfwageneer2 жыл бұрын
I bet there’s something all the producers have in common
@alfredroa94372 жыл бұрын
long noses
@rovingmauler7410 Жыл бұрын
A lack of penile epidermis
@ryansutton4379 Жыл бұрын
Tight wads
@DatBoi-mo9vc Жыл бұрын
Tiny hat gang
@NelsonMandela961 Жыл бұрын
Stein
@nickhewes6860 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, cause NONE of those women had a choice... They were forced, everytime....sure...
@mactallica9293 Жыл бұрын
I'm assuming they're not talking about sites like brazzers
@matguerra3339 ай бұрын
shout out casting couch. Dude killed it for 25yrs w/19 yr olds.
@SquareNoggin10 ай бұрын
Matt's correct, obviously. It also wreaks havoc on teen boys and men who watch it.
@ashmyblunt10 ай бұрын
Just a little extra shame, I get off to that
@robinmohamedally75875 ай бұрын
They have to have surgeries to repair the damage done to their vaginas and anuses. That was also in Hedges' book, from women he interviewed
@Lordoftheswollen11 ай бұрын
Met a girl who said her boyfriend was too sensitive and wanted me to choke and man handle her. Its not a man woman thing. Some people are just kinky.
@SorenSoSilly9 күн бұрын
1:47 literally did this on stage last week. Imma just kill myself honestly
@theascendunt99603 ай бұрын
These dudes have no idea how female sexuality works 😂
@HighWireDiver3 ай бұрын
What an autistic comment. Who cares how female sexuality works? It's not important.
@DaBro11022 жыл бұрын
listen to this and then get dumb smacked and continue to listen 10000/1 shoutout autocorrect 3
@sleepyproduction7166 Жыл бұрын
I could never watch porn, I would always be scanning over it and if for one second the chick didn’t seem like she wanted to be there I felt bad. If the dude was real aggressive and the chick wasn’t expecting it I’d stop watching. There were times I thought of contacting someone idk who but someone. Gifs and pics for me if not just imagination.
@TrevorTisdaleMusic Жыл бұрын
“But sex work IS WORK!” 🫠
@thomaskovacs50945 ай бұрын
Criticizing the Porn industry is anti semitic
@MS-374 ай бұрын
I’m a jewish porn producer, I agree. This is antisemitic. I love seeing white women exploit themselves!
@benitocolombus5072 Жыл бұрын
Who is behind porn tho?
@Ki_Adi_Mundi Жыл бұрын
Cameramen
@jamesouellet9769 Жыл бұрын
Jews
@DavidLLambertmobile Жыл бұрын
It was a MUCH larger business in the 1980s 1990s 2000s but I doubt the business is making $ like 30yr ago. Web, soc media etc made xxx less profitable.
@benitocolombus507211 ай бұрын
@@DavidLLambertmobile Its not about money
@benitocolombus507211 ай бұрын
@@DavidLLambertmobile Its not about money
@GR-od1tp3 ай бұрын
Shout out to Andrew Tate
@jesussanchez91063 жыл бұрын
Crazy how these girls apperantly can't just you know... Quit and go back to working a regular job instead of doing these things...oh wait...
@morgangreen26012 жыл бұрын
With background checks, lack of disciplined skills for a long time, and notoriety finding a job sucks for these people.
@amellowblue2 жыл бұрын
Did you even listen to the clip? Almost all of them do about a year into it. That's not the point
@tommyglynn741210 ай бұрын
Yt
@bud38910 ай бұрын
I would rather shoot porn than work minimum wage at a fast food place again.
@bud3899 ай бұрын
@overlordfemto7523For a lot of people, there isn't.
@dcrechio2 жыл бұрын
This isnt history
@andallthatcouldhavebeen...91752 ай бұрын
Take a look at who owns and runs the porn industry….
@richardmarshall4416Ай бұрын
Getting tired of hearing about how certain groups of people have no self agency. Everyone has the ability to think for themselves and can have enough foresight to realize the consequences of their choices and the more we make excuses for them the more we empower them to keep doing it.
@stonecypher6344 Жыл бұрын
Interracial porn as a whole is gross af.
@yeahyeahwowman8099 Жыл бұрын
It taps into the fetish of either taking back control, or establishing that you are on top.
@ramblincapuchin9075 Жыл бұрын
Its called the world's oldest profession for a reason. The ethics behind the reality don't turn me into a feminist because you have to be aware on some level that the game has been going for a while Its a little bit like working, there are people who make the best of it or who are making it happen. But for the most part you don't have sympathy for a person who is just getting by right? Most of us know that its a hard time getting going and its a hard time getting recognized for thankless work. You identify with people who play to their strengths or take risks in the game to maintain a stable income But as far as 9-5 jobs, a lot of people have to submit to the reality that the pay is mediocre and in order to be promoted, you have to do things out of character to be rewarded Sex trafficking and being humiliated on camera is a by product of evil vices but you're not doing anything to stop it by boycotting the industry. Unless you go full Liam Nesson, that's an enterprise with several aces up its sleeve to keep it in the clear The best you can do is commit to one partner and donate some of your time or finances to relief operations. Specifically to shelters where disadvantaged foriegn women have to seek out The only way to get on your feet in this country is to sort out some kind of work educate yourself on our culture/policy. I mean how many of us guys can say that we could get stuck in China or somewhere without having to commit to certain herculean feats for financial stability. No farm worker is going to set you up to cover him in his 14 hour shift
@84kjk10 ай бұрын
Swing and a miss.
@6feetunderpants5 ай бұрын
Seven paragraphs, zero mentions of sex work positivity. And no - criticism of enablers is not victim blaming.
@Fuego_gringo2543 ай бұрын
Sales is the world's oldest profession
@28hipster5 ай бұрын
I do think there’s 2 sides to porn industry it’s the same as a lot of industries, there’s gonna be a lot of horrible exploitative scum out there but there is always gonna be a network of people that are supportive and create a safe environment
@tessahall79710 ай бұрын
Believe it or not, BDSM is also somehow genetic. I knew a guy who was really into that. He didn’t have childhood trauma. He found out his dad was also really into it and had always been.
@84kjk10 ай бұрын
Yea def bro. That one story scientifically proves bdsm is 100% genetic.
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns5 ай бұрын
Can you please find your school teachers, show them this comment, and demand compensation.
@nicholascoob13504 ай бұрын
These comments kek
@popcorn8743 Жыл бұрын
Normal people don't do porn proceeds to say it eliminate s chances of normalcy ummm durp de diddly doo
@notsocrates9529 Жыл бұрын
I hope you're just pretending to be an R.
@popcorn8743 Жыл бұрын
Because I pointed out he contradicted himself within 20secs? You got me fucked up dork
@popcorn8743 Жыл бұрын
@@notsocrates9529 Also say retard like the man you pretend to be on the internet
@sandworm9528 Жыл бұрын
Normal people dont do fentanyl, proceeds to say it eliminates chance of normalcy.
@gussygrom804711 ай бұрын
@@ojsimp5215you’re both F’s
@cyric20106 ай бұрын
Honestly, I like it if I perceive the woman not enjoying participating in porn. It becomes a demonstration of power. As long as its subtle. I dont find tears attractive.
@sandorclegane3658 Жыл бұрын
If you're mentally strong and can legit get in and get out in six months or a year, could be ok for some chicks.
@NelsonMandela961 Жыл бұрын
No, no it wouldn't "be alright"
@youtubeistrash2347 Жыл бұрын
@@NelsonMandela961 thsts why no one liked thst comment lol
@jarnold1789 Жыл бұрын
@Twiggz Ratio’d lol
@josephhigares744 Жыл бұрын
Coomer
@TheB00tyWarrior Жыл бұрын
I'm addicted, it's not right.
@roostervision Жыл бұрын
Chris Hedges should write a children's book.
@fuckwad2024 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I don’t feel bad for em
@motor-hr6rj Жыл бұрын
(((Mindgeek)))
@stevenglansberg22859 ай бұрын
Check out the hog on the guy second from the right. Wow.